DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (12530)

  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box

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Quiz Master: CONGRATULATIONS! You are a WINNER! Please choose your PRIZE!

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Quiz Master: COR-RECT! Okay, next question!

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  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
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  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Player: I've completed my farming contract.

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  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
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Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Player: Hello.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
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Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
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Player: I think it wants some attention.

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  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
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  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
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Player: Hi, I...

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  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Player: I think it's hungry!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

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Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

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Player: Hello there.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
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  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
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  1. Finds placed in this crate can not be retrieved!
  2. Yes, place all my finds in the crate.
  3. No, I'll keep hold of it.
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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
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Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

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Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

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Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
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  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
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Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

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Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

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  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
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Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

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  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
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Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

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  1. Is your party ready to fight?
  2. Yes, let's begin.
  3. No, don't start yet.
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Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

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Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

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Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

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Player: Hi.

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Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

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  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
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Spirit tree: You're already here.

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  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

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  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
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Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

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Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

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Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

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  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
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Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

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  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
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Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

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Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

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  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 26 x Teak logs
  3. Something else...
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  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
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  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
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Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

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Player: Hello!

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Villia: Thank you very much. In return, please accept a token of my thanks.

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Uri: I have a story about that.

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Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

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Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

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Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

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  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
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Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

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Player: Here! I have your Blindweed!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
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Player: What's my current farming contract?

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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
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Quiz Master: WELCOME to the GREATEST QUIZ SHOW in the entire of Gielinor!

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Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

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Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

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TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
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  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

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  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
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Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

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  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
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Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

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Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
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Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

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  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
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Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

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Player: I've lost the artefact...

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Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

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Player: I have some bones for you.

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Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
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  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

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Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

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Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

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  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
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Player: Hi, I have got your ball back. It was MUCH harder than I thought it would be.

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Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

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  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
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Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

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Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

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  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
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Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

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  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

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Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

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  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
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  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
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Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

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Sam: Thanks, I'll get on with reading it. Meanwhile, you can have this other book of mine - I won't be wanting to read it again.

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Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

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  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

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  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
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  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
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  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

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  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
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Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

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Kamfreena: Ahh I see that you have one of the defenders already! Well done.

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Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

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Aretha: I have a question for you.

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Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

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King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

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Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

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Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

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Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

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Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

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Player: Phew! I just made it.

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Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

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  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
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Malignius Mortifer: So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?

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Uri: Loser says what.

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Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

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Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

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Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

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Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

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Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
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  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
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Tindel Marchant: Hello there! Welcome to my special antiques boutique.

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Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

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Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

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Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

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Jardric: Hello there.

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Florin: Get out of it! You ain't comming in here to get our blood or our food!

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Player: I can take you to Burgh de Rott.

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Player: Hello, how's it going?

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Clerris: I have a question for you.

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Player: Greetings. Would you happen to be Johnathon Fitzharmon?

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Sylas: Have you cut down the stalk?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
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Veronica: Well done.

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TzHaar-Mej-Kah: Wait for my signal before fighting.

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Femi: Hello there.

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Player: You fail to pick the TzHaar-Hur's pocket.

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Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hello there friend.

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  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
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Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

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  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Player: Penguin time!

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Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

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Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

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Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
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Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

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Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

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  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

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  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

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Soldier (tier 1): Hello. Do you fancy a fight? It's just a bit of fun, so I can practice melee combat. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
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  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

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High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

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Juna: Tell me... a story...

2
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
2

Baraek: I must ask you something...

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  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
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Player: You pick the man's pocket.

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  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
2

Player: Hello Nickolaus, how are you getting on with your discoveries?

2

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

2

Radimus Erkle: Here, solve this.

2

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

2

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

2

Arianwyn: Hello there %USERNAME%, glad to see you made it here okay.

2

Player: Hello again.

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
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Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

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Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

2

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

2

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

2

Player: Hi!

2

Gallow: I have a question for you.

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Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

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Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

2

Ranael: Well done.

2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the alchemical combination.
  3. Cancel.
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Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

2

Eluned:

2

Vyrelord: Will you be entering the Theatre? It will be fun to watch you die.

2

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Captain Khaled: Eh, what do you want?

2

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

2

Player: Veliaf? What are you doing here?

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Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

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  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

2

Player: You smack the bandit over the head and render them unconscious.

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  1. Kick them?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

2

Player: What happened here?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
2

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

2

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

2

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

2

Player: Er, hi.

2

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
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Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

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  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
2

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over medium clue.
  3. Cancel.
2

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

2

Haemas Lamescus: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Player: So, you're doing laundry, eh?

2
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
2

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

2

Trossa: Can I help you, traveller?

2

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

2

Oronwen: Hello, can I help?

2

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

2

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello there! Are you alright?
  3. I need to know about the Red Axe...
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aviansies.

2

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

2

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

2
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Two
  4. All
2

Player: Hello?

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

2

Cook: Very well done, take this.

2

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

2

Player: I don't think I'll get that back if I put it in there.

2

Player: Hello. Are you Duffy?

2

Player: Col. O'Niall, this is worse than we thought.

2

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
2

Player: Do you know a raccoon called Dufresne?

2

Player: Now I just need someone to deliver it for me.

2

Player: Hey Tiffy, I lost my CommOrb...

2

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

2

Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?

2

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

2

Mysterious Voice: Who are you and what do you want?

2
  1. Construct it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Aggie: What can I help you with?

2
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
2

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

2

Player: I believe you might be able to reward me for my progress in this arena?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
2

Gerrant: You've done it!

2

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

2

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: The human seems a bit lost Councillor, could you help them please.

2

Player: I have a cranial clamp for you, doctor.

2
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
2

Kamfreena: Your time is up, please make your way to the exit.

2

Horphis: Do you have any dark manuscripts for me, traveller?

2

Customs officer: Can I help you?

2

Velrak the explorer: Thank you for rescuing me! It isn't very comfy in this cell!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

2
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: Your Majesty.

2

Flippa: Nope, you wrong person.

2

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. I need help with fighting a Tanglefoot.
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
2

Amy: Hey I'm Amy, how may I help you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
2

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

2

Veos: Hello there.

2

Elena: You're back! So what did Guidor say?

2
  1. Pay 4 baskets of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana! I am Trufitus Shakaya of the Tai Bwo Wannai village.

2

Player: How are we doing on the statue?

2

Veliaf Hurtz: You're back. Any luck in Canifis?

2

Maisa: You're not Kaleef!

2
  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
2

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

2

Soldier (tier 1): Don't you already have a set of my armour?

2

Player: Hello there, What's wrong?

2

David: Build us a stove mate, I'm absolutely starvin'!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Merchant's trial
  3. Ask about becoming a Fremennik
2

Mistag: Hello, friend?

2

Player: Hello Aluft.

2

Player: Now what were those magic words again?

2

Captain Tock: So what's happening now?

2

Abigale: Help! Help!

2

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?

2

Beggar: Please kind sir... my family and I are starving...

2

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2

Player: Hi, Sylas. I have Grimgnash's feather for you.

2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 25 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
2

Munty: Can I help you, human?

2

King Sorvott IV: I have just one final task before you leave %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

2

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets here. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

2

Player: (Hmmm ... better not let those guards see me...)

2

Player: Hello Almera.

2

Gallow: Welcome to the vinery, young man. Can I help you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
2

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

1
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Vyrewatch: Halt! Halt, I say!

1

Old Man Ral: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Vyrelord: Leave me alone food sack!

1

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Uri: Actions have consequences.

1
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Larry: On the way I'll tell you how I learned to teleport. Well, this one time I got stuck in a wall...

1

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

1

Player: Are you okay?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do this?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Savant: There he is!

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

1

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
1

Player: Would you sign this petition form, please?

1

Taria: I have a question for you.

1

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

1

Player: What's going on here?

1

Soldier (tier 1): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1

Player: I can see a lot of foul looking smoke at the bottom of this well.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Vyrelord: I do enjoy a day out at the Theatre.

1

Vyrelord: Get lost!

1

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

1

Uri: What's cheese?

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Un-note: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Drezel: Ah, %USERNAME%. Glad you made it. Things are worse than I feared down here. I'm not sure if I will be able to repair the damage.

1

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

1

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: The Wise Old Man has disguised himself as a corpse in a coffin to help you two.

1
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Ardougne cloak 3: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Gypsy: %USERNAME%, I must warn you, inside that dimension you will have no assistance from the gods, and your prayers will not work at all!

1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

1

Razmire Keelgan: Well done...I feel this serum is really working on me. I think you've cracked it my friend! I'd like to give you something for your trouble!

1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
1
  1. Use brute strength on the gates?
  2. Yes, I'm very strong, I'll force them open.
  3. No, I'm having second thoughts.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1

Player: I have an Adamant defender, please let me in to kill some more Cyclopes!

1

Olaf the Bard: Hello again to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Us bards should stick together, what?

1

Soldier (tier 3): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

1

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana, have you been successful in getting the Rogue's Purse?

1

Mosol Rei: Run! Run for your life! Save yourself! I'll keep them back as long as I can...

1

Player: I brought you some more essence.

1

Professor Gracklebone: Aren't you helping someone else at the moment? Don't let me interrupt.

1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Kennith, I've made an opening in the wall. You can come out through there.

1

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Larry: You're safe! I was really worried for a while there. What happened?

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1

Thirus: There you go, 80 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Honour guard: Hail, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Goreu: Here, solve this.

1

Nikkie: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

1

Legends guard: Yes ma'am, how can I help you?

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Edmond: Can I help you?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about Recipe for Disaster.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

1

Gamfred: Ello there. I'm Gamfred, the engineer in this here guild. Have you seen my catapult?

1
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1

King Narnode Shareen: Have you found all of those spies yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1

Player: This sceptre seems to have run out of charges.

1
  1. Pour the potion into the slot?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Trufitus: My greatest respects Bwana, I have communed with my gods and the future

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'The Ideology of Darkness, by Philophaire.'

1

Player: Hello there, what's going on here?

1

Player: Urrrgggg.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Stay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1

Farming Gricoller: Hey, young lady, do you know what you're doing in there?

1

Artur Hosidius: Hello. I wasn't expecting to see anyone else down here.

1

Fycie: Human done good!

1

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1

Safalaan Hallow: Mekritus... Andiess... Flaygian... How many more need to die to those monsters?

1

Player: Hello Koftik.

1

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

1

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: Is it true a level 3 skiller caught one of your siblings?

1

Player: Hey.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Ewesey: Here you go.

1

Alec Kincade: Greetings adventurer. Welcome to the Myths' Guild.

1

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1
  1. Do you wish to pass through the flames?
  2. Yes - I know I'll get hurt.
  3. No way!
1

Player: Hmmm. Looks like Carl is pretty much out of Bloody Bracer. He'll need to collect more from his supplier soon.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

1

Player: Do you know anything about this rock in the mines?

1

Player: Excuse me... would you happen to be Rolad the scholar?

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
1

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

1

Player: Good day, wanderer.

1
  1. Pay 6 cadava berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1

Matthew: Did you find that book?

1

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Archeio: Hello. Would you like to visit the Library Historical Archive? We've recently opened the archive to visitors.

1

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crawling Hands.

1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight: Thank you, all I need to do is figure out how to get these logs into that vial, but that's my problem. Take this as a reward.

1

Bank guard: Yes?

1

Player: Look, I found all of your missing pages!

1

Candle maker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: You fail to pick the HAM guard's pocket.

1

Player: You pick the HAM guard's pocket.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over all.
1

Player: Hello again. How's things?

1
  1. Fix the boat?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Brimstail: Well done!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: I have been to the Sin Seer. She has made her verdict.

1

Thorodin: Hello!

1

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

1

Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.

1

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

1

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

1

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

1

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

1
  1. Are you sure? You won't get that item back.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Climb into the fissure?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go!
  3. No thanks, I'm having second thoughts.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the dragon threat.
  3. Talk about something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

1

Harold: Come in!

1

Player: Hello there! General Khazard sent me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
1

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wolves.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are all those people in there?
  3. I have a candlestick now.
1

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

1

Player: Rolad gave me a book that was quite interesting to read! I think I know what's inside it!

1

Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?

1

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I buy a beer please?
  3. Have you heard any rumours here?
  4. I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
1

Player: The IOU says that Harold owes me some money.

1

Squire: I have a question for you.

1

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

1

Orrvor quo Maten: I have some items of yours here human. I'd recommend you collect them before returning to the lair.

1

Horphis: I have a question for you.

1

Horace: Welcome to my shop. Would you like to buy or sell something?

1

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

1

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: Hah! Got you now!

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Shiratti the Custodian: Thanks for returning the statuette. You have freed us of our curse. May you forever be considered a friend of Elidinis and her followers.

1

Zambo: Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja island.

1

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Player: Hey little snake!

1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

1

Roavar: Here you go!

1

Immenizz: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Eadgar: Oh, it's you. Have you got me a parrot yet?

1

Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?

1

Emily: Heya! What can I get you?

1

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

1

Thormac: Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me?

1

Player: I have a fire cape here.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Player: I've completed that task you set me. Now will you teach me?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Hajedy: Well done.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

1
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Icyene Graveyard.
1
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Hello, who are you?

1

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

1

Bert: Eeee, wha' shall I do! I'll mos' certainly lose tha job...

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Runolf: Here, solve this.

1

Bartender: Can I help you?

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a trout, cooked by you.

1

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

1

Gertrude: Well done.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dark Beasts in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Bank all ensouled heads?
  2. Yes, bank all ensouled heads.
  3. Yes, bank all ensouled heads and don't ask again.
  4. No, leave my heads alone.
1

High Priest: Have you managed to return the jar yet?

1

Cave monk: Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods,

1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing ringing that bell?! Don't you think some of us have work to do?

1

Player: Hello Sir, do you run the Sand Corp?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Charge the scythe
  3. Uncharge the scythe
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Safalaan Hallow: Good to see you, %USERNAME%. Glad you made it here safely.

1

Player: I've got your schematics all assembled, and I have that golden helmet as well!

1

Seaman Lorris: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

1

Captain Khaled: What are you playing at? I've given you a job, get it done.

1

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

1

Lokar Searunner: So you got that seal yet from Brundt the Chieftain? Can I leave this dump of a town?

1

Commander Veldaban: %USERNAME%! Have you heard?

1

Juna: Before you can collect the Tears of Guthix you must make a bowl out of the stone in the cave on the south of the chasm.

1

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

1

Ellena: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: I must hide the mistress's symbol somewhere in the ceremonial room so that she can enter the pyramid when ever she pleases.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: That tracker gnome was a bit vague about the x coordinate! What could it be?

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Take the orb to King Bolren, I'm sure he'll be pleased to see you.

1

Player: You there, stop!

1

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Hickton: I have a question for you.

1

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I can find the Phoenix Gang?
  3. Can you sell me some furs?
  4. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
1

Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. All
  4. X
1

Murcaily: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1

Ambassador Ferrnook: Excellent. A taste of home.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Player: Hello again!

1
  1. Pay 60,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 60,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Breive: Hey, you don't *cough* wanna go in there without *cough* some kind of protection from the smoke. Your lungs aren't as tough as *wheeze* mine.

1

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

1

Brian O'Richard: And where do you think you're going? A little too eager I think. Come and talk to me before you go wandering around in there.

1

Brian O'Richard: Hi there, looking for a challenge are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Is there anything else interesting to do around here?
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
1

Yanni Salika: That's a great copy of Bervirius notes. Here's 100 coins for it.

1

Yanni Salika: That's a great Locating Crystal. Here's 500 coins for it.

1
  1. Which points would you like to spend?
  2. Attacker Honour Points
  3. Defender Honour Points
  4. Collector Honour Points
  5. Healer Honour Points
1

Player: I need some help.

1

Hamal the Chieftain: Greetings, outerlander, I am Hamal. I am the chieftain of this tribe.

1
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Hello doctor. I need to acquire some protective clothing so that I can dispose of some diseased sheep.

1

Fairy Queen: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana... Why do you make such strange sounds and disturb the peace of the jungle?

1

Osman: Well done. A great rescue. I will remember you if I have anything dangerous to do.

1

Elstan: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Hunding: Well done.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to go down the Ladder?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Demon butler: Greetings! I am Alathazdrar, butler to the Demon Lords, and I offer thee my services for a mere 10000 coins!

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 120 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Here, have a look at this...

1

Player: Er... yes, hello?

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Excuse me?

1

Player: I can see the embers of a fire up ahead. Has someone else been in these caves?

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

1

Uri: Can you stand me?

1

Player: Hey... I have something for you!

1

Ana: Hey, what do you think you're doing?

1

Filliman Tarlock: Did you manage to get something from nature?

1

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

1

Kragen: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Great! It's opened it.

1

Player: Are you, by any chance, Svidi? Sent by Hamal to talk to Brundt and the council of Rellekka?

1

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the west.

1

Col. O'Niall: %USERNAME%, there you are.

1

Player: Okay, now that the creature's dead we can get you out of here.

1

Ug: You defeat Arrg yet?

1

Player: Give me a quest!

1

Murcaily: Great, I saw you were fixing the fence earlier, it looks like you've got the hang of this now! Let me give you something for your effort!

1

Gunnjorn: Haha welcome to my obstacle course. Have fun, but remember this isn't a child's playground. People have died here.

1

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

1

Dr Jekyll: Sorry, I'm trying to get a herb from %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Player: Brundt gave me the guarantee of safe passage to give to you!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What should I be doing to help again?
  3. How did Lord Sinclair die?
  4. I know who did it!
1

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

1

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

1

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

1

Player: Hey, who're you?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

1

King Vargas: How are your investigations going, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

1

Gorhak quo Narga: Greetings human.

1

Dallas Jones: Hello again.

1

Solus Dellagar: Well you ARE a persistent fellow aren't you?

1

Player: Hey, ehm... Asleif spirit thing? Hello?

1

Player: Do you know there is a strange bear like thing in a cave near the pool?

1

Robin: Here you go.

1

Player: I think I should maybe catch my own.

1

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Zul-Onan: Shhh! Don't disturb the sacred eels.

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

1

Loinur: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Player: Are you all right? You seem a little...incoherent.

1

Wounded soldier: Got a medpack? I feel terrible.

1

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

1

Baxtorian: Oh... Hello. Good work finding Lord Crwys and Lady Hefin. I never thought I'd see the other elders again, maybe we'll have a chance with them alongside us.

1

Grew: The morsel is back. Does it have our tooth for us?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Dallas Jones: Have you managed to find those map pieces yet?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
  4. Clockwork toy
1
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
1

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

1

Cook: What am I to do?

1

Cook: Hello friend, how is the adventuring going?

1

Treznor: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Og: Where my gold from dat dirty Toban?

1

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. How can I help you?

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met friend. Didn't think we'd be back here so soon.

1
  1. Enter the mausoleum?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Can I buy a ticket?

1

Player: The penguin gave me his mission report and told me to go to Lumbridge to speak to the penguins there and then go to 'the outpost'.

1

Player: So, we're in Lumbridge. Where are these penguins?

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. About those enchanted secateurs again...
  3. I've spoken to the master crafter...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1

Yohnus: Sorry Bwana - I charge a fee of 20 coins to use my furnace.

1

Player: Hi, your highness, did you think about what I said?

1

Player: Well well! Meeting with the Iorwerth clan, Ysgawyn? This doesn't look good for you!

1

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

1

Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing. If you want to cross here, you must pay me 20 gold pieces first!

1

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

1

Player: I'm on the lookout for ceremonial clothing so I can visit my dreams. I don't suppose you could help me out?

1

Squire: OK, here you go.

1

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

1

Player: You know... I'd really rather not.

1
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
1

Savant: %USERNAME%, come in, this is Savant.

1

Culinaromancer: It seems I will have to deal with you myself!

1

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

1

Broken Handz: If you'd like to see someone fighting Zulrah, feel free to borrow my telescope.

1

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1

Player: Veldaban, I must tell you something incredibly important!

1

Councillor Unkar: ...and he says that it's of the greatest urgency.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Varrock Achievement Diary!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Snowflake: Thank you for getting our herb patches to work. Now Boulder can grow goutweed for my people, and they are very happy.

1

Turael: Very well done, take this.

1

My Arm: You got da goutweedy lump yet?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Basilisks in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Ranged combat tutor: Hey there adventurer, I am the Ranged combat tutor. Is there anything you would like to know?

1

Player: I knew it were you matey! 'Ere, have some of the good stuff!

1

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

1
  1. There's a glowing fungus I placed in here earlier.
  2. Take it.
  3. Leave it.
1

Safta Doc: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
1

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

1

Liliwen: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1

Lady Ffion Meilyr: At last Baxtorian calls to me. I can't say I expected him to send a human, but I suppose nothing is as expected these days.

1

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Peer the Seer: Though I appreciate your efforts in our trials, I'm afraid I can't speak to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Player: Ok make me some yellow dye please.

1

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1

Player: Hey Elena.

1

Eniola: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?

1

Barlak: Those bones! Those are exactly the sort of thing I need! Will you sell them?

1
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Dwarven Boatman: Ho there, human!

1

Prospector Percy: Ye wants to go up there, eh? Well, ye'll need level 72 Mining first. An' don't think ye can fool me with yer potions and fancy stat-boosts. Get yer level up for real.

1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'A letter from Lord Hosidius to the Council of Elders.'

1

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

1
  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental shield.
  3. An elemental claw.
  4. An elemental helm.
1

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

1

Bill Teach: Ye came!

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: You! Get to work!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

1

Player: Hello Islwyn.

1

Squire: Hi, how can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
  5. Clockwork toy
1

Player: Good news, the bandits have agreed to give you a camel in order to restore peace.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: Hello Gertrude. Fluffs ran off with her kitten.

1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1
  1. Mystic robe bottom (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Okay, Doctor, time to get in the crate.

1

Make-over mage: Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance!

1

Alice: Hello. How can I help you?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Thanks for repairing my soul bearer.

1

Vestri: Hmmph. What do you want?

1
  1. Return to the prison?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Cook: Well done.

1

Black Knight Captain: So... how's the secret weapon coming along?

1

Bill Teach: Ye've done it lad! They're sunk now!

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Hey, JalYt, you were in cave only a moment ago. You wait a bit before going in again.

1

Donie: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Kylie Minnow: I don't think I have given you access to my fishing platform. Come and speak to me if you would like to get access.

1

Player: Were you once a disciple of Necrovarus in the Temple of Phasmatys, old woman?

1

Genie: Here, have this.

1

Player: ... and that's how I solved the murder of Lord Sinclair.

1

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. Can you make another monkey talisman?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is your name?
  3. Can I have the key to the chest?
  4. Is this your toy boat?
1

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

1

Rock Golem: I have an idea for a song.

1

Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

1

Konoo: More digging, less talking!

1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

1

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land? You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open and letting out all my sheep, are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Tristan.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the brooch.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Player: It's nice to see a human face around here.

1
  1. Drop your certificate for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

1

Bandit Leader: Come here my friend, so I may embrace you. You have done us a great turn by disposing of those Menaphites.

1

Avan: I have received word from my father that you assisted us again! I get the feeling you weren't going to stop trying until you did though.

1

Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  4. Cancel.
1

Vannaka: Here, have this.

1

Player: 'A History of the Goblin Race'. This must be it.

1

Rantz: Hey You! Got da chompy yet?

1

Fycie: Dad say's you's roastling da chompy for us! Slurp! Me's wants tomato wiv mine! Yummy, can't wait to eats it.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Player: Hello there. My name's %USERNAME%.

1

Player: I better not steal other people's fish!

1

Player: I've manufactured the magnet; here it is.

1

Femi: Well done!

1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1

Lyra: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Ignisia: Do you have something for me?

1

Boot: Hello tall person.

1
  1. Which book would you like to read?
  2. 1001 Ways To Eat Fried Gizzards
  3. Practical Gardening For The Headless
  4. Human Taxidermy for Nincompoops
  5. The Joy of Gravedigging
1

Player: Well, I tried to hack the trees with my axe, but it just bounced off the trunk! It did all seem all-too-convenient to work on the first try.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Rune battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Rune med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: I've lost my wolfbane dagger.

1
  1. Pay 90,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 90,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Bartender: Nicely solved!

1

Fisherman Frodi: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Rasolo: Many thanks for returning my heirloom to me, adventurer. Would you like to buy something?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
1

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

1

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

1

Lazim: How are you and your defective brain doing nowadays, adventurer?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1
  1. The compost bin contains supercompostable items
  2. I just want to make normal compost now.
  3. I want to stick to making supercompost.
1

Ned: Well done!

1

Player: Hi Anita.

1

Gypsy: You will need to feed King Awowogei his favourite dish.

1

Hafuba: Welcome to the temple of Marimbo, child. In less busy times I would bless you, but I have not the luxury of free time at the moment.

1

Hetty: What could you want with an old woman like me?

1

Player: I've been looking for those ingredients.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Osman: Well done; we can make the key now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1

Player: I see you made it back safely.

1
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
1

Queen Sigrid: Hello. Have you found a new anthem yet?

1

Leela: My father sent this key for you. Be careful not to lose it.

1

Logosia: Shhhh!

1

Mother: Welcome to Weiss, troll. I am Mother. Mother sorry about your trouble getting in here.

1
  1. Pay 2,500 coins to use the Blast Furnace?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Jones. We need to talk.

1

Player: Look! I've recovered your armour!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Sarachnis. How many would you like to slay?

1

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: Human.

1
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met friend. Anything to report?

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met friend. Good to see you made it in one piece.

1

Player: I think this is fine as it is.

1

Player: What's my current construction contract?

1

Player: I've finished building the new furniture for your dad.

1

Mariah: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1

Arhein: Hello! Would you like to trade?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chat about Gliders
  3. Hey there, did you get your T.R.A.S.H?
1

Dad: No human pass through arena without defeating Dad!

1

Priest: Peace be with you, friend.

1

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe... task... incomplete...

1

Larry: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1

Player: Hey, Rantz, I've lost the 'stabbie chucker', do you have another one please?

1

Keeper of Keys: 1 adventurer is inside the cave.

1

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe...

1

Seth Groats: How are those chicken cages coming along?

1

Jimmy the Chisel: Hello mate!

1

Player: Hey, Rat! I got your pages back!

1

Player: What are you?

1

Apothecary: Well done.

1

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? Or is there something else you need?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen on the Battlefront.

1

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: Hey, how's it going?

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

1

Dalila: Ooh, lovely view, dear.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 20 x Teak logs
  3. Something else...
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

1

General Wartface: We should wear green armour!

1

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Gauntlets
1

Gnormadium Avlafrim: Hello! Don't get in the way around here, we've got a lot of work to do!

1

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome Traveller. I am King Narnode. It's nice to see an outsider.

1

Knight of Ardougne: Sorry citizen. Only Knights of Ardougne are allowed in the prison.

1

Player: Why are all of you standing around here?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. Ok, I've helped that Gnome, he shouldn't bother you anymore.
1

Shipyard worker: Hey you! What are you up to?

1

Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

1

Princess Astrid: Good day, Sir.

1

Player: So what's the history of these islands?

1

Kob: What you do here, human?

1

Waydar: You should stock up well on food before our journey. I can carry only enough provisions for myself.

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing bothering me? Don't you think some of us have work to do?

1

Player: Okay, I have the Potion of Shared Dreaming; now what?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What shall we do now?
  3. Do you recognise the gnome on the beach?
  4. Can you take me back to your kingdom?
  5. I cannot convince Lumdo to take us to the island...
1

Lumo: Look - a newcomer. I'd say let me be the first to welcome you to Ape Atoll, but I see you've already met the welcoming party...

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls south of Mount Quidamortem.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Hello there, want a ride?

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: You pick the cave goblin's pocket.

1

Lorelai: Ahh I see you've met Rory. As a young Cyclops he's not ready for combat yet so he keeps me company.

1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Hey apprentice, do you want to try out your teleport skills again?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello. Can I get a ride on your ship?
  3. I'm looking for a sailor...
1

Player: There must be some kind of explosive somewhere on this platform that I can use...

1

Player: Hello there. What are you doing here?

1

Sir Prysin: So how are you doing with getting the keys?

1

Denath: Arise, O mighty Delrith! Bring destruction to this soft, weak city!

1

Player: I found your pendant, Princess Miazrqa!

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I've got some stuff you left at the shrine earlier. You should get it back from me before sacrificing yourself again.

1

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana, have you been successful in getting the Volencia Moss?

1
  1. Refuel the furnace?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gatekeeper: Hello, did you just come from the market gates? Are my brothers doing their job well? I do worry that they'll start letting people into the market for free without me being there to supervise them!

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Fremennik achievement diary!

1

Monk: Have you brought the weapon for me?

1

Captain Ginea: Thank you. That will help us track down more of the gangsters' meetings in future.

1

Aisles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Skavid: Bidith tanath...

1

Player: Ook Ook!

1
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

1

Player: I don't think I should be putting that in there.

1

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide.
  3. Talk about other issues.
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Warriors.

1

Player: Glough! I don't know what you're up to but I know you paid Charlie to get those rocks!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Orrvor quo Maten: I don't have anything for you human. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Vallessia von Pitt: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Cat: Meow.

1

Old crone: Answer this, please.

1

Lumo: Good work dealing with those abominations, %USERNAME%, you should talk to the commander.

1

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young woman? What can I do for you?

1

Bill Teach: I suppose ye'll be wantin' a lift while yer here, right lad?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any quests for me?
  3. Other
1

Tiadeche: Hello, Bwana! We three have finally returned to the village!

1

Player: Your Majesty, do you have a moment?

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
1

Player: How do I leave?

1

Safalaan Hallow: Hello again, %USERNAME%. Do you have any news for us?

1

Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!

1

Player: How are you doing, Dondakan?

1

Player: Hi Mr Gianne.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Klarense: Hello, captain! Here to take your new ship for a spin?

1

Gate of War: To pass you must answer me this: Is it OK to buy an Old School RuneScape account?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. I need to talk to you about a mattress.
1

Blurberry: So where's my Fruit Blast?

1

Captain Tock: Have ye any idea about how to lift the curse?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
1

Orrvor quo Maten: Human.

1

Player: Ahhhh! What have I done!

1

Clerk: What do you think you're doing?

1

Yrsa: Hi. You wanted to buy some clothes? Or did you want to makeover your shoes?

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Western Achievement Diary!

1

Player: Perhaps I should use this in a furnace instead.

1
  1. Pay 20,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 20,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Player: It's not safe for me to stick around this place any more. I should get out of here.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

1

Squire: Greetings, brave knight!

1

Chompy chick: *Chirp!*

1

Player: Err, this doesn't look good. I'd better tell Lord Shayzien.

1

Veos: Brilliant. This is just what I was looking for. Thank you so much for your help.

1

Tower guard: You can't go up there. That's private, that is.

1

Doric: Well done.

1

Dantaera: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Good day, High Tree Guardian.

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Ali Morrisane: Good day and welcome back to Al Kharid.

1

Rantz: Hey you creature..you made da stabbers Dat's good creature!

1

Player: Hello, what's a little boy like you doing down here?

1

Reese: What would you like me to craft for you?

1

Perdu: I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Player: Hello Jerico.

1

Player: Mmm, bird feed! Now what could I do with that?

1

Omart: Well done, the guards are having real trouble with those birds. You must go now traveller, it's your only chance.

1

Player: ... where Captain Tock thanked me profusely for solving the mysterious 'curse' and killing the traitor.

1

Player: Hell yeah! Such a cute puppy!

1

Tool Leprechaun: A cabbage? Don't ye go showing me yer cabbage; this whole farm stinks of the things! Take it away and get it exchanged somewhere else.

1

Abbot Langley: Greetings traveller.

1

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

1

Cook: Hey, who said you could use that?

1

Player: Hello, I've got a vial for you to take to Varrock.

1

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

1

Guard: Halt. I need to conduct a search on you. There have been reports of someone bringing a virus into this area of Varrock.

1

Julie: Please leave my husband alone. He's very sick, and I don't want anyone bothering him.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Lazy hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Aretha: Respect the souls, traveller.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
1

Guildmaster Lars: Welcome to the woodcutting guild. How may I help you?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Meiyerditch citizen: Oh, hello. How's everything?

1

TzHaar-Ket: Hello JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%.

1

Player: Hi there Pete.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove
  3. Upgrade
  4. Cancel
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Yrsa: Nice choice!

1

Squirrel: I want 15 limpwurt roots for that.

1

Mad skavid: Ar cur...

1

Merlin: Welcome, brave knight.

1
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
1

Vermundi: Welcome to my clothes stall, can I help you with anything?

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Hmmmm. Guard! Who is this outlander who has been brought before me?

1

Player: Hello there, I'm %USERNAME%. Your scouts said that I should come and see you.

1

Regath: What do you require, traveller? I deal in many things.

1

Jennifer: What're yer looking for, me luv'?

1

Nikkie: I want 10 pineapples for that.

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be an iron sword.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

1

Mawrth: Those children are nothing but trouble - if I did not watch them all the time, Seren knows what trouble they would get in to!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1

Player: I have been appointed by the King to collect taxes.

1

Turael: You're still hunting bloodveld, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1

Captain Tock: Ahoy, young lass. Might ye be able to help me, perhaps? I be in a spot of bother.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Mawnis Burowgar: My militia are en route from Rellekka. Have you found out anything about Jatizso's plans yet?

1

Ted Rehnison: Good day friend.

1

Player: Say, aren't you a bit tall for a dwarf?

1

Johnathon: I have received word from my father that you assisted us again! I get the feeling you weren't going to stop trying until you did though.

1

Player: Bork! The battle rages on and we are strong, but I need supplies!

1

Petrified Pete: It doesn't look like you have 30 Numulites with you unfortunately.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 640 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Mord Gunnars: Hello, are you %FREMENNIK_NAME% by any chance?

1

Player: I have returned victorious, Mawnis Burowgar.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

1

Player: Is there much competition between you raccoons and the magpies?

1

Player: Hey there, Islwyn said you might be able to help me. He told me you'd know how to consecrate ground for an elven burial. I need to consecrate Glarial's new resting place.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. View memories.
  3. View cutscenes.
  4. Replay Fragment of Seren fight.
1

Player: I'm still looking for some Kelda hop seeds.

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. Please wait...
1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Kandarin achievement diary!

1

Banker tutor: Good day, how may I help you?

1

King Lathas: The adventurer returns, any news?

1
  1. Remove all placeholders from the seed vault?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hello there. Are you the brother of Dron?

1

Player: What's going on here? I see a lot of farming patches with nothing growing in them.

1

Player: Hello again Artur.

1

Player: Hey, who are you?

1

Gate of War: To pass you must answer me this: What do you do if someone asks you for your password or bank PIN to make you a player moderator?

1

Bartender: Welcome to the Sheared Ram. What can I do for you?

1

Tinse Torpe: Hello! You're that student who recently finished all three Earth Sciences exams, aren't you? Come to help us out?

1

Monk: Only members of our order can go up there. You'll need to talk to Abbot Langley if you want to explore the monastery further.

1

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you sir, what brings you to our little town?

1

Player: Hello. Your parents say you saw what happened to Elena...

1

Adventurer Jon: Hello %USERNAME%, what can I do for you?

1

Murcaily: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Kragen: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Player: The note is blank... I'm not sure what I'm meant to be reading right now.

1

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How am I supposed to move statues all the way here?
  3. What I am supposed to be getting again?
  4. Will these patches need much in the way of watering?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any delphinium seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any snowdrop seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know how I could grow a White Tree?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Vestri: Hoi there! Halt!

1

Charles: Hello.

1

Bernald: Do you know anything about grapevine diseases?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need to ask you about strong plant cures.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have those marigolds for you.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Moss Giants.

1

Player: Well, I think that's everything...

1

Player: That's better, the goblins won't get past this piece of fencing now.

1

Tiadeche: Have you taken the Karambwan vessel to Tinsay?

1

Tinsay: Have you found my banana in Karamjan rum yet?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Player: Hello monk.

1

Eblis: Meet me again in the desert East of here, I will use these ingredients to create a scrying glass for you.

1

Player: I have replaced all the cogs!

1
  1. Do you want to talk about lamps?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. No, I'm more interested in impling jars.
1

Guard: How did you get down here?!

1

Mourner: Back away citizen. Several mourners are ill with food poisoning.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 80,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 80,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did I agree to do for delphinium seeds?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Player: Maybe I should let him sleep.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, have you been able to get the Ardrigal?

1

Ilfeen: I don't know your resonance well enough for that.

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: A player says that Jagex prevents you from saying your password backwards in game. What do you do?

1

Player: Oh, look! A raven!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Turael: You're still hunting cave horrors, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1

Mazchna: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Beggar: Please kind lady... my family and I are starving...

1

Player: I don't want to attack the sheep. I need to make it move!

1

Player: ... I had to be shot out of a cannon into a rock! But finally I banished the spirit of the rock and Dondakan could mine his gold.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Good work, %USERNAME%, my troops can take it from here. You and Nieve should investigate the crash site.

1

Player: Who's a cute little kitty?

1

Olaf Hradson: Hey! I'm trying to carve and you're standing in my light! Move it!

1

Rebel Scout: The battle rages on friend. You should get down there and help out.

1

Barlak: Bones!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to aberrant spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Weird Old Man: Pst, wanna hear a secret?

1

Islwyn: Good to see you, %USERNAME%. Are you after some crystal equipment?

1

Vampyre Juvinate: What's your problem, food sack? Better move on before I perforate you real good!

1

Wizard Cromperty: I've already given you your free allowance for today. Come back to me tomorrow for some more.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kourend Castle
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Master Crafter: Sorry, only experienced crafters are allowed in here. You must be level 40 or above to enter.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Manni the Reveller: Hey outerlander! I don't take kindly to people coming here and stealing my beer!

1

Mamma Bufetta: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Alexandra: I want 6 dragonfruit for that.

1

Ewesey: Hey, that's not for you!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Balloon Bonanza.
  3. Nightly Dance.
  4. No action.
1

Utrec: All this mining is tiring work.

1

Swamp Priest: Yessss, adventurer?

1

Player: Of all the high gamble rewards I could have won, I won you...

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Lumbridge
  4. 3: Falador
  5. Cancel
1

Prince Brand: Hello, darling.

1

Black Guard: I'm keeping an eye on you!

1

Lubufu: Keep off my fishing spot, whippersnapper!

1
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: 11 XP
  3. Please wait...
  4. Cancel.
1

Ahab: Arrr, matey!

1

Polmafi Ferdygris: This is a dark day for the Myreque.

1

King Lathas: Leave me citizen. I'm far too busy to talk.

1

Competition Judge: Hello again, do you need reminding of the rules?

1

Anwen: I buy silk. If you ever want to sell any silk, bring it here.

1

Player: Hiya Hermie!

1

Flax keeper: Hello. Do you want to exchange some flax banknotes for bowstrings? I'll exchange 60 for you today, and you can come back tomorrow for more.

1

Nakasa Jovkai: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Sharimika: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1

Zanik: Are you ready to go to the HAM cave now?

1

Femi: Thanks. Yummy.

1

Praistan Ebola: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Leela: Thank you, Al-Kharid will forever owe you for your help. I think that if there is ever anything that needs to be done, you will be someone they can rely on.

1

Pipistrelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Afflicted(Razmire): gurghl mee's

1

Elder Guard: Ah Ah! Ook Ook! Ook Ook! Ah Ah!

1

Agility Trainer: That headgear won't help you here, human! Take it off!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  5. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
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  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 24 x Vampyre dust
  3. Something else...
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  1. Assignment: 105 x Abyssal Demons
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Fenkenstrain.
  3. Please wait...
  4. What's your name?
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  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
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Cave goblin child: Sorry, I'm not meant to talk to strangers.

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  1. Ancestral robe bottom: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
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Lurgon: If you want to sell food in the market, you'll need to renew your permission from the council first. The councillor in charge of giving permission at the moment is Ur-meg.

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Elder Guard: Ook Ah Ook! Ah! Ook. Ook Ook! Ook.

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