DIALOGUE_NPC (14306)

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a chocolate bar on me.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

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Player: Hello there.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
115
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Sandwich lady: I'd best be going - lots more sandwiches to deliver!

71
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
55
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Player: Hello.

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  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
34
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
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  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
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Player: I've completed my farming contract.

25

Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

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Player: I think it wants some attention.

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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Player: Hi, I...

22
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
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Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

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Player: Hello there.

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  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
15
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
15
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
13
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
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  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
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Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

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Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

11
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

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Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

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Player: Hello!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
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Player: What's my current farming contract?

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
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  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
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Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

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Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

9
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
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Player: I think it's hungry!

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  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Player: Hi.

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Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

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  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
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  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
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  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
7
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
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Kamfreena: Ahh I see that you have one of the defenders already! Well done.

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Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

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  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

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  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
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  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

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  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

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Player: You pick the man's pocket.

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  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

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Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

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Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

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Player: Hello?

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Al Shabim: Hello Effendi!

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Player: Can I come through this gate?

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  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
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  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
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  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
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Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

5

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

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Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

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Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

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Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

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Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

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  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
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TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

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Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

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  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
5
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 4)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
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Honour guard: Hail, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

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  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

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Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

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Player: Hello again.

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Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

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Player: Hi!

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  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
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Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

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  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
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Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

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  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
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Player: Okay, it's dead! Let's get out of here!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Natalidae Shadum: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

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Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

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Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

4
  1. Is your party ready to fight?
  2. Yes, let's begin.
  3. No, don't start yet.
4
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
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  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

4
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
4

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

4
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

4
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Spirit tree: You're already here.

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Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

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  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Arianwyn: Hello there %USERNAME%, glad to see you made it here okay.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
4

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

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Vyrewatch: Stand where you are!

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Uri: I have a story about that.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
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  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
4

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

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Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

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Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

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Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

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  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Aggie: What can I help you with?

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Lord Piquan Crwys: Ahh... Stop, stop stop!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
3

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

3
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 3)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

3

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

3

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

3

Uri: Actions have consequences.

3

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

3

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

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Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

3

Player: Hello Sir Amik.

3

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

3
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Hello there!

3

Veos: Hello again, %USERNAME%! What can I do for you?

3
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
3
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
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  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
3
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Juna: Tell me... a story...

3

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

3
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
3
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

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Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

3

Player: I've got the remains of the Saradominist justiciar.

3

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

3

Villia: Thank you very much. In return, please accept a token of my thanks.

3

Player: This door appears to be locked.

3

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
3

Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!

3

Eluned:

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
3

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

3

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

3

Player: Veliaf? What are you doing here?

3

Player: Who are you?

3

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

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Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

3

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

3

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

3

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

3
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Player: You fail to pick the HAM guard's pocket.

3

Player: Hey. How do I get out of here?

3

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
3

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

3

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

3

Uri: Loser says what.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
3
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
3

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

3
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

3

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

3
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
3

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
3
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
3

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

3

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

3

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the Murder Mystery Quest
  3. Talk about the Fremennik Trials
3

Player: Hi, could you refresh my memory: what am I supposed to be doing?

3

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

3

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

3

Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

3

Candle maker: Hi! Would you be interested in some of my fine candles?

3

Hassan: Greetings I am Hassan, Chancellor to the Emir of Al- Kharid.

3

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

3
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
3

Player: Do you know the Carnilleans?

3

Player: ...son...time bubble...culinaromancer...freeze...rockcakes!

3

Kaal-Xil-Dar: The human returns.

3

Arhein: Hello! Would you like to trade?

3

Dad: No human pass through arena without defeating Dad!

3

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe... task... incomplete...

3

Veos: Hello there.

3

Player: Lord Iorwerth, it is done.

3
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, do you have the Snake Weed?

3

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

3

Player: Tamayu, first son of Timfraku!

3

Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!

3

Vannaka: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

3

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

3

Banisoch: Yes?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me food, Bork!
  3. I need Strength potions!
  4. I need Prayer potions!
  5. I don't need anything.
3

Player: Hi, I have got your ball back. It was MUCH harder than I thought it would be.

3

King Lathas: The adventurer returns, any news?

3

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

2

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

2

Uri: *sneezes* What?

2

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

2

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

2

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

2
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

2

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

2

Vyrelord: Get lost!

2

Uri: What's cheese?

2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Un-note: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
2

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

2
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Pay 6 dragonfruit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Easy as pie...

2
  1. Use brute strength on the gates?
  2. Yes, I'm very strong, I'll force them open.
  3. No, I'm having second thoughts.
2
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
2

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

2

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
2
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Jormungand's Prison.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
2
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
2

Fycie: Human done good!

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
2

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

2

Player: Lady Servil.

2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

2

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
2

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

2

Nickolaus: Hello? Er... excuse me?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
2

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

2

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

2

Player: You pick the HAM guard's pocket.

2
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: Hello again. How's things?

2

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

2

Player: Your blow only glances off the bandit's head.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
2

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Wriggle through the rubble?
  2. Yes, I'll wriggle through.
  3. No, I'll stay here.
2

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
2

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

2

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

2

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

2

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

2

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

2

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

2

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Hajedy: Well done.

2

Nieve: I think we've dealt with enough of these things, the troops can handle the rest! Let's join the 10th squad by the breach in the outer wall to the North.

2
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
2
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

2
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

2

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

2

Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Charge the scythe
  3. Uncharge the scythe
2

Player: Hi there.

2

Player: Are you OK?

2
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Safalaan Hallow: Good to see you, %USERNAME%. Glad you made it here safely.

2

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

2

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the Fairy Queen?
  3. Where have all the fairies gone?
  4. Show the Godfather the Certificate!
2

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk to Betty about the Hand in the Sand.
  3. Talk to Betty about her shop.
2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Player: You there, stop!

2

Reldo: Hello stranger.

2
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. All
  4. X
2

Charlie the Tramp: Spare some change guv?

2
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Are you sure you want to go down the Ladder?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Er... yes, hello?

2
  1. You are already in a party.
  2. Stay in my existing party.
  3. Quit that one and apply to this one.
2

Biblia: I have much tidying to do, so please be brief.

2

Uri: Can you stand me?

2

Player: Hello. What you are doing here?

2

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

2

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

2

Brian O'Richard: Tut tut tut, now you know you're not allowed to take anything except that jewel in with you.

2
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Guard: I suppose I might as well let you pass now, since I can't seem to stop you anyway.

2

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

2
  1. Do you want to enter?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Nature Spirit: Hello again my friend, have you defeated three Ghasts as I asked you?

2

Troll mother: Wow, thanks for breaking me out of that ice! But please, my husband is still trapped in there!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What should I be doing to help again?
  3. How did Lord Sinclair die?
  4. I know who did it!
2

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

2
  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 50,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
2
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
2

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, it might be useful.
  3. No, I don't see any need for it.
2

Vampyre Juvinate: Do not disturb me. I must keep an eye on these slaves.

2
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

2

Wounded soldier: Cheers. When I get back on my feet, there's gonna be one sorry lizardman out there.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

2
  1. Construct it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Glough?

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

2

Kolodion: Here, take this enchanted symbol of the gods. It will guide you to the creatures.

2

Iron Man tutor: There you go. Wear it with pride.

2

Auguste: Well, let's get going!

2

Strange Old Man: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

2

Galahad: Welcome to my home. It's rare for me to have guests! Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on.

2

Lady Kelyn Ithell: Oh wow!

2

Player: What the... ?

2

Brother Tranquility: Excuse me...

2

Player: Good news Arianwyn, I have repaired the safeguards on the Temple of Light.

2

Lollk: Thank the heavens, you saved me! I thought I'd be goblin lunch for sure!

2

Player: Do I know you?

2

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Finds placed in this crate can not be retrieved!
  2. Yes, place all my finds in the crate.
  3. No, I'll keep hold of it.
2

Fossegrimen: What can I do for you?

2

Knight: Cough... Hey, over here.

2

Heskel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Brother Tranquility: Do you have the book?

2

Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?

2

Player: Hello Islwyn.

2

Player: Hello there. Where are Islwyn and Eluned?

2

Make-over mage: Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance!

2

Monk: Greetings traveller.

2

Sigmund: Can I help you?

2

Burntmeat: Always humans running through Burntmeat's kitchen these days. It never used to be like dis.

2

Fortress Guard: I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Those Black Knights are in an important meeting. They said they'd kill anyone who went in there!

2

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

2

Lumo: ... and please remain prone until the room has come to a complete stop.

2

Emblem Trader: Don't suppose you've come across any strange... emblems or artefacts along your journey? Antique emblems, or archaic emblems - I trade in either sort.

2

Nirrie: What brings thee to our domain? It has been a long time since

2
  1. Which book would you like to read?
  2. 1001 Ways To Eat Fried Gizzards
  3. Practical Gardening For The Headless
  4. Human Taxidermy for Nincompoops
  5. The Joy of Gravedigging
2

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

2

Observatory professor: Hello.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Fenkenstrain.
  3. What happened to your head?
  4. What's your name?
2

Harry: Welcome, you can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also give you a good price for any fish that you catch.

2
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Elissa: Hello there.

2
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. I need help with fighting a Tanglefoot.
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
2

Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

2

Chief Farmer: Greetings, traveller. I am the Chief Farmer of Hosidius. My wife and I manage the efforts of all of our farmers.

2

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, excellent, you've made your own serum and it seems to work well! Many thanks for using the Serum on me! But beware, I may start to change back soon!

2
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
2

Surok Magis: Well?

2

Elena: You're back! So what did Guidor say?

2

Player: Now what did Elena say it looked like?

2

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the feller I be needin'.

2

Lumo: Look - a newcomer. I'd say let me be the first to welcome you to Ape Atoll, but I see you've already met the welcoming party...

2
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
2

Maisa: You're not Kaleef!

2

Player: Olaf, are you all right?

2
  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Tell me. Why would you want to kill the Grand Tree?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
2

Player: Hello there, What's wrong?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to do the skullball course.
  3. What are the instructions for the skullball course?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Merchant's trial
  3. Ask about becoming a Fremennik
2

Watchtower Wizard: Hello again. Did the potion work?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you ever heard of the Dorgeshuun?
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
2

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

2

Abigale: Help! Help!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you teach me the basics of fishing please?
  3. Tell me about different fish.
  4. Where and what should I fish?
  5. Goodbye.
2

Seth Groats: Hello there stranger, what's the meaning of this intrusion? A farmer's hovel is his castle!

2

Tower guard: You can't go up there. That's private, that is.

2

Player: Good day to you, Elena.

2

Portal of Death: To pass you must answer me this: What do you do if someone asks you for your password or bank PIN to make you a player moderator?

2

Mourner: A doctor? I didn't think there were any left around here.

2

Sanfew: Did you bring me the required ingredients for the potion?

2

Iffie: Sorry, dearie, if I stop to chat I'll lose count. Talk to my sister instead; she likes to chat. You'll find her upstairs in the church.

2

Idris: Halt human! What are you doing here?

2

Vermundi: Welcome to my clothes stall, can I help you with anything?

2

Player: Hello there, I'm %USERNAME%. Your scouts said that I should come and see you.

2

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hello there friend.

2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Endurance (hard)
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know how I could grow a White Tree?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
2

Player: I have some sandstone for you!

2

Fairy Nuff: %USERNAME%! You found us! I'm so glad, I was afraid you wouldn't get my message.

2

Wormbrain: Whut you want?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Omart, Jerico said you might be able to help me.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. I'm trying to free Skrach, can you help?
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
2

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

1

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1

Vyrewatch: Halt! Halt, I say!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 26 x Oak logs
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Vyrelord: Leave me alone food sack!

1

Hairdresser: Good afternoon sir. In need of a haircut are we? Or perhaps a shave? The service costs 1000 coins.

1

Player: Penguin time!

1

Observatory professor: Welcome back.

1

Horacio: Here, have this.

1

Player: Brother Cedric are you okay?

1

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

1

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

1

Hooknosed Jack: Have you got the anti-poison?

1

Kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Savant: Now that Solus is defeated you should take his hat to Sir Amik to prove that you were responsible.

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Demon butler: Mistress, I have returned with what you asked me to retrieve.

1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Ulsquire Shauncy: Ah, hello again, what can I do for you now?

1

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

1

Gravingas: Will you join with me and protest against the evil desires of Necrovarus and his disciples?

1

Taria: I have a question for you.

1

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

1

Odd Old Man: Can I help you with something?

1

Player: What's going on here?

1

Soldier (tier 1): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1

Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Player: I've found tracks leading off to the west. But they trail off into the trees. Beyond that I am unable to follow.

1
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Drezel: Ah, %USERNAME%. Glad you made it. Things are worse than I feared down here. I'm not sure if I will be able to repair the damage.

1

Drezel: Quickly, give them to me!

1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 1)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

1

High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Attack.
  3. Strength.
  4. Defence.
  5. Hitpoints.
  6. Another wish.
1

Larry: On the way I'll tell you how I got this great rucksack. I had this paper hat lying around...

1

Player: ... so Councillor Hughes was arrested, and Lady Piscarilius rewarded me for my help.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Player: The Wise Old Man has disguised himself as a corpse in a coffin to help you two.

1
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

1
  1. Status: 16 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

1

Baraek: I must ask you something...

1

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

1

Player: What ales are you serving?

1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
1
  1. Would you like to squeeze into this crevice?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks!
1

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

1

Player: Hello there. Have you heard of Camorra?

1

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Soldier (tier 3): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1

Soldier (tier 4): Fancy a fight? The combat practice would be good for me. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

1

Captain Donnie: Be that the finest, most abrasive 'rum' I've ever smelled?

1

Luthas: Congratulations.

1

Player: I brought you some more essence.

1
  1. Leaf-bladed sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

1

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

1

Player: Kennith, I've made an opening in the wall. You can come out through there.

1

Kolodion: Bring me the remains of all three magical beings. Do this and I will imbue their combined power into a single god cape of your choice.

1

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Hatius Cosaintus: Good day.

1
  1. You find banknotes for equipment storage crates.
  2. Take one.
  3. Take lots.
  4. Don't take any.
1

Larry: You're safe! I was really worried for a while there. What happened?

1

Oneiromancer: Answer this, please.

1

Oneiromancer: Well done.

1

Monk: *hic* What a party! Wow!

1

Nikkie: I want 15 papaya fruits for that.

1

Alan: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Goreu: Here, solve this.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

1

Maze Guardian: Well done on releasing me. Would you like to try another maze?

1

King Awowogei: Err Where am I? Ooh! Roasted Stuffed Snake, lovely.

1

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1

Bank Guard: Be careful down there!

1
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
1
  1. Walk along dangerous path?
  2. Yes, I can think of nothing more exciting!
  3. No, I'm having second thoughts.
1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

1

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1
  1. Are you sure you want to enter the hideout?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Osten: Are you sure you want to recolour that piece of graceful clothing? It will cost 15 marks of grace.

1

Trufitus: My greatest respects Bwana, I have communed with my gods and the future

1

Player: Urrrgggg.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Sammy look, I have the keys.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1
  1. Are you really sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I wish to enter the unknown.
  3. No, I fear the unknown perils.
1

Player: What's going on?

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
1

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

1
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Rasolo: Have you retrieved my gilded cross for me yet?

1

Echned Zekin: Who disturbs the rocks of Zekin?

1

Safalaan Hallow: Mekritus... Andiess... Flaygian... How many more need to die to those monsters?

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'A letter from Lord Hosidius to the Council of Elders.'

1

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
1

Player: Hey.

1

Alec Kincade: Greetings adventurer. Welcome to the Myths' Guild.

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: What?

1

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

1

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

1

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Start Mapping Kharazi Jungle.
1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Gaius: Here you go.

1
  1. Clean all your herbs at 200 coins each?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

1

Sithik Ints: Arghhhh..what's happened to me...you beast!

1

Player: I've lost the artefact...

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Garv: Oi! Where do you think you're going pal?

1
  1. Drop your key for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hmmm. Looks like Carl is pretty much out of Bloody Bracer. He'll need to collect more from his supplier soon.

1

Snowflake: Have you got the goat dung?

1

Louie Legs: This is just what I needed for my special secret... err... I've said too much! Take this and get out of here quickly!

1

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

1

Player: Good day, wanderer.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Tell me about this portal.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
1

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1

Gate Keeper: I've received orders to let you through if you want. Good luck.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Warriors.

1

Aretha: I have a question for you.

1

Lady Tangwen Trahaearn: Who has awoken me? A human? You are not who I expected.

1

Mercy: Why, hello there, young'un. Did my boy Percy say you could come up here?

1

Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1

Demon butler: I am at thy command, my master.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over elite clue.
  6. Hand over all.
1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Look, I found all of your missing pages!

1

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

1

Candle maker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletons.

1

Player: I have been to the Sin Seer. She has made her verdict.

1

Roavar: M-my lord Malak, what brings you here?

1

Malak: A human, eh? Give me one good reason why I should not just take you to Lord Drakan now.

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'The Journey of Souls, by Aretha.'

1

Player: You smack the bandit over the head and render them unconscious.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

1

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

1

Devan Rutter: Word on the streets is that Conrad King has met his maker. The Queen is impressed, you should head on in and speak to her.

1

Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.

1

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

1

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Are you sure? You won't get that item back.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll be fine without a tinderbox.
  3. I'll come back with a tinderbox.
1

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana, we saw your fight with the Demon from some distance away. My people are so pleased with your heroic efforts. Your strength and ability as a warrior are Legendary.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about the dragon threat.
  6. Ask about anything else.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

1

Player: Glough has been defeated, and his demonic creations are trapped deep within the caverns to the North.

1

Player: What happened here?

1

Player: Hello there! General Khazard sent me.

1

Player: I found Ruantun in Draynors sewers. He made me this pot, now where can I get some fresh blood to fill it with?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

1

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Watchtower Wizard: Who are you? Are you one of the new guards?

1

Lovada: Here you go.

1

Probita: My insurance fee is 500,000 coins. Once you've paid that, the pet's insured forever, and you can reclaim it here unlimited times for a reclamation fee of 1,000,000 coins.

1

Player: Bob! I've found you at last!

1

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

1

Player: I have some bones for you.

1

Odd Old Man: Great! Let me take a look at them.

1

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
1

Player: Er, hi.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1

Malignius Mortifer: So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?

1

Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't think so, it might animate and attack me!
  3. Yes, I may find something else on the corpse.
1

Prospector Percy: Oi, git yerself out of that hole! It's not safe in there.

1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1
  1. There is nothing in the tray...
  2. Pull the lever.
  3. Do nothing.
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Morytania Achievement Diary!

1

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

1

Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

1

Ug: Arrrghhh, die man-thing!

1
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1

Brother Aimeri: Greetings traveller, I was injured while exploring down here. Could you spare me some cooked fish, meat or vegetables?

1

Brother Aimeri: Thanks for helping me. Is there anything you'd like to know about this temple? If you find anything in here, show it to me and I'll tell you what I know about it.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Seaman Thresnor: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

1

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about a quest.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): I don't think you've got anything that I can decant.

1

Aga: What you want, man-thing?

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
1

Player: What do you make of this?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: I lost my copy of The Big Book of Bangs.

1

Player: Here, I cooked this for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Do you know where I can find Trollweiss?
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*

1

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

1

Player: I'm looking for schematics to modify the dwarven multicannon to fire a human. Can you help?

1

Duradel: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Falador achievement diary!

1
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Troll child: Oh, I'm sorry. My mommy says, that we ice trolls are so cold we can freeze the air around us when we are upset or angry.

1

Player: Hello, who are you?

1

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1

Luminata: Here, solve this.

1

Pirate Jackie the Fruit: Ahoy!

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: I'll have to charge you 10 gold to cover the loan of the boat. Is that okay?

1

Player: Hey puss! What do you reckon about that cat on the door? Do you think you can open it?

1

Player: Oh no, what have I done?

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Bert: Eeee, wha' shall I do! I'll mos' certainly lose tha job...

1

Player: We're all here, let's get started on this statue!

1

Player: Hello, what do you do here?

1

Bartender: Can I help you?

1

Marisi: I have a question for you.

1

Player: Hello Veliaf.

1

Thormac: How goes your quest?

1

Portal of Death: To pass you must answer me this: What do you do if someone asks you for your password or bank PIN to make you a member for free?

1

Portal of Death: To pass you must answer me this: A player trades you some valuable items, provides you a bond, and then asks if you want to share your account so he can help you make a large amount of progress. How do you

1

High Priest: Have you managed to return the jar yet?

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

1

Cave monk: Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods,

1

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

1

Player: Hi Unferth, I'm doing some ch...

1

Player: I hid the parrot under the rack in the troll prison.

1

Player: I've got your schematics all assembled, and I have that golden helmet as well!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
1

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello there! Are you alright?
  3. I need to know about the Red Axe...
1

Player: Can you help me with the Earth Sciences exams at all?

1
  1. Choose your style of boots
  2. I'll take the colourful ones!
  3. I'll take the fighting ones!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Player: Hi! What are you doing?

1

Carpenter: Have you given the symbol to the high priest yet?

1

Player: I must hide the mistress's symbol somewhere in the ceremonial room so that she can enter the pyramid when ever she pleases.

1

Player: I managed to get a copy of the original rota. Your hours changed a week ago!

1

Burntmeat: Did you find tasty human? Burntmeat smell something good.

1

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Player: Well, that must have been the 'bad man' that the troll kid was on about... His parents must be up ahead somewhere.

1

Player: About that book... where is it again?

1

Player: Aha! 'The Shield of Arrav'! Exactly what I was looking for.

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Two
  4. All
1

Murcaily: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1

Player: Wait, wait, wait, there's something wrong!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Pagida: Hello there, what can I do for you?

1

Filliman Tarlock: Cannot wake up... Where am I?

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Culinaromancer: This will be your death!

1

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

1

Breive: Hey, you don't *cough* wanna go in there without *cough* some kind of protection from the smoke. Your lungs aren't as tough as *wheeze* mine.

1

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

1

Brian O'Richard: Hi there, looking for a challenge are you?

1

Traxi: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

1

Konar quo Maten: I see we have a new arrival. A bringer of death. Tell me, have you come to serve the balance?

1

Player: Hello there. So, I'm wondering if you know anything about a jinx at all?

1
  1. Which points would you like to spend?
  2. Attacker Honour Points
  3. Defender Honour Points
  4. Collector Honour Points
  5. Healer Honour Points
1

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

1

Player: I need some help.

1
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

1

Player: Wow a snake charmer. Can I have a go? Can I have a go? Please?

1

Ungadulu: Please come no closer... the flames will incinerate you.

1

Player: Hello again! I'm helping Filliman, he plans to become a nature spirit. I have a spell to cast but first I need to be blessed. Can you bless me?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Player: Take a look at this talisman.

1

Player: I have found your daughter!

1

Hamal the Chieftain: Where is she? Tell me, outerlander!

1

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Squire: Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin.

1

Cook: Very well done, take this.

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Who are you and what is this place?

1

Player: The High Priestess said I could offer myself as a sacrifice to Zulrah.

1

Player: I can see the embers of a fire up ahead. Has someone else been in these caves?

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1
  1. Take an empty barrel?
  2. Yeah, cool!
  3. No thanks.
1

Ana: Hey, what do you think you're doing?

1

Filliman Tarlock: Hello again! I don't suppose you've found out what the other components of the Nature spell are have you?

1

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

The Face: Step away from that manhole, you've no business down there.

1

Shadowy figure: I told you to hide it properly!

1

Player: Great! It's opened it.

1

Player: Do you know what this powder is?

1

Player: Hi, why do you have twigs growing out of you?

1
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
1

Player: Okay, now that the creature's dead we can get you out of here.

1

Lieutenant Schepbur: Soon Gnome Cuisine will take over the world! Thanks.

1

Player: Your Majesty!

1

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

1

Garth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Spirit tree: Hello gnome friend. Where would you like to go?

1
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
1

Player: Hello. Do you need any help? I'm looking for a quest.

1

Gunnjorn: Haha welcome to my obstacle course. Have fun, but remember this isn't a child's playground. People have died here.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Woman: Oh thank you, you have freed me!

1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Player: Ah-ha! I've found one!

1

Duke Horacio: Welcome, gentlemen, to Lumbridge Castle.

1

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

1

Player: I have retrieved your sword for you.

1

Player: I'm here to help the guards with their investigation.

1

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

1

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

1

Player: Hey, who're you?

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Wilderness Achievement Diary!

1

Dallas Jones: Hello.

1

Irena: Hey, great you've found Ana!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Hello, I wonder if you could help me on this whole brewing thing...

1

Player: Do you know there is a strange bear like thing in a cave near the pool?

1
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: I think I should maybe catch my own.

1

Cam the Camel: *makes camel noises*

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

1

Silk trader: Do you want to buy any fine silks?

1

Player: The jinx should be gone now!

1

Player: Are you all right? You seem a little...incoherent.

1

Soldier: You don't want to go down there, mate! The lizardman shamans are lethal, and our soldiers want only the most trustworthy troops on the battlefield.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I'm investigating the murder up at the Sinclair place.

1
  1. Enter the cave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Grew: What do you want, little morsel? You would look good on my plate!

1

Grew: The morsel is back. Does it have our tooth for us?

1

GPDT employee: Welcome to GPDT!

1

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Larry: Do you have the suit?

1

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

1

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met, friend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask about the investigation.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Begone exile, you are a Fremennik no more.

1

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Wounded soldier: Thanks. Hopefully I'll be back patrolling the city again soon.

1

Troll father: Oh thank you! It was really cold in there! But please, you must free my wife as well! Our son is depending on us!

1

Player: An ogre called Og gave me this...

1

Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?

1
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
1

Mysterious Voice: Who are you and what do you want?

1
  1. Enter the mausoleum?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. About those enchanted secateurs again...
  3. I've spoken to the master crafter...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1

Yohnus: Sorry Bwana - I charge a fee of 20 coins to use my furnace.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
1

Player: Which one of these am I actually meant to be saving?

1

Thorgel: Here you go.

1

Player: Well well! Meeting with the Iorwerth clan, Ysgawyn? This doesn't look good for you!

1

Ogre guard: Stop, creature! Oh it's you. Well, what have you got for us, then?

1

Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing. If you want to cross here, you must pay me 20 gold pieces first!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Read message on wall?
  2. Yes, I'll read it.
  3. No, I won't read it.
1

Jardric: Hello there.

1

Player: That's the boat all finished.

1
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

1

Goblin Cook: Go away human, me's busy here!

1

King Narnode Shareen: Traveller you're wounded! What happened?

1

Parrot: Clap him in irons!

1
  1. Status: 2 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

1
  1. Do you want to leave the grounds?
  2. Yes, let's get out of here!
  3. No I've changed my mind.
1

Lowe: Here you go!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Moss Giants.

1

Player: Hello, Kolodion.

1

Kolodion: Hey there, how are you? Are you enjoying the bloodshed?

1

Broken Handz: If you'd like to see someone fighting Zulrah, feel free to borrow my telescope.

1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

Azzanadra: I knew they could not trap me here for long!

1

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1

Player: Veldaban, I must tell you something incredibly important!

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'Speech of King Byrne I, on the occasion of his coronation.'

1

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

1

Krystilia: You're still hunting rune dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Councillor Unkar: ...and he says that it's of the greatest urgency.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Varrock Achievement Diary!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

1

Ungadulu: Curse you foul intruder... 'Ere near to death ye come now that ye has meddled in my dealings..

1

Strange Old Man: Dig, dig, dig.

1

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

1

My Arm: You got da goutweedy lump yet?

1

Player: I knew it were you matey! 'Ere, have some of the good stuff!

1

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

1

Player: Could you remind me what I need to do with that crystal?

1
  1. You have a crank that can start the generator.
  2. Start the generator.
  3. Leave it alone.
1

Head chef: Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. Only accomplished chefs and cooks are allowed in here. Feel free to use any of our facilities.

1

Information clerk: Ohh, hello there, I see from our records that you've helped us out a bit, and I'd love to give you a bit of a reward for that.

1

Slieve: Hello. Are you here for my black dragons?

1

Ungadulu: Greetings bwana... Many thanks for defeating the demon... and releasing me from this dreadful possession... Pray tell me, what can I do to repay this great favour?

1

Player: I've fixed all these railings now.

1

Player: I had better take these remains.

1

Information clerk: Welcome to Varrock Museum. How can I help you today?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

1

Kraken: Not heard that one before.

1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
1

Lady Ffion Meilyr: At last Baxtorian calls to me. I can't say I expected him to send a human, but I suppose nothing is as expected these days.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Hey you!

1

Mysterious Stranger: Welcome adventurer, to the Hallowed Sepulchre. Are you here to claim some of the treasure within? It seems like the kind of activity one like you would appreciate.

1

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?

1

Player: All right.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Warrior: Hello there traveller.

1

Shamus: Ay yer big elephant! Yer've caught me, to be sure! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus then?

1

Emerald Benedict: Got anything you don't want to lose?

1

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

1

Player: Hey, I've finished at the castle. It was a close one though. I was attacked by Vanstrom!

1

Player: This geyser looks a little small. I'd probably do a better job heating this rock in a larger geyser!

1

Frog: Don't look at me, I'm just a frog. Ribbit! Ribbit!

1

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

1

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1

Player: Hello, are you okay?

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

1

Player: Hi! What are you up to?

1

The Face: Here you go.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Abbot Langley: Only members of our order can go up there.

1

Prospector Percy: Ye wants to go up there, eh? Well, ye'll need level 72 Mining first. An' don't think ye can fool me with yer potions and fancy stat-boosts. Get yer level up for real.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Are they here yet? I can hear them...howling!

1
  1. There are two schematics here...
  2. Crane schematic
  3. Lever schematic
1

Gerrant: You've done it!

1

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Slayer Tower.

1

Romeo: I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.

1

Kob: What you do here, human? Get out of my sight!

1

Player: I've done it! I understand now!

1

Vyrewatch: I want a word with you!

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1

Lumo: You know, you should really try to avoid being captured.

1

Patchy: Hello there! Can I sew ye somethin' tegether?

1

Hunting expert: Whoah there, stranger, careful where you're walking. I almost clobbered you there; thought you were a larupia or something.

1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Rune chainbody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Professor Gracklebone: Have you found my book, human? 'Transportation Incantations, by Amon Ducot.'

1

Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!

1

Cook: Well done.

1

Black Knight Captain: So... how's the secret weapon coming along?

1

Player: I've completed your task.

1

Player: Hello again Bolren.

1

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

1

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young sir. Did you want to work on my farm?

1

Donie: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Grandpa Jack: Hello young man! Come to visit old Grandpa Jack? I can tell ye stories for sure. I used to be the best fisherman these parts have seen!

1

Morris: Competition pass please.

1

Player: I have ruined the Black Knights' invincibility potion. That should put a stop to your problem and an end to their little schemes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. Can you make another monkey talisman?
1

Clerris: I have a question for you.

1

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you madam, what brings you to our little town?

1

TzHaar-Ket: Oy! Get back from there, no JalYt allowed through.

1

Kamfreena: Next time, please leave as soon as your time is up.

1

Mi-Gor: *Wheeze!* You! I will peel you like a grape for your interference!

1

Smith: Yer standin' in me light stranger. Can I sell ye somethin' that'll make ye move?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Ali the Operator: Is the deed done?

1

Ava: My spiritometric devices show that you have been in close contact with ghostly animals. Are we closer to success?

1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

1

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land? You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open and letting out all my sheep, are you?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: It's nice to see a human face around here.

1

Rantz: Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy?

1

Rantz: Hey you creature, you still here?

1

Player: There you go, I've placed the bait.

1
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Drop your certificate for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?

1

Customs officer: Can I help you?

1

Player: 'A History of the Goblin Race'. This must be it.

1
  1. Coffer: Empty
  2. Ask about the coffer
  3. Deposit
  4. Other options
1

Velrak the explorer: Thank you for rescuing me! It isn't very comfy in this cell!

1

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Varrock achievement diary!

1

Rantz: Hey You! Got da chompy yet?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Challenge mode
  3. PvP challenge mode
1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1

Ignisia: Do you have something for me?

1

Roavar: You're interested in our speciality, I see. Would you like to buy some?

1

Turael: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Krystilia: Before I assign you anything, I want to make something clear. My tasks have to be done in the Wilderness. Only kills inside the Wilderness will count.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Zahur: Hi, I clean herbs for a fee of 200 coins per herb. I can clean all the herbs in your inventory at once, or you can show me a herb for me to clean it individually.

1

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting abyssal demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Ghost sailor: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

1

Nicholas: Sorry mister, you'll have to make it quick - I'm busy hunting these wriggly buggers!

1

Gossip: Oh, I remember you. You're the one that discovered Lord Sinclair's murderer. Well, I can tell you, strange things are afoot once again.

1

Boulder: What you want, human? You not coming in. Weiss is troll town - humans not welcome.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
1

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

1

Dr Harlow: Buy me a drrink pleassh...

1

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

1

Eve: Oi, find yourself some other dragons - these are mine!

1

Master fisher: Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please feel free to make use of any of our facilities.

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Fremennik achievement diary!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Crazy Archaeologists. How many would you like to slay?

1

Squirrel: Human intruder!

1
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Robin: Sorry, my orders are that I can only give slime to those who have completed the Morytania medium, hard or elite diaries.

1

Zooknock: Good day, %USERNAME%. What can I help you with?

1

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

1

Lady Keli: I am Keli, you have heard of me then?

1

Player: Is this your handkerchief?

1

King Narnode Shareen: How are you getting on, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
1

50% Luke: Hey! What are you doing out there?

1

Player: I've been looking for those ingredients.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Player: Hello. Are you Droalak?

1

Osman: Well done; we can make the key now.

1

Player: Hello. You would be Lennissa, I take it?

1

Player: How could I kill my sluggy brethren...?

1

Queen Sigrid: Hello. Have you talked to Vargas yet?

1

Player: Sylas! I found the golden goblin!

1

Leela: My father sent this key for you. Be careful not to lose it.

1

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Wanting to go to the Island of Stone?

1

Player: Hello ghost, how are you?

1

Derrik: Good day, Sir. Can I help you with anything?

1

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

1

Fayeth: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
1

Player: Hello, I need your help.

1

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

1

Player: So... You must be the infamous Viggora.

1

Player: This place is bizarre!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Release
  3. Drop into oubliette
  4. Expel from house
  5. Teleport to...
1

Amy: Hey I'm Amy, how may I help you?

1

Player: I think this is fine as it is.

1

Old Man Yarlo: Ah, young man, how's the redecoration coming on?

1

Player: What's my current construction contract?

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1

Noella: I'd like my hat stand fixed.

1

Tau: I'd like my hat stand fixed.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Leela: I'd like my mirror fixed.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold of Security.

1

Hammerspike Stoutbeard: Oh, it's you! Back are you then?

1

Hammerspike Stoutbeard: Well...sure if you're not full of surprises then...I guess I'll have to either hire more men to try and kill you or forget Tassie's loan.

1

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

1

Keeper of Keys: 1 adventurer is inside the cave.

1

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

1

Operator: Deposit your ore in the sack, quickly, before it degrades.

1

Immenizz: You want to know about the portal? It is for leaving this place, of course!

1

Veronica: Well done.

1

Jimmy the Chisel: Hello mate!

1

Ellena: I want 10 pineapples for that.

1

Ice troll: Hur hur hur! Well look here, a puny fleshy human!

1

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. Clear some more inventory space and I'll give you the rest.

1

Player: Surok!! Your plans have been uncovered! You are hereby under arrest on the authority of the Varrock Palace Secret Guard!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

1

Player: Hey, I think I could fit down here. I need something to help me get all the way down.

1

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to return to Port Phasmatys?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

1
  1. Pay 4 baskets of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Eadgar: Thanks! I'm off back home!

1

Player: I have a Black defender, please let me in to kill some more Cyclopes!

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

1

Kathy Corkat: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

1

Harrallak Menarous: Welcome to my humble guild %USERNAME%.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Help the man?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Oziach: Aye, 'tis a fair day my friend.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: I'm here to tell you about some new taxes.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Polmafi Ferdygris: Good to see you %USERNAME%. How are things going?

1

Shura: Sorry, but I don't have anything for you. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Other
1

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome Traveller. I am King Narnode. It's nice to see an outsider.

1

Knight of Ardougne: Sorry citizen. Only Knights of Ardougne are allowed in the prison.

1

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

1

Player: So... The Pyromancers, they're cool, right?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hill Giants.

1

Kob: Wait! Maybe battle to death is too much...

1

Prissy Scilla: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Princess Astrid: *giggle* My, aren't you the charmer?

1

Player: Romeo...great news...I've been in touch with Juliet! She's written a message for you...

1

Father Lawrence: ''...and let Saradomin light the way for you... '' Urgh!

1

Daero: Well done, adventurer. You have managed to break Glough's code. Now the process of reinitialisation is complete, you can truly begin your journey into the unknown.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

1

Player: Okay, I have the Potion of Shared Dreaming; now what?

1

Larry: What? Did you come to tell me I'm crazy too?

1

Player: Hello? Is anybody there?

1

Player: What are you doing here?

1

Garkor: A fine day you have chosen to visit this hellish island, human.

1

Player: Do you live here too?

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Hello there, want a ride?

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1

Demon butler: I am at thy command, my mistress.

1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Robert O'Reilly: Do you have my stew yet?

1

Gypsy Aris: Hello young one.

1

Player: ... so I defeated Mi-Gor's barrel-chested bodyguard, and the monks were saved.

1

Bert: Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.

1

Captain Shanks: Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound?

1

Strange Old Man: What? I didn't ask for a book!

1

Player: Hello there. What are you doing here?

1

Donal: What do you want?

1

Denath: Arise, O mighty Delrith! Bring destruction to this soft, weak city!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. Ok, now tell me how to get Jubbly!
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1

Aurel: Wow, that's fantastic. Well done! You're doing a great job.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A rake
  3. A seed dibber
  4. A watering can
  5. All of the above!
1

David: Hello, young adventurer. What brings you to the Museum's paleontology floor?

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Hey there!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Banknote 24 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 1200 gp
  3. Cancel
1

Rohak: Got any use out of that rock cake I made you %USERNAME%?

1

Crefydd: Hello there. Have you come to reflect?

1

Ivan Strom: %USERNAME%! So good to see you. What brings you out here?

1

Player: I'm glad that was easier on the way back!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Magic Axes.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: I saw the entire hunt. Let me take that talisman from you; I would be honoured to speak out for you to our council of elders after such a hunt, outerlander.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting brine rats; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Ivan Strom: Hey there. I hear you're going to be taking me to the temple.

1

Ogre guard: Halt! You cannot pass here.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Aye, top o' th' mornin' to ya! Are ye wantin' help with th' tool store?

1

Gnome ball referee: Hi, welcome to Gnomeball. It's pretty simple really: You take the ball from me, charge at the gnome defence and try to throw the ball through the net using your ranged skill.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide.
  3. Talk about other issues.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What of the one-handed spears of which you spoke?
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  5. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Quiz Master: Sorry, it's %OTHER_USERNAME% that's having the lucky day.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more of the Shaikahan.
  3. How long have you been hunting the Shaikahan?
  4. Take me on your next hunt for the Shaikahan.
  5. I could slay the Shaikahan for you.
1

Blackjack seller: I've only got one model in stock at the moment. It's a willow black jack which I'd be willing to let go for 600 gold coins.

1

Peer the Seer: Hello outerlander. What do you want?

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met. How's it going?

1

Timfraku: My sons have returned to the village!

1

Tiadeche: Hello, Bwana! We three have finally returned to the village!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings again outerlander! How goes your attempts to gain votes with the council of elders?

1

Bob: You don't have anything I can repair.

1

Banisoch: I think there's dragons down there. Make sure you're prepared.

1

Player: Your Majesty, do you have a moment?

1

Player: You pick the warrior's pocket.

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
1

Player: You look ready for combat.

1

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

1

The Monkey's Aunt: How dare you come near my farmhouse! Guards! Guards! Remove this human!

1

Lumo: Those cheerleaders down the Gnomeball pitch...

1

Jarvald: I shouldn't do this... but for old times sake.

1

Gossip: There's some kind of commotion up at the Sinclair place I hear. Not surprising all things considered.

1

Player: Hello, are you in charge?

1

Monkey Child: Yeah - it's really neat!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you today?
  3. I've lost that toy you gave me...
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Player: Do you have any idea where the chieftain's daughter is?

1

Safalaan Hallow: Hello again, %USERNAME%. Do you have any news for us?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
1

Burntmeat: Oh, it you again. I bin thinking 'bout you.

1

Player: Before I start helping you with the whole farming thing, could you just explain why you're called My Arm?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Captain Ned: Ah, it's good to be on board a ship again! No matter how long I live on land, a ship will always seem better. Are you ready to depart?

1

Gate of War: To pass you must answer me this: Who is it ok to share my account with?

1

Luthas: Hello I'm Luthas, I run the banana plantation here.

1

Captain Tock: Have ye any idea about how to lift the curse?

1

Player: Well this looks like the dig team, and it seems they managed to find the temple. I'd better let Arianwyn know before the Mourners find out.

1

Player: Now what were those magic words again?

1

King Arthur: Welcome to my court. I am King Arthur.

1

Sir Lancelot: Greetings! I am Sir Lancelot, the greatest Knight in the land! What do you want?

1

Player: Ahhhh! What have I done!

1

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

1

Clerk: What do you think you're doing?

1

Player: I have some orders from the king for you.

1

Echned Zekin: Aha, I see you have completed your task. I'll take that dagger from you now.

1

Yrsa: Hi. You wanted to buy some clothes? Or did you want to makeover your shoes?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: What is an example of a good bank PIN?

1

Guard: Yeah, what do you want?

1

Player: Perhaps I should use this in a furnace instead.

1
  1. Pay 20,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 20,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Kael Forshaw: Well met, %USERNAME%. Are you ready to face Ranis again?

1

Cart conductor: Tickets, tickets, get your tickets here!

1

Dwarf: Welcome to the Mining Guild. Can I help you with anything?

1

Captain Siad: What are you doing in here?

1

Player: Err, this doesn't look good. I'd better tell Lord Shayzien.

1

Seaman Lorris: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Let the sigil teleport you when worn?
  2. Yes
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who makes these clothes then?
  3. I want to buy your clothes.
  4. So do you have any quests for me?
1

Dimintheis: Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon.

1
  1. When using items on the bag...
  2. ... ask how many to store.
  3. ... always store as many as possible.
1

Doric: Well done.

1

Garkor: Well done, human! That was a most impressive display of skill.

1

Eblis: So have you spoken to my Lord Azzanadra yet?

1

Commander Veldaban: What news from the Consortium, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: What do I need to do again?

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
1

Orlando Smith: G'day there, mate.

1

Orlando Smith: Nice job, mate. That looks about right.

1

Oziach: Have ye slayed that dragon yet?

1

Factory Manager: Don't bother me, can't you see I'm busy?

1

Osman: ...and whatever you do, don't risk giving yourself away when you tell the Sophanites to return.

1

Askeladden: Well it's sure a weird place to ask for it buddy, but I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

1

Mage of Zamorak: How dare you wear such disrespectful attire in this holy place? Remove them immediately if you wish to speak to me.

1

Ali the Operator: You seem to be a lady of action. We could do with more people like you to sort those despicable bandits out.

1

Player: Anyone who eats this stew is going to have a bad time now.

1

Nieve: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Chaeldar in Zanaris.

1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Guard: Please don't disturb me, I've got to keep any eye out for suspicious individuals.

1

John: Hello there!

1

Lanthus: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Player: I have already told you to get out of town, why are you still here?

1

Roy jr.: Hi, I'm Roy jr!

1

Anna Jones: You're going to need a bronze pickaxe to get through there!

1

Savant: Negative result, %USERNAME%. Looks like you're barking up the wrong tree. Savant out.

1

Player: Right, well, the bird hide is done. Are we going to start observing?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
1

Meiyerditch citizen: Oh, hello. How's everything?

1

TzHaar-Ket: Hello JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%.

1

Dommik: Would you like to buy some crafting equipment?

1

Player: Hey, Bonafido.

1

Ponts the Bridgemaster: Stop! Who ever crosses this bridge must answer me these questions three.

1

Player: ... so I instilled the power of my mind into the primed bar and smithed it into an Elemental Mind Helm!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

1
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
1
  1. Banknote 16 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 800 gp
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Hello, you must be Guidor. I understand that you are unwell.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Blasidar the sculptor: Why, yes, yes, that I am!

1

Player: Good day King Lathas.

1

Munty: Can I help you, human?

1

Jennifer: What're yer looking for, me luv'?

1

Player: These clothes are too small for me, I might ruin them if I put them on. I'd better take them to the sculptor instead.

1

Nikkie: I want 10 pineapples for that.

1

Player: Good day to you Sir.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

1

Player: ... So the people of Port Phasmatys were finally able to rest.

1

Player: Hey Jethick, got any ideas on how to increase hatred for the king?

1

Player: I really wish I would be warned about these things earlier...

1
  1. Barrows gloves
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Doris: Hello again.

1

King Sorvott IV: Have you gathered the information about when Neitiznot's bridges will be repaired?

1

Zanik: You must be the famous %USERNAME%!

1

Sigli the Huntsman: What do you want outerlander?

1

Player: Could you taste this stew please?

1

Player: I have been appointed by the King to collect taxes.

1

Evil Dave: TOTALLY EVIL! That's EXACTLY how the stew tasted!

1

Ayesha: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: Do you have any Kelda seeds?

1

Lumbridge Guide: Greetings adventurer. I am Phileas the Lumbridge Guide.

1

Chief Tess: What you want, skinny creature?

1

Lord Iestin Iorwerth: Greetings %USERNAME%.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Have you completed your suit of yak armour?

1

Torfinn: Well met %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to return to Rellekka?

1

Steve: Welcome to my private little wyvern area.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Lizardman Settlement.

1

Zanik: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, %USERNAME%?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: You have been offered an opportunity to check out a free giveaway or double XP signup via email or in game chat. What should I do?

1

Eve: What is it you want?

1

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

1

Player: I have returned victorious, Mawnis Burowgar.

1

Tegdak: Thank you, %USERNAME%!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hobgoblins.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take the jester's hat.
  3. Take the jester's top.
  4. Take the jester's tights.
  5. Take the jester's boots.
1

Player: Hello there. I'm looking for some Kelda hop seeds.

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Kandarin achievement diary!

1
  1. Banknote 17 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 850 gp
  3. Cancel
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ogres.

1

The Overseer: How curious? I have not seen a creature of your kind for many years. You have ventured into the Nexus human - I should warn you to be aware of the Abyssal Sires.

1

Soldier: I don't understand why the Captain is always happy.

1

Candle seller: Do you want a lit candle for 1000 gold?

1

Sergeant Mossfists: You %USERNAME%?

1

Brian O'Richard: Hi again, what can I do for you?

1

Enclave guard: No you don't!

1

Player: What's going on here? I see a lot of farming patches with nothing growing in them.

1

Player: Hey, who are you?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: Will Jagex prevent me from saying my PIN in game?

1

Player: I'll have to find the key...

1

Player: Have your herbs died?

1

Player: I don't think that whoever owns this ship will be happy with me wandering all over it.

1

Stranger: Hello friend. What can I do for you?

1

Player: I don't think Veos would want me to open his treasure. I should take it to him. If I remember right, he's docked at the northernmost pier in Port Sarim.

1

Malak: Be lucky I have let you live, meat. Our deal is done, I wish no further dealing with you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the Slayer Tower, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Lorelai: You've already proved yourself to me, the door is unlocked.

1

Player: Hello, the curator said you could use some assistance here?

1

Bravek: Go away, I'm busy! I'm... Umm... In a meeting!

1

Mourner: I'd stand away from there. That black cross means that house has been touched by the plague.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: A player trades you some valuable items, provides you a bond, and then asks if you want to share your account so he can help you make a large amount of progress. How do you

1

Villia: Traveller, will you assist me? I seek a certain book, but the Librarian seems unwilling to find it for me. The Arceuus people will be grateful for any help you provide to the customers here.

1

Player: I don't need to speak to him.

1

Lazim: Well, thank you, adventurer. You've just deprived me of a wonderful chance to learn from one of Zamorak's first followers.

1

Player: What are you sitting around here for?

1

Honest Jimmy: You here for the...stuff?

1

Player: I've tied a rope to the grill over there, will you help me pull it off?

1

Adventurer Jon: Hello %USERNAME%, what can I do for you?

1

Murcaily: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Guthix
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Dragon sq shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Petrified Pete: Sorry %USERNAME%, you're goin' to need to wait up a min or two. It's not safe for you to enter right now!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Fernahei: Welcome to Fernahei's Fishing Shop Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

1

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

1

Player: Hi there, you mentioned something about creating monsters...?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any delphinium seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Agility Trainer: You need to take your headgear off before you try the Deathslide, otherwise you won't be able to get a good enough grip with your teeth.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any snowdrop seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Gourmet: Ooh, a surface-dweller! Have you got any exotic surface foods to sell?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: Here is the shoot that Dantaera spoke of. Everything she told me is true - this tree will die once I cut this shoot. Well, here goes...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some rosebush seeds, please?
  3. [Charm] These are the most beautiful rosebushes I've ever seen.
1

Ava: Hello again. Are you after an upgrade to your device, or a new device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets here. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

1

Lumo: Carado - are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1

Logava: Hello, can I help you?

1

Betty: Welcome to the magic emporium.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I've grown those onions like you asked.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Player: Wow what has happened here? That doesn't look good!

1

Professor Oddenstein: %USERNAME% before you go through there I must warn you that there are flashing lights and strobe effects on the other side. If you are an epilepsy sufferer you must NOT enter! Do you still want to go through?

1

Lubufu: Have you retrieved the Karambwanji yet?

1

Player: Are you Tiadeche?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Warriors.

1

Tamayu: Let me guess - you want me to skin that monkey. Very well: I shall, since you have assisted me.

1

Tinsay: Have you found my banana in Karamjan rum yet?

1

Player: Hello monk.

1

Green Gemstone Director: Hello %USERNAME%! Have you seen the statue? It looks beautiful! It's a pity it's been overshadowed by the departure of the Red Axe.

1

Security Guard: Here's a security book for you.

1

Phingspet: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

1

Captain Ned: The ship's in a sorry state. You'd better fix up the hole in the hull before we can go anywhere.

1

Guard: How did you get down here?!

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: Hello nurse.

1

Man: Occupied!

1

Steve: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Drunken Ali: Ahh, a kind stranger. Get this old man a drink so that he may wet his throat and tell you of strange happenings in this town.

1

Lord Rologarth: How goes it, friend?

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: You're watching a stream by someone claiming to be Jagex offering double XP. What do you do?

1

Kamfreena: I see you have one of the dragon defenders already! Well done, but you can only get more dragon defenders from the basement.

1

Player: The firebox is at the other end of the machine!

1

Mazchna: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Fortress Guard: Hey! Get back on duty!

1

Yusuf: Bank's closed. Go away.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: I'm tired!

1

Captain Rachelle: Attention! Front and centre!

1

Player: I don't want to attack the sheep. I need to make it move!

1

Fire Warrior of Lesarkus: Your puny weapons do nothing against me human! Come back when you can give me a real fight!

1

Monkey minder: I don't know what kind of monkey you think you are, but you're not getting anywhere near my monkeys!

1

Noterazzo: Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Good work, %USERNAME%, my troops can take it from here. You and Nieve should investigate the crash site.

1

Player: Hey, Mole. How is life above ground?

1

Dr Ford: What, what do you want?

1

Player: I'm not going to pet that! It will probably bite my hand off, that filthy beast.

1

Player: What is this strange fountain?

1

Sir Prysin: Hello. I've heard you stopped the demon, well done.

1

Zul-Aniel: It's not often that we see more humans in this place.

1

Misdrievus Shadum: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Simon Templeton: That's a nice looking artefact you got there mate. Gimme a chat and lemme explain what these are all about first!

1

Captain Ginea: Please go; there is confidential information in here, and you are not authorised to view it.

1

H.A.M. Guard: Hello Brother, you fit in much better now that you're correctly attired. Before you stuck out like a sore thumb! Keep your eyes peeled though; I've heard there are thieves amongst us!

1

Mine supervisor: You are not welcome to mine here, human.

1

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Fareed
1

Guard: Hey, how did you get here?

1

TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. My mind is ready for your Firemaking wisdom, please instruct me.
1

Efa: Welcome to my store. Are you in search of any runes?

1

Tyras guard: You cannot pass! These are the king's quarters. No one enters without invitation.

1
  1. What do you want to say?
  2. Hello.
  3. The blue fish leap northwards at dawn.
  4. It rains frogs during the Winter in Neitiznot.
  5. Free stuff please.
  6. Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
1

Player: Hi, are you busy?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to enter?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ish the Navigator: Be on your guard friend.

1

Mawrth: I can't thank you enough for what you did. My children might be dead if not for you.

1

Captain Errdo: I don't think I can fix this. Looks like I'll be heading back by foot.

1

Player: That's odd. I wonder what I can have forgotten.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to black dragons in Taverley Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Gillie Groats: Hello, I'm Gillie the Milkmaid. What can I do for you?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Red Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Player: So I have all four of these Diamonds of Azzanadra, now what?

1

Torrell: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Rebel Scout: Wait! Before you return to the battle, I have some things for you.

1

Player: Hi there! Filliman says I've completed the quest!

1

Nardok: Psst... wanna buy some weapons?

1

Ivan Strom: Thanks for the kind offer of food, but my favourites are either cooked snails, salmon, slimy eel or stew!

1

Vampyre Juvenile: Ha, ha, ha, time to disappear and rejuvenate!

1

Dad: What tiny human do in troll arena? Dad challenge human to fight!

1

Player: Magnificent invention? I've seen some pretty magnificent things in my time. It'll have to be pretty impressive.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to adamant dragons in the Lithkren Vault, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: I have no idea what I should put in the opening of that door. Maybe I should leave it alone for now.

1

Gossip: Hmm, too bad you're not very experienced. I hear there is some more trouble going on up at the Sinclair Mansion.

1

Anna Jones: Yes? Can I help you?

1
  1. Banknote 23 x Dark crab?
  2. Yes - 1150 gp
  3. Cancel
1

Rhonen: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Wizard Grayzag: Not now, I'm trying to concentrate on a very difficult spell!

1

Fayeth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Rune axe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Oak logs
  4. Willow logs
  5. Yew logs
1
  1. Really skip your target?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Hunting expert: Sorry, but only those who've completed the hard set of the Western Provinces tasks may enter my private hunting ground.

1

Curpile Fyod: Back again? You ain't getting in 'till you answer my questions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I buy some fish?
  3. Where do you get your fish from?
1
  1. Lava battlestaff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Baby Chinchompa: Squeak squeak!

1

Osman: The prince is safe and on his way home with Leela. You can pick up your payment from the chancellor.

1

Old Man Ral: Hey! I didn't say you could go down there!

1

Cave goblin miner: Hello.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Keh: Yes, JalYt-Mej-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: I'm making progress in the dreamland!

1

Dalldav: Can I help you at all?

1

Wizard: You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Everything
  3. Limestone bricks (23)
  4. Cancel
1

Captain Tock: Arrr, 'tis the young lad who helped save my crew from that scoundrel, Ithoi! How be ye this fine day?

1

Player: Hello there. Where's Ilfeen?

1

Pipistrelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Caninelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Builder: I hope those goblins hurry up with their digging. It's so frustrating having to stop work when the train link is nearly finished!

1

Sassilik: I cannot speak to you outerlander! Talk to Brundt, the Chieftain!

1
  1. Bounty Tasks Configuration
  2. Skip current Bounty Task
  3. Block Bounty Task notifications
  4. Cancel
1

Afflicted(Razmire): knows'is mee's sfriess ughugh nots

1

Afflicted(Razmire): sfriess knows'is nots

1