DIALOGUE_NPC (1512)

Barmaid: Thanks for your custom.

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  2. Pay.
  3. Don't pay.
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Barmaid: Welcome to the Laughing Miner pub, human traveller.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello there! Are you alright?
  3. I need to know about the Red Axe...
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Player: I knew it were you matey! 'Ere, have some of the good stuff!

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Kjut: Kebabs! Get your kebabs here! One gold each!

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Player: Veldaban, I must tell you something incredibly important!

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Player: Hello, I wonder if you could help me on this whole brewing thing...

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Commander Veldaban: %USERNAME%! Have you heard?

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Rowdy dwarf: Get OUT of my WAY!

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Player: Hello cat.

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Player: I should have a kebab with my beer as well. I'd better get one from the kebab seller, then I'll return here.

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Gauss: A good day to you, sir!

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Cart conductor: Tickets, tickets, get your tickets here!

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Player: Hold on a second there, I need your help!

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Reinald: Welcome to my home. Is there anything you wanted?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Rowdy dwarf: Hey you! Human person thing! I've got a lil' task for you!

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Player: I think I had better stay away from the stairs for now.

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Runvastr: Oh, leave an old dwarf in peace will you?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Player: Hello there!

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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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Spirit tree: You're already here.

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Falo the Bard: I really hope you can help me. Please show me the object my song is about!

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Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

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Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

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  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
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Uri: I have a story about that.

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Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

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Player: I need some help.

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Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

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Blast Furnace Foreman: You! Get to work!

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Player: Evil Dave? What's he doing on the secret council?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Withdraw coins.
  4. Cancel
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Ivan Strom: Hey there. I hear you're going to be taking me to the temple.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
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Cart conductor: Anything I can help you with?

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  1. Are you sure you want to drain the vat?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Player: I think I should wait until I have enough fruit to make a full glass.

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Gauss: A good day to you, madam!

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Doris: Hello, dearie?

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Barman: And what will it be for you, fine madam?

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Player: I should have a drink with my kebab in the Laughing Miner in Keldagrim-East. I'll have a laugh with the little dwarves!

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Player: I should have another drink in the Laughing Miner in Keldagrim-East, have a laugh with the little dwarves.

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Inn Keeper: Welcome to the King's Axe inn! What can I help you with?

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Rauborn: Welcome to the ratpit bar, human traveller.

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Player: Hey Postie. Hows tricks? Who are you interviewing here?

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Player: This stout seems absolutely vile and disgusting. Besides, I'm supposed to bring it to my drunken, kebab obsessed friend.

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Brown Engine Director: I'm busy, please leave.

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