DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (49064)

  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Captain Khaled: Watch yourself, if the guards catch you carrying hot goods they'll throw you in the brig.

756

Player: What?

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  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
543

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

480
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
396

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

347

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the Southern house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

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Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the South-Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

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  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
309

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

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Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the Northern house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

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Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the North-Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

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Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
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Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the South-Eastern house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

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  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
264

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

232

Player: Ok, I need to find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
157

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

150

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

139

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

139
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
137

Player: Yes it is, I can find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

136

Player: I'll try again another time.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
124

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

123

Player: That's ok, I can find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

119
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
114

Player: It is indeed, I can find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

108

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

103

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

101
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Rada's blessing?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
  5. Bye!
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Player: Great. Thanks Veos.

97

Player: Thanks for the help.

97

Player: Thanks! I'll be off now.

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  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'll come back later.
87
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
84

Uri: Actions have consequences.

83

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

83

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

72

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

71

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

70

Uri: I have a story about that.

70

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

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Father Aereck: Correct!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
67

Uri: What's cheese?

65

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

65

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

65

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

63

Player: Yes, I know what I'm doing.

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Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

63

Madame Caldarium: Correct!

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Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

61

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

60

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

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Marisi: Correct!

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Oracle: That's right, well done!

58

Clerris: Correct!

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Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

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Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

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Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

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Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

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Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

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Amy: Please could you go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

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Amy: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
55

Cook: Cheers!

55

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

55

Steve: I believe you're right!

55
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
54

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

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Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

53

Hickton: Correct!

53

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

52

Kaylee: Correct!

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Uri: Loser says what.

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Zoo keeper: Thanks!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
51
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
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Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

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Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

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Squire: Correct!

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Gabooty: Sounds right!

51

Hajedy: Well done.

51

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

51

Flax keeper: Correct!

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Lowe: Here you go!

50

Jethick: Spot on!

50

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Hosidius.

50

Hosa: You'll find them all at home, in their respective cities.

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Dunstan: Correct!

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Captain Tobias: Correct!

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Eohric: Correct!

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Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

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Hosa: Yes indeed. If you could call together the architects from all five cities to co-operate on this statue - that will be something that has never happened before...

48

Traiborn: Spot on!

47

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

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Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

47

Uri: Can you stand me?

47

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting is in progress now.

47

Taria: Correct!

46

Caroline: Thank you so much!

46

King Roald: Correct!

46

Brimstail: Well done!

46

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

46

Uri: *sneezes* What?

45

Baraek: Correct.

45

Alry the Angler: I'll keep an eye on you and make sure you don't have too much trouble with her!

45

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

45

Roavar: Here you go!

45

Femi: Well done!

45

Amy: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

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King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

44

Fycie: Human done good!

44

Aretha: Correct!

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Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

44

Horphis: Correct!

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Karim: Correct!

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Sir Kay: Correct!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
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  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
43

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

43

Nicholas: Correct!

43

Edmond: Sounds good!

41

Drezel: Correct!

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Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

40

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

40

Dockmaster: Correct!

39

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

39

Sherlock: Come back to me when you've completed your challenge.

39

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

38

Jorral: Be careful with it, the raw magic can damage you unexpectedly when you feel it.

38

Player: Can I go for a ride?

38

Luthas: Congratulations.

37

Gallow: Correct!

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Captain Ginea: Correct!

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Hunding: Well done.

36
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
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  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
35

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

35
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
35

Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

35

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

34

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

34
  1. You will have to leave the minigame for more.
  2. Discard the seeds.
  3. Don't discard the seeds.
34
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
33

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

33

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
33
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge 'Kharedst's Memoirs'
  3. Do nothing.
33
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
32
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
32

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

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Player: I'll get on with it.

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Dominic Onion: Correct!

32

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

31

Shantay: Well done.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I need to go?
  3. Can I go for a ride now?
  4. Do I have to pay every time I use the carts?
  5. I'll get on with it.
31
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
30

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

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Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
29
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
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Hosa: I've had this lamp for a while, but it'll serve you more good than it does for me.

29

Player: Excellent, see you at the site.

29
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
28

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

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Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

25
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
25

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

24
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
24

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

24
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
24
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
24

Lovada: Here you go.

24

Hans: Well done.

24
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
24

Miriam: No, you haven't unlocked any of the other stations yet.

24

Cook: Well done.

23

Loinur: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Arceuus.
  4. Tell me about the Ascent of Arceuus.
  5. Tell me about your plans.
  6. Goodbye.
23

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

22
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
21

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

21
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
21
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
21

Player: Thank you for the help.

21
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
21

Elise: See you later.

21

Veos: I do have some things for you. Enjoy!

21

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

20

Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

20
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
20
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
20

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

19
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
19

Key Master: Here you go.

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Lovakengj.
  4. Tell me about your plans.
  5. Goodbye.
19
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
18
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
18

Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

18

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

18

Ghommal: Your gear so strong. Me impressed.

17

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am most impressed by your equipment, peasant.

17

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw trout, caught by you.

17

Player: Thank you.

16
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
16

Veronica: Well done.

16

Veos: Ah I remember now. Apologies friend, my mind isn't what it once was.

16

Watson: Thank you very much.

15
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
15
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
14

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
14
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
14
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
14

Player: Great, thanks!

14

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

14
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
14

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

14

Logosia: Here you go.

14

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a trout, cooked by you.

14

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

14

Fortunato: Well done.

14

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

14

Player: I'll bear that in mind.

14
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
13

Spirit tree: You're already here.

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
13

Ewesey: Here you go.

13

Lord Kandur Hosidius: Yes. I'll make sure it's well looked after. Now as for that reward I promised.

13

Wizard Cromperty: Your magical prowess... it is most impressive.

13

Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

13

Player: Of course.

13

Lady Shauna Piscarilius: Looking for your reward idiot? Take it and get lost.

13
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
12
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
12
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
12

Player: Okay, great!

12

Goreu: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

12
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
12

Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

12

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

12

Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
12

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

12

Vannaka: Here, have this.

12

Marlo: Please could you go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

12
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
12

Traxi: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

12
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
11

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

11
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
11
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
11
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
11

Captain Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself. Come back to me when you think you've got what it takes to get the job done.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
11

Player: That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.

11

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

11

Robin: Here you go.

11

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

11

Thorgel: Here you go.

11

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw herring, caught by you.

11
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
11

Regath: Nice work!

11

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 3 minutes.

11
  1. You do require at least 11 spaces in your inventory to loot this chest.
    Any items you cannot hold will be dropped to the floor.
  2. Open anyway
  3. Open anyway (do not show this again)
  4. Do not open
11

Jorral: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

11

Player: See you at the site!

11

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

10

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

10

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

10

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

10

Hairdresser: Well done.

10
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
10
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
10

Gaius: Here you go.

10

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

10

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

10

Mogrim: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

10

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

10

Abbot Langley: Here you go.

10

Ellie: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

10

Marlo: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

10

Piliar: Yes, yes, I'm on my way, just collecting my things! I'll be there shortly.

10
  1. Drop all of your chinchompas?
  2. Yes
  3. No
10

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 5 minutes.

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
9

Player: Bye!

9

Soldier (tier 5): To the arena!

9

Player: Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.

9

Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.

9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

9

Player: Thanks.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. How did you get injured?
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
9

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

9

Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

9

Juna: Your dedication to balance is astounding adventurer.

9

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

9

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. What happened to you?
  3. I'll bear that in mind.
9

Stuliette: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

9

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

9

Ned: Well done!

9

Ellie: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

9

Ellie: Please could you go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

9

Brian: Well done.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Why are you here?
  5. Can I fight these Lizardmen?
9

Old crone: Well done.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Shayzien.
  4. Tell me about your plans.
  5. Goodbye.
9

Guard Vemmeldo: Well done!

9

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

9
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charges
  4. Add 5 charges
9

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting is about to start imminently.

9

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 4 minutes.

9

Shayda: Yes, yes, I'm on my way, just collecting my things! I'll be there shortly.

9
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
8

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

8
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
8

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

8
  1. Make sure you've collected all your stuff!
  2. Leave the Theatre.
  3. Stay in the Theatre.
8
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
8

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

8

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

8

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

8

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

8

Charlie the Tramp: I really need some leather chaps, crafted by you.

8
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
8

Gertrude: Well done.

8

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

8

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

8

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

8

Mandrith: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

8

Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

8

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

8

Player: I guess I have to go find some more architects then!

8

Captain Ginea: No, not at the moment. Keep checking the notice board - information is written there when we receive it.

8

Mandrith: Well done.

8

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 13 minutes.

8

Doric: Well done.

8

Dock worker: Sorry, I don't have time to speak right now. See the dockmaster if you need anything.

8
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
8

Captain Clieve: Hey! These lizardmen aren't just for anyone. Come back when you have the right Slayer task!

8

Farming Gricoller: Alright, young sir, I won't. Talk to me if you ever want a reminder.

8

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Hosidius.
  4. Tell me about your plans.
  5. Goodbye.
8

Old Man Ral: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

7

Player: Yes please.

7
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
7

Player: Penguin time!

7

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a piece of iron ore from an iron vein, mined by you.

7

Dark mage: Spot on!

7

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

7
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Taylor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

7

Player: Thanks!

7

Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

7

Ranael: Well done.

7
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
7

Player: Hello there.

7

Candle maker: Here, have this.

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
7

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

7

Player: Phew! I just made it.

7

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

7

King Percival: Spot on!

7

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

7

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

7

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
7

Captain Khaled: What are you playing at? I've given you a job, get it done.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. What am I supposed to be doing?
  3. I'll get to it right away, boss.
7

Biblia: Here you go.

7

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a pike, cooked by you.

7

Cook: Very well done, take this.

7

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

7

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

7

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

7

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

7

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'd rather not.
7

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

7

Player: Goodbye.

7

My Arm: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
7

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a leather body, crafted by you.

7

Player: Oh well. Thanks for the help.

7

Captain Ginea: Thank you. That will help us track down more of the gangsters' meetings in future.

7

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Why are you here?
  5. Can I use my Slayer helm instead of a Shayzien helm?
7

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. 100,000 coins is a rip-off!
  3. I'm not carrying that much.
7

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 8 minutes.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride now?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
7

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 7 minutes.

7

Farming Gricoller: Alright, young lady, I won't. Talk to me if you ever want a reminder.

7

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 15 minutes.

7

Brother Aimeri: The book seems to be intact! I'm sure Logosia in the Arceuus Library to the north would find this information valuable.

7

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Port Piscarilius, in the general store.

7

Lovada: Yes, yes, I'm on my way, give my old bones a chance! I'll be there shortly.

7

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 2 minutes.

7
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

6

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek more answers.
  3. I have no more questions at this time.
6

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
6

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

6

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

6

Oneiromancer: Well done.

6

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

6
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
6

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

6
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
6

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

6
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
6

Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

6

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

6
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
6

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

6

Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

6
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
6

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

6

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

6
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
6
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
6

Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

6

Player: I wonder how old you are...

6
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
6

Brother Omad: Spot on!

6

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

6

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

6

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

6

Sedridor: Well done.

6

Piles: Here you go.

6
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
6

Marlo: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

6

Apothecary: Well done.

6

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: Goodbye human.

6

Tyss: Very well, the magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

6

Lord Shiro Shayzien: Farewell citizen.

6

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 6 minutes.

6

Raeli: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

6
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. Please wait...
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
6
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
5

Advisor Ghrim: I shall tell your subjects to deliver your resources to your storage right away, Your Royal Highness.

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

5

Player: Hi, I...

5

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

5

Horacio: Here, have this.

5
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

5
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
5

Soldier (tier 2): To the arena!

5
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
5

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

5

Mysterious Old Man: Reach the maze centre as fast as possible. The faster you are, the better your reward.

5
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
5
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Armourer (tier 1): Thank you very much.

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

5

Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5

Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Where is that area?
  5. Okay, great!
5

Player: I think it wants some attention.

5

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

5
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
5

Player: Hi!

5
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
5

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's your story?
  3. Looking for any help?
  4. I'll be on my way.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
5
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
5

Examiner: Correct! Well done!

5

Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

5

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

5

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

5

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

5

Death: Perhaps we should just talk instead.

5

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

5

Arhein: Well done, matey!

5

Awowogei: Spot on!

5

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

5

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

5

Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

5

Wilough: Thanks mister!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
5

Cecilia: Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland?

5
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
5

Ghommal: Here you go.

5

Taylor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5

Squire: OK, here you go.

5
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, leave this place.
  3. No, stay here.
5

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

5

Evil Dave: Spot on!

5

Logosia: Enough talk now, Shhhh!

5

Amy: Go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill. You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

5

Captain Ginea: Hello again. Thanks for offering to help deal with the criminal gangs.

5

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 20 minutes.

5
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
5

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

5
  1. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
5

Lord Trobin Arceuus: Farewell.

5

Hosa: Ahhh yes, one of my specialities. I'd be glad to help now that you are favoured.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Red Dragons in the Forthos Dungeon.

5

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 19 minutes.

5

Player: That's excellent. See you at the site.

5

Arcis: I am preparing. I will be there shortly.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride now?
  3. Do I have to pay every time I use the carts?
  4. I'll get on with it.
5
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

4
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
4

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

4

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

4

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

4
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
4

Player: Wow, thanks!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

4
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
4
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

4

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

4
  1. Death will charge %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Pay Death's fee.
  3. Cancel
4

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

4

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

4

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

4
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4

Doomsayer: Spot on!

4

Player: I think it's hungry!

4
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletons.

4

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

4

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

4

Ellena: Excellent work!

4

Player: Awesome, see you at the site.

4

Chemist: Well done, have this.

4

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

4

Juna: Here you go.

4

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
4
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
4
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

4
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

4

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

4
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Larry: All right, keep calm. One growth spurt coming up.

4

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Turael: Very well done, take this.

4

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

4

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

4

The Face: Here you go.

4

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

4

Player: That's ok, take care.

4

Oronwen: Well done.

4

Charles: Very well done, take this.

4
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
4

Sherlock: That's nice, but.... I don't really need one of those.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls south of Mount Quidamortem.

4

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rellekka.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

4

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

4

Player: Great thanks!

4

Olbertus: I took that coin from the Stone Relief in the Crypt of the Moon and trapped my friend Eodan in a secret room behind the relief. Could you return the coin to the relief and set him free?

4

Party Pete: Hi! I'm Party Pete. Welcome to the Party Room!

4

Armourer (tier 3): Thank you very much.

4

Miriam: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

4
  1. You already have a heavy fishing rod.
  2. Take another.
  3. Don't take any more.
4

Barker: Here, have this.

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4

Player: Sure, I'll see what I can do.

4

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 17 minutes.

4

Monk of Entrana: I'm sorry sir, but no weapons or armour may be worn on Entrana. This rule even forbids items dedicated to Saradomin.

4

Miriam: I'm afraid none of the other stations are open, human.

4

Player: Let's see what you've got.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
4
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
4
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
3

Player: What's my current farming contract?

3

Player: Hello.

3

Eluned: Spot on!

3

General Hining: You have done well.

3
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
3

Soldier (tier 1): To the arena!

3
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some snapdragon for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

3

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some lantadyme for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

3

Dark Mage: A simple transfiguration spell should resolve that for you. Now leave me be!

3
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
3

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
3
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some dwarf weed for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

3
  1. You find banknotes for equipment storage crates.
  2. Take one.
  3. Take lots.
  4. Don't take any.
3

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

3

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

3

Player: Hello again.

3

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
3

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

3

TzHaar-Ket-Keh: Well done in the Inferno, you can take this TokKul as reward.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw coins.
  3. Cancel
3
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Zombies.

3

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

3

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
3

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

3

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

3

Breive: *cough* that isn't your assignment *wheeze*

3

Shayzien Infiltrator: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about the Saviours of Kourend.
  4. Tell me about Port Piscarilius.
  5. Tell me about your plans.
  6. Nothing.
3

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

3

Alry the Angler: You're going to need to free up your hands first, though. Nothing in or on your hands.

3

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

3

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Where are you?
  4. Got any tips for me?
  5. That's all thanks.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
3

Mernia: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

3
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

3

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Shayda: I agree wholeheartedly.

3

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

3

Charlie the Tramp: I really need an iron dagger, smithed by you.

3

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

3

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

3

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

3

Diango: Sure thing, let me just see what you're missing.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

3

Wise Old Man: Have fun with it.

3

Nieve: I believe you're right!

3

Raeli: Thanks, human. I guess it's okay for you to ride my carts after all. So, can I help you?

3
  1. You can only own one of these. Recharge jar generator?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

3

Wounded soldier: Cheers. When I get back on my feet, there's gonna be one sorry lizardman out there.

3

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

3

Praistan Ebola: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

3

Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

3

Player: Hello, how's it going?

3

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

3

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

3

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

3

Emerald Benedict: Got anything you don't want to lose?

3

Watson: I still need an easy clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

3

Genie: Here, have this.

3

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

3

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

3

Hairdresser: It really suits you!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Challenge mode
  3. PvP challenge mode
3

Bartender: Nicely solved!

3

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

3
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
3
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
3

Watson: I still need a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

3

Ghost disciple: Compliments of Morytania for your efforts throughout the tasks set.

3

Tyss: I suppose you are a friend to us. Here, you may have this.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the infusion.
  3. Cancel.
3

Bert: Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know of any meetings now?
  3. Remind me, what do I do for this?
  4. I'll be off.
3

Tool Leprechaun: Aye, top o' th' mornin' to ya! Are ye wantin' help with th' tool store?

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

3

Mawrth: Here, have this.

3

Caleb: Here you go!

3
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
3

Player: Tell me about your plans.

3

Lord Shiro Shayzien: Need anything else citizen?

3

Miriam: Can I do anything else for you, human?

3

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

3

Player: Awww, shucks. It was nothing.

3
  1. This will increase your coffer by %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Yes, sacrifice %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: Yes, please do that for me.

3

Olbertus: I'm glad I no longer have that coin. I'm not sure what would have happened if I had continued to listen to the voices in my head.

3

Yulf Squecks: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

3

Logosia: Now shhhh!

3

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 10 minutes.

3

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Port Piscarilius, in the bar on the pier.

3

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 12 minutes.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 11 minutes.

3

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 18 minutes.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. Please wait...
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Knight of Varlamore: Call me Astra! Now, I must see to this discovery as it may indeed help my mission. May the light shine upon you!

3

Lovada: No, no, I don't want to buy any today thank you.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
2

Demon butler: I shall bound around the globe on roads of pure air to bring back materials for your marvellous pursuits!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
2

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 4 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

2
  1. Really uncharge the trident?
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
2
  1. Mystic robe top
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: Got any tips for me?

2

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

2

Player: Umm.. thank you, I think.

2

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

2

Juna: Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

2
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. There is no penalty for resigning now.
  2. Resign and leave the Theatre.
  3. Do not resign.
2

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

2
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
2

Player: Hello!

2

Soldier (tier 3): To the arena!

2

Soldier (tier 4): To the arena!

2

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

2
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
2

Charlie: You do? Ah, yes, wonderful, I never doubted you for a second. That'll make an excellent addition to the zoo.

2

Sam: Thanks, I'll get on with reading it. Meanwhile, you can have this other book of mine - I won't be wanting to read it again.

2
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 520,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
2

Player: What's that ladder next to the altar for?

2
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: I don't think that's meant to happen. I guess I got it wrong.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

2

Imiago: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me how to grow these crops.
  3. Yes, I know what I'm doing.
  4. I'm an expert - don't ask me this again.
  5. I don't want to do this anymore.
2

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

2

Eluned:

2
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

2

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

2

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 150 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

2
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

2

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

2

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

2

Elise: Kourend Woodland. On top of that, you can access Crabclaw Island for half the price, Lizardmen are more likely to drop a Xeric's talisman and Eodan in the Forthos Dungeon will now tan hide for you at 8 times

2

Elise: Karuulm. On top of that, Captain Cleive will show you how to use a Slayer helmet in place of a Shayzien helm, you'll get a 5% increase in yield from the Hosidius and Farming Guild Herb patches, Thirus will give you 40

2

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

2

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, anything for Molly.
  3. Tell her to get stuffed.
2

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

2

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another set of Morytania legs?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cadantine for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Shiratti the Custodian: Thanks for returning the statuette. You have freed us of our curse. May you forever be considered a friend of Elidinis and her followers.

2
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

2

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

2
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

2

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

2

Player: See you later.

2

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, let me out.
  3. No.
2
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

2

Player: Tell her to get stuffed.

2

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aviansies.

2

Villia: Thank you for finding my book. It is most interesting.

2

Bob: There you go, happy doing business with you!

2

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Hey there, is this where you live?

2
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Watson: I still need an easy clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2

Larry: You can't wear a cape inside the suit, it might get caught.

2

Daga: Here, have this!

2
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Saniboch: Excellent work!

2

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the west.

2

Miner Magnus: Spot on!

2

Player: Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.

2

Solztun: Stay safe, adventurer.

2

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

2

Squirrel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Hey, who're you?

2

Gorhak quo Narga: Greetings human.

2

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

2
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Loinur: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Varrock platebody?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2
  1. Mystic robe top (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

2
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
2

Wounded soldier: Thanks. Hopefully I'll be back patrolling the city again soon.

2

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

2

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

2
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
2

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

2

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some avantoe. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Donovan the Family Handyman: Thank you for all your help in solving the murder.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
2

Kylie Minnow: You'll be needing at least 40 minnows to trade for a shark! Come back and see me when you have some more!

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
2

Gerrant: You've done it!

2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rimmington.
  3. Brimhaven.
  4. Nowhere.
2

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: Oh. The human is still here.

2
  1. Shield left half
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

2

Ali the Kebab seller: Is there anything else I can do for you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Pay 90,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 90,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
2

Estate agent: Your house has been redecorated.

2
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Ranging cape(t), consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Gardener Gunnhild: Thank you! Here you go.

2

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

2

Player: Hello, what are you doing out here?

2

Brother Aimeri: Oh, well if you return with any I would greatly appreciate it.

2

Player: Yes, I'd love a cuppa.

2

Amy: Go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius. You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Amy: Go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius. You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Armourer (tier 2): Thank you very much.

2

Player: Have you got any symbols of your god?

2
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
2

Surgeon General Tafani: Wear this cape in good health, my friend.

2
  1. Status: 3 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Rada's blessing 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
2

Player: Well this didn't feel very heroic...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about magic combat please.
  3. How do I make runes?
  4. Can you toggle my runes to equip when I pick them up please?
  5. Goodbye.
2
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Prissy Scilla: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Player: They're too busy to talk.

2

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

2

Ellie: Go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill. You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Player: What are you doing here?

2

Rolayne Twickit (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

2
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with tinderboxes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
2

Player: No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's going on here?
  3. What can I do with saltpetre?
  4. I'll leave you to work.
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a chocolate bar on me.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Leagues Tutor: Of course, here are the trophies you have earned.

2

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 16 minutes.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Merlin: Well done, young adventurer. You truly are a worthy knight.

2
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you found?
  3. I don't want it, I have something better.
  4. Since it's valuable, I think I'll just just kill you for it.
  5. You're crazy!
2

Player: I want the colours you're wearing.

2
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
2

Shayzien Infiltrator: Well I don't like the idea of you risking my cover. You are trusted by the Shayzien people though, so I suppose you can. Just be careful.

2

Player: Okay, bye.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. You can speak!?
  3. Why are you down here?
  4. Nevermind, bye.
2

Farmer Gricoller: You'll gain a little extra experience if you grow enough of the fruit successfully.

2

Hosa: Isn't it just!

2

Mine cart driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?

2

Cirdan: Hello. How are you today?

2

Player: No, I'm fine.

2

Otto Godblessed: In that case, farewell.

2
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Wounded soldier: Lizardman bite. There's always a fever after you've been bitten by one of those. I'm sure they don't clean their teeth.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection on.
2

Ouditor: Farewell, traveller.

2
  1. Combine the Kbd heads with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in a house at the eastern edge of Arceuus, south of the church.

2

Lord Trobin Arceuus: Thank you for helping our people. Please accept these gifts, they are the least you deserve.

2

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

2

Rock Golem: Oh dear, I've gone all pale.

2
  1. Dragon gloves
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 9 minutes.

2

Player: The first entry misses the beginning: ...continues as expected. A single builder was crushed this week due to a collapsing winch, other than that, not much of note.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's take a look.
  3. No thanks.
2

Soldier (tier 3): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

2

Miriam: Excuse me, human, but I do not believe you have business here.

2

Shayzien Infiltrator: Are you trying to get us both killed? Get out of there before you blow my cover!

2

Player: That's alright, I haven't brought any.

2

Dark wizard: Yes, but not made quite the same way.

2

Dark wizard: If you must. That lectern over there contains the book I've been working on.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Port Piscarilius, upstairs in a bunkhouse south-west of the bank.

2

Mogrim: Sorry, human, you can't use the Lovakengj Minecart Network. Speak to Miriam, at the main station by the southern Lovakengj bank, if you've got any questions.

2

Aretha: We buried it in the crypt of the Arceuus church. As I revealed this secret to you earlier, you will not be affected by the spells that prevent unwary explorers from stumbling across it.

2

Traxi: Sorry, human, you can't use the Lovakengj Minecart Network. Speak to Miriam, at the main station by the southern Lovakengj bank, if you've got any questions.

2
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
2
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Okay, have a bite.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Guildmaster Jane: Now, would you like another contract?

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some ranarr for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  4. Err... Nothing...
1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1

Vyrelord: Leave me alone food sack!

1

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

1

Player: Hello Veos.

1

Hairdresser: Hope you like the new do!

1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about gravestones again.
  3. How do I pay a gravestone fee?
  4. How long do I have to return to my gravestone?
  5. How do I know what will happen to my items when I die?
  6. I think I'm done here.
1

Death: Would you like me to remind you about gravestones?

1

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
1

Estate agent: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

1

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

1

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

1

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

1

Oneiromancer: Well hopefully a lot better now that you've initiated the calm between the Moon Clan and the Fremenniks. Remember, if you want to use our Lunar Spells at any time, pray at the altar beside me and you can modify

1

Player: Yeah, I'll pay that!

1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ghommal: Ghommal welcome you to Warrior Guild!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where am I exactly?
  3. Can you take me somewhere?
  4. Could you give me some advice about Kourend?
  5. Let's talk about your client...
  6. Have you ever heard of Camorra?
1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1

Player: Sure, I fancy an exam.

1

Mr. Mordaut: WELL DONE! You've proven your aptitude for pattern recognition. You'll receive a book once you leave the classroom. It is a Book of Knowledge to further your education.

1

Lady Shauna Piscarilius: Why are you still here?

1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another ring?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Mernia: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Ellena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
1

Hairdresser: Mmm... very distinguished!

1

Vyrelord: Get lost!

1
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A sword held in the other hand, red its colour, Cyclops strength you must withstand.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Larry: On the way I'll tell you how I got this great rucksack. I had this paper hat lying around...

1

Player: Yes.

1

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

1

Alan: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Can you open a store for me?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see the general store please?
  3. Can I see the building store please?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I'll try the Mind Bomb.

1
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Dr Jekyll: Thank you so much! Here, take this potion in return.

1

Player: No thanks.

1

Soldier (tier 4): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 3 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Please wait...
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some irit for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Sam: It's just typical of the Arceuus snobs that their Librarian's too good to help customers like me. They ought to be grateful to you for doing her job for her.

1
  1. Really donate %NUMBER_COMMA% coins?
  2. Donate it.
  3. Cancel.
1

Captain Cleive: Hello there. What do you need?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Why are you here?
  5. Can I fight these Lizardmen?
  6. Can I use my Slayer helm instead of a Shayzien helm?
1

Player: What is this place?

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

1

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1

Squire: The Void Knight was killed, another of our Order has fallen and that Island is lost.

1
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1

Thirus: There you go, 80 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Nikkie: I want 15 papaya fruits for that.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: Yes please!

1

Radimus Erkle: one.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some snape grass for us? I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Can you tell me about the dreams?
  5. Can I choose a dream?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

1

Soldier (tier 5): Don't you already have a set of my armour?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's fight again - I don't mind duplicates.
  3. Okay, I guess I needn't fight you again.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Well, I'm sure that your magical research skills will help you there. Good luck!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a maple tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some torstol for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Player: What are you doing?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Arceuus
  3. Hosidius
  4. Lovakengj
  5. I want the colours you're wearing.
  6. MORE
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

1

Player: I'll see what I can do.

1

Player: Yes, I'm sure.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy elemental runes.
  5. Buy other runes.
  6. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
1

Latlink Fastbell: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Murphy: Great, I'll take us back in.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How do I mine here?
  3. Would you like to trade?
  4. Tell me about yourself.
  5. Is there anything else I can unlock here?
  6. I'll leave you alone.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Okay, thanks.

1

Player: So how come you are so agile?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the alchemical combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Squirrel: I want 25 yanillian hops for that.

1

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

1

Zahur: There, all done.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'Killing of a King, by Griselle.'

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about the sicks...err Zogres
  3. I have a rather sandy problem that I'd like to palm off on you.
1

Captain Khaled: Eh, what do you want?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Tell me about this portal.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
1

Player: I'll leave you to it then.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

Oneiromancer: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over elite clue.
  6. Hand over all.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1

Player: I think I'll leave it for now.

1

Kolodion: If you would like me to imbue any more capes, just bring me the remains of the respective creature.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

1

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more boots?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Player: Your blow only glances off the bandit's head.

1

Player: Thanks, goodbye.

1

Elise: Crabclaw Island for free, you'll have a 5% chance to mine two dense essence blocks at once, Thirus will give you 20 free Dynamite per day and Eodan in the Forthos Dungeon will now tan hide for you at 6 times

1
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Fossil Island.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
1

Jorral: You should feel it, and it will guide you to where you need to go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you move my house please?
  3. Can you redecorate my house please?
  4. Could I have a Construction guidebook?
  5. Tell me about houses!
  6. Tell me about that skillcape you're wearing.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Taverley.

1

Eohric: Hi, can I help?

1
  1. Uncharge your staff for all its charges? (regaining %NUMBER_COMMA% blood runes)
  2. Proceed.
  3. Cancel.
1

Latlink Fastbell: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
1
  1. There's a free space, do you want to join?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
1

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

1

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there anything I can do to help?
  3. I'll let you get back to work.
1

Tynan: If you're looking for fishing supplies, you've come to the right place.

1

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Watson: I still need a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a yew tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Seed dibber
  3. Watering can
  4. Secateurs
  5. More...
1

Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I was given a challenge, what now?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Have you any rewards for me?
  5. Nothing thanks.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some woad for us? I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: I will. It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

1

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

1

Player: Have you found any more prayerbooks?

1

Jossik: It's amazing how things like that keep washing up on the shore in caskets. Take a look at what I've got...

1

Player: Take this demonic sigil and go through the portal.

1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Player: Thank you!

1

Player: Hey little snake!

1

Watson: I have a master clue scroll for you, but you already have one to complete! Finish it or discard it, I don't care which.

1

Player: Yes, I'd like to get Mimic challenges.

1

Player: Sure.

1
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
1

Two-pints: Tower of Life and have a 10% better chance at pickpocketing everywhere.

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Francis: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Barbarian guard: It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.

1

Dantaera: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

1

Tenzing: Was there anything else?

1
  1. Give that bond to %OTHER_USERNAME% as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1
  1. Rift guardian: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. How do I claim the rewards?
  5. Bye!
1

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

1
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1

Player: What the...! It's Bouncer, Khazard's hell hound.

1

Player: Khazard tricked me! This is no reward, he's trying to get me killed...AGAIN!

1
  1. Dismantle Magic fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Can I have another set of Karamja gloves?
  5. See you later.
1

Kitten: Meow!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I just came to say hello.
  3. Do you have any quests?
  4. Nice hat!
  5. Can I hear the history of your people?
1

Larxus: There's a ladder for a reason.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. About the Music Cape...
  3. Can I learn to play my lyre again?
1

Olaf the Bard: Have fun with it.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Arcis: Truly a testament to a great King. Thank you for the opportunity to contribute.

1
  1. Status: 23 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Accept warning and proceed.
  3. Cancel.
1

Wise Old Man: Excellent. I'll see you outside the Colony. Don't forget to arm yourself - it could be dangerous!

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Seers' Village
  2. Change to Camelot.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dark Beasts in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.
  3. Oh, I'd better go back and get it.
1

Player: No, sorry.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Charge the scythe
  3. Uncharge the scythe
1

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

1
  1. Agility: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  2. Accept
  3. Choose again
1

Player: I see.

1

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can I ride your minecart?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Co-ordinator: human, you will need to be holding your dramen staff to activate the rings. Now I must get back to work, there is so much to do and so few fairies left to do it.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

High Priest: Ah, yes, I have it here. I'm sure you'll get a huge amount of enjoyment out of it.

1

Player: I see. I'll bear that in mind.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Mogrim: Thanks, human. I guess it's okay for you to ride my carts after all. So, can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Not yet. I think I'll keep trying.
  3. Yeah, I'll try again another time.
1

Zavistic Rarve: We must find the rest of Clarence, I've sent some wizards out to some of the sandpits, would you please check the Entrana sandpit?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Sawmill operator: You'll need to bring me some more logs.

1

Larry: You will need your hands free to operate the suit.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to shoo away the cat?
  2. Yes I am.
  3. No I'm not.
1

Apprentice: Okay, here goes! Remember, to return, just drink from the fountain.

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

1

Falo the Bard: You have very kind words. I would be extremely grateful if you could remind me which object the song was about.

1
  1. Status: 5 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

1
  1. Dragon scimitar
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins.

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll get on.
  3. No, I've got other plans.
  4. Attract mine cart drivers attention.
1
  1. Craft a blisterwood sickle?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fossil Island
  3. Have you any interesting news?
  4. Do you know where I could find any treasure?
  5. How do I get a medallion?
1

Wizard Akutha: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

1

Player: Clues and challenges?

1

Player: You're not wearing a shirt?

1

Sherlock: Yeah, no shirt Sherlock.....

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, I'll help with your graves.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Player: Um, yes, very nice. Lots of... trees and stuff.

1

Cecilia: Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels!

1

Player: Sorry, I have a strange urge to be somewhere else.

1
  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 50,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Raeli: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Keh: Not a very good attempt JalYt. Better luck next time.

1
  1. Really abandon your raid?
  2. Cancel.
  3. Abandon raid.
1

Bartender: No problemo. That'll be 2 coins.

1

Player: I think I should maybe catch my own.

1
  1. Rune halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Thormac: Thank you for rescuing my scorpions.

1

Clerk: Thank you very much.

1

Afflicted(Razmire): ~ This person doesn't make any sense at all. ~

1

Loinur: Thanks, human. I guess it's okay for you to ride my carts after all. So, can I help you?

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Soldier: You don't want to go down there, mate! The lizardman shamans are lethal, and our soldiers want only the most trustworthy troops on the battlefield.

1

Wounded soldier: Got a medpack? I feel terrible.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls on Death Plateau.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Karamja Shipyard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Swap 60 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

1

Player: Please find someone else.

1
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1
  1. Ecumenical key
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Lava dragon bones.
  6. Bye!
1

Squire: Hello friend! Many thanks for all of your help! Vyvin never even realised it was a different sword, and I still have my job!

1

Praistan Ebola: I want 5 monkey nuts, a monkey bar and a ground-up Suqah tooth.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

1

Player: I take it you're a coach?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
1
  1. Follow the scary cat?
  2. Yes, that seems like a good idea.
  3. No, leave the cat alone.
1

Player: Now what was that all about? Did any of that really happen?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Remove X pages.
  4. Empty book.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Drew: Hey there, what can I do for ya?

1
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Please wait...
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
1

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Ahoy there! Pay up first!

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well done in the cave, here take TokKul as reward.

1
  1. Status: 2 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Someone's in a hurry. I suppose I should look around as well.

1

Player: You pick the gnome's pocket.

1
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
1

Player: Nope. Just thought I'd say hi.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hydras in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you mean?
  3. Thanks.
1

The Collector: There! Now you'll be able to see the true beauty of everything you collect on your adventures.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

Auguste: Use the willow sapling I gave you to grow a willow tree. Cut twelve branches from it using secateurs. Use the branches on the platform here.

1

Sigmund: Your filthy goblin friend Zanik will get her due soon. You can't protect her all the time!

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

1

Historian Minas: No matter. I'm sure you'll find more. Look around the Museum, explore the city and maybe do some quests, and I'm sure you'll find out something worth telling.

1

Elise: Hello!

1

Commander Connad: Ah, found something!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's go!
  3. Actually, no.
1
  1. Would you like to make a V Sigil?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: It's as if a spell has been cast on them to keep away unwanted visitors.

1

Player: Hello there. Who are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. I'm not sure.
1

Information clerk: Welcome to Varrock Museum. How can I help you today?

1

Genie: I hadn't thought of that. I just read that a lot of the most powerful beings are collecting soles these days. I haven't really got many yet though. You provided me with an opportunity to expand my collection.

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about pet insurance.
  3. I've lost a pet. Have you got it?
  4. I have a pet that I'd like to insure.
  5. What pets have I insured?
  6. Maybe another time.
1

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Tell me about yourself.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go now.
  3. Don't go.
1

Player: Ok make me some yellow dye please.

1

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

1

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Wilough: Thanks miss!

1

Player: I believe you might be able to reward me for my progress in this arena?

1
  1. Do you wish to dismantle this sword?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Tinse Torpe: Thanks for helping us out; we really do appreciate it.

1

Launa: TOLNA !!!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ents.

1

Player: Hello. What are you doing here?

1

Shayzien sergeant: If they do, we can quickly call in reinforcements if required.

1

Player: I see. Well I'd better let you get on then.

1

Rosie: I want 25 coconuts for that.

1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1

Hunting expert: Now you look like a true hunter!

1

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cadava berries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Monk: Ok.

1

Matthias: Don't worry; I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't upset it too much.

1

Kamfreena: Your time is up, please make your way to the exit.

1

Konoo: More digging, less talking!

1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. Why are there so many knights in this city?
  4. Can I just distract you for a minute?
1

Sir Vyvin: Well of course! I AM the White Knights armourer after all!

1

Robin: Do you want another game of Runedraw?

1

Caleb: You will find the rate you burn certain foods is much reduced whilst wearing these gauntlets.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% TzTok-Jad.

1

Player: Okay, I will trade the mole parts.

1

Player: Can I have another Varrock platebody?

1

Rantz: Oh, ok...I lend you other stabby thrower... but creature don't better cry when it hurts itself.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Player: I better not steal other people's fish!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Smoke Devils in the Smoke Devil Dungeon.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some marigolds for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Lyra: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in the Troll Stronghold.

1

Zahur: Hi, I clean herbs for a fee of 200 coins per herb. I can clean all the herbs in your inventory at once, or you can show me a herb for me to clean it individually.

1

Drew: I have %NUMBER_COMMA% of your buckets and you've ground enough sandstone for %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter anyway.
  3. Stay outside.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

1

Master fisher: Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please feel free to make use of any of our facilities.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some potato cacti. I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1

Le-sabrè: receive a 5% increase in Slayer XP when on assignment in the Slayer Tower too.

1

Mazchna: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Guardian mummy: It is done.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some potatoes for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Armourer (tier 5): Thank you very much.

1

Ferox: Understandable, you'd have to be a brave man to be carrying that much gold out here.

1

Garth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some irit. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Glough must be working with the monkeys once again. Fortunately, the rest of the 10th squad remained on Ape Atoll after your previous mission, they have been keeping a close eye on Awowogei.

1
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: What are you selling?

1

Hassan: You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins.

1

Player: Sheesh, what a grouch. You'd think you'd have more of a sense of humour being dead and all.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Library.
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Sorry.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange the book for teleport scrolls
  3. Don't exchange the book
1
  1. Add all your ore to the furnace?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No
1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Sarachnis %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm looking for whoever is in charge of this place.
  3. I have come to kill everyone in this castle!
  4. I don't know. I'm lost. Where am I?
  5. Can you tell me how long I've been here?
  6. Nothing.
1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to discard your recoil charges?
  2. Yes - release them
  3. No - keep them
1

Player: I'll come back another time.

1
  1. Recolour your Graceful top?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Curator Haig Halen: Thank you. You have %NUMBER% to go before you have enough for a medallion.

1

Frizzy Skernip: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. I'd like to trade some fossils.
  5. Goodbye.
1
  1. Take tea?
  2. Yes, I'd love a cuppa.
  3. No thanks.
1

Amy: Please could you go see Noella, north of East Ardougne market for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Barbara: I'd like my clock fixed.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Ross, north of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Elstan: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Noella: Thank you so much! Would you like a cup of tea before you go?

1

Amy: Please could you go see Larry, north of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Leela: I'd like a Mahogany cupboard built.

1

Marlo: Please could you go see Ross, north of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Marlo: Go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill. You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Larry: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1

Leela: I'd like a Teak cupboard built.

1

Brian: Here you go, here's your axe! And very many thanks for your help and a good laugh! You should have seen your face! Oh what a picture!

1

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

1

Mariah: I'd like a Teak small table built.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

1
  1. Pay 4 baskets of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?

1
  1. Identify fossils?
  2. Yes, identify my fossils.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I work for you?
  3. Tell me about this place.
  4. I'll be off.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Leave the cave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Magic combat tutor: Is there anything else I can help you with?

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Apron
  3. Glassblowing pipe
  4. Needle
1

Captain Tobias: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1

Player: What are the effects?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Boulder: It not gonna work yet. You meant to light special fire thing first.

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Player: Magic please!

1

Player: How are we doing on the statue?

1
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Juna: I fear you will have no new stories to tell me. Come again in 7 days if you have had more adventures by then.

1

Captain Shanks: Very well then me old shipmate, I'll just take your ticket and then we'll set sail.

1

Regath: I have a question for you.

1

Sir Renitee: Ah, the great god Saradomin! May he smile on your house as you adorn it with his symbol!

1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's paleontology?
  3. Where do these fossils come from?
  4. What can I do with these fossils?
  5. What can you tell me about some of the fossil displays?
  6. Nevermind
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please tell me about what you're doing.
  3. You sound busy. I'll be off.
1

Captain Ginea: If they drop any documents, bring them to me for an extra reward.

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'Killing of a King, by Griselle.'

1

Drew: If ya need any more sand, please come back and use Sandstorm again.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1

Cornelius: I'd best go and get changed now...

1

Dark Mage: You be really careful with that thing!

1
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
1

Gnome ball referee: It's a rough game but great fun. It's also great for improving agility. So do you fancy a game?

1

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

1

Poor looking woman: Just look at the place, rats, flies and all sorts just swarming the area. Doesn't help that I stink but ain't no one who likes using those tin baths right in public view.

1

Player: Hi there! Who are you?

1

Clerris: If you intend to donate any dense essence, please try again later. We do not require any at present.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
1
  1. Pay 25,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 25,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Player: Quiz shows are stupid. Go away.

1

Player: Hey Jorral, I have one of those clue scrolls again, do you have any advice?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello, just wanted a chat.
  3. I need to mine some rune essence.
1

Dark mage: You don't seem to have any pouches in need of repair. Leave me alone.

1

Player: Yes, I'll go do some quests or something...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
1

Steve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Yes, that sounds like a fair price.

1

Hazeel: to join my fellow mahjarrat and regain my strength and powers. I shall return when I am ready to fight my enemies and much blood shall flow across these lands!

1

Nikkie: I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Adventurer (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

1

Player: How do I leave?

1

Reldo: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
1

Nieve: Suqahs can only be found on the mystical Lunar Isle. They are capable of melee and magic attacks and often drop hide, teeth and herbs!

1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Ali Morrisane: Hang on a second while I get the garments.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you offer me employment on your plantation?
  3. That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
1

Player: Err... I haven't got one.

1

Osten: If you are interested, I would be more than happy to offer my tailoring services in exchange for Marks of Grace.

1

Osten: Fantastic, simply pass me the items of clothing you would like recoloured, and we can get started.

1

Player: Good day. What are you up to?

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'Diary of Steklan Ricktor, volume 7.'

1

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Rantz: Hey, yous creature needs to hunt more chompies if you's wants der's flappy hat!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any other quests for me?
  3. I am getting strong and mighty.
  4. I keep on dying.
  5. Can I use your range?
  6. Can you tell me anything about that chest in the basement?
1

Player: That's convenient. When would you like to leave?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

The Lady of the Lake: Good day to you sir.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some guam. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I have a go with your bird?
  3. I don't think that's for me.
1
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
1

Player: Uhm... alright then, I'll leave you to your duties.

1

Player: Can I see what you're selling?

1

Player: Hello!

1

Traxi: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

1

Arianwyn: Good luck in the library, %USERNAME%. We're all counting on you. Speak to Lord Amlodd when you're ready.

1

Player: You pick the hero's pocket.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Player: I'll leave you to it.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Taverley Dungeon.

1

Werewolf: You can't go down there, human. If it wasn't my duty to guard this trapdoor, I would be relieving you of the burden of your life right now.

1

Death: It is not for me to judge how people spend their money.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
1

Olbertus: Well then we are not interested!

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to use this portal?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
1
  1. Fremennik sea boots 3: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Le-sabrè: Robin will exchange more bonemeal for bones each day and you'll receive a 7.5% increase in Slayer XP when on assignment in the Slayer Tower. The disciples at the Ectofuntus will give you a bonecrusher too!

1

Player: Good fish. Just keep swimming...swimming...swimming...

1

Eodan: Hello, thanks for rescuing me. Is there anything I can do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you end up down here?
  3. Now that you're free, why don't you leave?
  4. Can you tan some hides for me?
  5. I'm good thanks.
1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: You still hangin' around the tower?

1

Player: None of them, I would like to purchase one with gold instead.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some supplies for you.
  3. Can I work for you?
  4. Tell me about this place.
  5. I'll be off.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Miner: Exchuse me... I am lishning to my good friend.

1

Fuggy: No, it hasn't been very busy lately.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Rigour
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Hi, soldier.

1

Player: Thanks, I will.

1
  1. Chompy chick: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. What's going on here?
  4. I'm fine thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can I do with fossils I find on Fossil Island?
  3. Nevermind.
1

Sir Kay: Good morrow sirrah!

1

Sir Kay: We owe you a great debt for freeing us from that dungeon.

1

Demon butler: I shall devote my every art to thy service, my Mistress.

1

Tool Leprechaun: We leprechauns have a shed where we keep 'em. It's a magic shed, so ye can get yer items back from any of us leprechauns whenever ye want. Saves ye havin' to carry loads of stuff around the country!

1

Player: Can I go for a ride now?

1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen hat for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Are you sure you want to drain the vat?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Arceuus
1

Player: What's your favourite rock?

1

Player: Can you help me with this clue?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about juniper charcoal.
  3. Tell me about yourself.
  4. What can you do for me?
  5. Have you got a spare tinderbox?
  6. I'll be off.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you stand here?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1
  1. Do you wish to go ahead?
  2. Proceed
  3. Cancel
1

Doric: Good, the love of metal is a thing close to my heart.

1

Armourer (tier 4): Thank you very much.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1

Captain Cleive: I have already shown you that secret technique.

1

Duke: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1

Player: I'll have a look for it. Thanks for your help!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another copy of that book?
  3. How are you two doing?
  4. Can you note this basalt for me?
  5. I'll be off.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. What are these farming patches for?
  4. I'll leave you to it.
1

H.A.M. Deacon: Saradomin will surely bless us for destroying those abominations!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Lizardman Settlement.

1

Wizard Sinina: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Watson: I still need a medium clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

1

Soldier (tier 1): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

1

Shantay: Great Effendi, now please try to keep the peace.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What have you got?
  4. No, I'm fine.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cake tin
  3. Bowl
  4. Pie dish
  5. Pot
  6. More...
1

Frizzy Skernip: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Derse Venator: He left our family home in Hosidius to hunt it down and...

1
  1. Explorer's ring 4
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Falo the Bard: Oh most certainly! I write about all the objects in the lands. From weapons and armour to palm trees and sands. That's why I wander far from Rellekka to seek inspiration.

1

Farmer: Exchuse me... I am trying to tell my verrry good friends 'bout the biggest bull I ever raised.

1

Player: I'm glad the new sword worked out alright.

1

Noranna Tytanin: You're not one of the slaves assigned to this mine! Go back to the pens before I call the guards!

1

Taylor: That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.

1

Olbertus: Thanks for helping me, I'm not sure what would have happened if I had continued to listen to the voices in my head.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bronze dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Dockmaster: What can I do for you, sir?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there anything I can help out with?
  3. I'll let you get back to work.
1

Dockmaster: You look like you know a thing or two about crafting, perhaps you could help us maintain the fishing cranes around the docks.

1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Hosidius, by the minecart in the north.

1

Player: Hello Bailey.

1

Caroline: Hello traveller, how are you?

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the King Black Dragon %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes actually, can you help?
  3. Yes, but can you show me my PIN settings?
  4. Yes, but I'd like to collect items now.
  5. Yes thanks, and I'll keep hold of it too.
1

Farming Gricoller: Deposit your fruit into the sacks before you come out here, otherwise it'll go rotten.

1
  1. Prince black dragon: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Huh, fair enough.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Lovakengj.
  4. Goodbye.
1
  1. What would you like to search for?
  2. Pestle and Mortar
  3. Mith Grapple & Crossbow
  4. Back
1

Lord Trobin Arceuus: Now, can I help you further?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Arceuus.
  4. Tell me about the Ascent of Arceuus.
  5. Goodbye.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Archaeological expert: That was a great find; who knows what other secrets lie buried beneath the surface of our land...

1

Kaht B'alam: Ye niauh, human.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're now assigned to bring balance to Sarachnis %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sure, I'll give it a go.
  3. What are the rules?
  4. No thanks.
1

Player: I'll be off.

1

Player: I don't get it... Are you real or not?

1
  1. What do you want to take?
  2. Red boxing gloves
  3. Blue boxing gloves
  4. Wooden sword
  5. Wooden shield
  6. Pugel stick
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Guthix
  5. Cancel
1

Sandicrahb: Shall I return you to the beach?

1

Duke Horacio: Of course. Now you've slain Elvarg, you've earned the right to call the shield your own!

1

Cat: Hmmmph.

1

Ghost sailor: Aye, matey.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's going on here?
  3. Yeah, I can do some cooking.
  4. No, I'm off.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Clue scroll (master)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Morten Holdstrom: Good day to you.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Effigy: Right away, right away!

1

Veos: As you wish.

1

Ork: Grunt! Smelly, stinky human! Urgh! Leave us alone before we hurt you.

1

Ivan Strom: Sure.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Duradel: Like other giants, Fire Giants often wield large weapons, learn to recognise what kind of weapon it is and act accordingly.

1

Niles: I must be leaving now.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Poor looking woman: Don't talk to me about those soldiers, all they ever do is blitz onto these docks with not a care in the world for us folk.

1

Player: Okay - please fill my pot with ale yeast for 5 ectotokens.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Shantay Guard: Go talk to Shantay. I'm on duty and I don't have time to talk to the likes of you!

1

Player: I think she might be the one looking after me.

1

Monk of Entrana: I'm sorry madam, but no weapons or armour may be worn on Entrana. This rule even forbids items dedicated to Saradomin.

1

Ivan Strom: I'm getting badly beaten up here, I'm going to die here if I stay...see you back at the old base.

1

Lokraa quo Sihar: Greetings human.

1

Player: I thank you Otto, it makes a bit more sense now.

1
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Mofina: But you are still a flesh-temple; you require a corporeal body to house your soul, and you perform disgusting bodily functions to maintain it.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting lizardmen; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Yanni Salika: Thanks!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1
  1. Travel to the Shayzien Outpost?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Hello! What are you doing here?

1

Jaraah: What? Can't you see I'm busy?!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me?
  3. You must see some gruesome things?
  4. Why do they call you 'The Butcher'?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  5. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Nieve: You're still hunting basilisks; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Seravel: It's a ship that can take you to either Port Sarim or Port Khazard. The ship lies west of Shilo Village and south of Cairn Island. The tickets cost 25 coins. Would you like to purchase a ticket Bwana?

1

Osten: I can remove that item's colours free of charge. Alternatively I can recolour it to represent a city of Kourend for a fee of 15 Marks of Grace.

1

Player: What do you think you're going to achieve?

1

Zaff: Yes, of course, %USERNAME%. Here you are. Please bear in mind that this ring has no charges left with which to summon me, however.

1
  1. Start dream: Trapped Soul
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1
  1. Exchange all of your Tattered sun page's, Tattered moon page's
    and Tattered temple page's for 7,000 coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: This is fun!

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Ah yes, this is a Cape of Accomplishment, available only to those who complete every single Achievement Diary.

1

Captain Rachelle: You may. You can access the canyon to the west of here.

1

Player: Hmmm, seems some of the words are missing from this book...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's see what you've got in the way of weapons.
  3. I'd like to peruse your armour.
  4. I don't need anything.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. I have to go.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: Hey, Mole. How is life above ground?

1
  1. The rod will lose its protection from lava.
  2. Wipe the oil off anyway.
  3. Don't wipe the oil off.
1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Arceuus, upstairs in the bar.

1

Player: Hello. What is this place?

1

Rassain: No, it hasn't been very busy lately.

1

King Roald: Do you have anything of importance to say?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sorry, I haven't got any.
  3. Go get a job!
  4. Ok. Here you go.
  5. Any idea where the Phoenix gang hideout is?
  6. I think I know where the hideout is, but I can't get inside.
1

Hugor: Oh.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get insulated armour from?
  3. Thanks, I think I'll stay here for a while then.
  4. Thanks for the warning, but I'm not scared of any monster.
1

Player: Oh sorry, I forgot.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I explore the Chambers?
  3. What do you think Xeric used this area for?
  4. Who is Xeric?
  5. Goodbye
1

Eblis: Take care of it, it is the only heirloom from those times I possess, although rumour has it many of our ancient warriors were buried with identical weapons so that they could continue to fight for my Lord in their deaths.

1

Bernald: Marvellously, thanks to your help, %USERNAME%!

1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting at the south- west corner of Port Piscarilius, in one of their cabins on the pier.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. Please wait...
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Private Pendron: The captain is going to kill me if he finds out I've lost my weapon.

1

Captain Rimor: Remember that you may be kicked out at any time - any items dropped on the ground will be lost inside.

1
  1. Dragon spear
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Salve Graveyard
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Miriam: Some of my stations still require control scrolls.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to trolls south of Mount Quidamortem, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Asteros Arceuus: You've done a great service to the people of Arceuus. Thank you.

1

Player: What book?

1
  1. Bracelet of ethereum
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Irwin Feaselbaum: You'd think he'd do better things with a gift like that, but all he tends to do is get angry at people who come into his house without being invited and then he's off again 'raising the dead'.

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Cart conductor: Just remember, wherever you go, you go there faster through Keldagrim Carts.

1
  1. Archer helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Winter Soldier: I'm hungry...

1

Soldier (tier 4): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this castle?
  3. Where is the prince?
  4. Do you have any quests for me?
  5. No, I'm just looking around.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting vampyres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 2,000 uses: 40,000 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Can you take me back to the Temple please?

1

Prospector Percy: Dern straight ye will.

1

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 14 minutes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Balloon Bonanza.
  3. Nightly Dance.
  4. No action.
1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Arceuus, upstairs in the bank.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I mine in this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. What is this machine?
  5. I'll be off.
1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Lovakengj, upstairs in a house south of the church.

1

Ivan Strom: Right, if you're prepared to just desert me, I'm going back to the base!

1

Barker: You are looking for clothes, yes? You look at my products! I have very many nice clothes, yes?

1

Player: Hello, what is this place?

1

Sigmund: I pity you, %USERNAME%. You've spent so much time with goblins you're barely even human any more!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, I prefer to bash things close up.
1

Farming Gricoller: I'll give you some fertiliser in a special bucket when you go in. Free up some space for it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
  4. Bye!
1

Player: A crystal singing bowl might help with that...

1

Player: Just kidding!

1

Alry the Angler: Pleasure doing business with you!

1

Straven: You stay away from here! Black Arm dog!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to black demons in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Trade 4 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 600 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Tyss: The power of the Dark Altar is not for you.

1
  1. Status: 14 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Haldor quo Keran: Then you should speak to Konar quo Maten. She will guide you.

1

Player: Okay, I'm respecting the souls.

1
  1. Set Tai Bwo Wannai teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Please wait...
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Piscarilius
  3. Shayzien
  4. Actually, forget it.
  5. BACK
1

Lord Kandur Hosidius: I assume you're after that reward I promised you. Here you go.

1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Hosidius market square.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do the people here mostly worship Saradomin?
  3. That's nice.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Jethick: Good to see you friend.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lass, you're dismissed.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. Please wait...
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Gianne jnr.: Fine, your loss. I may have an easier job for you, since you chickened out of that one, If you want another hard one come back in five minutes and maybe I'll be able to find you a something.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: So how do you pronounce Lovakengj?

1

Traxi: Move along, human.

1

Poor looking woman: Thieves! Thieves everywhere. Come to think of it, they always look remarkably like you! Adventurers running about stealing our things, get out of my sight.

1

Poor looking man: It is difficult to make ends meet. There are just so many skilled fishermen here that the competition is too much! Leaves no room for someone like me.

1

Player: Okay okay! I'll be off now.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Hey, JalYt, you were in cave only a moment ago. You wait 5 minutes before going in again.

1

Head chef: If you ever achieve level 99 cooking you'll get to wear one too and doing so means you'll never burn any food!

1
  1. Rada's blessing 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Sacrifice: While I am saddened that my destiny has not been fulfilled, it is nice to live a little longer. Thank you for what you have done.

1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting at the statue of King Rada outside Kourend Castle.

1

Jossik: Wow! It's Guthix's Book of Balance! I thought these things had all vanished! Well, it's all yours, I hope you appreciate it.

1

Lovada: Can't be doin' with that. Yer not favoured in my city. Go away.

1

Baby Chinchompa: Squeak squeak!

1

Penda: Thank you so much!

1

Konar quo Maten: That you do. You're currently assigned to bring balance to Kree'arra. How many would you like to slay?

1

Hairdresser: Well, come back when you do. I'm not running a charity here!

1
  1. The only jarred implings you are carrying are rare!
  2. I'm sure I want to trade them away.
  3. No, on second thoughts I'll keep them.
1

Miner: Exchuse me... I am trying to tell my verrry good friends 'bout my uncle's bushy beard.

1

Guard: The Sinclairs are under house arrest for crimes against a crown, and it's all thanks to you.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Lunar Isle
  5. Cancel
1

Ellamaria: You wish to know how to use it? Pour it on some normal compost and it will transform into supercompost. You can do this with a bucket of compost, although it is possibly wiser to use it on a full compost bin.

1

Fycie: Thanks for da chompy, it was deloverly!

1

Richard: Hello there, are you interested in buying one of my special capes?

1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Arceuus, upstairs in a house south of the church entrance.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let the power retreat into the dagger's core.
  3. Encourage the power to remain.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Varrock armour 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Miriam: No thanks, I don't want it back.

1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Lovakengj, in a house near the blast mining quarry.

1

Schoolboy: The Kalphite Queen is soo scary!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I need to go?
  3. Can I go for a ride now?
  4. I'll get on with it.
1
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: 825 XP
  3. Please wait...
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about the Ascent of Arceuus.
  4. Tell me about your plans.
  5. Goodbye.
1

Woman: I'm very well thank you.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Von van Von: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Dark wizard: I am seeking to understand more about the dark powers present in these lands. Now leave me be, there is much to be learned.

1

Hamid: They are so... nice... afterall!

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Aretha: The River leads the souls through unchartable realms, transcending the plane of the world as you see it, but the three-headed Guardian keeps them safe.

1

Player: I'd wonder who this mysterious master figure is - they seem to have very little care for the lives of others, even those who follow them religiously.

1
  1. Set Lunar Isle teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Shayda: So sorry but the people of Shayzien do not favour you currently. Please leave.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Troll Stronghold
  3. 2: Weiss
  4. 3: Catherby
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 23 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to black dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Butler Jarvis: Good day sir. On behalf of the Hosidius family, I thank you for bringing Artur home.

1

Toothy: Pickaxes. For the mining. An' pots to make dynamite in.

1
  1. Start dream: King Roald
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Slayer ring (eternal)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Arceuus, in a house south-east of the bank.

1

Player: Thanks. I'll let you get back to fishing.

1

Wizard: You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

1

Captain Khaled: Sorry, you'll need to improve your thieving skills before you can get involved with me or my crew.

1

Kylie Minnow: Sorry, but I just don't think you are wearin' suitable fishing gear.

1

Saba: Hmph! They'd better!

1

Elstan: I want 2 buckets of compost for that.

1
  1. Ancient platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to fleshcrawlers; you have 23 to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

1

Player: That camel looks vicious, it'll probably eat me if I go too near!

1

Elise: Karuulm. On top of that, Captain Cleive will show you how to use a Slayer helmet in place of a Shayzien helm, you'll get a 5% increase in yield from the Hosidius and Farming Guild Herb patches and Thirus will give you

1

Piliar: I'm afraid not, far too busy.

1
  1. You need a hunter level of 53 to catch this creature.
  2. Dismantle the trap anyway and let the creature escape.
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Weiss
  3. 2: Troll Stronghold
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Are you sure you want to use the lamp on the Fishing skill?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Captain Ned: if I can sneak past all the skeletons and demons on this island!

1

Captain Khaled: Perhaps some other time.

1

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. For you, it's free.

1

Pillory Guard: Hmmph!

1

Captain Magoro: As you wish.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you, Astra?
  3. I have to go.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Marim
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Everything
  3. Swamp paste (347)
  4. Cancel
1

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang meeting in Hosidius, inside the pub.

1

Player: I hope you find him, young one. I best be off.

1

Piliar: Great! Since working on that statue, everyone wants a miniature - very handy for business!

1

Watson: I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you. Come and collect a master clue scroll off me when you're ready.

1

Cockatrice: Then mount one of them on your wall and let poor cockatrice rest in peace!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Start dream: Corrupt Lizardman
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1

Player: I'm alright, thank you.

1

Man: Not great. The mourners might be gone but this city is still a long way from bring a nice place to live again.

1

Lyra: I want 2 buckets of compost for that.

1

Eduard: Have you no manners?

1

Mogrim: That's very nice, human, but put it away now.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Waterbirth Island
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1

Alyssa: Farewell.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Catherby
  3. 2: Barrows
  4. 3: Cemetery
  5. Cancel
1

Man: It stinks down here.

1

Dr Ford: Hello. What brings you to my surgery today?

1

Dr Ford: You look healthy to me!

1

Player: Pleased to meet you Sander, I'll see you around.

1

Farmer Gricoller: Perhaps.

1
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: 2,000 XP
  3. Please wait...
  4. Defence: 2,000 XP
  5. Hitpoints: 2,200 XP
  6. Cancel.
1

Player: Deal...

1

Next

  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
5470

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

1526

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

1441

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

1410

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

1390

Player: I've lost the artefact...

619
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
561

Regath: I have a question for you.

548

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

531

Captain Khaled: Eh, what do you want?

519
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
412

Player: Hello.

392

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

392

Horphis: I have a question for you.

369

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

327

New recruit Tony: Here, solve this.

302

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

260

Raeli: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

229

Captain Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself. Come back to me when you think you've got what it takes to get the job done.

208

Charles: Very well done, take this.

202

Player: Hello there. Have you heard of Camorra?

189

Player: Greetings!

186

Captain Ginea: Thank you. That will help us track down more of the gangsters' meetings in future.

175

Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

168

Logosia: Here you go.

165

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

146
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
138

Loinur: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

129

Stuliette: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

124

Player: Hi!

123

Marisi: I have a question for you.

123
  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
121
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'll come back later.
116

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

110

Captain Cleive: Hello there. What do you need?

110

Biblia: Here you go.

108

Captain Khaled: What are you playing at? I've given you a job, get it done.

104

Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

104

Captain Ginea: Hello again. Thanks for offering to help deal with the criminal gangs.

103

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

102

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

98

Osten: Welcome, traveller. Are you looking to represent one of the houses of Great Kourend?

95

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

94

Captain Ginea: I'm busy here. Do you need something?

92
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
90

Veos: Hello again, %USERNAME%! What can I do for you?

90

Gallow: I have a question for you.

87

Mogrim: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

86
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge 'Kharedst's Memoirs'
  3. Do nothing.
86
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
83

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

76
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
73

Player: We're all here, let's get started on this statue!

73

Ewesey: Here you go.

69

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

69
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
67

Traxi: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

66

Player: Who are you?

64
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
63
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
63

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

63
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
62

Soldier (tier 1): Hello. Do you fancy a fight? It's just a bit of fun, so I can practice melee combat. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

62
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
61

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

60

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

60
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
60

Lovada: Here you go.

60

Logosia: Shhhh!

60

Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

59
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
58

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

57
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
55
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over elite clue.
  6. Hand over all.
54

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

54

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

53

Miriam: Hello, human. Can I help you?

52
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
50

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

50

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

48

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

47

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

47

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

46
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
45

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

44

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

44

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

44

Uri: What's cheese?

42

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

41

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

41

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

40

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

40

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

39

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

39

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

39

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

39

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

39

Clerris: I have a question for you.

39

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

38

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

38

Archeio: Hello. Would you like to visit the Library Historical Archive? We've recently opened the archive to visitors.

38
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
37

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

37

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

36

Uri: I have a story about that.

36

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

36
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
36
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
36

Uri: *sneezes* What?

35

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

35
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
35

Brother Aimeri: Greetings traveller, I was injured while exploring down here. Could you spare me some cooked fish, meat or vegetables?

35

Player: Aretha said you might be able to repair the soul bearer for me.

34

Captain Ginea: No thanks, I don't need that.

34

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

33

Osten: Are you sure you want to recolour that piece of graceful clothing? It will cost 15 marks of grace.

33

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

33

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

33

Uri: Actions have consequences.

32
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
32

Player: Hello, what do you do here?

32

Uri: Can you stand me?

32

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

31
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Mimic.
  3. What are you?
  4. I don't think I want that.
30
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Cancel.
30
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over medium clue.
  3. Cancel.
29

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

27

Uri: Loser says what.

27

Player: What's going on here?

26
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over all.
24
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
23

Dock worker: Sorry, I don't have time to speak right now. See the dockmaster if you need anything.

23
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
22

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

22
  1. You find banknotes for equipment storage crates.
  2. Take one.
  3. Take lots.
  4. Don't take any.
22

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

22

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young sir. Did you want to work on my farm?

22

Thirus: There you go, 20 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

22
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
21

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

21

Soldier (tier 5): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 4 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

21

Player: I think it's hungry!

21

Trossa: Can I help you, traveller?

21
  1. Select an Option
  2. Accept warning and proceed.
  3. Cancel.
21

Player: What are you doing here?

21

Ramocean: What do you want? I am busy supervising!

21

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

21

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

20

Nicholas: Sorry mister, you'll have to make it quick - I'm busy hunting these wriggly buggers!

20

Player: What happened to the statue?

20

Captain Ginea: Come over here and talk to me before you mess around with that.

20

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

19

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

19

Player: I think it wants some attention.

19

Aretha: I have a question for you.

19

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

18

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the North-Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

18

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the South-Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

18

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

18

Player: Hello, how's it going?

18

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

18

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

17

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

17
  1. Pay 90,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 90,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
17
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
16

Player: Hello! What are you doing here?

16
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
15

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

15
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over elite clue.
  5. Hand over all.
15
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
15
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
14
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
14
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
14

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

14

Player: Hey there, is this where you live?

14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
14
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm going to stop looking for temple, sun and moon pages.
  3. Something else.
14
  1. You already have a soul bearer.
  2. Try to find another one.
  3. Stop digging.
14
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
13

Player: Hello!

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
13

Hajedy: Well done.

13

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the Northern house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

13

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

13

Logosia: I have not seen this before. Your donation to the library is appreciated.

13
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
13

Fuggy: Hello, human. What's your pleasure today?

13

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

12

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

12

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

12

Radimus Erkle: Here, solve this.

12

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the South-Eastern house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

12

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the Southern house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

12

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

12

Player: How are we doing on the statue?

12
  1. You do require at least 11 spaces in your inventory to loot this chest.
    Any items you cannot hold will be dropped to the floor.
  2. Open anyway
  3. Open anyway (do not show this again)
  4. Do not open
12

Player: What's my current farming contract?

11

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
11

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

11

Tynan: If you're looking for fishing supplies, you've come to the right place.

11

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

11

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

11

Lowe: Here you go!

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
11

Miriam: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

11

Leenz: A great adventurer, from afar? How may I help with my repertoire?

11

Armourer (tier 2): What can I do for you, friend?

11

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young lady. Did you want to work on my farm?

11
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. Please wait...
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
11

Player: Hi, I...

10

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

10
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
10

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

10

Squire: I have a question for you.

10
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
10

Cook: Well done.

10

Miriam: Thanks for delivering those control scrolls, human. What can I do for you today?

10

Grave digger: Wooo wooo wooooo!

10

Dockmaster: What can I do for you, sir?

10

Ouditor: Please feel free to look around, just try to keep your hands off the apparatus!

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over elite clue.
  4. Hand over all.
10

Armourer (tier 1): What can I do for you, friend?

10
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
9

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

9

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

9

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the west.

9

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

9

Fycie: Human done good!

9

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

9

Nicholas: Sorry madam, you'll have to make it quick - I'm busy hunting these wriggly buggers!

9
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
9

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

9

Shantay: Well done.

9

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

9

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Hand over elite clue.
  4. Hand over all.
9

Watson: Do you want to trade that in? You'd need another copy to take your scrolls out again. But I'll swap it for some teleport scrolls if you like, so you can travel here more easily.

9

Chief Farmer: Greetings, traveller. I am the Chief Farmer of Hosidius. My wife and I manage the efforts of all of our farmers.

9

Armourer (tier 2): Thank you very much.

9

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

8

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

8

Player: Hello again.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
8

Brother Aimeri: Thanks for helping me. Is there anything you'd like to know about this temple? If you find anything in here, show it to me and I'll tell you what I know about it.

8

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

8

Farming Gricoller: Take some seeds from the table, otherwise you can't do any farming in there!

8

Wounded soldier: Got a medpack? I feel terrible.

8

Captain Rimor: Beware the Chambers of Xeric, adventurer.

8

Nurse Boubou: Patients, patients everywhere! We need all the help we can get to get these soldiers up and fighting again. Can you help us?

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over medium clue.
  3. Hand over hard clue.
  4. Hand over all.
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
7

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

7
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
7

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

7

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
7

Soldier (tier 3): Fancy a fight? The combat practice would be good for me. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

7

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

7

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

7

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

7
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
7

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

7

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks for finding my book. I'm learning such a lot here.

7

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

7

Roavar: Here you go!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
7

Hickton: I have a question for you.

7
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
7

Watson: I still need an easy clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

7

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

7

Elise: Hello!

7

Watson: I still need an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over hard clue.
  4. Hand over all.
7

Olbertus: It's mine. You can't have it, we found it!

7

Miner: Exchuse me... I am lishning to my good friend.

7

Player: What are you reading?

7

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

6

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

6

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

6
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
6

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

6

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

6

Armourer (tier 1): Thank you very much.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
6

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

6

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

6

Immenizz: Here, solve this.

6
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
6

Hunding: Well done.

6

The Face: Here you go.

6
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
6

Logosia: I see you have found more of these pages. I would be happy to take them off of you in return for 1,000 coins each.

6

Aretha: Respect the souls, traveller.

6

Captain Clieve: Hey! These lizardmen aren't just for anyone. Come back when you have the right Slayer task!

6

Watson: I still need a medium clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

6

Fisherman: What do you want, outsider?

6

New recruit Tony: Please make yourself some space, I have something for you.

6
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
6

Player: Hello Veos.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
5
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
5

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

5

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
5

Spirit tree: You're already here.

5

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

5

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

5

Eohric: I have a question for you.

5

Player: Hello again. How are you?

5

Professor Gracklebone: Aren't you helping someone else at the moment? Don't let me interrupt.

5
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
5

Thirus: There you go, 80 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

5

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

5

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

5
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
5
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's your story?
  3. Looking for any help?
  4. I'll be on my way.
5

Sam: I'll grab you later when you're not busy helping someone else.

5

Sacrifice: Here, solve this.

5

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

5

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

5

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

5

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

5
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

5

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
5
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Sherlock: Come back to me when you've completed your challenge.

5

Wounded soldier: Cheers. When I get back on my feet, there's gonna be one sorry lizardman out there.

5

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the east.

5
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Femi: Well done!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
5

Veronica: Well done.

5

Shop keeper: Need something?

5

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

5

Eodan: Hello, thanks for rescuing me. Is there anything I can do for you?

5

Player: Hello, what are you doing here?

5

Ewesey: Are you a cook? I need more staff.

5

Robert O'Reilly: No time to talk. I have things to attend to.

5

Player: Can you help build the statue?

5

Watson: I still need a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

5
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. Please wait...
5

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

4
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
4

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

4

Taria: I have a question for you.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
4

Hairdresser: Well done.

4

Soldier: Are you here to fight the lizardmen? Be careful - they're fierce!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
4
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4

Edmond: Can I help you?

4

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

4

Soldier (tier 5): Fancy a fight? The combat practice would be good for me. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
4

Ranael: Well done.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
4

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

4

Edward: Here, solve this.

4

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

4

Watson: I still need a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

4

Robin: Here you go.

4

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

4

Fortunato: Well done.

4

Wounded soldier: Thanks. Hopefully I'll be back patrolling the city again soon.

4

My Arm: Here, solve this.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
4

Watson: I still need an easy clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

4

Horphis: Do you have any dark manuscripts for me, traveller?

4
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
4

Watson: I still need a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
4
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
4

Armourer (tier 3): What can I do for you, friend?

4

Istoria: Welcome to the Grand Library Historical Arhive.

4

Player: Can you help build the statue? We're missing someone to make the head.

4

Gallow: Welcome to the vinery, young man. Can I help you?

4

Raeli: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

4
  1. Drop all of your chinchompas?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. Please wait...
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4

Logosia: Hey, I have something for you but you don't have any space for it!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
4

Old Man Ral: Here, solve this.

3

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

3

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
3

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

3

Juna: Tell me... a story...

3

Baraek: I must ask you something...

3

Luthas: Congratulations.

3
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
3

Player: I don't think that's meant to happen. I guess I got it wrong.

3

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

3

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

3

Alry the Angler: I don't know, I doubt that your type's up to the task...

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Player: Hello there.

3
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Brimstail: Well done!

3

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

3

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
3

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

3
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
3

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

3
  1. Really teleport to the Myths' Guild?
  2. No.
  3. Yes.
  4. Yes, and don't ask me again.
3

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

3

Player: Hi, I'm looking for an architect?

3

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

3

Luminata: Here, solve this.

3

Chemist: Well done, have this.

3

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

3

Mogrim: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

3

Biblia: I have much tidying to do, so please be brief.

3

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

3

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

3

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

3
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
3

Hans: Well done.

3

Key Master: Here you go.

3

Mandrith: Here, solve this.

3

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

3

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

3

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

3

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
3

Stuliette: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

3

Bartender: Nicely solved!

3

Logava: Hey! You're that thief! Get away from my stall.

3

Ned: Well done!

3

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

3

Nurse Wooned: I don't have time to chat, I have patients to attend to.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know of any meetings now?
  3. Remind me, what do I do for this?
  4. I'll be off.
3

Soldier (tier 5): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

3

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog princess!

3
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Pastry dough
  3. Pizza base
  4. Cancel
3

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

3

Armourer (tier 5): What can I do for you, friend?

3

Armourer (tier 3): Thank you very much.

3

Captain Kilian: What brings you here?

3

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

3

Professor Gracklebone: Hey, human, can you do me a favour? That Librarian won't help me find a book. I bet the Arceuus people will be grateful if you help me out.

3

Player: Learned anything interesting?

3

Dockmaster: What can I do for you, m'lady?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over hard clue.
  4. Hand over elite clue.
  5. Hand over all.
3

Osten: I can remove that item's colours free of charge. Alternatively I can recolour it to represent a city of Kourend for a fee of 15 Marks of Grace.

3

Stuliette: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. Please wait...
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm going to start looking for temple, sun and moon pages.
  3. Something else.
3

Player: Can you take me back to the Temple please?

3

Loinur: Move along, human.

3

New recruit Tony: No no no! I won't get back to training, leave me alone!

3

Thyria: What do you require, traveller? I deal in runes.

3

Mogrim: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

2

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

2

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

2

Pillory Guard: You're under arrest! I've come to lock you up.

2

Soldier (tier 2): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 1 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

2

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

2
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
2
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Soldier (tier 3): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

2

Soldier (tier 4): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 3 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

2

Soldier (tier 4): Fancy a fight? The combat practice would be good for me. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

2
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Horphis: I wonder, traveller... Could you assist me?

2

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

2
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

2

Soldier (tier 5): Don't you already have a set of my armour?

2

Player: What are you doing?

2

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

2

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

2

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

2
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
2
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'Transportation Incantations, by Amon Ducot.'

2

Player: Is it true a level 3 skiller caught one of your siblings?

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
2

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
2

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

2
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

2

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
2

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

2

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

2

Horace: Welcome to my shop. Would you like to buy or sell something?

2

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2

Piliar: I am indeed, fastest builder in Kourend and a dab hand at sculpture. How can I help?

2

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

2

Cyreg Paddlehorn: I'll have to charge you 10 gold to cover the loan of the boat. Is that okay?

2

Primula: Here, solve this.

2

Gertrude: Well done.

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What am I supposed to be doing?
  3. I'll get to it right away, boss.
2

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

2

Player: How are you?

2

Arhein: Well done, matey!

2

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

2
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: Hello. What you are doing here?

2

Player: I think it's really hungry!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

2

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

2
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

2
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Gorhak quo Narga: Greetings human.

2
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Quest Point Cape.
  3. Something else.
2

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

2
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Add one or all of this type?
  2. One
  3. All of this type
2

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

2

Kangai Mau: Hello. I Kangai Mau of the Rantuki tribe.

2

Thorgel: Here you go.

2

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

2

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

2

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

2

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

2

Player: Are you an architect?

2

Player: Hello there. Who are you?

2
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
2

Kylie Minnow: You'll be needing at least 40 minnows to trade for a shark! Come back and see me when you have some more!

2

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

2

Dock worker: We could always do with an extra pair of hands on the dock. See Frankie, the fresh fish trader, if you're looking for work.

2

Wounded soldier: Gimme a medpack - I need my strength back.

2

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

2

TzHaar-Ket: Oy! Get back from there, no JalYt allowed through.

2

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

2

Karim: Would you like to buy a nice kebab? Only one gold.

2

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

2
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
2

Amy: Hey I'm Amy, how may I help you?

2

Player: I think this is fine as it is.

2

Player: What's my current construction contract?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
2

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

2

Watson: I still need a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2

Brian: Well done.

2

Sam: I think I'd like to read: 'Diary of Steklan Ricktor, volume 7.'

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with tinderboxes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
2

Clerris: If you intend to donate any dense essence, please try again later. We do not require any at present.

2
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
2

Doric: Well done.

2

Soldier: I hope we get to leave this place soon.

2

Kenelme: What are you looking for, outsider?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over medium clue.
  3. Hand over elite clue.
  4. Hand over all.
2

Player: So can I go in now?

2
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Pastry dough
  3. Please wait...
  4. Cancel
2

Thirus: I've already given you your free allowance for today. Come back to me tomorrow for some more.

2

Mofina: Do you seek guidance, traveller?

2

Bast: What can I get you?

2

Thirus: If you're looking for dynamite, you've come to the right place, human.

2

Quartermaster Briget: What do you want? Weapons is what I got.

2

Knight of Varlamore: Ah, Hello!

2

Frankie: Welcome to Frankie's Fish Emporium, what can I do for you mate?

2

Freald: Greetings traveller. What brings you to my residence?

2

Father Jean: Sorry, there will be no sermon today, but you may offer a prayer to Saradomin yourself.

2

Raeli: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

2

Captain Ginea: Please leave that alone - it's confidential, and you are not authorised to view it.

2

Lovada: Hey, I have something for you but you don't have any space for it!

2

Player: Hello again. How's business?

2

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

1

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

1

Horacio: Here, have this.

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

1
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

General Hining: You have done well.

1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

1

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

1

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

1

Soldier (tier 1): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sure, let's fight.
  3. No thanks.
1

Soldier (tier 2): Fancy a fight? The combat practice would be good for me. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

1
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

1

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

1

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
1

Soldier: I'm hungry...

1

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Player: I'd like a farming contract.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aviansies in the God Wars Dungeon.

1

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Goreu: Here, solve this.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Soldier (tier 5): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

1

Villia: Thank you very much. In return, please accept a token of my thanks.

1
  1. Pay 3 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

1

Rasolo: Have you retrieved my gilded cross for me yet?

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'A letter from Lord Hosidius to the Council of Elders.'

1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'The Royal Accord of Twill.'

1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'Census of King Rada III, by Matthias Vorseth.'

1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert BOTH - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert ONE - you will not get your scroll back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1

Askeladden: Hi buddy! Or do ya want me to call ya %FREMENNIK_NAME% now?

1

Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Gaius: Here you go.

1

Vyrewatch: Stand where you are!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Clean all your herbs at 200 coins each?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'Killing of a King, by Griselle.'

1

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

1

Sam: I think I'd like to read: 'The Royal Accord of Twill.'

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'The Parable of the Wintertodt, by Anonymous.'

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'Killing of a King, by Griselle.'

1

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. What do you want to talk about?
  2. Lamps.
  3. Your quest.
  4. Impling jars.
1
  1. Pay 10 curry leaves?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'An extract from Eathram & Rada, by Anonymous.'

1

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

1

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: So, still here then?

1

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

1

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no way to record any information you may recover from the caverns. Please take this book as a record of your researches - between the spirits and your diligence I expect it will always be

1

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Dantaera: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Give that bond to %OTHER_USERNAME% as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
1

Player: Hi there Bert.

1

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Hosa: Thanks for helping us all get together to finally build this statue! I've got something for you...

1

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Seers' Village
  2. Change to Camelot.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Bank all ensouled heads?
  2. Yes, bank all ensouled heads.
  3. Yes, bank all ensouled heads and don't ask again.
  4. No, leave my heads alone.
1
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
1

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

1

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Villia: Thank you for finding my book. It is most interesting.

1

Player: Hello?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1
  1. Which points would you like to spend?
  2. Attacker Honour Points
  3. Defender Honour Points
  4. Collector Honour Points
  5. Healer Honour Points
1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Stuliette: Thanks, human. I guess it's okay for you to ride my carts after all. So, can I help you?

1
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
1

Cook: Very well done, take this.

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Horphis: Thank you very much. In return, I have given you some knowledge that you may perhaps appreciate.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
1

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

1

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the west.

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Player: Hello. Do you need any help? I'm looking for a quest.

1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1

Irena: Hey, great you've found Ana!

1

Nieve: I love farming, but I need some help!

1

Bryn: Don't think you can be taking any plus ones down there with you.

1

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

1
  1. You can only own one of these. Recharge jar generator?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Soldier: You don't want to go down there, mate! The lizardman shamans are lethal, and our soldiers want only the most trustworthy troops on the battlefield.

1

Nurse Wooned: Either help out or get out of the way!

1

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

1
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
1

Ghommal: Here you go.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Nurse Inn'Juree: Either help out or get out of the way!

1

Player: Hello, King Narnode.

1

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

1

Vyrelady: Get lost!

1

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the east.

1

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Player: How much did you pay for your ring of stone?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
1

Squire: OK, here you go.

1

Player: You know... I'd really rather not.

1
  1. Status: 2 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

1

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

1

Arcis: Why yes I am. How can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Smoggy: Are you here to make juniper charcoal?

1
  1. Kandarin headgear 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Gerrant: You've done it!

1

Player: You fail to pick the guard's pocket.

1

Player: Hmmm, no light sources. So why can I still see down here? This can't be just a simple dungeon.

1

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'Diary of Steklan Ricktor, volume 7.'

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'Transportation Incantations, by Amon Ducot.'

1

Player: Thanks for repairing my soul bearer.

1

Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!

1

Miles: I must be leaving now.

1

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: Oh. The human is still here.

1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'The Treachery of Royalty, by Professor Answith.'

1

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

1

Player: ... But in the end I stopped Fenkenstrain from continuing his horrible experiments.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'An extract from Eathram & Rada, by Anonymous.'

1

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

1

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

1

Konoo: More digging, less talking!

1

Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

1
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
1

Vannaka: Here, have this.

1

Nirrie: What brings thee to our domain? It has been a long time since

1

Rantz: Hey You! Got da chompy yet?

1

Bugs: Dad say's you's making da chompy for us! Slurp! Me's has to have cabbage wiv mine! Chompy is our favourite yummms!

1

Player: Hello there. My name's %USERNAME%.

1

Ignisia: Do you have something for me?

1

Zahur: Hi, I clean herbs for a fee of 200 coins per herb. I can clean all the herbs in your inventory at once, or you can show me a herb for me to clean it individually.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Harry: Welcome, you can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also give you a good price for any fish that you catch.

1

Morvran: Well look who it is! The hero of Prifddinas!

1

Player: Hello there, King Narnode.

1

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

1

Armourer (tier 5): Thank you very much.

1
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'The Journey of Rada, by Griselle.'

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Smoke Dungeon.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'Diary of Steklan Ricktor, volume 7.'

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66. The magical energy in here is unsafe for those below that level.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

1
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 580,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
1

Barbarian: You look funny.

1

Aeonisig Raispher: Please only talk to the king if it's important. He has a heavy burden to bear with the running of his kingdom.

1

Leela: I'd like a Mahogany table built.

1

Operator: Deposit your ore in the sack, quickly, before it degrades.

1

Watson: You need to bring me clue scrolls you haven't already given me %USERNAME%.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Pyrefiends.

1

Veos: Here's that reward I promised you.

1

Apothecary: Well done.

1

Player: ... but I was able to stab the killer with her own knife!

1

Mariah: I'd like a Teak bed built.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

1

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
1

Sam: I think I'd like to read: 'The Journey of Rada, by Griselle.'

1

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Sam: Thanks for finding the book. I'll have to think up what I need next.

1

Auguste: Greetings! Would you like to be my number one accomplice? I mean, assistant?

1

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls south of Mount Quidamortem.

1

Boulder: It not gonna work yet. You meant to light special fire thing first.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Hello there, want a ride?

1

Regath: Nice work!

1

Monk: Good day to you adventurer, could you spare the time to help me?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

1

Farmer: Exchuse me... I am lishning to my good friend.

1
  1. The compost bin contains compostable items
  2. I want to use my tomato to make compost.
  3. I'll keep hold of my tomato for now.
1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'The Theory of Transvergence, by Amon Ducot.'

1

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

1

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

1

Player: Hi there! Who are you?

1

Oldak: Where do you want a sphere to?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
1
  1. Pay 25,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 25,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a chocolate bar on me.

1

Old crone: Answer this, please.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any quests for me?
  3. Other
1

Mawrth: Here, have this.

1

Tiadeche: Hello, Bwana! We three have finally returned to the village!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
1

Caleb: Here you go!

1

:

1

Soldier: I see 2 adventurers in the canyon to the west.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
1

Juna: It has not been long since your last visit. Come again in 2 days.

1

Villia: I believe you are currently assisting another customer of this Library. I shall not trouble you with my needs at this time.

1

Leagues Tutor: Hello there. Do you have any questions about Old School Leagues?

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

1

Nurse Wooned: I hope we can stop the Lizardmen, I can't take much more of this. As soon as we help one patient, another comes in.

1

Elder Gnome child: Hello!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Traxi: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

1

Dimintheis: Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon.

1

Haris: Welcome, Effendi!

1

Traxi: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
1

Mage of Zamorak: How dare you wear such disrespectful attire in this holy place? Remove them immediately if you wish to speak to me.

1

Thief: Watch yourself, I don't trust you.

1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you end up down here?
  3. Now that you're free, why don't you leave?
  4. Can you tan some hides for me?
  5. I'm good thanks.
1
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some supplies for you.
  3. Can I work for you?
  4. Tell me about this place.
  5. I'll be off.
1

Lyra: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Shura: Hey! Don't just go poking her without knowing what you're up against. Come talk to me first.

1
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Frog: Hurrah for the frog princess!

1

Stuliette: Move along, human.

1

Regath: What do you require, traveller? I deal in many things.

1

Jennifer: What're yer looking for, me luv'?

1

Player: So... You don't happen to remember what I did after the Culinaromancer escaped into that magic portal thingy do you?

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. This will increase your coffer by %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Yes, sacrifice %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%.
  3. Cancel.
1

Armourer (tier 4): What can I do for you, friend?

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'The Parable of the Wintertodt, by Anonymous.'

1

Brother Aimeri: Oh, very interesting. This page appears to be taken from a religious script which speaks of Ralos.

1

Dairy cow: MOO

1

Mord Gunnars: Hello, are you %FREMENNIK_NAME% by any chance?

1

Barker: Here, have this.

1

Ewesey: They're not going to eat anything you've got there. Make them meat pies, stew or pineapple pizza.

1

Soldier (tier 1): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'The Royal Accord of Twill.'

1

Zanik: Quick, %USERNAME%! Let's get to the water mill and stop Sigmund from destroying my home!

1

Richard: What can I get you?

1

Farmer: Exchuse me... I am trying to tell my verrry good friends 'bout the biggest bull I ever raised.

1

Captain Magoro: Hello! What can I do for you?

1

Soldier: I don't understand why the Captain is always happy.

1

Reginald: That sounds really boring.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bronze dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Raeli: Move along, human.

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any torstol? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a torstol.

1

Guard: I'm surprised you managed to get out of there without breaking any bones.

1

Player: I don't get it... Are you real or not?

1

Abyssal orphan: You killed my father.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: You don't even have 2 gold coins, human!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Truly awesome!

1

Giles: Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Lord Trobin Arceuus: Good day friend.

1
  1. Pay 2 sacks of cabbages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ben: Daddy I'm tired.

1

Frankie: Great job lad! Keep up the good work, deliveries will be coming in all day.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you die?
  3. What is your name?
  4. Can you do any tricks?
  5. Want a new hat?
  6. Want to go scare some people?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over medium clue.
  3. Hand over hard clue.
  4. Hand over elite clue.
  5. Hand over all.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  5. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Brother Aimeri: Oh, very interesting. This page appears to be taken from a historical script about the temple itself.

1

Player: This is fun!

1

Soldier (tier 2): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

1

Farmer Hayfield: Are you alive?

1

Toothy: Aye? What do ye need?

1

Player: What's a gnome doing here?

1

Rassain: What can I do for you, traveller?

1

Nurse Wooned: Argh! Why do they keep the bandages all the way outside? I've got to get on with my job, please leave me be.

1

Reese: You do not have all of the required materials and requirements to make anything.

1

Bonafido: Hey, babe, you ain't going in there unless you're kitted out a with hat, boots, shirt and trousers!

1

Father Badden: Let's get this ritual over with! I don't want to spend any more time with that golem than I have to!

1

Captain Ginea: Please go; there is confidential information in here, and you are not authorised to view it.

1

Player: Can I have a cape like yours?

1

Watson: Nice book. I'll swap it for some teleport scrolls, if you like, so you can travel to my house more easily.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to greater demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Charles: Have you seen my wife Sarah? She's always wandering off...

1

Leagues Tutor: Hi there.

1
  1. Barrelchest anchor
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's trade.
  3. I don't need anything right now.
1

Fisherman: Only friends of Port Piscarilius are allowed to fish here.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Balloon Bonanza.
  3. Nightly Dance.
  4. No action.
1

Operator: What do you want, human? I've got a lot of ore to clean.

1

Troll father: Thanks again for freeing me from that ice block! I might be a troll, but it was real uncomfortable in there!

1

Miriam: Excuse me, human, but I do not believe you have business here.

1

Bologa: Hello again.

1

Rock Golem: I am so in my element right now.

1

Captain Khaled: I've got nothing to say to you.

1

Sam: Have you found my book yet? 'The Treachery of Royalty, by Professor Answith.'

1

Loinur: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

1

Stuliette: Sorry, human, you can't use the Lovakengj Minecart Network. Speak to Miriam, at the main station by the southern Lovakengj bank, if you've got any questions.

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have one bucket here, and %NUMBER_COMMA% more in the bank. We require %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pray at the altar anyway.
  3. Don't pray at the altar.
1

Andrea: Are you the tour guide?

1

Sam: Have you found my book yet? 'The Theory of Transvergence, by Amon Ducot.'

1

Armourer (tier 3): All the equipment you've brought is the wrong tier. I deal with tier 3 equipment. Try asking my colleague instead.

1
  1. Western banner 4: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Player: So how do you pronounce Lovakengj?

1

Traxi: Move along, human.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I buy some fish?
  3. Where do you get your fish from?
1
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Please wait...
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1

Rock Golem: Silly human, it's pronounced Lova-Kane.

1

Miner: Exchuse me... I am trying to tell my verrry good friends 'bout my uncle's bushy beard.

1

Clerk: I'm afraid the stores cannot hold any more fertiliser at the moment. Thank you for your support.

1

Tamble: Busy Busy Busy.

1

Renegade Knight: Yes? What do you want?

1

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Here! Take one and let me get back to work.

1

Loinur: That's very nice, human, but put it away now.

1

Goreu: Please make yourself some space, I have something for you.

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Player: What's all this about?

1

Hugor: You know this *hic* place was built twice?

1

Armourer (tier 4): What do you want, human?

1

Butler Jarvis: Good day sir. On behalf of the Hosidius family, I thank you for bringing Artur home.

1

Ewesey: Hey, I have something for you but you don't have any space for it!

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Knight of Varlamore: Oh... Hello, adventurer.

1

Farmer: Exchuse me... I am trying to tell my verrry good friends 'bout the best harvest I ever 'ad.

1

Basilisk: What do you want?

1

Councillor Unkar: Thank you for helping to repair the Doors of Dinh. Kourend is a safer place because of you.

1

Biblia: Hey, I have something for you but you don't have any space for it!

1

Alexander: So much to see, I don't know where to start!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Barrows
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Lunar
1
  1. Give that bond to %USERNAME% btw as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Armourer (tier 2): All the equipment you've brought is the wrong tier. I deal with tier 2 equipment. Try asking my colleague instead.

1

Pillory Guard: Hmmph!

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 3 x Oak logs
  3. Something else...
1

Moggy: Why, what brings you to my house, young lady?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Dragonstone bracelet
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Corrupt Lizardman
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. I'll come back later.
1

Filamina: What do you require, traveller? I deal in staves.

1

Squire: Can I help you, madam?

1
  1. Assignment: 22 x Bears
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Elena Hosidius: Thank you for finding our son, you've done this kingdom a great service.

1

Man: It stinks down here.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Varrock
  4. 3: Barrows
  5. Cancel
1

Nia: You look like a lady who knows how to dress up! How can I help ya?

1

Steve: You're still meant to be slaying skeletons in the Wilderness; you have 18 to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Raeli: Sorry, human, you can't use the Lovakengj Minecart Network. Speak to Miriam, at the main station by the southern Lovakengj bank, if you've got any questions.

1

Raeli: No thanks, you've already given me one of those.

1