DIALOGUE_NPC (8065)

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

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Player: What?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

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  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
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Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

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  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
53

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

51
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
29

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

28
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
23

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

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  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
20

Baraek: Correct.

20

Uri: *sneezes* What?

19

Gabooty: Sounds right!

19

Cook: Cheers!

18
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
18

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

18
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
17

Aretha: Correct!

17

Uri: Actions have consequences.

16

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

16

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

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  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
15

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

15

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

15

Gallow: Correct!

15

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

15

Roavar: Here you go!

15

Hajedy: Well done.

15

Nicholas: Correct!

15

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
14

Uri: What's cheese?

14

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

14

Flax keeper: Correct!

14

Caroline: Thank you so much!

14

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

14

Uri: Loser says what.

14

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

14

Hunding: Well done.

14

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

13

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

13

Femi: Well done!

13

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

12

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

12
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
12

Eohric: Correct!

12

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

12

Kaylee: Correct!

12

Hickton: Correct!

12

Uri: Can you stand me?

12

Drezel: Correct!

12

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

12

Cook: Well done.

12
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
12

Clerris: Correct!

12
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
11

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

11

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

11

Uri: I have a story about that.

11

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

11

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

11

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

11

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

11

Squire: Correct!

11

Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

11

Karim: Correct!

11

Sir Kay: Correct!

11

Shantay: Well done.

11

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

11

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

11

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

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Madame Caldarium: Correct!

10

Taria: Correct!

10

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

10

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

10

Edmond: Sounds good!

10

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

10

Fycie: Human done good!

10

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

10

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

10

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

10

Oracle: That's right, well done!

10

Captain Tobias: Correct!

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

9

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
9
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
9

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

9

Marisi: Correct!

9

Hans: Well done.

9

Dominic Onion: Correct!

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
8

Player: Okay, have a bite.

8

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
8

Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

8

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
8
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
8

Brimstail: Well done!

8

Awowogei: Spot on!

8

Cook: Very well done, take this.

8

Captain Ginea: Correct!

8

Vannaka: Here, have this.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
7

Traiborn: Spot on!

7

Dockmaster: Correct!

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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
7

Player: Hello there.

7

Dunstan: Correct!

7

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

7

Horphis: Correct!

7

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
7

Arhein: Well done, matey!

7

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

7

Steve: I believe you're right!

7

Jethick: Spot on!

7

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

7

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

6
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
6

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

6

Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

6
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
6

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

6

Father Aereck: Correct!

6

King Percival: Spot on!

6

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
6
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Squire: OK, here you go.

6

Lowe: Here you go!

6

Gerrant: You've done it!

6

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

6

Doric: Well done.

6
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
5

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

5

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

5

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

5

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

5
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
5

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

5
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
5

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

5

Player: Hi!

5

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

5

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

5

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

5

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

5

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

5

Miner Magnus: Spot on!

5

Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

5

Wilough: Thanks mister!

5

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

5

Genie: Here, have this.

5

Oronwen: Well done.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
5

Jokul: You are unusually helpful for an outerlander, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

5

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

5

Digsite workman: Oi! What do you think you're doing? There's fragile specimens around here!

5
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Eluned: Spot on!

4
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
4

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
4

Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
4

King Roald: Correct!

4

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

4

Player: Phew! I just made it.

4

Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

4

Daer Krand: Good work!

4

Player: And I thought snow was soft...

4

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

4

Gertrude: Well done.

4

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

4

Sedridor: Well done.

4

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

4

Fortunato: Well done.

4

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

4

Vyrewatch: What? What? Where?

4

Apothecary: Well done.

4
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
4

Brian: Well done.

4

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

4
  1. Select a mould
  2. Holy symbol
  3. Tiara
  4. Bracelet
  5. More...
4

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

4

Player: It's full of dead fish!

4
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
3

Player: Hello.

3

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

3
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
3

Horacio: Here, have this.

3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
3

Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3

Oneiromancer: Well done.

3

Player: Hello again.

3

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

3

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

3

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3

Player: I think it's hungry!

3

Candle maker: Here, have this.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
3

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

3

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

3

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

3

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

3

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

3
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

3

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

3

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

3

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

3

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

3

Nieve: I believe you're right!

3

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Bartender: Nicely solved!

3

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

3

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

3

Master fisher: Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please feel free to make use of any of our facilities.

3

Logosia: Shhhh!

3
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
3

Veronica: Well done.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
3
  1. Teleport to level 32 Wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Regath: Nice work!

3

Legends guard: Welcome Sir! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends Guild.

3

Mawrth: Here, have this.

3

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

3

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

3

Guard Vemmeldo: Well done!

3

Jungle forester: Of course. I am hungry.

3

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

3

Flynn: Hello. Do you want to buy or sell any maces?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can you tell me the price of an item?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
3
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
2

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

2

Observatory professor: Looking good.

2

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

2

General Hining: You have done well.

2

Watson: Thank you very much.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
2

Spirit tree: You're already here.

2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

2

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

2

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Luthas: Congratulations.

2
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
2

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

2

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

2

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

2
  1. Recharge the sceptre with...
  2. Gold artefacts?
  3. Stone artefacts?
  4. Pottery and Ivory artefacts?
  5. Actually, I'm more interested in plundering the tombs.
2

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

2

Ellen: Hello again. I'm afraid I've given you all the training I can.

2

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

2

Gaius: Here you go.

2

Hans: Well done, here you go.

2

Doomsayer: Spot on!

2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

2

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

2

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

2

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

2

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

2

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

2

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

2

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

2

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

2

Ellena: Excellent work!

2

Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Chemist: Well done, have this.

2

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2

Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

2

Brother Omad: Spot on!

2

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

2

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

2

Player: Can I come through this gate?

2

Larry: You can't wear a cape inside the suit, it might get caught.

2

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

2
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
2

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

2

Legends guard: Welcome Madam! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends Guild.

2

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2

Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

2

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

2

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

2

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

2

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

2

The Face: Here you go.

2

Wilough: Thanks miss!

2

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

2

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

2

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

2

Ned: Well done!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
2

Jungle forester: You might like to use that when you get into the Kharazi jungle, it might attract more natives...

2

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me? I'm injured.
  3. Isn't this place built a bit out the way?
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you have to trade?
  3. What did you call me?
  4. No I'm fine thanks.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you wish to trade?
  3. Sorry I don't want to talk to you actually.
2

Player: Can I use this garden for my own farming?

2
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Old Man Ral: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

1

Player: Yes please.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
1

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.
  3. I'm not coming.
1

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Thank you.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can I see what you have to sell please?
  4. I must be going.
  5. I want to buy a Shantay pass for 5 gold coins.
1

Dark mage: Spot on!

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, I like exploring mazes.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Player: Yes.

1
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another shield?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Player: No thanks.

1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

1

Player: Glad I was able to help... but who is your boss? I thought you worked for the museum?

1
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: Thanks!

1

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What are you doing out here?
1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1

Player: I don't have any.

1

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

1

Player: I think it wants some attention.

1

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

1

Ogre guard: Ok der' yous goes!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to have a look at your selection of runes.
  3. I would like to have a look at your general stock.
  4. Who did you want me to talk to again?
1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

1

Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Eluned:

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's your story?
  3. Looking for any help?
  4. I'll be on my way.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
1

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks. I'm just looking around.
  3. Do you want to trade?
1

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

1

Alry the Angler: I'll keep an eye on you and make sure you don't have too much trouble with her!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Thanks.
  3. I have lost my trowel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.

1

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Examiner: Correct! Well done!

1

Simon Templeton: Good on ya, mate!

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Rada's blessing?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
  5. Bye!
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

1

Garth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

1

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need some leather chaps, crafted by you.

1

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about a quest.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Watson: I have a master clue scroll for you, but you already have one to complete! Finish it or discard it, I don't care which.

1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Indeed.

1

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1

Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get wax from?
  3. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  4. What else do I need?
1

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please. What are you selling?
  3. No thanks.
1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1

Player: See you later.

1

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Mawnis Burowgar: Please be more careful with it in future.

1

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to have a look at your selection of blackjacks.
  3. I would like to have a look at your selection of clothes.
  4. I would like to have a look at your selection of runes.
  5. I would like to have a look at your general stock.
1

Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Daga: Here, have this!

1
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Guard: Just remember that I'm watching you.

1

Wood Dryad: Heehee, what a strange question, that's because I'm a Wood Dryad.

1

Centaur: Hello human, welcome to our valley.

1

Saniboch: Excellent work!

1

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

1

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

1

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.

1

Cecilia: Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels!

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls on Death Plateau.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
1
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Taylor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Hello. So you're just a private?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
1

Thorgel: Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. What do you do?
1

Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you mean?
  3. Thanks.
1

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Drakes in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

My Arm: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Sigmund: Your filthy goblin friend Zanik will get her due soon. You can't protect her all the time!

1

Sigmund: You win this time, %USERNAME%. But I will have my revenge!

1

Aggie: What can I help you with?

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw herring, caught by you.

1
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
1

Emerald Benedict: Got anything you don't want to lose?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
1

Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I can take him on!
  3. Er, no thanks, I've had second thoughts about it.
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hour, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Charles: Very well done, take this.

1

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.

1

Radimus Erkle: Right, that's all the training I can offer you. I hope you're happy with your new skills. Do feel free to explore the rest of the building.

1

Evil Dave: Spot on!

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a leather body, crafted by you.

1

Player: Are you the famous Lady Keli? Leader of the toughest gang of mercenary killers around?

1

Siegfried Erkle: Hello there and welcome to the shop of useful items. Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please
  3. No thanks
  4. Actually I don't want any
1

Shantay: Sorry friend, the Shantay Pass is 5 gold coins. You don't seem to have enough money!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Latlink Fastbell: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need another free space in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

1

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

1

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

1

Player: Well this didn't feel very heroic...

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Captain Tobias: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1

Apothecary: Great...

1

Watchtower Wizard: Perhaps you just forgot where you stored it.

1

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

1
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
1

Player: No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.

1
  1. Morytania legs 3: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Old crone: Well done.

1

Diango: Well, it looks as if you already have everything!

1

Captain Errdo: A bit of a technical hitch with the landing gear. I won't be able to fly you anywhere, sorry.

1

Player: You pick the warrior's pocket.

1

Player: How do I leave?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thank you, I'll walk around.
  3. Who does my money go to?
  4. Yes, ok.
1

Mandrith: Well done.

1

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

1

Omart: Fine thanks.

1

The Lady of the Lake: Good day to you sir.

1

Priest: Good day, adventurer. I must thank you for protecting our high priest. Word has it that it was quite the battle.

1

Priest: Don't let us keep you. I'm sure you've got plenty of other important questing to get on with.

1

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

1

Player: Some crystal keys.

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Askeladden: Well it's sure a weird place to ask for it buddy, but I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

1

Abbot Langley: Greetings traveller.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen hat for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Arceuus
1
  1. Heron: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Horacio: It's a fine day to be out in the garden isn't it?

1

Player: Hmm... I wonder, I may have met him...

1

Barker: Here, have this.

1

Player: Fair thee well, kinsmen of Neitiznot.

1

Hickton: Welcome to Hickton's Archery Store. Do you want to see my wares?

1

Banker: What do you want meat bag?

1

Candle seller: Do you want a lit candle for 1000 gold?

1

Ug: Thank you many for getting Ug together with Aga. We much happy together! I so happy I can't stop crying!

1
  1. What would you like to search for?
  2. Pestle and Mortar
  3. Mith Grapple & Crossbow
  4. Back
1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice herself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1

Ewesey: Are you a cook? I need more staff.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Radimus Erkle: One of our other members visited the Kharazi Jungle, following in your illustrious footsteps, and they found some weird daggers. Would you like one?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you got?
  3. No, thank you.
1

Death: Really? There isn't much else for you to do here. But you know your business.

1

Monk of Entrana: I'm sorry madam, but no weapons or armour may be worn on Entrana. This rule even forbids items dedicated to Saradomin.

1

Ogre guard: Hey yous tryin' not to get da sickies else yous be da sick-un and mebe get to be a dead-un if yous be da unlucky fing.

1

Player: Don't worry, I know how to take care of myself.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'd like to go to Brimhaven.
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: Siphon the ether into a Crystal bow please.

1

Ghost captain: Yes, that seems fair. Okay, hand them over and we can set off.

1

Jaraah: What? Can't you see I'm busy?!

1

Candle seller: Then you can make an oil lamp, which is brighter but has an exposed flame. But if you make an iron frame for it you can turn it into an oil lantern.

1

Player: Good day Lord Iorwerth.

1

Player: This is fun!

1

Player: Argh!! Where?

1

Noterazzo: Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find.

1
  1. Combine the Kbd heads with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. Please wait...
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Candle seller: Here you go then.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's so dangerous about a naked flame?
  3. How do you make lanterns?
  4. Thanks, bye.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Alchemy
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks.
  3. Well, I'll have a look, at least.
1

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Pirate: Watch where yer goin'!

1
  1. Information
  2. What is this place?
  3. How do I challenge someone to a duel?
  4. What kind of options are there?
  5. This place looks really old, where did it come from?
1

Guard: Welcome to the Seers' Village courthouse. Court is not in session today, so you're not allowed downstairs.

1

Researcher: Hello there! I heard all about your big find; well done!

1

TzHaar-Ket: Back off JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%, trust me when I say our obsidian bodies are harder.

1

Guard: Don't press your luck, outerlander.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Tyras guard: Sorry, can't stop to talk. You should go to General Hining if you need something.

1

Player: Yeah... uh... sorry...

1

Leatherworker: You may be bored now, but an arrow in the backside will soon fix that!

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

1

Observatory assistant: The professor? He's up in the Observatory. Since the bridge was ruined, you will have to travel through the dungeon under the goblins' settlement.

1

Brugsen Bursen: What had you in mind?

1

Penda: Thank you so much!

1

Man: Snakes! Snakes! Ohhhh, there are snakes!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Climb down
1

Louie Legs: Hey, wanna buy some armour?

1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Player: Thanks! I will!

1

Mubariz: Ho! Ho! Ho!

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Saba: You told me you'd get rid of the trolls!

1

TzHaar-Hur-Tel: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Guard: Goblins! They wander everywhere, attacking anyone they think is small enough to be an easy victim. We need more cannons to fight them off properly.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll take a look.
  3. No thanks.
  4. Why does that shirt have a hole in it?
  5. Where did that pillar come from?
1

Next

Player: What?

3680

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

92

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

61
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
59
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
58
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
57
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
56
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
55
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
40

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

33
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
31

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

28
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
27
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
24
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
21
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
20

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

19
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
17

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

17
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
16

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

16

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

16

Hickton: I have a question for you.

16

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

16

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

15

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

15

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

15

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

15

Uri: *sneezes* What?

14

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

14

Uri: What's cheese?

14

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

14

Squire: I have a question for you.

14

Baraek: I must ask you something...

13

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

13

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

13

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

13

Uri: Actions have consequences.

12

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

12

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

12

Uri: Loser says what.

12

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

12

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

12

Uri: Can you stand me?

12

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

11

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

11

Fycie: Human done good!

11

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

11

Horphis: I have a question for you.

11

Roavar: Here you go!

11

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

11

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

10

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

10

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

10

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

10

Luthas: Congratulations.

10

Edmond: Can I help you?

10

Uri: I have a story about that.

10

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

10

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

10

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

10

Marisi: I have a question for you.

10

Lowe: Here you go!

10

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

10

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

9

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
9

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

9

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

9

Gallow: I have a question for you.

9

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

9

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

9

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

9

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

9

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

8

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

8

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

8

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

8

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

8

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

8

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

8

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

8

Femi: Well done!

8

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

8

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

7

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

7

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

7
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
7

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

7

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

7

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

7

Hajedy: Well done.

7

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

7

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

7

Clerris: I have a question for you.

7

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

7

Player: Hi, I...

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
6

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

6

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

6

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

6

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

6

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

6

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

6

Cook: Very well done, take this.

6

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

6

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

6

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

6

Gerrant: You've done it!

6

Cook: Well done.

6

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

5

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

5

Taria: I have a question for you.

5

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

5

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
5

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

5
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
5

Hans: Well done, here you go.

5

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

5

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

5

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

5

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

5

Shantay: Well done.

5

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

5

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

5

Hans: Well done.

5

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

5

Doric: Well done.

5

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

5

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

4

Spirit tree: You're already here.

4

Eohric: I have a question for you.

4

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

4

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

4

Sacrifice: Here, solve this.

4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

4
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
4

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

4

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

4

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

4

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

4

Chemist: Well done, have this.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
4

Arhein: Well done, matey!

4

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
4

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

4

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

4
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Squire: OK, here you go.

4

Gunnjorn: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

4

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

4

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

4

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

4

Bartender: Nicely solved!

4

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3

Horacio: Here, have this.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

3

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
3

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
3

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

3
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Gaius: Here you go.

3
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
3

Aretha: I have a question for you.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
3

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

3

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

3
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
3

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

3

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

3

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

3

Hunding: Well done.

3

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

3

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

3

Cam the Camel: *makes camel noises*

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
3

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

3

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

3

Apothecary: Well done.

3

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

3

Mawrth: Here, have this.

3

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

3

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

3

Player: Hello.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
2
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
2

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

2

Observatory professor: Welcome back.

2

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
2
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
2

Oneiromancer: Answer this, please.

2

Radimus Erkle: Here, solve this.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2

Player: Hi!

2

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

2

Ewesey: Here you go.

2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

2

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
2

Brimstail: Well done!

2

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

2

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

2
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Luminata: Here, solve this.

2

Runolf: Here, solve this.

2

Gertrude: Well done.

2

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

2

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

2

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

2

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

2

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

2

Fortunato: Well done.

2

New recruit Tony: Here, solve this.

2

Thorgel: Here you go.

2

Mandrith: Here, solve this.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
2

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

2

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

2

The Face: Here you go.

2

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

2

Vannaka: Here, have this.

2
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
2

Brian: Well done.

2

Guard Vemmeldo: Please help me with this!

2
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

2

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Player: What's my current farming contract?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

1
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

1

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Player: What's going on here?

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

1

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 1)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
1

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

1

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: Hello!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
1

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

1

Ranael: Well done.

1

Eluned:

1

Guardian mummy: *sigh* Not another one.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

1
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

1

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Breive: *cough* that isn't your assignment *wheeze*

1
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
1

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Lovada: Here you go.

1

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
1

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about a quest.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

1

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

1

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Lucien: I seek a hero to go on an important mission!

1

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
1

Juna: Here you go.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

1

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

1

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

1

Centaur: Hello human, welcome to our valley.

1
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Nieve: I love farming, but I need some help!

1

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Robin: Here you go.

1

Soldier: The Shayzien army doesn't want strangers wandering around the battlefield. You'd only get in the way.

1

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hey Tiffy, I lost my CommOrb...

1

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Moss Giants.

1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

My Arm: Here, solve this.

1

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

1

Frank: Apparently you aren't as stupid as you look.

1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge 'Kharedst's Memoirs'
  3. Do nothing.
1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Player: Hello there. Where are Islwyn and Eluned?

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

1

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Charles: Very well done, take this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Hello, little boy.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please remove the charges from this sceptre.
  3. Look at my shiny sceptre.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bandits.

1

Veronica: Well done.

1

Player: Hey, how's it going?

1

Harrallak Menarous: Welcome to my humble guild %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Apron
  3. Glassblowing pipe
  4. Needle
1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting aviansies; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

1

Bob: You don't have anything I can repair.

1

Player: You pick the warrior's pocket.

1

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog princess!

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1

Priest: Good day, adventurer. I must thank you for protecting our high priest. Word has it that it was quite the battle.

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Ask the camel about its dung.
  3. Say something unpleasant.
  4. Neither - I'm a polite person.
1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
1

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

1

Jokul: You are unusually helpful for an outerlander, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Barker: Here, have this.

1

Banker: What do you want meat bag?

1
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Please wait...
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: What are you sitting around here for?

1
  1. Set Iorwerth Camp teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Jossik: Ah yes, I wanted to talk to you about the casket you found on that monster's corpse...

1

Zilyana Jr.: FIND THE GODSWORD!

1

Waydar: Shall we return to Crash Island?

1
  1. Dragon 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Surgeon General Tafani: You look healthy to me!

1

Player: I wonder if I can catch something from that camel?

1

Player: ... and I incinerated the bones of the sheep in the furnace.

1

Player: Pete, what are you doing out here in the deep wilderness?

1

Player: ... so that's how the Outpost was saved and converted into a museum.

1

Player: Hello how are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hey, I've lost my key ring!
  3. Tell me about this antiques business.
  4. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Monk: Excuse me...oh, wait, I thought you were someone else.

1

Radimus Erkle: Hey, I think it's about time you started buying your own machetes. I'm sure there must be some jungle native down in Karamja who can sell you one.

1

David: Apparently you aren't as stupid as you look.

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook! Ook. Ook Ook!

1
  1. Rune shield (h5)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

TzHaar-Hur-Tel: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1
  1. Black beret
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1