DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (37770)

  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel

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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
2345
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
843

Player: Thank you.

621

Player: What?

580
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
452

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

432
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
339
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
300

Player: Thank you very much for your help.

280

Curator Haig Halen: Good heavens! I'd never let you do such a dangerous thing.

274

Dron: BE GONE!

266

Player: Ok, thanks, I'll get right on it!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
254

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

226

Elena: You may want to check out the orchard just north of the city. I hear no one has tended it since the blight infected the trees there. I imagine it will have plenty of rotten apples.

197

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
161

Player: Alright, I'll see what I can do.

159

Father Reen: You should go to Uzer and find Badden at once. I'll follow once I've finished some business here.

135

Charlie: You do? Ah, yes, wonderful, I never doubted you for a second. That'll make an excellent addition to the zoo.

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Player: Okay, thanks.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
114

Player: Thanks.

112

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

104

Hazelmere: Blah, blah?

104

Restless ghost: It is so dull being a ghost...

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Player: Righty ho Savant. I look forward to your results.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Duke Horacio: Thank you very much, stranger. I am sure the head wizard will reward you for such an interesting find.

94

Player: Fantastic - I'll get right on it.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
90

Mage of Zamorak: Here's the scrying orb. If you encounter any difficulties speak to me again.

86
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
84
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
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Savant: Let's worry about that later; Go get Solus!

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  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Restless ghost: Ooh, thank you. That would be such a great relief!

63

Jorral: Be careful with it, the raw magic can damage you unexpectedly when you feel it.

59

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

59

Uri: Actions have consequences.

58

Father Reen: This summoning is our chance to rid the world of his evil influence!

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Father Aereck: Correct!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
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Baraek: Correct.

55

Hickton: Correct!

55

Dockmaster: Correct!

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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

52

Jethick: Spot on!

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  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
51

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

51

Uri: What's cheese?

50

Dunstan: Correct!

50

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

50

Aubury: ...no. I am getting ahead of myself. Please take this summary of my research back to the head wizard at the Wizards' Tower. I trust his judgement on whether to let you in on our little secret or not.

50

Mage of Zamorak: More than three may be helpful to us, but we need a minimum of three in order to triangulate the position of this essence mine.

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Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

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Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

49

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

49

Nicholas: Correct!

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Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

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Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

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Kaylee: Correct!

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Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

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Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

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Gnome ball referee: Well done!

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Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

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Caroline: Thank you so much!

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Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

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Oracle: That's right, well done!

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Dominic Onion: Correct!

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

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Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

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Captain Tobias: Correct!

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Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

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Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

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Uri: Can I have your teabag?

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Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

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Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

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Clerris: Correct!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

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Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

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Eohric: Correct!

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  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

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Roavar: Here you go!

43

Lowe: Here you go!

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Uri: *sneezes* What?

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Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

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Aretha: Correct!

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Karim: Correct!

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Luthas: Congratulations.

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Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

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Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

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Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

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Hajedy: Well done.

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Marisi: Correct!

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Flax keeper: Correct!

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Fycie: Human done good!

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Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

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Scout: I was told to go south, so here I am. I know one was to investigate the gnomes. I believe one headed towards Asgarnia. Another was told to go to a place of great heat, but that they would have to sneak through a pass.

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Horphis: Correct!

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Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

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Cook: Cheers!

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Brimstail: Well done!

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Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

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Edmond: Sounds good!

37

Gallow: Correct!

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Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

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Player: OK. I'll head off and give this order to Glough.

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  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
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Player: Well that's all very interesting, I wonder what the people of Nardah will think of this.

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Shiratti the Custodian: Nothing someone like you would understand.

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Player: I'm working on it!

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King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

35

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

35

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

35

Sir Kay: Correct!

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Madame Caldarium: Correct!

34

Traiborn: Spot on!

34

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

34

Uri: I have a story about that.

34

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

34

Squire: Correct!

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Gabooty: Sounds right!

34

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

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Captain Ginea: Correct!

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Taria: Correct!

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  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
32

Uri: Loser says what.

32

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

32

Drezel: Correct!

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Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

32

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

32

Player: OK, I think I've washed the key down into the sewer. I'd better go down and get it!

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Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

31

Uri: Can you stand me?

31

Steve: I believe you're right!

31

Aubury: Combined with the information I had already collated regarding the Rune Essence, I think we have finally unlocked the power to

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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

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Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

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  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
28
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
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Zahur: There, all done.

28

Femi: Well done!

28

Matthew: Josef must have hidden the book somewhere in the ruins, before Denath followed him. If you could find it, we'd know what it was that frightened him. We'd know what Denath is really up to!

27

Shipyard worker: Sorry to have kept you.

27

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
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Hunding: Well done.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. I am trying to find out the cause of this town's curse.
  3. Good day to you.
  4. What is this building?
  5. What is that key on display?
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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

25

Cook: Well done.

25

Player: Great, thanks!

24
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
24

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.

24

King Roald: Correct!

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Evil Dave: Spot on!

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Father Reen: You must hurry!

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Oziach: Well done, traveller.

22

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

22
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
21

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

21

Selena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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King Percival: Spot on!

21

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

21

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

21

Jorral: Thanks for the help again. Feel free to browse the room next door!

21

Gypsy: Well, I do pity you, and wish you the best of luck!

21
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
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Jennifer: Huh.

20

Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then. Now which of these barrels contained the Liverbane Ale? That'll be 18 coins please.

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Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

20

Player: Okay, I'm on my way. This Solus guy is really beginning to get on my nerves!

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Father Reen: You need to take it with you and see Badden in Uzer.

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Old Man Ral: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
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Simon Templeton: Mind your own bizzo, mate. But if you get any more, you know where I am!

19

Goreu: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

19

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

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Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

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Curator Haig Halen: Well, you can't have it! This museum never lets go of its treasures.

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Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

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Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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Hans: Well done, here you go.

18

Daer Krand: Good work!

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Player: Okay, I'm on my way - and Solus had better watch out, I am up to here with his annoying tricks!

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Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

18

General Hining: You have done well.

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Father Reen: Let me explain. Agrith-Naar is not an ordinary demon. He has immense magical powers, and he can use these powers to influence the mortal plane.

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Clay golem: I cannot remember. The shock of seeing a human being killed wiped the details of the incident from my memory.

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Wise Old Man: As you wish. Farewell, %USERNAME%.

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Scout: I am a scout, not a spy. I do not keep track of them.

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Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

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Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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My Arm: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Herman Caranos: Yes, that's right. And do watch out for the sea trolls!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
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Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

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  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
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  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
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Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 5 council members left to protect!

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Doomsayer: Spot on!

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Weird Old Man: Spot on!

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Savant: %USERNAME%, come in, this is Savant.

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Gerrant: You've done it!

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Player: I will, thanks.

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Jorral: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

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Player: Okay I'll head off immediately. Let's hope we're not too late.

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  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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Player: You pick the man's pocket.

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Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Protecting the Dwarf
  3. Protecting the Goblins
  4. Protecting the Pirate
  5. More...
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Prospector Percy: Spot on!

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Player: I think it's hungry!

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Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

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Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

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Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

15

Hetty: Ok, now drink from the cauldron.

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Morgan: Very well done, take this.

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  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
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Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
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Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

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  1. Select a word.
  2. Caldar
  3. Nahudu
  4. Agrith-Naar
  5. Camerinthum
  6. Tarren
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Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

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Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

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Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Mourner: Who are you? Go away!

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Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

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Awowogei: Spot on!

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New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Turael: Very well done, take this.

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Malak: As you wish. Come and see me when you have managed to kill Dessous.

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Dark mage: Spot on!

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  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
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Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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Sanfew: Thank you, adventurer!

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Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

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Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
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Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

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Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.

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Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

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Player: Take this demonic sigil and go through the portal.

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Shantay: Well done.

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General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

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Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

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The Face: Here you go.

13

Vannaka: Here, have this.

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Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

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Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

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Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

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Droalak: Take that scroll to Jorral in the outpost.

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Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
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Eluned: Spot on!

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Player: Okay, great!

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Prissy Scilla: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

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Strange Old Man: Spot on!

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Parroty Pete: Oh, thank you! We're ever so busy here at the Zoo.

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Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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Chemist: Well done, have this.

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Gertrude: Well done.

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Agrith Naar: Then prepare to die!

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Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Miner Magnus: Spot on!

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Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

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Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

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Bartender: Nicely solved!

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Player: ...Thanks.

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  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

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  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

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Matthew: Josef didn't have money for the magic carpet, and he can't have got far in the desert at night with that heavy book.

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Ellena: Excellent work!

11

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

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Arhein: Well done, matey!

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Cook: Very well done, take this.

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Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

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Wise Old Man: Spot on!

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Hans: Well done.

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Player: OK.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
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Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

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King Narnode Shareen: I'll show you the way back up.

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Player: Yes, I'll go do some quests or something...

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Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

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  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
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Hairdresser: Well done.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
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Chef Olivia: Please bring Artur back.

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Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

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  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
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Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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Bartender: I suppose you'll be wanting some Fire Brandy. That'll cost you 12 coins.

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Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Brother Omad: Spot on!

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Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Wilough: Thanks mister!

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Osman: May good luck travel with you. Don't forget to find Leela. It can't be done without her help.

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Broken clay golem: Repairs... needed...

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Apothecary: Well done.

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Player: Thanks! Enjoy your new...thing!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Please wait...
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  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

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  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
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Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

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Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

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Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

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Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

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  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
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  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
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Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Bartender: Fancy a bit of Heart Stopper then do you? It'll only be 8 coins.

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Player: Yes, I'd like to get Mimic challenges.

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Tegid: What? Oh well, if it's a matter of that much importance, I suppose you can borrow one...

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Toban: Hahaha! Small t'ing has done it. Toban is glad - take this...

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Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

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Player: Okayyy. Thanks for the help Ava. See you later.

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Silver merchant: Why not. I can't use it anyway. Try feeling its change in temperature as you walk around.

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Jorral: Take a look at the artefacts in the new museum room. You may find something of interest.

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Tinsay: I hope that's what he wanted.

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Dron: You have your answers, now go away!

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  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
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Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

8

Spirit tree: You're already here.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
8

Player: Hello!

8

Gaius: Here you go.

8
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
8

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

8

Rolad: Splendid, now, there's a good dwarf!

8
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
8

Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old Supergrog. That'll be 15 coins please.

8

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

8
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
8

Player: I wonder how old you are...

8

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

8

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
8

Saniboch: Excellent work!

8

Player: Thank you very much!

8

Squire: OK, here you go.

8
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
8

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

8

Alice's husband: Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers.

8

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find her for you then.

8

Ned: Well done!

8

Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot.

8

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

8

Tindel Marchant: Great, many thanks indeed! Here's the mattress!

8

Player: Ok, I'll keep looking.

8

Player: Thank you. I will try to find the other items.

8

Shiratti the Custodian: hands off the key. People already meddle too much with the affairs of the shrine.

8

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

7
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

7

Father Badden: I don't know. You'll have to find some way to convince them you're one of them.

7

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

7

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crawling Hands.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you want Dessous dead?
  3. Where can I find Dessous?
  4. Actually, I don't need to know anything.
7

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

7

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

7

Player: Thanksh very mush...

7

Oronwen: Any time.

7

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

7

Player: Hmmmm. I should tell Phileas about this.

7

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

7

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

7
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
7

Gunnjorn: Sure. Here you go.

7

Player: Of course.

7

Thorgel: Here you go.

7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

7

Mandrith: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

7

My Arm: Okieday, My Arm know how to find it. It on coast near smelly fur-wearing human town you call Rellekka. See you in a bit.

7

Turael: Here's a new axe; may it serve you well.

7

Sir Percival: Ok, I will see you there then!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. What is this place?
7

Rantz: Hey, you did good wiv da stabbie chucker, der's a flappy hat for ya.

7

Clay golem: The demon is still wounded. You must open the portal so that I can strike the final blow and complete my task.

7

Clay golem: I do not know the pattern. Golems are not permitted to open the portal.

7

Hazelmere: Blah, blah...Daconia...blah, blah.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. The History of the Outpost.
  3. The Times of Ardignas.
  4. The Mysterious Adventurer.
7

Doric: Well done.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. If you are, then why are you still selling goods from a stall?
  3. So what are you selling then?
7

Captain Rovin: Okay, I'll give you the key, just so that it's you that kills the demon and not Sir Prysin!

7

Essyllt: If the Death Guard see fit to re-issue you with a letter of recommendation, then maybe we will find a use for you.

7

Evil Dave: There's no need for the disguise here! We're all evil!

7
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
7

Player: Yeah, I'll pay that!

6

Watson: Thank you very much.

6

Historian Minas: You're welcome!

6

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

6

Player: Thanks!

6
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Treznor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

6

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't think so, it might animate and attack me!
  3. Yes, I may find something else on the corpse.
6
  1. Do you wish to make a golden cannonball?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Logosia: Here you go.

6

Blurberry: Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.

6

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

6
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

6

Nieve: I believe you're right!

6

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

6

Fortunato: Well done.

6

Glough: Fool... meet my little friend!

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

6

Genie: I hadn't thought of that. I just read that a lot of the most powerful beings are collecting soles these days. I haven't really got many yet though. You provided me with an opportunity to expand my collection.

6

Player: I know it's just an act... but that hurt.

6

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am most impressed by your equipment, peasant.

6

Player: Yeah, OK, here you go.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. No I'm really too busy.
  3. Ok
6

Charles: Very well done, take this.

6

Player: Thank you. I'll give it a try!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the outpost.
  3. Talk about something else.
6

Veronica: Well done.

6

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Pollnivneach.

6

Doric: Oh my, that is a coincidence! Pass them here, please. I can spare you some coins for your trouble, and please use my anvils any time you want.

6

Mage of Zamorak: The important part is that you must teleport to the essence location from three entirely separate locations.

6

Player: Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?

6

Eluned: I understand you agreed to help us! This is good news indeed.

6

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

6

Lubufu: Don't mention it. I mean that.

6

King Lathas: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got nothing for you right now.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye the robe black.
  3. Don't.
6

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can learn.

6
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
5
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Player: Yes please.

5
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
5

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

5
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
5

Ellena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5

Wise Old Man: * BURP *

5
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
5

Player: That doesn't sound too hard, leave it with me.

5

Mosol Rei: Please can you give it to Trufitus. He may be able to give you extra details on the legend surrounding Rashiliyia. Good luck!

5

Oneiromancer: Well done.

5

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

5
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
5

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

5

Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

5

Player: Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.

5

Player: Hi!

5

Matthew: But Denath was waking up, and when he saw Josef was gone he went through the portal to look for him. A bit later Denath returned, without Josef or the book.

5
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
5

Examiner: Correct! Well done!

5

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

5

Player: You can trust me to do it, sir!

5

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

5

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

5

Player: Phew! I just made it.

5

Jorral: You should feel it, and it will guide you to where you need to go.

5

Scout: I'm too busy scouting to be in touch. One headed this direction with me seeking the place of heat and sand, another sought a place of moisture and growth and the last sought gnomes.

5

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

5

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

5

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

5

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

5

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

5

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
5

Sedridor: Well done.

5

Cecilia: Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland?

5

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

5

Herman Caranos: Yes, please hurry!

5

Key Master: Here you go.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. What do you do?
5

Player: You too, your highness!

5

Player: Great, I'll be back once I've found that hammer.

5

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

5
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

5

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

5

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

5

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

5

Kaal-Mej-San: Go and save your people.

5

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

5

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

5

King Lathas: Anyway, I'll send word when I next require your services. Oh, and I guess you'll be wanting your reward.

5

Emily: You'll be after our Hand of Death cocktail, then. Lots of expensive parts to the cocktail, though, so it will cost you 70 coins.

5

G.L.O. Caranock: I shall see personally to the decommission. You should report to the King immediately.

5
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 4 council members left to protect!

5

Traiborn: Not a problem for a friend of Sir What's-his-face.

5
  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Savant: Wow, that's some good thinking %USERNAME%! Okay, let's head there and get him!

5

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

5

King Lathas: Remember, the Underground Pass is lethal. Go prepared with food and armour or you won't last long.

5

Player: Well, can't argue with that! I'll return when I'm done!

5

Fairy Very Wise: Ok, just be careful, his henchmen have keen eyes and will be watching out for him.

5

Tinsay: It's complicated - we don't really talk about it.

5

Elissa: I'm helping with the dig. I'm an expert on Third Age architecture.

5
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Please wait...
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
5
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

4

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

4

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

4

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

4

Player: Not a problem. I'll be back with your cross before you know it.

4

Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

4
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

4

Player: Yes please!

4

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

4

Player: I think it wants some attention.

4

Player: Hello again.

4

Wizard Mizgog: Give them here and I'll check that they really are MY beads, before I give you your reward. You'll like it, it's an amulet of accuracy.

4

Imiago: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
4

Player: Right then. I'd better be on my way. I'll be back soon.

4

Alain: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Ranael: Well done.

4

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

4

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

4

Wizard Cromperty: Your magical prowess... it is most impressive.

4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Elder Guard: As you wish.

4

Ellena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Fairy Godfather: Grazie infinite! I will give-a dem to da healing fairy. Da Queen Bee, she will-a soon be strong again!

4

Lovada: Here you go.

4

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

4

Scout: Hmm, I left one of them near a haunted wood - the trees kept trying to hit us. One scout headed for a jungle and the other for the gnomes.

4

Player: Well that's Dessous dead, but where is the Diamond he was supposed to have?

4
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
4

Scout: No, you may go.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

4

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

4

Wise Old Man: Excellent. I'll see you outside the Colony. Don't forget to arm yourself - it could be dangerous!

4

Juna: Your dedication to balance is astounding adventurer.

4

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

4

Veliaf Hurtz: Once you're done, press onwards to Varrock and seek an audience with King Roald. Express the desperate nature of the situation here and beg him to send troops.

4

Player: Okay, will do.

4

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

4
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

4

Player: I think it's really hungry!

4

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
4
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
4

Crone: Good luck with that.

4

Curator Haig Halen: Any treasures this museum knows about it goes to great lengths to acquire.

4

Player: I don't suppose I could borrow that? It could come in useful on my quest.

4

Player: If Malak lied to me about it, he is going to pay!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm really too busy.
  3. Okay.
4

Gnome: Right, here you go. Now leave me to eat my crunchies in peace.

4

Ceril Carnillean: No, no, thank YOU! Feel free to stop by anytime adventurer!

4

Aubury: This... this is incredible. Please, give me a few moments to quickly look over this, and then talk to me again.

4

Aubury: My gratitude to you adventurer for bringing me these research notes. I notice that you brought the head wizard a special talisman that was the key to our finally unlocking the puzzle.

4

Player: Oh nothing. I'd best be off, thank you for your time.

4

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
4

Osman: Once you have everything, go to Leela. She must be ready to get the prince away.

4

Player: Right, well thanks for your input. I'll think over what you said.

4

Asteros Arceuus: Thank you friend. You'll find Mount Karuulm on the other side of Lovakengj. Please hurry.

4

Butler: Very good, madam.

4
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
4

Player: Very well...but if you're lying, I'll be back and I won't be happy!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to open a portal to the lair of an elder-demon.
  3. Well, I, er, just want it.
4

Veos: Good luck.

4

Clay golem: Thank you. Now my mind is at rest.

4

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

4

Fossegrimen: There you go! Go forth mighty warrior.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you want Dessous dead?
  3. How can I kill Dessous?
  4. Actually, I don't need to know anything.
4

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rellekka.

4

Rantz: Ok you's person...goes find da stabber!

4

Watchtower Wizard: You could start by checking out the ogre settlements around here. Tribal ogres often dislike their neighbours... In the meantime, I'll throw those fingernails out for you.

4

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

4

Player: Thank you, Ur-tag!

4

Player: Will do, see you later.

4

Party Pete: Hi! I'm Party Pete. Welcome to the Party Room!

4

Player: Thanks! I'll be off now.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't know, Varrock is pretty impressive.
  3. What happened to the city?
4

Father Reen: Did you go to Uzer to see Badden?

4

Mourner: Back away citizen. Only mourners are allowed inside the headquarters.

4

Sir Prysin: May you make good use of it.

4

Player: I'll do that. Farewell.

4

Player: That's odd. I wonder what I can have forgotten.

4

Restless ghost: Ah well. Keep on looking.

4

Simon Templeton: Cheers mate!

4
  1. Start dream: King Roald
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
4

Aubury: Remember, I will buy any runes you craft from you that you need to sell.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
4

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

3
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
3
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
3
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
3

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 4 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

3

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

3

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

3

Player: Not yet.

3

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

3

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

3

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

3

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

3

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

3
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

3

Brother Omad: OK, let's party!

3

Cecilia: Select the song I asked you to play, and speak to me again.

3

Nature Spirit: Farewell, %USERNAME% and good luck with your coming battle.

3

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Where is that area?
  5. Okay, great!
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
3

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

3

Prissy Scilla: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

3

Cook: Yes. I thought that there was a page missing from the cookbook because it seemed so easy, but it turns out it really IS that easy!

3

Player: Hello there.

3
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another amulet?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

3

Alain: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

High Priest: A somewhat strange request, but I see no harm in it. There you go. May Saradomin walk with you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

3
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
3

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

3

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

3

Charlie the Tramp: I really need some leather chaps, crafted by you.

3

Player: Mmmmm, dat was luverly...

3

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

3

Barbarian guard: It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.

3

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

3

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

3

Juna: Here you go.

3

Player: That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.

3

Reldo: I'm not sure where it is exactly... but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.

3

Bob: There you go, happy doing business with you!

3

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

3

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

3

Zavistic Rarve: There, the sand pit will now magically refill. No more work for Bert!

3

Zavistic Rarve: We must find the rest of Clarence, I've sent some wizards out to some of the sandpits, would you please check the Entrana sandpit?

3
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Brundt the Chieftain: Maybe, but where's the harm in a bit of feasting from time to time?

3

Archaeological expert: Thanks for your help; your sharp eyes have spotted what many have missed. Here, take this gold as your reward.

3

Player: Great!

3

Historian Minas: Sounds like magic to me! I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 21, the first display of the 5th Age.

3

Watchtower Wizard: You'll need some way to make the guards let you in.

3

Kangai Mau: You have??? Many thanks brave adventurer! Here, have some freshly cooked Karamjan fish, caught specially by my tribe.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's the mission?
  3. Tell me about Witchaven.
  4. Who are the important people in Witchaven?
  5. That's enough for now.
3

Vampyre Juvinate: Okay, I guess you can go then, food sack!

3

Silk merchant: You drive a hard bargain, but I guess that will have to do.

3

Larry: All right, keep calm. One growth spurt coming up.

3

Player: Goodbye.

3

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

3

Sir Renitee: There you go.

3

Player: Alright, I'll see you there.

3

Sin Seer: Fine. I declare you trustworthy, if you consider bribing a seer a trustworthy transaction.

3

Player: That's ok, take care.

3

Ernest: Of course, of course.

3

Historian Minas: You mean that those flimsy things can fly with more than a gnome in? That is unexpected. I shall update the display immediately. Display number 10, upstairs in the middle of the room!

3

Monk: Ok.

3
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
3

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

3

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

3

Sedridor: Use the Air Talisman to locate the air temple, and use any further talismans you find to locate the other missing elemental temples. Now... my research notes please?

3

Essyllt: Hmm, fair enough.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I am not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
  3. No, I think I need to go get one of these Icon things.
3
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Frizzy Skernip: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

3
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
3

Fairy Nuff: I believe he now resides in the Dark Wizard's tower near Falador, and %USERNAME%, please hurry. I fear the Queen doesn't have much time left!

3

Alain: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

3

Player: There. That's the device destroyed. The people of Arceuus should be safe now. I'd better go to the Tower of Magic and check.

3

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe...

3

Archaeological expert: What can I say? It's a skill I picked up through my many years of taking field notes!

3

Veliaf Hurtz: I will see you both at the boathouse in Burgh de Rott. We can use the boat there to get to this graveyard. Good luck.

3

Brian: Well done.

3

Velorina: Remember that once the Ectophial has been used you need to refill it from the Ectofuntus.

3

Mage of Zamorak: Bring it with you and teleport to the rune essence location, and it will absorb the mechanics of the spell and allow us to reverse-engineer the magic behind it.

3
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Hi there! Who are you?

3

Mage of Zamorak: I already told you! Meet me in the Varrock Chaos Temple!

3

Mandy: Here, I found these in the wardrobe when I was seeing to my wound. I don't want them so please, take them...

3

Fred the Farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then.

3

Zooknock: Well done, human. Bear with me now.

3

Neite: *sigh*

3

Gerald: You could ask Hadley the tourist guide. He'll be in this building just here.

3

Clay golem: Task complete!

3

Clay golem: But the demon was badly wounded and elder-demons heal very slowly indeed. It was almost dead when it retreated to its own dimension.

3

Player: Argh!

3

Player: Thank you. I will not disappoint you.

3

Santiri: That's a great start! Now if you can find an Imcando dwarf so the blade can be repaired, that would be even better!

3

Player: Okay, I'll be back as soon as I have it.

3

General Wartface: You rescue Chosen Commander and she lead us all to glory!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about your cape?
  3. Yes please!
  4. Oh, it's a rune shop. No thank you, then.
  5. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
3

Ellamaria: You must go at once and converse with the wise old man who is said to dwell in Draynor Village; he may guide you in mastering this delicate and sophisticated ability.

3

Guardian mummy: Fine, I'll take you to the first room now...

3

Player: Okay, bye.

3

Tamayu: Let me guess - you want me to skin that monkey. Very well: I shall, since you have assisted me.

3

Ogre boat: You's got no chompies...no boatsie trips!

3

Lazim: I'm a mage of Zamorak, after all. What else do you expect?

3

Blanin: Glad I could help.

3

Matthew: No, I think Jennifer has it.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What am I supposed to be doing again?
  3. What's in this for me, anyway?
  4. You're not going to use this for evil are you?
  5. Can I have another crystal ball thing?
3

Traiborn: Of course. Take care, and don't talk to strangers!

3
  1. Start dream: Slagilith
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
3
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
2

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

2

Player: Hi, I...

2
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
2

Hairdresser: Hope you like the new do!

2

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

2

Apothecary: That's very clever. I hope you've got a real feeling of pride and satisfaction from that.

2

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

2

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

2

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

2

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Player: Okay Amik, thanks for explaining!

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
2
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
2

Player: Em... Ahemm.. Excuse me?

2
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. There is no penalty for resigning now.
  2. Resign and leave the Theatre.
  3. Do not resign.
2

Player: Okay...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another shield?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2

Necrovarus: NO!!!!! Get out of my sight before I burn every ounce of flesh from your bones!!!!!

2

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

2

Heskel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Historian Minas: Hello there, welcome to Varrock Museum! Can I help you?

2

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

2

Treznor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2

Player: *Aside*Perhaps I should pay this snake charmer a visit.

2
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
2

Radimus Erkle: one.

2

Cook: No problem!

2

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

2

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

2

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

2

Player: I'll see what I can do.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to have a look at your selection of runes.
  3. I would like to have a look at your general stock.
  4. Who did you want me to talk to again?
2
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
2

Player: Typical. Fine, I'll kill the snake, just wait here.

2

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
2

Player: I'll be back later.

2
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Rosie: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Eluned:

2

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Zombies.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I do.
  3. No, I don't.
2

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

2

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Isn't this, you know, wrong?
  3. How do you know Agrith-Naar will do all this for us?
  4. Why did Josef run away?
  5. I forgot the incantation.
2

Sithik Ints: But...you can't just leave me here like this!

2
  1. Pick a topic
  2. Distant lands
  3. Strange beasts
  4. Days gone by
  5. Gods and demons
  6. Your hat!
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
2

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

2

Ruantun: Yesss, of courssse... There you are, put it to good usssse...

2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Garth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Taverley.

2

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Slayer Tower.

2

Kaylee: Heehee, this'll be fun!

2

Kaylee: You'll be after our Hand of Death cocktail, then. Lots of expensive parts to the cocktail, though, so it will cost you 70 coins.

2
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
2

Player: Thank you, King Narnode!

2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cadantine for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Savant: Well I still don't know what help that is, but if you have an idea where he might be you should head there immediately!

2

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

2
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
2

Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys. These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar.

2

Trufitus: Rashiliyia's only kin was a son, 'Bervirius'. His remains were entombed on a small island which lies to the South West. I will do some research into this to see if I can find any other details.

2

General Khazard: Don't worry if you lose it, I can always get more to replace it.

2
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

2

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
2

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

2

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a trout, cooked by you.

2

Thormac: Aha, my little scorpions home at last!

2

Player: ...

2

Player: Well that is a risk I will have to take.

2
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
2
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Strength *
  3. * Attack *
  4. * Defence *
  5. --- More ---
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2

Guardian of Armadyl: He must be gaining in power again. If you can defeat him he will be banished from this plane for a while. You will need this pendant to attack him.

2

Player: Ok, thanks.

2
  1. Take this order?
  2. Easy-peasy! I'm on the job.
  3. I won't be able to do this order.
2
  1. Do you want details of where to find your customer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

2

Player: I'll try again another time.

2
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I shall now transport you to Zulrah's shrine and offer your life on behalf of our tribe.

2
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Can I come through this gate?

2
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

2

Ug: Whaaat? Man-thing want to die? Ug no scared of you or your grandmother! Ug show you. Ug go to Aga now.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

2

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

2

Player: Right, oak planks, steel nails, hammer, spade, east of Rellekka. Got it.

2

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

2

Player: Don't worry about it, just as long as I don't have to go back into that blizzard.

2

Player: I should make sure I have all four diamonds with me before speaking to Eblis again.

2
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Player: Um, yes, very nice. Lots of... trees and stuff.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another banner?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2

Solus: Say hello to my little friend! And goodbye to me!

2

Historian Minas: How exciting, I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 7, 5th Age, year 7.

2

Bartender: No problemo. That'll be 2 coins.

2

Clerk: Thank you very much.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Two jobs? That's got to be tough.
  3. So what have you invented?
  4. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
2

Wizard Frumscone: Hah! Necromancers aren't helpful people. I don't know of many - most guild wizards won't have anything to do with their practices. I think Malignius will help only because he loves showing off his powers.

2

Ghommal: Here you go.

2

Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.

2

Lady Servil: My son and husband are safe and recovering at home. Without you they would certainly be dead. I am truly grateful for your service.

2

Silk merchant: I buy silk. If you ever want to sell any silk, bring it here.

2

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

2

Watchtower Wizard: Well, if you ever want to make friends with an ogre, this is the item to have! Now I'll try to assemble it...

2

Ticket goblin: Just board the train and wait for it to travel to Keldagrim.

2

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

2

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

2
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Golden bowl.
  3. Golden helmet.
  4. Nothing.
2

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

2

High Priest: Enjoy your stay here. May it be spiritually uplifting!

2

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

2

Romeo: Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet? Have you seen my Juliet?

2

Broken Handz: If you'd like to see someone fighting Zulrah, feel free to borrow my telescope.

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
2

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

2

Player: On second thoughts, you seem to have everything I know covered here!

2

Historian Minas: No matter. I'm sure you'll find more. Look around the Museum, explore the city and maybe do some quests, and I'm sure you'll find out something worth telling.

2
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Take a map of the Museum.
  3. Find out about the Dig Site exhibit.
  4. Find out about the Timeline exhibit.
  5. Find out about the Natural History exhibit.
  6. Find out about Kudos.
2

Larry: Our work is at the iceberg now. I will meet you there.

2

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw herring, caught by you.

2

Piles: Here you go.

2

Player: Ok make me some yellow dye please.

2

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

2

Player: Okay, that seems sensible. I'll be right back.

2

Ghommal: Your gear so strong. Me impressed.

2

Historian Minas: Delrith! Incredible! I am grateful to you for letting me know. Please tell me more about Silverlight and I'll get a display erected. Display number 25, 5th Age, year 20.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, let's begin.
  3. Let's skip the backstory.
2

Veliaf Hurtz: You've done well. I'd say you've earnt a break. Before you go though, here's a little something to thank you for your hard work.

2

Undor: I reckon that magic lot will have to do their fiery tricks for a bit longer before everything is back to normal.

2

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A book that preaches of some great figure, lending strength, might and vigour.

2
  1. Shield left half
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 3 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

2

Awusah the Mayor: Good luck to you.

2
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
2

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll go in!
  3. No thanks, I'll take a look around out here.
2

Sedridor: No... there are others... whom I will tell of your authorisation to visit that place. When you speak to them, they will know you, and grant you access to that place when asked.

2

Witch: Go to the iron mine just north-east of Rimmington and hit the bar with a plain old smithing hammer while facing north. Then take your new magnet to Ava. Poor girl, having to deal with whippersnappers like you.

2

Awusah the Mayor: Hey, leave my shoes alone!

2

Velorina: I have a vision of a small wooden shack, the land it was built on the unholy soil of Morytania. I sense the sea is very close, and that there looms castles to the west and the east.

2

Turael: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hour, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Gardener Ghost: Well, oi s'pose oi've got 10 minutes to spare.

2

Ava: Wow, great, now the arrow manufacturer is ready for use...there you are! Talk to me if you need more information later.

2

Gardener Ghost: Got it right 'ere in my pocket. Here you go.

2

Historian Minas: Quite worrying that it's just a bit of water keeping them there, but Saradomin will protect us I've no doubt. Thank you for the information, I'll get a display put up. Display number 23, 4th Age, year 1100-1200.

2

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

2

Gypsy: Yes, of course.

2

Player: Oooooookaaaaay....

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Thank you. I will try to find the other items.
  3. Can you tell me what I still need to get?
2

Osman: Yes, you have the rope.

2

Player: Oh, I give up!

2

Player: Yes, I've spoken to them before.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bats.

2

Ellena: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Player: Right! I'd better start looking for this Tchiki Monkey Nut Bush then...

2

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

2

Fayeth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2
  1. Status: 4 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I open the portal?
  3. What makes you think you can defeat the demon?
  4. I'll get right on it.
2
  1. Which outfit piece do you want?
  2. Mask.
  3. Top.
  4. Trousers.
  5. Boots.
  6. Gloves.
2
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
2

Player: Have you got any symbols of your god?

2
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Clay golem: Demon must be defeated! Task incomplete.

2

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
2

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

2

Arianwyn: I will let you know if there are any further developments. For now though, your work is done.

2

Galahad: Sometimes I do, yes. Still not many people to share my solidarity with, as most of the religious men around here are worshippers of Saradomin. Half a moment, your cup of tea is ready.

2

Guard: I said stay there, outerlander! You're not welcome in our camp.

2

Player: I think I need a key of some sort.

2

Jossik: That was one of its babies...

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

2

Player: Sheesh...

2

King Narnode Shareen: It's a translation book, you'll need it to translate what Hazelmere says. Do this carefully! His words are our only hope! You'll find his dwellings high upon a towering hill, on an island east of Yanille.

2

Knight of Ardougne: Sorry citizen. Only Knights of Ardougne are allowed in the prison.

2

Estate agent: This book will help you to start building your house.

2

Apothecary: Ok, that's all I can teach you. Many thanks for the diary.

2

Blast Furnace Foreman: Feel free to use the furnace. Remember, you only need half as much coal as with a regular furnace.

2

Grew: If you t'ink you're tough, find Gorad, my enemy to the south-east, and knock one of his teeth out! Heheheheh!

2

Player: Carlem!

2
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

2

Watchtower Wizard: Well, if you can cast Bones to Bananas, or any spells beyond that, you should be alright.

2

Player: Ok, I promise!

2

Guard: Welcome, adventurer.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tattered Yellow papyrus.
  3. Decayed White papyrus.
  4. Crusty Orange papyrus.
2
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
2

Monkey Child: Ok then...

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
2

Gujuo: The mosquitos bite me bwana! I must go for a swim...

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
2

Player: Right then, I'll get to it.

2

Sir Lancelot: It's on a big rock sticking out into the sea.

2

Echned Zekin: Aahhhhhhhhh! As I take the spirit of one departed, I will now reveal myself and spell out your doom.

2

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

2

Jorral: What do you mean? You've discovered nothing!

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
2

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

2
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Sergeant Damien: Was I talking to you? I'm here for Private %OTHER_USERNAME%.

2

Askeladden: Well it's sure a weird place to ask for it buddy, but I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

2

Mourner: You heard right. Head on in and see what you can do.

2

Player: No, not yet, but I will.

2

Surok Magis: ...

2

Guard Vemmeldo: Well done!

2

Player: Oh, how am I going to convince you?

2

Elissa: If you're interested in his expedition, the notes he made are in the library in the Exam Centre.

2

Player: Perhaps I should use the needle with a piece of leather instead.

2

Nulodion: Thank you, adventurer. The Dwarf Black Guard will remember this.

2

King Lathas: Good luck adventurer.

2

Player: Don't worry, Golem, you've done enough demon- slaying!

2

Murphy: Save yourself! We're going down!

2

Player: It's a Bow and a Sword... how am I supposed to use this?!

2

Sir Percival: I said I will see you there then!

2

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you mean they changed you?
  3. What was the curse?
  4. Goodbye.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what's this room for?
  3. What's the big lever over there for?
  4. What's the gold chest for?
  5. Have you always been here in Falador?
  6. I wanna party!
2

Evil Dave: So confused...

2

Savant: Analysis is negative I'm afraid, %USERNAME%. Savant out.

2

Boy: Thank you so much!

2

Barker: Here, have this.

2

Cart conductor: That service is free. Just hop on a cart on Track 3, and away you go.

2

Turael: You're still hunting lizards, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ogres.

2

Player: Okay, thanks!

2

Kragen: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

2

Player: Ok, let's see what you've got!

2

Dugopul: Guards! I've found a human!

2

Ellamaria: Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.

2

Player: Ah well.

2

Shantay Guard: Hello there! What can I do for you?

2

Evil Dave: Hey! This is our portal! Keep out!

2

Hadley: Enjoy your visit.

2

Shantay Guard: Go talk to Shantay. I'm on duty and I don't have time to talk to the likes of you!

2

Councillor Halgrive: And in recognition of your service to the public health of Ardougne, please accept this further 3000 coins as a reward.

2

Thorgel: Well if you wanna 'nother, just come back and I'll tell you what I need.

2

Father Reen: You idiot! You lost Silverlight! I found it on the sand!

2

Droalak: Bye!

2

Rantz: Dat's da shame thing dat is! No flapper hat for you den!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me?
  3. You must see some gruesome things?
  4. Why do they call you 'The Butcher'?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I couldn't do that!
  3. Sure, sign me up!
2
  1. Status: 16 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2

Saba: Have you got rid of those pesky trolls yet?

2

Father Aereck: Sorry, I only had the one quest.

2

Sir Prysin: Ok, goodbye.

2

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid you

2

The Lady of the Lake: I am the Lady of the Lake.

2

Evil Dave: But what's that sword? It's far too shiny to be evil. We won't have any silver glowing swords in here!

2

Captain Tock: Anyways, ye've been a mighty help, young lass. Ye be brave in the heart, strong in the arm and full in the bowels, an' I be grateful to ye.

2

King Narnode Shareen: I just hope he can help us in our hour of need!

2

Woman: Come back to me soon and we can talk again about trees!

2

Player: Aber!

2

Turael: You're still hunting spiders, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Player: Okay, I might just do that.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Not yet.
  3. Do you have the demonic sigil mould?
2

King Lathas: Have you taken that letter to Jorral yet?

2

Shiratti the Custodian: That's the key to the holy chambers of the great and mighty Spirits of the Elid, and it's staying right there. There are other holy items about this building and keep your hands off them too, but most definitely keep your

2

Elissa: But the Third Age was a time of destruction, when the gods were violently at war.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I am working on it.
  3. What was I meant to do again?
  4. I haven't really had the time to investigate.
2

Clay golem: I was never programmed to appreciate the city. My only purpose was the destruction of the demon, and that is achieved!

2

Awusah the Mayor: Please try your best, that water salesman is not doing much good for the economy of our town.

2

Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts!

2

Silver merchant: I wonder what is inside.

2

Savant: Empty some space out of your pack and use the CommOrb to get a transcription of the glyphs.

2

Savant: The clue was that Solus is somewhere that has blue wizard hats...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
2

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
1

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

1

Player: Hello.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

1

Player: Hello Veos.

1
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Penguin time!

1

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about gravestones again.
  3. How do I pay a gravestone fee?
  4. How long do I have to return to my gravestone?
  5. How do I know what will happen to my items when I die?
  6. I think I'm done here.
1

Observatory professor: By Saradomin's earlobes! You must be a friend of the gods indeed.

1
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Mystic robe top
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I would find ....
  3. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  4. Can you show me to the rat pits?
1

Savant: Okay, we have our scan results...

1

Player: Yeah it is, which means I know where he is, and how to get there!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. I'd rather not.
1

Juna: Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time.

1

Player: Great. Thanks Veos.

1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1

Mr. Mordaut: WELL DONE! You've proven your aptitude for pattern recognition. You'll receive a book once you leave the classroom. It is a Book of Knowledge to further your education.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
1

Player: Excuse me...

1

Player: Ok, I'll remember.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a piece of iron ore from an iron vein, mined by you.

1

Mysterious ghost: He was Zaros.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more headgear?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

1

Mysterious Old Man: Reach the maze centre as fast as possible. The faster you are, the better your reward.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Bolongo: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gypsy: One day he'll return. You must go through the portal and finish him off.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Bye!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 22,000 coins deposited first.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What ales are you serving?
  3. What can you tell me about dwarves and ale?
1
  1. Would you like to squeeze into this crevice?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks!
1

Player: Easy as pie...

1

Old crone: I will now perform the ritual of enchantment.

1

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Dr Jekyll: Thank you so much! Here, take this potion in return.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Father Reen: Stop him? No! We want you to wait until Agrith-Naar is summoned and then kill him once and for all!

1

Player: No thanks.

1

Rhonen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Shock!

1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Museum.
  3. I have some information that might be of use in your displays.
  4. No thanks.
1

Bolongo: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Player: Good day.

1

Trufitus: Many blessings on you! I must now prepare, please excuse me while I make the arrangements.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some irit for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Nickolaus: Excellent, now there is no way the eagle will be able to tell me from one of its own.

1

Professor Gracklebone: Aren't you helping someone else at the moment? Don't let me interrupt.

1

Player: What is this place?

1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Player: And you. See you later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sell it.
  3. Keep it.
1

Player: Glad I was able to help... but who is your boss? I thought you worked for the museum?

1
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 520,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
1

Weve: Hey! Leave them alone! My dad Steve will beat you up unless a Slayer Master has given you special permission.

1
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find these beings?
  3. Any advice on fighting the beings?
  4. Tell me more about these beings.
  5. Thanks, bye.
1

Player: What's that ladder next to the altar for?

1

Larry: No, they only know mine. That agility course really stank up the suit and seems to have covered your scent. You might want to consider bathing soon.

1

Larry: I can't speak right now. I have too much to do. I will contact you when the time is right.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1

Guard: Halt! The city is on lockdown until the rebel elves are dealt with.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So I can't teleport, and I may lose stuff? Okay.
  3. I'm not ready to fight yet.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I have.
  3. No, I'm not interested in that.
1

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Oh, yes I love a bit of History.
  3. I'm more interested in your researches right now.
  4. Actually I'd better get going...
1

Player: Why would I want to forfeit? I'm not in a duel!

1

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Evil Dave: Go away! This is OUR portal now!

1

Denath: Now let me continue with my preparations!

1

Soldier (tier 5): To the arena!

1

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

1

King Narnode Shareen: Well, I'm sure that your magical research skills will help you there. Good luck!

1
  1. Recharge the sceptre with...
  2. Gold artefacts?
  3. Stone artefacts?
  4. Pottery and Ivory artefacts?
  5. Actually, I'm more interested in plundering the tombs.
1

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

1

Player: Raarrrggggg! Yes!

1

Ivan Strom: Now, please. I'd like to be alone.

1

Caroline: Thank you. Take care of yourself %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Enter the laboratory? The door is notorious for getting jammed.
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Ow... Lazim has some explaining to do!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy elemental runes.
  5. Buy other runes.
  6. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
1

Player: Just give me 5 minutes and I'll be back!

1

Cook: Then you travelled to the Kharazi Jungle and searched the plants there until you found a vanilla stick, which was then added to the mixture.

1

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

1
  1. Death will charge %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Pay Death's fee.
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
1

Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.

1

Murphy: Great, I'll take us back in.

1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Yes, I know what I'm doing.

1

Ulsquire Shauncy: Great! Well done my friend!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. Er... Nothing...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Look at rewards.
  3. Look at shop.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1

Ewesey: Here you go.

1
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw coins.
  3. Cancel
1

Vasquen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Kalphite Queen: Your pitiful misplaced confidence is irrelevant. You will all die!

1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Serpentine
  3. Electric
  4. Extinguished
  5. Cancel
1

Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!

1

Player: Okay, I'll try to be.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why does Badden hate you?
  3. Do you know anything about the dark wizards who arrived here?
1

Clay golem: He should know that I could never hurt him. The first command in a golem's mind is that it cannot allow a human being to come to harm.

1

Matthew: Hello. Are you Josef's replacement?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Eluned: Hello again, how is it going?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to ask you something about yourself.
  3. I'll be back later.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Do you have any more questions?
  2. How do I leave the game?
  3. How do I get the artefacts?
  4. What do I do with the artefacts I collect?
  5. I'm ready to give it a go now.
1
  1. Status: 27 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Player: Great, thanks a lot!

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

1

Squirrel: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Savant: Any time, %USERNAME%. Over and out.

1

Player: That's a good idea. There are plenty of feathers around here. I'll see what I can do.

1

Asyff: Ah, an inspired choice. What kind of bird were you thinking of?

1

Player: What's this? The bridge is out - I'll need to find another way in. I can see a ladder up there coming out of a hole; there must be a tunnel that leads here...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I wanna get out of here!
  3. Erk! No, I want to stay in the grove.
1

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

1

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Matthew: Thank goodness! I think Denath is nearly ready for the ritual. We must prepare!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghosts.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over elite clue.
  6. Hand over all.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check charges.
  3. Toggle action when amulet breaks.
1
  1. Remove your advert?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Bank guard: Yes?

1

Master Crafter: Hello, and welcome to the Crafting Guild. Accomplished crafters from all over the land come here to use our top notch workshops.

1
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. Thanks, maybe some other time.
1

Player: I think I'll leave it for now.

1

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

1

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

1

Player: I have no idea what you just said, but good luck with it anyway!

1

Turael: Although, it's not an assignment that I'd normally give... I guess I could give you a new assignment, if you'd like.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Vanescula Drakan: Oh I'm counting on it...

1

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks for finding my book. I'm learning such a lot here.

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Player: You fail to pick the bandit's pocket.

1

Player: Thanks, goodbye.

1

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

1

Vyrewatch: Very well...

1

Vampyre Juvinate: I can show you the way out. Follow me.

1
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
1

Player: Never mind.

1

Player: It's okay, I don't need any help.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Garkor: We have to stop Glough! Get back to the Stronghold and warn the king before it's too late! I'll get the rest of the 10th squad together and we'll meet you there.

1
  1. Climb into the fissure?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go!
  3. No thanks, I'm having second thoughts.
1

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

1

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

1

Gujuo: Please, now consider yourself a friend of my people. And visit us anytime.

1

Gujuo: I am tired Bwana, I must go and rest...

1

Sir Amik Varze: Very well, I shall head to Varrock. Thank you for passing on this message.

1

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
1

Jorral: Well this should function much the same, the deeper magic of the key itself is stored within this strange device.

1

Eohric: Hi, can I help?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wolves.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Achietties: Congratulations! You have completed the Heroes' Guild entry requirements! You will find the door now open for you! Enter, Hero! And take this reward!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you live so close to the trolls?
  3. What do you have to offer?
  4. No thanks, Eadgar.
1

Parroty Pete: Well, fruit and grain mostly. I try to give them a balanced diet, but their favourite treat is pineapple chunks.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1

Player: So, still here then?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nothing, thank you.
  3. A pint of Grog please.
  4. A bottle of rum please.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
1

Player: I need to return to Crash Island.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1
  1. There are %NUMBER% mirrors and %NUMBER% crystals in the tray...
  2. Take the mirrors.
  3. Take the crystals.
  4. Take everything.
  5. Pull the lever.
  6. Do nothing.
1

Le-sabrè: If you ever lose them, come back to me to reclaim them.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a yew tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1

Player: Let's go!

1

Bob: Bye.

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Bartender: Ok one Black Skull Ale coming up, 8 coins please.

1

Zambo: Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja island.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see your wares?
  3. Have you found any more prayerbooks?
  4. Nothing, really. Good bye.
1

Player: You'll need to hold this sigil for the ritual.

1

Player: Greatness? He's crazy. He kidnapped innocent people and butchered them in his arena. Not to mention sicking that dog on people. Killing it was the best thing I ever...heard about.

1

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Player: Sure.

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
1

The Collector: It's beautiful, isn't it?

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Sack: Sniggersnigger.

1

Emily: Heehee, this'll be fun!

1

Spirit of Zadimus: You have released me from my torture, and now I shall aid you. You seek to dispell the one who tortured and killed me. Remember this... 'I am the key, but only kin may approach her.'

1

Trufitus: But I think we must take Zadimus' clue literally and get some item that belonged to Bervirius as it may be the only way to approach Rashiliyia. Perhaps something like this exists in his tomb?

1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

1

Ayesha: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the Ratcatchers Quest.
  3. Have you got any decent gossip to share?
  4. Do you know a potion to make hair fall out?
  5. Have you got any good potions to give away?
  6. No thanks.
1

Player: Ummm...I see. 'Ask my cat', you said. Anyway, I had better return this jar.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: Pffft, I only wanted a dwarven shtout from that table over there.

1
  1. Do you wish to tear it out?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please. What are you selling?
  3. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
1

Seer: Well see if you can find that scorpion then, and I'll try and get you some information on the others.

1

Player: I suppose I'd better go and see what the problem is then.

1

Mernia: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Birds.

1

Tiles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Player: See you later.

1
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Kitten: Meow!

1

Elkoy: We're out of the maze now. Please hurry, we must have the orb if we are to survive.

1

Player: Thanks for the help.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
1

Bartender: One beer coming up. Ok, that'll be two coins.

1
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: No, sorry.

1

Sandy: I don't care about that, I have far too much work to do. Let the authorities take care of things like murder and stop snooping around my office!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Unferth: Hmph.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

Player: Camerinthum!

1

Slim Louie: Ah don' talk to humans! Yous wanna talk, talk to da boss!

1

Player: I'll take the colourful ones!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is there to do in the Wizards' Guild?
  3. What are the requirements to get in the Wizards' Guild?
  4. What do you do in the Guild?
  5. Can you help me more?
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: One Asgarnian Ale, please.

1

Player: Thanks, Kaylee.

1

Player: I'd better get going.

1
  1. Pay 1,000 coins to visit Waterbirth Island?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Rashiliyia: You have my gratitude for releasing my spirit. I have suffered a vengeful and evil existence. I was tricked by Zamorak. He returned my son to me as an undead creature.

1

Player: I'll get on with it.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Player: About that book... where is it again?

1
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Hitpoints *
  3. * Magic *
  4. * Ranged *
  5. --- Previous ---
1
  1. You are too heavy to swim.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll shed some weight before diving so I can swim.
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Now how can I help you young fellow?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ta-ta for now, old bean!

1

Falo the Bard: Here goes... A mark used to increase one's grace, found atop a seer's place.

1

Sandy: I don't have time to talk to you. Go away!

1

Player: I think I have enough evidence now, you can go for now, but I think you're up to your neck in it!

1

Player: I see. I'll bear that in mind.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Sorry, I haven't got any.
  4. Go get a job!
  5. Ok. Here you go.
  6. Is there anything down this alleyway?
1

Player: Thank you! Your advice is much appreciated!

1

King Bolren: The tree has many other powers, some of which I cannot reveal. As a friend of the gnome people, I can now allow you to use the tree's magic to teleport to other trees grown from related seeds.

1

Golrie: No, of course not.

1

Al Shabim: Hello Effendi!

1

Arnold Lydspor: No way can I send items to bank for you with great big trolls outside! You save Colony, then Arnold open bank for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 120 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
1
  1. Do you wish to return to shore?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. What do you do?
  4. What do you know about the Imcando dwarves?
1

Reldo: They tend to keep to themselves, and they tend not to tell people they're descendants of the Imcando, which is why people think the tribe is extinct. However...

1

Squire: Please don't let him catch you! He MUSTN'T know what happened!

1

Player: I'm off.

1

Player: Excuse me?

1

Jorral: Well, I am very busy, but I could fit you in sometime next month.

1

Savant: %USERNAME%, come in. This is Savant.

1
  1. Really place the rune into the door?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Really place the weapon into the door?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: But not in front of the lady, let's take it outside.

1

Mazion: You're very strange, but if it means I get rid of the horrid thing...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I bless the vessel?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
1

Gujuo: I have to collect herbs now Bwana...

1

Larry: You can't wear a cape inside the suit, it might get caught.

1

Gertrude: Well okay, but they're all just as cuddly as each other.

1

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

1

Falo the Bard: You have very kind words. I would be extremely grateful if you could remind me which object the song was about.

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. You'd better deal with it before returning.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

1

Brian O'Richard: Tut tut tut, now you know you're not allowed to take anything except that jewel in with you.

1
  1. Dragon scimitar
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Daga: Here, have this!

1

Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins.

1

Wood Dryad: Heehee, what a strange question, that's because I'm a Wood Dryad.

1

Eblis: I'm afraid not, other than the direction that the mirror is facing will be approximately the direction you will need to head in.

1

Col. O'Niall: Stay sharp boy.

1

Brother Maledict: Peace be with you.

1

Bailey: Good luck.

1

Garth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Player: Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.

1

Solztun: Stay safe, adventurer.

1

Wizard Mizgog: Bah! Fine.

1

Player: Hello. Do you need any help? I'm looking for a quest.

1
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Arnold Lydspor: Big thanks, %USERNAME%. When Colony safe, Herman reward you good.

1

Mysterious ghost: Valdez? Who be that? Some foul necromancer?

1

King Roald: I never thought I would live to see the day when someone came forward to claim this reward!

1

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Cecilia: Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels!

1

Alec Kincade: Good luck.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a redwood tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

1

Player: That was for Bob!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A glass of your finest ale please.
  3. Can you recommend where an adventurer might make his fortune?
  4. Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
1

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

1

Player: Okay, that sounds good.

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Player: Thanks, Emily.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

G.L.O. Caranock: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Grew: Well, well, perhaps the morsel can help after all...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. And what are you doing in Brimhaven?
  3. I'm in search of adventure!
  4. Who are the Rantuki tribe?
1

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Varrock platebody?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Please find someone else.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Player: Who's there?

1

Player: No...thank you!

1

Ellen: That's all the training I can give you. I hope you find it useful.

1

Treznor: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen top for your help, many thanks!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

1

Ticket goblin: You don't need to buy a ticket! You're %USERNAME%! Without you, this train wouldn't exist!

1

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

1

Gypsy: Well you could try asking some of the other goblins in their village for ideas. You should be able to find it just to the North of Falador, unless they've decided the sky is the wrong colour there or something.

1

Hassan: Hey, do not treat the Emir's palace like a climbing frame for children, whoever you are!

1

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cake tin
  3. Bowl
  4. Pie dish
  5. More...
1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well done in the cave, here take TokKul as reward.

1

Captain Dalbur: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Krystilia: You've already been assigned something.

1

Imiago: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
1

Savant: Savant out.

1

Liliwen: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you mean?
  3. Thanks.
1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

Player: I should go and let Eblis know what's happened here...

1

Iron Man tutor: There you go. Wear it with pride.

1

Player: I'll get going.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some kwuarm for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Snowflake: Thank you for getting our herb patches to work. Now Boulder can grow goutweed for my people, and they are very happy.

1

Achietties: Good luck with that.

1

Vyrewatch: What? What? Where?

1

Bardur: Perhaps I misjudged you, exile. Best of luck on your adventure.

1

Ranged combat tutor: There you go! Your ammo will now automatically be equipped when you pick it up.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, make me some red dye please.
  3. I don't think I have all the ingredients yet.
  4. I can do without dye at that price.
  5. Where do I get redberries?
  6. What other colours can you make?
1

Player: Ok make me some blue dye please.

1

Player: Could you remind me what I need to do with that crystal?

1

Tangleroot: I am Tangleroot!

1

Safta Doc: There you go Bwana, a nice new opal machete for you.

1

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm near Falador!

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some avantoe. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. Would you like to make a V Sigil?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you have?
  3. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make potions for me?
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Guard: Please accept this reward from the family!

1

Player: What the... ?

1

Auguste: %USERNAME%, it has been a privilege flying with you.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, leave this place.
  3. No, stay here.
1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Ilfeen: Well, good luck.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about pet insurance.
  3. I've lost a pet. Have you got it?
  4. I have a pet that I'd like to insure.
  5. What pets have I insured?
  6. Maybe another time.
1

Warrior: Help? What help? I didn't help! Please don't say I did, I'll get in trouble!

1
  1. Combine the Vorkath's head with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Arianwyn: I can't offer much of a reward I'm afraid. However, I did have Eluned make this for you. It should allow you to bypass the defences on the temple.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

1

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

1

Player: Do I know you?

1

Player: Ooooh... my head...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Player: This looks complete! I should head back to the Chieftain and see what he thinks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Raw shark.
  3. Raw manta ray.
  4. Raw sea turtle.
  5. Raw bass.
1

Wilough: Thanks miss!

1

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

1

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
1
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
1

Essyllt: Oh I'm going to enjoy this...

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Safalaan Hallow: Farewell and good luck, my friend!

1

Straven: I dunno...

1

Straven: Aww, go on then. I suppose I'm in a generous mood today.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
  5. Clockwork toy
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Player: So you want me to infiltrate the mourners? How am I supposed to achieve that?

1

Nikkie: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you doing here?
  3. What's a larupia?
  4. What is that cool cape you're wearing?
  5. Ahh, leave me alone you crazy killing person.
1

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

1

Player: Very well then, I shall await my mystery prize with bated breath.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need 2 more free spaces in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

1

Elite Void Knight: I'm afraid I cannot offer to upgrade any Void Knight armour for you. You do not satisfy the order's requirements.

1

Alice: Mysterious indeed, but in this case she actually looks pretty normal.

1

Player: I've lost my amulet.

1

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

1

Donie: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

1

Genie: Here, have this.

1

Freaky Forester: You get some money for your help, many thanks!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. What do we need for the monkey talisman?
1

Matthias: Don't worry; I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't upset it too much.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Player: River spirits, what are they?

1

Ghaslor the Elder: Here I have something around here somewhere which may be of interest to you.

1

Old man: The Captain says yes.

1

Oronwen: Well done.

1

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

1

Anna Jones: When I decide to start work again. Right now, I'm enjoying sitting on this bench.

1

Brother Tranquility: Your concern is most gratifying. Saradomin be with you.

1

Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

1

Sedridor: Best of luck with your quest, %USERNAME%.

1

Sandwich lady: Hey, I didn't say you could have that!

1

Ava: We'll need a magnet next, one with purely natural fields and made from a carefully selected iron bar. A firm impact when the iron is parallel to Gielinor's field will stabilise this field in the rod.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. Why are there so many knights in this city?
  4. Can I just distract you for a minute?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Tristan.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Witch: Oh, forget it, then. If you won't react to kindness, I'm back to luring infants into my oven. You'll have it on your conscience.

1

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

1

Player: It's my pleasure!

1

Arianwyn: Thank you friend. Don't forget your disguise.

1

Abbot Langley: Here you go.

1

Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to

1

Boot: High quality gold eh? Hmmm... Well, the very best quality gold that I know of, is just East of the large city Ardougne, underground somewhere.

1

Player: No, I'm really too busy.

1

Krystilia: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1

Zooknock: The range at which I will be able to sustain it is limited. I cannot ensure it will be effective off the atoll.

1

Zooknock: Furthermore, you will not be able to attack whilst using this, so be careful. Perhaps when I refine my spells I could look into making this possible.

1

Player: Thanks for that!

1

Historian Minas: That's excellent, I'll get a display put up straight away! Display number 28, end of the 2nd Age.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to steel dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Gujuo: I must visit my people now...

1

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

1

Eve: Oi, find yourself some other dragons - these are mine!

1

Jungle forester: Not really, but I would say be careful, it's a dangerous place. And good luck.

1

Master fisher: Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please feel free to make use of any of our facilities.

1

Thorodin: I've upgraded your Fremennik sea boots for you. They can now teleport you here once per day and you can access a shortcut on the Miscellania docks as well as an increased rate of gaining approval with your subjects.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a leather body, crafted by you.

1
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Ranging cape(t), consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Cavey Davey: The sort of dark, sanity-breakin' THINGS that cause the livin' to drop to their knees and weep for the fate of all creation?

1
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Mazchna: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Player: Ah, I see, a great history. But why will it be in ruin?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, I'll make a stand for history!
  3. I don't care about some dusty building
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's the story so far?
  3. What do I need to do now?
  4. Got to go, bye!
1

Player: Got to go, bye!

1

Silver merchant: Silver! Silver! Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Ask about the outpost.
  4. No thank you.
1

Larrissa: Oh! Thank you so much for all of your help in rescuing my darling Jossik!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1

Player: I'll look him up then.

1
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Do you have any more questions?
  2. How do I leave the game?
  3. What about the chests and sarcophagi?
  4. What's this I hear about a Golden Sceptre?
  5. I'm ready to give it a go now.
1

Player: I'll see if the author can help translate the note for me, then.

1

King Percival: You missed all the excitement!

1

Player: Likewise.

1

Player: That sounds good, improve them for me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy non elemental runes.
  5. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
1

Player: Great, I'll go and get them.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

King Narnode Shareen: Glough is a threat to us all... I must hereby re-assign you to Ape Atoll, %USERNAME%. Report to Sergeant Garkor on Ape Atoll for further orders.

1

Fairy Godfather: %USERNAME%, you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?

1
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find those?
  3. Certainly, I'll be right back!
1

Duke Horacio: If you kill it, for Saradomin's sake make sure it's really dead!

1

Player: Go to Leela, she is close to here.

1

Hassan: You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins.

1

Player: Sheesh, what a grouch. You'd think you'd have more of a sense of humour being dead and all.

1

Mysterious ghost: You are a very strange young man...

1

Player: I see. I suppose I'd better tell Mori.

1

Rohak: There, as good as my word. Hot rock cakes to my special recipe.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Dagannoth Kings %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Seer: It seems to be in some sort of upstairs room. There seems to be some sort of brown clothing lying on a table.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange the book for teleport scrolls
  3. Don't exchange the book
1

Player: I reckon those stepping stones will let My Arm enter the cave far enough for the trolls to see him! I'd better clear that obstruction so he can get in.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
1
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. Please wait...
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Hmmm. Very well. I'll go and free this soul.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
1

Zandar Horfyre: Don't mention it, and give my regards to Nuff, when you see her next.

1

Sedridor: Well, take care adventurer. You stand on the ruins of the old destroyed Wizards' Tower. Strange and powerful magicks lurk here.

1

Watson: I still need a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Player: I'll come back another time.

1

Treznor: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
1

Homunculus: Thrank you. For reward you speak me, I makes monsters.

1

Player: Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Beekeeper: Great! I'll get some bees moved in right away. Here, have something for your trouble...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Shall I try to repair you?
  3. I'm not going to find a conversation here!
1

Player: Ooooh yeah... I'll be right back!

1

Player: Maybe another time.

1

Nieve: Like other giants, Fire Giants often wield large weapons, learn to recognise what kind of weapon it is and act accordingly.

1

Clay golem: The four statuettes in the temple must be turned to the correct pattern.

1

Brian: Here you go, here's your axe! And very many thanks for your help and a good laugh! You should have seen your face! Oh what a picture!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Empty book.
1
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
1

Rat Burgiss: ...

1

Jimmy the Chisel: Hello mate!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you any interesting news?
  3. Do you know where I could find any treasure?
  4. I'm looking for a statuette recovered from the city of Uzer.
  5. How do I get a medallion?
1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Watson: You need to bring me clue scrolls you haven't already given me %USERNAME%.

1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Hosidius.

1

King Arthur: He has set up his workshop in the room next to the library.

1

Player: Thank you for the advice.

1

Romeo: Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?

1

Player: Hello, can I go in?

1

Turael: You're still hunting greater demons, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1
  1. Trade in 1x Warm gloves for a supply crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu. I must go now.

1

Matthew: Quick, %USERNAME%, you've got to get those three to come back! And you'd better take Denath's sigil and find one more person to help.

1
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
1

Player: Thanks Edmond. I'll go and see how she's doing.

1

Player: Don't worry, I'll kill them.

1

Barbarian guard: They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card. When you've done all that, we'll be happy to let you in.

1

Franklin Caranos: Anyway, off you go.

1

King Lathas: Not yet I'm afraid. Even with my brother gone, the Dark Lord remains a threat. For now, the plague must remain.

1

Baker: Good day Sir. Would you like some nice freshly baked bread? Or perhaps a nice piece of cake?

1
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Player Moderators.
  3. Tell me about something else.
  4. No thanks.
1

Player: Here's 200 Coins - chop my tree down please.

1
  1. Status: 31 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests for me?
  3. Where did you get the animals from?
1
  1. Sailing to Karamja Shipyard costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

1

Player: Very well, I'll go and see if your other brothers need anything...

1

Player: I don't want to.

1

Pieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the guild.
  3. Tell me about yourself.
  4. What's my current farming contract?
  5. How many farming contracts have I completed?
  6. I'm just passing by.
1

G.L.O. Caranock: Decommission the shipyard ... I see. Well, we have had some seriously strong southerly winds of late. They may have been blown off course during flight.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why not?
  3. What are you doing here?
  4. Ok, Sorry
  5. I need your help with something...
1

Kob: You win, I will call off the attack.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Apron
  3. Glassblowing pipe
  4. Needle
1

Player: We're doomed.

1

Player: Hey Rocky, do you want to commit a bank robbery with me?

1

Keef: A deal is a deal. We will not be allies with the monkeys.

1

Juliet: Many thanks! Oh, I'm so very grateful. You may be our only hope.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Romeo: Who's Juliet?

1

Professor Onglewip: Oh no, I come from the Gnome Stronghold. I've been sent here by King Narnode to learn about human magics.

1

Player: Fine thanks.

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: Oh, why so difficult?

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1

Guard: Our camp, outerlander, and we don't want any trouble there.

1

Curator Haig Halen: Oh dear. You'll need 250 rubies, a Digsite pendant, 100 cosmic runes and 500 fire runes with you I'm afraid.

1

Curator Haig Halen: That's great to hear. You should speak to the foreman at the digsite canal, I'll make sure he knows to expect you.

1

Florin: Blimey, did you see that? He put some food in the chest for us! He's probably not after anything!

1
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Oh, thank you! Enjoy your Obscurian Tribal Artefact(tm). It has a million-and-one uses!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Withdraw coins.
  4. Cancel
1

Bert: Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.

1

Hudon: Hmmmm!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Witchaven Dungeon.

1

Captain Shanks: Very well then me old shipmate, I'll just take your ticket and then we'll set sail.

1

Player: I wonder if I need to invest in a trowel when I take you out for a walk.

1

Mage of Zamorak: I'll give you a scrying orb. I have cast a standard cypher spell upon it, so that it will absorb mystical energies that it is exposed to.

1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is Paterdomus?
  3. Why do you want to go to Paterdomus?
  4. Could you defend yourself if we met enemies...?
  5. I can take you to Paterdomus.
  6. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. Pay 6 handfuls of barley malt?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1

Watchtower Wizard: It looks like you've brought me all the pieces of the relic. It is as I thought - a statue symbolising an ogre warrior of old.

1

Captain Ginea: Hello again. Thanks for offering to help deal with the criminal gangs.

1

Dark Mage: You be really careful with that thing!

1

Turael: Bats are rarely found on the ground, so you'll have to fight them while they're airborne, which won't be easy with melee.

1

Zooknock: Somewhere in the village. It ought to be obvious. Now give me a moment.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!

1
  1. The compost bin contains compostable items
  2. I want to use my tomato to make compost.
  3. I'll keep hold of my tomato for now.
1
  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
1

Player: No thank you.

1

Skavid: Ig! Bidith ig!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm sure I can make a cake.
  3. Nah, leave him where he is.
1

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Player: No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.

1

Gnome ball referee: Have a new ball!

1

Traiborn: How dare you! Now get me the next ingredient! I will hold onto the Enchanted Milk for you until you need it.

1

Timfraku: We shall see, Bwana.

1

Clerris: If you intend to donate any dense essence, please try again later. We do not require any at present.

1

Player: Thanks Charlie!

1

Player: That's five! Only one more left now...

1
  1. You do require at least 11 spaces in your inventory to loot this chest.
    Any items you cannot hold will be dropped to the floor.
  2. Open anyway
  3. Open anyway (do not show this again)
  4. Do not open
1

Player: Quiz shows are stupid. Go away.

1

Cat: Meow.

1

Sigmund The Merchant: Incredible! Your merchanting skills might even match my own! I have no choice but to recommend you to the council of elders!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can I have another key to Melzar's Maze?
1

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

1

Thorvald the Warrior: If you need to place your equipment into your bank account, I recommend that you speak to the seer, who knows a spell that will do that for you.

1

Safalaan Hallow: Return to Ver Sinhaza and see if you can work out what Vanstrom and Ranis are up to. If you need some help, we recently sent a few of King Roald's mercenaries in that direction.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me somewhere?
  3. Tell me more about Great Kourend.
  4. Nothing.
1

Mawrth: Here, have this.

1

Lumo: ... and that's how I saved Narnode from the fire- breathing gnome-eating lizard-dragon-king of Jool.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave the laboratory?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Fortress Guard: Go away. You're getting annoying.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter the dungeon.
  3. Enter, and don't see this warning again.
  4. Stay out.
1

Kazgar: Mistag told me it's not safe to guide humans through unless they're carrying a light source. You wouldn't be able to see to follow me.

1

Jungle forester: Great, here you go! If you could ask the Captain to pop it into Brian's Axes for resharpening when he's next in Port Sarim, that would be really helpful.

1

Brian: Oh, great, that would be really helpful! Here, give me the axe for safe keeping and I'll get it sharpened as soon as she agrees to help.

1

Player: You pick the warrior's pocket.

1

Duke Horacio: No, all is well for me.

1

Reldo: I am the palace librarian.

1

Reldo: Yes.

1

Klarense: Okey dokey, she's all yours!

1
  1. Teleport out of the area?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Oracle: The map's behind a door below, but entering is rather tough. This is what you need to know: You must use the following stuff.

1

Player: Hello, are you in charge?

1

Foreman: Right. Glough sent a human?

1

Player: His gnomes are busy.

1

Daero: There is a teleporter round the corner. You must use this.

1

Player: It might have helped if I'd actually remembered to bring my pet rock.

1

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog princess!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Zanaris.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you offer me employment on your plantation?
  3. That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
1

Player: Err... I haven't got one.

1

My Arm: Go see Burntmeat - he give good directions for getting there.

1

Player: Well this looks like the dig team, and it seems they managed to find the temple. I'd better let Arianwyn know before the Mourners find out.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. Why are you sunbathing up a mountain?
  4. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
  5. Would you like to trade?
1

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

1

King Narnode Shareen: You will find him attending to business somewhere on the Grand Tree.

1

Player: Very well. I will be back later, with one of the captives.

1

Irena: I did go looking for her myself and I came across some footprints just a little way south. I'm worried that they lead to the desert mining camp!

1

Veos: Certainly! I hope you don't get seasick, it's a long voyage.

1

Fred the Farmer: Seth does, Seth Groats. He's another farmer over yonder at the other farm. Over the river and on the way to Varrock, he has loads of chickens.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to access my bank account.
  3. I want to check my PIN settings.
  4. I want to collect some items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Olaf Hradson: That or bring me some food before I starve. Whichever.

1

Player: Yes, I have some now.

1

Player: Ok. That seems easy enough.

1

Lord Shiro Shayzien: Good luck citizen.

1

Trader Crewmember: Certainly sir. Where would you like to go?

1

Eadgar: Your loss!

1

Guard: Okay, good then. And remember, I prefer my pineapples whole, not chopped up with all the juice gone.

1

Rantz: Ok then you's creature...you's use da big blowers on da fatsie toady. Creature makes da fatsie toady and den needs da rocksie an da wooly fing to stick it down da ground.

1

Katrine: You wanted to be ranked as a master thief didn't you? Well, I guess this just about ranks as good enough!

1

Jerico: How's it going?

1

Player: Alright then, I'll see what I can do.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Waterfiends in the Ancient Cavern.

1

Gujuo: I'll take those germinated Yommi tree seeds to Ungadulu, I'm sure he'll appreciate them.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. YES
  3. NO
1

Jarvald: I would head straight for the cave and not tarry too long %FREMENNIK_NAME%, the cold winds on this island can cut right through you should you spend too long in them.

1

Player: Eugh, so much walking. Fine, I'll go see Phileas.

1

Player: Can I see what you're selling?

1
  1. Status: 35 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Historian Minas: That sounds good - bring me that and we'll create a display.

1

Player: ...I'll leave you to it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. I'm here about blessed axes again.
  6. Er... Nothing...
1

Johnathon: My thanks for the assistance adventurer.

1
  1. There are 8 mirrors and 1 crystal in the tray...
  2. Take the mirrors.
  3. Take the crystal.
  4. Take everything.
  5. Pull the lever.
  6. Do nothing.
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Ask the camel about its dung.
  3. Say something unpleasant.
  4. Neither - I'm a polite person.
1

Osman: I think you may be on to something. Leverage... I like that.

1

Rantz: But's we's particular about our chompy yumms. Me's wants Potato wiv mine! Fycie and Bugs want something wiv der's as well, go and ask 'em wat dey want.

1

Portal of Death: To pass you must answer me this: What is an example of a good bank PIN?

1

Nickolaus: Well bring it over here then. It's not much use to me over there.

1

Vannaka: I'll open the store for you.

1

Player: Osman! Nooo!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Goodbye.
1

Player: I'm not mixing dung into the soil with my hands! I need a spade to dig it in properly.

1

Werewolf: You can't go down there, human. If it wasn't my duty to guard this trapdoor, I would be relieving you of the burden of your life right now.

1

Osman: Thanks.

1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek another task.
  3. I can't find the relic part you gave me.
1

Gillie Groats the Milkmaid: Tee hee! You've never milked a cow before, have you?

1

Player: What do I need again?

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Lanthus: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Player: Hmm... I wonder what this treasure is.

1

Player: You still hangin' around the tower?

1

Savant: Negative result, %USERNAME%. Looks like you're barking up the wrong tree. Savant out.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting wyrms; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Romeo: Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?

1

Clay golem: The golem army was created to fight it. Many were destroyed, but we drove the demon back!

1

Clay golem: Now that I am repaired, I will be able to destroy it easily!

1
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
1

Player: I'd like to set up trade offers please.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fossil Island
  3. Have you any interesting news?
  4. Do you know where I could find any treasure?
  5. I'm looking for a statuette recovered from the city of Uzer.
  6. How do I get a medallion?
1

Aretha: Respect the souls, traveller.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
1

Gnome banker: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Iffie: Sorry, dearie, if I stop to chat I'll lose count. Talk to my sister instead; she likes to chat. You'll find her upstairs in the church.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Curator Haig Halen: Be sure to bring anything you find back for examination - we've got a brand new Palaeontology room downstairs dedicated to finds from the island.

1

Gileth: I want 10 watermelons for that.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes, or perhaps I could combine the charges on yer teleport jewellery.

1

Player: Awww, shucks. It was nothing.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I assume you have a plan?
  3. What's the deal with your brother again?
  4. Sounds good. See you later.
1

King Lathas: You are to head into the Underground Pass and through the Well of Voyage. Lord Iorwerth, the leader of the elves, will send some representatives to meet you on the other side.

1

Player: Defence please!

1

Demon butler: I shall devote my every art to thy service, my Mistress.

1

King Arthur: Welcome, brave knight. I am always happy to see you back at my court. Please feel free to roam the castle and make use of the training grounds.

1
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen hat for your help, many thanks!

1

Player: Well this is worrying. I'd better go and tell Elena right away.

1
  1. Status: 19 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Asyff: I should be able to knock something up if you get me 10 of the right sort of feather. I'll also need some swamp tar and some yellow dye.

1

King Lathas: Very well. Return to me once you are ready and we will discuss our next steps.

1

Wounded soldier: What happened to me is nothing compared to what's gonna happen to the filthy lizardman who did it. When I'm out of here, I'm gonna find him and fix him good.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1

Jennifer: We should have known it was too good to be true.

1

Jennifer: It's always the same, everyone want to use you. Even demons.

1

Father Badden: All right, I'll wait here.

1
  1. Pay 10 curry leaves?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Evil Dave: That demon killed Eric! When are you going to start the ritual and slay him?

1

Player: So... You don't happen to remember what I did after the Culinaromancer escaped into that magic portal thingy do you?

1

Monk: bow string. Bring it back here when you're done.

1

Player: That was the strangest dream I've ever had! Assuming it was a dream...

1

Player: I should probably wear my mourner disguise before doing that.

1

Player: I really wish I would be warned about these things earlier...

1

Player: I'd better go and kill some hell-rats then.

1

Rowdy dwarf: You can at least make the effort.

1

Father Lawrence: I sing and I drink and I wake up in gutters.

1

Two-pints: If you ever lose your cloak, come back to me to reclaim it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you mean they changed you?
  3. Goodbye.
1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a bronze long sword.

1

Player: Where can you take me?

1

Gianne jnr.: I'm afraid you don't have the required training for this job. If you want to work for me you'll have to talk to my father Aluft Gianne snr. for cooking training and Blurberry the barman for cocktail making training.

1
  1. Status: 10 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... It can hold down a boat or crush a goat, this object, you see, is quite heavy.

1

Flax keeper: Today I can exchange 250 flax banknotes for bowstrings, if you bring me enough flax banknotes.

1

Savant: Not picking up any unusual readings here, %USERNAME%... Savant out.

1

Guildmaster: Oziach lives in a hut, by the cliffs to the west of Edgeville. He can be a little...odd...sometimes, though.

1

Koftik: Good to hear.

1

Veronica: Oh he went off to talk to some green warty guy. I'm sure he'll be back soon.

1

Player: It's locked.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know what these nail beast nails are used for?
  3. Can you tell me why you're here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Savant: Nope, all clear here. Savant out.

1

Ewesey: They're not going to eat anything you've got there. Make them meat pies, stew or pineapple pizza.

1

Player: Fair thee well, kinsmen of Neitiznot.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jellies.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. I just want to play.
  4. No, I don't want to play.
1

Velorina: Of course you can, you have helped us more than we could ever have hoped.

1

Player: Why are you so intent on taking him down?

1

General Bentnoze: You take ancient goblin mace. Maybe it be useful.

1

General Wartface: Sergeants wait for you at entrance to Lumbridge Swamp Caves.

1

Player: I understand you can take me to the Fishing Platform.

1

Curator Haig Halen: Well, firstly you'll need to do a bit of work around the museum, then maybe we can talk.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've nothing I can combine. Maybe ye needs to take yer stuff up to the Wilderness and charge it on the Fountain of Rune. It be more powerful than me.

1

Treznor: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1

Lumo: Bunkdo?

1

Fisherman Frodi: I don't like it when people cross there. It scares the fish. Please don't.

1
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Pay 20 coins to use the furnace.
  3. Pay 20 coins and don't ask again.
  4. Cancel.
1

Turael: Karuulm.

1

Elise: See you later.

1

Rat Burgiss: Not at all! Farewell!

1
  1. Remove all placeholders from the seed vault?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What else do you know about the Myreque?
  3. Remind me, what weapons do I need?
  4. Where can I find this boatman?
  5. I'd better be off.
1
  1. Rune longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Blanin: I know this sounds strange but Dron won't talk to anyone unless they know him well - he's a secretive guy.

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Three of the planks are for the boat and three are for the bridge. I suggest you bring some tools and steel nails along as well.

1

Nulodion: Take care adventurer.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's Gnome Air?
  3. How much for one-way to Varrock?
  4. I'll leave you to it.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's Gnome Air?
  3. Where can you take me?
  4. I'll leave you to it.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about your cape?
  3. Yes please!
  4. Oh, it's a rune shop. No thank you, then.
1

Baby Chinchompa: Squeaka squeaka!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lad, you're dismissed.

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Sorry my friend. You don't seem to have the funds for the trip. It will cost you 10 gold.

1

Regath: You're welcome. Spread the word of this great city with the new knowledge you have gained, and perhaps be more careful with how you hold your scroll in the future...

1

Player: I'll be off for now.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Waterfiends in the Kraken Cove.

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: You can leave us.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Where else is worth visiting around here?
  4. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  5. Thanks, goodbye.
1
  1. What would you like to search for?
  2. Pestle and Mortar
  3. Mith Grapple & Crossbow
  4. Back
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where am I exactly?
  3. Can you take me somewhere?
  4. Let's talk about your client...
  5. Goodbye.
1

Elena: Go and see my father, I'll make sure he adequately rewards you. Now I'd better leave while I still can.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Captain Rovin: Ha ha ha! The idiot!

1

Steve: You're still hunting gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Come back later.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Why do you charge for returning lost items?
  3. Show me what you've found.
  4. About items that break when people kill me...
  5. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, teleport me to Unferth's house.
  3. No thanks, I'll stay in Sophanem.
1

Player: Purchai!

1

Roavar: Greetings traveller. Welcome to 'The Hair Of The Dog' Tavern. What can I do you for?

1

Homunculus: Good! I gain know from alchemists and builders. Me make beings.

1

General Bentnoze: Shut up Grubfoot!

1

Thorgel: Anytime you want another one of those Talismans come see me and I'll sort you out with another list.

1

Dantaera: Do so with my blessing. I wish you good fortune, %USERNAME%. Go now, and save the beauty of the White Tree.

1

Player: I should be very careful with this battleaxe, it's almost a museum piece! I don't want to damage it by wielding it.

1

Mine cart driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?

1

Player: No, I can find things myself thank you.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

King Lathas: I appreciate your enthusiasm adventurer. However, I fear you are not yet ready for the challenges ahead. Return to me when you are and we will discuss our next steps.

1

Lundail: Hello Sir.

1

Selena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Elena: Right, the first thing to do is mash up a lot of rotten apples. You'll probably be able to do that at the orchard just north of the city. I hear no one has tended it since the blight infected the trees there.

1

Elena: No problem.

1
  1. Status: 9 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Betty: Welcome to the magic emporium.

1

Player: I'd like to go into the desert please.

1

Savant: The man you need to see is called Jorral. You can find him in his tower north-west of Ardougne.

1

Player: Returning to the maze is probably not a wise idea.

1

Gnome guard: I'm sorry but you'll have to leave.

1

Monk of Entrana: I'm sorry madam, but no weapons or armour may be worn on Entrana. This rule even forbids items dedicated to Saradomin.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 3,500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Gypsy: And try not to forget this time!

1

Fairy Very Wise: I'm so worried about the Queen, without her the fairy people may be chased out of Gielinor completely! You must wake her, for all our sakes!

1

Turael: You're still hunting kalphite, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Grum: Would you like to buy or sell some gold jewellery?

1

Spirit of Scorpius: Who treads upon my grave?

1

Man: No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. If you want to do some trading, there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'd like to go to Brimhaven.
  3. No thanks.
1

Perdu: Hello. I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Lubufu: How fares my apprentice?

1

Lubufu: In the meantime, you can practise with this.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Other human?
  3. No, honest, you're REALLY clever.
  4. Can I give you a present?
1

Player: ... I'll be back later.

1

Tiadeche: Not yet. I will stay here a while to catch more Karambwan.

1

Savant: You shouldn't really waste my time like this, %USERNAME%...

1

Security Guard: If you need more information, you can talk to my twin brother in the Lumbridge graveyard about your account security.

1

Brother Kojo: The townsfolk will all be able to know the correct time now! Thank you so much for all of your help! And as promised, here is your reward!

1

Lumo: Look at that Bunkdo, he almost looks like he's praying.

1
  1. There are a number of books here...
  2. Prifddinas' History.
  3. Eastern Discovery.
  4. Eastern Settlement.
  5. The Great Divide.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Draynor Manor
  3. The Cooks Guild
  4. The Champions Guild
  5. Keep Le Faye
  6. Digsite
1

Elstan: I've already told you everything I suspect.

1

Player: How are your grapes coming along?

1

Tyss: Very well, the magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1

Bernald: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

1

Bert: Yep, I dropped it off a while ago. Mebbe come back tomorrow fer some more.

1

Tiadeche: I will meet you in the village once you have helped my brothers and spoken to my father.

1
  1. Pay 80,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 80,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you die?
  3. What is your name?
  4. Can you do any tricks?
  5. Want a new hat?
  6. Want to go scare some people?
1

Player: Oh dear I don't actually seem to have enough money.

1

Lord Rologarth: No, you keep it, my friend. Werewolves hunger for the scent of live flesh - I have no need for the ring. I have my castle back, if not my soul.

1

Alice's husband: Woo woo!

1

Blue Opal Secretary: I will await your return soon, then.

1

Player: Thanks for the information!

1

Charlie: Well he seems to be just as vicious as the one we lost, but we're still very grateful for your help in acquiring him.

1

Femi: Oh, okay, I'll do it myself.

1

Lumo: And another one ... eats the dirt.

1

General Khazard: If I knew more of their locations I would go myself. Now go and finish the job.

1

Traiborn: I still need 10 more.

1

Yusuf: Bank's closed. Go away.

1

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Oh, nothing - it was just a bad dream...

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Ah yes, this is a Cape of Accomplishment, available only to those who complete every single Achievement Diary.

1

Player: I'll keep a look out for them! Goodbye Falo.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you tell me about the Myreque?
  3. Remind me, what weapons do I need?
  4. Where can I find the Myreque?
  5. I'd better be off.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I kill the dragons in here?
  3. I'll be off.
1

Player: Can we head to Lunar Isle?

1

General Wartface: Shut up human, we sort this one out ourselves!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Mute donation notifications?
  3. Enable banking on logout?
  4. No changes
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I smith?
  3. How do I fish?
  4. What monsters should I fight?
1

Player: Good for you.

1

Toothy: Aye? What do ye need?

1

Player: So you live in a hole? I would've thought Boars are surface dwelling mammals.

1

Player: Foiled again!

1

Player: Well... alright then, I think I'm just going to go and leave then.

1

Kragen: I want one basket of apples for that.

1

Lesser Fanatic: Ah, you would like to be able to bury them on the spot! Would you like to receive non noted bones?

1

Curator Haig Halen: I'm not entirely sure just yet.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ta ta!

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, combine the Blood shard with the Amulet of fury.
  3. No, I'll keep my Blood shard.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1

Captain Ginea: Please go; there is confidential information in here, and you are not authorised to view it.

1

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

1

Larry: I'm looking for an experienced adventurer and you're not it. Come back when you are more capable.

1

Gypsy: Skrach needs Jubbly chompy in order to be unfrozen, you'll need to talk to Rantz about how to get that. Perhaps the cook can be more helpful.

1

Player: No, I'm just passing by.

1

Father Reen: I've heard all about how you killed the demon Delrith!

1

Mosol Rei: You're welcome Bwana, good luck.

1

Brother Kojo: Hello, traveller, how can I help?

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kourend Castle
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Master Crafter: Sorry, only experienced crafters are allowed in here. You must be level 40 or above to enter.

1

Mazchna: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Hazelmere: Well, I never expected to be impressed by a human, but you have done a good deed for the gnomes - even if most gnomes won't recognise it. You humans are not as stupid as I first thought...

1

Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in an evil land to the North-east of here, where they had made their home living outside of

1

Herman Caranos: Go to Draynor Village and fetch the Wise Old Man to help save the Colony!

1

Herman Caranos: No! Now go and do what I told you!

1

Player: Hmm... This isn't quite working!

1

Rolad: Why, naturally, that's no problem for someone with such a keen interest in expanding her knowledge!

1

Captain Errdo: I don't think I can fix this. Looks like I'll be heading back by foot.

1

Player: No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.

1

Reldo: Although I would probably be in here even if I didn't work here. I like reading. Someday I hope to catalogue all of the information stored in these books so all may read it.

1

Player: HEY PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have lost the relic you gave me.
  3. I will find my way in, no problem.
1

Juna: It has not been long since your last visit. Come again tomorrow.

1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 2,000 uses: 40,000 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Can you take me back to the Temple please?

1

Bugs: Thanks for da chompy, it was deloverly!

1

Gaius: Welcome to my two-handed sword shop.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay sure thing, what do you need?
  3. Hmm no thanks, I'm not interested.
1

King Roald: You will have to excuse me, then. I am very busy as I have a kingdom to run!

1
  1. Barrelchest anchor
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Restless ghost: Wooo wooo wooooo!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Ingrid Hradson: Outlander, I have work to be getting on with... Please stop bothering me.

1

Player: I'm sure Tinsay said to use Karambwanji paste, not Karambwan paste...

1

Lazim: What did you expect from a Zamorakian mage?

1

Penda: Surely we are safe now!

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr! I'd better find someone else.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you wish to trade?
  3. Sorry I don't want to talk to you actually.
1

Turael: You're still hunting monkeys, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Pirate Pete: ...slipped and fell down some stairs.

1

Kazgar: Of course! You're always welcome in our mines!

1

Player: As nice as that looks I think I'll give it a miss for now.

1

Player: Er... Nothing...

1

Turael: You're still hunting birds, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Savant: He has a secret training facility in the depths of Taverley dungeon. You'd better stock up on anything you might need %USERNAME%, it looks like we're heading to Taverley dungeon.

1

Butler: Very well, madam.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy elemental runes.
  5. Please wait...
  6. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
1

Archaeological expert: Hello again. Was that translation any use to Asgarnia?

1

Watson: I still need a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, I prefer to bash things close up.
1

Arianwyn: Great work! Stick with it %USERNAME%.

1

Savant: No, this is a very specific kind of worm that is only found in one place...

1
  1. Opt out of Adventure Paths?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find Dessous?
  3. How can I kill Dessous?
  4. Actually, I don't need to know anything.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you need any more help?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Why are there cables all over the cavern?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Eadgar: Don't worry about me, boy, I'll be out in a jiffy. Talk to me at my home.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Hudo: Great stuff.

1

Ghost: There are those who walk in the Shadow Realm whom should not.

1

Shantay: Very well, I grow tired of you, you'll be taken to a new jail in Port Sarim.

1

Sedridor: Well, I AM the head wizard here...

1

Player: I'm evil in disguise?

1
  1. Set Tai Bwo Wannai teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Turael: Cave Slimes are the lesser cousins of Jellies, though don't be fooled they can still be dangerous as they're often poisonous.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rockslugs.

1

Player: How's life now the curse has been lifted?

1

Player: Hmm, I'd better not go in without the leg, I mean key. Khazard said I wouldn't get my reward without it.

1
  1. Ensouled demon head
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Kitten: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

High Priest: Please hurry, it can't be allowed into the wrong hands.

1

Player: Hey, Savant! Good to speak to you again!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I ask about what food you like?
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
1

Archaeological expert: Whyever not? You're the strangest delivery boy I've ever met!

1

Player: I'm afraid I don't have that much with me.

1

King Lathas: Leave me citizen. I'm far too busy to talk.

1

Miner: Oh, I'd never thought of that.

1

Steve: You're still hunting wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Vannaka: You're still hunting lizards; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Cave goblin: Visiting Keldagrim is so exciting! I never thought I'd be so far from Dorgesh-Kaan in my life!

1

Traiborn: Cheerio then. It was nice chatting to you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. Oh, it's a rune shop. No thank you, then.
1

Wizard Mizgog: Come back when you have them all. The colour of the four beads that I need are red, yellow, black, and white. Go chase some imps!

1

Tyras guard: Sorry, can't stop to talk. You should go to General Hining if you need something.

1

Tirrie: must consider them turned away from her and the curse shalt stand.

1

Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Not yet, but don't give up hope yet.
  3. Where did you say you threw it again?
1

Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.

1

Player: Oh yes...

1

Gunnjorn: The best way to train, is to go round the course in a clockwise direction.

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: And Arceuus will be saved.

1

Player: Hi, what do I have to do again to help the Lumbridge Guide?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, let's see what you've got then.
  3. I think I might just leave the perusing for now, thanks.
  4. Can you make clothing suitable for hunting?
  5. What sort of unusual materials did you have in mind?
1

Trader Sven: Good on ya, gal, good on ya.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,450 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Sabreen: You look healthy to me!

1

Heskel: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Guard Vemmeldo: Thank you. Be vigilant.

1

Shiratti the Custodian: That's a very valuable artefact. Keep your hands off it.

1

Player: That all sounds very confusing, I might just call her Elidinis for short.

1

Shiratti the Custodian: Yes, good don't.

1

Genie: Hey, no casting spells on my house!

1

Gnome trainer: I'm amazed by how much humans chat. The sign over there says training area, not pointless conversation area.

1

Elissa: Hmph. I don't think it will look this good when it's been buried in the ground for three thousand years!

1

Fairy Nuff: Not too well, the Godfather hasn't given me those secateurs yet.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok. Thanks for your help.
  3. Why are the undead here?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I'd like you to crush something.
  3. What sort of things do you crush?
  4. I'm not interested, thanks.
1

Elissa: Many great civilizations were destroyed then.

1

Fycie: Thanks for da chompy, it was deloverly!

1

Ghost shopkeeper: Can I help you at all?

1

Player: Um... Yeah, who would do a thing like that?

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel
1

Hafuba: Ah Uh Ah! Ah Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Please wait...
  6. Nowhere
1

Tegid: You monster! Take the robes and leave this place!

1

Turael: Skeletons are undead so magic is your best bet against them, there is even a spell specially for fighting the undead.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Coal': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 10 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Freaky Forester: I'm looking for DeeepL.

1

Hamid: Yeh. I miss the guys.

1

Oracle: Who guards the guardsmen?

1

Aubury: Well, luckily I have duplicates. It's a good thing they are written in code, I would not want the wrong kind of person to get access to the information contained within.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok. Good plan!
  3. Like who?
1

Father Reen: A demonic sigil?!

1

Zeke: Thank you.

1

Awusah the Mayor: Anyway thanks for getting the statue back. You should take it to our temple and then we can see if our fountain starts working again.

1

Foreman: Really? That's odd, considering she died last year.

1

Charlie: Like I said, he's most likely to be camping out somewhere to the west of the Gnome Stronghold.

1

Banker: This is an elven bank. The magic in this place allows you to access your account here in the western lands.

1

Player: That's nice.

1
  1. Wearing this amulet will give you a PK skull.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Lucy: Coming right up ma'am! That's two gold please.

1

Savant: Our observation records are classified, you can't go viewing them in unsecure areas. I recommend you secure youself within the White Knights' Castle if you want to watch it.

1
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Max cape, consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: I have already searched this place.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Hmm. Looks like you can't carry anymore. Put a couple of things down and come back to me.

1

Player: I haven't actually started yet.

1

Zahur: I've cleaned your dwarf weed.

1

Matthew: But if we can perform the ritual forwards then you can kill him using Silverlight and end his evil magics once and for all!

1

Turael: You'll have to come see me in person I am afraid! How else would you take anything from my store?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. All right
  3. Make me!
  4. What's down here?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I was just wondering how you got on with those eagles.
  3. No thanks. I was just dropping by.
1

Sir Renitee: Ah, the fair land of Lumbridge and Varrock.

1

Aubury: Of course. After your assistance in unravelling the mystery of where Rune Stones come from, I can hardly do any less.

1

Player: Well I hope things pick up for you.

1

Awusah the Mayor: that isn't much help in getting the curse lifted and it is possible I'm wrong anyway.

1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, thanks.
1

Schoolboy: I wonder what they're doing behind that rope.

1

Eric: They won't ignore me for much longer!

1

Silver merchant: Keep it, it may come in handy.

1

Mistag: Help! Help! An outsider!

1

Bailey: Well, be very careful out there! Those dratted slugs have been joined by giant lobsters!

1

Player: Well, that's probably as close to a compliment I'm ever likely to get from you, so thanks!

1

Player: That camel looks vicious, it'll probably eat me if I go too near!

1

Evil Dave: Hey, what's that sword? It's far too shiny to be evil! We won't have any silver glowing swords in here!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Sigmund: I only advise the Duke. But if you want to make yourself useful, there are evil goblins to slay on the other side of the river.

1

Mysterious ghost: You are a very strange young woman...

1

Malak: In this way, you will be able to lure him from his tomb and he should be sufficiently weakened to be vulnerable to your attacks.

1

Duke Horacio: south-west of here. I suggest you deliver it to him as soon as possible. I have the oddest feeling that it is important...

1
  1. Cape of legends
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Captain Ned: if I can sneak past all the skeletons and demons on this island!

1

Player: Yes, ok, I'll pay.

1

King Roald: That would be very good indeed. Your king commends you!

1

Father Reen: They haven't found a place to perform their ritual yet, but when they do, we might need your help!

1

Bailey: Well don't go touching any of those blasted slugs.

1

Player: Um... thanks!

1

Matthew: I really want to know what's in it. I think Denath is hiding something from us, but we won't know what unless we read that book!

1

Garai: Absolutely none.

1

Klank: Sorry, I can't sell them any cheaper than that.

1

Zahur: I've cleaned your lantadyme.

1

Sanfew: I don't need any more goutweed for the ritual, but it's still quite difficult for me to get. If you ever come across some, bring it to me; I'll exchange it for some other herbs.

1

Sir Amik Varze: Look, I am very sorry %USERNAME%, but if you have no proof of your encounter, I can hardly promote you to be a full White Knight, now can I?

1

Player: Oh man... I think I've messed up... Maybe Savant can help me out somehow? I'd better speak to her.

1

Jennifer: There you go.

1

Dantaera: I want 10 jute fibres for that.

1

Achietties: Yes. Yes it is.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  3. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Everything
  3. Swamp paste (40)
  4. Cancel
1

Foreman: It seems you can't carry anymore. Come back when you have some space.

1

Savant: The clue was that Solus is somewhere where you might find that pastel shaded wizard hat...

1
  1. Dive without diving gear?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, dive anyway, and don't ask this again.
  4. No, don't dive.
1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Steve: You're still meant to be slaying bloodveld in the Wilderness; you have 110 to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 250 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 2 pieces of bark, 2 pieces of fine cloth and 6,000 coins for a splitbark helm.

1

Droalak: It's a good job I stuck around then isn't it! Have another copy.

1

Traiborn: A bucket of milk.

1

Gianne jnr.: Professor Onglewip wants a chocolate bomb.

1

Gianne jnr.: Meegle wants a fruit batta

1

The Monkey's Uncle: Guards! A human!

1

Tamayu: ... and it does seem quite sick! Perhaps another poison would be more effective?

1

Witchaven villager: All in good time.

1

Player: I haven't got that much.

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Please wait...
1
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ah! Ook. Ook! Ook. Ah! Ah! Ah Ah!
  3. Ook Ah Uh! Ook! Ah! Ook! Ook Ah Uh!
  4. Sorry.
1

Jorral: Well, run along and fetch it then.

1

Dugopul: Ook. Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ook.

1

Siegfried Erkle: Okay. Well, if you change your mind, do pop back.

1
  1. Iron platebody (t)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Gypsy Aris: Carlem... Camerinthum... Aber... Purchai... Gabindo.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What will you do here in Burgh de Rott?
  3. Why check in the Sanguinesti region?
  4. Why ask Misthalin for some help?
  5. Is there something I can do to help out?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, ------------!

1

Next

  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
2345

Player: Hi Jorral, I have come to ask you to help with something.

2051

Player: Hi there.

984

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

875
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
566

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

490

Player: I've been to see the king and he gave me this letter.

486
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide.
  3. Talk about other issues.
420
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
313

Femi: Well done!

286
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
284
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
278

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe... task... incomplete...

266
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
243

Father Badden: What brings you to this godsforsaken desert?

236

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

228

Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

222

Player: Hey Jorral, I have one of those clue scrolls again, do you have any advice?

201

Sedridor: Well done.

176

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

175
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
171
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
163

Clay golem: It is good to see a friendly face here. The priest has said nothing to me but 'Get ye away, foul construct!'

145

Player: Excuse me?

144

Player: Hello there, I have this master clue he...

143

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

139
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
127
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
117

Mage of Zamorak: Well? Have you managed to use my scrying orb to obtain the information yet?

112

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

106

Player: Give me a quest!

104

Femi: Hello there.

102

Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.

99
  1. What do you want to talk about?
  2. History
  3. Translations
95

Jorral: Thanks for the help again. Feel free to browse the room next door!

95
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
91
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
84
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
83

Uri: *sneezes* What?

83

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

81
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
76

Player: Hello again, your highness.

76

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

74

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

74
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
73

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

70

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

70

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

70

Savant: There he is!

69

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

69

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

68

Uri: What's cheese?

68

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

68

Player: Hello.

67

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

66

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

66

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

66

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

66
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
65

Player: Hello there! General Khazard sent me.

65

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

65

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

65

Uri: Loser says what.

63

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

62

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

62

Uri: Actions have consequences.

61

Player: So, you're doing laundry, eh?

61

Uri: Can you stand me?

60

Nirrie: What brings thee to our domain? It has been a long time since

60

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

58

Uri: I have a story about that.

56

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

56

Matthew: Did you find that book?

55
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
53

Gnome guard: I'm afraid that we have orders not to let you in.

53

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

51

Player: Hello there.

49

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

47

Player: That's odd. I wonder what I can have forgotten.

44

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

43

Matthew: Hello. Are you Josef's replacement?

43
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
42

Evil Dave: What do you want?

41
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
39

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

38

Matthew: We've got eight people now. Are you ready to summon Agrith-Naar and slay him?

38

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome Traveller. I am King Narnode. It's nice to see an outsider.

37
  1. Clean all your herbs at 200 coins each?
  2. Yes
  3. No
36

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

34

Player: I can't believe they won't let me in!

34

Nickolaus: Hello? Er... excuse me?

32

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

32

Baraek: I must ask you something...

31

Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!

31

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

31
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
30

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

30

Player: Hello Nickolaus, how are you getting on with your discoveries?

30

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

28
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
27

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

27

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

27
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
27

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

26

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

26

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

26

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

26
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
26

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

26

Player: Hello Dhalak.

26

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

25
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
25

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

25

Aggie: What can I help you with?

25

Luthas: Congratulations.

24

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

24

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

24

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

24
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
23

Player: I think it wants some attention.

23
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
23

Player: I think it's hungry!

23

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

23

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

23

Lowe: Here you go!

23

Wizard: Hello there, can I help you?

23
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
22

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

22

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

22

Wizard Mizgog: So how are you doing finding my beads?

21
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
21

Fycie: Human done good!

21

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

21

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

21

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

21

Squire: I have a question for you.

21

Roavar: Here you go!

21

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

21

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

21

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

21

Clerris: I have a question for you.

21

Player: Hi!

20

Warrior: Hello there traveller.

20
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
19

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
19

Marisi: I have a question for you.

19

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

19

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

19
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
18

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

18

Aretha: I have a question for you.

18

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

18

Clay golem: I sensed a great darkness, as of a demon revelling in its moment of triumph.

18

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

18

Oronwen: Hello, can I help?

18

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

18

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

17

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

17
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
17

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

17

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

17

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

17

Ned: Well done!

17

Player: Do you live here too?

17

Traiborn: How are you doing finding bones?

17

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you sir, what brings you to our little town?

17

Edmond: Can I help you?

16

Gallow: I have a question for you.

16
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
16
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
16

Horphis: I have a question for you.

16

Nieve: I love farming, but I need some help!

16

Fortunato: Well done.

16

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

16

Essyllt: You're back already? How is the epidemic going?

16

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you sir, have you made any progress in uncovering the reasons for our curse yet?

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
15

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

15

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

15

Brimstail: Well done!

15

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Desert Achievement Diary!

15

Hickton: I have a question for you.

15

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

15

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

15

Player: Hi, I...

14
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
14

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

14

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

14

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

14
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Strength *
  3. * Attack *
  4. * Defence *
  5. --- More ---
14

Solus Dellagar: This is getting very tiresome!

14

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

14

Elissa: Hello there.

14

Leela: My father sent this key for you. Be careful not to lose it.

14

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe...

14

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

13

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

13

Player: Hey, give me that!

13

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

13

Hajedy: Well done.

13
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
13

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

13

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

13

Clay golem: Damage repaired...

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Please wait...
13

Taria: I have a question for you.

12
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
12

Blurberry: Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.

12

Arhein: Well done, matey!

12
  1. A magical force calls you to Zanaris.
  2. Let it transport you to Zanaris.
  3. Just enter the shed.
12

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

12

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

12

Tiadeche: Have you taken the Karambwan vessel to Tinsay?

12

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

11
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
11

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

11

Player: I found Ruantun in Draynors sewers. He made me this pot, now where can I get some fresh blood to fill it with?

11

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

11

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

11

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

11

Zahur: Hi, I clean herbs for a fee of 200 coins per herb. I can clean all the herbs in your inventory at once, or you can show me a herb for me to clean it individually.

11

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

10

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

10

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

10

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

10

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

10

Solus Dellagar: You again???

10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

10

Mourner: Who are you? Go away!

10

Hunding: Well done.

10

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

10

Solus Dellagar: Well you ARE a persistent fellow aren't you?

10

Hans: Well done.

10

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

10

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

10

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you madam, have you made any progress in uncovering the reasons for our curse yet?

10

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

10

Olaf Hradson: Who is that? Identify yourself!

10

Player: How can I help the Lumbridge Guide?

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. I need to talk to you about a mattress.
10

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

9

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

9
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
9

Spirit tree: You're already here.

9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

9

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

9

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

9

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

9

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

9

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

9

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

9

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

9

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

9

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

9

Malak: Ah, the wandering hero returns! I take it you have dispatched poor old Dessous for me?

9

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

9

Cook: Very well done, take this.

9

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

9
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
9

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

9

Cook: Well done.

9

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

9

Player: King Narnode, I need to talk!

9

Solus Dellagar: Well you ARE a persistent madam aren't you?

9

Father Reen: Excuse me, I'm looking for %USERNAME%. I have an urgent job for him.

9

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
8

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

8

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

8
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
8

Father Reen: Excuse me, I'm looking for %USERNAME%. I have an urgent job for her.

8

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

8
  1. Select a word.
  2. Caldar
  3. Nahudu
  4. Agrith-Naar
  5. Camerinthum
  6. Tarren
8

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

8

Roavar: M-my lord Malak, what brings you here?

8

Radimus Erkle: Well, it looks as if you have some interesting items there. Let's have a look at them! --Sir Radimus sees the gilded totem pole.--

8

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

8

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

8

Nieve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

8

Wise Old Man: Hello again, %USERNAME%! I must thank you for persuading me to come - I feel quite invigorated in the sea breeze!

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

8

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

8

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

8

Barman: Good day to you. What can I get you to drink?

8

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

8

Veronica: Well done.

8

Player: Olaf, are you all right?

8

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Western achievement diary!

8

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

8

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 4 pieces of bark, 4 pieces of fine cloth and 37,000 coins for a splitbark body.

8

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

7

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
7

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

7

Player: Hello!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
7

Player: Good day.

7

Eluned:

7

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I buy a beer please?
  3. Have you heard any rumours here?
  4. I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.
7

Eadgar: Oh, it's you. Have you got me a parrot yet?

7
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
7

Player: I don't think I'll get that back if I put it in there.

7

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

7

Professor Onglewip: Ah, now that's a familiar smell. Thank you.

7

Og: Why you here, little t'ing?

7

Og: Where my gold from dat dirty Toban?

7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

7

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

7

Arianwyn: Ah %USERNAME%, glad to see you made it. Welcome to Lletya, home to the Elven Resistance.

7

Rantz: Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy?

7

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

7

Player: Hello, can I go in?

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

7

Jorral: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

7

Wizard: You need 2 pieces of bark, 2 pieces of fine cloth and 6,000 coins for a splitbark helm.

7

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make me another of Sir Vyvin's swords?
  3. Can you help me with this ancient axe?
  4. Would you like a redberry pie?
  5. What is that cape you're wearing?
7

Ned: Hello again, lad. Something I can help you with? Want to buy some rope perhaps?

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye the robe black.
  3. Don't.
7
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Please wait...
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
7

Player: What's my current farming contract?

6

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

6

Rasolo: Greetings friend. I am Rasolo, the famous merchant. Would you care to see my wares?

6

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

6
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
6

Eohric: I have a question for you.

6

Larry: I can't speak right now. I have too much to do. I will contact you when the time is right.

6

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
6

Rasolo: Have you retrieved my gilded cross for me yet?

6

Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

6
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
6
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
6
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
6

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

6

Player: Rolad gave me a book that was quite interesting to read! I think I know what's inside it!

6

Bartender: What can I get you?

6

Chemist: Well done, have this.

6

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

6

Player: I've got your schematics all assembled, and I have that golden helmet as well!

6

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

6

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

6

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

6

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

6

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

6

Player: Glough?

6

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

6

Dwarven Boatman: Ho there, human!

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in the Troll Stronghold.

6

Silver merchant: Silver! Silver! Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin!

6

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

6

Player: Hello ghost, how are you?

6

Player: There. That's the device destroyed. The people of Arceuus should be safe now. I'd better go to the Tower of Magic and check.

6

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Desert achievement diary!

6

Bugs: Hey there...we's could smell da Chompy from ages back...it smells lish!

6

Player: Hello there. Are you the brother of Dron?

6
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
5
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
5

Falo the Bard: I really hope you can help me. Please show me the object my song is about!

5

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

5

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, lassie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

5

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

5

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

5
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
5

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

5

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

5

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

5

Gaius: Here you go.

5

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

5

Bank guard: Yes?

5

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

5

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

5

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

5

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

5

Father Reen: What's happening? This sandstorm came out of nowhere!

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

5

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

5

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

5

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

5

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

5

Legends guard: Yes sir, how can I help you?

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
5

Player: Hey, Drezel. Veliaf sent me. Apparently there have been some strange goings on which you need me to investigate.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

5
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

5

Guard: I suppose I might as well let you pass now, since I can't seem to stop you anyway.

5
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon.

5

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Drakes in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

5

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you madam, what brings you to our little town?

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

5

Ava: My spiritometric devices show that you have been in close contact with ghostly animals. Are we closer to success?

5

Ned: Why, hello there, lad. Me friends call me Ned. I was a man of the sea, but it's past me now. Could I be making or selling you some rope?

5

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor Achievement Diary!

5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

5

Player: Hey, Rantz, I've lost the 'stabbie chucker', do you have another one please?

5

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

5

Brian: Well done.

5

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome back, adventurer.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Witchaven Dungeon.

5

Sir Prysin: So how are you doing with getting the keys?

5

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Western Achievement Diary!

5

Savant: Okay %USERNAME%, I'm going to begin a low level scan for Solus now...

5

Player: King Narnode!

5

Player: Hello old man.

5

Player: Are you Tiadeche?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
4
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

4

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

4
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
4

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

4

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
4

Player: Hello again.

4

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

4

Galana: Do you need something?

4

Alec Kincade: Greetings adventurer. Welcome to the Myths' Guild.

4

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

4

Fat Rocco: Don' say nuffin' to me! Say it to da boss!

4

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

4

Player: What's this? The bridge is out - I'll need to find another way in. I can see a ladder up there coming out of a hole; there must be a tunnel that leads here...

4

Denath: Leave me alone! I am preparing for the summoning ritual. You should make yourself a demonic sigil and practice the incantation with the other wizards.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
4

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

4

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

4

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

4

Father Badden: What's happening? The wind suddenly picked up! It's a desert sandstorm!

4

Player: I did it, sir! I found all of the scouts and delivered your message. The last one said I should report back to you.

4

Luminata: Here, solve this.

4

Thormac: How goes your quest?

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Murcaily: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

4

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
4

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

4

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
4

Gerrant: Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also buy anything you catch off you.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

4
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
4

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Basilisks in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

4

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

4

Ned: Hello again, lass. Something I can help you with? Want to buy some rope perhaps?

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

4

Player: Hello, I'm...

4

Player: I have that undead wood at last. Well, twigs anyway.

4

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Morytania achievement diary!

4

Player: The Weiss trolls won't trust me until they can see I've really brought a troll here. But they won't be able to see My Arm unless he walks far enough into the cave.

4

Father Aereck: Welcome to the church of holy Saradomin.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Smoke Dungeon.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the outpost.
  3. Talk about something else.
4
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. Please wait...
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
4

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

4

Gnome ball referee: Hi, welcome to Gnomeball. It's pretty simple really: You take the ball from me, charge at the gnome defence and try to throw the ball through the net using your ranged skill.

4

Player: Tamayu, first son of Timfraku!

4

Olivia: Would you like to trade in seeds?

4

Player: Greetings...

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Taverley Dungeon.

4

Savant: Negative result, %USERNAME%. Looks like you're barking up the wrong tree. Savant out.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

4

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Molanisks.

4

Evil Dave: Hey! This is our portal! Keep out!

4

Jack Seagull: Arrr, matey!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Alchemy
4

Father Reen: Phew! It's too hot for me out here. But at least I found my way through the desert!

4

Wizard: You need 1 piece of bark, 1 piece of fine cloth and 1,000 coins for splitbark boots.

4

Player: Hmm... I'm not sure how to repair this material.

4

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

3

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

3
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
3

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
3

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

3

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

3

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

3
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
3
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Taverley Dungeon.

3

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

3

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

3

Player: Hello there. Have you heard of Camorra?

3

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

3
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

3

Guard: Halt! The city is on lockdown until the rebel elves are dealt with.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
3

Radimus Erkle: Here, solve this.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

3

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
3

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

3

Hans: Well done, here you go.

3
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Tell me about this portal.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
3

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

3

Player: I have been to the Sin Seer. She has made her verdict.

3

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

3

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

3

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

3

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

3

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

3

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

3

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

3

Jossik: Hello again, adventurer. What brings you this way?

3

Evil Dave: Eric's dead! Agrith-Naar killed him! That's EVIL!

3
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

3

Thormac: Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me?

3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

3

Bartender: Can I help you?

3

Gertrude: Well done.

3
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
3

Shantay: Well done.

3

Wesley: Got anything you want me to crush?

3

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

3

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

3

Konar quo Maten: I see we have a new arrival. A bringer of death. Tell me, have you come to serve the balance?

3

Hamal the Chieftain: Greetings, outerlander, I am Hamal. I am the chieftain of this tribe.

3

Jossik: *cough* Please... please help me... I think my leg is broken, and those creatures will be back any minute now!

3

Player: Can I come through this gate?

3

Player: I think it's really hungry!

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

3

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Western achievement diary!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in Keldagrim.

3

Loinur: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

3

Herman Caranos: %USERNAME% - have you brought an army?

3

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

3

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Minions of Scabaras.

3

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

3

Gunnjorn: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

3

Savant: %USERNAME%, come in, this is Savant.

3

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

3
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
3

Player: Okay, here we go!

3

My Arm: Ah, dulce domum.

3

Ava: Hello there and welcome to my humble abode. It's sadly rather more humble than I'd like, to be honest, although perhaps you can help with that?

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

3

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

3

Player: I've manufactured the magnet; here it is.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Charles: Very well done, take this.

3

Fisherman Frodi: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3

Player: So did it work, then?

3

Dalcian Fang (easy): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

3

Jorral: All is lost!

3

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

3
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Kaal-Xil-Dar: Human.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold of Security.

3

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

3

Ivan Strom: Hey there %USERNAME%. I think I'm all ready to depart when you are.

3

Player: It's okay, the demon is dead!

3

Clay golem: New instructions... Updating program...

3

Ned: Why, hello there, lass. Me friends call me Ned. I was a man of the sea, but it's past me now. Could I be making or selling you some rope?

3
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

3

King Narnode Shareen: Adventurer! It is good to see you again.

3

Player: Why are all of you standing around here?

3

Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

3
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

3

Veliaf Hurtz: You're back. Any luck in Canifis?

3

Mage of Zamorak: Ah, you again. What was it you wanted? The Wilderness is hardly the appropriate place for a conversation now, is it?

3

Twiggy O'Korn: Hey there!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

3
  1. Pay 6 handfuls of barley malt?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. The History of the Outpost.
  3. The Times of Ardignas.
  4. The Mysterious Adventurer.
3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

3

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

3

Irena: Boo hoo! Oh dear, my only daughter....

3

Abigale: Help! Help!

3

Sergeant Slimetoes: You %USERNAME%?

3

Savant: There doesn't seem to be anything unusual about these readings %USERNAME%... Looks like your hunch was wrong. Savant out.

3

Hunting expert: Ah, this is a wonderful area for a spot of hunting, don't you think?

3

Player: Good day to you, Elena.

3

Nieve: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Chaeldar in Zanaris.

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
3

Ava: Hello there, I'm busy with my research. Come back in a bit, could you?

3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

3

Evil Dave: That demon killed Eric! When are you going to start the ritual and slay him?

3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

3

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

3

Sergeant Mossfists: You %USERNAME%?

3

Vanstrom Klause: Hello there. The name's Vanstrom Klause. How goes it stranger?

3

Player: Lord Arceuus?

3

Tinsay: Braaar! Tinsay's the name!

3

Tinsay: Have you found my banana in Karamjan rum yet?

3

Wizard Grayzag: So you think you're clever do you?

3

Guard: This is a restricted area. You can only enter under the authority of King Lathas.

3
  1. Do you wish to clean the herb for 200 coins?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
3

Wizard: There you go, enjoy your new armour!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any more quests?
  3. Do you know any interesting spells you could teach me?
  4. Have you got another one of those fancy schmancy amulets?
3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

3

Wizard: You need 4 pieces of bark, 4 pieces of fine cloth and 37,000 coins for a splitbark body.

3

Hunting expert: Sorry, but only those who've completed the hard set of the Western Provinces tasks may enter my private hunting ground.

3

Father Badden: How is it going?

3

Evil Dave: Welcome, brother! Soon we'll summon the great demon! Aren't we evil?

3

Player: I'm told that a statuette was removed from this temple.

3
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
3

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

2

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
2
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
2
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Pillory Guard: You're under arrest! I've come to lock you up.

2

Veos: Hello again, %USERNAME%! What can I do for you?

2

Player: What's going on here?

2

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

2
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

2

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

2
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
2

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

2

Mosol Rei: Run! Run for your life! Save yourself! I'll keep them back as long as I can...

2

Player: Hello again Nickolaus.

2

Charlie: Ah, hello again. Have you had any luck finding a clue as to Nickolaus' whereabouts yet?

2

Legends guard: Yes ma'am, how can I help you?

2

Gypsy: To protect this noble knight from the magic of the culinaromancer, you will have to give him a creme brulee.

2

Patrick: Agrith-Naar is going to make us all sooo rich!

2

Trufitus: My greatest respects Bwana, I have communed with my gods and the future

2

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, this message from Mosol Rei bears bad news... Yes, things do look very bad indeed.

2

Player: Hello there, what's going on here?

2

Player: Hello Koftik.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

2

Player: Do you know anything about this rock in the mines?

2

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

2

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

2

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

2

Player: Hi.

2

Denath: It is time for the ritual to commence!

2

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

2

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
2

Player: You fail to pick the HAM guard's pocket.

2

Player: You pick the HAM guard's pocket.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
2
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Runecrafting
  3. Solus Dellagar
2

Player: You smack the bandit over the head and render them unconscious.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Fossil Island.

2

Jorral: What can I do for you %USERNAME%?

2

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

2

Player: What happened here?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you tried so far?
  3. Maybe we need to set up another cannon?
  4. I'll be back later.
2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Morytania Achievement Diary!

2

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

2

Bartender: Are you sure? You look a bit skinny for that.

2

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

2

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

2

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

2

Barbarian guard: So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

2

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*

2

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

2

Player: Hello, who are you?

2

Lucien: I seek a hero to go on an important mission!

2
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Matthew: I found the book lying around. You must have dropped it!

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
2

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good show on getting into the White Knights, what?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Is there anything else interesting to do around here?
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
2

Ug: Have you got flower yet?

2

Ogre guard: Stop, creature! Only ogres and their friends allowed in this city. Show me a sign of companionship, like a lost relic or somefing, and you may pass.

2

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

2
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Jossik: No... you do not understand...

2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

2

Wizard Distentor: Welcome to the Magicians' Guild!

2

Player: Hello. You must be Rennard.

2

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Waterfall Dungeon.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

2

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

2

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

2

Franklin Caranos: How are you getting on?

2

Player: Are you all right? You seem a little...incoherent.

2

Grew: The morsel is back. Does it have our tooth for us?

2

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

2

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

2

Player: Hi

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. About that sword...
  3. What is that cape you're wearing?
2

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add all pages.
  3. Remove pages.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
2

Squire: OK, here you go.

2

Parrot: Clap him in irons!

2

Player: Hello, how's it going?

2

Councillor Unkar: ...and he says that it's of the greatest urgency.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

My Arm: You got da goutweedy lump yet?

2
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
2

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?

2

Shamus: Ay yer big elephant! Yer've caught me, to be sure! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus then?

2

Veronica: Can you please help me? I'm in a terrible spot of trouble.

2

Player: There seems to be a pressure gauge in here...

2

The Face: Here you go.

2

Player: Hello Islwyn.

2

Player: So you want me to infiltrate the mourners? How am I supposed to achieve that?

2

Player: Okay, Doctor, time to get in the crate.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Nieve: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

2

Player: Ceril!

2

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

2

Essyllt: Have you finished with those sheep yet?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2

Velorina: Take pity on me, please - eternity stretches out before me and I am helpless in its grasp.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Bartender: Nicely solved!

2

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Fremennik achievement diary!

2

Player: I am here to help you free the prince.

2

Player: Are you the famous Lady Keli? Leader of the toughest gang of mercenary killers around?

2

King Arthur: How goes thy quest?

2

Player: Hello. You would be Lennissa, I take it?

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

2

Jarr: Hello!

2

Logosia: Shhhh!

2

Father Aereck: Have you got rid of the ghost yet?

2

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

2

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met friend. Good to see you made it in one piece.

2

Player: What is that cape you're wearing?

2

Player: So... You must be the infamous Viggora.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2

Player: That tunnel gets very narrow. I don't think I can squeeze through.

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Shades.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. What is this place?
  4. I found a letter in the desert with your name on.
2
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
2

Veos: Hello there.

2

Player: Hey, how's it going?

2

Shipyard worker: Hey you! What are you up to?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I am trying to find out the cause of this town's curse.
  3. Good day to you.
  4. What is this building?
  5. What is that key on display?
2

Monkey guard: Yes?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls south of Mount Quidamortem.

2

Dwarven Ferryman: Hello there, want a ride?

2

Dwarven Boatman: Hello again, %USERNAME%! Want to go back to Keldagrim?

2

Player: I have that golden cannonball you asked me to make.

2

Voice of Yama: What is it, human? Speak and begone, your presence disgusts me!

2

Monk: Have you brought the weapon for me?

2

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met, friend. Glad you made it back in one piece.

2

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

2

Timfraku: I am the Chief of Tai Bwo Wannai Village! Who dares set foot in my hut?

2

Captain Errdo: Hi, the King said that you need to leave?

2

Player: Hello there, What's wrong?

2

Old crone: Answer this, please.

2

Guard: Welcome, adventurer.

2

Timfraku: My sons have returned to the village!

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Pyrefiends.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. So, are you selling something?
  3. 'Ello
  4. Do you sharpen axes?
2
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
2

Burntmeat: Oh, it you again. I bin thinking 'bout you.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

2

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Waterfiends in the Ancient Cavern.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Basilisks in the Jormungand's Prison.

2

Banisoch: Yes?

2

Elena: You're back, did you find the distillator?

2

Savant: Nope... I'm not picking up anything unusual near here... Savant out.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

2

Player: Hi. Interesting building you have here.

2

Player: Hey, that's my ship!

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

2

Player: I really wish I would be warned about these things earlier...

2

Veronica: Thank you for rescuing Ernest.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jellies.

2

Player: Who's a cute little monkey?

2
  1. Select Information
  2. Current Assignment
  3. Previous Assignments
2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghouls.

2

Player: It's full of dead fish!

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Candle seller: Do you want a lit candle for 1000 gold?

2

Player: So, will you take me to the Myreque?

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crawling Hands.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wall Beasts.

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any orchid seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bats.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

2

Rokuh: Come one, come all, buy my amazing choc ice invention here! Chocolate on the outside. Iced cream on the inside. Oh I also have some chocolate left over from making choc ices which I'm selling too.

2

Fairy Nuff: %USERNAME%! You found us! I'm so glad, I was afraid you wouldn't get my message.

2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Pyrefiends.

2

Spirit of Scorpius: Who treads upon my grave?

2

Berry: Hello there, what business do you have with the Woodcutting guild?

2

Jossik: Ah yes, I wanted to talk to you about the casket you found on that monster's corpse...

2

Bugs: Dad says you can get a lift to Karamja with us if you want? But you's gives us two chompy first!

2

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

2

Stankers: Hello bold adventurer.

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghosts.

2

Player: Excuse me.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
2

Wizard Mizgog: You don't seem to have one of each coloured bead on you at the moment. Return when you have a black, white, yellow and red in your backpack!

2

Player: Hello, what is this place?

2

Wizard Grayzag: Not now, I'm trying to concentrate on a very difficult spell!

2

Ahab: Arrr, matey!

2

Player: I killed one of those mourners crossing the mountain pass and took their clothes.

2

Clay golem: I regret that I could not assist you in the slaying of Agrith-Naar.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
2
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1

Player: What?

1

Player: Hello Veos.

1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

1

Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
1

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

1

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1

Player: Hello there!

1

Odd Old Man: Can I help you with something?

1

Player: Excuse me...

1

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1

Grimesquit: Eh? Would you credit da.

1

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the west.

1
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 1)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

1

Juna: Tell me... a story...

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Bolongo: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

1
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Reen sent me.
  3. Just passing through.
1

Player: Well, I could dump this bucket of water over him. That would sober him up a little...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Huzzah! It's working!

1

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana, have you been successful in getting the Rogue's Purse?

1
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
1

Horphis: I wonder, traveller... Could you assist me?

1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

1
  1. Leaf-bladed sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Goreu: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow, a snake charmer. Can I have a go? Can I have a go? Please?
  3. I want to talk to you about animal charming.
1
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about Recipe for Disaster.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Drink the so-called 'Bravery Potion'?
  2. Yes, I'll bravely drink the bravery potion.
  3. Actually, let me consider this a bit longer first; it smells a bit odd.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to go through the portal.
  3. I want to join your group.
  4. Oh, nothing.
  5. Where did you get those robes?
1

Jennifer: Huh.

1
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Jormungand's Prison.

1

Saniboch: Good day to you, Bwana.

1

Player: This door appears to be locked.

1

Elite Void Knight: Do you wish me to upgrade any Void Knight armour for you?

1

Lazim: Ah, excellent, it's all gone as planned.

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1

Player: Ha! I did it. Did you see me?

1

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

1

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. Er... Nothing...
1
  1. Create the Ivandis Flail?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I suppose I am.
  3. Do you have the demonic sigil mould?
  4. Do you know what happened to Josef?
1

Guardian mummy: *sigh* Not another one.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Scorpia. How many would you like to slay?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
1

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Player: Excuse me... would you happen to be Rolad the scholar?

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Who are you?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1

Asyff: Now you look like someone who goes to a lot of fancy dress parties.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hello, General.

1

Seer: Many greetings.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.

1

Player: Hey, here you go! I brought you some of the potion which should cure the disease. You said that you would buy some from me.

1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

1

Player: I have a silver bar with me, I was wondering if you could make it into a 'sacrificial offering pot' for me?

1

Thorodin: Hello!

1

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks for finding my book. I'm learning such a lot here.

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Jelly: Welcome to Jelly's Kurask cave.

1

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

1

Player: Hey. How do I get out of here?

1
  1. Pay 10 curry leaves?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

King Narnode Shareen: How is the mission going, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Climb into the fissure?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go!
  3. No thanks, I'm having second thoughts.
1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll be fine without a tinderbox.
  3. I'll come back with a tinderbox.
1

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
1

Jorral: Ah! Remember that enchanted key you had to use previously?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
1

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

1

Martin Thwait: You know it's sometimes funny how things work out, I lose some gold but find an item, or I lose an item and find some gold... no-one ever knows what's gone where ya know.

1

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

1

Malignius Mortifer: So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Slayer Tower.

1

Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?

1

Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Hi Bob!

1
  1. Do you wish to make a golden cannonball?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I've got a golden cannonball you might want to try on the rock.

1

Seaman Thresnor: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Arrg: Whaaaaaaaat?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Mimic.
  3. What are you?
  4. I don't think I want that.
1

Parrot: Who's a pretty boy then?

1

Player: Do you have any schematics related to the dwarven multicannon?

1

Logosia: Here you go.

1

Emily: Heya! What can I get you?

1

Player: Have a look at this, tell me what you think.

1

Player: Can you decipher this please?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Bartender: I suppose you'll be wanting some Fire Brandy. That'll cost you 12 coins.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Trader Crewmember: Why do you want to travel to a port you are already at? Do you want to travel somewhere else?

1

Player: Hey there little troll... Take this and dry those tears...

1
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

1
  1. Do you want to enter the cavern?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Pirate Jackie the Fruit: Ahoy!

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask for a quest.
  3. Ask about anything else.
1

Commander Montai: Hello traveller, are you here to help or just to watch?

1

Player: Hello, what do you do here?

1

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

1

Bartender: Ah, there seems to be a fair few doing that one these days. My supply of Olde Suspiciouse is starting to run low, it'll cost you 10 coins.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dark Beasts in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1

Cave monk: Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods,

1

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

1
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

1

Player: I hid the parrot under the rack in the troll prison.

1

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

1

Biblia: Here you go.

1

Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

1

Ellena: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Reldo: Hello stranger.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I can find the Phoenix Gang?
  3. Can you sell me some furs?
  4. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
1

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

1

Player: Excuse me sir, would you be Col. O'Niall?

1
  1. Do you want details of where to find your customer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Pagida: Hello there, what can I do for you?

1

Player: Hello?

1

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you an Imcando dwarf? I need a special sword.
  3. Would you like a redberry pie?
  4. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Player: Herman said you wanted a hand with something.

1

Hamal the Chieftain: What is it, outerlander?

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: Leave me, human, I have a sacrifice to prepare. If you wish for information, go and see the High Priestess.

1

Player: The High Priestess said I could offer myself as a sacrifice to Zulrah.

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Desert achievement diary!

1

Player: Hello. What you are doing here?

1

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. You'd better deal with it before returning.

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

1
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Col. O'Niall, this is worse than we thought.

1

Ug: You defeat Arrg yet?

1

Larry: Have you got the equipment?

1

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

1

Player: Look, I found the White Pearl fruit!

1

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in Molch.

1
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Quest Point Cape.
  3. Something else.
1

Robin: Here you go.

1

Player: Have you ever seen a blue panda before?

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

1

Torrell: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Soldier: You don't want to go down there, mate! The lizardman shamans are lethal, and our soldiers want only the most trustworthy troops on the battlefield.

1

Soldier: The Shayzien army doesn't want strangers wandering around the battlefield. You'd only get in the way.

1

Wounded soldier: Got a medpack? I feel terrible.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls on Death Plateau.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Mayor Hobb: Ah, so good of you to finally join us %USERNAME%. To be honest, I never thought you'd make it this far.

1

Player: Hello, my name is %USERNAME%. Who are you?

1

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

1

Player: Hello, Veliaf. I have some news for you.

1

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Cook: What am I to do?

1

Squire: Hello friend! Many thanks for all of your help! Vyvin never even realised it was a different sword, and I still have my job!

1

Player: An ogre called Og gave me this...

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

1

Player: Which one of these am I actually meant to be saving?

1

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the east.

1

Hassan: Hey, do not treat the Emir's palace like a climbing frame for children, whoever you are!

1

Player: I've got your key for you!

1

Larrissa: Quickly, we must go inside and find out what has happened to my beloved Jossik!

1

Legends guard: ! ! ! Attention ! ! !

1

Mandrith: Here, solve this.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crawling Hands.

1

Player: I can take you to Burgh de Rott.

1

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
1

Player: You fail to pick the gnome's pocket.

1

Player: You pick the gnome's pocket.

1

Savant: %USERNAME%, hang on a second.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'll come back later.
1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Varrock Achievement Diary!

1

Auguste: You just need to build the basket and I can finish the balloon! How are you getting on with the willow?

1
  1. Would you like to make a Lunar helm?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Turael: Very well done, take this.

1

Galahad: Welcome to my home. It's rare for me to have guests! Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on.

1

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

1

Thorgel: Hi again, how're you doing with those items we need?

1
  1. You have a crank that can start the generator.
  2. Start the generator.
  3. Leave it alone.
1
  1. There's some coolant jugs in the cupboard.
  2. Take a 5-gallon jug.
  3. Take an 8-gallon jug.
  4. Take both.
  5. Leave them.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
1

Arno: Hello there.

1

Player: Phew - that's enough dung.

1

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Player: Wow, didn't expect to find a scientist out here.

1

Player: This geyser looks a little small. I'd probably do a better job heating this rock in a larger geyser!

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hill Giants.

1

Player: Hello, are you okay?

1

Player: Do I know you?

1

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Player: This looks complete! I should head back to the Chieftain and see what he thinks.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Are they here yet? I can hear them...howling!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Slayer Tower.

1

Romeo: I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the meat shipment
  3. Talk about meat in general
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Werewolves.

1

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

General Wartface: Green armour best.

1

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog prince!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you sell me some furs?
  3. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
1

Alice: Hello. How can I help you?

1

Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!

1

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: The human seems a bit lost Councillor, could you help them please.

1

Player: Hello again Bolren.

1

Player: I talked to your wife and thought that if you had a special amulet, you could speak to her and sort out the bank situation without me being involved.

1
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
1

TzHaar-Ket: Oy! Get back from there, no JalYt allowed through.

1

Lumo: Ouch. That must have hurt.

1

Captain Tobias: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Aubury: My gratitude to you adventurer for bringing me these research notes. I notice that you brought the head wizard a special talisman that was the key to our finally unlocking the puzzle.

1

Romeo: Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?

1
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Witch: Hello, hello, my poppet. What brings you to my little room?

1

Wyson the gardener: If I'm not mistaken, you've got some body parts from a big mole there! I'll trade it for bird nests if ye likes. Or was ye wantin' some woad leaves instead?

1

Awusah the Mayor: Hey, leave my shoes alone!

1

Rantz: Okay's now you's needs to cook da chompy! Slurp! You's can cook it's over der! ~ Rantz points to a nearby spit roast.~

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Abyss.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Challenge mode
  3. PvP challenge mode
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
  4. Can I transport My Arm in your boat?
1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Have you come to apply for the job?

1
  1. Return to the Temple of Light?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Hassan: Greetings I am Hassan, Chancellor to the Emir of Al- Kharid.

1

Scarg: I's stickin' da chompy...

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 75 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Rune battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Ghost sailor: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
1

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

1

Master fisher: Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please feel free to make use of any of our facilities.

1

Grail Maiden: Welcome to the Grail castle.

1

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kandarin Achievement Diary!

1

King Narnode Shareen: How are you getting on, %USERNAME%?

1

King Percival: You missed all the excitement!

1

Gypsy: You will need to feed King Awowogei his favourite dish.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. What is this place?
1

Player: Hello. Are you Droalak?

1

Fairy Godfather: %USERNAME%, you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?

1

Player: Err, no, not yet.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
1

Hassan: You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins.

1

Garkor: Welcome back, %USERNAME%.

1

Zahur: Sorry, as you are not a veteran explorer of the desert lands, and you do not look like a master herbalist, I will not offer this service to you.

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66. The magical energy in here is unsafe for those below that level.

1

Player: Hello there, I found this tankard in an ogre tomb cavern. It has the emblem of this Inn on it and I wondered if you knew anything about it?

1

Fyiona Fray (easy): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1

Player: Hey Vorki, got any interesting dragon facts?

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hello, I need your help.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you an Imcando dwarf? I need a special sword.
  3. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Arhein: Hello! Would you like to trade?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1

Aeonisig Raispher: Please only talk to the king if it's important. He has a heavy burden to bear with the running of his kingdom.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Shall I try to repair you?
  3. I'm not going to find a conversation here!
1

The 'Wedge': Hi there!

1

Rat Burgiss: Hello there. I'm Rat.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Pyrefiends.

1

Veos: Here's that reward I promised you.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
1

Apothecary: Well done.

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Wayne: Welcome to Wayne's Chains. Do you wanna buy or sell some chain mail?

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

1
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
1

Knight of Ardougne: Hey you!

1

Heskel: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Gauntlets
1

Nurse Wooned: I don't have time to chat, I have patients to attend to.

1

Knight of Ardougne: Sorry citizen. Only Knights of Ardougne are allowed in the prison.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. Ok, I've helped that Gnome, he shouldn't bother you anymore.
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull this lever?
  2. Yes, pull the reset lever.
  3. On second thoughts, not just yet.
1

Auguste: Greetings! Would you like to be my number one accomplice? I mean, assistant?

1

Prissy Scilla: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Princess Astrid: Hello, dear.

1

Player: I have convinced the ogres and trolls not to form an alliance with the monkeys.

1

Player: ... So that's how I helped return the Shield of Arrav.

1

Nieve: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

1

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What shall we do now?
  3. Do you recognise the gnome on the beach?
  4. Can you take me back to your kingdom?
  5. I cannot convince Lumdo to take us to the island...
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Want to cross the river? It's just 2 gold pieces!

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1

Prissy Scilla: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Olaf, I cut some logs from the tree. Here's the wood.

1

Player: Volf? Son of Olaf Hradson?

1

Olaf Hradson: Ahhhhhhhh... Much better.

1

Robert O'Reilly: Do you have my stew yet?

1

Gypsy Aris: Hello young one.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 4 council members left to protect!

1

Captain Shanks: Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound?

1

Larry: Did I ever tell you about this one time...

1

Regath: I have a question for you.

1

Lumo: Oh my god - he's been through here 10 times now.

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: Haha, you want me to make a golden cannonball?

1

Player: OK, I think I've washed the key down into the sewer. I'd better go down and get it!

1

Monk: Good day to you adventurer, could you spare the time to help me?

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge your Staff of Iban
  3. Upgrade your Staff of Iban
1

Ivan Strom: Thanks for the chainbody! That's great! It's going to help a lot! I'm going to wear it under my normal clothes.

1

Skavid: Tanath gor...

1
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: That is going to make a really loud bang when it goes off! It would be a perfect distraction to help me cheat in the drinking contest!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm sure I can make a cake.
  3. Nah, leave him where he is.
1
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
1

Ogre guard: Halt! You cannot pass here.

1

Player: Hello, your highness. Have you any news on the Daconia stones?

1

Player: Trufitus sent me.

1

Player: I have found the cave of ogre shaman, but I cannot touch them!

1

Watchtower Wizard: Any more news?

1
  1. Pay 25,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 25,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Orrvor quo Maten: I don't have anything for you human. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Player: I've noticed you commenting on the Shaikahan's agility. Try drinking this potion.

1

Player: Tamayu, try using this weapon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more of the Shaikahan.
  3. How long have you been hunting the Shaikahan?
  4. Take me on your next hunt for the Shaikahan.
  5. I could slay the Shaikahan for you.
1

Blackjack seller: I've only got one model in stock at the moment. It's a willow black jack which I'd be willing to let go for 600 gold coins.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to cave kraken in the Kraken Cove, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: Hello, Tamayu, first son of Timfraku.

1

Lalli: Hey human! You not go in my house! It where me keep all my stuff!

1

Captain Errdo: Ah, how embarrassing.

1

Player: Well met, fellow adventurer.

1

Banisoch: I think there's dragons down there. Make sure you're prepared.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter the dungeon.
  3. Enter, and don't see this warning again.
  4. Stay out.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek a piece of the map to the island of Crandor.
  3. Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?
1

Player: It might have helped if I'd actually remembered to bring my pet rock.

1

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog princess!

1

Thirus: There you go, 20 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Zanaris.

1

Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!

1

Player: Darn it! It would probably help if I actually wore my ice gloves.

1

Kylie Minnow: Strewth! Nippy little blighters!

1

Doric: Have you got my materials yet, traveller?

1

Orrvor quo Maten: Human.

1

Player: Good day. What are you up to?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

1

Player: Perhaps I should use this in a furnace instead.

1

Seth Groats: Hello there stranger, what's the meaning of this intrusion? A farmer's hovel is his castle!

1

Guard: Oh no! Goblins!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rockslugs.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
1

Priest: Good day, adventurer. I must thank you for protecting our high priest. Word has it that it was quite the battle.

1

Chompy chick: *Chirp!*

1

Beggar: Please kind sir... my family and I are starving...

1

Player: Err, this doesn't look good. I'd better tell Lord Shayzien.

1

Essyllt: Any news yet on our missing dig team?

1
  1. Status: 35 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Are you related to Herbiboar now?

1

Player: What happened to the old man who used to be the doorman?

1

Savant: Background magical levels all seem within normal tolerable limits %USERNAME%...

1

Doric: Well done.

1

Ali Morrisane: Good day and welcome back to Al Kharid.

1

Ali Morrisane: Any word on my good nephew?

1

Rantz: Hey you creature..you made da stabbers Dat's good creature!

1

Oziach: Have ye slayed that dragon yet?

1

Mage of Zamorak: How dare you wear such disrespectful attire in this holy place? Remove them immediately if you wish to speak to me.

1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Relobo Blinyo (logs): Hello, my friend. Would you like me to show you the prices of logs?

1

Romeo: Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill General Graardor. How many would you like to slay?

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66 for admittance to the guild. The magical energy inside the guild is unsafe for anyone below that level. For any other business please ring for attention.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello again.
  3. What are you selling?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Gnome banker: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Falador Achievement Diary!

1

Meiyerditch citizen: Oh, hello. How's everything?

1

Iffie: Sorry, dearie, if I stop to chat I'll lose count. Talk to my sister instead; she likes to chat. You'll find her upstairs in the church.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Player: Olaf, I seem to have lost your map, can I have another?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rockslugs.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes, or perhaps I could combine the charges on yer teleport jewellery.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

1

Alain: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Mistag: It is good to see you again! The Dorgeshuun Council would like to ask a favour of you, if you are interested.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1

Jennifer: We should have known it was too good to be true.

1

Player: Excuse me, are you Blasidar, the famous sculptor?

1

Player: Good day King Lathas.

1

Niles: Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a long sword.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make me another of Sir Vyvin's swords?
  3. Can you help me with this ancient axe?
  4. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

1

An old Dwarf: Hello there youngster.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting suqahs; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Do you have any Kelda seeds?

1

Berry: Greetings, adventurer. I'm afraid only skilled woodcutters may enter the woodcutting guild.

1

Duke: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1

Player: Hmm. Left, right, then left again... I'm lost. Best I head toward the sound of the fighting.

1

Savant: The background magical levels are slightly above average here, but not enough to signify anything.

1

Savant: Analysis is negative I'm afraid, %USERNAME%. Savant out.

1

Savant: Not picking up any unusual readings here, %USERNAME%... Savant out.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 4,100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Mord Gunnars: Hello, are you %FREMENNIK_NAME% by any chance?

1

Savant: Checking incoming data...

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to kalphite in the Kalphite Lair, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

1

Irena: Thanks so much for returning my daughter to me. I expect that she will go on another trip soon though. She is the adventurous type... a bit like yourself really! Okay, see you around then!

1

Peasant: Oh happy day! Suddenly our crops are growing again! It'll be a bumper harvest this year!

1

Rionasta: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Boulder: Welcome back, troll servant!

1

Banker: What do you want meat bag?

1

Lumo: Wow. I swear we've seen him 5 times already.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Derrik: Good day, Madam. Can I help you with anything?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1

Zahur: I'll want 200 coins to clean each herb.

1

Zahur: I don't think you've got anything that I can decant.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Waterfiends in the Kraken Cove.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

1

Eldgrim: Hey! Itsh you again! Whatshyerfashe!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Sir Prysin: Hello, who are you?

1

Monk: Only members of our order can go up there. You'll need to talk to Abbot Langley if you want to explore the monastery further.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting steel dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Ghaslor the Elder: Good day to you young man.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Armourer (tier 2): What can I do for you, friend?

1

Player: I don't get it... Are you real or not?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Warriors.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fleshcrawlers.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to fire giants in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: What do you think you're doing???

1

The Overseer: Yes, human?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Mine cart driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?

1

Dwarven Ferryman: You don't even have 2 gold coins, humans!

1

Shantay: Sorry friend, you'll need more inventory space to buy a pass.

1

Shantay Guard: Hello there! What can I do for you?

1

Nieve: You're still hunting spiritual creatures; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: What should I be doing to make your statue?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

1
  1. World 345 is a Deadman world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Deadman world - and your Deadman profile.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... Get out of my way.

1

Player: There you are.

1

Wydin: Can you put your white apron on before going in there, please?

1

Grum: Would you like to buy or sell some gold jewellery?

1

Professor Oddenstein: %USERNAME% before you go through there I must warn you that there are flashing lights and strobe effects on the other side. If you are an epilepsy sufferer you must NOT enter! Do you still want to go through?

1

Player: Your brother Tiadeche has sent me. He asks you to study this vessel and produce crafting instructions.

1

Wormbrain: Whut you want?

1

Savant: Hello, %USERNAME%. What can I do for you?

1

Player: What do I have to do to earn your vote again?

1

Player: I have managed to fix the light!

1

Rebel Scout: I've managed to retrieve some of your things. I'm guessing you'll want them back.

1

Wizard: Hahaha you're such an amateur!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did I agree to do for delphinium seeds?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you die?
  3. What is your name?
  4. Can you do any tricks?
  5. Want a new hat?
  6. Want to go scare some people?
1

Mysterious Stranger: Hey. Over here.

1

Lord Rologarth: How goes it, friend?

1

Blue Opal Secretary: What did you need of the Blue Opal?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. One thousand gold?!
  4. No thanks, I'd rather curse the darkness.
1

Mazchna: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection on.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

General Khazard: Do you make progress in finding my scouts?

1

Prissy Scilla: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Father Reen: Did you go to Uzer to see Badden?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Mute donation notifications?
  3. Enable banking on logout?
  4. No changes
1

Thyria: Greetings stranger. If you wish to browse my wares, you will need to be more favoured by the people of Arceuus.

1

Wandering impling: Is it here? Is it there? Is it elsewhere?

1

Toothy: Aye? What do ye need?

1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Please wait...
1

Player: Hmmmm... Must have been the wind.

1

Miss Schism: Oooh, my dear, have you heard the news?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Olaf Hradson: Hey! I'm trying to carve and you're standing in my light! Move it!

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Yanille
  2. Change to the Watchtower
  3. Cancel.
1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Killerwatts.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Joe: Hi, I'm Joe, door guard for Lady Keli.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Red Dragons in the Forthos Dungeon.

1

Professor Oddenstein: Errr, just before you go through there...

1

Teacher: Stop pulling, we've plenty of time to see everything.

1

Evil Dave: Hurry up with the ritual! That demon killed Eric!

1

Weird Old Man: Pst, wanna hear a secret?

1

Gossip: Well, this has certainly been exciting! The Sinclairs under house arrest, Morgan Le Faye attempting yet again to interfere with King Arthur and Merlin, and even the Black Knights sticking their noses into it.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1

Gnome: You're the human that dealt with those mourners aren't you? Thanks for that, they were really bothersome.

1

Parrot: Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!

1

Weird Old Man: She likes to be tickled hehehehe.

1

Princess Astrid: I hear you made peace between our kingdom and Etceteria once more. Well done, madam.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items, please.
  5. Don't mind me.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

1

Player: Have you found anything yet?

1

Restless ghost: If you just put it in my coffin that should do the trick...

1

Captain Errdo: I don't think I can fix this. Looks like I'll be heading back by foot.

1
  1. Do you wish to...
  2. Take a new key.
  3. Leave the new key.
1

Player: So I have all four of these Diamonds of Azzanadra, now what?

1
  1. Which logs would you like to use up first?
  2. Take logs from my inventory first.
  3. Take logs from storage first.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting ankou; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: It will take forever to fill like this. I need something that can transport lots of rotten apples in it.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Rebel Scout: Wait! Before you return to the battle, I have some things for you.

1

Fairy Fixit: Pssst! Human! I've got something for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you an Imcando dwarf? I need a special sword.
  3. Can you help me with this ancient axe?
  4. Would you like a redberry pie?
  5. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

1

Scarg: Yous creatures too weedy for da ogre stabby chucker, yous best stick wiv da cluks-cluks.

1

Player: Hello Omart.

1
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Down
1

Player: I wonder what that was all about?

1

Arrg: Aaaarrrrrghhh!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to black demons in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletons.

1

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, Sedridor has told me all about you! What can I do for you?

1

Eadgar: Don't worry about me, boy, I'll be out in a jiffy. Talk to me at my home.

1

Guard: You may pass freely.

1

Daero: Hello again, adventurer. Would you like to return to the hangar?

1

Ted Rehnison: Go away Mourner!

1

Patrick: Help! Save me from the demon!

1

New recruit Tony: No no no! I won't get back to training, leave me alone!

1
  1. Set Tai Bwo Wannai teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Status: 3 charges left.
  2. Break the necklace.
  3. Cancel.
1

Larry: Let's go to the iceberg. We have much to do.

1

Player: Hello Madam.

1

Treznor: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting turoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fever Spiders.

1

Prissy Scilla: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1

Ali the Carter: If you want water you need to buy it off me.

1

Player: Hi, what do I have to do again to help the Lumbridge Guide?

1

Evil Dave: Kill him, %USERNAME%!

1

Wizard Cromperty: Return when you have space in your inventory for your daily allowance of free essence.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. Please wait...
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
1

Demon butler: Greetings. My Lady workless is in her chapel. Shall I take thee to her?

1

Mazchna: You're still hunting rockslugs; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Wesley: No, that's not the sort of thing I like crushing.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome, sister! Soon we'll summon the great demon! Aren't we evil?

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel
1

Loinur: Sorry, human, you can't use the Lovakengj Minecart Network. Speak to Miriam, at the main station by the southern Lovakengj bank, if you've got any questions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to go through the portal.
  3. Oh, nothing.
  4. Where did you get those robes?
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Clay golem: Thank you for helping me. A golem can have no greater satisfaction than knowing that its task is complete.

1

Player: Rolad gave me a book that might be of interest to us!

1
  1. Banish the sphere?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Oronwen: There are still a few things I need before I can mend your trousers.

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a mithril long sword.

1

Scarg: Yous creature doesn't stick mee's chompy, else mee's squeeze creature till yous a deadun!

1

Jungle forester: It's a great map, thanks for letting me take a copy! It has helped me out a number of times now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Talk about other issues.
1

My Arm: Dem rocks still blocking hole, an' My Arm not gonna be able to climb cliff. You found way to clear hole yet? My Arm want to get to Weiss!

1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sorry, sir. Where was my reward again?
  3. I lost the key to my reward.
  4. Never mind.
1

Matthew: We're ready to perform the ritual. We just need one more person!

1

Wizard: You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Dalbur wants a worm batta.

1

Father Badden: So that's Agrith-Naar's true form! Quickly, slay him with Silverlight!

1

Evil Dave: Hey, what's that sword? It's far too shiny to be evil! We won't have any silver glowing swords in here!

1

Malak: Back for something, human? I notice Dessous still lives.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting jellies; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Please wait...
1

Selena: I want 3 buckets of compost for that.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to nechryael; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
1

Elder Guard: Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Corrupt Lizardman
1

Elnock: You can only own one of these, I'm afraid. I'll recharge it for you if you bring the one you own to me.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. Please wait...
1
  1. Enter the chambers anyway?
  2. Yes, I understand the raid may be interrupted.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again in this session.
  4. No, I'll go raiding another time.
1

Scout: I am on a mission. I cannot spare time to speak to you.

1

Eduard: Out of my way, punk.

1

Kathy Corkat: Hello dearie. Heading up north to the Fishing Colony, are we?

1

Player: Well I got the people of Nardah their statuette back.

1

Savant: Not picking up any unusual readings here, PISAU AGNE... Savant out.

1

Mazchna: You're still meant to be slaying mammoths in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Elder Guard: Ook! Ah Ah! Ook Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Nieve: You're still hunting catablepon; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1