DIALOGUE_PLAYER (2048)

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

Previous

  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
306
  1. Select an Option
  2. Spinning plates?
  3. I'd like to check holiday items please!
  4. What else are you selling?
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
110

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

43

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

22

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

19
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
18
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
11

Player: What else are you selling?

8
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
6

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

6

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

5

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

4
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
4

Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.

4

Diango: That's right. There's a funny story behind them, their shipment was held up by thieves.

4

Diango: The crate was marked 'Dragon Plates'. Apparently they thought it was some kind of armour, when really it's just a plate with a dragon on it!

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
3

Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
3
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3

Wise Old Man: Have fun with it.

3

Melee combat tutor: There you go, use it well.

3
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
2
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Is there anything I can do for you?
  3. Could you check my items for junk, please?
  4. I'd just like to ask you something.
2
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Player: Okay, great!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

2

Bank guard: Yes?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
2

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
2

Player: I'll take the colourful ones!

2
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
2

Sedridor: Well done.

2

Fortunato: Well done.

2

Iron Man tutor: There you go. Wear it with pride.

2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
2

Player: I'll look him up then.

2

Town crier: Oh, hello citizen. Are you here to find out about Player Moderators? Or perhaps would you like to know about the laws of the land?

2

Mysterious Old Man: Ah, so you are there. I hoped you would talk to me, I get so lonely. Here, have a present! I must be going now though.

2

Redbeard Frank: Arr, that's the spirit!

2
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
  4. Where do I get rarer seeds from?
2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Can I deposit my stuff here?
  3. That wall doesn't look very good.
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: What?

1

Player: I have a seal of pass...

1
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
1

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

1

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

1

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

1

Odd Old Man: Bye!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Hairdresser: Well done.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, I like exploring mazes.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Player: No thanks.

1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
1

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Guard: Mind your tongue human. Our great city may be lost to us but that doesn't give you an excuse to talk like that.

1

Cook: No problem!

1

Player: Sorry! I was told to come and speak with a wine merchant about getting some vinegar, I must have the wrong person.

1

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

1

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
1

Vasquen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

1

Player: Caldar!

1

King Roald: Correct!

1

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Martin the Master Gardener: Stop being so impatient, %USERNAME%. They'll grow in their own good time - come back later.

1

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

1

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1

Bartender: Ok one Black Skull Ale coming up, 8 coins please.

1

Roavar: Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another cloak?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Make-over mage: Woah!

1

Player: I wonder how old you are...

1
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
1

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

1

Player: What do you do here?

1

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

1

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where am I?
  3. How are you today?
  4. Are there any quests I can do here?
  5. Where can I get a haircut like yours?
1

Player: Thank you very much!

1

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

1

Player: Okay, I'm on my way - and Solus had better watch out, I am up to here with his annoying tricks!

1

Player: Stay here and I'll be right back. Try not to move. Or go near any open flames.

1

Player: Thanks, Emily.

1

Red: No, I don't believe I have.

1

Cook: What am I to do?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's wrong?
  3. Can you make me a cake?
  4. You don't look very happy.
  5. Nice hat!
1

Player: I'll go look for those for you then!

1

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Player: Yes, have you got anything for me?

1

Player: I'd like a training sword and shield.

1

Player: Ok.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you need to make red dye?
  3. What do you need to make yellow dye?
  4. What do you need to make blue dye?
1

Commander Connad: You've got...

1

Auguste: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

1

Captain Ginea: Correct!

1

Player: Ok make me some yellow dye please.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Captain Cain: Really? You don't look like one. Very well, upon your own head be it, I'll let you skip the training. Come back and speak to me if you find you're not the know-it-all you believe yourself to be.

1
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
1

Watson: I still need an easy clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Ernest: Of course, of course.

1
  1. Explorer's ring 4: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

1

Pyromancer: Looks like it's quiet for now. I don't need help, but thank you.

1

Father Aereck: Thank you for getting rid of that awful ghost for me! May Saradomin always smile upon you!

1

Duke Horacio: Thank you very much, stranger. I am sure the head wizard will reward you for such an interesting find.

1

Sedridor: Best of luck with your quest, %USERNAME%.

1

Sandwich lady: Hey, I didn't say you could have that!

1

Player: It's my pleasure!

1

Wizard Mizgog: That's great, thank you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tropical wood (15,000)
  3. Fancy stone (25,000)
  4. ...Previous
1

Thessalia: Fantastic! You should be a model!

1

Thessalia: Woah! Fabulous! You look absolutely great!

1

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

1

Head chef: Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. It's always great to have such an accomplished chef visit us. Say, would you be interested in a Skillcape of Cooking? They're only available to master chefs.

1

Player: Yes, I've spoken to them before.

1

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

1

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

1

Elstan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Herman Caranos: Yes, that's right. And do watch out for the sea trolls!

1

Veos: Good luck.

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 4: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Player Moderators.
  3. Tell me about something else.
  4. No thanks.
1

Player: Lead on!

1

Ranged combat tutor: I work with the Magic tutor to give out consumable items that you may need for combat such as arrows and runes. However we have had some cheeky people try to take both!

1

Romeo: Who's Juliet?

1

Traiborn: Not a problem for a friend of Sir What's-his-face.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Here's the scrying orb. If you encounter any difficulties speak to me again.

1

Sigmund The Merchant: Incredible! Your merchanting skills might even match my own! I have no choice but to recommend you to the council of elders!

1

Reldo: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

1

Player: Not at the moment.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Player Moderators.
  3. Tell me about the Rules of Conduct.
  4. Can you give me a handy tip please?
1

Player: Ok. That seems easy enough.

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% hours, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

1

Player: Can you give me a handy tip please?

1

Hatius Cosaintus: Toodles.

1

Player: Okay, I'll get going!

1

Lanthus: Good day, how may I help you?

1
  1. Trade in 1x Pyromancer garb for 50x burnt pages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Bye.

1

Doomsayer: Dooooom!

1

Player: Okay, I'll be back as soon as I have it.

1
  1. Which would you like to take?
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Both
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are Adventure Paths?
  3. Do you have any Adventure Path starter kits for me?
  4. I'd like to claim my Adventure Path rewards.
  5. Can you show me some Adventure Paths?
  6. More options.
1

Abyssal orphan: You killed my father.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, what are you selling?
  3. Not at the moment
1

Player: Errrr... no.

1

Cat: Hmmmph.

1

Player: You found a PARTY HAT on the floor?!

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How can I get a hat like that?
  3. Yes please.
  4. Thanks, maybe some other time.
1

Veos: Ah I remember now. Apologies friend, my mind isn't what it once was.

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Ah yes, this is a Cape of Accomplishment, available only to those who complete every single Achievement Diary.

1

Guard: You'll blow my cover! I'm meant to be hidden!

1

Player: Hmmmm... Must have been the wind.

1

Hell-kitten: Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.

1

Player: There are no lights on downstairs in the basement, the pixies must have moved on. I hope I see them again.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change hair
  3. Change beard
  4. Change hair colour
  5. Finish
1

Player: I'm still looking for that.

1

Guard: Ow! That really hurt!

1

Brian O'Richard: Shame, I don't think I have anything for you. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Wise Old Man: Well, do get a move on! I need 5 Blood runes, 10 Lava runes and 10 Mist runes, otherwise I'll be no use in a fight.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. About those enchanted secateurs again...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1
  1. Pay 50 gp to see the recording again?
  2. Ok, here's 50 gp.
  3. Thanks, maybe another day.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Are you going to tell me what happened?
  3. Alright, I'll stop bothering you now.
1

Player: I'm ready to go back on shore.

1

Woodsman tutor: This is a Skillcape of Woodcutting, wearing one increases your chance of finding bird's nests. Only a person who has achieved the highest possible level in a skill can wear one.

1
  1. Varrock armour 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Savant: The clue was that Solus is somewhere where you might find those strange magical rocks...

1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Bank guard: Ok.

1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your Ava's assembler for 75,000 coins.

1

Player: I wasn't after vinegar today.

1

Player: Yes, what are you selling?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Martin the Master Gardener: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1

Miss Schism: Oh, really? Well, do keep an eye on him - I just KNOW he's planning something...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No one stole my legs.
  3. They're probably long gone by now.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Is there anything I can do for you?
  3. Please wait...
  4. I'd just like to ask you something.
1

Next

Diango: Sure thing, let me just see what you're missing.

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Diango: Well, it looks as if you already have everything!

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Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

11
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
5

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
1

Uri: *sneezes* What?

1

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Bank guard: Yes?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I buy a beer please?
  3. Have you heard any rumours here?
  4. I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

1

Seaman Lorris: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Solus Dellagar: This is getting very tiresome!

1

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

1

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Spinning plates?
  3. I'd like to check holiday items please!
  4. What else are you selling?
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Solus Dellagar: Well you ARE a persistent madam aren't you?

1

Taxidermist: Oh, hello. Have you got something you want preserving?

1

Player: Do you have any Kelda seeds?

1

Player: I don't think Veos would want me to open his treasure. I should take it to him. If I remember right, he's docked at the northernmost pier in Port Sarim.

1

Player: Hmmmm... Must have been the wind.

1

Jack Seagull: Arrr, matey!

1