DIALOGUE_NPC (8076)

Uri: Actions have consequences.

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Player: What?

170
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
123
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
112

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

104
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
102
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
102
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
87

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

79
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
68
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
65
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
61

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

61

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

60
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
37
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
35
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
34
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
32

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

28
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
26
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
25

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

24
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
18

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

17

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

17

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

17
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
17
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
17

Shantay: Well done.

17
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
16

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

16

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

16

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
15

Eohric: Correct!

15

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

15

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

15

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

15

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

14

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

14

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

14

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

14

Edmond: Sounds good!

14

Squire: Correct!

14

Gabooty: Sounds right!

14

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

14

Nicholas: Correct!

14

Captain Ginea: Correct!

14

Cook: Well done.

14
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
14

Dominic Onion: Correct!

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
13

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

13
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
13

King Roald: Correct!

13

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

13

Hickton: Correct!

13

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
12

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

12

Flax keeper: Correct!

12

Dockmaster: Correct!

12

Aretha: Correct!

12

Horphis: Correct!

12

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

12
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
11

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

11

Baraek: Correct.

11

Luthas: Congratulations.

11

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

11

Cook: Cheers!

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
11

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

11

Brimstail: Well done!

11

Kaylee: Correct!

11

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

11

Uri: Loser says what.

11

Roavar: Here you go!

11

Uri: Can you stand me?

11

Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

11

Lowe: Here you go!

11
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

10

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

10

Traiborn: Spot on!

10

Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
10

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

10

Uri: I have a story about that.

10

Dunstan: Correct!

10
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
10

Oracle: That's right, well done!

10

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

10

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

9
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
9

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

9

Caroline: Thank you so much!

9

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

9

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

9

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

9

Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

9

Sir Kay: Correct!

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
9

Hunding: Well done.

9

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

9

Jethick: Spot on!

9
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
8

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

8

Gallow: Correct!

8
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
8

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

8

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

8

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

8

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

8

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

8

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

8

Steve: I believe you're right!

8

Jokul: You are unusually helpful for an outerlander, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

8

Player: It's full of dead fish!

8

Player: Okay, have a bite.

7

Uri: *sneezes* What?

7

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
7

Madame Caldarium: Correct!

7

Taria: Correct!

7

Uri: What's cheese?

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
7

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

7

Father Aereck: Correct!

7

Karim: Correct!

7

Hajedy: Well done.

7

Marisi: Correct!

7

Drezel: Correct!

7

Hans: Well done.

7

Gerrant: You've done it!

7
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
6
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
6
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
6

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

6

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

6
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
6

Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

6

Fycie: Human done good!

6

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

6

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

6

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

6
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
6

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

6

Gertrude: Well done.

6

Fortunato: Well done.

6

Squire: OK, here you go.

6

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

6

Apothecary: Well done.

6

Mawrth: Here, have this.

6

Doric: Well done.

6

Hairdresser: Well done.

5

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

5

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

5

Candle maker: Here, have this.

5

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

5

Chemist: Well done, have this.

5

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

5

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
5

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

5

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

5

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

5

The Face: Here you go.

5

Bartender: Nicely solved!

5

Evil Dave: Spot on!

5

Logosia: Shhhh!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
5

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can you tell me the price of an item?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
5
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Eluned: Spot on!

4
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
4
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Dark mage: Spot on!

4
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
4
  1. Recharge the sceptre with...
  2. Gold artefacts?
  3. Stone artefacts?
  4. Pottery and Ivory artefacts?
  5. Actually, I'm more interested in plundering the tombs.
4

Player: Hello again.

4

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

4

Doomsayer: Spot on!

4

Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

4

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

4

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

4

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

4

Ellena: Excellent work!

4

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

4

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

4

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

4

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

4

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Sedridor: Well done.

4

Wilough: Thanks mister!

4

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

4
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

4

Clerris: Correct!

4

Femi: Well done!

4

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

4

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

4

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

4

Jungle forester: Of course. I am hungry.

4

Barker: Here, have this.

4

Player: Hello.

3
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3

Horacio: Here, have this.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
3

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

3

Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
3

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Player: Hi!

3

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

3

Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

3

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

3
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
3

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

3

King Percival: Spot on!

3

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

3

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

3

Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

3

Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Brother Omad: Spot on!

3

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

3

Saniboch: Excellent work!

3

Miner Magnus: Spot on!

3

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

3

Thorgel: Here you go.

3

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3

Turael: Very well done, take this.

3

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

3

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

3

Vannaka: Here, have this.

3

Charles: Very well done, take this.

3

Ned: Well done!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
3
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
3

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm going to stop looking for temple, sun and moon pages.
  3. Something else.
3

Noterazzo: Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find.

3

Thormac: Yes, it'll cost you 30,000 coins for the materials needed though. Which sort of staff did you want enchanting?

3
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
3

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

2

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

2

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

2

General Hining: You have done well.

2

Player: Thank you.

2

Watson: Thank you very much.

2

Spirit tree: You're already here.

2
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

2

Oneiromancer: Well done.

2

Goreu: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

2

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

2

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

2

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

2

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

2
  1. Are you really sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I wish to enter the unknown.
  3. No, I fear the unknown perils.
2

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2

Ranael: Well done.

2

Gaius: Here you go.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2

Player: Hello there.

2

Player: I think it's hungry!

2

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

2

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

2

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

2

Player: And I thought snow was soft...

2

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

2

Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

2

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

2

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

2

Cook: Very well done, take this.

2

Player: Can I come through this gate?

2

Wood Dryad: Heehee, what a strange question, that's because I'm a Wood Dryad.

2
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
2

Player: Tell me about it...

2

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

2

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

2

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

2

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
2

Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

2

Mandrith: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Donovan the Family Handyman: Thank you for all your help in solving the murder.

2

Wilough: Thanks miss!

2

Player: Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.

2

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

2

Larrissa: Oh! Thank you so much for all of your help in rescuing my darling Jossik!

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
2

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

2

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
2
  1. Teleport to level 32 Wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Mandrith: Well done.

2

Thessalia: Do you want to buy any fine clothes?

2

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

2

Guard Vemmeldo: Well done!

2

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

2

Player: Don't worry, I know how to take care of myself.

2

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks.
  3. Well, I'll have a look, at least.
2
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Gypsy Aris: Greetings young one.

2

Thessalia: A makeover costs 500 coins.

2

Digsite workman: Oi! What do you think you're doing? There's fragile specimens around here!

2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. The vyrewatch wants an answer!
  2. Okay, have a bite. (Offer a blood tithe).
  3. Send me to the mines! (Do a bit of menial work)
  4. Give me your best shot, you evil bloodsucker! (Fight to the death)
  5. Hey, look over there! (Distract and sneak away).
1

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
1
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sir, yes sir!
  3. No thanks, I'm not interested.
1

Sergeant Damien: Well I'll be, you actually did it, Private. Now take this and get out of my sight.

1

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Demon butler: Master, I have returned with what you asked me to retrieve.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
1

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

1

Ghommal: Ghommal welcome you to Warrior Guild!

1

Player: Umm.. thank you, I think.

1

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

1

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
1

Soldier: Are you here to fight the lizardmen? Be careful - they're fierce!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
1

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

1

Player: Yes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

1
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Hello!

1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

1
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Honour guard: Hail, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Player: Thanks!

1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
1

Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
1
  1. Make sure you've collected all your stuff!
  2. Leave the Theatre.
  3. Stay in the Theatre.
1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Serpentine
  3. Electric
  4. Extinguished
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's your story?
  3. Looking for any help?
  4. I'll be on my way.
1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Wanderer: Don't blink.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

1

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
1

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Your magical prowess... it is most impressive.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Examiner: Correct! Well done!

1
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1

Simon Templeton: Good on ya, mate!

1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

1

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

1

Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
1

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another set of Morytania legs?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Daer Krand: Good work!

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1

Guardian mummy: You need to have 6 gold artefacts to recharge your sceptre.

1
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

1

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Player: Yes, that sounds helpful!

1

Player: Although it was a little softer than that rock I hit.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Player: OK, sounds good.

1

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Easy Rewards.
  3. Medium Rewards.
  4. Hard Rewards.
  5. Elite Rewards.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please. What are you selling?
  3. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1

Player: What the...! It's Bouncer, Khazard's hell hound.

1

Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

1

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I'd like to go to Brimhaven.

1

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

1

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

1

Arhein: Well done, matey!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1

Awowogei: Spot on!

1

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Barbarian guard: 'Ello friend. I see you're drinking like a barbarian - do you want to stop smashing your vials when you finish them?

1

Sawmill operator: You'll need to bring me some more logs.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Mandrith: My name is Mandrith.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Zulrah.
  3. I'm off.
1

Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Hi, why do you have twigs growing out of you?

1

Player: Hey, who're you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Cecilia: Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland?

1

Cecilia: Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels!

1

Wise Old Man: Have fun with it.

1

Nieve: I believe you're right!

1

Player: Of course.

1
  1. You can only own one of these. Recharge jar generator?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
1

Eluned: I'm afraid you don't have enough money.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: That looks disgusting, but it's what the cook asked for...

1

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

1

Player: Now what was that all about? Did any of that really happen?

1

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

1

Player: Yes, have you got anything for me?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
1

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

1

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

1

My Arm: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

1

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

1

Player: Hello there. Who are you?

1
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
1

Bill Teach: Then here, have this other copy I dug up.

1

Bill Teach: If yer after a lift go to the ship and I'll take ye where ye want to go.

1

Captain Tobias: Correct!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Farmer Fromund: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1

Romeo: Her cousin and I are getting on well though. Thanks for your help.

1

Elven Scout:

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1

Player: Ok. Err...have a nice break.

1

Freaky Forester: You get some money for your help, many thanks!

1

Oronwen: Well done.

1

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental mind shield.
  3. An elemental mind helm.
1

Karim: Would you like to buy a nice kebab? Only one gold.

1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No I'm really too busy.
  3. Ok
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some avantoe for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Flax keeper: Thank you. I must get back to work. You never know when a great flax harvest will begin!

1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Siegfried Erkle: Hello there and welcome to the shop of useful items. Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange the book for teleport scrolls
  3. Don't exchange the book
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's a thingummywut?
  3. Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
1

Veronica: Well done.

1

Player: Okay, thanks Veos.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

1

Guard: I said stay there, outerlander! You're not welcome in our camp.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
1

Brian: Well done.

1

Skotos: *Sighs* Nae. But thine is well and truly cooked.

1

Watson: I still need an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Barbarian guard: 'Ello friend. Do you want me to show you how to smash your vials when you finish drinking them?

1

Regath: Nice work!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's going on here?
  3. What can I do with saltpetre?
  4. Have you got a spare spade?
  5. I'll leave you to work.
1

Old crone: Well done.

1

Diango: Well, it looks as if you already have everything!

1

Dr Jekyll: I'll be off now.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave the laboratory?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Jungle forester: You might like to use that when you get into the Kharazi jungle, it might attract more natives...

1

Ali Morrisane: Hang on a second while I get the garments.

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1

Player: Ok, I'll pay 100 trading sticks to enter.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
1

Priest: Good day, adventurer. I must thank you for protecting our high priest. Word has it that it was quite the battle.

1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Holy symbol
  3. Tiara
  4. Bracelet
  5. More...
1

Kangai Mau: Many greetings esteemed thief.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me? I'm injured.
  3. Isn't this place built a bit out the way?
1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Party Pete: Hi! I'm Party Pete. Welcome to the Party Room!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why are all these souls here?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. I've been reading your book...
  5. Okay, I'm respecting the souls.
1

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 25 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what's this room for?
  3. What's the big lever over there for?
  4. What's the gold chest for?
  5. Have you always been here in Falador?
  6. I wanna party!
1

Giles: I must be leaving now.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 640 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is an Old School Bond?
  3. How do I buy an Old School Bond in game?
  4. How do I turn an Old School Bond into membership?
  5. How much membership do I get from an Old School bond?
  6. More options...
1

Player: Shouldn't a prince only have two heads?

1

Steve: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice herself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1

Radimus Erkle: One of our other members visited the Kharazi Jungle, following in your illustrious footsteps, and they found some weird daggers. Would you like one?

1

Mine cart driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: Siphon the ether into a Crystal bow please.

1

Master fisher: Hello, I'm afraid only the top fishers are allowed to use our premier fishing facilities.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: This is fun!

1

Player: I haven't seen Monkey Minders here before...

1
  1. Karamja gloves 4: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Pete, what are you doing out here in the deep wilderness?

1

Father Aereck: Sorry, I only had the one quest.

1

Flynn: Hello. Do you want to buy or sell any maces?

1

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid you

1

TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you have to trade?
  3. What did you call me?
  4. No I'm fine thanks.
1

Player: Why the grizzly face?

1

TzHaar-Hur-Tel: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: I didn't realise gnomes were interested in magic.

1

Player: Hello how are you?

1

General Hining: There is no great hero left to fight back the forces that face us now... Go, leave, prepare for the darkness. While you still have time!

1
  1. Kandarin headgear 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Woman: Come back to me soon and we can talk again about trees!

1
  1. Do you wish to...
  2. Take a new key.
  3. Leave the new key.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 2,050 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Can I use this garden for my own farming?

1

Researcher: Hello there! I heard all about your big find; well done!

1

Player: Thanks... and try to lighten up a bit, alright?

1

Player: Well... not as such, but I unleashed a powerful demon from its tomb in return for unbelievable magical power.

1
  1. Set Tai Bwo Wannai teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Jokul: Don't bother me.

1

Observatory assistant: You may want to check out the book on the table, and perhaps look around for a grave...

1

Radimus Erkle: That's nice. Excuse me now, I have other matters to attend to. Please feel free to explore the rest of the building.

1

Fycie: Thanks for da chompy, it was deloverly!

1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Postie Pete: You're doing it on purpose now aren't you? Please leave me alone!

1

Player: Let's see what you have.

1

Lanthus: Sure, here you go.

1
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Cannon stand: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Please wait...
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Me too!

1
  1. Exchange all of your Tattered sun page's, Tattered moon page's
    and Tattered temple page's for 33,000 coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Next

Player: What?

3625

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

86
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
83
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
77
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
69
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
69
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
58

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

56
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
49
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
37
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
32
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
27
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
25

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

22

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

21
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
19

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

19
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
17
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
16

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

16

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

15

Baraek: I must ask you something...

15

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

15

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

15

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

14

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

14

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
13

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

13

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

13

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

13

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

13

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

13

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

13

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

13

Uri: Loser says what.

13

Lowe: Here you go!

13

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

12

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

12

Fycie: Human done good!

12

Squire: I have a question for you.

12

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

12

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

12

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

11

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

11

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

10

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

10

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

10

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

10

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

10

Edmond: Can I help you?

10

Gallow: I have a question for you.

10

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

10

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

10

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

10

Roavar: Here you go!

10

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

10

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

10

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

10

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

10

Cook: Well done.

10

Taria: I have a question for you.

9

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
9

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

9

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

9

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

9

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

9

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

9

Marisi: I have a question for you.

9

Hickton: I have a question for you.

9

Arhein: Well done, matey!

9

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

9

Clerris: I have a question for you.

9

Uri: *sneezes* What?

8

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

8

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

8

Uri: What's cheese?

8

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

8

Brimstail: Well done!

8

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

8

Hajedy: Well done.

8

Uri: Can you stand me?

8

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

8

Femi: Well done!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
7

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

7

Gaius: Here you go.

7

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

7

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

7

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

7

Ned: Well done!

7

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

6

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
6

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

6

Luthas: Congratulations.

6

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
6

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

6

Uri: I have a story about that.

6

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

6

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

6

Aretha: I have a question for you.

6

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

6

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

6

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

6

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

6

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

6

Chemist: Well done, have this.

6

Shantay: Well done.

6

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

6

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

6

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

6

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

6

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

6

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

6

Vannaka: Here, have this.

6

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

6

Eohric: I have a question for you.

5

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

5
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
5

Hans: Well done, here you go.

5

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

5

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

5

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
5

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

5

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

5

Charles: Very well done, take this.

5

Bartender: Nicely solved!

5

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

5

Player: Hello.

4

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
4

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
4

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

4

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

4

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

4
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

4
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
4
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

4

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

4

Horphis: I have a question for you.

4

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

4

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

4

Cook: Very well done, take this.

4

Turael: Very well done, take this.

4

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

4

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

4

Brian: Well done.

4
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3

Spirit tree: You're already here.

3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
3
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
3

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

3

Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.

3

Player: Hello there.

3

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

3

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

3

Candle maker: Here, have this.

3

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

3

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

3

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
3

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

3

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

3

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

3

Hans: Well done.

3

Gunnjorn: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

3

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

3

Gerrant: You've done it!

3

Genie: Here, have this.

3

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

3

Apothecary: Well done.

3

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

3

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
2

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
2

Player: Hi, I...

2

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

2

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
2
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
2

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

2

Oneiromancer: Answer this, please.

2

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
2

Ewesey: Here you go.

2

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

2

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
2

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

2

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

2

Player: Phew! I just made it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
2

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

2

Edward: Here, solve this.

2

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

2

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

2

Runolf: Here, solve this.

2

Juna: Here you go.

2

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

2

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

2

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

2

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

2

Hunding: Well done.

2

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

2

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
2
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

New recruit Tony: Here, solve this.

2

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

2

The Face: Here you go.

2

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2

Veronica: Well done.

2

Mawrth: Here, have this.

2

Mandrith: Answer this, please.

2

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

2

Simon Templeton: That's a nice looking artefact you got there mate. Gimme a chat and lemme explain what these are all about first!

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. Please wait...
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

1

Old Man Ral: Here, solve this.

1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: What's my current farming contract?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

1

Ghommal: Ghommal welcome you to Warrior Guild!

1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1

Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Juna: Tell me... a story...

1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
1

Player: Hello!

1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

1

Player: What is this place?

1
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Goreu: Here, solve this.

1

Radimus Erkle: Here, solve this.

1

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
1

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

1

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Player: I think the high priest mentioned something about needing a cat to enter the pyramid.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

1
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

1

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Kandarin headgear 4: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

1

Immenizz: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
1

Logosia: Here you go.

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

1

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*

1

Luminata: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
1

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

1

Primula: Here, solve this.

1

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

1

Werewolf: Good luck down there, my friend. Remember, to the west is the main agility course, while to the east is a skullball course.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

1
  1. Choose a respawn destination.
  2. Ardougne.
  3. Falador - Default
1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

1

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

1
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
1

Jossik: No... you do not understand...

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

1

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

1

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Quest Point Cape.
  3. Something else.
1

Player: Have you ever seen a blue panda before?

1

Player: Hello, my name is %USERNAME%. Who are you?

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

1
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Ghommal: Here you go.

1

Key Master: Here you go.

1

Squire: Hello friend! Many thanks for all of your help! Vyvin never even realised it was a different sword, and I still have my job!

1

Thorgel: Here you go.

1

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

1

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

1

Legends guard: ! ! ! Attention ! ! !

1

Mandrith: Here, solve this.

1

Squire: OK, here you go.

1

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

1

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
1

Player: Greetings!

1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

1

Player: What's Kraken?

1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Player: ... but Lord Drakan was too strong, and we were unable to defeat him. The Myreque were defeated and Safalaan was taken!

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1

Make-over mage: Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance!

1

Vestri: Hmmph. What do you want?

1
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
1

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

1

Barge foreman: Thanks for all your help, %USERNAME%.

1

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Rune helm (h1)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
1

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

1
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Hafuba: Welcome to the temple of Marimbo, child. In less busy times I would bless you, but I have not the luxury of free time at the moment.

1

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

1

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
1

Barbarian: Wanna fight?

1
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ignatius Vulcan: Can I help you at all?

1

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

1
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Regath: I have a question for you.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Greetings, friend. I trust all is well with you? Yanille is safe at last!

1

Bob: You don't have anything I can repair.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1

Doric: Well done.

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1

Surok Magis: You have foiled my plans, %USERNAME%... I obviously underestimated you.

1

Guard Vemmeldo: Please help me with this!

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 25 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Barker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Which would you like to take?
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Both
1

Roavar: Here ya go pal. Enjoy!

1
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Fernahei: Welcome to Fernahei's Fishing Shop Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Ambassador Spanfipple: It's all very white round here, isn't it?

1

Player: How are your grapes coming along?

1

Bugs: Dad says you can get a lift to Karamja with us if you want? But you's gives us two chompy first!

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe?

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 340 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Gossip: Well, this has certainly been exciting! The Sinclairs under house arrest, Morgan Le Faye attempting yet again to interfere with King Arthur and Merlin, and even the Black Knights sticking their noses into it.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1

Player: Hello how are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Please wait...
1

Iron Man tutor: You're not an Iron Man. This armour is only for them.

1

Arhein: Hey buddy! Get away from my ship alright?

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel
1

Radimus Erkle: Please make yourself some space, I have something for you.

1
  1. Assignment: 48 x Hydras
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1