DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (2990)

  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?

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Kitten: Meeow I'm happy.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
170

Player: Easy there tiger.

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  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
79

Kitten: I want to chase things.

77

Cat: Good but could we go hunting again soon? One of my friends got a medal from Gertrude for catching lots of mice.

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Hellcat: Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.

65

Kitten: Let's go to the ratpits in Ardougne. I think I fancy a fight!

63

Kitten: Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.

56

Kitten: I'm less than a month old.

55

Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.

53

Hellcat: Prey on the weak and injured. Let's try the wilderness!

50

Hellcat: Sigh. I think you're the only joke round here, no-fur.

45

Player: Alright puss.

44

Hell-kitten: Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!

43
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
42

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

42

Kitten: I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.

42

Cat: I want to go chase things kill them and then eat them, purrr.

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Cat: Can we go to Varrock sewers and chase some rats?

33

Player: I think it wants some attention.

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Kitten: I'm just a month old.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the chores Bob set you to do.
  3. Ask about something else.
30

Player: Good... I think.

29

Player: We'll see what we can do.

28

Player: Oh, now that ones really bad. Guthix save me!!

28

Kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

24

Player: I think it's hungry!

21

Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

19

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

18

Player: I'll think about it cat.

18

Kitten: I'm 2 months old.

17

Hell-kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

15

Player: This isn't working the way I thought it would.

14

Player: Touche my friend, touche.

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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
13

Felkrash: Yes you can get your lazy cat back in shape with a lot of rat catching, but you really shouldn't let it get into that state in the first place.

13

Player: NO!! Just stay out of my head ok?

13

Player: I'll bet!

13

Player: I wonder how old you are...

12

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

12

Kitten: I'm 10 months old.

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Kitten: I'm 7 months old.

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Hell-kitten: I need to crunch something - lets go ratting!

11

Kitten: I'm 3 months old.

11

Overgrown cat: I suppose that's what you become once you pass your 9th birthday.

11

Player: How old are you now?

10

Kitten: I'm 8 months old.

10

King rat: Pfssst!

9

Kitten: Meow!

9

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

9

Player: How are you doing?

9

Kitten: I'm 5 months old.

9

Hell-kitten: I'm 10 months old.

9

Overgrown hellcat: Good answer no-fur.

9

Kitten: I'm 6 months old.

9

Hell-kitten: Yawn. I need sleep.

9

Overgrown cat: I'd just like to go somewhere nice and warm.

9

Hellcat: Hiss Hiss! Me! Do it again!

8

Hell-kitten: I'm less than a month old.

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Kitten: Can we stay here in the sewers and hunt rats? That would be fun.

8

Player: Em... Ahemm.. Excuse me?

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Hell-kitten: Can we go tripping people up as they climb the stairs? It's my favorite.

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Kitten: I'm 4 months old.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 2 months old.

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Overgrown cat: I would have thought you would have worked that out by now. Us cats are as wise as that sphinx.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 6 months old.

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Cat: Here's as good a spot as any for some hunting.

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Hell-kitten: Can we go and tear up some furniture! I love that!

6

Tbrew : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

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  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
5

Gertrude: Well okay, but they're all just as cuddly as each other.

5

Player: Who's a good little evil cat then?

5

Player: Oh dear.

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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

Cat: Me me, scratch me behind the ears.

5

Hell-kitten: Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 8 months old.

5

Overgrown cat: If you don't stop talking to me, I'll never get my slouching time for the day done.

5

Player: You remind me a lot of a young chap called Dave I met once....

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Pp : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Hooknosed Jack: I did now get to it.

4

Player: Thanks!

4
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Player: Thanks.

4

Player: Phew!

4

Gertrude: Good good, See you again.

4

Felkrash: You should really name your cat.

4

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

4

Player: I think it likes that ball of wool.

4

Hell-kitten: Lets go steal some things from stalls. I do enjoy watching shopkeepers panic!

4

Hell-kitten: I'm just a month old.

4

Player: That's the last time I ask you what you want to do.

4

Player: Ha! Ha!

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Player: I think it's really hungry!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Player: Where do you want to go?

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Player: What do you want to do now?

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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Hell-kitten: I'm 9 months old.

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Cat: I'm not as young as I used be, I think I'm beginning to get a bit fat too. Perhaps I should chase more mice to stay fit.

3

Hell-kitten: I'm 4 months old.

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Wily hellcat: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

3

Kitten: I'm really hungry, do you have any fish, meeaow?

3

Tbrew : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

3

Player: Don't worry, I won't.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
2

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

2
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm fine thanks.
  3. Do you have any more kittens?
2

Grimesquit: Tell 'im we said 'ello. Will ye? She then breaks out in a burst of girly giggles.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
2

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

2

Player: Hello again.

2

Player: Good job puss, I think that just about wraps things up here.

2

Unferth: Before you go, I found the strangest thing. There was a package left under the bed, it's addressed to you.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to shoo away the cat?
  2. Yes I am.
  3. No I'm not.
2

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

2

Player: Can you rename my cat?

2

Player: Who's a good cat then?

2

Player: Hmm... he is prone to wandering. But I suppose we might have a look for him.

2

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

2

Player: I got some cat ears made for me, don't they look meeeeeeeooooowvalous.

2

Bob: I'm not ready to set out yet. You go on ahead - I'll meet you on Lunar Isle, and we'll ask the Oneiromancer to help us.

2

Hell-kitten: I'm 3 months old.

2

Kitten: I'll explain later!

2

Wanker: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Player: You're a bit odd, really, aren't you?

2

Player: Grrr!! I'll turn you into violin strings yet kitty!

2

Hell-kitten: I'm 7 months old.

2

Player: Will do Bob, and thanks.

2

Hell-kitten: I think we should get away from those sisters. They are wierder than Dogs.

2

Cutie : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Wily hellcat: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Tbrew : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Boris : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Ferox : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Grace : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

2

Grace : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Grace : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

2

Tbrew : Lets go hunting in Lumbridge.

2

Player: Don't worry cat, I'll get you back in shape.

2

Tbrew : Not really. I'd rather she didn't see me in my bloated state. Maybe once I get fit again we could go and visit her.

2

Tbrew : Let's go anywhere but here. All the other cats are looking at me.

2

Bigote: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Fatty : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Mishi : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

2

Mishi : Anything evil is just fine with me.

2

Wily hellcat: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

2

Wily hellcat: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

2

Tammy : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Fagboi: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Dicks : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Mishi : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Kev : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Billy : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Pp : Not really. I'd rather she didn't see me in my bloated state. Maybe once I get fit again we could go and visit her.

2

Cloud : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Pp : I reckon West Ardougne would be the best bet from here.

2

Luna : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Onni : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Ceasar: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Arthur: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Bob : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Teft : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

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  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: What?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

1

Smokin' Joe: Try the stairs into the basement of the 'Laughing Miner'. A grand watering hole it is.

1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a piece of iron ore from an iron vein, mined by you.

1

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

1

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the west.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
1

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1

Player: Really?

1

Player: Hello!

1

Player: No thanks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Player: ...the ticket?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Where is that area?
  5. Okay, great!
1

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

1

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

1

Daer Krand: Good work!

1

Player: Well, we had better get out of here and let's do it quietly.

1

Prospector Percy: Well now, if ye've got level 72 Mining, ye could pay to use my restricted mine, up the ladder. 100 nuggets gives unlimited access.

1

Hellcat: I'll explain later!

1

Bob: Bye.

1

Hooknosed Jack: Report back to me when you're done and I want to get this job wrapped as soon as possible.

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Player: Hmm, that should do the trick. Those rats should soon die off.

1

Hooknosed Jack: There is an apothecary here in town, seek his help. Tell him that the poison was made from red spiders eggs and kwuarm. He should know what to do. Go quickly.

1

Apothecary: Well cats are simple enough to treat. Just bring me a bucket of milk, some ground unicorn horn and a leaf of marrentill.

1

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

1

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Great. I'll get to it.

1

Bob: There you go, happy doing business with you!

1

Gertrude: Hello, my dear. How's things?

1

Player: I'm fine thanks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
1

Felkrash: Of course, of course, they're the highest form of cat that I know of.

1

Player: Right, oak planks, steel nails, hammer, spade, east of Rellekka. Got it.

1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another banner?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Bryn: Don't think you can be taking any plus ones down there with you.

1

Player: Is there anybody there?

1

Player: Suppose so.

1

Larry: All right, keep calm. One growth spurt coming up.

1

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1
  1. Swap 30 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Please wait...
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm near Falador!

1

Bob: Okay, I'll join you there, on Lunar Isle. That's going to be a long walk on these paws.

1

Player: Thanks for your help.

1

Thessalia: Very stylish! It really suits you!

1

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

1

Player: Yes, strange people. But interesting nonetheless.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Okay, thanks.
1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting nechryael; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
1

Gamer: The Port Sarim pits are quite fussy, no lazy cats allowed in here.

1

Hellcat: Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

1

Evil Dave: That's nothing like the stew I tasted. All the spices are wrong.

1

Evil Dave: Hmm... I think you've got the amount of one spice right, but the others are wrong.

1

Cat: Meow!

1

Hellcat: Well, have you never noticed how well ghouls and demons get on?

1

Hellcat: Yeah... Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

1

Cat: Purr!

1

Cat: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.

1

Cat: Hmmmph.

1

Player: Okay, I'll grow you some marigolds.

1

Cat: Come on! We can help Bob!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Ellamaria: I want you to grow yellow orchids there.

1

Ferox: Ah yes, you'll be able to collect them from me, once you've got some targeted kills that is.

1

Player: Oops, looks like I'm a bit short. I'll have to come back later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. One more thing...
  3. Thanks for your help.
1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Bones: Jimmy doesn't like me talking to strangers.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Cart conductor: Watch out, sir! Don't want anything to run over your follower!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tropical wood (15,000)
  3. Fancy stone (25,000)
  4. Deathly mansion (35,000)
  5. ...Previous
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Overgrown hellcat: Frankly, I could do with it being a bit hotter round here, but I'll survive.

1

Overgrown hellcat: Those of us more in touch with our past tend to like it warmer. It's the legacy of the Felis Silvestris Lybica, or desert cat as you would say.

1

Player: Cats in the desert?

1

Hellcat: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

1

Sphinx: Well, I suppose I do. Seeing as you're such a good guardian of cats, I'll give you one. Be careful with it, though.

1

Grimesquit: 8 ratsies. An' your fuzzy 'as to catch them. Any you gets don't count.

1

Player: Ey! I's bored of 'em.

1

Grimesquit: I 'ears ya. Bet's ya I'll squash more ratsies dan you....

1

Phingspet: I 'ears ya. Bet's ya I'll squash more ratsies dan you....

1

Player: Do you fancy a bit of hunting?

1

Overgrown hellcat: Only because I know it amuses you. I couldn't care less... mmmmmmmm.

1

Player: No I've really had it with you, now scat!

1

Overgrown hellcat: Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I would find...
  3. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  4. Can you show me to the rat pits?
1

Unferth: Oh, OK.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I haven't been able to make some stew that Dave likes yet.
  3. What's it like living so close to the wilderness?
  4. How did Dave come to be evil?
  5. What's happened to my cat?
1

Player: Is there anywhere in particular that you would like to go?

1

Player: I don't think I should play that tune here.

1

Wanker: Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!

1

Wanker: Somewhere brutal and nasty. I could do with a snooze you see.

1

Phingspet: Tell 'im we said 'ello. Will ye? She then breaks out in a burst of girly giggles.

1

Apprentice: Oh, I'm sorry, could you pick up your follower first? I'm really not sure that I could teleport the both of you.

1

Player: Ummm, ok. I'll leave you to it then.

1

Hell-kitten: Come on! We can help Bob!

1

Kitten: You don't think I'm cute and cuddly anymore do you? Is there another cat you like?

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 5 months old.

1

Sphinx: I have to confess that, despite myself, I am impressed by your actions. I may have some work for you at a later date.

1

Wily cat: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Overgrown cat: Purr, nice master.

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Hellcat: Lets get out of here! Sewers make my fur smell. Somewhere less, erm, organised.

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Tbrew : I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.

1

Wily cat: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Player: Just take care of yourself cat.

1

Lazy hellcat: Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!

1

Lazy hellcat: I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Lazy hellcat: Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

Tbrew : I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.

1

Tbrew : AGHHHHH!!!!

1

Tbrew : Hiss's'sss's. ~Your cat tries to hold in a snigger, but fails miserably.

1

Player: Don't worry cat, I'll get you back in shape and then we'll come back and see who is laughing then.

1

Player: Poor Bob.

1

Arnold: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Sohigh: Meow!

1

Sohigh: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Sohigh: Here in the sewers seems as good a place as any.

1

Sohigh: I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.

1

Bigote: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Fatty : I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.

1

Mishi : Hiss! What would you care?

1

Mishi : Back to the pits. I want to tell the catchers what a evil master you've been.

1

Kitten: Sorry human, but what are you wearing?

1

Cat: I'm good. But could we go adventuring soon, I'm tired of talking, meeoow?

1

Bob : Well maybe if you stroked me the odd time, or played with me.

1

Dicks : Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.

1

Dicks : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Dicks : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Dicks : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Potato: There's rats on by the western wall of the castle, let's get them.

1

Ludwig: AGHHHHH!!!!

1

Player: Sorry I took so long, Tbrew , it took a while to come up with a name for you.

1

Mishi : Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!

1

Mishi : Somewhere brutal and nasty. I could do with a snooze you see.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Akali : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Akali : Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

Billy : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Kitten: Hello Bob!

1

Pp : I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.

1

Player: Pah! You're the laziest old bag of fluff I've ever met.

1

Pp : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Pp : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Daisy : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Daisy : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Daisy : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Pp : Well maybe if you stroked me the odd time, or played with me.

1

Pp : Hmph!

1

Pp : Hiss's'sss's. ~Your cat tries to hold in a snigger, but fails miserably.

1

Pp : AGHHHHH!!!!

1

Player: Well I suppose, there's not much else going on here.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Please wait...
  5. What do you want to do now?
1

Pp : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Luna : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Lariat: Hunting! Meow! Yes hunting iss good.

1

Lariat: Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.

1

Asshor: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Asshor: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Asshor: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Player: Hmph!

1

Opal : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Fatty : I rather not say.

1

Fatty : Well maybe if you stroked me the odd time, or played with me.

1

Yup : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Yup : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Yup : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Jimmy : Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Jimmy : Anywhere but here. I'm feeling lucky!

1

Jimmy : Lets go to the duel arena and watch some fights!

1

Guildy: Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Guildy: Lets go to the duel arena and watch some fights!

1

Hunter: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Hunter: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Hunter: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Whitey: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Whitey: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Teft : I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Aaaaaa: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Shah : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Next

Player: How old are you now?

597

Player: How are you doing?

532

Player: Where do you want to go?

337

Player: What do you want to do now?

318
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
170
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
131
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
74

Hooknosed Jack: My sources tell me that you were successful in killing the rat?

11
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
10

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

9
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
8

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
8

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

7

Player: I think it wants some attention.

7
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Cat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

7
  1. Are you sure you want to do this?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Player: Hello again.

6

Player: I think it's hungry!

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

5

Kitten: Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.

5

Player: Hello.

4

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

4

Hellcat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

4

Kitten: Let's go to the ratpits in Ardougne. I think I fancy a fight!

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
3

Unferth: Hello, I see you have a cat.

3

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

3

Player: Good job puss, I think that just about wraps things up here.

3

Jimmy Dazzler: Ah %USERNAME% aren't you just the ticket?

3

Player: Hi Unferth!

3

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

3

Kitten: Meeow I'm happy.

3

Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.

3

Player: Hello!

3
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the chores Bob set you to do.
  3. Ask about something else.
3
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
2

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

2

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: I got de ratsies for you's.

2

Player: Good day.

2
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
2

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2

Kitten: I want to chase things.

2

Player: I think it likes that ball of wool.

2

Hellcat: Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.

2

Player: Could you taste this stew please?

2

Hellcat: Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.

2

Cat: Good but could we go hunting again soon? One of my friends got a medal from Gertrude for catching lots of mice.

2

Player: You pick the paladin's pocket.

2

Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

2

Kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

2

Player: Hello cat.

2

Hell-kitten: Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!

2

Hell-kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

2

Player: Hi Bob. What you doing hanging around Varrock?

2

Hell-kitten: I'm 2 months old.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hi, I...

1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
1

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1

Kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

1

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1

Grimesquit: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

1

Grimesquit: Eh? Would you credit da.

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

1

High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

1

Player: Hello!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow, a snake charmer. Can I have a go? Can I have a go? Please?
  3. I want to talk to you about animal charming.
1

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Player: Hi!

1

Player: What's up with all that squirrel fur? I guess fleas need a home too.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What can you do for me?
  4. Ask about Bounty Hunter Hats.
  5. Nevermind.
1

Hild: Greetings Adventurer, why have you come to me in my abode?

1

Player: Bob! I've found you at last!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Bob's parents.
  3. Talk about something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Robert the Strong.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Player: Well that's one less rat hole. I had better finish the job off quick before they start to reproduce again.

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Thormac: Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me?

1

Player: I did it, sir! I found all of the scouts and delivered your message. The last one said I should report back to you.

1

Player: I've completed that task you set me. Now will you teach me?

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
1

Commander Veldaban: %USERNAME%! Have you heard?

1

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Player: Okay, I'm ready to be big again! Please get me out of this.

1
  1. Do you want to leave the grounds?
  2. Yes, let's get out of here!
  3. No I've changed my mind.
1

Undor: Hello there laddie.

1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Please wait...
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

My Arm: You know how to read book I got off farmer?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
1

Bill Teach: If yer after a lift go to the ship and I'll take ye where ye want to go.

1

Prospector Percy: Ye wants to go up there, eh? Well, ye'll need level 72 Mining first. An' don't think ye can fool me with yer potions and fancy stat-boosts. Get yer level up for real.

1

My Arm: Uh-oh - I fink da birds noticed us farming...

1

Player: Hey puss! Any news?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask the Sphinx for help for Bob.
  3. Talk about something else.
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Kitten: I'm just a month old.

1

Digsite workman: Hey! That's fragile! Stop poking it around with that trowel!

1

Zaff: The king's mind has been restored to him and he has been teleported away to safety. Now, to deal with Surok!

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met, friend. Glad you made it back in one piece.

1

Kitten: I'm 7 months old.

1

Kitten: I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

1

Evil Dave: TOTALLY EVIL! That's EXACTLY how the stew tasted!

1

Embalmer: Sorry, adventurer, I have nothing to trade with you.

1

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

1

Cat: Can we go to Varrock sewers and chase some rats?

1

Cat: I want to go chase things kill them and then eat them, purrr.

1

Player: I can't go in there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: I'll not get through these gates; they're too heavily boarded up!

1

Player: Hello! What's going on here?

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Directions to ... here actually, I had better keep them, until I complete Jimmy Dazzler's task.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Hell-kitten: I'm 9 months old.

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 10 months old.

1

Player: Hey fatty! Are you hungry?

1

Hell-kitten: Yawn. I need sleep.

1

Kitten: I'm 4 months old.

1

Cat: Here's as good a spot as any for some hunting.

1

Player: Hi Bob! Do you have another one of those mouse toys? I lost mine.

1

Player: We'll see what we can do.

1

Player: I don't think I should play that tune here.

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 8 months old.

1

Cutie : I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.

1

Overgrown cat: I'm old and fat if that's what you're driving at. What, are you thinking of trading me in for a younger model after all the adventuring we've done together? Is that it?

1

Player: Hey cat, are you up for some competitive rat hunting?

1

Hell-kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

1

Probita: No, sorry, I don't do cats. I'm not a cat person.

1

Kruk: Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Ook!

1

Fatty : Hiss! What does it want?

1

Kitten: Sorry human, but what are you wearing?

1

Player: Oh come on tell me.

1

Player: Well done cat, you won! Those 100 coins should come in handy.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Please wait...
  5. What do you want to do now?
1

Lariat: I'm content. A little more action might be good, but then again you might ruffle up my fur and then I'd have to groom all over again.

1

Whitey: A little older than I was before and not as old as I will be in another bit.

1