DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (5244)

  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?

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Kitten: Meeow I'm happy.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
317

Player: Easy there tiger.

205

Wanderer: Now go.

179

Hellcat: Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.

142
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
124

Kitten: I want to chase things.

114

Kitten: Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.

102
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
95

Kitten: I'm less than a month old.

91

Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.

82

Hellcat: Prey on the weak and injured. Let's try the wilderness!

80

Hell-kitten: Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!

74

Kitten: I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.

68

Cat: Good but could we go hunting again soon? One of my friends got a medal from Gertrude for catching lots of mice.

67

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

66

Hellcat: Sigh. I think you're the only joke round here, no-fur.

66

Player: I think it wants some attention.

59

Kitten: I'm just a month old.

48

Player: I wonder how old you are...

43

Cat: Can we go to Varrock sewers and chase some rats?

42

Cat: I want to go chase things kill them and then eat them, purrr.

42

Kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

41

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

40

Player: This isn't working the way I thought it would.

38

Kitten: I'm 10 months old.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the chores Bob set you to do.
  3. Ask about something else.
30

Player: Good... I think.

29

Player: Em... Ahemm.. Excuse me?

28

Kitten: I'm 2 months old.

28

Player: I think it's hungry!

27

Kitten: Meow!

27

Player: We'll see what we can do.

27

Kitten: Let's go to the ratpits in Ardougne. I think I fancy a fight!

26

Kitten: I'm 8 months old.

24

Kitten: I'm 5 months old.

24

Hell-kitten: I need to crunch something - lets go ratting!

24

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

22

Kitten: I'm 7 months old.

22

Kitten: I'm 3 months old.

22

Kitten: I'm 4 months old.

22

Player: Oh, now that ones really bad. Guthix save me!!

22

Hellcat: Hiss Hiss! Me! Do it again!

20

Hell-kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

20

King rat: Pfssst!

19

Player: How old are you now?

19
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
18

Player: How are you doing?

18

Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

18
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
16

Felkrash: Yes you can get your lazy cat back in shape with a lot of rat catching, but you really shouldn't let it get into that state in the first place.

16

Hell-kitten: Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.

16

Player: NO!! Just stay out of my head ok?

16

Kitten: I'm 6 months old.

16

Hooknosed Jack: I did now get to it.

15

Hell-kitten: Lets go steal some things from stalls. I do enjoy watching shopkeepers panic!

15

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

14

Overgrown cat: If you don't stop talking to me, I'll never get my slouching time for the day done.

14

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

13

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

13

Player: Who's a good little evil cat then?

13

Hell-kitten: I'm 3 months old.

13

Hell-kitten: Yawn. I need sleep.

12

Hell-kitten: I'm 4 months old.

12

Overgrown cat: I would have thought you would have worked that out by now. Us cats are as wise as that sphinx.

12

Overgrown cat: I suppose that's what you become once you pass your 9th birthday.

12

Player: Good job puss, I think that just about wraps things up here.

11

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

11

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

11

Cat: Me me, scratch me behind the ears.

11

Hell-kitten: I'm 9 months old.

11

Hell-kitten: I'm 7 months old.

11

Hell-kitten: I'm 5 months old.

11

Hellcat: I'm feeling a bit like one of those dog things, all fat and slow. I'd love to do some rat catching.

11

Kitten: You don't think I'm cute and cuddly anymore do you? Is there another cat you like?

10

Kitten: Can we stay here in the sewers and hunt rats? That would be fun.

10

Player: Phew!

9

Unferth: Before you go, I found the strangest thing. There was a package left under the bed, it's addressed to you.

9
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
9

Hell-kitten: I'm 10 months old.

9

Player: I'll bet!

9

Hell-kitten: I'm 8 months old.

9

Overgrown cat: I'd just like to go somewhere nice and warm.

9

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

8

Gertrude: Good good, See you again.

8

Hellcat: Purr!

8

Cat: I'm not as young as I used be, I think I'm beginning to get a bit fat too. Perhaps I should chase more mice to stay fit.

8

Hell-kitten: I'm 2 months old.

8

Player: Thanks.

7

Player: Oh dear.

7

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

7

Hell-kitten: I'm just a month old.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
6

Player: Thanks!

6

Player: I think it's really hungry!

6

Felkrash: You should really name your cat.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
6

Player: Where do you want to go?

6

Player: Touche my friend, touche.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
5

Player: Yes please!

5

Player: What do you want to do now?

5

Cat: Purr!

5

Hell-kitten: I'm 6 months old.

5

Overgrown hellcat: Good answer no-fur.

5

Hell-kitten: Can we go tripping people up as they climb the stairs? It's my favorite.

5

Overgrown cat: Purr, nice master.

5
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm fine thanks.
  3. Do you have any more kittens?
4

Player: ...the ticket?

4

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

4

Player: Well, we had better get out of here and let's do it quietly.

4

Player: Suppose so.

4

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

4

Player: Great! Story time.

4

Grimesquit: I 'ears ya. Bet's ya I'll squash more ratsies dan you....

4

Overgrown hellcat: Only because I know it amuses you. I couldn't care less... mmmmmmmm.

4

Player: You're a bit odd, really, aren't you?

4

Hell-kitten: Can we go and tear up some furniture! I love that!

4

Wily hellcat: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

4

Hellcat: Lets get out of here! Sewers make my fur smell. Somewhere less, erm, organised.

4

Player: You remind me a lot of a young chap called Dave I met once....

4

Player: Well done cat, you won! Those 100 coins should come in handy.

4

Player: I'll think about it cat.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
3

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

3
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
3

Smokin' Joe: Try the stairs into the basement of the 'Laughing Miner'. A grand watering hole it is.

3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3

Player: Ha! Ha!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
3

Player: Hmm... My cat is trying to say something but I'm not wearing the Amulet of Catspeak.

3

Unferth: Please hurry!

3

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

3

Player: Great. I'll get to it.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
3

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

3

Player: Who's an evil little kitty then?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

3
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Player: No I've really had it with you, now scat!

3

Kitten: I'm really hungry, do you have any fish, meeaow?

3

Hell-kitten: I think we should get away from those sisters. They are wierder than Dogs.

3

A butt: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

3

Player: Just take care of yourself cat.

3

Bigwet: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

3

Player: Yuck! I'd rather eat rock soup with the Trolls!

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
2

Player: Hello.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
2

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
2

Bob: Bye.

2

Jimmy Dazzler: Here take this, you might find it useful

2

Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 coins please.

2

Hooknosed Jack: I'm no expert on the larger cats, if you want to train overgrown cats seek out Smokin' Joe in Keldagrim, you know the Dwarven city?

2

Player: Can you make potions for me?

2

Gertrude: Hello, my dear. How's things?

2

Player: Can you rename my cat?

2
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
2

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2

Player: Who's a good cat then?

2

Player: Hmm... he is prone to wandering. But I suppose we might have a look for him.

2

Smokin' Joe: Joe just shakes his head.

2

Player: I think it likes that ball of wool.

2

Hellcat: Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.

2

Player: Ok, I'm with you that far.

2

Player: Putting things in poisoned rat holes isn't my idea of fun.

2

Player: What? I think not...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need help with The Devourer.
  3. Can you tell me about the gods of the Menaphites?
2

Hell-kitten: Meow!

2

Player: Easy, easy don't wear yourself out just yet.

2

Evil Dave: That stew is pretty evil! But I think one of the spices is still a bit wrong.

2

Player: Klenter? I thought he was dead.

2

Phingspet: I 'ears ya. Bet's ya I'll squash more ratsies dan you....

2

Unferth: Oh, OK.

2

Cat: Here's as good a spot as any for some hunting.

2

Hell-kitten: I'm less than a month old.

2

Player: Grrr!! I'll turn you into violin strings yet kitty!

2

Rufus : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Lazy hellcat: Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!

2

Nomnom: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Cat: I'm good. But could we go adventuring soon, I'm tired of talking, meeoow?

2

Sasha : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Mdmark: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Abe : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Player: Aghh!! This is ridiculous, I'm not talking to you again until you start acting sensible.

2

Jimmy : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Joe : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Reaper: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 26,000 coins deposited first.

1
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: Yes please.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
1

Player: What?

1

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Serve...
  3. Go to the bank...
  4. Go to the sawmill...
  5. Greet guests
  6. You're fired
1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: No, no, I wouldn't hurt you.

1

Uri: What's cheese?

1

Grimesquit: What's up with them?

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Eohric: Correct!

1

Ali the Snake Charmer: Read the music, and copy what it says when you play the flute. You should attract rats to you like flies to a bucket of dung.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Player: Hello again.

1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: Can you show me how to train my cat into a wily cat?

1
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
1

Player: I'll be back later.

1

The Face: Felkrash told me of the task she set you.

1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

Oneiromancer: No you do not! Begone!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any jobs for me yet?
  3. Can you explain the Gaze of Saradomin to me?
  4. Can I buy some armour?
  5. Can I switch respawns please?
  6. Goodbye.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more boots?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Rada's blessing?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
  5. Bye!
1

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

1

Hellcat: Come on! We can help Bob!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1

Bob: I am. I can't fight any more, but maybe I can be useful in some other way. Much of this is my fault and it's only right that I help put things right. Now let's get going.

1

Apothecary: Quick, get this to Jack. If I know the man at all, he wouldn't have sent someone else to do this if his cat wasn't seriously ill.

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
1

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

1

Jungle forester: Here, I won't be needing this any longer, and it may help you. Whenever I've used it before, it attracted the attention of jungle natives.

1

Ungadulu: Hurry, Vacu, the heat kills me... ha ha ha

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I'm fine thanks.

1

Gertrude: Well okay, but they're all just as cuddly as each other.

1

Felkrash: Wily cats need looking after or else they get fat and lazy.

1

Larry: You can't bring your cat with you. Penguins hate cats, with a passion. They'll smell it a mile off. Put it in your bag first.

1

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

1
  1. Do you want to leave the grounds?
  2. Yes, let's get out of here!
  3. No I've changed my mind.
1

Bob: Okay, I'll join you there, on Lunar Isle. That's going to be a long walk on these paws.

1

Guard: Please accept this reward from the family!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm really too busy.
  3. Okay.
1

Player: That's ok, take care.

1

My Arm: Now you know more 'bout herbs. Also, I made a new farming patch like you showed me. Whatever you plant in it, I make sure it don't get disease.

1

Sir Vyvin: And for a dedicated White Knight to have reached Master level like yourself, you get only the very best of all equipment available!

1

Player: Why's that?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Evil Dave: Spot on!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
1

Player: Oooooookaaaaay....

1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
1

Player: Yes, I'd love a cuppa.

1

Clay golem: The demon is still wounded. You must open the portal so that I can strike the final blow and complete my task.

1

Tyss: I suppose you are a friend to us. Here, you may have this.

1

Curator Haig Halen: Good heavens! I'd never let you do such a dangerous thing.

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the feller I be needin'.

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 4 council members left to protect!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!

1

Player: Ook Ook!

1

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

1

:

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to enchant it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Wow! A needle! Now what are the chances of finding that?

1

Rantz: You's creature...goes to da over der' place and cook da chompy by da stabber!

1

Player: Hey cat. What's up?

1

Felkrash: You already have a mature cat, look after that first.

1

Beaver: Approximately 32,768 depending on his woodcutting level.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Did you understand what went on in that quest with the devourer and Icthlarin?

1

Hellcat: It wasn't all that difficult to understand.

1

Player: Really? I was, no actually am, still confused.

1

Hellcat: He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.

1

Peter: There's a list pinned up on the camp notice board, near the toilet. Have a look there for useful things you could do. I've got some rewards if you do them all!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nice basement!
  3. Weren't you going to give up evil?
  4. Let me try to explain the time travel thing again...
1

Player: I'd better go and kill some hell-rats then.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you teach me how to use it?
  3. Not yet, sorry.
1

Evil Dave: That's nothing like the stew I tasted. All the spices are wrong.

1

Evil Dave: Hmm... I think you've got the amount of one spice right, but the others are wrong.

1

Evil Dave: So confused...

1

Cat: Meow!

1

Player: No deys only gots 6 of 'em.

1

Player: I think that's about enough of that. I'm off.

1

Hellcat: I fancy pointing and laughing at some demons. They always make me cackle.

1

Gate of War: Correct! Buying accounts is against the rules and you could lose the account at any time if the original owner takes it back.

1

Player: I got some cat ears made for me, don't they look meeeeeeeooooowvalous.

1

Bob: I'm not ready to set out yet. You go on ahead - I'll meet you on Lunar Isle, and we'll ask the Oneiromancer to help us.

1

Cat: Come on! We can help Bob!

1

Cat: I'll explain later!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Fairy Very Wise: must counsel caution, lest this brave hero's efforts are all wasted and the godfather captures you. He won't let you survive a second time.

1

Menaphite Guard: That's right, clear off. You're not welcome here!

1

Veos: I do have some things for you. Enjoy!

1

Ellamaria: One suggests you learn a little patience. These plants should not take long to grow - these patches have been filled with extremely fertile soil that was very expensive to import.

1

Player: Oops, looks like I'm a bit short. I'll have to come back later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. It sounds a little dangerous for my cat.
  3. Wow that sounds like fun.
  4. Is there a limit to how much you can bet?
  5. Can I challenge you and your cat?
1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Directions to ... here actually, I had better keep them, until I complete Jimmy Dazzler's task.

1

Bones: Jimmy doesn't like me talking to strangers.

1

Player: Wah! Yuck, it smells like there's dead cats in there or something. I'm not going in.

1

Guildmaster: Of course! Here you go.

1

Player: I've managed to fix the key.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1

Player: Easy, easy.

1

Kitten: There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.

1

Kitten: No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.

1

Kitten: Very good. Now she needs help in getting Klenter's soul so she tricks some gullible fool into helping her.

1

Player: So if she's so powerful why does she need this gullible fool's help?

1

Kitten: Because of my kind.

1

Player: Vaguely, I think. Why did she choose me to help her then.

1

Kitten: And the rest is simple enough to piece together.

1

Kitten: Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.

1

Player: ...My belly is full from the crunching of bones you leave behind, and my paws ache.

1

Player: Hey, why do Rats need oiling?

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Overgrown hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1
  1. Armadyl platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Sphinx: Come back to me when you befriend one of mine.

1

Player: Hmmm...perhaps I shouldn't try and mix these together. It might have unpredictable results...

1

Sphinx: Well, I suppose I do. Seeing as you're such a good guardian of cats, I'll give you one. Be careful with it, though.

1

Player: Ey! I's bored of 'em.

1

Doris: Oh, he's terribly hard to please, isn't he? I never know how to make food evil enough for him, I just have to try different things and see what he likes.

1

Player: Hi Unferth. How's Bob?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Big bones': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 10 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Player: As if those 'clothes' you're wearing wouldn't do that already.

1

Player: No, I like it this way.

1

Player: I think I'll go there some other time.

1

Hellcat: Thank Zaros for that. Finally some freedom from your ugly face!

1

Priest: Greetings, non-believer. May the blessings of Icthlarin rest on your tired shoulders and may they set you at ease during interesting times.

1

Player: Well seeing as I've had to go off and fetch you for Gertrude already...

1

Hell-kitten: There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.

1

Hell-kitten: No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.

1

Hell-kitten: So you entered the pyramid with me - under her mind control - and stole a canopic jar containing an organ belonging to Klenter.

1

Hell-kitten: Am I a joke to you?

1

Lazy hellcat: Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Cat: No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.

1

Cat: Cats are the only things that can open the pyramid's door, so she needed an adventurer with one.

1

Hellcat: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.

1
  1. Leaving will reset the pylons.
  2. Leave.
  3. Don't leave.
1

Player: I might, but I have a few things to sort out first though.

1

Sphinx: I have to confess that, despite myself, I am impressed by your actions. I may have some work for you at a later date.

1

Hell-kitten: Don't push your luck no-fur.

1

A butt: Here in the sewers seems as good a place as any.

1

A butt: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Cool : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Cool : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Cool : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Wily cat: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Cat: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

1

Cam : Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!

1

Wily cat: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Lazy hellcat: Chicken!

1

Player: Sorry I took so long, Fucboi, it took a while to come up with a name for you.

1

Maggan: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Micah : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Mishi : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Mishi : Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

: Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!

1

Doris: Here puss...

1

Gachi : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Pasato: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Dragon: Go away!! ~From the look in its eyes you decide to leave alone for now.

1

Dragon: Lets go to the duel arena and watch some fights!

1

Abla : Hmph!

1

Sasha : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Ratkil: Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Ratkil: Go away!! ~From the look in its eyes you decide to leave alone for now.

1

Pants : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Dong : I reckon West Ardougne would be the best bet from here.

1

Bussie: Meow!

1

Fluffy: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Fluffy: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Fluffy: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Dad : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Sasha : Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

Connor: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Connor: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Kitten: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.

1

Cabt : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Migger: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Migger: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Cbt : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Shevi : Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Brutus: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Juul : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Nigger: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Player: Pah! You're the laziest old bag of fluff I've ever met.

1

Jimmy : Lets go hunting in Lumbridge.

1

Litten: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Kitten: No complaints, Mom.

1

Amabur: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Amabur: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Nut : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Player: Hmph!

1

Mitten: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Egg : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Kitteh: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Kitteh: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Kitteh: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Reaper: Miaaow!

1

Player: Sorry I took so long, Stupid, it took a while to come up with a name for you.

1

Stupid: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Stupid: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Skamp : Lets go hunting in Lumbridge.

1

Skamp : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Sparky: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Avada : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Next

Player: How old are you now?

1042

Player: How are you doing?

789

Player: Did you understand what went on in that quest with the devourer and Icthlarin?

402

Player: What do you want to do now?

387

Player: Where do you want to go?

358
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
317
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
272
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
107

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

27
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
25

Hellcat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

23
  1. Are you sure you want to do this?
  2. Yes
  3. No
20

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

19

Player: Hello again.

18

Hooknosed Jack: My sources tell me that you were successful in killing the rat?

18

Player: Hello.

16

Player: I think it's hungry!

15
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
13
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
10
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

10

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

10

Player: I think it wants some attention.

9

Cat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
8

Player: Good job puss, I think that just about wraps things up here.

8

Player: Hi Unferth!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
7

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

7

Player: Hey cat, are you up for some competitive rat hunting?

7

Player: I got de ratsies for you's.

6

Jimmy Dazzler: Ah %USERNAME% aren't you just the ticket?

6

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

6

Hellcat: Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.

6

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

6
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

5

Player: Good day.

5

Maze Guardian: Well done on releasing me. Would you like to try another maze?

5

Hooknosed Jack: Ah, it's %USERNAME%, isn't it? Jimmy D said you'd be along. So what can I do for you?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

Player: Hey puss! Any news?

5

Kitten: Meeow I'm happy.

5

Kitten: I want to chase things.

5

Kitten: I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.

5

Hell-kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
4

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

4

Player: This isn't working the way I thought it would.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
4

Grimesquit: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

4

Player: Bob! I've found you at last!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
4

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

4
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
4

Player: Hi, I...

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
3

Player: Hi!

3

Unferth: Hello, I see you have a cat.

3

Player: I think it's really hungry!

3

Kitten: I'm 5 months old.

3

Player: I think it likes that ball of wool.

3

Player: Could you taste this stew please?

3

Phingspet: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

3

Hell-kitten: I need to crunch something - lets go ratting!

3
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Kitten: I'm 3 months old.

3
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
2

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

2

Hooknosed Jack: Have you got the anti-poison?

2

The Face: Ah you, peasant. Felkrash wishes to speak with you.

2

Player: Hello!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
2

Hild: Greetings Adventurer, why have you come to me in my abode?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Bob's parents.
  3. Talk about something else.
2

The Face: Step away from that manhole, you've no business down there.

2
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

2

Tarik: Ouch!

2

Kitten: I'm just a month old.

2
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
2

Player: Who's a cute little kitty?

2

Overgrown cat: I'm old and fat if that's what you're driving at. What, are you thinking of trading me in for a younger model after all the adventuring we've done together? Is that it?

2

Overgrown cat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

2

Hell-kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

1

Player: What's my current farming contract?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
1

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Soldier: Are you here to fight the lizardmen? Be careful - they're fierce!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
1
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Bryn: There's something in that there chest waiting for you. Don't leave it for too long.

1
  1. Drink the so-called 'Bravery Potion'?
  2. Yes, I'll bravely drink the bravery potion.
  3. Actually, let me consider this a bit longer first; it smells a bit odd.
1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

1

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

1

Player: Hello, General.

1

Player: Hello there.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Desert Achievement Diary!

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Player: What happened here?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Robert the Strong.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Player: I've completed that task you set me. Now will you teach me?

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Falador achievement diary!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
1

Hooknosed Jack: Step away from that manhole, you've no business down there.

1

Hellcat: Well done, that's all the chores finished!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Spirit tree: Hello gnome friend. Where would you like to go?

1

Treznor: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

1

Kitten: I'm 10 months old.

1

Player: I thought I killed you?!

1

Smokin' Joe: Have you got that job done yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
1

Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

1

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

1

Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.

1

Olaf Hradson: Who is that? Identify yourself!

1

Player: How can I help Skrach?

1

Player: How can I help the Lumbridge Guide?

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
1

Seth Groats: Hello there stranger, what's the meaning of this intrusion? A farmer's hovel is his castle!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Garbek quo Maten: Be warned human. The Wyrms here are under my protection. I will not let you kill them unless you have permission.

1

Galahad: Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on.

1

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

1

Petrified Pete: It doesn't look like you have 30 Numulites with you unfortunately.

1

Doris: Hello, dearie?

1

Bee keeper: Sorry, you're not the person I need.

1

Player: Putting things in poisoned rat holes isn't my idea of fun.

1

Hellcat: Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.

1

Hellcat: Prey on the weak and injured. Let's try the wilderness!

1

Shantay: Sorry friend, you'll need more inventory space to buy a pass.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Well, I think that's everything...

1

Kitten: Let's go to the ratpits in Ardougne. I think I fancy a fight!

1

Player: Hello! What's going on here?

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

1

Player: Directions to ... here actually, I had better keep them, until I complete Jimmy Dazzler's task.

1

Kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

1

Kitten: I'm 2 months old.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the chores Bob set you to do.
  3. Ask about something else.
1

Hell-kitten: Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 3 months old.

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 10 months old.

1

Kitten: Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.

1

Kitten: It wasn't all that difficult to understand.

1

Hell-kitten: Yawn. I need sleep.

1

Hild: Greetings Adventurer, have you managed to find Bob yet?

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 7 months old.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Hell-kitten: I'm just a month old.

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Cat: It wasn't all that difficult to understand.

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Tati: What'you want?

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Hell-kitten: Can we go and tear up some furniture! I love that!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
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  1. Do you want to skip your target?
  2. Yes - there is no penalty.
  3. No.
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Kitten: Sorry human, but what are you wearing?

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Player: Well done cat, you won! Those 100 coins should come in handy.

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Player: Hello Fluffs.

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Vannaka: You're still hunting black demons in Taverley Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

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