DIALOGUE_NPC (1021)

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens.

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Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

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Necrovarus: Get out of my sight!! Or I promise you that you will regret your insolence for the rest of eternity!!!

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Ghost guard: Sorry - it's Town Policy.

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Ghost guard: You need to go to the Temple and earn some. Talk to the disciples - they will tell you how.

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Old man: The Captain says yes.

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Ghost guard: In that case, you need to go to the Temple and earn some. Talk to the disciples - they will tell you how.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What happened to everyone here?
  4. How do I get into the town?
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Necrovarus: No - listen to me. Go from this place and do not return, or I will remove your head.

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Ghost disciple: Inside that room is a coffin, inside which lie the mortal remains of our most glorious master, Necrovarus. None may enter.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Ectofuntus for?
  3. Where do I get ectoplasm from?
  4. How do I grind bones?
  5. How do I receive Ectotokens?
  6. Thanks for your time.
8

Alice's husband: Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers.

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Dron: BE GONE!

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Necrovarus: I have almost completely lost patience with you, mortal. Another word, and every threat I have uttered will be made real for you.

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Gardener Ghost: Got it right 'ere in my pocket. Here you go.

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Ghost disciple: What are you doing going in there?

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Ghost disciple: Put bones of any type into the machine's hopper, and then turn the handle to grind them. You will need a pot to empty the machine of ground up bones.

5

Old crone: I will now perform the ritual of enchantment.

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Necrovarus: Speak to me again and I will rend the soul from your flesh.

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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
3
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 3,500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Necrovarus: I do not answer questions, mortal fool!!

3

Necrovarus: Nobody speaks to me unless I speak to them!!!

3

Necrovarus: NO!!!!! Get out of my sight before I burn every ounce of flesh from your bones!!!!!

2

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

2

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

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  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. Why are you so expensive?
  4. No thanks, I'm not interested.
2

Player: Ooooh... my head...

2

Player: Very well then, I shall await my mystery prize with bated breath.

2

Velorina: If he declines, there may yet be another way.

2

Gravingas: You've got them all! Now go and present it to Necrovarus!!

2

Silver merchant: Why not. I can't use it anyway. Try feeling its change in temperature as you walk around.

2

Player: I'll go and search for those items you need.

2

Player: Thanks for your time.

2

Alice's husband: The ghosts I talk to say that the tokens have something to do with the tower just east of here. If you need to collect some I'd try there.

2

Pirate Pete: I may have a quest, but you don't look like you'd be able handle the kind of monsters I have problems with.

2

Necrovarus: Oh goody goody. I just can't wait.

2

Necrovarus: You dare to speak to me??? Have you lost your wits????

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

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  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
1

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1

Ak-Haranu: May honour be bestowed upon you and your family!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, I like exploring mazes.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1

Player: And you. See you later.

1

Player: No, Necrovarus, I am not insane. With this enchanted amulet of ghostspeak I have the power to command you to do my will!

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Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1

Player: I think it's hungry!

1

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

1

Player: Okay, that sounds good.

1

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

1

Player: Oh dear, I do hope the doctor's reaction is not too violent.

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Alice's husband: I don't know nuthin' about nuthin'. Oim a simple ghost with simple needs. All I know is, years ago, that temple started glowing green and, a few months later, I woke up dead. That's all there is to it.

1

Player: If I find him, I will pass it on.

1

Player: Well, that's one way to catch a chicken, I suppose.

1
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
1

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

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Velorina: Necrovarus will not listen to those of us who are already dead. He might rethink his position if someone with a mortal soul pleaded our cause.

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Necrovarus: You dare to speak that name in this place?????

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Velorina: I have a vision of a small wooden shack, the land it was built on the unholy soil of Morytania. I sense the sea is very close, and that there looms castles to the west and the east.

1

Player: So, have you changed your mind yet?

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Gardener Ghost: Well, oi s'pose oi've got 10 minutes to spare.

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Player: No thank you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me? I'm injured.
  3. Isn't this place built a bit out the way?
1

Player: That was the strangest dream I've ever had! Assuming it was a dream...

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Ghost disciple: What do you think you're doing? Get that away from the Ectofuntus!

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Player: It matters not that you ignore your citizens' wishes, Necrovarus. Wheels have been set in motion, wheels that will set them free.

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Necrovarus: Cluck cluck squuuaaaakkkk cluck cluck

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Necrovarus: I think I've laid an egg...

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Ghost captain: At the moment, nowhere. The mini-Ectofuntus that powers the Ghostship is in major need of repair, and until it gets it, this ship is going nowhere.

1

Apprentice (medium): Can't you see I'm being attacked...

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  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Player: Well...oh, never mind. I'm working on getting the amulet anyway.

1

Player: What is this strange fountain?

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Ghost disciple: This is the Ectofuntus, the most marvellous creation of Necrovarus, our glorious leader.

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Velorina: She was a friend of mine. Had she died, I would have felt her spirit pass over to the next world, though I may not follow.

1

Player: How do I generate units of power?

1

Robin: I'll certainly sign your longbow, if you bring me one!!

1

Old crone: Never mind; we've reunited a happy family of farmers; that's enough for me.

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Ghost disciple: I have 50 ectotokens waiting for you mortal, but you do not have room in your inventory for them.

1

Mazchna: You're still hunting cave crawlers; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Necrovarus: I will answer questions when you are dead!!

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Alice's husband: I'm not a charity here, ya know. Bad enough all you cow-killing folks are a'slaughterin' me beasts. Come back when ya have enough tokens.

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Droalak: Take that scroll to Jorral in the outpost.

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Ghost disciple: I have 70 ectotokens waiting for you mortal, but you do not have room in your inventory for them.

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Maria Gunnars: Let's set sail then.

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Andras: I guess that depends what interests you. The place is pretty quiet, though there's been rumours recently of a great evil making its home beneath the village.

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Georgy: Leave me alone.

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Necrovarus: Oh, I do admire an activist. Do let me know when you're finished, and I'll give it my fullest consideration.

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Next

  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to enter Port Phasmatys - here's 2 Ectotokens.
  3. I'm not paying you Ectotokens just to go through a gate.
  4. Where can I get Ectotokens?
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  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't have that many Ectotokens.
  3. Where can I get Ectotokens?
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Player: I'm sorry, but Necrovarus will not let you go.

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Velorina: Take pity on me, please - eternity stretches out before me and I am helpless in its grasp.

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Ghost captain: Would you like to visit Dragontooth Island? It is a most pleasant island in the sea between Morytania and the lands of the east. It'll cost you 25 ectotokens for the return trip.

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Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

11

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

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Player: It's nice to see a human face around here.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What happened to everyone here?
  4. How do I get into the town?
5

Alice: Hello. How can I help you?

3
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 3,500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. I'm not paying you Ectotokens just to go through a gate.
  4. Where can I get Ectotokens?
3
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
2
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Necrovarus: You dare to face me again - you must be truly insane!!!!

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  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 4,100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1

Player: I've had enough of you not paying up - you owe me 100 gold coins. I'm going to tell the ghosts what you're doing.

1

Player: Hello there!

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Player: Necrovarus, I am presenting you with a petition form that has been signed by 10 citizens of Port Phasmatys.

1

Player: I have something for you.

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Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

1
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
1

Player: Would you sign this oak longbow for me?

1

Player: I must speak with you on behalf of Velorina.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know where I can find the Book of Haricanto?
  3. Do you know where I can find the Robes of Necrovarus?
  4. I need something to translate the Book of Haricanto.
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Player: Hi there. Why do you still bother having ships here? I mean - you're dead, what use are they to you?

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  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Player: Hello there. Are you the brother of Dron?

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  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 650 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Where do you sail to?

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Ghost villager: Worship the Ectofuntus all you want, but don't bother us, human.

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Ghost villager: This cold wind blows right through you, doesn't it?

1
  1. Which direction do you wish to walk?
  2. North
  3. East
  4. South
  5. West
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