DIALOGUE_NPC (6998)

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

Previous

  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
40
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
26
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
20
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
18

Player: What?

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
12
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
12
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
11
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
10

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
8

Player: Thank you.

8

Player: I think it's hungry!

8

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

7

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

7

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

7
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
7

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

7

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

7
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
6

Player: Hello.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
6

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

6
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Player: Great, thanks!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
5
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
5
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
5
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
5
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

4
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

4

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
4
  1. Make sure you've collected all your stuff!
  2. Leave the Theatre.
  3. Stay in the Theatre.
4

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

4

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

4
  1. Which outfit piece do you want?
  2. Mask.
  3. Top.
  4. Trousers.
  5. Boots.
  6. Gloves.
4

King Lathas: Good luck adventurer.

4
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
3

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

3
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
3

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
3

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

3

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

3
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
3
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Player: Okay, great!

3
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
3

Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

3

Player: I'll see what I can do.

3
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
3
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
3

Player: Hello there.

3

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

3

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

3
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
3
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

3
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
3

Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

3

Dimintheis: I thank you greatly adventurer! Also... if you find Caleb... please... let him know his father still loves him...

3
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
2

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

2

Uri: *sneezes* What?

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
2

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

2

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

2

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

2
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Hmm, something is afoot. I sense sabotage....

2
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
2
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
2
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
2

Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
2

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

2
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
2

Soldier (tier 3): To the arena!

2

Heskel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
2

Hazelmere: Blah, blah?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Protecting the Dwarf
  3. Protecting the Goblins
  4. Protecting the Pirate
  5. More...
2

Player: Thanks!

2

Cook: No problem!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
2

Treznor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Trufitus: I'll hold on to this Wampum belt for you for the time being. I'll give it back to you when we have completed this quest.

2

Player: I think it wants some attention.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
2

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

2

Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.

2

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

2

Player: You pick the HAM guard's pocket.

2

Kael Forshaw: That was amazing, %USERNAME%. Now you'd better get back to the hideout. This place will be filled with vampyres soon.

2

Player: It's a surprise! Follow me.

2

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

2

Heskel: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
2

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

2
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cadantine for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Player: Thank you!

2

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

2

Player: I wonder how old you are...

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
2

Filliman Tarlock: It is required if you're to cast this druid spell. Once you've cast the spell, you should find something from nature. Bring it back to me and then we'll try to figure out the other things we need.

2
  1. Really place the rune into the door?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
2

Guard: Yes, yes, of course... a deal's a deal!

2

Brian O'Richard: Amazing, you made it so far!

2

Player: Great!

2
  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 50,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
2

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

2

Player: Good idea. Thanks Elena.

2

Vampyre Juvinate: Okay, I guess you can go then, food sack!

2
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Bob: Be careful %USERNAME%. The Dragonkin may be gone but the scars of their wars remain to this day. I don't know what that Vault contains, but I doubt it's anything good.

2

Player: I will, thanks.

2

King Arthur: Wow! Incredible! You truly are a splendid knight!

2

Player: Now I just need to get out of here and see Wizard Cromperty.

2

Amy: Please could you go see Noella, north of East Ardougne market for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Sam: I think I'd like to read: 'The Parable of the Wintertodt, by Anonymous.'

2

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

2

Yanni Salika: That'd be helpful!

2

:

2

Player: Err... I haven't got one.

2

Mandy: Here, I found these in the wardrobe when I was seeing to my wound. I don't want them so please, take them...

2

Player: I have no more questions at this time.

2

Alain: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

2

Omart: I'm sure Jerico can help you out with that if you ask him nicely.

2

Border Guard: The money goes to the city of Al-Kharid.

2

Ellamaria: Impertinent peasant! Oh, if you promise to leave one alone then feel free to pick fruit from the White Tree. One is told that they are a great natural energy restorative.

2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Player: Okay, have a bite.

1

Demon butler: I shall bound around the globe on roads of pure air to bring back materials for your marvellous pursuits!

1

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

1

Drezel: Good luck.

1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1

Hairdresser: Hope you like the new do!

1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 4 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1

Apothecary: That's very clever. I hope you've got a real feeling of pride and satisfaction from that.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

1

Player: Ok, I'll go and find him.

1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1

Player: Ok, thanks

1

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

1

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Assistant Marrow: Do you want to use the balloon? Just so you know, some locations require special logs and high Firemaking skills.

1

Brimstail: That's the spirit! This is all good training for the mind...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Lord Iorwerth: Bless his loyalty but curse his suspicion. Here he will recognise this.

1

Ellena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm fine thanks.
  3. Do you have any more kittens?
1

Player: Em... Ahemm.. Excuse me?

1

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more headgear?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Slepe.
1

Player: Okay, you wait here and I'll go figure another way to get you out.

1

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

1

Player: No problem!

1

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek more answers.
  3. I have no more questions at this time.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Bolongo: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Operator: Here you go. That's all the ore I have for you.

1

Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...

1

Player: Bye!

1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 22,000 coins deposited first.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1

Old crone: I will now perform the ritual of enchantment.

1

Kamfreena: An adamant defender eh? Trying for the Rune defender I'm betting. Okay, I've released those cyclopes. Enter when you're ready.

1

Jofridr Mordstatter: Hello there. Would you like to see the goods I have for sale?

1

Captain Braindeath: Took us a lot of dissolvin' to work that one out.

1

Player: Ahhh. Yes, I've made some of that stuff before. I should be able to get you some, no problem.

1

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

1

Mosol Rei: Please can you give it to Trufitus. He may be able to give you extra details on the legend surrounding Rashiliyia. Good luck!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white berries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some irit for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Sam: Thanks, I'll get on with reading it. Meanwhile, you can have this other book of mine - I won't be wanting to read it again.

1

Player: Understood.

1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

1

Lady Servil: Please do. My family is wealthy and can reward you handsomely. I'll be waiting here for you.

1

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you any more work for me, to help reclaim the circle?
  3. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
1

Taylor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

1

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some snape grass for us? I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gamfred: Of course!

1
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Velorina: This is an Ectophial. If you ever want to come back to Port Phasmatys, empty this on the floor beneath your feet, and you will be instantly teleported to the temple - the source of its power.

1

Father Badden: I don't know. You'll have to find some way to convince them you're one of them.

1

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

1

Prissy Scilla: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you believe what Lord Iorwerth said about Seren?
  3. Do you think we'll find anything to help us here?
  4. I'll crack on.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a maple tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Safalaan Hallow: Thanks. We should head back to the hideout.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Where is that area?
  5. Okay, great!
1

Villia: Thank you very much. In return, please accept a token of my thanks.

1

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

1

Ogre guard: Yous needs ta stay away from dis place...yous get da sickies and mebe yous goes to dead if yous da unlucky fing.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hello again.

1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Stay.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a palm tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
1

Player: Yes, I know what I'm doing.

1

Player: Hi!

1

Player: Did you ever notice how big squirrels' teeth are?

1

Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Look at rewards.
  3. Look at shop.
  4. Cancel.
1

Imiago: I want 8 poison ivy berries for that.

1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Ewesey: Here you go.

1

Player: I'll be back later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Start Mapping Kharazi Jungle.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Okay, thanks.

1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Rosie: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Gaius: Here you go.

1

Lord Ieuan Amlodd: Then we shall leave at once. Allow me to teleport you back with me.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'Killing of a King, by Griselle.'

1
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Uri: I have a story about that.

1

Sithik Ints: Hmmm, well it's not the most flattering of portraits, but I like the 'honesty' of the work...well done.

1

Captain Khaled: Watch yourself, if the guards catch you carrying hot goods they'll throw you in the brig.

1

Garv: Oi! Where do you think you're going pal?

1
  1. Drop your key for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Snowflake: Now, let us thank you for bringing us together, for saving our lives and for marrying us...

1

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

1

Player: Okay, thanks, I'll go and look for the pages then.

1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Thanks.

1
  1. Dive without diving gear?
  2. Yes, dive anyway.
  3. Yes, dive anyway, and don't ask this again.
  4. No, don't dive.
1

Echned Zekin: Something seems different about you... Your sense of purpose seems not bent to my will... Give me the dagger that you used to slay Viyeldi or taste my wrath!

1

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

1

Player: Hi.

1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Lady Tangwen Trahaearn: Then I will journey there at once. There is clearly a lot I need to catch up on.

1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Thank you for your help. I'll be on my way.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove the statue's left arm
  3. Remove the statue's right arm
  4. Remove the statue's left leg
  5. Remove the statue's right leg
1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: You fail to pick the HAM guard's pocket.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

1

Ellena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

1

Player: You fail to pick the bandit's pocket.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

1

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Player: Hey. How do I get out of here?

1

Alain: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Knight: Aaaaaargh!

1

Pentyn: Yes, thank you.

1

Player: It's okay, I don't need any help.

1

Garth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Estate agent: Where would you like it moved to?

1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'An extract from Eathram & Rada, by Anonymous.'

1

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

1

Father Aereck: Correct!

1

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Expedition camp.
  3. No thanks.
1

Uri: Loser says what.

1

Player: Thank you, King Narnode!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Harold: I'll write you out an IOU for the rest.

1

Player: Not yet! I just need to speak to Denulth!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another set of Morytania legs?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
1

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

1

Hellcat: I'll explain later!

1

Player: Let's go!

1

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some woad for us? I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Player: Now take this demonic sigil, and hurry inside!

1

Player: You'll need to hold this sigil for the ritual.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Roavar: Here you go!

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Trufitus: But I think we must take Zadimus' clue literally and get some item that belonged to Bervirius as it may be the only way to approach Rashiliyia. Perhaps something like this exists in his tomb?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I want to smash my vials.
  3. No thank you, I'd rather keep my vials.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Player: Thank you very much for the information.

1

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

1

Duradel: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Nieve: I think we've dealt with enough of these things, the troops can handle the rest! Let's join the 10th squad by the breach in the outer wall to the North.

1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you any interesting news?
  3. Do you know where I could find any treasure?
  4. How do I get a medallion?
1

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

1

Shantay: Well done.

1

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

1

Zavistic Rarve: Well.... Ask Bert about the long hours he's been working, that sounds suspicious to me. Digging things up at all hours of the day isn't natural.

1

Player: Thanks for the Rota Bert. I'll go check for the original with Sandy in Brimhaven.

1

Sandy: I don't care about that, I have far too much work to do. Let the authorities take care of things like murder and stop snooping around my office!

1

Commander Montai: I don't know how long I will be able to hold out. Once you have the coordinates come back and fire the ballista right into those monsters.

1

Player: I'd like to go to Brimhaven.

1
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
1

Unferth: Hmph.

1

Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

1

Player: I'll take the colourful ones!

1

Carpenter: Oh, one more thing, I think that the high priest has had a particularly bad dose of these spots so he's gone off to start the ceremony already.

1

Bert: O'course %USERNAME%, le's be 'avin'yon rota and 'ere be tha scroll, yer be takin' it back ta those inferrrnal wizards quick sharp!

1

Elkoy: Good luck friend.

1

Player: Ok thanks.

1

Hickton: Please enter the answer to the question.

1

Rashiliyia: My hatred and bitterness corrupted me. I tried to destroy all life... now I am released. And am grateful to contemplate eternal rest...

1

Player: I'll get on with it.

1

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

1

Player: Fine, I'm gone.

1

Player: Okay, I'll remember that.

1

Examiner: You have now passed the Earth Sciences level 2 intermediate exam. Here is your certificate. Of course, you'll want to get studying for your next exam now!

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Two
  4. All
1
  1. You are too heavy to swim.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll shed some weight before diving so I can swim.
1

Player: Ok, thanks.

1

Player: Can you make potions for me?

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: No no, thank you! After all these years, the riddle of the rock has finally been cracked!

1

Brian O'Richard: And where do you think you're going? A little too eager I think. Come and talk to me before you go wandering around in there.

1

Player: I'll go and ask his squire and see if I can find one.

1

Ali the Snake Charmer: If it means that you'll leave me alone, I would give you my snake charming super starter kit complete with flute and basket.

1

King Bolren: The tree has many other powers, some of which I cannot reveal. As a friend of the gnome people, I can now allow you to use the tree's magic to teleport to other trees grown from related seeds.

1

Player: Okay, take care Golrie.

1

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1

Elstan: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Player: Okay Savant, I'll heal up, then go looking for him amongst the Dorgeshuun.

1

Archaeological expert: You obviously have a keen eye. Take this letter and give it to one of the workmen, and they will allow you to use them.

1

Squire: Thank you very much! As I say, the best place to start should be with Reldo...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. What do you do?
  4. What do you know about the Imcando dwarves?
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: Leave me, human, I have a sacrifice to prepare. If you wish for information, go and see the High Priestess.

1
  1. Pay 5 jangerberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Biblia: Try the middle floor, south-western bay.

1

Player: But not in front of the lady, let's take it outside.

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Apprentice: Okay, here goes! Remember, to return, just drink from the fountain.

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Larrissa: Thank you so much!

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Demon butler: I shall devote my every art to thy service, my Master.

1

Cabin boy: I'm not! Honest. Look, I have a lantern and lens here, put them together then light it with a tinderbox. Then you can use it to search the ship for the symbols.

1

Player: Wow, that was a big explosion! What's that noise I can hear? Sounds like bones moving or something...

1

Guard: What do you have there, outerlander? It's not our rock, is it?

1

Eblis: My apologies, but magic is an inaccurate art in many respects.

1

Ug: Whaaat? Man-thing want to die? Ug no scared of you or your grandmother! Ug show you. Ug go to Aga now.

1
  1. Create a blisterwood flail?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Murcaily: Great, I saw you were fixing the fence earlier, it looks like you've got the hang of this now! Let me give you something for your effort!

1
  1. The certificate will become untradable. Continue?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

King Roald: I never thought I would live to see the day when someone came forward to claim this reward!

1

Archaeological expert: It seems the followers of Saradomin have tried to cover up the evidence of the Zaros altar. This whole city must have been built over it!

1

Cook: I simply won't take no for an answer!

1

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: Sounds good, see you there.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

1

Wise Old Man: Have fun with it.

1

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

1

Historian Minas: Sounds like magic to me! I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 21, the first display of the 5th Age.

1

Player: How do I do that, exactly? I don't think I'll be able to get him down to this little island.

1

The Kendal: Come and try!

1

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some toadflax for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Clerk: Thank you very much.

1

Player: Okay, that sounds good.

1

Herman Caranos: Yes, please hurry!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Thank you, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

General Khazard: You however have caused me much trouble today. You must remain here so that I may at least have the pleasure of killing you myself.

1

Gossip: Well, I guess it could have been an intruder, but with that big guard dog of theirs I seriously doubt it. I suspect it was someone closer to home...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, it might be useful.
  3. No, I don't see any need for it.
1

Player: Uh oh...

1

Holgart: Aye lass. That be perfect.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Player: What's this? Disgusting! Some fingernails. They may be a clue though... I'd better take them.

1

Rift guardian: Even if you bind essence at a Runecrafting Altar, I will remain locked to this colour.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.

1

Wounded soldier: I'm alright now. Try another soldier.

1

Player: No...thank you!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some strawberries for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Malignius Mortifer: HAHAHA!

1

King Narnode Shareen: The Grand Tree's still slowly dying, if it is human sabotage we must respond!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. 20 coins.
  3. 80 coins.
  4. 120 coins.
  5. 200 coins.
1

Silk merchant: You drive a hard bargain, but I guess that will have to do.

1
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Golden bowl.
  3. Golden helmet.
  4. Nothing.
1
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a palm tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Brian O'Richard: Well you didn't do too badly, but you didn't make it nearly as far as others have.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well done in the cave, here take TokKul as reward.

1

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
1

Savant: Savant out.

1

Gypsy: Good work %USERNAME%! I think that will be the last we'll see of him! You'd better come back now.

1

Player: I should go and let Eblis know what's happened here...

1

Player: Goodbye.

1

Player: Er, what? Where am I? Errrrr... I must tell Veldaban... something. Yes... ehm. I don't remember what though. Errr...

1

Rowdy dwarf: Get OUT of my WAY!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

1

Player: I'll get going.

1

Achietties: Good luck with that.

1

Player: Ok.

1

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Take a map of the Museum.
  3. Find out about the Dig Site exhibit.
  4. Find out about the Timeline exhibit.
  5. Find out about the Natural History exhibit.
  6. Find out about Kudos.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

1

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

1

Dunce: Nope, you're not the one the teacher wanted me to find!

1

Player: I had better take these remains.

1

Player: Okay, I'll see if I can find their hideout.

1

Commander Connad: Hmmm, not bad, it's...

1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Player: Okay, have at ye oh evil knight!

1

Captain Braindeath: We'll beat them zombies yet! Arr!

1

Oneiromancer: Here's a vial for your potion. Good luck.

1

Player: You know, I could shock him out of it if I could find some cold water...

1

Shamus: or some such. There would probably be a good place for an elephant like yer to be starting looking I reckon.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

1

Frog: Don't look at me, I'm just a frog. Ribbit! Ribbit!

1

Player: Ok make me some yellow dye please.

1

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

1

Arianwyn: I can't offer much of a reward I'm afraid. However, I did have Eluned make this for you. It should allow you to bypass the defences on the temple.

1

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

1

Pirate Pete: Want a lift to Braindeath Island?

1

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Kylie Minnow: You'll be needing at least 40 minnows to trade for a shark! Come back and see me when you have some more!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1

Gerrant: You've done it!

1

Bill Teach: I'm sure I won't.

1

Romeo: Her cousin and I are getting on well though. Thanks for your help.

1

Kob: What you do here, human? Get out of my sight!

1

Player: Huh? Was it all a dream?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
1

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

1

Street urchin: What do you want?

1

Ali the Operator: It is a small town, news spreads fast. Perhaps using a spot of cunning and a bit of brute force might work better.

1

Ali the Operator: No! Now get going.

1
  1. Activate the refinery?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Alice's husband: Talk to my wife and I'll think about it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me? I'm injured.
  3. Isn't this place built a bit out of the way?
  4. How do I get further into the monastery?
1

Monk: Ok.

1

Vestri: Go to Hemenster and do us proud!

1

Cook: Well done.

1

Greldo: Yeth, Mithtreth.

1

Alice: Mysterious indeed, but in this case she actually looks pretty normal.

1

Player: If I find him, I will pass it on.

1
  1. Pay 6 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Nieve: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Alice's husband: Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers.

1

Clerris: Correct!

1

Ceril Carnillean: No, no, thank YOU! Feel free to stop by anytime adventurer!

1
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Er, time for me to be off, I think.

1

Player: What? I have to get more bait if there's none there? Does this Chompy Bird even exist I wonder?

1

Aubury: ...no. I am getting ahead of myself. Please take this summary of my research back to the head wizard at the Wizards' Tower. I trust his judgement on whether to let you in on our little secret or not.

1

Witch: Don't worry, deary, I can tell you just what to do and you won't have to worry your pretty head about the complicated bits.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  4. Cancel.
1

Arianwyn: Thank you friend. Don't forget your disguise.

1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental mind shield.
  3. An elemental mind helm.
1

Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to

1

Femi: Well done!

1
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cows.

1

Player: Well, I'll see what I can do.

1

Turael: Here's a new axe; may it serve you well.

1

Gardener Ghost: Well, oi s'pose oi've got 10 minutes to spare.

1

Player: Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take rope
  3. Take hammer
  4. Take fishing net
  5. Take pickaxe
  6. Take nothing
1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Destroy it!!! Take the key to the Tower and take back the life I never should have granted!!!

1

Aubury: Well if he's half as good a salesman as you suggest I should have no problem in funding my research and maybe even redecorating this place.

1

Logava: Hey! You're that thief! Get away from my stall.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

1
  1. It's a trap! Do you want to try and disarm it?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

King Arthur: Just blowing gently on them will supposedly show the way to go.

1

Player: I'll get right to it.

1

Noctillion Lugosi: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
1

Gypsy: Yes, of course.

1

Player: My world is an ocean of paaaain!

1

Fossil Collector: It looks like you don't have any fossils to trade.

1
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know anything about the undead ogres at Jiggig?
  3. What do you do?
  4. Do you mind if I look around?
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

Player: Ok. I'll see what I can do.

1
  1. This is a supercompostable item - are you sure?
  2. Yes, I want to use it to make normal compost.
  3. No, I don't want to waste it making normal compost.
1

Rohak: You're delusional. Never would old Rohak give away his special recipe, not for all the golden nectar from the Rising Sun!

1

Rohak: There, as good as my word. Hot rock cakes to my special recipe.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask about anything else.
1

Brundt the Chieftain: In any case, before the council and I meet with anyone from their camp, they will have to give our rock back.

1

Restless ghost: It is so dull being a ghost...

1

Player: I've been to see the king and he gave me this letter.

1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: Human.

1

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

1

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Portal of Death: Correct! Enabling 2 step authentication on your email means that nobody apart from you can access your email account.

1

Amy: I'm the founder of Mahogany Homes, Gielinor's first Construction company!

1

Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

1

Amy: Please could you go see Tau, south east of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Denulth: God speed friend! I would send some of my men with you, but none of them are brave enough to follow.

1

Angelo: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Angelo: Please could you go see Jess, upstairs of the building south of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Broken clay golem: Repairs... needed...

1

Leela: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1

Player: Hey, Rantz, I've lost the 'stabbie chucker', do you have another one please?

1

Clay golem: The demon is still wounded. You must open the portal so that I can strike the final blow and complete my task.

1

Clay golem: I do not know the pattern. Golems are not permitted to open the portal.

1

Armourer (tier 2): Thank you very much.

1

Archaeological expert: translate into a journal for you. Then you can take it back to Asgarnia, I think he will be extremely interested in the translation!

1

Jeff: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Hosidius.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
1

Romeo: Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. What can you do apart from Slayer Master stuff?
  6. Er... Nothing...
1

Galahad: Sometimes I do, yes. Still not many people to share my solidarity with, as most of the religious men around here are worshippers of Saradomin. Half a moment, your cup of tea is ready.

1

Doric: Oh my, that is a coincidence! Pass them here, please. I can spare you some coins for your trouble, and please use my anvils any time you want.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Malak: As you wish. Come and see me when you have managed to kill Dessous.

1

King Lathas: Anyway, I'll send word when I next require your services. Oh, and I guess you'll be wanting your reward.

1

Prissy Scilla: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Adventurer! It is good to see you again.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: I will see you both at the boathouse in Burgh de Rott. We can use the boat there to get to this graveyard. Good luck.

1

Player: Well this didn't feel very heroic...

1

Marlo: Dad lives in the south-east of Varrock, west of Aubury's Rune Shop. His name's Yarlo. Old Man Yarlo, they call him. He's sure to be at home, so keep looking around.

1

Pizazz Hat: Ok, I suppose it's my job. You have: %NUMBER% Telekinetic, %NUMBER% Alchemist, %NUMBER% Enchantment, and %NUMBER% Graveyard Pizazz Points.

1

Kob: You win, I will call off the attack.

1

Player: We're doomed.

1

Player: Hey Rocky, do you want to commit a bank robbery with me?

1

Daero: %USERNAME%, you will have to wait till reinitialisation is complete.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some rosemary for us? I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1

Foreman: I hope you're right, Caranock, for your sake. My sake. For all of our sakes...

1

Olaf Hradson: Yes...great eyes...they run in the family.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What does Bwana mean?
  3. Tai Bwo Wannai? What does that mean?
  4. It's a nice village, where is everyone?
1

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, do you have the Snake Weed?

1

Player: Not at the moment, thanks.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: I... guess.

1
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: I definitely have!

1

Surok Magis: I have also given you a copy of a diary I...uh...acquired. It may also help you to find that which you seek.

1

King Narnode Shareen: I'll show you the way back up.

1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1
  1. Fix the booth?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Thanks...I think I'm going to need it.

1

Vampyre Juvinate: We're getting some delicious blood tithes from these sacks of food. Yum!

1

Monk: Yes that's the one. Now take this orb and put it in one of the large pouches from there, don't want it getting damaged.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!

1

Miazrqa: Very well. Good luck with finding my pendant.

1

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

1

Council workman: I dunno rightly, but if you use a tinderbox on it, it don't half make a loud noise!

1

Ivan Strom: Many thanks friend, I shall endeavour to wield it as bravely as Veliaf and yourself!

1

Forester (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a talking squirrel?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1

Mad skavid: They hid one in the sacred rock - nothing can touch it now.

1

Gnome ball referee: Have a new ball!

1

Shipyard worker: Sorry to have kept you.

1

Thessalia: Wow! Good choice! You're looking great!

1

Murcaily: Yeah, you've been doing a lot of good work around here. Let me give you something for your time and effort.

1

Old crone: Answer this, please.

1

Olaf the Bard: Oh! Superb! Those are great! They're just what I was looking for! Here, take this song with my compliments! It is one of my finest works yet!

1

Sigmund The Merchant: Incredible! Your merchanting skills might even match my own! I have no choice but to recommend you to the council of elders!

1
  1. Remove the boards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Mawrth: Here, have this.

1

Squirrel: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Duke Horacio: Hmm, I had suspected it. But however much I disapprove of the HAM movement it's not actually illegal. I'll keep an eye on him though.

1

Player: I'll certainly keep my eyes open.

1

Osten: Fantastic, simply pass me the items of clothing you would like recoloured, and we can get started.

1

King Arthur: Talk to my knights if you need any help.

1

Sir Gawain: No, you've got me stumped there...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask about V's Shield.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

King Arthur: Ah. A good job, well done. I dub thee a Knight Of The Round Table. You are now an honorary knight.

1

Player: That's the third one dealt with...

1

Irena: I did go looking for her myself and I came across some footprints just a little way south. I'm worried that they lead to the desert mining camp!

1

Mercenary Captain: Very well, if you're challenging me, let's get on with it!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. To the Grand Exchange.
  3. To Ice Mountain.
  4. To White Wolf Mountain.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Player: Yes, I have some now.

1

Al Shabim: Bring us back the plans inside the chest, they should be sealed. All haste to you Effendi!

1

Rantz: Ok then you's creature...you's use da big blowers on da fatsie toady. Creature makes da fatsie toady and den needs da rocksie an da wooly fing to stick it down da ground.

1

Player: Errr... I've got to go.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Hmm. Looks like you can't carry anymore. Put 4 things down and come back to me.

1

Savant: Wow, that's some good thinking %USERNAME%! Okay, let's head there and get him!

1

Essyllt: I must ask you to return to the search. Do let me know if you see anything elven-made down there as well. Any clues to the location of the temple will be very helpful.

1

Bert: I'll ge' on wit' movin' it. Thankee fer makin' sure Sandy go' it in t'neck fer 'is double dealin's!

1

Merlin: Well done, young adventurer. You truly are a worthy knight.

1

Garkor: Yes - but do not do so until you are ready.

1

Doric: Well done.

1

Player: Good luck with that.

1

Dallas Jones: Well keep looking. We have 24 pieces left to find. I suspect they'll either be in this building or very close by.

1

Osman: I think you may be on to something. Leverage... I like that.

1

Orlando Smith: Bonza, mate! I think that's all of them.

1

Player: I'm good thanks.

1

Vannaka: I'll open the store for you.

1

Player: Mmm, bird feed! Now what could I do with that?

1

Askeladden: Well it's sure a weird place to ask for it buddy, but I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

1

Irvig Senay: You have proved yourself of the honour.

1

Player: Anyone who eats this stew is going to have a bad time now.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What do you have for trade?
  4. Do you have a manual? I'd like to learn how to play!
1

Captain Kalt: Hello there.

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66 for admittance to the guild. The magical energy inside the guild is unsafe for anyone below that level. For any other business please ring for attention.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence I expect it will always be up to date.

1

Larry: Oh, just go talk to the sheep.

1

Glough: We don't need your sort round here!

1

Sir Kay: Good morrow sirrah!

1

Leela: Good luck with the guard. When the guard is out you can tie up Keli.

1

Leenz: A great adventurer, from afar? How may I help with my repertoire?

1

Player: Excuse me, are you Blasidar, the famous sculptor?

1

Player: Can I buy a rune platebody now please?

1

Fridleif Shieldson: You may find a bridge to a small isle, rich in resources. You will not be able to repair it, as I still have to replace the main supports. Leave that bridge - we don't need it to make our raid.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: I shall speak with you again once you have repaired the bridges.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Excellent. Then make your way with haste.

1

Player: Ahh I see, that does make sense. I wonder if I can do something similar in East Ardougne as well.

1

Peer the Seer: You may take this forecast with my blessing outerlander. You have offered me the greatest security I can imagine.

1

Zanik: All right, let's go! I can't wait to see all around Lumbridge!

1

Trufitus: caverns in the northern part of this island. A secret entrance to the caverns is set into the northern cliffs of this land. Take care Bwana as it may be dangerous.

1

Gianne jnr.: That's right - Good luck!

1

Zanik: I've seen enough of Lumbridge now. Let's get to the HAM lair and see if they're up to anything!

1

Player: Perhaps I should take Zanik's body to Juna. I can't leave her here anyway!

1

Sir Renitee: You're welcome, my girl.

1

Petrified Pete: Sorry %USERNAME%, you won't last a minute in there. You got to prove yourself as a capable archeologist, and be good at the minin'.

1

Gem trader: 'Cos I know theres gold out there, in them there sand dunes... and if it's not up to his lordships high standards of 'gold perfection'...

1
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Empty coffer
  4. Cancel
1

Zanik: Okay!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about your cape?
  3. Yes please!
  4. Oh, it's a rune shop. No thank you, then.
  5. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
1

Lady Carys Hefin: Then it is time to resume my role among the elves. I will go at once.

1

King Lathas: It shouldn't take the mages long at all. Once their work is done we will finally be ready to move against my brother.

1

King Lathas: Farewell adventurer. Return to me once you are ready to begin.

1

Bonzo: Ok, I'll see you again.

1

Elise: See you later.

1

Rock Golem: I feel sad today. Very blue.

1

Player: Is that your distraction?

1

Player: I'd better be off.

1

Nulodion: Take care adventurer.

1

Ellamaria: You must go at once and converse with the wise old man who is said to dwell in Draynor Village; he may guide you in mastering this delicate and sophisticated ability.

1

Alain: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Regath: You're welcome. Spread the word of this great city with the new knowledge you have gained, and perhaps be more careful with how you hold your scroll in the future...

1

Morris: I'm making sure only those with a competition pass enter the fishing contest.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride now?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 2,050 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

1

Ellamaria: Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.

1

Player: Here is the shoot that Dantaera spoke of. Everything she told me is true - this tree will die once I cut this shoot. Well, here goes...

1

Frog: The frogs do not need your help right now.

1

Gypsy: Ask me how to protect him first, otherwise you will cause a time paradox! I'm keeping an eye on you, you know!

1

Selena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Death: Really? There isn't much else for you to do here. But you know your business.

1

Hadley: Enjoy your visit.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Sigbert the Adventurer: I hear he's susceptible to attacks from the mind. However I have no idea what that means, so it's not much help to me.

1

Cat: Don't tell him you're doing his chores!

1

Player: Um... those vampyres don't look very nice. I'm not going through here.

1

Player: West of Rimmington, you say? Okay, I'll meet you on board your ship there.

1

Kragen: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bats.

1

Lubufu: In the meantime, you can practise with this.

1

Tiadeche: Please hurry! Time is of the essence!

1

Player: ...Sky?

1

Fairy Queen: you find us in trying times, but please accept this magic lamp as a sign of our thanks.

1

Player: So those are the spirits who give us guidance. What of the other sorts?

1

Brother Kojo: Thank you again! And remember to be careful, the cellar is full of strange beasts!

1

Guard: How did you get down here?!

1

Mourner: There are no doctors in West Ardougne, just that nurse south east of the chapel. You don't need to worry though, we'll soon have it sorted.

1

Ferox: Tread carefully my friend.

1

Player: Hey who you calling old?! And strange?!

1

Bernald: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

1

Tinsay: Very well. I will meet you in the village once you have helped my brothers and spoken to my father.

1
  1. What do you want to take?
  2. Red boxing gloves
  3. Blue boxing gloves
  4. Wooden sword
  5. Wooden shield
1

The 'Wedge': See you around.

1
  1. Pay 2 sacks of cabbages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: What should you do if another player messages you recommending a website to purchase items and/or gold?

1

Koftik: This is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne.

1

Trufitus: the ground turns soft and the water kisses your feet.

1

Lord Rologarth: No, you keep it, my friend. Werewolves hunger for the scent of live flesh - I have no need for the ring. I have my castle back, if not my soul.

1

Oozing Barrier: Correct! This is a common phishing method and puts your account at risk!

1

Player: That's interesting. Thanks.

1

Player: I'd better not go into someone's bedroom without a reason!

1

Zombie swab: That be the most intimidatin' thing I've ever heard! I'm not messin' with you!

1

Zanik: Those must be the parts for the machine they're going to use to flood my city!

1

Zul-Aniel: It's not often that we see more humans in this place.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to aberrant spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Achietties: Maybe go and find someone who knows a lot about fishing?

1

Hopleez: Just hop.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: Then perhaps I shall.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I do.
  3. Not right now.
1

Elena: I'd better head over there then.

1

Player: Right. Yes. You blend right in otherwise.

1
  1. Coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Ask about the coffer
  3. Deposit
  4. Withdraw
  5. Other options
1

Blue Opal Director: Happy to hear that!

1

Bandit: I'm too busy for chitchat. Come back if you have some business to discuss with us.

1

Kazgar: Of course! You're always welcome in our mines!

1

Butler: Very well, madam.

1

Pupil: Aww, but miss, it's sooo exciting.

1

Guardian of Armadyl: We must cleanse the temple!

1

Farmer Brumty: I suggest you use the cattleprod from the barn over there to herd them, that way you won't have to touch them directly and risk infection.

1

Eluned: Perhaps another time, %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go onto the barge?
  3. Let's go to Fossil Island!
  4. No, thanks.
1

Peasant: Woe is me! Our crops are all failing... how shall I feed myself this winter?

1

Layleen: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Treznor: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Player: I won't read that letter. It's for the King, not for me.

1

Master Crafter: If you should ever achieve level 99 Crafting come and talk to me and we'll see if we can sort you out with one.

1

Player: I'd like to travel to Weiss.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I farm here?
  3. What do you do?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Harry: Here. I can hardly charge you for an empty box.

1

Zealot: Witness the goodness of Saradomin, that he has granted you the wisdom to see our positions in perspective.

1

Baba Yaga: Remember, you'll need to enchant it by using it on the Astral Altar. This process will also require 100 Astral Runes.

1

Mysterious Old Man: Sorry, I'm trying to speak to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Trufitus: If you search for somewhere like this, you may find something worth investigating.

1

Sir Renitee: Hmm, mmm, yes, everyone likes pretty fairies.

1

Thorkel Silkbeard: Once you've talked to everyone, come back here and we will check the tax bag again. Hopefully it will be enough to satisfy the King this time.

1

Guard: Don't you try anything, surface-dweller. I'm keeping an eye on you.

1

Noon: You're going tufa with that question. That's personal.

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: If I were selling my granite boots, which I'm clearly not, I would certainly not accept a mere 1000 coins for them.

1

Player: Erm... about that.

1

Player: That's fantastic!

1

Apothecary: You're welcome. I hope it helps that young couple find happiness.

1

Sheep: Do I look like I care?

1

Gypsy Aris: You forget. I'm good at knowing things.

1

Sawmill operator: Well, I'll need it before I can send over these supplies.

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: Wait another 25 minutes before coming back in. You clearly need a break from pumping.

1

Player: Okay, okay, sheesh, keep your hair on...

1

Next

  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, anything for Molly.
  3. Tell her to get stuffed.
5452
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Tell her to get stuffed.
22
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
5
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
4

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

4
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

3
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
3

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

3

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

3

Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

3
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, anything for Molly.
  3. Please wait...
3

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

2
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
2
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Hi, I...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

2

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

2

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

2

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
2

Juna: Tell me... a story...

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

2
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
2
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Hello!

2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

2

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

2

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

2

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

2

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

2

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

2

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
1

Guildmaster Jane: You'll be wanting a reward then. Here you go.

1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 3)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

1

Uri: Actions have consequences.

1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

1

Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1

Player: Hello, how are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change view.
  3. Exit.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

1

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

1

Tomas Lawry: Greetings. What can I do for you?

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1

Spirit tree: You're already here.

1

Uri: What's cheese?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

1

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Captain Cleive: Hello there. What do you need?

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

1
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. You find banknotes for equipment storage crates.
  2. Take one.
  3. Take lots.
  4. Don't take any.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

1

Evil Dave: What do you want?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
1

Player: Ha! I did it. Did you see me?

1

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

1

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

1

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

1

Player: Hi.

1

Lady Tangwen Trahaearn: Who has awoken me? A human? You are not who I expected.

1

Player: Hello there.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Player: I think it's hungry!

1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over all.
1

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

1

Jelly: Welcome to Jelly's Kurask cave.

1

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Player: Ow, not another headache...

1

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

1

Freed Spirit: Thank you, kind sir... now I am free from my imprisonment.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
1

Uri: Loser says what.

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: I'll have to charge you 10 gold to cover the loan of the boat. Is that okay?

1

Player: Hey puss! What do you reckon about that cat on the door? Do you think you can open it?

1

Runolf: Here, solve this.

1

Player: Hey. You're with the Myreque aren't you?

1

Player: I've got your schematics all assembled, and I have that golden helmet as well!

1

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

1

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

1

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

1

Guardian of Armadyl: Thou hast ventured deep into the tunnels, you have reached the temple of our master. It is many ages since a pilgrim has come here.

1
  1. You are already in a party.
  2. Stay in my existing party.
  3. Quit that one and apply to this one.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

1

Player: I can see the embers of a fire up ahead. Has someone else been in these caves?

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Uri: Can you stand me?

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Saniboch: Excellent work!

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ug: You defeat Arrg yet?

1

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Player: Hello Freygerd, I'm %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Pillory Guard: I'm here to arrest %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Eluned: I'm afraid you don't have enough money.

1

Gerrant: Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also buy anything you catch off you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Galahad: Welcome to my home. It's rare for me to have guests! Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on.

1

Player: Hey you!

1

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?

1

My Arm: So dis is Tai Bwo Wannai Village, huh?

1

Barlak: Those bones! Those are exactly the sort of thing I need! Will you sell them?

1

Player: So...

1

Ava: Hello there and welcome to my humble abode. It's sadly rather more humble than I'd like, to be honest, although perhaps you can help with that?

1

Arianwyn: Right, now that we're all here, let's get started.

1

Undor: Look at it! Such a work of art. Dinh never fails to impress. Now that I have this, it shouldn't take me long to fix these doors.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Witch: Hello, hello, my poppet. What brings you to my little room?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  4. Cancel.
1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Player: I have a Steel defender, please let me in to kill some more Cyclopes!

1
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
1

Arhein: Hello! Would you like to trade?

1
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Dad: Stop! You win. Not hurt Dad.

1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Player: Now I am a knight of the round table, do you have any more quests for me?

1

Surok Magis: Well?

1

Elena: You're back! So what did Guidor say?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

1

Prissy Scilla: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Gileth: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

1

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome back, adventurer.

1

Auguste: Do you have the other two sheets of papyrus and a full sack of potatoes?

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ignatius Vulcan: Can I help you at all?

1

Player: Hi Juliet! I have an interesting proposition for you...suggested by Father Lawrence. It may be the only way you'll be able to escape from this house and be with Romeo.

1

Prissy Scilla: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Postie Pete: Sorry, I don't have any messages for you.

1

Dwarven Boatman: Hello again, %USERNAME%! Want to go back to Keldagrim?

1

Rosie: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Aurel: Hi there. You've done a good job on my store! It's starting to look great!

1

Aurel: Wow, that's fantastic. Well done! You're doing a great job.

1

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

1

Player: That is going to make a really loud bang when it goes off! It would be a perfect distraction to help me cheat in the drinking contest!

1

Player: Tamayu, first son of Timfraku!

1

Dwarf: Welcome to the Mining Guild. Can I help you with anything?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Osman: ...and whatever you do, don't risk giving yourself away when you tell the Sophanites to return.

1

Nieve: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Chaeldar in Zanaris.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
1
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
1

Postie Pete: Goodbye.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Ho there! have you repaired both bridges for my engineer?

1

Eve: What is it you want?

1

Boulder: Welcome back, troll servant!

1

Vanstrom Klause: Hello there. The name's Vanstrom Klause. How goes it stranger?

1

Player: Well, I think that's everything...

1

Olmlet: Hee hee! What shall we talk about, human?

1

Enakhra: At last, it's complete. A temple fit for my lord.

1

Surgeon General Tafani: You look healthy to me!

1

Mazchna: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Lumo: And another one ... eats the dirt.

1

Zanik: Those must be the parts for the machine they're going to use to flood my city!

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Wilderness achievement diary!

1

Torrell: Poison ivy bushes don't get diseased, so you needn't worry about having it protected.

1

Rantz: Mee's has, but is not for freeness, dis one cost 528 of da gold coinses. Does you wants it?

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric %USERNAME%isman?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Pipistrelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Postie Pete: Hello ------------. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

1

Schoolboy: Teacher! Can we go to the Natural History exhibit now?

1

Blue Opal Director: Hello %USERNAME%! Have you seen the statue? It looks beautiful! The Blue Opal is indebted to you for your dedication in making this happen!

1