DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (6493)

  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.

Previous

  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
473
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
431

Player: Right, well thanks for your input. I'll think over what you said.

379

Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.

253

Fairy Godfather: Grazie infinite! I will give-a dem to da healing fairy. Da Queen Bee, she will-a soon be strong again!

194

Martin the Master Gardener: Stop being so impatient, %USERNAME%. They'll grow in their own good time - come back later.

177

Player: What is that cape that you're wearing?

133

Martin the Master Gardener: That's true; us Master Farmers are a unique breed.

71

Martin the Master Gardener: This is a Skillcape of Farming, isn't it incredible? It's a symbol of my ability as the finest farmer in the land and wearing it increases my herb yield!

68

Player: I've done enough for you, sort it out yourself!

61

Player: I'm not paying that.

60

Martin the Master Gardener: If I were you I would start by speaking to some of the other gardeners.

50

Martin the Master Gardener: I can't chat now, I have too many things to worry about.

44

Martin the Master Gardener: I'm not sure I can, but I guess I have to try.

41

Player: Yes, I've spoken to them before.

40

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

32
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
26

Martin the Master Gardener: No skin off my teeth, but if you change your mind, the price will still be the same.

26
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
25

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

24

Martin the Master Gardener: Please hurry. Things are getting dire!

18

Player: Okay, this time I've really solved your problems! I've woken up the Fairy Queen!

18

Player: I suppose I'd better go and see what the problem is then.

16

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

15

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

14

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm not paying that!
  3. Sure, not many people own one.
12

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

11

Player: May I have another hood for my cape, please?

11

Martin the Master Gardener: Godfather...Fairy Nuff...the Queen, I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care. I just want my crops to start growing again. Come back and claim your reward once they've had a chance to grow.

11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
9
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
8

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

8

Veos: Good luck.

8

Olivia: Would you like to trade in seeds?

8

Fairy Nuff: Not too well, the Godfather hasn't given me those secateurs yet.

8

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
7
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
7
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

6

Player: I think it's hungry!

6

Bank guard: Yes?

6

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

6

Fayeth: I've already told you everything I suspect.

6

Heskel: I've already told you everything I suspect.

6

Martin the Master Gardener: Most certainly, and free of charge!

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
6

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

5

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

5
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
5

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

5

Fortunato: Aaaah...say no more milady, I have some in specially.

5

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

5

Player: You're absolutely right, don't worry, I'll find out what the problem is soon.

5

Player: You know.... I think I'll keep that to myself.

5

Heskel: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

5
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
4

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

4
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
4

Player: So, have your vegetables grown yet?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I suppose I'd better go and see what the problem is then.
  3. I've done enough for you, sort it out yourself!
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do crops and such survive down here?
  3. What's so good about this place?
4

Player: You fail to pick Martin's pocket.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Anything I can help with?
  3. Oh dear. I hope you can sort them out by yourself.
  4. What is the banner for?
4

Player: Go to Leela, she is close to here.

4

Diango: Well, it looks as if you already have everything!

4

Martin the Master Gardener: Of course, fellow farmer. If you wear this cape you'll receive increased yields from your herbs. That'll be 99000 coins.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
  4. Where do I get rarer seeds from?
4

Player: Believe what you want. Enjoy your little camp fire.

4

Player: What is the banner for?

4

Sergeant Damien: Well I'll be, you actually did it, Private. Now take this and get out of my sight.

3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

3

Player: No thanks.

3
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

3

Player: I wonder how old you are...

3

Slim Louie: Ah don' talk to humans! Yous wanna talk, talk to da boss!

3

Diango: Sure thing, let me just see what you're missing.

3

Martin the Master Gardener: Well please hurry, otherwise I won't be able to make enough produce to feed my 13 children soon.

3

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

3

Martin the Master Gardener: Oh well, never mind. I have bigger problems to worry about right now.

3

Brian: Oh, great, that would be really helpful! Here, give me the axe for safe keeping and I'll get it sharpened as soon as she agrees to help.

3

Player: Can I buy a Skillcape of Farming from you?

3
  1. Which would you like to take?
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Both
3

Master Crafter: Most certainly, and free of charge!

3

Martin the Master Gardener: Well, come back and see me when you do.

3

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

2
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

2

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

2

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

2
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
2

Spirit tree: You're already here.

2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2

Player: Okay...

2
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
2

Trufitus: Most excellent Bwana! You have returned all the herbs to me and, I can finish the preparations for the potion, and at last divine with the gods.

2

Player: Yes please!

2

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

2

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

2
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Imiago: I want 8 poison ivy berries for that.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
2

Father Urhney: Be more careful this time.

2

Fat Rocco: Don' say nuffin' to me! Say it to da boss!

2

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Martin the Master Gardener: What are you talking about?

2

Martin the Master Gardener: Well, you've got a nerve showing up around here again!

2

Player: But I gave the Fairy Queen's secateurs back to the Godfather, things should be growing again.

2
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
2

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

2

Wizard Mizgog: Bah! Fine.

2

Player: Thanks! See you around!

2

Fairy Queen: Clearly you come from a plane dependent on sunlight. Down here, the plants grow in the aura of faerie.

2

Player: I'll look him up then.

2

Player: Oooooookaaaaay....

2

Martin the Master Gardener: Hello, %USERNAME%, you look familiar. Didn't I catch you going through my pockets not that long ago?

2

Player: To be honest I'm worried about the sort of person you let join your organisation.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Skillcape
  3. Hood
2

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

2

Aggie: Yes! He's just returned! I'll happily be a character witness for Brian now! Please let him know that I'll help his friend however I can.

2

Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the guild.
  3. Tell me about yourself.
  4. What's my current farming contract?
  5. How many farming contracts have I completed?
  6. I'm just passing by.
2
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Spinning plates?
  3. I'd like to check holiday items please!
  4. What else are you selling?
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
2

Player: What else are you selling?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. A watering can.
  3. A gardening trowel.
  4. A seed dibber.
  5. (See previous items)
  6. Forget it.
2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. What can you store?
  4. What do you do with the tools you're storing?
  5. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Player Moderators.
  3. Tell me about the Rules of Conduct.
  4. Can you give me a handy tip please?
2
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
2

Woodsman tutor: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

2

Player: I don't think Veos would want me to open his treasure. I should take it to him. If I remember right, he's docked at the northernmost pier in Port Sarim.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Now that I think about it, you're right!
  3. No, can't say that I have.
2

Player: Now that I think about it, you're right!

2

Sloane: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

2

Fayeth: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Fairy: I'm afraid I can't stop to chat. I've just been told to get ready to go to Etceteria for some reason or other!

2

Player: Oh dear. I hope you can sort them out by yourself.

2

Player: No, can't say that I have.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Would you like to trade?
  3. Where do I get rarer seeds from?
  4. About the recent bank robbery...
2

Hickton: Most certainly, and free of charge!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Is there anything I can do for you?
  3. Could you check my items for junk, please?
  4. I'd just like to ask you something.
1

Player: Okay Amik, thanks for explaining!

1

Player: Great, thanks!

1

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
1

Player: Thank you.

1

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
1
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
1

Player: Yes.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
1

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

1

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

1

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1

King Narnode Shareen: Well, I'm sure that your magical research skills will help you there. Good luck!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Arceuus
  3. Hosidius
  4. Lovakengj
  5. I want the colours you're wearing.
  6. MORE
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy elemental runes.
  5. Buy other runes.
  6. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
1

Imiago: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. Er... Nothing...
1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Want to fetch the stick, rock? Of course you do...

1

Player: Okay, I'll try to be.

1

Eluned:

1

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
1

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
1

Player: Hello there.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there something I can do to help out?
  3. What will you do here in Burgh de Rott?
  4. Why re-establish contact with the Sanguinesti region?
  5. Why ask Misthalin for some help?
  6. Okay, thanks.
1

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

1

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

1

Ruantun: Yesss, of courssse... There you are, put it to good usssse...

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Some plant cure.
  3. A bucket of compost.
  4. A rake.
  5. A plant pot.
  6. (See more items)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
1

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

1

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

1

Fayeth: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

1

Player: The Fairy Queen was in an enchanted sleep, because the Tanglefoot had taken the secateurs that contained her magic. I fought and killed the Tanglefoot and have given the Godfather the Fairy Queen's secateurs. She'll

1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Seed dibber
  3. Watering can
  4. Secateurs
  5. More...
1

Freaky Forester: You get lederhosen legs for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another cloak?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: Hello Martin, you must be the slowest gardener in the world! I don't suppose those crops have grown yet?

1

Martin the Master Gardener: You told me that you'd solved the problems of the Gardening Group's members, well I've planted loads of seeds since then and there's no doubt that even more plants are dying!

1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't think I'm strong enough to enter then.
  3. Well that is a risk I will have to take.
1

Player: Well that is a risk I will have to take.

1

Squirrel: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

King Roald: I never thought I would live to see the day when someone came forward to claim this reward!

1

King Roald: I heard that you found half the shield, so I will give you half of the bounty. That comes to exactly 600gp!

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, I'll help with your graves.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Leo: Here, I'll take you back to where I found you, and give you your reward.

1

Player: Dig up these healthy plants? Why would I want to do that?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Any advice for an advanced woodcutter?
  3. Tell me about different trees and axes.
  4. What is that cape you're wearing?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.

1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Remove X pages.
  4. Empty book.
1

Crone: Good luck with that.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

1

Auguste: For all your hard work, I give you this jacket and cap for future ballooning adventures.

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Shamus: Ha! Look at yer! Look at the stupid elephant who tries to go catching a leprechaun when he don't even be knowing what he wants!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
1

Player: Fair enough.

1

Fairy: Have you got any idea where Burthorpe is? The co- ordinator says I need to go there and paint all the leaves yellow, but I've never heard of that place!

1

Fairy Queen: Zanaris is a meeting point of cultures. Those from many worlds converge here to exchange knowledge and goods.

1

Player: I'm not climbing that without a good reason. I might scrape my lovely hands on the rough ladder.

1

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

1

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 3 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1

Sedridor: Best of luck with your quest, %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  4. Cancel.
1

Ava: pretty close.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I must make a disguise. What do you suggest?
  3. What can I do with the guards?
  4. I will go and get the rest of the escape equipment.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ah, I see. You must have been very skillful.
  3. That's great, are you sure they will pay?
  4. Can you be sure they will not try to get him out?
  5. I should not disturb someone as tough as you.
1

Lady Keli: You are welcome, run along now, I am very busy.

1

Fairy Fixit: trying to reach. I could fix it by replacing the fizgog and the whosprangit, I've put in a request for some new parts but they're pretty hard to get hold of, it seems.

1

Fairy chef: That's alright, honey. You look a bit thin anyway. Take it if you need it.

1

Player: Me? No, I'm afraid you must have me confused with somebody else!

1

Martin the Master Gardener: I could have sworn ...

1

Martin the Master Gardener: It all seemed to start about a month ago. I grow roses, you know?

1

Martin the Master Gardener: What? Oh sorry.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: I'd like you to find out what is causing this terrible problem and to try and rectify whatever the problem is.

1

Frizzy Skernip: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

1

Player: What are you selling?

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Hmm, that's an interesting idea. Now that I think about it that does make some sense. Yes, maybe you should talk to a fairy about it.

1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
1

Fairy Nuff: I believe he now resides in the Dark Wizard's tower near Falador, and %USERNAME%, please hurry. I fear the Queen doesn't have much time left!

1

Frizzy Skernip: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Frizzy Skernip: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Dunstan: I have very little to offer you in way of thanks, but perhaps you will accept this family heirloom. It was found by my great-great-grandfather, but we still don't have any idea what it does.

1

Player: Maybe another time.

1
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Veronica: Well done.

1

Player: Awesome. Anything else I should know?

1

Ava: Go and talk to the Witch next door.

1

Player: I definitely have!

1

Player: I want another set. Here's 99,000 coins.

1

Yulf Squecks: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Assistant: I'm sorry, no weapons or armour may be worn to Entrana. Come back when you have laid them down.

1

Co-ordinator: Sorry, I don't have time for idle chit-chat, I need to find a Winter Fairy to send to Trollheim!

1

Diango: The crate was marked 'Dragon Plates'. Apparently they thought it was some kind of armour, when really it's just a plate with a dragon on it!

1

Player: Yes, that sounds like a fair price.

1

:

1

Player: You pick the warrior's pocket.

1

Player: Great, thanks very much.

1

Francis: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Player: Sure, not many people own one.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Will you pay me for another crate full?
  3. Thank you, I'll be on my way
  4. So where are these bananas going to be delivered to?
  5. That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
1

Veos: Certainly! I hope you don't get seasick, it's a long voyage.

1

Fairy chef: 'Ello, sugar. I'm afraid I can't gossip right now, I've got a cake in the oven.

1

Mandy: Here, I found these in the wardrobe when I was seeing to my wound. I don't want them so please, take them...

1

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

1

Tool Leprechaun: A cabbage? Don't ye go showing me yer cabbage; this whole farm stinks of the things! Take it away and get it exchanged somewhere else.

1

Hatius Cosaintus: Toodles.

1

Ava: death in that brave ranger way.

1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen hat for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Arceuus
1

Estate agent: Your house is already there!

1

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Where can I get that?
  3. Right, I'll see you later.
1

Player: Right, I'll see you later.

1
  1. Remove all placeholders from the seed vault?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ellamaria: You must go at once and converse with the wise old man who is said to dwell in Draynor Village; he may guide you in mastering this delicate and sophisticated ability.

1

Player: Don't worry, I'm working on it.

1

Player: Oh no, the kitten has run off!

1

Ellamaria: Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.

1

Player: Okay. Sounds like a challenge.

1

Guard: Oi!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see your wares?
  3. Sorry I'm not into magic.
1
  1. Status: 2 charges left.
  2. Break the amulet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Morgan: Please hurry! Every day we live in fear that we will be the vampyre's next victim!

1

Surgeon General Tafani: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Wise Old Man: Funny, I thought you would take the chance to test the power of the ring on me! No matter - leave me be now, I have important surveillance duties to carry out.

1

Ignatius Vulcan: I'm sure you'll look hot in that cape.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Ah yes, this is a Cape of Accomplishment, available only to those who complete every single Achievement Diary.

1

Gatekeeper: No tax, no entry.

1
  1. Is there anything else you want to ask?
  2. What's in Puro-Puro?
  3. So what are these implings then?
  4. No, bye!
1

Wandering impling: Oh well. I don't know what you humans call these places. Let me show you.

1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Please wait...
1

Fayeth: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Player: Anyway, this must be the treasure that Veos is after. I should take it to him. If I remember right, he's docked at the northernmost pier in Port Sarim.

1

Miss Schism: Oooh, my dear, have you heard the news?

1

Achietties: Maybe go and find someone who knows a lot about fishing?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's a nice cape - please tell me about it.
  3. Goodbye!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. Not today
1

Fairy: Err, hello. Do you have any idea what a Winter Fairy actually does?

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ye must be dafter than ye look if ye likes luggin' yer tools everywhere ye goes!

1

Thurgo: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Master fisher: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1
  1. Runecraft cape(t)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the guild.
  3. Tell me about yourself.
  4. I'd like a farming contract.
  5. I'm just passing by.
1

Player: But, unfortunately, I don't have enough money with me.

1

Guard: Ooooch!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Please wait...
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1

Ava: Here's my shop.

1

Ava: You need to fetch 2 undead chickens for me to use in my redecoration. It's not rocket science.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, ye be wantin' to ask Shamus if ye wants to knows about fairies. He be living up a tree somewhere near Draynor Village. Last I heard, he were wailin' about some biggun tryin' to chop his tree down!

1
  1. Snapdragon seed: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Fairy: Sorry, I can't talk I'm looking for Sarah-Jane!

1

Jail guard: Thanks, I appreciate that. Talking on duty can be punishable by having your mouth stitched up. These are tough people, no mistake.

1

Player: I see you've got your telescope pointing at the Wizards' Tower.

1

Tegid: You monster! Take the robes and leave this place!

1

Treznor: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Fairy: Oh, pity. Neither do I, but I'm supposed to be one this week.

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Co-ordinator: Sorry, I don't have time for idle chit-chat, I need to send an Autumn Fairy off to Burthorpe!

1

Fairy Nuff: Maybe to you, but you'd be surprised how many adventurer's are willing to pay those prices.

1

Player: Well I'll be watching you...

1

Player: Yes, what are you selling?

1

Leela: Thank you, Al-Kharid will forever owe you for your help. I think that if there is ever anything that needs to be done, you will be someone they can rely on.

1

Morgan: Thank you, thank you! You will always be a hero in our village!

1

Elstan: I want one sack of potatoes for that.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Go chat to some other group members. Maybe somebody has a different idea.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: All right! All right! You're absolutely right! I never said there was a problem with anybody using my plots. Besides we get part of our income from watching crops for adventurers. I'm afraid that our problem is

1

Martin the Master Gardener: something totally different.

1

Player: I think I'll stay down here a bit longer.

1

Ajjat: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1
  1. Quest point cape: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Olivia: The Master Farmers usually carry a few rare seeds around with them, although I don't know if they'd want to part with them for any price to be honest.

1

Miss Schism: Oh, really? Well, do keep an eye on him - I just KNOW he's planning something...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Please wait...
1

Elstan: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1

Bolongo: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1

Martin the Master Gardener: Unfortunately all Skillcapes are only available with a free hood, it's part of a skill promotion deal; buy one get one free, you know. So you'll need to free up some inventory space before I can sell you one.

1

Prissy Scilla: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1
  1. Would you like to see Olivia's stock?
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Vasquen: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Good idea, but I spray my crops with insecticide every week. No, that's not the problem.

1

Next

Player: Hello Martin, you must be the slowest gardener in the world! I don't suppose those crops have grown yet?

968

Martin the Master Gardener: Hello, %USERNAME%, you look familiar. Didn't I catch you going through my pockets not that long ago?

939

Player: I've solved your problems! I've returned the Fairy Queen's magical essence!

903

Martin the Master Gardener: Hello again, %USERNAME%. How are you getting on with solving the Gardening Group's problems?

811

Player: Can I buy a Skillcape of Farming from you?

560

Player: So, have your vegetables grown yet?

443
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
431

Player: What is that cape that you're wearing?

232
  1. Select an Option
  2. Skillcape
  3. Hood
156

Martin the Master Gardener: I can't chat now, I have too many things to worry about.

106

Martin the Master Gardener: Hello again, %USERNAME%. Our crops are still failing. Please do something fast, the food reserves are starting to fail. People will start to realise that there is an imminent food crisis soon!

73

Player: Okay, this time I've really solved your problems! I've woken up the Fairy Queen!

59

Martin the Master Gardener: Have you spoken to any other members of the Gardening Group yet?

49

Player: Apparently the seasons are all mixed up. Late summers and early winters. I don't know what I can do to solve that problem though.

27

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

22

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm not paying that!
  3. Sure, not many people own one.
14

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

13

Player: I don't think Veos would want me to open his treasure. I should take it to him. If I remember right, he's docked at the northernmost pier in Port Sarim.

13

Martin the Master Gardener: Hello again, %USERNAME%. Our crops are still failing. Please do something fast or we will all go out of business.

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
11

Player: You fail to pick Martin's pocket.

10

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

9

Player: Hmmmm... Must have been the wind.

8

Martin the Master Gardener: Stop being so impatient, %USERNAME%. They'll grow in their own good time - come back later.

6

Olivia: Would you like to trade in seeds?

4

Player: One of your members is implying that the gardener's problems are all caused by adventurers using the plots. I would like to point out that these plots are communal property and that we have as much right as anyone to

4

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

3

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
3

Veos: Hello there.

3

Martin the Master Gardener: Of course, fellow farmer. If you wear this cape you'll receive increased yields from your herbs. That'll be 99000 coins.

3

Martin the Master Gardener: Hmm, right. You'll forgive me if I reserve judgement on this until I actually have some crops grow.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
2

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
2

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

2
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
2

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

2

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

2

Bank guard: Yes?

2

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

2

Player: The Fairy Queen was in an enchanted sleep, because the Tanglefoot had taken the secateurs that contained her magic. I fought and killed the Tanglefoot and have given the Godfather the Fairy Queen's secateurs. She'll

2

Player: What? What are you talking about?

2

Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

2

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

2

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

2

Aggie: What can I help you with?

2

Martin the Master Gardener: Why is that?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. So, are you selling something?
  3. 'Ello
  4. I've returned with good news.
2

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Player: Hello.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hello Veos.

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

1

Player: I think it wants some attention.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

1

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

1

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Unferth: Hello, I see you have a cat.

1

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

1

Martin the Master Gardener: What are you talking about?

1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Well, you've got a nerve showing up around here again!

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

1

Reldo: Hello stranger.

1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Dr Jekyll: Sorry, I'm trying to get a herb from %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Father Aereck: Thank you for getting rid of that awful ghost for me! May Saradomin always smile upon you!

1

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

1

Player: Me? No, I'm afraid you must have me confused with somebody else!

1

Martin the Master Gardener: I could have sworn ...

1

Player: Who are you? Where's the Fairy Queen? What's going on here? Where's the Fairy Queen's throne gone?

1

Gatekeeper: You may not pass through this door without paying the trading tax.

1

Elstan: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Veronica: Well done.

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Endurance (normal)
1

Player: Don't worry, I'm working on it.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Please hurry. Things are getting dire!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1

Morgan: How are you doing with the quest?

1

Guard: Ordinary members aren't allowed down here! You should get back upstairs.

1

Chaeldar: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Vannaka under Edgeville.

1

Slim Louie: Da Boss is a busy fairy! He don' have time to talk to yous humans. Vamoose!

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Would you like to trade?
  3. Where do I get rarer seeds from?
  4. About the recent bank robbery...
1
  1. Quest point cape: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Martin the Master Gardener: Stop being so impatient, xPmzGQhXDaRF. They'll grow in their own good time - come back later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Please wait...
1

Player: Insects! You need to get rid of the insects! They're eating the crops.

1