DIALOGUE_NPC (8203)

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

Previous

Player: What?

150
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
127
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
107

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

101
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
92
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
84
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
82
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
80

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

69
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
65

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

57

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

54
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
53
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
47
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
37
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
33
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
32
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
32

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

28

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

25
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
23
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
21

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

20
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
19

Father Aereck: Correct!

19

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

18

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

18

Uri: Can you stand me?

18
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
17

Hickton: Correct!

17

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

16

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

16

Roavar: Here you go!

16

Captain Ginea: Correct!

16

Dominic Onion: Correct!

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
15

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

15

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

15

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

15

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

15

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

15
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
14

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

14

Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

14
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
14

Gallow: Correct!

14

Kaylee: Correct!

14

Squire: Correct!

14

Drezel: Correct!

14

Traiborn: Spot on!

13

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

13

Cook: Cheers!

13

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

13

Dunstan: Correct!

13

Karim: Correct!

13

Oracle: That's right, well done!

13

Cook: Well done.

13
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
12

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

12

Caroline: Thank you so much!

12

Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

12

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

12

Hajedy: Well done.

12

Lowe: Here you go!

12
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

11

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

11

Uri: What's cheese?

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
11

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

11

Eohric: Correct!

11

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

11

Fycie: Human done good!

11

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

11

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

11

Femi: Well done!

11

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

10

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

10

Edmond: Sounds good!

10
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

10

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

10

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

10

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

10

Uri: Loser says what.

10

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

10

Marisi: Correct!

10

Hunding: Well done.

10

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

10

Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

10

Jethick: Spot on!

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Uri: *sneezes* What?

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
9
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
9

Madame Caldarium: Correct!

9

Baraek: Correct.

9

Flax keeper: Correct!

9

Dockmaster: Correct!

9
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
9

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

9

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

9

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

9

Steve: I believe you're right!

9

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

8

Luthas: Congratulations.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
8
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
8

Aretha: Correct!

8

King Roald: Correct!

8

Brimstail: Well done!

8

Gabooty: Sounds right!

8

Sir Kay: Correct!

8

Captain Tobias: Correct!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
8

Jokul: You are unusually helpful for an outerlander, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

8

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

7

Uri: Actions have consequences.

7

Taria: Correct!

7

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
7

Uri: I have a story about that.

7
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
7

Daer Krand: Good work!

7

Shantay: Well done.

7

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
7

Hans: Well done.

7

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

7
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
7

Guard Vemmeldo: Well done!

7
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
6

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

6

Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

6

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

6

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

6

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

6

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

6

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

6

Horphis: Correct!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
6

Nicholas: Correct!

6
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Miner Magnus: Spot on!

6

Sedridor: Well done.

6

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

6
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
6

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

5

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

5
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
5

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

5
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
5

Hans: Well done, here you go.

5

Doomsayer: Spot on!

5

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

5

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

5

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

5

Gertrude: Well done.

5

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

5

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

5

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

5

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

5

Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

5

Turael: Very well done, take this.

5

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

5

Clerris: Correct!

5

Veronica: Well done.

5
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
5

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

5

Doric: Well done.

5

Player: It's full of dead fish!

5

Digsite workman: Oi! What do you think you're doing? There's fragile specimens around here!

5

Player: Hello.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
4
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
4
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
4

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

4

Honour guard: Hail, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

4

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

4

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

4

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

4

Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

King Percival: Spot on!

4

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

4

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

4

Chemist: Well done, have this.

4

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

4

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

4

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

4

Cook: Very well done, take this.

4

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

4

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

4

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

4

Fortunato: Well done.

4

Squire: OK, here you go.

4

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

4

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

4

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

4

Player: Okay, have a bite.

3
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
3

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Eluned: Spot on!

3

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
3

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

3

Player: Thank you.

3

Watson: Thank you very much.

3

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

3

Spirit tree: You're already here.

3

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

3

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
3

Ranael: Well done.

3

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3

Player: Hello there.

3

Examiner: Correct! Well done!

3

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

3

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

3

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

3

Ellena: Excellent work!

3

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

3

Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

3

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

3

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

3

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

3
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Tell me about it...

3

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

3

Nieve: I believe you're right!

3

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
3

Legends guard: Welcome Madam! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends Guild.

3

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

3

Vyrewatch: What? What? Where?

3

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

3

Gerrant: You've done it!

3

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

3

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

3

Oronwen: Well done.

3

Vannaka: Here, have this.

3

Charles: Very well done, take this.

3

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

3

Ned: Well done!

3

Apothecary: Well done.

3

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

3

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

3

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

3

Jungle forester: Of course. I am hungry.

3

Radimus Erkle: One of our other members visited the Kharazi Jungle, following in your illustrious footsteps, and they found some weird daggers. Would you like one?

3

Player: This is fun!

3

Noterazzo: Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find.

3
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
3
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
2
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
2
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
2

Horacio: Here, have this.

2

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
2

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

2
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Oneiromancer: Well done.

2

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

2
  1. Recharge the sceptre with...
  2. Gold artefacts?
  3. Stone artefacts?
  4. Pottery and Ivory artefacts?
  5. Actually, I'm more interested in plundering the tombs.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

2

Player: I think it wants some attention.

2
  1. Are you really sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I wish to enter the unknown.
  3. No, I fear the unknown perils.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
2

Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Gaius: Here you go.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Player: Thanks.

2

Player: I think it's hungry!

2

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
2

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

2

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

2

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2

Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?

2
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Brother Omad: Spot on!

2
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

2

Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

2

Saniboch: Excellent work!

2

Wilough: Thanks mister!

2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

2

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

2

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2

Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hydras in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

2

Genie: Here, have this.

2

Bartender: Nicely solved!

2

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

2

Evil Dave: Spot on!

2

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a leather body, crafted by you.

2

Logosia: Shhhh!

2
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
2
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
2
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
2

Brian: Well done.

2

Old crone: Well done.

2

Legends guard: Welcome Sir! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends Guild.

2

Mawrth: Here, have this.

2

Priest: Good day, adventurer. I must thank you for protecting our high priest. Word has it that it was quite the battle.

2

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Siphon the ether into a Crystal bow please.

2

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

2

Fycie: Thanks for da chompy, it was deloverly!

2
  1. The vyrewatch wants an answer!
  2. Okay, have a bite. (Offer a blood tithe).
  3. Send me to the mines! (Do a bit of menial work)
  4. Give me your best shot, you evil bloodsucker! (Fight to the death)
  5. Hey, look over there! (Distract and sneak away).
1

Old Man Ral: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Player: Yes please.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

1

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

General Hining: You have done well.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.
  3. I'm not coming.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a piece of iron ore from an iron vein, mined by you.

1

Player: Do you miss your people?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1

Mernia: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

1

Dark mage: Spot on!

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Mysterious Old Man: Reach the maze centre as fast as possible. The faster you are, the better your reward.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Goreu: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Thanks!

1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

1

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

1

Player: Hello again.

1

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
1

Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.

1

Player: Hi!

1

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

1

Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

1

Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!

1

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

1
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
1
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

1

Simon Templeton: Good on ya, mate!

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1

Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

1

Lovada: Here you go.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

1
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need some leather chaps, crafted by you.

1

Jossik: Hello again, adventurer. What brings you this way?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

1

Player: And I thought snow was soft...

1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How am I doing so far?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Where are you?
  5. Got any tips for me?
  6. Nothing really.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Allow it to be consumed.
  3. Cancel.
1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Can I have another set of Karamja gloves?
  5. See you later.
1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
1

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a trout, cooked by you.

1

Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Juna: Here you go.

1

Player: Yes. I'll pay the ten gold.

1

Player: No, sorry.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need an iron dagger, smithed by you.

1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

Player: Tell her to get stuffed.

1

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

1

Arhein: Well done, matey!

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a pike, cooked by you.

1

Awowogei: Spot on!

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Sorry, I haven't got any.
  4. Go get a job!
  5. Ok. Here you go.
  6. Is there anything down this alleyway?
1

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Daga: Here, have this!

1

Guard: Just remember that I'm watching you.

1

Player: Hi, why do you have twigs growing out of you?

1

Centaur: Hello human, welcome to our valley.

1

Player: You're a long way from home, what are you doing here?

1

Player: Clues and challenges?

1

Player: I will! but...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Player: Um, yes, very nice. Lots of... trees and stuff.

1

Cecilia: Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels!

1
  1. Add one or all of this type?
  2. One
  3. All of this type
1

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

1

Meiyerditch citizen: I'm starting to think I made a mistake coming here.

1

Master Crafter: Yeah?

1

Sherlock: Come back to me when you've completed your challenge.

1

Key Master: Here you go.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Gerrant: Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also buy anything you catch off you.

1

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Iron Man tutor: There you go. Wear it with pride.

1

Melee combat tutor: There you go, use it well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Hand over elite clue.
  4. Hand over all.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks Betty
  3. Yes please!
1

My Arm: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

1

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

1
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
1

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

1

The Face: Here you go.

1

Wilough: Thanks miss!

1

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

1

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am most impressed by your equipment, peasant.

1

Player: You fail to pick the guard's pocket.

1

Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

1

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

1

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

1

Horphis: Do you have any dark manuscripts for me, traveller?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 640 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Abbot Langley: Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental mind shield.
  3. An elemental mind helm.
1
  1. Which book would you like to read?
  2. Men are from Morytania, Women are from Lumbridge
  3. Chimney Sweeping on a Budget
  4. Handy Maggot Avoidance Techniques
  5. My Family and Other Zombies
1

Player: I've lost my wolfbane dagger.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I can take him on!
  3. Er, no thanks, I've had second thoughts about it.
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hour, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

1

Player: Right, I'd better get started, see you soon.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
1

Sylas: Yes, indeed! I also imagine poor Rupert never understood why his beard grew so alarmingly fast. Poor lad.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bats.

1

Shop assistant: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

1

Guard: I said stay there, outerlander! You're not welcome in our camp.

1

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
1
  1. Teleport to level 32 Wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Sure, here you go...

1

Gypsy Aris: Hello young one.

1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rellekka.

1

Hudon: Hmmmm!

1

Regath: Nice work!

1

Watchtower Wizard: Greetings, friend. I trust all is well with you? Yanille is safe at last!

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Dark Mage: You be careful with that thing!

1

Drezel: It's a family heirloom after all!

1
  1. The compost bin contains compostable items
  2. I want to use my tomato to make compost.
  3. I'll keep hold of my tomato for now.
1

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

1

Dark mage: You don't seem to have any pouches in need of repair. Leave me alone.

1

Player: I'll just be over here if you need me.

1

Kazgar: Mistag told me it's not safe to guide humans through unless they're carrying a light source. You wouldn't be able to see to follow me.

1

Jungle forester: You might like to use that when you get into the Kharazi jungle, it might attract more natives...

1

Player: How do I leave?

1
  1. Teleport out of the area?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Luthas: Hello I'm Luthas, I run the banana plantation here.

1

Mandrith: Well done.

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. YES
  3. NO
1

Player: Can you repair my items for me?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more about this makeover.
  3. I'd just like to buy some clothes.
1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1

Death: It is not for me to judge how people spend their money.

1

Thessalia: Do you want to buy any fine clothes?

1

Abbot Langley: Greetings traveller.

1

TzHaar-Mej: Sorry, JalYt, I am no longer a diary master. Seek the JalYt in the town above, to the west, known as Pirate Jackie.

1

Sir Kay: Good morrow sirrah!

1

Player: Perhaps I should use the needle with the leather instead.

1

Haris: Hey! I didn't say you could go in there!

1

Lundail: You've already claimed your free runes today. Come back tomorrow for some more.

1

Oziach: Aye, may the gods walk by yer side. Now leave me alone.

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Koftik: Hello %USERNAME%. How's things?

1

Barker: Here, have this.

1

Player: Ehm, thanks... I guess.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. I just want to play.
  4. No, I don't want to play.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you doing here?
  3. Is that your pet monkey nearby?
  4. Where did you get that hat?
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Competition Judge: Hello there, would you like to take part in the archery competition? It only costs 200 coins to enter.

1

Thormac: Yes, it'll cost you 40,000 coins for the materials needed though. Which sort of staff did you want enchanting?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's going on here?
  3. Yeah, I can do some cooking.
  4. No, I'm off.
1

Fionella: Can I help you at all?

1

Mine cart driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you got?
  3. No, thank you.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm going to stop looking for temple, sun and moon pages.
  3. Something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  3. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Player: I don't need any more bird feed.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'll get a lift to Karamja with you.
  3. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the strength training area.
  3. Tell me about the attack training area.
  4. Tell me about the defence training area.
  5. Tell me about the combat training area.
  6. Tell me about tokens.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Sounds great, thanks Veos.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why have the monkeys been multiplying?
  3. What are you going to do about the monkeys?
1

Player: Argh!! Where?

1
  1. Start dream: Moss Guardian
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1

Shop keeper: Hello, bold adventurer! Can I interest you in some swords?

1

Wizard: There you go, enjoy your new armour!

1

Joe: Halt! Who goes there? Friend or foe?

1

TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can you tell me the price of an item?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Guard: What do you want - leave us be!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks.
  3. Well, I'll have a look, at least.
1

Mubariz: Welcome to the Duel Arena!

1

Player: Hello how are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Use logs from inventory
  3. Use logs from storage
1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 2,000 uses: 40,000 coins
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Daga: Would you like to buy or sell some scimitars?

1

Lord Iorwerth: Ahh %USERNAME%. Good day, sorry I cannot stop to talk. So much to do, so little time.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you wish to trade?
  3. Sorry I don't want to talk to you actually.
1

Mubariz: What would you like to know?

1

Player: Hello, what is this place?

1

Mord Gunnars: Hail the conquering hero!

1

Rasolo: Are you sure? I don't have it anymore...

1

Scorpia's offspring: In answer to your question though. Yes I, like every scorpion, would glow.

1
  1. Brine sabre
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Gnome trainer: This isn't a grannies' tea party, let's see some sweat human. Go! Go! Go!

1

Guard: Don't press your luck, outerlander.

1

Iffie: Sorry, dearie, if I stop to chat I'll lose count.

1

Traxi: Move along, human.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ordinary leather.
  3. Hard leather.
  4. Snakeskin.
  5. Dragonhide leather.
  6. I'm bored of leather already.
1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. Please wait...
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How do you know I killed it?
  3. Thanks.
  4. Stop calling me that!
1

Observatory assistant: You may want to check out the book on the table, and perhaps look around for a grave...

1

Gnome trainer: I'm amazed by how much humans chat. The sign over there says training area, not pointless conversation area.

1

Xorrah quo Sihar: Greetings human. Do you seek guidance?

1

Oracle: Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...

1

Radimus Erkle: That's nice. Excuse me now, I have other matters to attend to. Please feel free to explore the rest of the building.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Climb down
1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Player: All your base are belong to us.

1

Sigmund: I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, %USERNAME%? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!

1

Basilisk: Oh, it's moved away. I can see now.

1

TzHaar-Hur-Tel: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: I won't say anything, your secret is safe with me.

1

Spirit tree: None of my brethren are at that location.

1

Legends guard: You're welcome...

1
  1. Assignment: 1 x TzTok-Jad
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

TzHaar-Hur-Tel: Can I help you JalYt-Hur-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Jeff: Tell me, is the guard still watching us?

1

Camp dweller: Yes.

1

Player: I don't have enough room to take anything from this cart.

1

TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Hur-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

TzHaar-Hur-Tel: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-Kal-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Observe which location?
  2. Annakarl
  3. Ghorrock
  4. Carrallangar
  5. Entrance portal
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
1
  1. Assignment: 19 x General Graardor
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Janet : Hiss! What would you care?

1

Next

Player: What?

3850

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

114

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

66
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
60
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
58
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
47
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
42
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
42
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
34
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
26

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

26

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

26
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
24
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
22
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
20

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

20

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

19
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
19

Luthas: Congratulations.

18

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

18
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
17
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
17

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

17

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

15

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

15

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

14

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

14

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

14

Uri: Actions have consequences.

13

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

13

Taria: I have a question for you.

13

Uri: What's cheese?

13

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

13

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

13

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

13

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

13

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

13

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

13

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

13

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

12

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

12

Squire: I have a question for you.

12

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

12

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

11

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

11

Roavar: Here you go!

11

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

11

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

11

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

11

Lowe: Here you go!

11

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

11

Player: Hi, I...

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
10

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

10

Gallow: I have a question for you.

10

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

10

Hajedy: Well done.

10

Hickton: I have a question for you.

10

Uri: *sneezes* What?

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
9

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

9

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

9

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

9

Edmond: Can I help you?

9

Fycie: Human done good!

9

Uri: I have a story about that.

9

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

9

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

9

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

9

Horphis: I have a question for you.

9

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

9

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

9

Marisi: I have a question for you.

9

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

9

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

8

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

8

Baraek: I must ask you something...

8
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
8

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

8

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

8

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

8

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

7

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

7

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

7

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

7

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

7

Eohric: I have a question for you.

7

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

7

Aretha: I have a question for you.

7

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

7

Uri: Loser says what.

7

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
7

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

7

Uri: Can you stand me?

7

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

7

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

7

Clerris: I have a question for you.

7

Femi: Well done!

7

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

6

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

6

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
6

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

6

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

6

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

6

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

6

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
6

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

6

Fortunato: Well done.

6

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

5

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
5

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
5

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

5

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

5

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

5

Brimstail: Well done!

5

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

5

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

5

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

5

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

5

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

5

Arhein: Well done, matey!

5

Cook: Very well done, take this.

5

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

5
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

4

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

4

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
4

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

4

Goreu: Here, solve this.

4

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

4

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

4
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
4

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

4

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

4

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

4

Sacrifice: Here, solve this.

4
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
4

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

4

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

4

Player: Phew! I just made it.

4

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

4

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

4

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

4

Luminata: Here, solve this.

4

Chemist: Well done, have this.

4

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

4

Hunding: Well done.

4

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

4

New recruit Tony: Here, solve this.

4

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

4

The Face: Here you go.

4

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

4

Bartender: Nicely solved!

4

Ned: Well done!

4

Veronica: Well done.

4

Doric: Well done.

4

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

4
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

3

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
3
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
3
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

3

Ranael: Well done.

3
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Hans: Well done, here you go.

3

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

3

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

3
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

3

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

3

Gertrude: Well done.

3

Shantay: Well done.

3

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

3

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

3

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

3

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

3

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

3

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

3

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
3

Hans: Well done.

3

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

3

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

3

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

3

Gerrant: You've done it!

3

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

3

Cook: Well done.

3

Vannaka: Here, have this.

3

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

3

Mandrith: Answer this, please.

3

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

3

Player: Hello.

2
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
2

Horacio: Here, have this.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Spirit tree: You're already here.

2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
2
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2

Oneiromancer: Answer this, please.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

2

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
2

Ewesey: Here you go.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

2

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

2

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

2

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

2

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

2

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

2

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

2

Immenizz: Here, solve this.

2

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

2

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

2
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Quest Point Cape.
  3. Something else.
2

Nieve: I love farming, but I need some help!

2

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

2

Robin: Here you go.

2

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

2

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

2

Squire: OK, here you go.

2

Gunnjorn: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

2

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
2

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

2

Monk: Greetings traveller.

2

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

2

Charles: Very well done, take this.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
2
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
2

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

2

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

2

Abbot Langley: Greetings traveller.

2

Barker: Here, have this.

2

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

1

Player: What's my current farming contract?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1
  1. Mystic robe top
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

1

Player: Hello there!

1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
1

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

1

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

1
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1

Player: This sceptre seems to have run out of charges.

1

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Saniboch: Good day to you, Bwana.

1

Player: Hello again.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

1

Player: Hi!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Gaius: Here you go.

1

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1

Player: Hi.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Player: I think it's hungry!

1

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

1

Candle maker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1
  1. Archaic points remaining: %NUMBER_COMMA%
  2. Spend the archaic points in the original shop.
  3. Visit the new shop.
  4. Discard your archaic points.
1

Thorodin: Hello!

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'The Journey of Souls, by Aretha.'

1
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Edward: Here, solve this.

1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
1

Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

1

Logosia: Here you go.

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
1

Primula: Here, solve this.

1

Juna: Here you go.

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

1

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

1

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

1
  1. Wilderness sword 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Who are you and what is this place?

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Solztun: Can you hear me?

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

1
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1

Cam the Camel: *makes camel noises*

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

1

Ghommal: Here you go.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Thorgel: Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
1

Legends guard: ! ! ! Attention ! ! !

1

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

My Arm: Here, solve this.

1

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
1

Genie: Here, have this.

1

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cows.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. Please wait...
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1

Shantay: Sorry friend, the Shantay Pass is 5 gold coins. You don't seem to have enough money!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello - who are you?
  3. Check my account.
  4. Count for me.
  5. Where can I learn more?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1

Sigmund: So, you've come to mock me, %USERNAME%? But I'll have the last laugh!

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
1
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

1

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

1

Apothecary: Well done.

1
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
1

Duradel: Oh, I see you are a very skilled slayer! That is most impressive. I might be able to do you a favour if you want...

1
  1. What can I help you with?
  2. Cure my yak-hide, please.
  3. Nothing, thanks.
1

Brian: Well done.

1

Player: Hello Elkoy.

1

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

1

Old crone: Answer this, please.

1

Banisoch: I think there's dragons down there. Make sure you're prepared.

1

Kazgar: Mistag told me it's not safe to guide humans through unless they're carrying a light source. You wouldn't be able to see to follow me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow! A real captain!
  3. You there!
  4. Hey ugly!
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hello, what's a little boy like you doing down here?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Lieve McCracken: Oi, I'm Lieve, and I say leave it!

1

Guard Vemmeldo: Please help me with this!

1
  1. Purple sweets: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

TzHaar-Ket: You need help JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: I don't think I'm ever going to be allowed in there.

1

Jokul: You are unusually helpful for an outerlander, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Sloane: Ahhh, hello there, %USERNAME%.

1

Abigaila: I'm afraid I can't let you use my scrying ball now, dear. Clear out everything you're carrying, and make sure you're not sick or poisoned.

1

Player: Ahoy there!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why have the monkeys been multiplying?
  3. What are you going to do about the monkeys?
1

Flynn: Hello. Do you want to buy or sell any maces?

1

Doris: What are you doing in my house?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my redwood tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Monk of Entrana: I'm sorry sir, but no weapons or armour may be worn on Entrana. This rule even forbids items dedicated to Saradomin.

1

Gypsy Aris: Greetings young one.

1

Player: Can I use this garden for my own farming?

1
  1. Rune full helm (g)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. Please wait...
1
  1. Assignment: 22 x Bears
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Assignment: 193 x Trolls
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Wilderness assignment: 34 x The Chaos Elemental
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1