DIALOGUE_NPC (763)

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

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Player: Great, thanks!

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Fairy chef: Sorry dearie, no, but I have seen a sign with similar marks near the mysterious ruins. You know, the ones that lead you to the Cosmic Rune Altar.

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Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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Fairy Nuff: I believe he now resides in the Dark Wizard's tower near Falador, and %USERNAME%, please hurry. I fear the Queen doesn't have much time left!

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Player: ?

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Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Co-ordinator: human, you will need to be holding your dramen staff to activate the rings. Now I must get back to work, there is so much to do and so few fairies left to do it.

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Ork: Grunt! Smelly, stinky human! Urgh! Leave us alone before we hurt you.

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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
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Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

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Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

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Sheep: Hello, I've just finished composing my latest poem. Would you like to hear it?

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Gatekeeper: No tax, no entry.

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Fairy: Picking mushrooms near the forge will probably end quite badly for you.

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Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

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Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

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  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
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Player: Okay, great!

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Dr Jekyll: Thank you so much! Here, take this potion in return.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
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Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

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Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

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Fat Rocco: Don' say nuffin' to me! Say it to da boss!

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  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

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Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Kitten: Meow!

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Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

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Fairy: Have you got any idea where Burthorpe is? The co- ordinator says I need to go there and paint all the leaves yellow, but I've never heard of that place!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Why are you carrying that toolbox?
  3. I'm okay, thanks.
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Fairy Godfather: Den whatta are you doing-a back here? Go and-a search for her!

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Fairy Nuff: Sorry, I'm very busy and can't chat. If you want to know something go and talk to the Godfather.

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Chaeldar: I'll open the store for you.

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Chaeldar: Okay, we'll keep checking your combat level.

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

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Fairy chef: 'Ello, sugar. I'm afraid I can't gossip right now, I've got a cake in the oven.

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Chaeldar: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Fairy Aeryka: See you around!

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Elnock Inquisitor: Just push through the wheat that surrounds the centre of the maze and get catching!

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mogres.

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Fairy Fixit: They said you'd helped cure our Queen. I haven't got a lot of rewards to offer, but my enchantment scrolls might help if you're working with fairy rings in your home.

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Fairy: Sorry, I can't talk I'm looking for Sarah-Jane!

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Steve: You're still hunting mutated zygomites; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Fairy Nuff: Maybe to you, but you'd be surprised how many adventurer's are willing to pay those prices.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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Next

  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

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Gate Keeper: I've received orders to let you through if you want. Good luck.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
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Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!

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Gatekeeper: Hello, did you just come from the market gates? Are my brothers doing their job well? I do worry that they'll start letting people into the market for free without me being there to supervise them!

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Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

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Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the Fairy Queen?
  3. Where have all the fairies gone?
  4. Show the Godfather the Certificate!
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Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

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Fairy: Have you got any idea where Burthorpe is? The co- ordinator says I need to go there and paint all the leaves yellow, but I've never heard of that place!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. How do crops and such survive down here?
  3. What's so good about this place?
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Fairy Nuff: Sorry, I'm very busy and can't chat. If you want to know something go and talk to the Godfather.

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Gatekeeper: You may not pass through this door without paying the trading tax.

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Sheep: Hello, I've just finished composing my latest poem. Would you like to hear it?

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Player: Uh, you guys aren't fairies - what are you doing here?

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Fairy: Err, hello. Do you have any idea what a Winter Fairy actually does?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

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  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

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Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

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Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

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  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

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Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

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  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

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Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

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Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

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Fat Rocco: Don' say nuffin' to me! Say it to da boss!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

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Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

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Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

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Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

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Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

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Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

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Cyreg Paddlehorn: I'll have to charge you 10 gold to cover the loan of the boat. Is that okay?

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  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
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Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

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Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?

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Gujuo: Greetings Bwana... Why do you make such strange sounds and disturb the peace of the jungle?

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Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

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Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon.

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Player: Hello, my name is %USERNAME%. Who are you?

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Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

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Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

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Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

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Player: Do I know you?

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Gerrant: You've done it!

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Magic combat tutor: Hello there adventurer, I am the Magic combat tutor. Would you like to learn about magic combat, or perhaps how to make runes?

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Player: Can I have that gold now?

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Fairy Godfather: %USERNAME%, you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?

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Blaec: Wunnerful weather we're having today!

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Fairy chef: Oi you! Did you think I didn't see that? That's my chocolate bar, that is!

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Fairy shop keeper: Can I help you at all?

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Player: Who are you? Where's the Fairy Queen? What's going on here? Where's the Fairy Queen's throne gone?

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Player: Hello, I need your help.

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

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Nieve: 'Ello, can I help you?

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Captain Shanks: Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound?

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

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The Overseer: Yes, human?

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Dairy cow: What are yooo interrupting me for? Can't you see I'm working here?

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

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Wandering impling: Is it here? Is it there? Is it elsewhere?

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Player: Hey, thanks for all the information. It REALLY helped me out in finding the lost city of Zanaris and all.

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

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Chaeldar: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Fairy: Picking mushrooms near the forge will probably end quite badly for you.

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Fairy: I'm afraid I can't stop to chat. I've just been told to get ready to go to Etceteria for some reason or other!

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
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Fairy shop assistant: Can I help you at all?

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Chaeldar: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Chaeldar: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Fairy: I hope that the Queen wakes up soon, I want to go back home.

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Chaeldar: You're still hunting jellies; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Player: I've delivered your letter to Elstan, he told me to give you his regards.

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Krystilia: You're still hunting jungle horrors; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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