DIALOGUE_NPC (3154)

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

Previous

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

480

Necrovarus: ... pass into the next world.

291

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

168

Player: Okay, thanks Reldo.

139

Ghost disciple: Compliments of Morytania for your efforts throughout the tasks set.

72

Necrovarus: Please no! I will do whatever you say!!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
37

Velorina: Remember that once the Ectophial has been used you need to refill it from the Ectofuntus.

36

Gardener Ghost: Got it right 'ere in my pocket. Here you go.

31

Robin: You do not have enough space for both bonemeal and slime. Come back to me when you have space.

30
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
24
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
23

Silver merchant: Why not. I can't use it anyway. Try feeling its change in temperature as you walk around.

20

Dron: BE GONE!

17
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Ectofuntus for?
  3. Where do I get ectoplasm from?
  4. How do I grind bones?
  5. How do I receive Ectotokens?
  6. Thanks for your time.
15

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

12

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

12
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
11

Velorina: Of course you can, you have helped us more than we could ever have hoped.

9

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

8

Player: What?

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I brew ales?
  3. How do I brew cider?
  4. What do I do once my ale has matured?
  5. Do you have any spare ale yeast?
  6. That's all I need to know, thanks.
7

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

5

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

5

Velorina: This is an Ectophial. If you ever want to come back to Port Phasmatys, empty this on the floor beneath your feet, and you will be instantly teleported to the temple - the source of its power.

5

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

5

Ghost disciple: You already appear to own such a device, mortal.

5

Ghost captain: A return trip to Dragontooth Island costs 25 ectotokens.

5

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

4

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

4

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

4

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

4

Ghost disciple: Put bones of any type into the machine's hopper, and then turn the handle to grind them. You will need a pot to empty the machine of ground up bones.

4

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

4

Reldo: Port Phasmatys might be a good place to look. It's where most of the Morytania settlers wound up.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
3

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
3

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

3

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

3

Le-sabrè: See you later!

3

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

3

Player: Ooooh... my head...

3

Player: No problem.

3

Bill Teach: Thanks %USERNAME%. If ye need a lift back, just come see me.

3

Alice's husband: Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers.

3

Player: Okayyy. Thanks for the help Ava. See you later.

3

Fenkenstrain's Monster: Only one - please stop Fenkenstrain from carrying on his experiments, once and for all, so that no other poor soul has to endure suffering such as that of my people and I.

3

Player: Got to go, bye!

3

Jorral: Take a look at the artefacts in the new museum room. You may find something of interest.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. The History of the Outpost.
  3. The Times of Ardignas.
  4. The Mysterious Adventurer.
3

Gardener Ghost: E's dead, just like everyone else round 'ere ... 'cept for me.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
2

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

2

Oneiromancer: Well done.

2

Necrovarus: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another set of Morytania legs?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Player: What the... ?

2

Player: Wow... I'm lucky I wasn't seriously hurt!

2

Player: Quiet, evil priest!! If you try anything I will command you again, but this time it will be to throw yourself into the Endless Void for the rest of eternity.

2
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I am not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
  3. No, I think I need to go get one of these Icon things.
2

Mazchna: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? Or is there something else you need?

2

Player: I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu. I must go now.

2

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

2

Bert: Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.

2

Squirrel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Player: Quiz shows are stupid. Go away.

2

  1. Would you like to uncharge it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I thought you were going to pass over to the next world.
  3. Can I have another Ectophial?
2

Player: Thanks for your time.

2

Ghost villager: We do not talk to the warm-bloods.

2

Ghost disciple: This is the Ectofuntus, the most marvellous creation of Necrovarus, our glorious leader.

2

Pirate Pete: I may have a quest, but you don't look like you'd be able handle the kind of monsters I have problems with.

2

Ghost disciple: I have 70 ectotokens waiting for you mortal, but you do not have room in your inventory for them.

2

Silver merchant: You know you can use that enchanted key you have all over Gielinor. Who knows what you might find?

2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1

Player: Devices, please.

1

Player: Okay, have a bite.

1

Player: Yes please.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Player: Not yet.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ghost innkeeper: Oh, thank you. Be careful with that Robin, though - he's far too full of himself, that one.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: Thank you.

1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

1

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

1
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
1

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

1

Player: Bye!

1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Player: Okay, great!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Drezel: Please take this food to Filliman, he'll likely appreciate it. His home is somewhere in the southern end of Mort Myre. I don't know the exact location I'm afraid.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: Thanks!

1

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

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  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
1

Player: Let any ghost who so wishes pass on into the next world.

1

Velorina: You don't need to tell me %USERNAME%- I sensed the removal of Necrovarus's psychic barrier!

1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white lillies for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Imiago: I want 8 poison ivy berries for that.

1

Caroline: Thank you so much!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I use the Grand Exchange?
  3. I'd like to set up trade offers please.
  4. Can you help me with item sets?
  5. I'd like Exchange collection reminders on login, please.
  6. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Father Urhney: How careless can you get? Those things aren't easy to come by you know! It's a good job I've got a spare.

1

Player: Okay, I'll try to be.

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

1

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Selena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Hello there.

1

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

1

Candle maker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

1

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

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  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. Why are you so expensive?
  4. No thanks, I'm not interested.
1

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

1

Player: No!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Jorral: Be careful with it, the raw magic can damage you unexpectedly when you feel it.

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Horphis: Correct!

1

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

1

Player: Thank you!

1

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

1

Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Logosia: Here you go.

1

Sir Kay: Correct!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
1

Player: I wonder how old you are...

1

Juna: Your dedication to balance is astounding adventurer.

1

Odd Old Man: Come and see me if you lose either one, I have plenty more!

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Once you're done, press onwards to Varrock and seek an audience with King Roald. Express the desperate nature of the situation here and beg him to send troops.

1

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

1

Player: I'll take the colourful ones!

1

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

1

Awowogei: Spot on!

1

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Many thanks!

1

Hunding: Well done.

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

1
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

1

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.

1

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

1

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

1

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

1

Player: Do you have any spare ale yeast?

1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll read it.
  3. No, I don't want to read that.
  4. Search further...
1

Nulodion: Hello traveller, how's things?

1

Bill Teach: If yer after a lift go to the ship and I'll take ye where ye want to go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay!
  3. Not now
  4. Why do I get a headache every time I see you?
  5. Are you any relation to Party Pete?
1

Brother Tranquility: Anyway, the book of prayers he wrote was stored in the Edgeville Monastery, so you will need to go there and retrieve it. And quickly!

1

Farmer Fromund: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Bill Teach: I'm sure I won't.

1

Ghommal: Your gear so strong. Me impressed.

1

Player: I'm not climbing that without a good reason. I might scrape my lovely hands on the rough ladder.

1

Captain Braindeath: Thanks, lass. We'd never have managed without ye!

1

Player: It teleported...but didn't he say he was allergic...

1

Player: Oh dear, I do hope the doctor's reaction is not too violent.

1

Player: Very well then, I shall await my mystery prize with bated breath.

1

Player: I've not progressed at all, I'm afraid.

1

Old crone: Just being a good neighbour.

1

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you selling?
  3. Can you give me any Farming advice?
  4. I'm okay, thank you.
1

Player: Er, time for me to be off, I think.

1
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Caleb: You will find the rate you burn certain foods is much reduced whilst wearing these gauntlets.

1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1
  1. Which book would you like to read?
  2. Men are from Morytania, Women are from Lumbridge
  3. Chimney Sweeping on a Budget
  4. Handy Maggot Avoidance Techniques
  5. My Family and Other Zombies
1

Necrovarus: I should fry you for what you have done...

1

Kitten: I'm 10 months old.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A trader in Ardougne
  3. A ghost in Port Phasmatys
  4. A warrior in Rellekka
1

Woman-at-arms (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
1

Dr Fenkenstrain: When you have all the equipment I asked for, come and see me so we can begin the procedure.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
1

Player: Can I have another bonecrusher, please?

1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Is there anything to do around here?
  4. No thank you.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Where's Slepe?
  4. Why is it so expensive?
  5. I'll give you 1,000,000 coins for permanent access.
  6. No thank you.
1

Player: Well, possibly, but could I go to Mos Le'Harmless instead?

1

Pirate Pete: Nope. It's Braindeath island or nothing. Interested?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Why are you here?
  5. Can I fight these Lizardmen?
1

Player: Great, thanks very much.

1

Player: How do I leave?

1

Thirus: There you go, 20 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Player: Ok thanks, I'll go and get it.

1

Player: How do I repair the lightning conductor?

1

Surok Magis: You have foiled my plans, %USERNAME%... I obviously underestimated you.

1

Lanthus: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Captain Braindeath: Try hecklin' 'em from a distance. Those Swabs may talk a good fight, but if ye can put a scare in 'em they'll keep out of yer way!

1

Captain Braindeath: Thanks, lad. We'd never have managed without ye!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, it's very nice.
  3. So... who are you?
1

Jorral: You've got that right!

1

Ghost disciple: I have 130 ectotokens waiting for you mortal, but you do not have room in your inventory for them.

1

Ghost sailor: Aye, matey.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: What do you think you're doing???

1

Ghost disciple: What do you think you're doing? Get that away from the Ectofuntus!

1

Lyra: Speak to me when they are fully grown. You need not pick them for me, I will be able to assess your skills by simply watching you.

1

Player: Okay, suit yourself then.

1

Selena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Can I have another set of Morytania legs?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Dron: You have your answers, now go away!

1

Player: Okay, here's one million coins.

1

Hell-kitten: Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.

1

Father Aereck: Sorry, I only had the one quest.

1

Player: What is this strange fountain?

1

Reldo: Well you'd better find it again. These books are very valuable.

1

Ghost captain: As a matter of fact, it does seem a little expensive. 10 ectotokens it is then.

1

Player: How do I generate units of power?

1

Ghost shopkeeper: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Brother Jered: If you have a silver star, which is the holy symbol of Saradomin, then I can bless it. Then if you are wearing it, it will help you when you are praying.

1

Nature Spirit: Alright, my friend. Return to me when you have all that is required. I shall be waiting.

1

Player: Can you tell me anything about Fenkenstrain?

1

Pirate Pete: No idea whatsoever.

1

Guard: Nothing right now, we have it all under control.

1

Ulizius: Yes of course my friend, you seem to be able to handle yourself with those ghasts really well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Fenkenstrain.
  3. Do you know where a conductor mould is?
  4. What happened to your head?
1

Ghost disciple: For every unit of power produced we will give you five Ectotokens. These tokens can be used in Port Phasmatys to purchase various services, not least of which includes access through the main toll gates.

1

Purple Pewter Director: The Purple Pewter appreciates what you're doing, %USERNAME%.

1

Fenkenstrain's Monster: It has one other, extremely important use - it confuses the werewolves' senses, making them believe that they smell one of their own kind. Without the ring, Fenkenstrain will be at their mercy.

1

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am quite impressed by your equipment, but it's not the sort I'd recommend myself. Try more conventional forms of accuracy enhancement.

1

Player: Port Sarim last I 'eard.

1

Gadrin: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Ava: Can you head off and do adventurous stuff, please? I hear the Wilderness is fun this time of year.

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Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

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Velorina: You don't need to tell me %USERNAME%- I sensed the removal of Necrovarus's psychic barrier!

341

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

120

Player: Hello. Do you know anyone with the name Corvo?

118

Player: Hello. Are you Droalak?

79

Player: So, still here then?

54

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

49

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

47

Sarah: Hello.

38

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

34

Ghost captain: Would you like to visit Dragontooth Island? It is a most pleasant island in the sea between Morytania and the lands of the east. It'll cost you 25 ectotokens for the return trip.

30

Player: So did it work, then?

28

Ghost captain: A return trip to Dragontooth Island costs 25 ectotokens.

24

Player: Why are you still protesting? I have commanded Necrovarus to let you and your friends do as you like! There's no need for this anymore!

22
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
13
  1. Select an Option
  2. I thought you were going to pass over to the next world.
  3. Can I have another Ectophial?
13

Ghost shopkeeper: Can I help you at all?

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
9

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
9

Player: I have delivered the scroll, you can rest in peace now.

9

Ghost villager: We do not talk to the warm-bloods.

8

Player: Hello there!

7

Robin: Here you go.

7

Player: If you don't mind me asking, are you Melina?

7

Ghost villager: What do you want, mortal?

7

Player: Hello, I wonder if you could help me on this whole brewing thing...

6

Ghost villager: Why did we have to listen to that maniacal priest?

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
5

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

5

Sbott: Hello stranger. Would you like me to tan any hides for you?

5

Robin: You have already claimed your daily bonemeal and slime. Come back again tomorrow for some more.

5

Brother Tranquility: Excuse me...

5

Alice: Hello. How can I help you?

5

Player: Hi there. Why do you still bother having ships here? I mean - you're dead, what use are they to you?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
5

Ghost banker: Good day, how may I help you?

5

Ghost villager: Worship the Ectofuntus all you want, but don't bother us, human.

5
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

4

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

4

Player: Cap'n, I lost that book you gave me.

4

Bill Teach: If yer after a lift go to the ship and I'll take ye where ye want to go.

4

Robin: Sorry, my orders are that I can only give slime to those who have completed the Morytania medium, hard or elite diaries.

4

Melina: Oh why did he leave me?

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
4
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
3
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Player: I think it wants some attention.

3

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

3

Bill Teach: I suppose ye'll be wantin' a lift while yer here, right lad?

3

Player: I don't think that whoever owns this ship will be happy with me wandering all over it.

3

Ghost villager: This cold wind blows right through you, doesn't it?

3

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

2

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2

Player: Hello!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2

Player: I think it's hungry!

2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Morytania Achievement Diary!

2

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

2

Player: Do I know you?

2

Dr Fenkenstrain: You teleported me! Twice!

2

Player: Can I have that gold now?

2

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

2

Player: How do I repair the lightning conductor?

2

Honest Jimmy: You here for the...stuff?

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1

Player: Hi, I...

1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

1

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

1

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, lassie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

1

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1

Player: This door appears to be locked.

1

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
1
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Player: Veliaf? What are you doing here?

1

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

1

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me back to Phasmatys, now?
  3. There isn't much on this island, is there?
  4. Actually, I don't want anything.
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Bank guard: Yes?

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

1

Grish: Hey, you's creature got da old fings?

1

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

1

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Player: Hello Peer.

1

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Logosia: Here you go.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

1

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Player: Hi there.

1

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

1
  1. Pay 60,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 60,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Uri: Can you stand me?

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add all pages.
  3. Remove pages.
1

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

1

Brother Tranquility: Would you like me to transport you to Harmony?

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1

Brother Tranquility: Do you have the book?

1

Bill Teach: Ye came!

1

Ava: Hello there and welcome to my humble abode. It's sadly rather more humble than I'd like, to be honest, although perhaps you can help with that?

1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Player: Okay, Doctor, time to get in the crate.

1

Brother Tranquility: The doctor was delivered safely, although it seems like a bunch of pirates have stolen your cats.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Ardougne or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Player: ... But in the end I stopped Fenkenstrain from continuing his horrible experiments.

1

Player: How's your head feeling?

1

Sarah: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Morytania achievement diary!

1

Robin: You do not have enough space for both bonemeal and slime. Come back to me when you have space.

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Bill Teach: I suppose ye'll be wantin' a lift while yer here, right lass?

1

Regath: I have a question for you.

1

  1. Would you like to uncharge it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: I've completed your task! Here are your bars!

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1

Le-sabrè: Hello, welcome to Morytania!

1

Robin: Hey, I have something for you but you don't have any space for it!

1

Ghost villager: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Taxidermist: Oh, hello. Have you got something you want preserving?

1

Roavar: Here ya go pal. Enjoy!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1

Player: Where do you sail to?

1

Player: ... and Lord Shayzien ordered an investigation into the disappearance of Phileas.

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe?

1

Ghost innkeeper: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Brother Tranquility: So, have you read the book?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,750 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I have defeated the...

1

Gravingas: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Mazchna: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Corrupt Lizardman
1