DIALOGUE_NPC (8870)

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

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Capt' Arnav: There are three columns. What you need to do for me is to match up each picture with the word underneath the column, and then unlock the chest.

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Player: Certainly. Let me try again.

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Capt' Arnav: Arrr, I'd better be off.

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  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
46
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
41

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

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Player: Hello.

31

Player: I think it wants some attention.

26
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
23
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
22
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
22
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
21
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
21
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
21
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

17

Player: Hello there.

17

Player: I think it's hungry!

17

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

16
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
16
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
11
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
10

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

10
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
8
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
7

Juna: Tell me... a story...

7
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Player: Hello!

7
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
7

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

7

Player: Hi, I...

6

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

6

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

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Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

6

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

6
  1. Finds placed in this crate can not be retrieved!
  2. Yes, place all my finds in the crate.
  3. No, I'll keep hold of it.
6

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

5
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
5
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
5
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
5

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

5
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
5
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

5
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

5
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
5
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
5

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

5
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
5

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
5

Player: I really wish I would be warned about these things earlier...

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
4

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

4

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

4

Player: Hello Veos.

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
4

Spirit tree: You're already here.

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Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

4
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
4

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

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  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
4

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

4

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

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Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

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Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

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Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

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Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

4

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

4

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

4

Biblia: I have much tidying to do, so please be brief.

4

Player: Hello, how's it going?

4

Barlak: Those bones! Those are exactly the sort of thing I need! Will you sell them?

4

Hetty: What could you want with an old woman like me?

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Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

4
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
3
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
3

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

3

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

3

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

3
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

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Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

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Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

3

Player: What's going on here?

3
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

3

Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

3

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

3
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
3
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
3
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
3
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
3

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

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  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
3

Player: Hi.

3
  1. What do you want to talk about?
  2. Lamps.
  3. Your quest.
  4. Impling jars.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
3

Player: I have some bones for you.

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Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

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Player: I've brought the parrot.

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Horphis: Thank you very much. In return, I have given you some knowledge that you may perhaps appreciate.

3

Silk trader: Do you want to buy any fine silks?

3

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

3

Galahad: Welcome to my home. It's rare for me to have guests! Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on.

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Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

3

Rantz: Hey you creature, you still here?

3

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

3

Player: You had better be quick, there may be more guards about.

3
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
3

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

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Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

3

Player: Hello there, What's wrong?

3

Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!

3

Leenz: A great adventurer, from afar? How may I help with my repertoire?

3

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

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King Lathas: The adventurer returns, any news?

3

Player: Hello old man.

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Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets here. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

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Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

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Player: What's my current farming contract?

2
  1. Is your party ready to fight?
  2. Yes, let's begin.
  3. No, don't start yet.
2

Uri: Actions have consequences.

2
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
2

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

2

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

2
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Rasolo: Greetings friend. I am Rasolo, the famous merchant. Would you care to see my wares?

2

Player: Hello there!

2

Gravingas: Will you join with me and protest against the evil desires of Necrovarus and his disciples?

2

Veos: Hello again, %USERNAME%! What can I do for you?

2

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

2

Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
2
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
2

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
2

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

2

Player: Huzzah! It's working!

2

Player: I brought you some more essence.

2
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
2

Hatius Cosaintus: Good day.

2

Honour guard: Hail, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

2

Maze Guardian: Well done on releasing me. Would you like to try another maze?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about Recipe for Disaster.
  3. Talk about something else.
2

King Narnode Shareen: Have you found all of those spies yet?

2
  1. Pay 3 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

2

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

2

Player: Hi!

2

Galana: Do you need something?

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
2

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

2

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

2

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

2

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

2
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
2

Eluned:

2

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

2

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

2

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

2

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

2

Nickolaus: Hello? Er... excuse me?

2

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

2

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

2
  1. How would you like to kill him?
  2. Brutally
  3. Softly
2

Player: What happened here?

2

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
2

Eadgar: Oh, it's you. Have you talked to the troll cook yet?

2

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
2

Malak: Ah, the wandering hero returns! I take it you have dispatched poor old Dessous for me?

2

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

2

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

2
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

2

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

2

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

2

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

2

Player: Hi there.

2
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Hickton: I have a question for you.

2

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

2
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
2

Filliman Tarlock: Cannot wake up... Where am I?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Is there anything else interesting to do around here?
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
2
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Are you sure you want to go down the Ladder?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
2

Player: Can I come through this gate?

2
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Do you know what this powder is?

2

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
2

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

2

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

2

Player: Is there anybody there?

2

Natalidae Shadum: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

2

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

2

Player: Are you all right? You seem a little...incoherent.

2

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

2

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

2

Player: I've got your key for you!

2

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

2

Iron Man tutor: There you go. Wear it with pride.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
2

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

2

My Arm: Ah, dulce domum.

2

Kamfreena: I'll release some cyclopes which might drop bronze defenders for you to start off with, unless you show me another. Have fun in there.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge 'Kharedst's Memoirs'
  3. Do nothing.
2

Fisherman: Hi! I don't get many visitors here!

2

Dr Fenkenstrain: Are they here yet? I can hear them...howling!

2

Vyrewatch: I want a word with you!

2

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

2

Player: I'm here about the farmers east of here.

2

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

2

Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

2

Customs officer: Can I help you?

2

Nirrie: What brings thee to our domain? It has been a long time since

2

Karim: Would you like to buy a nice kebab? Only one gold.

2

Candle maker: Hi! Would you be interested in some of my fine candles?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have a newspaper, please?
  3. How much does a paper cost?
  4. Varrock Herald? Never heard of it.
  5. Anything interesting in there?
2

Player: Hi, professor!

2

Queen Sigrid: Hello. Have you found a new anthem yet?

2

Sylas: Have you cut down the stalk?

2
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Digsite workman: Hey! That's fragile! Stop poking it around with that trowel!

2

Fayeth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

2

Johanhus Ulsbrecht: Welcome Brother...to our organisation...ours is a fight for humanity in all its shapes and forms...and to rid mankind of the monsters that exist in our world. We have no quarrel with a fellow brother.

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

2
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Shipyard worker: Hey you! What are you up to?

2

Player: Romeo...great news...I've been in touch with Juliet! She's written a message for you...

2

Waydar: You should stock up well on food before our journey. I can carry only enough provisions for myself.

2

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

2

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana! I am Trufitus Shakaya of the Tai Bwo Wannai village.

2
  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Hello Elkoy.

2

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

2

Player: Tamayu, first son of Timfraku!

2
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
2

King Arthur: Welcome to my court. I am King Arthur.

2

Captain Tock: So what's happening now?

2
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Pastry dough
  3. Pizza base
  4. Cancel
2

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?

2

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

2

Lyra: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

2

Hammerspike Stoutbeard: And who da heck are you?

2
  1. When using items on the bag...
  2. ... ask how many to store.
  3. ... always store as many as possible.
2

Mourner: A doctor? I didn't think there were any left around here.

2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Ava: Hello there, I'm busy with my research. Come back in a bit, could you?

2

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

2

Vermundi: Welcome to my clothes stall, can I help you with anything?

2

Saro: Welcome to my store, human! Are you interested in buying anything?

2

Johnathon: I have received word from my father that you assisted us again! I get the feeling you weren't going to stop trying until you did though.

2

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hello there friend.

2

Player: Hello, the curator said you could use some assistance here?

2

Player: Well, I think that's everything...

2

Captain Tock: Ahoy, young lad. Might ye be able to help me, perhaps? I be in a spot of bother.

2

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 26 x Oak logs
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 3)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

1

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Penguin time!

1

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

1

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
1

Otto Godblessed: Good day, you seem a hearty warrior. Maybe even some barbarian blood in that body of yours?

1

Horacio: Here, have this.

1

Player: Brother Cedric are you okay?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change view.
  3. Exit.
1
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

1

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
1

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

1

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Odd Old Man: Can I help you with something?

1

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Uri: What's cheese?

1

Hairdresser: Well done.

1

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

1

Soldier: Are you here to fight the lizardmen? Be careful - they're fierce!

1

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

1

Operator: Here you go. That's all the ore I have for you.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1

Player: Hello, the face said that you were looking to talk with me.

1

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

1

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Razmire Keelgan: Well done...I feel this serum is really working on me. I think you've cracked it my friend! I'd like to give you something for your trouble!

1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jungle Horrors.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Captain Donnie: Be that the finest, most abrasive 'rum' I've ever smelled?

1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Luthas: Congratulations.

1

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana, have you been successful in getting the Rogue's Purse?

1

Sam: Thanks, I'll get on with reading it. Meanwhile, you can have this other book of mine - I won't be wanting to read it again.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1

Player: I'd like a farming contract.

1

Player: Do you know of anything I can do in Morytania?

1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 4)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

1

Player: Hi there, looks like you're in some trouble.

1

Player: I've got the remains of the Saradominist justiciar.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Player: What's that ladder next to the altar for?

1

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Larry: I can't speak right now. I have too much to do. I will contact you when the time is right.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: Hi Omad, Brother Cedric is on his way!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Edmond: Can I help you?

1

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

1

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

1
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Necrovarus: You dare to face me again - you must be truly insane!!!!

1

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Soldier (tier 5): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, this message from Mosol Rei bears bad news... Yes, things do look very bad indeed.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Villia: Thank you very much. In return, please accept a token of my thanks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Move clockwise
  3. Move anti-clockwise
  4. Exit
1

Player: This door appears to be locked.

1

Player: Hello again.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Elite Void Knight: Do you wish me to upgrade any Void Knight armour for you?

1
  1. Are you really sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I wish to enter the unknown.
  3. No, I fear the unknown perils.
1

Player: Hmm. Which head did I decide to use for the statue?

1

Player: What's going on?

1

Player: Hello puss.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

1

Artur Hosidius: Hello. I wasn't expecting to see anyone else down here.

1

Fycie: Human done good!

1

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: Lady Servil.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
1

Vyrewatch: Stand where you are!

1

Vyrelord: Will you be entering the Theatre? It will be fun to watch you die.

1

Zahur: There, all done.

1

Uri: I have a story about that.

1

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

1
  1. Drop your key for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Snowflake: Have you got the goat dung?

1

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Good day, wanderer.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

1

Player: What's this? The bridge is out - I'll need to find another way in. I can see a ladder up there coming out of a hole; there must be a tunnel that leads here...

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

1
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
1

Aretha: I have a question for you.

1

Seer: Many greetings.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1

Grish: Yous creature dun da fing yet? Da zogries going in da ground?

1

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Bank guard: Yes?

1

Player: Look, I found all of your missing pages!

1
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Elder Chaos druid: Hello, and welcome to The Dark Lord's temple. Zamorak will reward those who offer the bones of the vanquished on his altar.

1

Player: I have a silver bar with me, I was wondering if you could make it into a 'sacrificial offering pot' for me?

1

Sam: I think I'd like to read: 'The Ideology of Darkness, by Philophaire.'

1

Player: You smack the bandit over the head and render them unconscious.

1

Player: You pick the bandit's pocket.

1

Grish: Hey, you's creature got da old fings?

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

1

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.

1

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

1

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

1

Radimus Erkle: Well, it looks as if you have some interesting items there. Let's have a look at them! --Sir Radimus sees the gilded totem pole.--

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the dragon threat.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

1

Harold: Come in!

1

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

1

Player: Hello there! General Khazard sent me.

1

Player: I found Ruantun in Draynors sewers. He made me this pot, now where can I get some fresh blood to fill it with?

1

Sbott: Hello stranger. Would you like me to tan any hides for you?

1

Player: ... thus Filliman Tarlock became a Nature Spirit!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
1

Watchtower Wizard: Who are you? Are you one of the new guards?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

1

Lovada: Here you go.

1

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

1

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

1

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

1

Malignius Mortifer: So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?

1

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll carefully move the rocks to see what's behind them.
  3. No, I'll leave them alone, I don't like the look of that ceiling.
1

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

1

Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.

1

Duke: King Awowogei has ordered me to offer you some advanced combat training. You can have two training sessions with me, so please choose the kind of training you'd like for your first session.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

1

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

1

Ug: Arrrghhh, die man-thing!

1

Horphis: I have a question for you.

1

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

1

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

1

Player: Good day sire, I take it you've noticed that cute creature you had in here is looking rather different now.

1

Zambo: Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja island.

1

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

1

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about a quest.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

1

Aga: What you want, man-thing?

1

Arrg: Whaaaaaaaat?

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
1

The Collector: It's beautiful, isn't it?

1

Bartender: What can I do yer for?

1

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Thormac: Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me?

1

Player: Hello Tenzing!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: I did it, sir! I found all of the scouts and delivered your message. The last one said I should report back to you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
1

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Icyene Graveyard.
1

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
1

Player: Hey, something has been dropped here...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
1

Lucien: I seek a hero to go on an important mission!

1

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

1

Luminata: Here, solve this.

1

Pirate Jackie the Fruit: Ahoy!

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: I'll have to charge you 10 gold to cover the loan of the boat. Is that okay?

1

Player: Hey puss! What do you reckon about that cat on the door? Do you think you can open it?

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Trossa: Can I help you, traveller?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

1

Pyromancer: No need! I'm fine thanks.

1

Player: Hello Veliaf.

1

Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?

1

Player: Are you okay young one?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Where can you take me?
  4. I'd like to buy a ticket.
  5. I have to go.
1

High Priest: Have you managed to return the jar yet?

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

1

Player: Are you OK?

1

Player: Do you know the coordinates of the Khazard stronghold?

1

Player: I hid the parrot under the rack in the troll prison.

1

Parrot: Ah, hello Sir. Could you please free me? I seem to have ... OW! What are you doing? That's my spleen!

1

Seaman Lorris: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Lokar Searunner: So you got that seal yet from Brundt the Chieftain? Can I leave this dump of a town?

1

Treznor: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Commander Veldaban: %USERNAME%! Have you heard?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the Fairy Queen?
  3. Where have all the fairies gone?
  4. Show the Godfather the Certificate!
1

Player: Hi! What are you doing?

1

Embalmer: Good day to you. I won't say you're welcome into my workplace, because you're not. However, I must apologise if I was outrightly hostile towards you earlier.

1

Player: I must hide the mistress's symbol somewhere in the ceremonial room so that she can enter the pyramid when ever she pleases.

1

Player: I managed to get a copy of the original rota. Your hours changed a week ago!

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Take the orb to King Bolren, I'm sure he'll be pleased to see you.

1

Player: You there, stop!

1

Burntmeat: Did you find tasty human? Burntmeat smell something good.

1

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

1

Player: I don't think I'll make much headway along that icy slope without some spiked boots...

1

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

1

Dominic Onion: I've already created a dream for you. Do you want me to cancel it?

1

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good show on getting into the White Knights, what?

1

Horphis: Excuse me, I do not believe we have any business.

1

Pagida: Hello there, what can I do for you?

1

Player: Hello?

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Rune Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

1

Yanni Salika: Impressive necklace there, here's 1000 coins for it.

1

Traxi: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1

Konar quo Maten: I see we have a new arrival. A bringer of death. Tell me, have you come to serve the balance?

1

Charlie the Tramp: Spare some change guv?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hello. How are you?

1

Gianne jnr.: Well done. You have worked hard for Aluft Aloft Delivery, and as a reward you are now eligible for a food delivery token that you can use to get food delivered to you!

1

Player: Hi Unferth!

1

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to discard everything?
  2. Yes, discard everything.
  3. No, I'll keep my stuff.
1

Hunding: Well done.

1

Sawmill operator: You'll need to bring me some more logs.

1

Player: Hmmm, there's a room past these bricks. If I could move them out of the way then I could find out what's inside. Maybe there's someone around here who can help...

1

Player: I have found your daughter!

1

Hamal the Chieftain: What is it, outerlander?

1

Squire: Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin.

1

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1
  1. What do you want to talk about?
  2. History
  3. Translations
1

Player: I don't think I'll get that back if I put it in there.

1
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Armod: What do we do now?

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Vertida Sefalatis: Myreque prevail, %USERNAME%.

1

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

1

Player: Hello there. What is this place?

1

Player: So... Finally we get to the truth... MISTER Davey-boy.

1

Player: Okay, the mixture is all over the bricks. I need some way to ignite this compound.

1
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
1

Ezekial Lovecraft: Hello again, %USERNAME%. How are things?

1

Player: Okay, now that the creature's dead we can get you out of here.

1

Player: I see you managed to escape from those monsters intact!

1

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

1

Ug: You defeat Arrg yet?

1

Garth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Player: Ah-ha! I've found one!

1

Cook: Great! You're back!

1

Wizard Akutha: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Player: I'm here to help the guards with their investigation.

1

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

1

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

1

Wilough: Thanks mister!

1

King Vargas: How are your investigations going, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

1

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Wilderness Achievement Diary!

1

Dallas Jones: Hello.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Errr... hello?

1

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

1
  1. Rune halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Soldier: The Shayzien army doesn't want strangers wandering around the battlefield. You'd only get in the way.

1

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I'm investigating the murder up at the Sinclair place.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, it might be useful.
  3. No, I don't see any need for it.
1

Og: Why you here, little t'ing?

1
  1. Swap 60 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1

Dallas Jones: Have you managed to find those map pieces yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's talk about the investigation.
  3. Tell me about yourself.
1

Player: Take me to your leader.

1

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

1

Player: Hello, Veliaf. I have some news for you.

1

Player: This doesn't look safe... Good job my backpack magically stops things from breaking!

1

Key Master: Here you go.

1

Wounded soldier: Thanks. Hopefully I'll be back patrolling the city again soon.

1

Toban: Hahaha! Small t'ing returns. Did you bring the dragon bone?

1

Og: Where my gold from dat dirty Toban?

1

Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?

1

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

1

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

1

Mysterious Voice 3: Hello?

1

Player: Hi

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. About that sword...
  3. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

1

Player: Glough?

1

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

1

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

1

Ogre guard: Oi! Where do you think you are going? You are for the cooking pot!

1

Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing. If you want to cross here, you must pay me 20 gold pieces first!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1

Florin: Get out of it! You ain't comming in here to get our blood or our food!

1

Player: Hi. Say, that's a nice amulet you're wearing.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Goblin Cook: Go away human, me's busy here!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Wyson the gardener: I'm the head gardener around here. If you're looking for woad leaves, or if you need help with owt, I'm yer man.

1

Player: I can take you to Burgh de Rott.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Traveller you're wounded! What happened?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the Murder Mystery Quest
  3. Talk about the Fremennik Trials
1

Player: I'm investigating the murder at the Sinclair house.

1

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
1

Savant: %USERNAME%, come in, this is Savant.

1

Player: I've fixed all the machinery.

1

Player: Greetings!

1

Player: Veldaban, I must tell you something incredibly important!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

1

Wydin: Hey, you can't go in there. Only employees of the grocery store can go in.

1

Ignisia: Welcome back brother. How may I be of assistance?

1

Sigmund: You win this time, %USERNAME%. But I will have my revenge!

1

My Arm: You got da goutweedy lump yet?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Basilisks in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ranged combat tutor: Hey there adventurer, I am the Ranged combat tutor. Is there anything you would like to know?

1

Aggie: What can I help you with?

1

Player: Ok make me some blue dye please.

1

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the east.

1
  1. There's a glowing fungus I placed in here earlier.
  2. Take it.
  3. Leave it.
1

Player: This guy looks official. I'd better do the greeting before I speak to him.

1

Player: Hi, could you refresh my memory: what am I supposed to be doing?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw herring, caught by you.

1

Player: What's Kraken?

1

Vanstrom Klause: Ha! So we meet again, %USERNAME%. Prepare to die!

1

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Black Knight Titan: I am the Black Knight Titan! You must pass through me before you can continue in this realm!

1

Player: Wow, didn't expect to find a scientist out here.

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Player: Hey you!

1

Player: Here! I have your Blindweed!

1

Player: All right.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

1

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

1

Player: Hey, I've finished at the castle. It was a close one though. I was attacked by Vanstrom!

1

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

1

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

1

Player: Good news Arianwyn, I have repaired the safeguards on the Temple of Light.

1

Player: Hello, has Lollk returned yet?

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

1

Player: Hi! What are you up to?

1
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Ready Bob?

1

The Face: Here you go.

1

Player: I hope I got that right.

1

Gerrant: You've done it!

1

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

1

Monk of Zamorak: You better dress appropriately, if you want to go up there!

1

Fairy: Have you got any idea where Burthorpe is? The co- ordinator says I need to go there and paint all the leaves yellow, but I've never heard of that place!

1

Kob: What you do here, human? Get out of my sight!

1

Player: I've done it! I understand now!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
  5. Clockwork toy
1

Player: Good news, the bandits have agreed to give you a camel in order to restore peace.

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Werewolves.

1

General Wartface: Green armour best.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you sell me some furs?
  3. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
1

Brother Tranquility: The doctor was delivered safely, although it seems like a bunch of pirates have stolen your cats.

1

Player: Well, that seems to have showed them Cap'n!

1

Player: Hey kid, come here!

1

Alice: Hello. How can I help you?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Vestri: Hmmph. What do you want?

1

My Arm: What can My Arm do for you today, %USERNAME%?

1

Burntmeat: Always humans running through Burntmeat's kitchen these days. It never used to be like dis.

1

Black Knight Captain: So... how's the secret weapon coming along?

1

Bill Teach: Ye've done it lad! They're sunk now!

1

Father Aereck: Thank you for getting rid of that awful ghost for me! May Saradomin always smile upon you!

1

Player: Hello Tolna.

1

Vestri: Have you won yet?

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Ardougne or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Player: Sir Amik Varze sent me to meet you here for some sort of testing...?

1

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'The Journey of Rada, by Griselle.'

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
1

TzHaar-Ket: Oy! Get back from there, no JalYt allowed through.

1

Kamfreena: Your time is up, please make your way to the exit.

1

Captain Tobias: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Player: There you go, I've placed the bait.

1
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Vannaka: Here, have this.

1

Player: 'A History of the Goblin Race'. This must be it.

1

Rantz: Hey You! Got da chompy yet?

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Wilderness achievement diary!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

1

General Wartface: I tell all goblins in village to wear green armour now!

1

Player: I've manufactured the magnet; here it is.

1

Velorina: Take pity on me, please - eternity stretches out before me and I am helpless in its grasp.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You want help JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1

Boot: Hello tall person.

1

Player: Well, I tried to hack the trees with my axe, but it just bounced off the trunk! It did all seem all-too-convenient to work on the first try.

1

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

1

Ghost sailor: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Dark Mage: Can I help you with something, traveller? I am experimenting with dark magic; it is a dangerous craft, and I prefer not to be disturbed.

1

Avan: So how are you doing getting me my perfect gold jewelry?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
1

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

1

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: Hello. So you must be Kharrim the messenger.

1
  1. It's a trap! Do you want to try and disarm it?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Tea seller: Hey! Put that back! Those are for display only!

1

Player: Greetings. Would you happen to be Johnathon Fitzharmon?

1

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

1

Player: You fail to pick Martin's pocket.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor Achievement Diary!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1

Player: I have retrieved your crest.

1

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

1

Guildmaster: Greetings!

1
  1. Turn the statue?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

King Arthur: How goes thy quest?

1

Elissa: Hello there.

1

Player: Now I just need to get out of here and see Wizard Cromperty.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask the Sphinx for help for Bob.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Father Aereck: Welcome to the church of holy Saradomin.

1

Ghost captain: Would you like to visit Dragontooth Island? It is a most pleasant island in the sea between Morytania and the lands of the east. It'll cost you 25 ectotokens for the return trip.

1

Assistant Lori: Do you want to use the balloon? Just so you know, some locations require special logs and high Firemaking skills.

1

Fairy Godfather: %USERNAME%, you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?

1

Player: How do I protect you I wonder....

1

Queen Sigrid: Hello. Have you talked to Vargas yet?

1

Player: I need someone to compose a new anthem for Etceteria.

1

Doric: Hello traveller, what brings you to my humble smithy?

1

Player: Do you know the Carnilleans?

1

Player: How much gold do you want to make the cake?

1

Derrik: Good day, Sir. Can I help you with anything?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the outpost.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Examiner: Well, what are you doing here? Get digging!

1

Gatekeeper: You may not pass through this door without paying the trading tax.

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: Human.

1
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've heard that one of your number has got hold of part of a map.
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. I was asking you about fighting a Tanglefoot...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
1

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? I can make planks from wood, oak, teak and mahogany logs. Or would you like to buy some other housing supplies?

1

Elstan: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold of Security.

1

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe... task... incomplete...

1

Toby: Hello!

1

Keeper of Keys: 1 adventurer is inside the cave.

1

Sandicrahb: Good day to you bwana.

1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Player: Hey, Rat! I got your pages back!

1

Veos: Hello there.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
1

Player: I have some of the stuff you are looking for with me...

1

Apothecary: Well done.

1

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

1

Surok Magis: Well?

1

Rat Burgiss: Ah, %USERNAME%! You've returned!

1

Player: Surok!! Your plans have been uncovered! You are hereby under arrest on the authority of the Varrock Palace Secret Guard!

1

Player: I assume that you are King Lathas of East Ardougne?

1

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

1

Rat Burgiss: Well, %USERNAME%, how did it go?

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Player: Lord Iorwerth, it is done.

1

Player: It says: Tremble mortal, before the altar of our dread lord Zaros.

1

Player: I'd better not mess around with Eadgar's stew!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

1

General Wartface: We should wear green armour!

1

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

1

Squire: Can I help you, sir?

1

Safalaan Hallow: So this is where Serafina lived. Or so they claim.

1

Kob: What you do here, human?

1

Kob: Wait! Maybe battle to death is too much...

1

Auguste: Have you gotten the materials?

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Brother Tranquility: Are you alright? We dragged you back inside as quickly as we could.

1

Ignatius Vulcan: Can I help you at all?

1

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

1

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

1

Olaf Hradson: Who is that? Identify yourself!

1

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

1

Player: You did it!

1

Player: Hello? Is anybody there?

1

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, do you have the Snake Weed?

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Hello there, want a ride?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Prissy Scilla: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Lorelai: Ahh I see you've met Rory. As a young Cyclops he's not ready for combat yet so he keeps me company.

1
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Gypsy Aris: Hello young one.

1

Rosie: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

King Vargas: Have you spoken to the citizens yet, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. Ok, the boat's ready, now tell me how to get a Jubbly?
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
1

Captain Shanks: Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound?

1

Player: Hey there, I'm finished with my project at the inn.

1

Traiborn: How are you doing finding bones?

1

Sir Prysin: So how are you doing with getting the keys?

1

Denath: Arise, O mighty Delrith! Bring destruction to this soft, weak city!

1
  1. Would you like to go down?
  2. Yes, I'm sure.
  3. No, not yet.
1

Mage of Zamorak: Ah, you again. What was it you wanted? The Wilderness is hardly the appropriate place for a conversation now, is it?

1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. What do you think of your town?
  4. How did everyone come to be here?
  5. What should I do now?
  6. Okay, thanks.
1

Player: I have that golden cannonball you asked me to make.

1

Razvan: Hey, we're all wondering what you put in that chest...

1

Razvan: Hello there. Thank you so much for all of your work so far. We all really appreciate it.

1

Captain Ginea: Thank you. That will help us track down more of the gangsters' meetings in future.

1
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
1

Miazrqa: Excuse me. You can't go in there.

1

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

1

Fossegrimen: Many thanks for the offering outerlander. Please accept as a gift the ability to play your lyre...

1

Player: Ook Ook!

1

Mysterious Stranger: Any luck in the Theatre?

1

Player: That should be enough, now I just have to get back to the boat...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll offer all of this food item in my inventory to Ivan.
  3. Nope, I'll just given him one.
1

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Player: Hello again, your highness.

1

Player: Hello, your highness. Have you any news on the Daconia stones?

1

Elkoy: Please help us get our orb back.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide.
  3. Talk about other issues.
1

Vannah: Need some farming supplies?

1

Clerris: If you intend to donate any dense essence, please try again later. We do not require any at present.

1

Player: I have found the cave of ogre shaman, but I cannot touch them!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Merchant's trial
  3. Ask about becoming a Fremennik
1

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young woman? What can I do for you?

1

Quiz Master: Sorry, it's %OTHER_USERNAME% that's having the lucky day.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Hello again. Did the potion work?

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw trout, caught by you.

1

Mawrth: Here, have this.

1

Rick: 'Allo mate! Got a job going? Only 500 coins!

1

Timfraku: My sons have returned to the village!

1

Tinsay: Braaar! Your meals are truly excellent, Bwana ...

1

Fortress Guard: Hey! You can't come in here! This is a high security military installation!

1

Steve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Jarvald: Ah, %FREMENNIK_NAME%! Such glorious battle makes you feel glad of life, does it not?

1

Olivia: Would you like to trade in seeds?

1

Player: How do I leave?

1

Klarense: So, are you interested in buying a ship? Now, I'll be straight with you: she's not quite seaworthy right now, but give her a bit of work and she'll be the nippiest ship this side of Port Khazard.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek a piece of the map to the island of Crandor.
  3. Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?
1

Player: Has Aunty given you the toy yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you ever heard of the Dorgeshuun?
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
1

Captain Tock: Arrr, ye've found my ship - good lad. I used to command a much larger vessel, sailing the seas with my crew of Corsairs, but now we be settled in Corsair Cove.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chat about Gliders
  3. I have a special tea here for you from Sanfew!
1

Mistag: Who...who are you? How did you get in here?

1

Mistag: Hello, friend?

1

Player: Sigmund must be a member of the Humans Against Monsters cult!

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to enchant it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. I need to talk to you about a mattress.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
1

Kylie Minnow: Strewth! Nippy little blighters!

1

Orrvor quo Maten: Human.

1

Osten: Welcome, traveller. Are you looking to represent one of the houses of Great Kourend?

1

Arsen the Thief: Do you know how we all got cursed?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1
  1. Would you like to hide inside the crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow! A real captain!
  3. You there!
  4. Hey ugly!
1

Echned Zekin: Aha, I see you have completed your task. I'll take that dagger from you now.

1

Santiri: Welcome, human, to the Quality Weapons Shop! Can I interest you in a purchase?

1

Fairy chef: 'Ello, sugar. I'm afraid I can't gossip right now, I've got a cake in the oven.

1

Seth Groats: Hello there stranger, what's the meaning of this intrusion? A farmer's hovel is his castle!

1

The monkey in your backpack...: In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

1

Player: I've completed your task! Here is your ore!

1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills.

1

Mage of Zamorak: I already told you! Meet me in the Varrock Chaos Temple!

1

Player: Al Shabim said I could enter, here are the plans!

1

Player: I've completed your task! Here are your bars!

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% hours, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
1

Grace: What can I do for you?

1

Rickety Door: Don't forget to setup the two-factor authentication system for your account!

1

Tower guard: You can't go up there. That's private, that is.

1

Dimintheis: Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon.

1

Caleb: How is the fish collecting going?

1

Doric: Well done.

1
  1. Leave the Gnome Stronghold?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Ask the camel about its dung.
  3. Say something unpleasant.
  4. Neither - I'm a polite person.
1

Reese: What would you like me to craft for you?

1

Tinsay: mmm ... Jogre bones ...

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Ogre trader: Arr, small thing wants my food, does it? I'll teach you to deal with ogres!

1

Orlando Smith: Nice job, mate. That looks about right.

1

Player: Good day to you, Elena.

1

Kenelme: What are you looking for, outsider?

1

Banisoch: Yes?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Taverley Dungeon.

1

Orlando Smith: G'day there, mate. How're the display cases coming along?

1

Krystilia: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Player: Hello Jerico.

1

Mage of Zamorak: How dare you wear such disrespectful attire in this holy place? Remove them immediately if you wish to speak to me.

1

Femi: Hello there.

1

Gillie Groats the Milkmaid: Tee hee! You've never milked a cow before, have you?

1

Dock worker: Sorry, I don't have time to speak right now. See the dockmaster if you need anything.

1

John: Hello there!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Sanfew: Did you bring me the required ingredients for the potion?

1

Skavid: Ar cur!

1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Electric
  3. Fire
  4. Extinguished
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Right, well, the bird hide is done. Are we going to start observing?

1

Gate of War: To pass you must answer me this: Whose responsibility is it to keep your account secure?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Dommik: Would you like to buy some crafting equipment?

1

Auguste: Do you have anything for me?

1

Mistag: It is good to see you again! The Dorgeshuun Council would like to ask a favour of you, if you are interested.

1

Ghost villager: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Slug Hemligssen: Have you obtained the information we require?

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Hmmmm. Guard! Who is this outlander who has been brought before me?

1

Player: Good day King Lathas.

1

Jennifer: What're yer looking for, me luv'?

1

Cave goblin: Ooh! Are you %USERNAME%?

1

Player: So can I go in now?

1

Player: What are you up to?

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Ho there! have you repaired both bridges for my engineer?

1

King Sorvott IV: Have you gathered the information about when Neitiznot's bridges will be repaired?

1

Player: Hold on a second there, I need your help!

1

Slug Hemligssen: I am sure you know what I require of you by now.

1

Player: Hey Red, hows it going?

1

Player: Do you have any Kelda seeds?

1

Mawnis Burowgar: My militia are en route from Rellekka. Have you found out anything about Jatizso's plans yet?

1

Lundail: You'll need to have completed the Easy Wilderness Achievement Diary to qualify for free runes.

1

Chief Tess: What you want, skinny creature?

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Have you completed the final piece of your Fremennik garb?

1

Zanik: Listen to what that speaker's saying, %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Hello young man.

1

Player: Zanik? Are you okay?

1

Player: Hi, I have got your ball back. It was MUCH harder than I thought it would be.

1
  1. Pay 2 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Eve: What is it you want?

1

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

1
  1. Insert 100 numulites into the hole?
  2. Yes, insert 100 numulites.
  3. Don't waste numulites!
1

Sinco Doar: Hello! You're that student who recently finished all three Earth Sciences exams, aren't you? Come to help us out?

1

Zanik: Quick, %USERNAME%! Let's get to the water mill and stop Sigmund from destroying my home!

1

Lord Piquan Crwys: Ahh... Stop, stop stop!

1

Elf Hermit: A traveller? It's been a long time since I've had any company on this little island of mine.

1

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Madam.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1
  1. Which would you like to take?
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Both
1

Vanstrom Klause: Hello there. The name's Vanstrom Klause. How goes it stranger?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Hello there. Are you the brother of Dron?

1

Player: I need to talk to you.

1

Harold Evans: Hey! Who are you and why are you here?

1

Professor Gracklebone: Hey, human, can you do me a favour? That Librarian won't help me find a book. I bet the Arceuus people will be grateful if you help me out.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it regardless
  3. Keep hold
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

1

Player: Hi Edmond, I've got the gas mask now.

1

Quartermaster Briget: Stranger, got to prove yourself to the people of Shayzien if you want to see what's in stock.

1

Guard: Sorry, madam, nobody's allowed down there by order of the King.

1

Sigmund: ...And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky adventurer!

1

Rohak: Hello again, youngster.

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: A player trades you some valuable items, provides you a bond, and then asks if you want to share your account so he can help you make a large amount of progress. How do you

1

Digsite workman: No, no; rock picks should only be used to dig at a level 2 site.

1

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Talk about lucky charms.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Mage of Zamorak: Well? Have you managed to use my scrying orb to obtain the information yet?

1

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

1

King Vargas: Thank you for your work in bringing peace back to these islands, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any orchid seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any snowdrop seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know how I could grow a White Tree?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need to ask you about strong plant cures.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Bernald: My vines are cured! You have worked a wonder here, %USERNAME%! Here, you can have those seeds like I promised.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Shades.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have those marigolds for you.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. We currently require %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets. Do come back if you ever get any you'd be willing to donate.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I've grown those onions like you asked.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What happened to everyone here?
  4. How do I get into the town?
1

Player: Um... those vampyres don't look very nice. I'm not going through here.

1

Lubufu: How fares my apprentice?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is a Karambwan?
  3. When will you be finished?
  4. Is there anything I can do to help?
  5. How are you fishing for the Karambwan?
1

Tinsay: Have you found my seaweed in monkey skin sandwich yet?

1

Player: I have replaced all the cogs!

1
  1. Do you want to talk about lamps?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. No, I'm more interested in impling jars.
1

Tyras guard: Oi! Don't mess with that.

1

Player: Hello nurse.

1

Player: Ahoy there!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did I agree to do for delphinium seeds?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Banknote Exchange Merchant: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Well, you certainly seem to know what you are doing when it comes to rounding up cats. You must get a lot of practice!

1

Player: Are you hunting animals, then?

1

Prissy Scilla: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

1

Quartermaster Briget: What do you want? Weapons is what I got.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Mute donation notifications?
  3. Enable banking on logout?
  4. No changes
1

King Narnode Shareen: Good work, %USERNAME%, my troops can take it from here. You and Nieve should investigate the crash site.

1

Priest: Sorry, Sophanem is under quarantine. No one may leave or enter.

1

Wandering impling: Is it here? Is it there? Is it elsewhere?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: What's a gnome doing here?

1

Millie Miller: Hello Adventurer. Welcome to Mill Lane Mill. Can I help you?

1

Dr Ford: What, what do you want?

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Wilderness achievement diary!

1

Mourner: Back away citizen. Only mourners are allowed inside the headquarters.

1

Player: I talked to Fred the Farmer. I tried to warn him about the penguins, but he wouldn't believe me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. My mind is ready for your Firemaking wisdom, please instruct me.
1

Player: Are you still here?

1

Stankers: Hello bold adventurer.

1

John: ZzzzZzzZZzzZZzz.

1

Kragen: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

1

Player: Who owns this factory?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghosts.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons.

1
  1. What do you want to say?
  2. Hello.
  3. The blue fish leap northwards at dawn.
  4. It rains frogs during the Winter in Neitiznot.
  5. Free stuff please.
  6. Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've done it, I've managed to recreate the salve amulet!
  3. What powers does the salve amulet have?
1

Player: I didn't realise gnomes were interested in magic.

1

Romily Weaklax: Hello and welcome to my pie shop, how can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Use logs from inventory
  3. Use logs from storage
1

King Narnode Shareen: Hello Traveller. So, did you speak to the culprit?

1

Elstan: I want 2 sacks of cabbages for that.

1

Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Balloon Bonanza.
  3. Nightly Dance.
  4. No action.
1

Guard: Hey you, move away from there!

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Ah, jester. I am not currently in need of jest.

1

Torrcs: Hi there!

1

Butler Jones: Hello again friend. I see you have the mark now; You should keep it covered up.

1

Alfonse the waiter: Hey! You can't go through there! That's private property!

1
  1. Banknote 20 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 1000 gp
  3. Cancel
1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rockslugs.

1
  1. Pay one sack of onions?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Guard: Welcome, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Player: I've lost the key to the library!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: I don't really want to drink this until I find out what it is.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Lunar Isle
  5. Cancel
1

Renegade Knight: Yes? What do you want?

1

Sigmund: So you've brought a friend down here to mock me, %USERNAME%? Well soon I will be the one mocking you!

1

Player: How is it going?

1

Echned Zekin: Why do you return when your task is still incomplete?

1

Player: Hello! Playing solitaire?

1
  1. Trade 3 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 450 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 3 x Teak logs
  3. Something else...
1

Davey: Ello again guv. How's things?

1

Tamayu: Get out of my way! Argh! I'm hunting!

1

Elena Hosidius: Thank you for finding our son, you've done this kingdom a great service.

1
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1

Afflicted(Razmire): sfriess says wot's wot's

1

Freaky Forester: I'm looking for Megamanyo.

1