DIALOGUE_NPC (79181)

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I use the Grand Exchange?
  3. I'd like to set up trade offers please.
  4. Can you help me with item sets?
  5. I don't want Exchange collection reminders on login.
  6. I'm fine, thanks.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I use the Grand Exchange?
  3. I'd like to set up trade offers please.
  4. Can you help me with item sets?
  5. I'd like Exchange collection reminders on login, please.
  6. I'm fine, thanks.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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Player: I'd like to set up trade offers please.

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Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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Player: What?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
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Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Player: Okay, great!

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Player: Great, thanks!

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  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
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  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

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Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

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  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
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  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

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  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
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  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

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  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

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Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Dark Mage: A simple transfiguration spell should resolve that for you. Now leave me be!

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Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

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Bob: There you go, happy doing business with you!

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Player: Thank you.

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Spirit tree: You're already here.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
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  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

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Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

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  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
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Player: Yes, I'd love a cuppa.

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Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

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  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

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  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

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Banker: We will look after your items and money for you. Leave your valuables with us if you want to keep them safe.

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  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

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  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
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  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
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Player: How do I use the Grand Exchange?

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  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
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  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

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Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

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Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

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Player: I wonder how old you are...

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  1. Really uncharge the trident?
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
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  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw coins.
  3. Cancel
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Player: Can you help me with item sets?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
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Player: Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.

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Yanni Salika: Oh....ok, I guess I could offer you these lamps...I'm not sure what they're worth, but you can have them.

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  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

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Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Where are you?
  4. Got any tips for me?
  5. That's all thanks.
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  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
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Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

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Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

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Treznor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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Player: I think it's hungry!

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Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

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  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

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  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

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  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

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Player: I'll be back later.

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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

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Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

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  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

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  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

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  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
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Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

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  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another shield?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
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Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
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  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
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Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

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  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
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Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

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  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
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Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

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Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
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Imiago: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
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Player: I'm fine, thanks.

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Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

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Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

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  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
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  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
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  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 520,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
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  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

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Demon butler: I shall bound around the globe on roads of pure air to bring back materials for your marvellous pursuits!

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Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

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Falo the Bard: You have very kind words. I would be extremely grateful if you could remind me which object the song was about.

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Wilough: Thanks mister!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

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Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 22,000 coins deposited first.

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Player: Thanks.

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  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
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Uri: Can I have your teabag?

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King Percival: Spot on!

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Duradel: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

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The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

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Banker: You already have one of those.

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Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes, or perhaps I could combine the charges on yer teleport jewellery.

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Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
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Uri: Actions have consequences.

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King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
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  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Player: Hello!

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Player: Thanks!

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Player: Okay, thanks.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
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Player: I think I'll leave it for now.

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  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
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Strange Old Man: Spot on!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
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  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Varrock platebody?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
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Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

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Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

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Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

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Arianwyn: Thank you friend. Don't forget your disguise.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What's so special about your capes?
  3. Yes please!
  4. No thanks.
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Eluned: Spot on!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
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Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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Treznor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
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Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

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  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

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Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

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Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
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King Roald: Correct!

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  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Garth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

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Player: You'll pay for this Glough!

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  1. Give that bond to %OTHER_USERNAME% as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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Hajedy: Well done.

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Brother Omad: Spot on!

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Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

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Player: Great, thanks very much.

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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
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  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

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Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

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Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
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Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

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Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.

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Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

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  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
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Hans: Well done, here you go.

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Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

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Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

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Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

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Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Can I have another set of Karamja gloves?
  5. See you later.
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Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Remove X pages.
  4. Empty book.
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  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Clay golem: Thank you. Now my mind is at rest.

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Thessalia: There you go!

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Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

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Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

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Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

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Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

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Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

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  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

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Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

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Player: I think it wants some attention.

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Grand Exchange Clerk: My colleague and I can let you set up trade offers. You can offer to Sell items or Buy items.

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  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

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Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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Examiner: Correct! Well done!

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

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Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

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Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

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Oronwen: Any time.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aviansies.

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Awowogei: Spot on!

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  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 50,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
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Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

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Guard: Please accept this reward from the family!

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Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

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  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Rantz: Hey, you did good wiv da stabbie chucker, der's a flappy hat for ya.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Apply it, and don't ask this again.
  4. Cancel.
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  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. What is an Old School Bond?
  3. How do I buy an Old School Bond in game?
  4. How do I turn an Old School Bond into membership?
  5. How much membership do I get from an Old School bond?
  6. More options...
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  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
8

Player: Devices, please.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
8

Advisor Ghrim: I shall tell your subjects to deliver your resources to your storage right away, Your Royal Highness.

8

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

8

Uri: *sneezes* What?

8

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

8

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

8
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
8

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

8

Ellena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

8

Dark mage: Spot on!

8

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

8

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

8
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
8

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

8
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

8

Arianwyn: Right, %USERNAME%, talk to Lord Amlodd when you are ready. Good luck.

8

Doomsayer: Spot on!

8

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Rada's blessing?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
  5. Bye!
8

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

8

Kaylee: Correct!

8

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
8
  1. Uncharge your staff for all its charges? (regaining %NUMBER_COMMA% blood runes)
  2. Proceed.
  3. Cancel.
8

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

8

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

8
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
8

Bob Barter (herbs): I don't think you've got anything that I can decant.

8

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

8

Player: No problem. I'll be back if I find some more.

8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please. What are you selling?
  3. No thanks.
8

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

8
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
8
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
8

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

8

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

8

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

8
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
8

Lowe: Here you go!

8

Jethick: Spot on!

8
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, leave this place.
  3. No, stay here.
8

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

8

Fragment of Seren: No! Get out! Get out! Get out!

8

Player: Alright, I'll see what I can do.

8

Player: Okay, I will trade the mole parts.

8

Dunstan: I have very little to offer you in way of thanks, but perhaps you will accept this family heirloom. It was found by my great-great-grandfather, but we still don't have any idea what it does.

8
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
8

Relobo Blinyo (logs): Hello, my friend. Would you like me to show you the prices of logs?

8

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! The mine cart station's closed, so please don't come down here.

8

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 26,000 coins deposited first.

7
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
7

Player: Got any tips for me?

7

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

7

General Hining: You have done well.

7

Uri: What's cheese?

7

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

7

Baraek: Correct.

7
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

7

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

7
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
7

Cook: No problem!

7

Cook: Cheers!

7

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

7
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
7

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

7

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

7

Uri: I have a story about that.

7

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

7

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

7

Player: Hi.

7

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

7

Brimstail: Well done!

7

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

7

Uri: Loser says what.

7

Bob: I am. I can't fight any more, but maybe I can be useful in some other way. Much of this is my fault and it's only right that I help put things right. Now let's get going.

7

Gabooty: Sounds right!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another cloak?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
7

Kitten: Meow!

7

Thormac: Aha, my little scorpions home at last!

7

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

7

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

7

Uri: Can you stand me?

7
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
7

Player: Uh oh...

7

Sherlock: Come back to me when you've completed your challenge.

7

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

7

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

7

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

7

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

7

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

7

Player: I'll get going.

7

Arianwyn: I can't offer much of a reward I'm afraid. However, I did have Eluned make this for you. It should allow you to bypass the defences on the temple.

7

Player: Well in that case, I'll meet you there.

7

Clerris: Correct!

7

Krystilia: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

7

Zorgoth: Yes, come on Dragon Slayer. Let's see what you've got.

7

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

7
  1. When your amulet breaks, what would you like to do?
  2. Stop making potions when my amulet breaks.
  3. Continue making potions when my amulet breaks.
7
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
7
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
7

Cart conductor: That service is free. Just hop on a cart on Track 3, and away you go.

7
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Empty coffer
  4. Cancel
7
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
7
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
6
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
6

Player: Hello.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
6

Player: Okay Amik, thanks for explaining!

6

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

6

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

6

Duradel: Good luck!

6

Mysterious Old Man: Reach the maze centre as fast as possible. The faster you are, the better your reward.

6
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
6
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
6
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
6

Armourer (tier 1): Thank you very much.

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Where is that area?
  5. Okay, great!
6

Caroline: Thank you. Take care of yourself %USERNAME%.

6

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

6

Player: Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.

6

Echned Zekin: You will benefit from this decision, the source will be opened to you. Bring the dagger back to me when you have completed this task.

6

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

6

Eluned:

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

6
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
6

Arianwyn: ...

6
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check charges.
  3. Toggle action when amulet breaks.
6
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, I will trade the mole parts.
  3. Yes please, I need woad leaves.
  4. Sorry, but I'm not interested.
6

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

6

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

6

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

6
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Player: Thank you!

6

Roavar: Here you go!

6
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
6

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

6

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

6
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
6

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

6

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

6

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
6

Player: Of course.

6

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

6

Yohnus: Sorry Bwana - I charge a fee of 20 coins to use my furnace.

6

Player: Goodbye.

6
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

6
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
6

Oronwen: Well done.

6

Thessalia: Very stylish! It really suits you!

6

Evil Dave: Spot on!

6

Player: I'll get right to it.

6
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Jorral: Take a look at the artefacts in the new museum room. You may find something of interest.

6

Dominic Onion: Correct!

6

Mysterious Old Man: Ah, so you are there. I hoped you would talk to me, I get so lonely. Here, have a present! I must be going now though.

6

Keef: A deal is a deal. We will not be allies with the monkeys.

6

Player: Sure, here you go...

6

Gypsy: Well, I do pity you, and wish you the best of luck!

6
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
6

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

6

Yanni Salika: That'd be helpful!

6
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. What can you store?
  4. What do you do with the tools you're storing?
  5. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
6

Johnathon: My thanks for the assistance adventurer.

6
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Pay 20 coins to use the furnace.
  3. Pay 20 coins and don't ask again.
  4. Cancel.
6

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

6
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 2,000 uses: 40,000 coins
  4. Cancel
6

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

5
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
5

Player: Yes please.

5

Hairdresser: Hope you like the new do!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
5
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
5

Sergeant Damien: Well I'll be, you actually did it, Private. Now take this and get out of my sight.

5

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

5
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
5

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

5

Player: Yeah, I'll pay that!

5
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
5

Madame Caldarium: Correct!

5

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

5

Juna: Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time.

5

Taria: Correct!

5
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
5

Watson: Thank you very much.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
5

Drezel: Thank you. I need 25 more.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek more answers.
  3. I have no more questions at this time.
5

Bolongo: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
5

Heskel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5

Luthas: Congratulations.

5

Flax keeper: Correct!

5

Weve: Hey! Leave them alone! My dad Steve will beat you up unless a Slayer Master has given you special permission.

5
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5
  1. You find banknotes for equipment storage crates.
  2. Take one.
  3. Take lots.
  4. Don't take any.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Protecting the Dwarf
  3. Protecting the Goblins
  4. Protecting the Pirate
  5. More...
5

Soldier (tier 5): To the arena!

5

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

5

Player: No problem. See you soon.

5
  1. Death will charge %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Pay Death's fee.
  3. Cancel
5

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

5

Caroline: Thank you so much!

5

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

5
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
5

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

5

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 5 council members left to protect!

5

Player: Hello there.

5

Dunstan: Correct!

5

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

5

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

5

Kolodion: If you would like me to imbue any more capes, just bring me the remains of the respective creature.

5

Player: Phew! I just made it.

5

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

5

High Priest: A somewhat strange request, but I see no harm in it. There you go. May Saradomin walk with you.

5

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

5

Father Aereck: Correct!

5

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

5

Squire: Correct!

5

Malak: He will be extremely pleased to meet the murderer of poor Dessous, I suspect.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another set of Morytania legs?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
5

Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

5
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

5

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

5

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

5

Barbarian guard: It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.

5

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

5

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

5

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

5
  1. Would you like to revert your Ferocious Gloves into Hydra Leather?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

5

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

5

Rashiliyia: My hatred and bitterness corrupted me. I tried to destroy all life... now I am released. And am grateful to contemplate eternal rest...

5

Guardian of Armadyl: He must be gaining in power again. If you can defeat him he will be banished from this plane for a while. You will need this pendant to attack him.

5

Jungle forester: Here, I won't be needing this any longer, and it may help you. Whenever I've used it before, it attracted the attention of jungle natives.

5

Player: Can you make potions for me?

5

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

5
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

King Bolren: The tree has many other powers, some of which I cannot reveal. As a friend of the gnome people, I can now allow you to use the tree's magic to teleport to other trees grown from related seeds.

5
  1. Are you sure you want to shoo away the cat?
  2. Yes I am.
  3. No I'm not.
5
  1. Dragon scimitar
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
5

Saniboch: Excellent work!

5

Ug: Whaaat? Man-thing want to die? Ug no scared of you or your grandmother! Ug show you. Ug go to Aga now.

5
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
5

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

5

Sanfew: If you ever come across more goutweed, bring it to me; I don't need any more for the ritual, but it's still quite difficult for me to get. I'll exchange it for some other herbs.

5

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

5

Treznor: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

5

Player: OK.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
5

Silk merchant: You drive a hard bargain, but I guess that will have to do.

5

Player: That's all thanks.

5

Player: You know... I'd really rather not.

5

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

5

Player: Yes, have you got anything for me?

5

Player: Very well. I shall return once I've learnt more.

5

Lady Ffion Meilyr: As you wish.

5

Banker: This is a branch of the Bank of Gielinor. We have branches in many towns.

5

Player: Alright, I'll see you there.

5

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

5

Bob: Be careful %USERNAME%. The Dragonkin may be gone but the scars of their wars remain to this day. I don't know what that Vault contains, but I doubt it's anything good.

5

Tinse Torpe: Thanks for helping us out; we really do appreciate it.

5

Gerrant: You've done it!

5

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

5

Player: Excellent. That will come in most handy.

5

Player: Okey dokey, I'll go do that then.

5

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

5

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% TzTok-Jad.

5

Emblem Trader: Don't suppose you've come across any strange... emblems or artefacts along your journey? Antique emblems, or archaic emblems - I trade in either sort.

5

Player: It's my pleasure!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.
  3. No thanks.
5

Estate agent: Your house has been redecorated.

5

Dimintheis: They can also be granted extra powers. Take them to one of my sons, they should be able to imbue them with a skill for you.

5

King Arthur: Wow! Incredible! You truly are a splendid knight!

5

Hetty: Ok, now drink from the cauldron.

5
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
5

Old Man Yarlo: I think that's everything - two stools, two tables, a chair, a bed and a carpet. Off you trot, young man. I'll be here if you have any questions.

5

Amy: Please could you go see Noella, north of East Ardougne market for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
5
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

King Lathas: Anyway, I'll send word when I next require your services. Oh, and I guess you'll be wanting your reward.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

5

Estate agent: This book will help you to start building your house.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the infusion.
  3. Cancel.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Withdraw coins.
  4. Cancel
5

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

5

Player: Right then, I'll get to it.

5

Mandy: Here, I found these in the wardrobe when I was seeing to my wound. I don't want them so please, take them...

5
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Rigour
  3. Cancel
5

Nulodion: Take care adventurer.

5

Ellamaria: Yes, and that's all he deserves! Here you go, your help here has proved invaluable.

5

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials will cost you 5 gp each, cups 5 gp each and anything else will be 5 gp each.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Garth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 4 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

4

K'klik: Sure, that's easy.

4

Demon butler: Master, I have returned with what you asked me to retrieve.

4

Demon butler: My Lord, I cannot conjure items out of the air. You do not have any of those items in your bank!

4

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

4
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
4

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

4
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
4
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
4

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

4

Player: Yes.

4

Player: Bye!

4
  1. Really donate %NUMBER_COMMA% coins?
  2. Donate it.
  3. Cancel.
4

Simon Templeton: Mind your own bizzo, mate. But if you get any more, you know where I am!

4

Larry: As for our next move, I've got...friends...elsewhere who should hear of this information, but we have plenty of time. It's not as though they made a break through in their research or something.

4

Dockmaster: Correct!

4

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

4

Ivan Strom: Take this. It's not much, but it's all I can offer.

4

Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

4

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
4
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Start Mapping Kharazi Jungle.
4

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
4

Player: Oh.

4

Bank guard: Yes?

4

Wise Old Man: As you wish. Farewell, %USERNAME%.

4
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4

Ellena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Jorral: Be careful with it, the raw magic can damage you unexpectedly when you feel it.

4

Daer Krand: Good work!

4
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
4

Horphis: Correct!

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
4

Jossik: It's amazing how things like that keep washing up on the shore in caskets. Take a look at what I've got...

4

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

4

Karim: Correct!

4

Ellena: Excellent work!

4

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

4

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

4

Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
4

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

4

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
4

Shantay: Well done.

4

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Hickton: Correct!

4

Arhein: Well done, matey!

4

Nicholas: Correct!

4

Diango: Sure thing, let me just see what you're missing.

4

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I shall now transport you to Zulrah's shrine and offer your life on behalf of our tribe.

4

Player: Can I come through this gate?

4

Player: I think it's really hungry!

4

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Miner Magnus: Spot on!

4

Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

4

Drezel: Correct!

4

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.

4

Player: I should make sure I have all four diamonds with me before speaking to Eblis again.

4

Player: Thank you very much!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another banner?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
4

Player: That was for Bob!

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
4

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

4
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Squire: OK, here you go.

4

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well done in the cave, here take TokKul as reward.

4

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

4

Player: I should go and let Eblis know what's happened here...

4

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

4

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

4

Oracle: That's right, well done!

4

Captain Ginea: Correct!

4

Captain Tobias: Correct!

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

4

Straven: Aww, go on then. I suppose I'm in a generous mood today.

4

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

4

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

4

Nieve: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

4

Ava: Wow, great, now the arrow manufacturer is ready for use...there you are! Talk to me if you need more information later.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
4

Mazchna: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

4

Player: That sounds good, improve them for me.

4
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
4

Flippa: Nope, you wrong person.

4

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

4
  1. Are you sure you wish to discard your recoil charges?
  2. Yes - release them
  3. No - keep them
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Empty book.
4
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
4
  1. Wearing this amulet will give you a PK skull.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
4

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

4

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? Or is there something else you need?

4
  1. Complete the quest and gain experience?
  2. Yes, give me the experience.
  3. No.
4

Doric: Oh my, that is a coincidence! Pass them here, please. I can spare you some coins for your trouble, and please use my anvils any time you want.

4

Player: You can do that, but while you're in Ardougne you must pay the tax. The first payment will be due soon.

4

Pieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

4

Player: Great, I think Tindel will get a good night's rest on this.

4

Velorina: Remember that once the Ectophial has been used you need to refill it from the Ectofuntus.

4

Player: Hmmm... sounds interesting, I might take you up on that.

4

Romeo: Who's Juliet?

4
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
4

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 4 council members left to protect!

4

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rellekka.

4

Player: Who's a pretty birdy?

4
  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with tinderboxes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
4
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
4
  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
4

Old crone: Well done.

4

Watchtower Wizard: I've given you a special scroll too - it's a new spell. Read the scroll and you will be able to teleport yourself here.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
4

Player: Err... I haven't got one.

4

Captain Tock: Tell ye what, I'll have a word with Yusuf, in the bank. Ye've earned the right to use his services. An' thanks again, very much.

4
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
4

Savant: Wow, that's some good thinking %USERNAME%! Okay, let's head there and get him!

4
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Do nothing.
4

Head chef: Sorry. Only the finest chefs are allowed in here. Get your cooking level up to 32 and come back wearing a chef's hat.

4

Kaqemeex: Mix these in your water-filled vial, and you will produce an Attack potion. Drink this potion to increase your Attack level.

4

Player: Thanks, I will.

4
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
4

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

4
  1. The monks may get very angry if you take that!
  2. I'll take it anyway.
  3. No, I'll leave it alone.
4

Boy: Thank you so much!

4

Player: Hey, who are you?

4
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, 100 coins will be fine.
  3. No thanks.
4

Ellamaria: Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.

4

Ork: Grunt! Smelly, stinky human! Urgh! Leave us alone before we hurt you.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye the robe black.
  3. Don't.
4

Yanni Salika: Thanks!

4

Player: Indeed it is.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm quite sure.
  3. No, I think I'll keep it.
4

Mine supervisor: You are not welcome to mine here, human.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can you tell me the price of an item?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
4

Grand Exchange Clerk: When you want to sell something, you give us the items and tell us how much money you want for them.

4

Player: A crystal singing bowl might help with that...

4

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 4 coins each, cups 11 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
4

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 12 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

4
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about gravestones again.
  3. How do I pay a gravestone fee?
  4. How long do I have to return to my gravestone?
  5. How do I know what will happen to my items when I die?
  6. I think I'm done here.
3

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

3
  1. Mystic robe top
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Savant: VERY well done, %USERNAME%. Very well done indeed.

3

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

3
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

3

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another ring?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
3

Falo the Bard: I really hope you can help me. Please show me the object my song is about!

3

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more headgear?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

3

Operator: Here you go. That's all the ore I have for you.

3

Gypsy: One day he'll return. You must go through the portal and finish him off.

3
  1. Status: 16 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Sir Rebral: See you later.

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

3

Player: No thanks.

3

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

3

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

3

Squire: The Void Knight was killed, another of our Order has fallen and that Island is lost.

3

Goreu: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Player: Yes please!

3

Radimus Erkle: Finally, we really do need some sort of display item for the Guild hall. Bring back some sort of token which we can display in the Guild. And very good luck to you!

3

Edmond: Sounds good!

3

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

3

Bank Guard: Be careful down there!

3

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

3
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Drink the so-called 'Bravery Potion'?
  2. Yes, I'll bravely drink the bravery potion.
  3. Actually, let me consider this a bit longer first; it smells a bit odd.
3

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

3

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

3

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

3
  1. Recharge the sceptre with...
  2. Gold artefacts?
  3. Stone artefacts?
  4. Pottery and Ivory artefacts?
  5. Actually, I'm more interested in plundering the tombs.
3

Player: Hello again.

3
  1. Pay 3 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
3

Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. Er... Nothing...
3

Gallow: Correct!

3

TzHaar-Ket-Keh: Well done in the Inferno, you can take this TokKul as reward.

3

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

3

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Make sure you've collected all your stuff!
  2. Leave the Theatre.
  3. Stay in the Theatre.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the alchemical combination.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

3

Fortunato: Aaaah...say no more milady, I have some in specially.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
3

Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.

3

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

3

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

3

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more boots?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another amulet?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

3

Breive: *cough* that isn't your assignment *wheeze*

3
  1. Pay 10 curry leaves?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Askeladden: Sure thing buddy! I'd say take better care of this one, but it's just a rock! I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

3

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

3

Duradel: You're still hunting suqahs; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

3

Achietties: Congratulations! You have completed the Heroes' Guild entry requirements! You will find the door now open for you! Enter, Hero! And take this reward!

3

Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.

3

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
3

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

3

Logosia: Here you go.

3

Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

3

Sir Kay: Correct!

3
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I suppose I'd better go and see what the problem is then.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

3

Player: See you later.

3

Wise Old Man: Excellent. I'll see you outside the Colony. Don't forget to arm yourself - it could be dangerous!

3

Marisi: Correct!

3

Juna: Your dedication to balance is astounding adventurer.

3

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of inventory space.

3

Hooknosed Jack: I'm no expert on the larger cats, if you want to train overgrown cats seek out Smokin' Joe in Keldagrim, you know the Dwarven city?

3

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

3

Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
3

Player: I'd better get going.

3
  1. Status: 20 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Yanni Salika: Impressive necklace there, here's 1000 coins for it.

3

Player: Can I go for a ride?

3

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

3

Player: I'll try again another time.

3

Hunding: Well done.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

3

Sawmill operator: You'll need to bring me some more logs.

3

Player: Okay Savant, I'll heal up, then go looking for him amongst the Dorgeshuun.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

3

Cook: Very well done, take this.

3

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. You'd better deal with it before returning.

3

Duke: This concludes the advanced combat training. I must return to my duties now - King Awowogei has put me in charge of the guard to replace Kruk.

3

Demon butler: I shall devote my every art to thy service, my Master.

3
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

3

Player: Don't worry about it, just as long as I don't have to go back into that blizzard.

3

King Roald: I never thought I would live to see the day when someone came forward to claim this reward!

3

King Roald: I heard that you found half the shield, so I will give you half of the bounty. That comes to exactly 600gp!

3

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3

Nieve: I believe you're right!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I brew ales?
  3. How do I brew cider?
  4. What do I do once my ale has matured?
  5. Do you have any spare ale yeast?
  6. That's all I need to know, thanks.
3

Duradel: You're still hunting black dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

3

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

3

Dallas Jones: I agree. Head to the old settlement on the north side of the island. I'll meet you there once I've finished up here.

3

Clerk: Thank you very much.

3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Swap 60 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
3

Hans: Well done.

3
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
3

Key Master: Here you go.

3

Lady Servil: My son and husband are safe and recovering at home. Without you they would certainly be dead. I am truly grateful for your service.

3
  1. Follow the scary cat?
  2. Yes, that seems like a good idea.
  3. No, leave the cat alone.
3
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Golden bowl.
  3. Golden helmet.
  4. Nothing.
3

Krystilia: You've already been assigned something.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
3

Romeo: Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet? Have you seen my Juliet?

3

Steve: I believe you're right!

3

Player: Greetings!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hydras in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

3

Player: Ok.

3

Player: Okay, I'll go get that done.

3

Lady Kelyn Ithell: I'll head there right away. Time is of the essence.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How am I doing so far?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Where are you?
  5. That's all thanks.
3

Duradel: I'll open the store for you.

3
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
3

Zorgoth: We shall see...

3

Shamus: The monks are running a ship from Port Sarim to Entrana, I hear too. Now leave me alone yer elephant!

3

Player: This looks complete! I should head back to the Chieftain and see what he thinks.

3

Wilough: Thanks miss!

3

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

3

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am most impressed by your equipment, peasant.

3

Player: That's ok, take care.

3

Fairy: Have you got any idea where Burthorpe is? The co- ordinator says I need to go there and paint all the leaves yellow, but I've never heard of that place!

3

Romeo: I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Gertrude: Oh by the way, the kitten can live in your backpack, but to make it grow you must take it out and feed and stroke it often.

3
  1. Mystic robe bottom (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Veliaf Hurtz: You've done well. I'd say you've earnt a break. Before you go though, here's a little something to thank you for your hard work.

3

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the Cave Kraken boss %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

3

My Arm: Now you know more 'bout herbs. Also, I made a new farming patch like you showed me. Whatever you plant in it, I make sure it don't get disease.

3
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
3
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
3

Sedridor: Use the Air Talisman to locate the air temple, and use any further talismans you find to locate the other missing elemental temples. Now... my research notes please?

3

Romeo: Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?

3
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Okayyy. Thanks for the help Ava. See you later.

3

Vannaka: Here, have this.

3

Femi: Well done!

3
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
3

Radimus Erkle: Right, that's all the training I can offer you. I hope you're happy with your new skills. Do feel free to explore the rest of the building.

3

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

3

Hooknosed Jack: Get some Kwuarm, red spider eggs and an empty vial. Once you've found those bring them to me, and I'll make a batch of the stuff for you.

3
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I am not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
  3. No, I think I need to go get one of these Icon things.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
3

Gypsy: Yes, of course.

3

King Arthur: Indeed. We of the Round Table are greatly indebted to you for all of your help. I wish to reward you for all the help you have given us...

3

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
3

Homunculus: Thrank you. For reward you speak me, I makes monsters.

3

Amy: Please could you go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

3

Amy: Please could you go see Jess, upstairs of the building south of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

3

Marlo: I've included some handy spell tablets that'll take you to your house, to cut down on the walking a bit, as well as one for visiting my boss in Falador. Now, let me tell you some tricks of the trade too...

3

Amy: Please could you go see Ross, north of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

3

Amy: Please could you go see Jeff in the middle of Varrock, west of the museum for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
3

Tyss: I suppose you are a friend to us. Here, you may have this.

3
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

3
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
3

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

3

Toby: See you later.

3

Player: Of course! Thanks again!

3

Arianwyn: I will let you know if there are any further developments. For now though, your work is done.

3

Treznor: I want one basket of apples for that.

3
  1. Identify fossils?
  2. Yes, identify my fossils.
  3. No.
3

Hieve: I'm sure that's not what you're meant to be slaying.

3

Brian: Well done.

3

Player: So... The Pyromancers, they're cool, right?

3
  1. Are you sure you want to leave Obor's Lair?
  2. Exit the lair.
  3. Stay.
3

Player: Yes, show me the prices of weapons and armour.

3

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

3

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

3

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

3

Player: Magic please!

3
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
3

Curator Haig Halen: That's great to hear. You should speak to the foreman at the digsite canal, I'll make sure he knows to expect you.

3
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I definitely have!

3

Player: OK, I think I've washed the key down into the sewer. I'd better go down and get it!

3

Mage of Zamorak: Here's the scrying orb. If you encounter any difficulties speak to me again.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

3

Monk: Yes that's the one. Now take this orb and put it in one of the large pouches from there, don't want it getting damaged.

3
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
3

Dark Mage: You be really careful with that thing!

3

Zooknock: Somewhere in the village. It ought to be obvious. Now give me a moment.

3

Player: Ok, thanks, I'll get right on it!

3
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
3

Mawrth: Here, have this.

3

Tamayu: Take care, Bwana.

3

Dimintheis: Here you go.

3

Jarvald: Ah, %FREMENNIK_NAME%! Such glorious battle makes you feel glad of life, does it not?

3

Reldo: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

3

Monkey Child: Ok then...

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to enchant it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: I love your new hair cut!

3

Player: I'm going to leave you alone now.

3

King Arthur: Ah. A good job, well done. I dub thee a Knight Of The Round Table. You are now an honorary knight.

3

Garkor: Yes - but do not do so until you are ready.

3

Arianwyn: Good luck in the library, %USERNAME%. We're all counting on you. Speak to Lord Amlodd when you're ready.

3

Dimintheis: I thank you greatly adventurer! Also... if you find Caleb... please... let him know his father still loves him...

3
  1. When using items on the bag...
  2. ... ask how many to store.
  3. ... always store as many as possible.
3

Doric: Well done.

3

Zooknock: Well done, human. Bear with me now.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more about this makeover.
  3. I'd just like to buy some clothes.
3

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

3

Romeo: Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?

3

Mysterious Voice 2: Yeah, maybe you should go tell the king what a great job you did buddy!

3

Captain Braindeath: Thanks, lad. We'd never have managed without ye!

3

Player: That was the strangest dream I've ever had! Assuming it was a dream...

3

Lundail: You'll need to have completed the Easy Wilderness Achievement Diary to qualify for free runes.

3

Duradel: You're still hunting dagannoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

3

Guildmaster: Oziach lives in a hut, by the cliffs to the west of Edgeville. He can be a little...odd...sometimes, though.

3

Player: Fair thee well, kinsmen of Neitiznot.

3

Zaff: For you, my friend, maybe. Take a look in the barrel in the corner.

3

Bee keeper: Sorry, you're not the person I need.

3

Duradel: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Nieve in the Gnome Stronghold.

3

Rock Golem: So near and yet so far... if my atoms were arranged a little differently, I could be diamond.

3

Ellamaria: You must go at once and converse with the wise old man who is said to dwell in Draynor Village; he may guide you in mastering this delicate and sophisticated ability.

3

Edmond: Now I'd recommend you go and see Elena. She'll want to thank you herself. She lives in the house opposite ours.

3

Mage of Zamorak: And so I have done. Read my research notes, they may enlighten you somewhat.

3

Player: Okay, thanks!

3

Mage of Zamorak: This is no place to talk! Meet me at the Varrock Chaos Temple!

3
  1. Combine the Abyssal head with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Okay, I'll grow you some marigolds.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Bolongo: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

3

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Come and see me again after you've been to the old bank to drop your stuff off, what?

3

Olmlet: Hee hee! What shall we talk about, human?

3

Phoenix: ...

3

Player: This looks like one of the pages to that book I lost. Veos gave it to me originally, maybe he found it again.

3

Veos: As you wish, I hope you don't get seasick, it is a long voyage.

3
  1. Combine the Dark claw with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Combine the Twisted horns with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Overgrown hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Yanni Salika: Sure thing. Have a nice day Bwana.

3

Banker: You need at least 1,000 coins to exchange them for platinum tokens.

3

Player: Er... Nothing...

3
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Player: On second thoughts... forget I said anything.

3

Player: Uh....oops. My mistake. I don't have 20 coins. Silly me.

3

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 11 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
3
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Devices, please.
  3. I'd like information, please.
  4. Can I have more locator orbs, please?
  5. I'd like to see your stuff for sale, please.
  6. I'll just head off, I think.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

2

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

2

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

2
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Serve...
  3. Go to the bank...
  4. Go to the sawmill...
  5. Greet guests
  6. You're fired
2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. I'd rather not.
2

Player: Not a problem. I'll be back with your cross before you know it.

2

Soldier (tier 2): To the arena!

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to log out?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Okay, I'll be back soon.

2

Traiborn: Spot on!

2

Player: Ha! Ha!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2

Duradel: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, I like exploring mazes.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
2

Wise Old Man: * BURP *

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
2

Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...

2
  1. Do you wish to leave the slayer tower roof?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

2
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
2

Eohric: Correct!

2

Player: Thank you for the help.

2

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

2
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Father Reen: You should go to Uzer and find Badden at once. I'll follow once I've finished some business here.

2

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

2

Justine: Hey, I'm Justine. I've got some rewards here for fighters who've done well in Lisa's Last Man Standing game. Wanna see?

2

Charlie: You do? Ah, yes, wonderful, I never doubted you for a second. That'll make an excellent addition to the zoo.

2

Player: And you. See you later.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find these beings?
  3. Any advice on fighting the beings?
  4. Tell me more about these beings.
  5. Thanks, bye.
2
  1. Status: 26 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Bolongo: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Brother Omad: OK, let's party!

2

Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Radimus Erkle: one.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Can you tell me about the dreams?
  5. Can I choose a dream?
  6. I'll come back another time.
2

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

2
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
2

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

2

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

2

Chef Olivia: Please bring Artur back.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's fight again - I don't mind duplicates.
  3. Okay, I guess I needn't fight you again.
2

King Narnode Shareen: Well, I'm sure that your magical research skills will help you there. Good luck!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you believe what Lord Iorwerth said about Seren?
  3. Do you think we'll find anything to help us here?
  4. I'll crack on.
2

Player: I'll crack on.

2

Player: I'll see what I can do.

2
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert ALL - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert SOME - you will not get your scrolls back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
2

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

2

Imiago: I want 8 poison ivy berries for that.

2

Fycie: Human done good!

2
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert BOTH - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert ONE - you will not get your scroll back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
2

Lady Servil: All I can offer in return is material wealth. Please take these coins as a sign of my gratitude.

2

Treznor: I want 10 cactus spines for that.

2

Alain: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

2

Zahur: There, all done.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Waterfiends.

2

Nieve: Come on, %USERNAME% we have to stop Glough!

2

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Pay 6 cadava berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Tell me about this portal.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
2

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

2

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Warriors.

2

Aretha: Correct!

2

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

2
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Rolad: Splendid, now, there's a good dwarf!

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
2

Elder Guard: As you wish.

2

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

2

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

2

Lord Ieuan Amlodd: Very well. Good luck.

2
  1. Archaic points remaining: %NUMBER_COMMA%
  2. Spend the archaic points in the original shop.
  3. Visit the new shop.
  4. Discard your archaic points.
2

Player: I see, thanks for the information.

2

Player: Thanks, goodbye.

2

Player: Never mind.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll go through!
  3. No, I'll stay here.
2

Garkor: We have to stop Glough! Get back to the Stronghold and warn the king before it's too late! I'll get the rest of the 10th squad together and we'll meet you there.

2

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

2

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

2

Gujuo: I am tired Bwana, I must go and rest...

2

Shayzien Infiltrator: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

2

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 7 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

2
  1. There's a free space, do you want to join?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
2

Lovada: Here you go.

2

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. It's very nice.
  3. When did you add it?
  4. What do you feed them?
2

Malak: Lord Drakan.

2

Watson: I still need a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2
  1. Trade in 1x Bruma torch for 50x burnt pages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

2

Player: I will. It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

2

Scout: No, you may go.

2

Jimmy Dazzler: Here take this, you might find it useful

2

Player: Yes, I'd like to get Mimic challenges.

2

Player: Sure.

2
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
2

Drunken Dwarf: 'Ave a good 'un buddy!

2

Sack: Sniggersnigger.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Do you have any of my items?
  4. No thank you.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Apothecary: Quick, get this to Jack. If I know the man at all, he wouldn't have sent someone else to do this if his cat wasn't seriously ill.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How am I doing so far?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Where are you?
  5. Got any tips for me?
  6. Nothing really.
2

Duradel: You're still hunting wyrms; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

2

Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

2

Hosa: I've had this lamp for a while, but it'll serve you more good than it does for me.

2

Juna: Here you go.

2
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Odd Old Man: Come and see me if you lose either one, I have plenty more!

2

Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?

2

Death: Perhaps we should just talk instead.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Where can you take me?
  4. I'd like to buy a ticket.
  5. I have to go.
2

Player: That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.

2

Player: Well that is a risk I will have to take.

2
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
2

Biblia: Here you go.

2
  1. You will not get the upgrade kit back.
  2. Okay, remove the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

2

Player: I don't think I'll make much headway along that icy slope without some spiked boots...

2

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Player: Ok, thanks.

2
  1. Pay 60,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 60,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Rune Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

2
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Dondakan the Dwarf: No no, thank you! After all these years, the riddle of the rock has finally been cracked!

2

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

2

Gardener Gunnhild: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

2

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

2

Player: Okay, take care Golrie.

2

Unferth: Before you go, I found the strangest thing. There was a package left under the bed, it's addressed to you.

2

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

2
  1. Pay 5 jangerberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Really place the arrow into the door?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Gujuo: I have to collect herbs now Bwana...

2

Daga: Here, have this!

2
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Eblis: Don't forget to come back here when you have collected all four diamonds.

2
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

2

Spirit tree: Hello gnome friend. Where would you like to go?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. Bye!
2
  1. Create a blisterwood flail?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Sedridor: Well done.

2

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

2
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

2

Rock Golem: I'm confused. It takes incredible skill to smith anything from my ore, yet the items you'd get are terribly mediocre.

2

Squirrel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

2

Player: I should return to Lletya and let the others know what I've discovered.

2

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Waterfall Dungeon.

2

Player: Sounds good, see you there.

2

Irena: Okay, that's all the skills I can teach you!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in Molch.

2

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

2

Wise Old Man: Have fun with it.

2
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls on Death Plateau.

2

Player: Do you know a raccoon called Dufresne?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
  4. Clockwork toy
2
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
2

Player: I'll go look for those for you then!

2

Player: Hello, King Narnode.

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

2

Kangai Mau: You have??? Many thanks brave adventurer! Here, have some freshly cooked Karamjan fish, caught specially by my tribe.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

2

Ticket goblin: Just board the train and wait for it to travel to Keldagrim.

2

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

2

Gerrant: Aha! Here it is! Take this slime, mix it with some Harralander and water and you'll have the Blamish Oil you need for treating your fishing rod.

2

Thorgel: Here you go.

2

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

2

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

2

Hazelmere: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

2

Praistan Ebola: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

2

Player: Y-yes your highness.

2

Larry: All right, keep calm. One growth spurt coming up.

2
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
2

Mandrith: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
2

Lumbridge Guide: Greetings, adventurer. I am Phileas, the Lumbridge Guide. I am here to give information and directions to new players. Is there anything I can help you with?

2

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2
  1. Squeeze through incredibly tight crevice?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
2

Butler: Your goods, sir.

2

Colonel Grimsson: No one will believe that drunken fool now!

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2

Player: Thanks! See you around!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
2

Player: What the... ?

2

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2

Auguste: For all your hard work, I give you this jacket and cap for future ballooning adventures.

2

Piles: Here you go.

2

Jossik: Wow! It's an Unholy Book of Zamorak! I thought these things had all vanished! Well, it's all yours, I hope you appreciate it.

2

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

2
  1. Combine the Vorkath's head with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
2

Bob: Good luck %USERNAME%.

2

Launa: Be careful.

2

The Face: Here you go.

2

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

2
  1. Do you wish to dismantle this sword?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
2

Imiago: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

2

Romeo: Her cousin and I are getting on well though. Thanks for your help.

2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
2

Wise Old Man: Don't be so sure.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
  5. Clockwork toy
2

Ernest: Of course, of course.

2

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2

Player: Yeah, OK, here you go.

2

Cook: Well done.

2

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Brimhaven.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

2

Genie: Here, have this.

2

Freaky Forester: You get some money for your help, many thanks!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I find monkey remains?
  3. Where do I find a magical monkey talisman?
  4. I'll be back later.
2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

2

Ceril Carnillean: No, no, thank YOU! Feel free to stop by anytime adventurer!

2

Sandwich lady: Hey, I didn't say you could have that!

2

Sedridor: No... there are others... whom I will tell of your authorisation to visit that place. When you speak to them, they will know you, and grant you access to that place when asked.

2

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

2

Player: Hey... The symbol of the 'Dorgeshuun' tribe looks just like the symbol on the brooch I found.

2
  1. Start the Mourning's End Part II quest?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Abbot Langley: Here you go.

2

Boot: I don't believe it's exactly easy to get to though...

2

Player: No, I'm really too busy.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Zooknock: The range at which I will be able to sustain it is limited. I cannot ensure it will be effective off the atoll.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine - I don't want anything too tough.
  3. Stop checking my combat level - I can take anything!
2

Charles: Very well done, take this.

2

Bartender: Nicely solved!

2

Gujuo: I must visit my people now...

2

Operator: You haven't any blasted ore to deposit.

2

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Crazy Archaeologists %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some avantoe for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Player: Thanks Avan.

2

Gardener Ghost: Got it right 'ere in my pocket. Here you go.

2

Thessalia: Fantastic! You should be a model!

2

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

2

Miles: Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

2

Tarn: Who? How did you get here? Never mind. I'll deal with you myself!

2

Player: Hello, little boy.

2

Player: Aarrhh! I'm covered in Beees!

2
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

2

Woman-at-arms (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

2

Player: Oooooookaaaaay....

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. Who are you?
2

Sylas: Anyway, I have removed the potion now and you may keep the helmet along with your rewards. Don't worry, it's quite harmless and the helmet should help you in your adventures.

2

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

2

Asteros Arceuus: Thank you friend. You'll find Mount Karuulm on the other side of Lovakengj. Please hurry.

2

Fairy Nuff: I believe he now resides in the Dark Wizard's tower near Falador, and %USERNAME%, please hurry. I fear the Queen doesn't have much time left!

2

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Sarachnis %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

2

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

2

King Vargas: That is all. I wish you luck as Regent. Speak to Ghrim if you require assistance.

2

Amy: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Player: No problem...I'll probably see you back at the Seers Village.

2

Amy: Please could you go see Tau, south east of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Marlo: Fabulous! Dad lives in the south-east of Varrock, west of Aubury's Rune Shop. His name's Yarlo. Old Man Yarlo, they call him.

2

Denulth: God speed friend! I would send some of my men with you, but none of them are brave enough to follow.

2

Vyrewatch: Impressive. Not many of you have the spine for it these days!

2

Marlo: Please could you go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Old Man Yarlo: I think that's everything - two stools, two tables, a chair, a bed and a carpet. Off you trot, young lady. I'll be here if you have any questions.

2

Player: I'll be ready for you whenever you want to take a shot Hammerspike...I'm not afraid of you! You're just a bully who can't fight his own battles.

2

Tassie Slipcast: Ok then, just use it on the wheel over there!

2

Apothecary: That's great! Many thanks friend...here's your breathing salts!

2
  1. Which outfit piece do you want?
  2. Mask.
  3. Top.
  4. Trousers.
  5. Boots.
  6. Gloves.
2

Player: I'm not falling for that... I'm not a fish! I've got more foresight than that.

2
  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: I'm great, thank you!

2

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Pollnivneach.

2

Rat Burgiss: ...

2

Curator Haig Halen: Good heavens! I'd never let you do such a dangerous thing.

2

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rimmington.
  3. Ardougne.
  4. Nowhere.
2

Eblis: Make sure to come and speak to me when you have retrieved all four diamonds.

2

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

2

Romeo: Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?

2

Surok Magis: Yes, yes, yes. Now off you go!

2

Player: Yes, sir! I'm on my way!

2

Aggie: Well dearie, you need a base for the paste. That's a mix of ash, flour and water. Then you need redberries to colour it as you want. Bring me those four items and I will make you some.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Status: 18 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Rick Turpentine: It is milord %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but he seems to be preoccupied.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

2
  1. Pay 4 baskets of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
2

Malak: As you wish. Come and see me when you have managed to kill Dessous.

2

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

2

Player: It's an important diplomatic trip I'm afraid so it has to go ahead. The first payment will be collected soon.

2

Player: Here's 200 Coins - chop my tree down please.

2
  1. What do you want to make?
  2. Spade
  3. Chisel
  4. Rope
  5. Tinderbox
2
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
2

Player: Very well, I'll go and see if your other brothers need anything...

2

Player: Well this didn't feel very heroic...

2

Amelia: Greetings and welcome to my seed shop. Do you want to buy some seeds?

2

Ava: You are also skilled enough that I'm rewarding you with the upgraded version right away. Congratulations.

2

Phillipa: It's a shame about Juliet...but perhaps we can meet up later?

2

Apothecary: Ok, that's all I can teach you. Many thanks for the diary.

2

Player: Fine thanks.

2

Blast Furnace Foreman: Feel free to use the furnace. Remember, you only need half as much coal as with a regular furnace.

2
  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: Perhaps I should setup the two-factor authentication system for my account. I'll be back!

2

Watchtower Wizard: You could start by checking out the ogre settlements around here. Tribal ogres often dislike their neighbours... In the meantime, I'll throw those fingernails out for you.

2

Rolayne Twickit (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

2

Sir Renitee: Ah, the great god Saradomin! May he smile on your house as you adorn it with his symbol!

2

Traiborn: Not a problem for a friend of Sir What's-his-face.

2

Drew: If ya need any more sand, please come back and use Sandstorm again.

2

Player: Carlem!

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

2

Chaeldar: I'll open the store for you.

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

2
  1. Status: 2 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!

2

Phoenix: One day I will burn so hot I'll become Sacred Ash.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Squirrel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. Could you tell me how to make an origami balloon?
2

Tool Leprechaun: Aye, top o' th' mornin' to ya! Are ye wantin' help with th' tool store?

2

Player: I don't think I should be putting that in there.

2

Auguste: I'm sure a fishing trawler will come by and give me a lift. Don't worry, I shall return.

2

Elkoy: Please help us get our orb back.

2

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

2

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

2
  1. Insert the library key?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Shipyard worker: Sorry to have kept you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
2

Assistant: I'm sorry, no weapons or armour may be worn to Entrana. Come back when you have laid them down.

2

Thessalia: WoooOOOooo! Hot stuff!

2

Player: Hitpoints please!

2

Sigmund The Merchant: Incredible! Your merchanting skills might even match my own! I have no choice but to recommend you to the council of elders!

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Revenants.

2

  1. Would you like to uncharge it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Tamayu: I will meet you in the village once you have helped my brothers and spoken to my father.

2

Make-over mage: Nothing! It's all fine! You seem alive anyway!

2

Hairdresser: Very well. Come back if you change your mind.

2

Player: Yes, I'll go do some quests or something...

2

Player: Yes, that sounds like a fair price.

2

Player: How are you doing today?

2

Hazeel: to join my fellow mahjarrat and regain my strength and powers. I shall return when I am ready to fight my enemies and much blood shall flow across these lands!

2

Rantz: You's person has too much junk for da flappy hat... Rantz keeps it insteads! ~ Rantz chuckles to himself. ~

2

:

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter the dungeon.
  3. Enter, and don't see this warning again.
  4. Stay out.
2
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
2
  1. Rune full helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Ned: Excellent! I'll meet you at the ship, then.

2

Dondakan the Dwarf: Of course, just a second, let me adjust my cannon again.

2

My Arm: Go see Burntmeat - he give good directions for getting there.

2

Player: Hello

2

Nieve: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Mandrith: Well done.

2

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% TzTok-Jad.

2

Duradel: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Savant: Yes, he would seem a likely bet. Savant out.

2

Katrine: You wanted to be ranked as a master thief didn't you? Well, I guess this just about ranks as good enough!

2

Vannaka: You're still hunting ice warriors; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Player: Wow! That would be great, buckets of sand direct to my bank, everday you say? That's great!

2
  1. Leave the Gnome Stronghold?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
2

Krystilia: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy a rune platebody now please?
  3. Thank you.
2

Beaver: Approximately 32,768 depending on his woodcutting level.

2

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Thessalia: Do you want to buy any fine clothes?

2

Hatius Cosaintus: Toodles.

2

Lieve McCracken: Oi, I'm Lieve McCracken and I say leave m' Kraken alone!

2

Chancy: Right. I'll meet you at the Dancing Donkey Inn in south east Varrock. Be lucky!

2

Player: Yes, ok.

2

Duradel: You're still hunting cave horrors; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Player: Perhaps I should use the needle with a piece of leather instead.

2

Grimgnash: Zzzzzz....zzzz....zzz...

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

2

Wanderer: Now go.

2

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen hat for your help, many thanks!

2

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

2

Player: Can I buy a rune platebody now please?

2

Burntmeat: Ohhh, Burntmeat not finished thinking yet. Maybe next time you come here I tell you.

2

Kaqemeex: Good luck to you, %USERNAME%.

2

Player: I really wish I would be warned about these things earlier...

2
  1. Remove the charges from this item?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. This will increase your coffer by %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Yes, sacrifice %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%.
  3. Cancel.
2

Doric: Good, the love of metal is a thing close to my heart.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I know what you mean, found anything recently?
  3. Can you tell me about your cape?
  4. Okay... I'll be going now.
2

Two-pints: See you later!

2

Player: Hey Red, hows it going?

2

Fayeth: I want one basket of apples for that.

2

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... It can hold down a boat or crush a goat, this object, you see, is quite heavy.

2

Player: Nothing really.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

2

Elena: Right. %USERNAME%, meet me by the pond. I could use your help with this.

2

Player: Okay, I'll be back as soon as I have it.

2

Dunstan: There you go, happy doing business with you!

2

Hosa: That's all very well, but I would lose face with my people if I were to actively assist someone who was not favoured.

2

Banker: What do you want meat bag?

2

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the Thermonuclear Smoke Devil %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

2

Sandwich lady: I'd best be going - lots more sandwiches to deliver!

2

Abigaila: I'm afraid I can't let you use my scrying ball now, dear. Clear out everything you're carrying, and make sure you're not sick or poisoned.

2

Elise: See you later.

2

Dominic Onion: You haven't started that dream I created for you. Can I help you with something?

2

Baby Chinchompa: Squeaka squeaka!

2

Gypsy Aris: Good luck, and may Guthix be with you!

2

Bert: Aye, give me a minute cause I be rushed off me feet!

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

2

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need 3 more free spaces in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

2

Player: Purchai!

2

Player: I'd like to review my Iron Man mode.

2

Player: That's a deal - I'll let you know when your cabbages are ready.

2

Player: Oh no, I definitely wouldn't try something like that...

2

Duradel: Like other giants, Fire Giants often wield large weapons, learn to recognise what kind of weapon it is and act accordingly.

2

Dallas Jones: Well keep at it. We need to get through these doors.

2

Master fisher: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

2

Ghost captain: A return trip to Dragontooth Island costs 25 ectotokens.

2

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. We currently require %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets. Do come back if you ever get any you'd be willing to donate.

2

Lyra: Yes, you have demonstrated that you have some moderate skills as a farmer. Take these seeds, and do with them what you will.

2
  1. Explorer's ring 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
2

Councillor Halgrive: And in recognition of your service to the public health of Ardougne, please accept this further 3000 coins as a reward.

2

Ellamaria: I want you to grow yellow orchids there.

2

Cosmic Being: around you might find some growing somewhere.

2

Fairy Queen: you find us in trying times, but please accept this magic lamp as a sign of our thanks.

2

Zanik: again!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the dismantling.
  3. Cancel.
2

Auguste: You don't have enough logs. You need ten normal logs.

2

Brother Kojo: The townsfolk will all be able to know the correct time now! Thank you so much for all of your help! And as promised, here is your reward!

2

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mammoths.

2

Ignatius Vulcan: I'm sure you'll look hot in that cape.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me?
  3. You must see some gruesome things?
  4. Why do they call you 'The Butcher'?
2

Player: Tell me about the prices of runes.

2

Ellamaria: One suggests you learn a little patience. These plants should not take long to grow - these patches have been filled with extremely fertile soil that was very expensive to import.

2

Kaqemeex: Different potions also require different Herblore levels before you can make them.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, that sounds great!
  3. No thanks.
2

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... They come from some time ago, from a land unto the east. Fossilised they have become, this small and gentle beast.

2

Zaff: Yes, of course, %USERNAME%. Here you are. Please bear in mind that this ring has no charges left with which to summon me, however.

2

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

2
  1. What do you want to ask about?
  2. Can you remind me how to catch implings again?
  3. Can I trade some jarred implings please?
  4. Do you have some spare equipment I can use?
2

Unferth: Thanks %USERNAME%.

2

Giant Squirrel: Watch it, I'll crush your nuts!

2
  1. Drop the Locating Crystal?
  2. Yes, I am sure.
  3. No, I've reconsidered, I'll keep it!
2

Lazim: You really are an idiot, aren't you? You dropped it in here when you left. Try not to lose it next time.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Thank you.
  3. I don't want Exchange collection reminders on login.
2
  1. Drop the Bone Key?
  2. Yes, I'll drop it.
  3. No, I'll keep the Bone Key.
2

Estate agent: Hmph. Come back when you have 5000 coins.

2

Barbarian: Ah, you come for fight, ja?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Balloon Bonanza.
  3. Nightly Dance.
  4. No action.
2

Savant: He has a secret training facility in the depths of Taverley dungeon. You'd better stock up on anything you might need %USERNAME%, it looks like we're heading to Taverley dungeon.

2

Player: No I've really had it with you, now scat!

2

Eluned: Perhaps another time, %USERNAME%.

2

Yanni Salika: I hear that some old timer from the Legends Guild keeps sending new recruits down there..only Zamorak knows why.

2

Jorzik: Only the top smiths are allowed in there!

2

Legends guard: They don't call it the Legends Guild for nothing you know! Best of luck if you intend to become a member!

2

Grand Exchange Clerk: We'll look for someone who wants to buy those items at your price, and we'll perform the trade. You can then collect the cash here, or at any bank.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to set up trade offers please.
  3. Can you help me with item sets?
  4. I'd like Exchange collection reminders on login, please.
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
2

Chaeldar: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Vannaka under Edgeville.

2

Skulgrimen: Hello again %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Come to see what's for sale?

2

Arianwyn: Until next time, %USERNAME%.

2

Dr Fenkenstrain: No!! I refuse to release you!! You must help me build another creature to destroy this dreadful mistake!!

2

Crone: The realm of the Fisher King is not quite of this reality. It is of a reality very close to ours though... Where it is easiest to cross, THAT is a point of realm crossing.

2

TzHaar-Ket-Yil: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-Xo-%USERNAME%?

2

Banker: This is an elven bank. The magic in this place allows you to access your account here in the western lands.

2

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 9 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

2

Aubury: Remember, I will buy any runes you craft from you that you need to sell.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I use the Grand Exchange?
  3. Please wait...
  4. Can you help me with item sets?
  5. I'd like Exchange collection reminders on login, please.
  6. I'm fine, thanks.
2
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a dragonfruit tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Player: I need some equipment.

1

Player: Hi, I...

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please, I'm so excited!
  3. Quiz shows are stupid. Go away.
1

Death: Would you like me to remind you about gravestones?

1

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Is there anything I can do for you?
  3. Could you check my items for junk, please?
  4. I'd just like to ask you something.
1

Player: Thank you. I'll try to get the potion and build you a coffin here.

1

Horacio: Here, have this.

1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wooden planks
  3. Oak planks
  4. Teak planks
  5. Mahogany planks
  6. More...
1

Demon butler: Master, I dearly wish that I could perform your instruction in full, but alas, I can only carry 26 items.

1
  1. Status: 28 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Hooknosed Jack: I did now get to it.

1

Smokin' Joe: Try the stairs into the basement of the 'Laughing Miner'. A grand watering hole it is.

1

Oneiromancer: your knowledge!

1

Savant: Let's worry about that later; Go get Solus!

1

Sir Amik Varze: Now that you are a White Knight I should perhaps explain a little about how our system works.

1
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Demon butler: Mistress, I have returned with what you asked me to retrieve.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Oh, jolly well done! Your performance will need to be evaluated by Sir Vey personally, but I don't think it's going too far ahead of myself to welcome you to the team!

1

Achietties: Shield of Arrav, Lost City, Merlins' Crystal and Dragon Slayer quests.

1

Ulsquire Shauncy: Ah, hello again, what can I do for you now?

1

Pillory Guard: You're under arrest! I've come to lock you up.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
1

Player: Hello there!

1

Soldier (tier 1): Remember, if you lose, you'll probably drop some items, and you probably won't get them back again. Just run away if you want to stop the fight.

1

Soldier (tier 2): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 1 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

1

Player: Wow, thanks!

1
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
1

Player: Thanks... I'll see what I can find.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like a haircut please.
  3. I'd like a shave please.
  4. No thank you.
1

Player: I'd like a shave please.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Un-note: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm fine thanks.
  3. Do you have any more kittens?
1

Player: Can I have more locator orbs, please?

1

Player: Let's go.

1
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Attack.
  3. Strength.
  4. Defence.
  5. Hitpoints.
  6. Another wish.
1

Player: No problem!

1
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Leave it there.
1

Nieve: I'll meet you back at the Grand Tree, %USERNAME%.

1

Bolongo: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. You haven't collected your rewards!
  2. Stay and collect the rewards.
  3. Abandon the rewards and leave.
1

The Face: You should find her below in the pits.

1
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
1
  1. Agree to pay 22,000 coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see the general store please?
  3. Can I see the building store please?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1

Player: I'll try the Mind Bomb.

1
  1. Would you like to squeeze into this crevice?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks!
1
  1. Climb out of dangerous mining trial.
  2. Yes, I'll try to climb out.
  3. No thanks, I think there's something else I can do.
1

Jofridr Mordstatter: Hello there. Would you like to see the goods I have for sale?

1

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

1

Soldier (tier 3): To the arena!

1

Francis: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Historian Minas: You're welcome!

1

Bolongo: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Player: Good day.

1

Player: That doesn't sound too hard, leave it with me.

1

Shayda: Great! Since working on that statue, everyone wants a miniature - very handy for business!

1

Trufitus: Most excellent Bwana! You have returned all the herbs to me and, I can finish the preparations for the potion, and at last divine with the gods.

1

Trufitus: Many blessings on you! I must now prepare, please excuse me while I make the arrangements.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white berries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

1

Krystilia: You've got to do the task in the Wilderness.

1

Player: So can I pass through that barrier now?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know of anything I can do in Morytania?
  3. And you. See you later.
1

Vanstrom Klause: Shall we begin?

1

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

1

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

1

Lady Servil: Please do. My family is wealthy and can reward you handsomely. I'll be waiting here for you.

1

Player: What's that ladder next to the altar for?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Garkor: We'll keep the breach secure, %USERNAME%. You should head to the crash site to make sure Glough is dealt with, once and for all.

1

Larry: No, they only know mine. That agility course really stank up the suit and seems to have covered your scent. You might want to consider bathing soon.

1

Player: I seek more answers.

1

Player: Do you foresee any problems?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'll stay with the one I chose first.
  3. Yes, I'd like to change my choice.
1

Player: Please, I won't cause any trouble.

1

Guard: Mind your tongue human. Our great city may be lost to us but that doesn't give you an excuse to talk like that.

1

Squirrel: Aargh - they're out!

1
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Oneiromancer: Well done.

1

Sanfew: Thank you, adventurer!

1

Taylor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Nikkie: I want 15 papaya fruits for that.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have one council member left to protect!

1

Hazelmere: Blah, blah?

1

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I have.
  3. No, I'm not interested in that.
1

Cecilia: Select the song I asked you to play, and speak to me again.

1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1

Lord Kandur Hosidius: Thank you friend. I suggest you begin your search by talking to my family and servants. One of them might know where Artur has gone.

1

Fortunato: Aaaah...say no more sir, I have some in specially.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What are you doing out here?
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white lillies for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That seems reasonable.
  3. Not right now.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Arceuus
  3. Hosidius
  4. Lovakengj
  5. I want the colours you're wearing.
  6. MORE
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

1

Ivan Strom: Now, please. I'd like to be alone.

1
  1. Enter the laboratory? The door is notorious for getting jammed.
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Brother Omad: Dum dee do la la! *hiccup* That was some party!

1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I collect the items from that gravestone now?
  3. No, I want to talk about something else.
1
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Latlink Fastbell: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Murphy: Great, I'll take us back in.

1

Prissy Scilla: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: Yes, I know what I'm doing.

1

Ulsquire Shauncy: Great! Well done my friend!

1

Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Arianwyn: Welcome back %USERNAME%. While you were gone, I filled Baxtorian in on everything that has happened. I also took the liberty of calling the others here, so that we can discuss our next move.

1

Prospector Percy: Git back ter work, ye young varmint! There's treasure in them walls, and it's not gonna mine itself while ye stand here yappin'.

1

Player: Pet.

1

Player: Is it true a level 3 skiller caught one of your siblings?

1

Player: What's up with all that squirrel fur? I guess fleas need a home too.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Ewesey: Here you go.

1

Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Glough: Hahahaha!

1

Kalphite Queen: Your pitiful misplaced confidence is irrelevant. You will all die!

1
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!

1

Player: Okay, I'll try to be.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Well, in fact I plan to map that area myself.
  3. Are you calling me foolish?
  4. What do you do here?
  5. Have you seen any natives in the jungle?
  6. Ok thanks.
1

Player: Sigh...

1

Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

1

Lord Kandur Hosidius: Yes. I'll make sure it's well looked after. Now as for that reward I promised.

1

Clay golem: I cannot remember. The shock of seeing a human being killed wiped the details of the incident from my memory.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 27 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Zavistic Rarve: And I'm starting to think that Sithik may be involved. Here, take this potion and give some to Sithik. It'll bring on a change which should solicit some answers - tell him the effects won't revert until he's told the truth.

1

Captain Khaled: Watch yourself, if the guards catch you carrying hot goods they'll throw you in the brig.

1

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

1
  1. Do you wish to pass through the flames?
  2. Yes - I know I'll get hurt.
  3. No way!
1
  1. Drop your key for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How have things been for you recently?
  3. What do you know about this place?
  4. Can you tell me any more about the Sleeper Plague?
  5. I'd better get going.
1

Snowflake: Now, let us thank you for bringing us together, for saving our lives and for marrying us...

1

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

1

Player: Great, thanks a lot!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Ok I'll get your supplies.

1

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

1

Cook: Yes. I thought that there was a page missing from the cookbook because it seemed so easy, but it turns out it really IS that easy!

1

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1

Savant: Any time, %USERNAME%. Over and out.

1

Player: That's a good idea. There are plenty of feathers around here. I'll see what I can do.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't have the dagger.
  3. I haven't slayed Viyeldi yet.
  4. I have something else in mind!
  5. I have to be going...
1

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select a word.
  2. Caldar
  3. Nahudu
  4. Agrith-Naar
  5. Camerinthum
  6. Tarren
1
  1. Recolour your Graceful boots?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
1

Elena: Don't forget this.

1

Arianwyn: Crystal dust? Interesting. Well I have an old crystal here that you can use. It will need grinding up though.

1

Lord Iorwerth: Indeed. Have a read through and see what you think. Once you have, let me know if you have any questions.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Selena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Can you teach me about Canoeing?
1

Oneiromancer: No you do not! Begone!

1

Don't Know What: ... (Don't Know What silently lets you in.)

1

Demon butler: I am at thy command, my master.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Scorpia %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Player: Hey Pete what you doing here?

1
  1. Rumble - choose a difficulty mode.
  2. Normal
  3. Hard
  4. Customisable - normal
  5. Customisable - hard
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you doing here?
  3. I'm looking for a quest.
  4. Nothing thanks.
1

Tomas Lawry: Excellent. The Saviours of Kourend must have their headquarters somewhere nearby. You should ask around town and see if anyone knows where they are. Good luck.

1
  1. Remove your advert?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Candle maker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Your magical prowess... it is most impressive.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any jobs for me yet?
  3. Can you explain the Gaze of Saradomin to me?
  4. Can I buy some armour?
  5. Can I switch respawns please?
  6. Goodbye.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: I'll get to it right away.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Bury it anyway
  3. Keep it
1

Thurgo: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: Let's do this.

1

Ruantun: Yesss, of courssse... There you are, put it to good usssse...

1

Vanescula Drakan: Oh I'm counting on it...

1

Player: It's a surprise! Follow me.

1

Player: Thanks, that's very nice of you!

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a maple tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Player: I can't attack the head guard here! There are too many witnesses around to see me do it! I'd have the whole of Brimhaven after me! Besides, if he dies I want the promotion!

1
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Some plant cure.
  3. A bucket of compost.
  4. A rake.
  5. A plant pot.
  6. (See more items)
1

Heskel: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Lady Shauna Piscarilius: Now get lost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read the message on the wall?
  3. Investigate the outline of the door.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Fossil Island.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. * Herblore *
  3. * Agility *
  4. * Thieving *
  5. --- Go to Skill Menu 1 ----
1

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 12,000 coins deposited first.

1

Fairy Godfather: Grazie infinite! I will give-a dem to da healing fairy. Da Queen Bee, she will-a soon be strong again!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you move my house please?
  3. Can you redecorate my house please?
  4. Could I have a Construction guidebook?
  5. Tell me about houses!
  6. Tell me about that skillcape you're wearing.
1

Estate agent: Where would you like it moved to?

1

Player: Thanks, I'll try that!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

1
  1. Remove the fang from the trident?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Juna: You will need to empty both of your hands first.

1

Ivan Strom: Rotten luck! The bridge is out. Do you think there's a way over?

1

Vampyre Juvinate: And what do we have here? Looks like some fresh Myreque meat!

1

Vampyre Juvinate: Ha, ha, ha, time to disappear and rejuvenate!

1

Cornelius: Hey it's the hero! Thank you so much for saving us from Gadderanks. And the town is looking lovely as well. You've done a great job!

1

Player: No!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1

Malignius Mortifer: A pleasure doing business with you, %USERNAME%.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1

Prospector Percy: Oi, git yerself out of that hole! It's not safe in there.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Stop being so impatient, %USERNAME%. They'll grow in their own good time - come back later.

1

Daero: You know the routine...

1

Tenzing: No milk today! Thank you!

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Seed dibber
  3. Watering can
  4. Secateurs
  5. More...
1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Freaky Forester: You get lederhosen legs for your help, many thanks!

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Robert the Strong.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Akthanakos: It'll be a pleasure to fight you once more...

1

Parroty Pete: Oh, thank you! We're ever so busy here at the Zoo.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cadantine for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Player: Right, 5 Blood runes, 10 Lava runes and 10 Mist runes.

1

Lyra: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Zambo: Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja island.

1

Jossik: Hello again, adventurer. What brings you this way?

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some dwarf weed. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Dunstan: No problem.

1

Watson: I have a master clue scroll for you, but you already have one to complete! Finish it or discard it, I don't care which.

1
  1. Really teleport to the Myths' Guild?
  2. No.
  3. Yes.
  4. Yes, and don't ask me again.
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1

Player: Hang on a sec...

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
1

The Collector: It's beautiful, isn't it?

1

Player: I can't wait to see the displays once they are finished.

1

Player: Indeed.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay.
  3. I need to do something else for a bit.
1

Make-over mage: Woah!

1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

1

Player: Yes, please.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You even defeated TzTok-Jad, I am most impressed! Please accept this gift. Give cape back to me if you not want it.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You not lucky. Maybe next time, JalYt.

1

Ayesha: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Denulth: Well done citizen! We will reward you by training you in attack!

1

Denulth: You are now an honorary member of the Imperial Guard!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. OK, sounds good.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Tenzing: Was there anything else?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

General Khazard: Don't worry if you lose it, I can always get more to replace it.

1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to the fleet?

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get wax from?
  3. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  4. See you!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. How do I claim the rewards?
  5. Bye!
1

Tegid: I suppose it is.

1

Tegid: What? Oh well, if it's a matter of that much importance, I suppose you can borrow one...

1

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: Here, have the shtupid schematic, I've gone right off my drink now.

1
  1. Do you wish to tear it out?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting TzHaar; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you any interesting news?
  3. Do you know where I could find any treasure?
  4. How do I get a medallion?
1

Curator Haig Halen: Unfortunately, you haven't passed your Earth Science exams so you aren't qualified to help us on the dig. If you're interested, visit the Exam Centre on the Dig Site to the east and talk to the examiners there.

1

Examiner: Why don't you use the resources here? There are books and the researchers, and you could even ask other students who are also studying for these exams.

1

Elstan: I want 10 curry leaves for that.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

1
  1. Dismantle Magic fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Gileth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Trossa: Can I help you, traveller?

1

Commander Montai: Please be as quick as you can, I don't know how much longer we can hold out.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine - I can handle any task.
  3. In future, please don't give anything too tough.
1

Larxus: There's a ladder for a reason.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Chemist: Well done, have this.

1
  1. Status: 23 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Oronwen: Hello, can I help?

1

Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 coins please.

1

Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Treznor: I want one basket of oranges for that.

1

Jade: Greetings warrior, how may I help you?

1

Player: ...

1

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

1

Player: Yes. I'll pay the ten gold.

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.
  3. Oh, I'd better go back and get it.
1

Player: No, sorry.

1

Cave monk: The only exit from the caves below is a portal which leads only to the deepest wilderness!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Charge the scythe
  3. Uncharge the scythe
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I'd like to go to Brimhaven.

1

Vigroy: You need 200 coins to travel to Brimhaven.

1

Unferth: Hmph.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need an iron dagger, smithed by you.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some cadantine. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Culinaromancer: You will regret following me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Okay, will do.

1
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Camerinthum!

1
  1. Agility: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  2. Accept
  3. Choose again
1

Player: I'll take the colourful ones!

1

Player: Tell her to get stuffed.

1

Embalmer: Have you got the sap I asked for?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is there to do in the Wizards' Guild?
  3. What are the requirements to get in the Wizards' Guild?
  4. What do you do in the Guild?
  5. Can you help me more?
1

Betty: Don't forget to dilute it in something like tea or coffee.

1
  1. Do you want to turn the smoke overlay off?
  2. Yes, hide the smoke overlay.
  3. No, leave it on.
1

Jungle forester: You're welcome! See you around...

1

Hellcat: Well done, that's all the chores finished!

1

Player: What a cute puppy, how nice to meet you.

1

Eadgar: Well, I suppose I do keep getting captured by the trolls and thrown in prison...But they always release me in the end, I'm far too old and skinny for their tastes.

1

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I need to go?
  3. Can I go for a ride now?
  4. Do I have to pay every time I use the carts?
  5. I'll get on with it.
1

Player: Well, that must have been the 'bad man' that the troll kid was on about... His parents must be up ahead somewhere.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm in search of a quest.
  3. Do you have anything to trade?
  4. What do you do?
1

Student: Oh great! Thanks!

1
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Strength *
  3. * Attack *
  4. * Defence *
  5. --- More ---
1
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Hitpoints *
  3. * Magic *
  4. * Ranged *
  5. --- Previous ---
1

Co-ordinator: human, you will need to be holding your dramen staff to activate the rings. Now I must get back to work, there is so much to do and so few fairies left to do it.

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Two
  4. All
1

Juna: Perhaps you should empty your hands before you begin.

1

Lucien: You don't want to attack me. I am your friend.

1

Ambassador Gimblewap: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Ambassador Ferrnook: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Elder Chaos druid: I charge 50 coins for exchanging each banknote.

1

Player: I'll see you there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do I have to do in this room?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Got any tips that may help me?
  5. Thanks, bye!
1

Yanni Salika: That's a great tattered scroll. Here's 100 coins for it.

1

Yanni Salika: That's a great crumpled scroll. Here's 100 coins for it.

1

Yanni Salika: That's a great Locating Crystal. Here's 500 coins for it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Straven: Get a copy of the Varrock Herald. If we have any positions right now, they'll be advertised in there.

1

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

1

Player: I'll go and ask his squire and see if I can find one.

1
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I'll take it.
  3. Sorry doc, that's too much.
1

Professor Imblewyn: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Ambassador Spanfipple: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Player: No.

1

Askeladden: Sure, have as many as you like. I've plenty more!

1

Elstan: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Arnold Lydspor: No way can I send items to bank for you with great big trolls outside! You save Colony, then Arnold open bank for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you do?
  3. Tell me about your previous jobs
  4. You're hired!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've heard you've got some cool treasures in this place.
  3. Any suggestions for where I can go thieving?
  4. Where's the Black Arm Gang hideout?
1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 120 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Squire: Thank you very much! As I say, the best place to start should be with Reldo...

1

Reldo: They tend to keep to themselves, and they tend not to tell people they're descendants of the Imcando, which is why people think the tribe is extinct. However...

1

Reldo: ... you could try taking them some redberry pie. They REALLY like redberry pie. I believe I remember a couple living in Asgarnia near the cliffs on the Asgarnian southern peninsula.

1
  1. Really place the rune into the door?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Mazion: You're very strange, but if it means I get rid of the horrid thing...

1

Player: Ok thanks for your help.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Larry: You can't wear a cape inside the suit, it might get caught.

1

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

1

Gertrude: Hello, my dear. How's things?

1

Gertrude: Well okay, but they're all just as cuddly as each other.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

The Face: Step away from that manhole, you've no business down there.

1
  1. Status: 5 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Remove the quest hall?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Brian O'Richard: Amazing, you made it so far!

1

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

1

Curator Haig Halen: Yes, certainly. Please hand over the shield.

1

Player: Okay, the mixture is all over the bricks. I need some way to ignite this compound.

1

Wood Dryad: Heehee, what a strange question, that's because I'm a Wood Dryad.

1
  1. The spell currently gives SOFT leather.
  2. Switch to HARD leather.
  3. Soft leather is fine.
1
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
1

Eblis: can't be any more help than that.

1

Col. O'Niall: Don't mention it.

1

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

1
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

1

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Kitten: I'm 8 months old.

1

Solztun: Stay safe, adventurer.

1

Player: Right, oak planks, steel nails, hammer, spade, east of Rellekka. Got it.

1

Gunnjorn: Sure. Here you go.

1

Dunce: Goodbye.

1

Chamber guardian: Good, good, I hope you have chosen well. I will now present you with a magic staff. This, along with the cape awarded to you by your chosen god, are all the weapons and armour you will need here.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add the Tear to the sword?
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fossil Island
  3. Have you any interesting news?
  4. Do you know where I could find any treasure?
  5. How do I get a medallion?
1

Archaeological expert: Thanks for your help; your sharp eyes have spotted what many have missed. Here, take this gold as your reward.

1

Cook: I simply won't take no for an answer!

1

Gypsy: %USERNAME%, you must help me defeat this evil!

1

Player: Okay. I'll go and find them then.

1

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

1

Player: Clues and challenges?

1

King Vargas: I hear that the Etceterians are also grateful for your help, and have pledged some of their resources.

1

Gorhak quo Narga: Greetings human.

1

Leo: Here, I'll take you back to where I found you, and give you your reward.

1

Player: Um, yes, very nice. Lots of... trees and stuff.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in Keldagrim.

1

King Roald: Very good. My advisor, Aeonisig, will teleport you back. The best of luck to you.

1

Historian Minas: Sounds like magic to me! I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 21, the first display of the 5th Age.

1
  1. Really abandon your raid?
  2. Cancel.
  3. Abandon raid.
1

Player: Thank you. I will make sure she's given a proper burial now.

1

Robin: Here you go.

1

Bartender: No problemo. That'll be 2 coins.

1

Player: I think I should maybe catch my own.

1

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Natalidae Shadum: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Cam the Camel: *makes camel noises*

1

Player: Have you ever seen a blue panda before?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Planks please!
  3. What kind of planks can you make?
  4. Can I buy some housing supplies?
  5. Nothing, thanks
1

Sawmill operator: What kind of planks do you want?

1

Afflicted(Razmire): ~ This person doesn't make any sense at all. ~

1

Woodsman tutor: As you get better and better you'll find that you can chop trees such as Maple and Yew! These are very good for firemaking.

1

Herman Caranos: Yes, please hurry!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Torrell: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: Stay here and I'll be right back. Try not to move. Or go near any open flames.

1

Soldier: You don't want to go down there, mate! The lizardman shamans are lethal, and our soldiers want only the most trustworthy troops on the battlefield.

1

Player: Thanks, Emily.

1

Eluned: I'm afraid you don't have enough money.

1

Islwyn: Sounds like we're done here. Let's get moving.

1

Noranna Tytanin: As you wish. Once I convert these shards, I will send them to your bank. How many would you like me to convert?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Red: No, I don't believe I have.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Two jobs? That's got to be tough.
  3. So what have you invented?
  4. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Frog prince: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you care about Drezel anyway?
  3. Do I get a reward for this?
  4. I'll get going.
1
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
  5. Clockwork mouse
  6. Clockwork cat
1

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Leave at once. Do not attempt to interact with myself or my people.

1

Achietties: I'm sure you have relevant contacts to find out about that.

1

Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.

1

Cook: Hello friend, how is the adventuring going?

1

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

1

Wounded soldier: Cheers. When I get back on my feet, there's gonna be one sorry lizardman out there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to ask you something about yourself.
  3. I'll go talk to her.
1

Player: I'll go talk to her.

1

Ellen: That's all the training I can give you. I hope you find it useful.

1

Wizard Akutha: I don't know if I can trust you with any of my supplies...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Lava dragon bones.
  6. Bye!
1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen top for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
1

Guildmaster Jane: Fair enough. Come back when you want another one.

1

Gypsy: Well you could try asking some of the other goblins in their village for ideas. You should be able to find it just to the North of Falador, unless they've decided the sky is the wrong colour there or something.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take them back to the bank
  3. Thanks
1

Ellena: I want 15 papaya fruits for that.

1

Ikkle Hydra: Nasty! I don't want to do that again.

1

Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing. If you want to cross here, you must pay me 20 gold pieces first!

1

City guard: Hur, hur. The imp has done it! This is what you be needing...

1
  1. Read message on wall?
  2. Yes, I'll read it.
  3. No, I won't read it.
1

Dallas Jones: While you're doing that, I'm going to take a copy of this map.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'd rather not.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll read it.
  3. No, I don't want to read that.
  4. Search further...
1

Koschei the Deathless: They went on ahead, you should catch up. I'll cover the rear.

1

Merlin: Galahad now lives a life of religious contemplation. He lives somewhere west of McGrubor's Wood I think.

1

Player: Wonderful. Well, I guess I'll have to see what I can do.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  4. Bye!
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1

Brian O'Richard: Well you didn't do too badly, but you didn't make it nearly as far as others have.

1

Player: You too, your highness!

1

Player: So be it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. I'm good, thanks.
1

Krystilia: Yeah? What do you want?

1

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

1

Player: You pick the gnome's pocket.

1

Savant: Savant out.

1

Gypsy: Good work %USERNAME%! I think that will be the last we'll see of him! You'd better come back now.

1

Player: Nope. Just thought I'd say hi.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'll come back later.
1

Imiago: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Broken Handz: If you'd like to see someone fighting Zulrah, feel free to borrow my telescope.

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Magic Instructor: Prepare yourself!

1

Rowdy dwarf: Get OUT of my WAY!

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

1

Player: Great, I'll be back once I've found that hammer.

1

Estate agent: Thank you. Go through the Rimmington house portal and you will find your house ready for you to start building in it.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some kwuarm for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Meteora: Sure, yeah, gimmie it yo.

1
  1. Would you like to make a Lunar helm?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Bardur: Perhaps I misjudged you, exile. Best of luck on your adventure.

1

Ranged combat tutor: There you go! Your ammo will now automatically be equipped when you pick it up.

1

Player: Ok make me some blue dye please.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's Lady Ithell's clue?
  3. What's Lady Meilyr's clue?
  4. I'd like to ask you something about yourself.
  5. I'll be back later.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's Lady Meilyr's clue?
  3. I'd like to ask you something about yourself.
  4. I'll be back later.
1

Lady Kelyn Ithell: I guess you'll be wanting me to help defend the Underground Pass then? Well don't worry, I was planning on joining you anyway. With this new knowledge, I can be an even bigger help.

1

Tangleroot: I am Tangleroot!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll have a beer then.
  3. I'll not have anything then.
1

Player: On second thoughts, you seem to have everything I know covered here!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, teach me something in those skills.
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Take a map of the Museum.
  3. Find out about the Dig Site exhibit.
  4. Find out about the Timeline exhibit.
  5. Find out about the Natural History exhibit.
  6. Find out about Kudos.
1

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm near Falador!

1

Player: Hello. Can I get a ride on your ship?

1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

1

Dunce: Nope, you're not the one the teacher wanted me to find!

1

Bob: Good luck.

1

Auguste: %USERNAME%, it has been a privilege flying with you.

1
  1. Are sure you want to make the Ferocious Gloves?
    (This will make them untradeable)
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Genie: I hadn't thought of that. I just read that a lot of the most powerful beings are collecting soles these days. I haven't really got many yet though. You provided me with an opportunity to expand my collection.

1

Commander Connad: You've won...

1

Commander Connad: I've got my hand on something!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That sounds great.
  3. I don't need it, thanks.
1

Player: How are you actually walking on land?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

1

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1
  1. Tangleroot: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sir Renitee: There you go.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Shamus: or some such. There would probably be a good place for an elephant like yer to be starting looking I reckon.

1

Player: Ok...

1

Emerald Benedict: Got anything you don't want to lose?

1

Player: Hi Lokar, can you take me back to your ship?

1

Straven: Go talk to our man Alfonse, the waiter in the Shrimp and Parrot.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, make me some yellow dye please.
  3. I don't think I have all the ingredients yet.
  4. I can do without dye at that price.
  5. Where do I get onions?
  6. What other colours can you make?
1

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

High Priest: No thank you, I am not accepting donations for the church at this time.

1

Player: Okay!

1

Player: Ooooh... my head...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What exactly do you want me to do?
  3. Why do you talk like a pirate?
  4. So what do you make here anyway?
1
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Dismantle Tanzanite fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: No problem.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want you to stay this colour instead.
  3. Okay, carry on adopting the colour of altars.
1

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
1

Knight: Yes! Praise Saradomin! You...have been sent in...my hour of need. Please, take...this scroll to Sir Tiffy in Falador park... You should not...read it.

1
  1. The scroll is sealed. Do you still want to open it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Heskel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ents.

1

Player: Ok, I'll go see what I can find.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge 'Kharedst's Memoirs'
  3. Do nothing.
1

Blast Furnace Foreman: You! Get to work!

1

Ghommal: Your gear so strong. Me impressed.

1

Player: If Malak lied to me about it, he is going to pay!

1

Essyllt: Oh I'm going to enjoy this...

1

Player: You fail to pick the guard's pocket.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm really too busy.
  3. Okay.
1

Co-ordinator: Sorry, I don't have time for idle chit-chat, I need to send a fairy to get little Freddies tooth!

1

Player: I'm not climbing that without a good reason. I might scrape my lovely hands on the rough ladder.

1

Rosie: I want 25 coconuts for that.

1

Squire: Hi, how can I help you?

1

Straven: I dunno...

1

Player: With a little help from the Ring of Charos, he'll never know the difference.

1

Player: It's just crazy enough to work...

1

Gertrude: Here you go, look after her and thank you again!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw to inventory
  3. Transfer to bank
  4. Cancel
1

Captain Braindeath: Thanks, lass. We'd never have managed without ye!

1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Alan: I want 6 cadava berries for that.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: You will not defeat us this day! Come %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more about this 'make-over'.
  3. Sure, I'll pay 3,000 coins.
  4. Cool amulet! Can I have one?
  5. No thanks.
1

Player: Nothing...

1
  1. Activate the refinery?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Undor: Anyway, I'll get to work fixing the doors. You should head back to Lady Lovakengj and let her know that the problem has been solved.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rimmington.
  3. Brimhaven.
  4. Nowhere.
1
  1. Rune chainbody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Who's a good little evil cat then?

1

Monk: Greetings traveller.

1

Monk: Ok.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Hey, JalYt, you were in cave only a moment ago. You wait 2 minutes before going in again.

1

Vestri: Go to Hemenster and do us proud!

1

Oronwen: Of course I can, but I will need two pieces of silk and some bear fur.

1

My Arm: Dat okay, %USERNAME%. Come back anytime you like.

1

Player: Ok. Err...have a nice break.

1

Sir Amik Varze: Good luck! Let me know how you get on. Here's the dossier for the case, I've already given you the details.

1

Bill Teach: Sure ye can. Here.

1

Alice: Mysterious indeed, but in this case she actually looks pretty normal.

1
  1. Set Zul-Andra teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

1

Player: If I find him, I will pass it on.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: What? You're saying you want to respawn in Lumbridge? Are you sure?

1

Bonzo: The heroic-looking person who was fishing by the pipes has caught the biggest carp I've seen since Grandpa Jack used to compete!

1
  1. Pay 6 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Taria: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Gnome: Right, here you go. Now leave me to eat my crunchies in peace.

1

Gnome: Catching chompy birds? You mourners are weird. Anyway, if you don't need anything else I'd like to be left in peace.

1

My Arm: Okieday, My Arm know how to find it. It on coast near smelly fur-wearing human town you call Rellekka. See you in a bit.

1
  1. Trade in 1x Bruma torch for a supply crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sir Amik Varze: Absolutely right. Please accept this reward.

1

Player: Thank you very much.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some jangerberries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1

Nieve: Dust Devils use clouds of dust, sand, ash, and whatever else they can inhale to blind and disorientate their victims.

1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 3 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. What do we need for the monkey talisman?
1

Matthias: Don't worry; I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't upset it too much.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

1

Rock Golem: I have an idea for a song.

1
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
1

Hairdresser: It really suits you!

1

Kamfreena: Your time is up, please make your way to the exit.

1

Player: What...what is that?

1

Player: Er, time for me to be off, I think.

1

Player: How's your head feeling?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No
1

Player: Thanks Smith!

1

Katrine: Great! You'll find the Phoenix gang's weapon stash just next to a temple, due east of here.

1

Duke Horacio: Thank you very much, stranger. I am sure the head wizard will reward you for such an interesting find.

1
  1. Status: 6 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Ava: We'll need a magnet next, one with purely natural fields and made from a carefully selected iron bar. A firm impact when the iron is parallel to Gielinor's field will stabilise this field in the rod.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Reldo: I have a book around here somewhere with all of the details, why don't you see if you can find it. It's red if I remember right.

1

Lumo: Ouch. That must have hurt.

1

Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll go in!
  3. No thanks, I'll take a look around out here.
1

Lesser Fanatic: See you later.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do we make the chompys come?
  3. What are 'fatsy toadies'?
  4. Where do we put the fatsy toadies?
  5. What do you mean 'sneaky..sneaky, stick da chompy?'
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Thessalia: Totally cool! That outfit looks great!

1

Aubury: This... this is incredible. Please, give me a few moments to quickly look over this, and then talk to me again.

1

Aubury: My gratitude to you adventurer for bringing me these research notes. I notice that you brought the head wizard a special talisman that was the key to our finally unlocking the puzzle.

1

Aubury: ...no. I am getting ahead of myself. Please take this summary of my research back to the head wizard at the Wizards' Tower. I trust his judgement on whether to let you in on our little secret or not.

1

Witch: Go to the iron mine just north-east of Rimmington and hit the bar with a plain old smithing hammer while facing north. Then take your new magnet to Ava. Poor girl, having to deal with whippersnappers like you.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nice cape you're wearing!
  3. Thanks, bye.
1

Genie: I am a mighty and powerful genie. Why do you come here? Speak now or I'll have to think of something exceedingly nasty to do to you.

1
  1. Boss kill-counts are blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Unfilter them.
  3. Continue filtering them.
1

Essyllt: Hmm, fair enough.

1

Player: So what are we going to do about the Temple of Light?

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

General Bentnoze: It a deal then. Brown armour it is.

1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental mind shield.
  3. An elemental mind helm.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Bartender: So you're the fella that freed Azzanadra, huh? Fair play to ya. What will you have?

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Player: This time-travelling stuff just has me a little worn out ok?

1

Player: I'll leave you alone.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Challenge mode
  3. PvP challenge mode
1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cows.

1
  1. Return to the Temple of Light?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Oh dear, I hope he doesn't want me to buy one of his ridiculous fashion accessories. Those earmuffs he sells make heroic adventurers into a laughing stock.

1
  1. Dragon dagger
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Zooknock: Furthermore, you will not be able to attack whilst using this, so be careful. Perhaps when I refine my spells I could look into making this possible.

1

Player: Thanks for that!

1

Drew: I have %NUMBER_COMMA% of your buckets and you've ground enough sandstone for %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hour, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do I do here?
  3. Where do the machines come from?
  4. May I claim my tokens please?
  5. Bye!
1

Gardener Ghost: Well, oi s'pose oi've got 10 minutes to spare.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter anyway.
  3. Stay outside.
1

Estate agent: Certainly. My magic can rebuild the house in a completely new style! What style would you like?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Mysterious Old Man: I'm looking for %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Historian Minas: Quite worrying that it's just a bit of water keeping them there, but Saradomin will protect us I've no doubt. Thank you for the information, I'll get a display put up. Display number 23, 4th Age, year 1100-1200.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

1
  1. It's a trap! Do you want to try and disarm it?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Tea seller: Hey! Put that back! Those are for display only!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting spiritual creatures; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Fenkenstrain's Monster: Only one - please stop Fenkenstrain from carrying on his experiments, once and for all, so that no other poor soul has to endure suffering such as that of my people and I.

1

Player: Got to go, bye!

1

Silver merchant: Why not. I can't use it anyway. Try feeling its change in temperature as you walk around.

1

Player: Oh, I'm sure we can find a way!

1

Player: This room isn't a lot of use on its own... Maybe I can get extra help from the inside somehow... I wonder if any of the other players have found a way in.

1
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

1

Player: Yes, strange people. But interesting nonetheless.

1

Ned: Well done!

1

Zooknock: Is there anything else I can help you with, %USERNAME%?

1

Dimintheis: whenever lost, or if the owner has died. I will pledge these to you, and if you should lose them return to me, and they will be here.

1

Eniola: I will simply ask you to select a payment the old fashioned way my dear chap. To cancel, simply come talk to me again!

1

Void Knight: Hi, how can I help you?

1

Guildmaster: You'll have to speak to Oziach, the maker of rune armour. He sets the quests that champions must complete in order to wear it.

1

Fairy Fixit: Sure, as long as you have been given permission to use them. You should just be aware that using the fairy rings sometimes has strange results, the locations that you have been to may affect the locations you are

1

Player: Now I just need to get out of here and see Wizard Cromperty.

1

Head chef: Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. It's always great to have such an accomplished chef visit us. Say, would you be interested in a Skillcape of Cooking? They're only available to master chefs.

1

Head chef: Most certainly, by wearing this cape you'll never burn any food, I will have to ask for 99000 gold coins for such a privilege.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's much too expensive.
  3. Sure.
1

Head chef: Now you can use the title Master Chef.

1

Garth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Auguste: Once you've opened a route, it only costs 1 log of the corresponding type to travel there again, from any location you've already opened!

1

Fairy Godfather: Den whatta are you doing-a back here? Go and-a search for her!

1

Fairy chef: That's alright, honey. You look a bit thin anyway. Take it if you need it.

1

Player: Will do. I'll be back soon.

1

Gypsy: To protect our short angry friend from the culinaromancer's magics, I suggest that you seek out his father within the mountain tunnel that he guards.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: If I were you I would start by speaking to some of the other gardeners.

1

Player: I'm glad I could help.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is there to do in the Wizards' Guild?
  3. What are the requirements to get in the Wizards' Guild?
  4. What do you do in the Guild?
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Hassan: You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins.

1

Player: I will. See you later.

1
  1. This is a supercompostable item - are you sure?
  2. Yes, I want to use it to make normal compost.
  3. No, I don't want to waste it making normal compost.
1

Jarr: Hello!

1

Garkor: Good luck, %USERNAME%.

1

Cow: Hmm, interesting, there appears to be a human trying to talk to me. Is it aware that cows can't talk I wonder? Maybe if I just ignore it, it might go away.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Mori: He'll be in the Tower of Magic, north west of here.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: In any case, before the council and I meet with anyone from their camp, they will have to give our rock back.

1

Player: Yes, I've spoken to them before.

1

Logosia: Enough talk now, Shhhh!

1

Sylas: Yes, indeed! I also imagine poor Rupert never understood why his beard grew so alarmingly fast. Poor lad.

1

Jorral: Thanks for the help again. Feel free to browse the room next door!

1

Ceril Carnillean: Now take it and leave you scoundrel! And don't darken my doorstep again!

1

Player: Hey Vorki, got any interesting dragon facts?

1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Skillcape
  3. Hood
1

Shop assistant: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm looking for whoever is in charge of this place.
  3. I have come to kill everyone in this castle!
  4. I don't know. I'm lost. Where am I?
  5. Can you tell me how long I've been here?
  6. Nothing.
1
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 580,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
1
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
1

Player: Hello, what are you doing out here?

1

Sedridor: Well, take care adventurer. You stand on the ruins of the old destroyed Wizards' Tower. Strange and powerful magicks lurk here.

1

Player: I'll come back another time.

1

Fayeth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 26 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
1

K'klik: I suppose that seems fair. Alright, just call me when you need me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. I'd like to trade some fossils.
  5. Goodbye.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello - who are you?
  3. Check my account.
  4. Count for me.
  5. Where can I learn more?
1

Amy: Please could you go see Norman, south of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Sarah along the south wall of Varrock for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Bob in north-east Varrock, opposite the church for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Noella: I'd like my hat stand fixed.

1

Noella: I'd like my clock fixed.

1

Ellie: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Ellie: Please could you go see Noella, north of East Ardougne market for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Marlo: Please could you go see Bob in north-east Varrock, opposite the church for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Angelo: Please could you go see Jeff in the middle of Varrock, west of the museum for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Tau: I'd like my hat stand fixed.

1

Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight: There you go...a weather report as asked for...I hope it helps you!

1

Player: No thanks, I better be off.

1

Ellie: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Marlo: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Ross: I'd like my mirror fixed.

1

Norman: I'd like a Teak table built.

1

Jess: I'd like my bath fixed.

1

Beekeeper: Great! I'll get some bees moved in right away. Here, have something for your trouble...

1

Angelo: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Ellie: Please could you go see Ross, north of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Not at the moment %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Rest assured, should your services to the Fremennik be required, I will call upon you.

1

Sarah: I'd like an Oak shelf built.

1

Leela: I'd like my sink fixed.

1

Leela: I'd like my mirror fixed.

1

Leela: I'd like a Mahogany cupboard built.

1

Marlo: Please could you go see Larry, north of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Priest: Peace be with you, friend.

1

Marlo: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Marlo: If you like. Go and see Amy in the Falador branch of Mahogany Homes - she'll fill you in. Her office is just east of the Estate Agent in Falador.

1

Broken clay golem: Repairs... needed...

1

Player: Hmmm... From the looks of things, it seems as though somebody has been trying to force this gate open. It's still securely locked however.

1

Sawmill operator: Those planks cost 100 coins. You don't have enough money for all of them.

1

Player: Maybe another time.

1

Horvik: There you go then! There's your chicken cages!

1

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are the hats like?
  3. Can you show me the hats please?
  4. How many chompies do I have to stick?
  5. Can I have a hat please?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. *** Hat Menu 5 ***
  2. Dragon Archer Hat.
  3. Expert Ogre Dragon Archer Hat.
  4. Expert Dragon Archer Hat.
  5. -- Back to Hat Menu 1 --
  6. -- Close Hat Menu --
1

Player: Nothing thanks.

1

Armourer (tier 2): Thank you very much.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the Giant Mole %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Archaeological expert: What can I say? It's a skill I picked up through my many years of taking field notes!

1

The 'Wedge': Hi there!

1

Ghost disciple: Compliments of Morytania for your efforts throughout the tasks set.

1

Angelo: Please could you go see Norman, south of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Ellie: Please could you go see Tau, south east of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Player: Have you got any symbols of your god?

1

Jungle forester: Okay, thanks for getting my axe sharpened for me!

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Buy the necklace: 1200 coins
  3. Buy the key: 100 coins
  4. Buy both: 1300 coins
  5. Don't buy anything.
1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Zulrah %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Veronica: Well done.

1

Jimmy the Chisel: Hello mate!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, exchange my runes, rubies and pendant for a medallion.
  3. No, keep my stuff.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Hosidius.

1

Herman Caranos: Yes, that's right. And do watch out for the sea trolls!

1

Rickety Door: Correct! Press the 'Report Abuse' button and fill in the offending player's name and the correct category.

1

Estate agent: Hmph. Come back when you have 8,750 coins.

1

Veos: Take this scroll. It should lead you to the treasure I seek. Once you've found it, meet me at my ship. It's docked at the northernmost pier in Port Sarim.

1

Veos: Good luck.

1
  1. Status: 3 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Ice troll: You should beware of the icy wind that runs through this valley, it will bring a fleshy like you to a cold end indeed!

1

Apothecary: Well done.

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. I've returned it to you now.

1

Butler: Your goods, madam.

1

Yrsa: Hey! They look great!

1

Player: Oh, right. Well, I'd better get on with it then.

1

King Lathas: Do you need anything else adventurer?

1

Guard: I said stay there, outerlander! You're not welcome in our camp.

1

Player: Unfortunately without people like me, peace doesn't last for long.

1

Arvel: Well, good day traveller. And always do the right thing.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Bob: I'd like a Teak drawer built.

1

Player: Thanks Edmond. I'll go and see how she's doing.

1

Player: Stop right there, Kruk!

1

Liliwen: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Player: It'll make this easier.

1

Player: Thank you my lord.

1
  1. Status: 7 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Hellcat: Hiss Hiss! Me! Do it again!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please make me some planks.
  3. What kind of planks can you make?
  4. Can I buy some housing supplies?
  5. Nothing, thanks
1

Alan: I want one basket of apples for that.

1

Barbarian guard: They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card. When you've done all that, we'll be happy to let you in.

1

King Lathas: Not yet I'm afraid. Even with my brother gone, the Dark Lord remains a threat. For now, the plague must remain.

1

Player: As you wish, but you'll still need to pay. Your first instalment will be collected soon.

1

Fur trader: Would you like to trade in fur?

1

Player: Well he's the king so he can do what he wants. Your first payment will be collected soon.

1

Player: Probably not, but they'll just have to live with it. These taxes are needed for the good of the city. Someone will come to collect the tax from you soon.

1

Allanna: Greetings and welcome to my farming equipment shop. Would you like to buy some equipment?

1

Player: Okay, I'll be back when I have the disguise.

1

Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot.

1

Town crier: Is there anything else you'd like to know?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Player Moderators.
  3. Tell me about something else.
  4. No thanks.
1

Aemad: Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment.

1

Player: Sorry, but the king has given the order. The first payment is due soon.

1

Player: That should be enough people recruited, I'd better go and let Elena know.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 31 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sherlock: That's nice, but.... I don't really need one of those.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
1

Zavistic Rarve: Thank you %USERNAME%, we shall bury him today. I have sent word for the guards to arrest Sandy, so no one will ever see him again!

1

Treznor: Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.

1

Sawmill operator: Those planks cost 1500 coins. You don't have enough money for all of them.

1

Gnormadium Avlafrim: Hello! Don't get in the way around here, we've got a lot of work to do!

1

Player: I don't want to.

1
  1. There are still planks in your sack.
  2. Drop it with your planks still inside it.
  3. Don't drop it.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you and what are you doing?
  3. I'd like to look in your scrying ball.
  4. I'll leave you be.
1

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Falo the Bard: Here goes... It comes from the ground, underneath the snowy plain. Trolls aplenty, with what looks like a mane.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Pizazz Hat: Ok, I suppose it's my job. You have: %NUMBER% Telekinetic, %NUMBER% Alchemist, %NUMBER% Enchantment, and %NUMBER% Graveyard Pizazz Points.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why not?
  3. What are you doing here?
  4. Ok, Sorry
  5. I need your help with something...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cool, I'd like to access my bank account please.
  3. Right, so can I check my PIN settings?
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. Well, now I know.
1

Kob: You win, I will call off the attack.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Apron
  3. Glassblowing pipe
  4. Needle
1

Conwenna: You do not have all of the required materials and requirements to make anything.

1

Larry: You need to have the suit with you if we are going to use it.

1

Player: Hey Rocky, do you want to commit a bank robbery with me?

1

Garkor: Your guess is as good as mine - he must be somewhere on Ape Atoll.

1

Juliet: Many thanks! Oh, I'm so very grateful. You may be our only hope.

1

Waydar: As you wish.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. You seem a bit flustered.
  3. Yes, show me the prices of weapons and armour.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
1

Assistant Le Smith: Anyway, I have to get back to work. Let Awowogei know everything is on schedule.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Phillipa: Poor Juliet...make preparations for her body to be placed in the Crypt...

1

Lumo: Look - a newcomer. I'd say let me be the first to welcome you to Ape Atoll, but I see you've already met the welcoming party...

1

Odd Old Man: Come and see me if you lose that one, I have plenty more!

1

Player: Awesome! Thanks for the information.

1

Apothecary: Great...

1

Player: Okay, let's trade.

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Mistress %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Auguste: Once the tree is fully grown, cut twelve branches from it using secateurs. Bring the branches back here and use them on the metal frame on the platform to create the basket.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have lost my willow sapling. Can I buy a replacement?
  3. What do I do again?
  4. Fine thanks.
1

Player: Not at the moment, thanks.

1

Hosa: You'll find them all at home, in their respective cities.

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: Hmm, well, I'll let you use the furnace if you want, but you must pay a fee of 2,500 coins.

1

Curator Haig Halen: Oh dear. You'll need 250 rubies, a Digsite pendant, 100 cosmic runes and 500 fire runes with you I'm afraid.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the Chaos Elemental %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Garkor: Just go and find my squad mage, human.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Be sure to take a weapon of silver with you. You'll find it of great use if vampyres attack. Good luck to you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Why would I want your blood?
  4. Why would I want your food?
  5. Okay, goodbye.
1

Florin: Blimey, did you see that? He put some food in the chest for us! He's probably not after anything!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

General Wartface: Thank you for sorting out our argument. Take this gold bar as reward!

1

Player: Not yet no. I've been running around like a headless chicken, but I'll get to it!

1

Player: Ok, here you go.

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Surok Magis: I have also given you a copy of a diary I...uh...acquired. It may also help you to find that which you seek.

1

Elder Gnome child: Goodbye adventurer.

1

Kolodion: You'll have to bring me the Guthix creature's remains to imbue this cape.

1

Player: I'm still an adventurer, and I can't be everywhere in Gielinor...

1

Player: Ok, will do!

1

Player: ...very good...

1

Captain Shanks: Very well then me old shipmate, I'll just take your ticket and then we'll set sail.

1

Regath: Nice work!

1

Strange Old Man: What? I didn't ask for a book!

1

Watchtower Wizard: I will tell the guards to let you past - that way, you can just use the ladder to get in and out.

1

Og: Here is a key to the chest it's in. If you bring it here, I may reward you...

1

Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.

1
  1. Status: 25 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 250 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Sir Prysin: That sword belonged to my great-grandfather. Make sure you treat it with respect!

1

Mage of Zamorak: More than three may be helpful to us, but we need a minimum of three in order to triangulate the position of this essence mine.

1
  1. Fix the booth?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hello Elkoy.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So, what's in the cave?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I'll be, heh, leaving you now...
1
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Ranged.
  3. Magic.
  4. Nothing at the moment.
  5. Previous wishes.
1

'Bird's-Eye' Jack: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

1

Smiddi Ryak (hard): Ok, which route should we take?

1

Smiddi Ryak (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

1
  1. Imbue your Guthix cape?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Mr Progress Hat? Hello?

1

Player: Yes. What happened when you landed here?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I find a gold bar?
  3. Where do I find a monkey amulet mould?
  4. Where do I find something to do with monkey speech?
  5. I'll be back later.
1

Crefydd: Then it shall be so. From now on, you will respawn in Prifddinas.

1

Council workman: I dunno rightly, but if you use a tinderbox on it, it don't half make a loud noise!

1

Aisles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% TzTok-Jad.

1
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Not a problem. I need to chat to Drezel about some things. I'll see you later.

1

Vasquen: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Ogre guard: You will be my friend only with gold. Bring me a bar of pure gold and I will let you pass.

1

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Yulf Squecks: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Player: How are you going to get back? What about the balloon?

1

Player: Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear gal. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1

Vannah: Need some farming supplies?

1

Mysterious Old Man: Goodbye.

1

Timfraku: I am the Chief of Tai Bwo Wannai Village! Who dares set foot in my hut?

1

Fayeth: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Just cast this in the room, it should have her out of that rock in a jiffy! Good luck with your exploits...now, where was I with that wranklin severance device...

1

Player: I don't understand.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Traveller please accept my apologies! Glough had no right to arrest you! I just think he's scared of humans. Let me get you out of there.

1

Bolongo: I want 4 baskets of apples for that.

1

Player: No thanks, I'm not interested.

1

Postie Pete: So would you be if you could speak over 1000 languages. I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's trouble! I'm off!

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a chocolate bar on me.

1

Orrvor quo Maten: I don't have anything for you human. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Close.
1

Jorral: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

1

Quiz Master: Sorry, it's %OTHER_USERNAME% that's having the lucky day.

1
  1. Status: 29 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Dark mage: You don't seem to have any pouches in need of repair. Leave me alone.

1

Player: Ok, I promise!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Yrsa: Good call!

1

Dwarf: Sorry, but you're not experienced enough to go in there.

1

Thorvald the Warrior: If you need to place your equipment into your bank account, I recommend that you speak to the seer, who knows a spell that will do that for you.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Blimey! Looks like we're going to have to go back to Burgh de Rott. We can't get over that bridge!

1
  1. Remove the boards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Diango: Well, it looks as if you already have everything!

1

Diango: The crate was marked 'Dragon Plates'. Apparently they thought it was some kind of armour, when really it's just a plate with a dragon on it!

1

Player: What else are you selling?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
1

Alexandra: I'll want 2000 Coins to chop down your redwood. These take ages!

1

Safalaan Hallow: Return to Ver Sinhaza and see if you can work out what Vanstrom and Ranis are up to. If you need some help, we recently sent a few of King Roald's mercenaries in that direction.

1

Player: Fantastic! I'll get straight to it!

1

Prissy Scilla: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Soldier (tier 5): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave the laboratory?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
1

Captain Errdo: A bit of a technical hitch with the landing gear. I won't be able to fly you anywhere, sorry.

1

Player: Ok I'll see what I can do.

1

Eluned: I understand you agreed to help us! This is good news indeed.

1
  1. Granite shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Olivia: Would you like to trade in seeds?

1

Gileth: I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.

1

Jorzik: Do you want to trade?

1

Brian: Oh, great, that would be really helpful! Here, give me the axe for safe keeping and I'll get it sharpened as soon as she agrees to help.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hey you're a witch aren't you?
  3. Could I ask you about being a character witness?
1

Jarvald: I shouldn't do this... but for old times sake.

1

Klarense: Okey dokey, she's all yours!

1

Kitten: I'm 7 months old.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Zanaris.

1

Oracle: First, a drink used by a mage. Next, some worm string, changed to sheet. Then, a small crustacean cage. Last, a bowl that's not seen heat.

1

Elstan: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to blue dragons in the Ogre Enclave, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Gujuo: The mosquitos bite me bwana! I must go for a swim...

1

Duradel: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Gujuo: I have work to do Bwana, I may see you again...

1

Gate of War: Well done! Unless you tell someone, they are unlikely to guess who or what you have chosen, and you can always look it up. Never use personal details for passwords or bank PINs!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you offer me employment on your plantation?
  3. That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
1

Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight: Great! I just knew you'd agree to help!

1

Ur-tag: These are strange times. I never dreamed that I would see the surface, still less that I would be on friendly terms with its people.

1

Sigmund: Soon you will be destroyed!

1

Player: Ok thanks, I'll go and get it.

1

G.L.O. Caranock: I agree. Anyhow, we don't want your human wondering as to your whereabouts. When the time is right, don't hesitate to ... dispose of it.

1

Doric: Not to worry, stick at it. Remember, I need 6 clay, 4 copper ore, and 2 iron ore.

1

Orrvor quo Maten: Human.

1

Guard: Well, often the best historians are the town gossips. I'd start there. Good luck, brave adventurer!

1

Player: Good day. What are you up to?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. Can you sell me a Slayer Skillcape?
  6. Er... Nothing...
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Steve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

1

Clerk: A lot of people are going to be angry about this!

1

Rickety Door: NOT through responding to emails.

1

Ali the Kebab seller: Come back soon, I could do with a few more customers.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Player Moderators.
  3. Tell me about the Rules of Conduct.
  4. Can you give me a handy tip please?
1

Echned Zekin: Aahhhhhhhhh! As I take the spirit of one departed, I will now reveal myself and spell out your doom.

1

Cook: You really got my bacon out of the fire there!

1
  1. Rune gloves
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Dominic Onion: Okay. Drink from the vial when you're ready to start the dream.

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: What do I do if I think I have a keylogger or virus?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: How do I remove a hijacker from my account?

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,450 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I don't have enough money for that, I'm afraid.

1

Elder Gnome child: Hello!

1

Olaf Hradson: That or bring me some food before I starve. Whichever.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Skill hall
  3. Quest hall
  4. Cancel
1

Silver Cog Secretary: Then please, hurry up before time runs out.

1

Player: Yes, I have some now.

1

Player: Ok. That seems easy enough.

1

Seth Groats: Many thanks! Remember, you need to take him three steel bars.

1

Player: Thank you, Ur-tag!

1

Jorral: What do you mean? You've discovered nothing!

1

Player: Alright then, I'll see what I can do.

1

Player: It's not safe for me to stick around this place any more. I should get out of here.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
1

Player: Not sure this is going to be worth my time but... how are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you got in the Guild?
  3. What do you dwarves do with the ore you mine?
  4. No thanks, I'm fine.
1

Fred the Farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then.

1

Cart conductor: Thanksh a lot human! Remember to come back for more shtout whenever you want! *hic*

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. It's an honour to meet you!
  3. I'd like to officially join your company.
  4. Do you have any more tasks for me?
  5. Blasidar the sculptor has sent me.
  6. Thank you for your time.
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% hours, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Tassie Slipcast: He's in the dwarven mines somewhere, not sure exactly where though.

1

Sigismund: Watch yourself out there, it can be hard to tell friend from foe in these lands.

1

Player: Can I see what you're selling?

1

Bert: I'll ge' on wit' movin' it. Thankee fer makin' sure Sandy go' it in t'neck fer 'is double dealin's!

1

Player: Okay I'll head off immediately. Let's hope we're not too late.

1

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... It comes from the ground, underneath the snowy plain. Trolls aplenty, with what looks like a mane.

1

Traxi: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

1

Merlin: Well done, young adventurer. You truly are a worthy knight.

1

Player: Hey cat. What's up?

1

Silver Cog Director: Then hurry back, %USERNAME%, I'm counting on you!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about Shayzien.
  4. Tell me about your plans.
  5. Goodbye.
1

Petrified Pete: Well why am I going to reward you for that?! Might wanna contribute next time. I am not standin' out here for nothin'.

1

Gem trader: Maybe we'll all get lucky and the scorpions will deal with him.

1

Player: Oh. Okay then.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting red dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Vorki: Dragons share their name with dragon equipment, which was also created by the dragonkin. This equipment is fashioned out of Orikalkum.

1

Player: Ok, I think I understand.

1

Garkor: Ready yourself, human: the final battle begins!

1

Garkor: Speak to Zooknock. He will arrange for you to leave.

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: Is it OK to buy an Old School RuneScape account?

1

Player: What have you got?

1

Sigmund: Prattle on, goblin.

1

Red Axe Director: You'll regret this, all of you!

1

Dallas Jones: Well keep looking. We have 24 pieces left to find. I suspect they'll either be in this building or very close by.

1

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Captain Ned: We're going to crash!

1

Player: Some crystal keys.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Kah: Wait for my signal before fighting.

1

Orlando Smith: Bonza, mate! I think that's all of them.

1

Kangai Mau: Many greetings esteemed thief.

1

Player: I'll leave you to it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why did you seal yourself away?
  3. What happened between you and Lord Iorwerth?
  4. What was Seren like?
  5. What do you think of the current elves?
  6. I'll be back later.
1

Konar quo Maten: Steel Dragons are dangerous metallic dragons, their steel scales are far thicker than normal steel armour.

1

Perdu: I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Player: Don't worry about it, I was glad to help out.

1

Neite: *sigh*

1

Death: It is not for me to judge how people spend their money.

1

Nieve: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Chaeldar in Zanaris.

1

Player: Great, I'll see if he can help. See you soon.

1

Butler: Certainly, sir. If sir would care to give me the logs?

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to use this portal?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
1

Guard: Please don't disturb me, I've got to keep any eye out for suspicious individuals.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Abbot Langley: Greetings traveller.

1

Abbot Langley: Ok.

1

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Good fish. Just keep swimming...swimming...swimming...

1

Player: Good fish...

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Clay golem: Task complete!

1

Player: You still hangin' around the tower?

1

Chemist: Just make sure you give them something they have no reason to steal. One's a painter, one's a gambler, and one's a drunk. Not ideal I know, but if you pay peanuts you'll get monkeys, right?

1

Da Vinci: Okay, I'll meet you at the Dancing Donkey in Varrock.

1

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

1

Rickety Door: Correct! This is an attempt to obtain your account details and should be reported to the relevant organisation via their own reporting systems.

1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Electric
  3. Fire
  4. Extinguished
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Trade in 1x Warm gloves for 50x burnt pages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow an orange tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Clay golem: But the demon was badly wounded and elder-demons heal very slowly indeed. It was almost dead when it retreated to its own dimension.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some supplies for you.
  3. Can I work for you?
  4. Tell me about this place.
  5. I'll be off.
1
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
1
  1. Status: 8 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Thanks! I'll be off now.

1
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Nulodion: Thank you, adventurer. The Dwarf Black Guard will remember this.

1

Sir Rebral: If you ever lose your shield, come back to me to reclaim it.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rockslugs.

1

Merlin: You have chosen...sensibly.

1

Duradel: Kurask are large brutal creatures with very thick hides. You'll need a Leaf-Tipped Spear, Sword or Battle-axe, Broad Arrows, or a Magic Dart to harm it..

1

Auguste: Here you go. Now be very careful not to lose it!

1

Gileth: I want 10 watermelons for that.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I assume you have a plan?
  3. What's the deal with your brother again?
  4. Sounds good. See you later.
1

King Lathas: Good luck adventurer.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wall Beasts.

1

Captain Clieve: Hey! These lizardmen aren't just for anyone. Come back when you have the right Slayer task!

1

Player: Defence please!

1

Demon butler: I shall devote my every art to thy service, my Mistress.

1

Ghost disciple: You already appear to own such a device, mortal.

1

Player: I want the colours you're wearing.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Thanks, you've been a big help.

1

Player: Perhaps I should use the needle with the leather instead.

1

Alain: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Alec Kincade: Only the most worthy may access our Guild and I'm afraid you are not quite there yet. Go out and hone your skills then return to us.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I sell you some ore?
  3. Why do the Dorgeshuun live underground?
  4. What happened to your arm?
  5. Can you show me the way out of the mines?
1

Mistag: Certainly. Come back soon!

1

Player: I thought you needed hemp or jute.

1

Player: Well this is worrying. I'd better go and tell Elena right away.

1

Larry: Well, lucky for you I did make another copy. But be more careful!

1
  1. Remove the outdoor menagerie?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Steve: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aviansies.

1

King Lathas: Very well. Return to me once you are ready and we will discuss our next steps.

1

Postie Pete: Goodbye.

1

King Sorvott IV: If you don't already have any, you can catch some down by the docks, or you can buy some from my fishmonger, Flosi Dalksson.

1

Lowe: Welcome to Lowe's Archery Emporium. Do you want to see my wares?

1
  1. Granite body
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Oziach: Aye, may the gods walk by yer side. Now leave me alone.

1
  1. Pay 10 curry leaves?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: Did you understand what went on in that quest with the devourer and Icthlarin?

1

Estate agent: Your house is already there!

1

Leenz: A great adventurer, from afar? How may I help with my repertoire?

1
  1. Spend 175 coins to make oak planks?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't show this again.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Don't worry, Golem, you've done enough demon- slaying!

1

King Lathas: Remember, the Underground Pass is lethal. Go prepared with food and armour or you won't last long.

1

Murfet: If you're as skilled a fighter as you are a woodcutter, you may enter the caves. You should find Kai once you are inside, he can give you more information.

1

Wydin: Welcome to my food store! Would you like to buy anything?

1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

1

Evil Dave: Thank goodness that's over!

1
  1. Banknote 15 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 750 gp
  3. Cancel
1

Nikkie: I want 10 pineapples for that.

1

Koftik: So many paths to choose... Here we must all take our own path.

1

Trossa: Yes, the circle is dead. Crops die quite often, according to the Hosidius peasants. Do you wish me to reanimate it? I can, for a mere 80,000 coins.

1

Monk: bow string. Bring it back here when you're done.

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a long sword.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

1

Rohak: I keep tellin you, he's fine!

1

Elena: Good luck.

1

Doctor Orbon: Well don't blame me when there's no one to help the king if he falls ill!

1
  1. Buy Mac's Cape for 2277000 gold?
  2. Yes, pay the man.
  3. No.
1

Mawrth: Those children are nothing but trouble - if I did not watch them all the time, Seren knows what trouble they would get in to!

1

Murphy: Save yourself! We're going down!

1

Player: I'd better go and kill some hell-rats then.

1

Farming Gricoller: Alright, young sir, I won't. Talk to me if you ever want a reminder.

1

Ragnar: I do not expect you to understand such things. But perhaps you will find your own love one day, and then you will remember these words.

1

Rowdy dwarf: You can at least make the effort.

1
  1. Extend your PK skull duration?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Evil Dave: Hmm... I think you've got the amount of one spice right, but the others are wrong.

1

Commander Veldaban: Very well. I'll give you the meeting minutes after it's finished.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What does the portal machine do?
  3. Is this your house?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
1

Berry: Greetings, adventurer. I'm afraid only skilled woodcutters may enter the woodcutting guild.

1

Jungle forester: Of course. I am hungry.

1
  1. Status: 10 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Boy: Thanks mister!

1

Demon butler: Very well, Master.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1

Gulluck: Thanks. Hmph.

1

Petrified Pete: It doesn't look like you have 30 Numulites with you unfortunately.

1

Captain Tock: Most of them deleterious effects probably be psychosomatic anyway, arrr!

1

Steve: Welcome to my private little wyvern area.

1
  1. Proceed to discard the contents?
  2. Yes - I acknowledge I'll lose all compost within the bucket.
  3. No - don't proceed.
1

Wizard Sinina: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1
  1. Pay 2 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Player: Are you safe to keep as a pet?

1

Cart conductor: Oh, that service is free. Just hop on a cart on Track 3, and away you go.

1

Rickety Door: Correct! This is an attempt to obtain your account details. If it happened in the game, report it via the Report Abuse option.

1

Zanik: Come find me in the city if you ever want to chat, %USERNAME%. I'm going to go and think about what Juna said about my destiny. I don't know what it will involve, but I have a feeling we will adventure together again!

1

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm south of Ardougne.

1

Cosmic Being: Why are yawns contagious?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: So, are you ready to begin testing?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account please.
  3. What did you call me?
  4. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  5. I'd like to collect items.
  6. No, I'm fine thanks.
1

Duradel: Mutated Zygomites are hard to destroy. They regenerate quickly so you will need to finish them with fungicide.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting mutated zygomites; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Petrified Pete: Sorry %USERNAME%, you won't last a minute in there. You got to prove yourself as a capable archeologist, and be good at the minin'.

1

Make-over mage: Good, good! I was worried for a second there!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Molanisks.

1

Caleb: Remember, I want the following cooked fish: Swordfish, Bass, Tuna, Salmon and Shrimp.

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Player: Oh! Okay.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about this place again?
  3. Can you explain the different portals?
  4. About the progress hat...
  5. Thanks, bye!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I find Lady Hefin?
  3. I'd like to ask you something about yourself.
  4. I'll be back later.
1

Sinco Doar: Yes, indeed. Well done, youngster, thanks for helping us.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Mahogany plank': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 20 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select Information
  2. Current Assignment
  3. Previous Assignments
1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've nothing I can combine. Maybe ye needs to take yer stuff up to the Wilderness and charge it on the Fountain of Rune. It be more powerful than me.

1
  1. Exit the Grand Library?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

King Lathas: With their help, you are to find my brother and kill him. Once that's done, return to me.

1

Lord Piquan Crwys: Then it is time for me to uproot. I will head there at once.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Sheep: I wish I was a cow My life would be so simple I could lie around just eating grass And wonder if I was a pimple.

1

Sheep: Well I thought it was funny.

1

Player: It's full of dead fish!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Gold leaf
  3. Marble block
  4. Magic housing stone
  5. More...
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Wounded soldier: Gangsters. I was on patrol in the docklands, but those Piscarilius scumbags lured me into an alley and hit me with a stick.

1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghosts.

1
  1. Roll the hoop snake forward?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gadrin: Welcome to the Mining Guild. My name's Gadrin and I'm the Guildmaster. Can I help you with anything?

1
  1. Remove all placeholders from the seed vault?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Raeli: Move along, human.

1

Professor Manglethorp: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the King Black Dragon %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Player: Yes, please do that for me.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lad, you're dismissed.

1

Player: Nothing, thanks!

1
  1. Status: 6 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Bartender: That'll be two coins please.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed
  3. Cancel
1

Regath: You're welcome. Spread the word of this great city with the new knowledge you have gained, and perhaps be more careful with how you hold your scroll in the future...

1

Adventurer Jon: Start by opening your quest panel and then selecting the flashing yellow star.

1

Player: Hey Ziggy, do you have any relation to a raccoon named Rocky?

1

Player: I need to be in my penguin suit to go in there.

1

Ug: Thank you many for getting Ug together with Aga. We much happy together! I so happy I can't stop crying!

1

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: Goodbye human.

1

Edmond: Take them to my wife Alrena, she's inside.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How am I meant to fight a demon who can destroy cities?
  3. Okay, where is he? I'll kill him for you!
  4. Wally doesn't sound like a very heroic name.
  5. What is the magical incantation?
  6. Okay, thanks. I'll do my best to stop the demon.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: You pick the dark wizard's pocket.

1

Garkor: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Player: I don't have 50 coins.

1

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wooden cat
  3. Toy horsey
1

Herman Caranos: Fine, fine.

1

Player: I'll pay you later.

1

Armourer (tier 2): What can I do for you, friend?

1

Player: I'll be off.

1

Player: Huh? Abyss? What are you talking about? You told me that you would help me with Runecrafting!

1

Wolfbone: How are things at Weiss?

1

Larrissa: Please adventurer... We are both curious as to what has happened in that lighthouse, but you need to fix the bridge for me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change view
  3. Exit
1
  1. Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
1

Dark Mage: Honestly, you have no idea of the pressure I am under attempting to keep this portal open!

1
  1. What do you want to take?
  2. Red boxing gloves
  3. Blue boxing gloves
  4. Wooden sword
  5. Wooden shield
  6. Pugel stick
1

Konar quo Maten: You're now assigned to bring balance to Vorkath %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Duke Horacio: Of course. Now you've slain Elvarg, you've earned the right to call the shield your own!

1

Player: Hello little one.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting adamant dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Kragen: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Sorry, I'll come back another day.

1

Fernahei: Welcome to Fernahei's Fishing Shop Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to cut this?
  2. Yes, I want to cut my dragonstone into bolt tips.
  3. No! Don't cut my lovely dragonstone!
1

Nieve: You're still hunting dagannoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Garbek quo Maten: Human! To attack these creatures would be a threat to the balance. Only those with permission may fight them!

1

Player: Ok, let's see what you've got!

1

Player: The note is blank... I'm not sure what I'm meant to be reading right now.

1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental claw.
  3. An elemental helm.
1
  1. Trade in 1x Pyromancer robe for a supply crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Lyra: Speak to me when they are fully grown. You need not pick them for me, I will be able to assess your skills by simply watching you.

1

Vorki: Unlike their creators, dragons have the ability to reproduce. Like most reptiles, they are oviparous. This means that they lay eggs rather than birthing live young.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting dark beasts; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Green Dragons.

1

Player: I went through all this trouble to restore this axe, I'm not going to ruin it now by wielding it and accidentally smashing it to pieces. I'd better take it to the sculptor.

1

Dantaera: Do so with my blessing. I wish you good fortune, %USERNAME%. Go now, and save the beauty of the White Tree.

1

Player: Here is the shoot that Dantaera spoke of. Everything she told me is true - this tree will die once I cut this shoot. Well, here goes...

1

Lord Iorwerth: Well you should. Once you have, let me know if you have any questions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Devices, please.
  3. I'd like information, please.
  4. I'd like to see your stuff for sale, please.
  5. I'll just head off, I think.
1

Ava: Hello again. Are you after an upgrade to your device, or a new device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Player: I need some way to slow it down...

1

Player: Thank you Alain, I will try it out immediately!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please!
  3. Have you any extra stock of battlestaffs I can buy?
  4. No, thank you.
1

Elstan: Ah, fantastic - Lyra will surely be mine now! Here you go mate, here's those delphinium seeds you were after.

1

Giles: Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Frog: The frogs do not need your help right now.

1

Billy, a guard of Falador: But...

1

Imiago: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Player: Okay, suit yourself then.

1

Player: Okay, I'll get on with it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Easy rewards
  3. Medium rewards
  4. Hard rewards
  5. Elite rewards
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see your wares?
  3. Sorry I'm not into magic.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I'll leave you alone now.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Player: Not just now, thanks.

1

Death: Really? There isn't much else for you to do here. But you know your business.

1

Player: How does that work?

1

Player: I think that's going back on myself. I'm so lost...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What happened to everyone here?
  4. How do I get into the town?
1
  1. World 345 is a Deadman world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Deadman world - and your Deadman profile.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, teleport me to the Stronghold of Security.
  3. No thanks.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting aberrant spectres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Unferth: Hey! Leave me alone!

1

Dodgy geezer: Lookin' fer the Corsair cabin boy?

1

Player: Sorry, I wasn't thinking. Anyway... I'd better stop distracting you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll have a beer please.
  3. Got any news?
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Moss Giants.

1
  1. Status: 20 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Zamorak staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Cave goblin guard: Surface-dweller! You may not pass through that door!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Not yet.
  3. Where do I get the robes?
  4. Aren't you scared of the surface?
  5. What's that mark on your forehead?
1

Lokraa quo Sihar: Then you should speak with Xorrah quo Sihar. He will show you the way.

1

Safalaan Hallow: Go to Ver Sinhaza and see if you can work out what Vanstrom and Ranis are up to. We recently sent a few of King Roald's mercenaries in that direction, talk to them if you need help.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have come to seek a blessing.
  3. I need another unholy symbol mould.
  4. I have come to kill you.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What was I meant to be doing again?
  3. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
1

Ellamaria: Are you being rude again ... ?

1

Otto Godblessed: In that case, farewell.

1

Lubufu: Feel free to practise on my fishing spot.

1

Player: I'll have to go and get some then.

1

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid

1

K'klik: Call me again when it's ready.

1

Emblem Trader: Anyone wishing to participate in the Targeting system must take a little risk, if they wish to be considered a worthy opponent.

1

Brother Kojo: Thank you again! And remember to be careful, the cellar is full of strange beasts!

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... Green is my favourite, mature ale I do love, this takes your herblore above.

1

Murphy: But seriously, what are the chances of getting a jellyfish jammed in there again?

1

Hosa: Sadly you are not favoured by the citizens of Hosidius. When you are, come back to me and I'll help too.

1

Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.

1

Security Guard: Here's a security book for you.

1

Player: Siphon the ether into a Crystal bow please.

1

Brother Kojo: Really..? Wait, listen! Well done, well done! Yes yes yes, you've done it! You ARE clever!

1

Captain Ned: The ship's in a sorry state. You'd better fix up the hole in the hull before we can go anywhere.

1

Edmond: Yes, here you go.

1

Safalaan Hallow: Thank you, %USERNAME%. Good luck.

1
  1. There are a number of books here...
  2. Prifddinas' History.
  3. Eastern Discovery.
  4. Eastern Settlement.
  5. The Great Divide.
1

Sir Amik Varze: No, I am afraid not. I suggest you go meet Sir Tiffy in Falador Park, he will be expecting you.

1

Molly: Fine. And there I was thinking you'd help.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Present offering.
  3. Goodbye.
1

Player: I'll let you get on with it.

1

Lubufu: Don't mention it. I mean that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
1

Savant: dungeon.

1
  1. Corrupted youngllef: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Can you take me back to Ape Atoll?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting kurask; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. I'd like to stop using your spellbook now.
  4. Do you sell souvenirs?
  5. Can I sacrifice trophy heads on the altar?
  6. I'll leave it alone.
1

Tyss: Very well, the magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting lizardmen; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Dominic Onion: Finally here's one other option you get, and that's how difficult the encounters are. As well as the normal dreams, the bravest adventurers can choose a harder version*.

1

Dominic Onion: I'm afraid your brain is far too inexperienced for these dreams. Come back when you've experienced some more adventures.

1

Aberab: Grr ... Get out of my way...

1

Koftik: It seems to be written by the adventurer Randas. Have a look.

1

Player: You fail to pick the paladin's pocket.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Bert: Yep, I dropped it off a while ago. Mebbe come back tomorrow fer some more.

1

The 'Wedge': See you around.

1
  1. Pay 2 sacks of cabbages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Fairy Queen: find us in trying times, but please accept this magic lamp as a sign of our thanks.

1

Player: Never mind, you don't want to know.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  4. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
1
  1. Status: 38 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Elstan: I need some marigolds so that I can woo Lyra. Grow them from seed to flower in this flower patch here, pick them and give them to me, and I'll give you some delphinium seeds.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Duradel: Black Dragons are the strongest dragons and very fierce, watch out for their fiery breath. Those with higher slayer knowledge and who seek a much tougher, but substantially more rewarding foe, may wish to fight

1

Duradel: Brutal versions of these creatures in the Kourend Catacombs.

1

Waymottin: Someone has to keep an eye on Bunkwicket!

1

Player: Thanks, see you later.

1

Rantz: Dat's da shame thing dat is! No flapper hat for you den!

1

Perdu: I can't help you with that item - it's not the kind of thing I could lock or repair, if you were hoping for me to do that sort of thing.

1

Arianwyn: From what we can tell, it seems that Lord Iorwerth has promised to support King Lathas in reclaiming some land his family once owned.

1

Player: I'd better find a way to light this torch, and soon.

1

Jaraah: What? Can't you see I'm busy?!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to hellhounds in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to drakes in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Rowdy dwarf: Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... a flier for Bob's Axes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the new dig.
  3. I have some information which might be of use in your displays.
  4. Tell me about other sections of the Museum.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting fossil island wyverns; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Zanik: You must introduce me to some of the surface people!

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Ilfeen: I don't know your resonance well enough for that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to ask you something about yourself.
  3. Okay, I'll be back soon.
1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-%USERNAME%?

1

Otto Godblessed: Wannai Trio quest.

1

Kaqemeex: Let's try an example Attack potion: The first ingredient is Guam leaf; the next is Eye of Newt.

1

Niles: Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but she seems to be ignoring me.

1

Banker: You don't have any inventory space.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. One more thing...
  3. Thanks for your help.
1

Blue Opal Director: Excellent, get to it now!

1

Seravel: It's a ship that can take you to either Port Sarim or Port Khazard. The ship lies west of Shilo Village and south of Cairn Island. The tickets cost 25 coins. Would you like to purchase a ticket Bwana?

1

Civilian: Great! Hand over the cat and I'll give you the runes.

1

Gileth: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Guard: Still, the Queen says it should be safe, and I'm to let you go back down if you want.

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A blood red weapon, a strong curved sword, found on the island of primate lords.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

King Lathas: Very well. Return to me when you are and we will begin.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Vet'ion %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Torfinn: I have some of your things, you should take them before we head to the fleet.

1

Bolongo: I want 10 watermelons for that.

1

Noodle: Whers me swamp tur?

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A molten beast with fiery breath, you acquire these with its death.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Bunkdo: You know what I mean...

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Well, never mind! You have an open invitation to join our organisation, so when you're feeling a little smarter, come back and talk to me again!

1

Gatekeeper: No tax, no entry.

1

Orrvor quo Maten: Human! To attack that creature would be a threat to the balance. Only those with permission may fight it!

1

King Roald: I thought you were going.

1

Player: Can we head to Lunar Isle?

1
  1. Uncharge your Blade of Saeldor?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duke Horacio: %USERNAME%, please find out what you can about this brooch. The librarian in Varrock might be able to help identify the symbol.

1

Rug Merchant: Fair enough, magic carpet travel isn't for everyone. Enjoy the walk.

1

Player: Okay, here's one million coins.

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Soldier (tier 2): Don't expect me to deal with the likes of you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Mute donation notifications?
  3. Enable banking on logout?
  4. No changes
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: That would be wise. I should have one in my bank.

1

Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

1

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 10 minutes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Small fossils.
  3. Medium fossils.
  4. Large fossils.
  5. Rare fossils.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Can I buy some leather then?
  3. Leather is rather weak stuff.
1

Player: I'll let you get back to your work.

1

Player: Hmmmm... Must have been the wind.

1

Player: Who is this client?

1

General Hining: King Thoros and the Prifddinas Elders have agreed that we continue to maintain this outpost. We're now able to rotate our troops between here and Ardougne though, so they can spend more time with their families.

1

Heskel: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Hellcat: I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.

1

Baxtorian: Don't take too long. We'll be at the dwarf camp.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 4 coins each, cups 7 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's see what you've got then.
  3. Sorry, I'm not interested.
1

Vasquen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, choose a new destination.
  3. No, stay at this port.
1

Ellamaria: I want you to place a statue of Saradomin there.

1

Demon butler: My Lady, I cannot conjure items out of the air. You do not have any of those items in your bank!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Ectofuntus for?
  3. Where do I get ectoplasm from?
  4. How do I grind bones?
  5. How do I receive Ectotokens?
  6. Thanks for your time.
1

Player: Shut up goblins!

1

Dwarf: You're %USERNAME%, aren't you? It's a good job you did helping to get this train link open.

1

Player: Yes, that's right.

1

Captain Errdo: Of course!

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, combine the Blood shard with the Amulet of fury.
  3. No, I'll keep my Blood shard.
1

Player: Thank you. I will try to find the other items.

1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1

Duradel: Wyrms are only found in the depths of the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, you'll want some Boots of Stone to protect yourself from the heat.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Silk.
  3. Never mind.
1

Player: Oh, right.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1

Ellamaria: Yes, hurry off peasant - you are of no use to me.

1

Eblis: Take care of it, it is the only heirloom from those times I possess, although rumour has it many of our ancient warriors were buried with identical weapons so that they could continue to fight for my Lord in their deaths.

1

Weird Old Man: They've got six legs... SIX!

1

Shop keeper: Hello, bold adventurer! Can I interest you in some swords?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I use an Old School Bond to pay for anything else?
  3. How do I buy an Old School Bond to give or sell to another player?
  4. Previous options...
1

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

1

Sir Prysin: May you make good use of it.

1

Steve: You're still hunting Callisto; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: I'll do that. Farewell.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1

Krystilia: I'm a Slayer Master. But if you don't know that, you're probably not worth my time. Get Turael, or someone like him, to teach you instead. He lives in Burthorpe.

1

Bartender: Ok, that'll be 16 coins.

1

Fairy Nuff: only way onto or off of their world is through the fairy rings.

1
  1. Pay 4 sacks of cabbages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any more quests?
  3. Do you know any interesting spells you could teach me?
  4. Have you got another one of those fancy schmancy amulets?
1

Player: I don't think it's done yet.

1

Kragen: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's so dangerous about a naked flame?
  3. How do you make lanterns?
  4. Thanks, bye.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

1

Miriam: No, you haven't unlocked any of the other stations yet.

1

Veos: Anyway, I'd best be getting back to Great Kourend. You're welcome to come along. In fact, as a thank you for your help, I'm willing to take you to and from Great Kourend any time you like.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: I travelled to the bottom of the stronghold, and I emerge victorious!

1

Litara: Good bye, %USERNAME%.

1

Player: Yes, I'm on my way.

1

Player: Here's 2000 Coins - chop my tree down please.

1

Quiz Master: Bye!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: No portal frame
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Lord Daquarius: Now leave me and my men be, or it will be the worse for you!

1

Dallas Jones: It looks like we've found everything here, we should move on to Fossil Island. I'll meet you at the old settlement on the north side of the island.

1

Player: Strength please!

1

Fire Warrior of Lesarkus: Who dares to enter the Temple of Ikov!

1

Goreu: Well I can think of no better place to do it, it is beautiful here is it not?

1

Guard: What do you want - leave us be!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change your name in-game.
  3. Change your name via the website.
  4. More info about name changes.
1

Player: Hey fatty! Are you hungry?

1

Evil Dave: That stew is pretty evil! But I think one of the spices is still a bit wrong.

1
  1. Bracelet of ethereum
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Kitten: You say the sweetest things. Hiss.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items, please.
  5. Don't mind me.
1
  1. Rune chainbody
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Lazim: Try not to lose it, adventurer.

1

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 3 pieces of bark, 3 pieces of fine cloth and 32,000 coins for splitbark legs.

1

Juna: You should use that time to have more adventures! You may not re-enter the cave until you have more stories to tell.

1

Ish the Navigator: Be on your guard friend.

1

Fairy: Err, hello. Do you have any idea what a Winter Fairy actually does?

1

Player: If you're a nightmare, would a male version of you be a nighthorse?

1

Player: I can't believe they made dragonfruit trees into a real thing!

1

Odd Old Man: Come up and see me if you lose it.

1

Winter Soldier: I'm hungry...

1

Cabin boy: By all means, here you go!

1

Forester: Nice weather we're having today.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to buy some pies.
  3. Do you need any help?
  4. I'm good thanks.
1
  1. Status: 22 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Kitten: I'm less than a month old.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting vampyres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Forget it, you don't have anything I need.

1

Elven Scout: Perhaps another time, %USERNAME%.

1

Slieve: Oh, good. In that case you're welcome to go and admire them, but don't get any ideas about killing them.

1

Barge guard: I'm afraid the team are still in the final stages of construction, you won't be able to go on board until they have finished. The foreman will know more if you have any questions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's trade.
  3. Thanks, but not today.
1

Player: Please take me back to Rimmington.

1

Mort'ton local: Oh... thank you, you used the permanent serum on me. Here have something for your trouble.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to black demons in the Chasm of Fire, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Elena: I'd better head over there then.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Superior dragon bones': 50 coins
  3. Exchange All: 100 coins
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's trade.
  3. I don't need anything right now.
1

Player: Aber!

1

Portal of Death: Correct! These details could've been used within the account recovery system and possibly compromise your account.

1
  1. Separate heads? (non-reversible)
  2. Yes, I want to separate the KBD head into three dragon heads.
  3. No, leave it as it is!
1

Kruk: I'm impressed you made it so far, human.

1
  1. Coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Ask about the coffer
  3. Deposit
  4. Withdraw
  5. Other options
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you got for me?
  3. Why are you carrying that toolbox?
  4. Not interested, thanks.
1

Player: Oh, nothing important!

1

Player: I'll be right back!

1

Lord Baxtorian Cadarn: And we are glad to have you here with us. None of this would have been possible without you.

1

Chaeldar: You're currently assigned to kill cockatrice; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Dragon bones': 5 coins
  3. Exchange 5: 25 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Abbot Langley: No. I am sorry, but I feel you are not devout enough.

1

Krystilia: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Crazy Archaeologists %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Dragon bones': 50 coins
  3. Exchange All: 150 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Exchange 1 scroll for 775 points?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Francis: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: I'm not looking through that with my hands!

1

Thias Leacke: Yes, indeed. Well done, youngster, thanks for helping us.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting pyrefiends; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Pupil: Aww, but miss, it's sooo exciting.

1

Simon Templeton: Bye, cobber.

1

Yanni Salika: Sorry, Sir, I have nothing that you need.

1

Wormbrain: Fank you very much! Now me can bribe da guards, hehehe.

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Twisted League
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Vanessa: Hello. How can I help you?

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Well return to me once you have.

1

Player: Hello, what is this place?

1

Digsite workman: Oi! What do you think you're doing? There's fragile specimens around here!

1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 15 coins for me.

1

Kruk: Ook. Ah Ah! Ah Ah! Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Competitive (free entry)
  3. Casual
  4. Cancel
1

Fairy Queen: Not yet, %USERNAME%, but it looks like we'll need to ask you for your help again, I'm afraid. I'll be able to tell you more once we have finished making our battle plans.

1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your fire cape for 50,000 coins.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Plank': 5 coins
  3. Exchange 5: 25 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I wonder what that was all about?

1

Wise Old Man: Well, do get a move on! I need 5 Blood runes, 10 Lava runes and 10 Mist runes, otherwise I'll be no use in a fight.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 8 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1

Auguste: As my first assistant, you will always be welcome to use a balloon. You'll have to bring your own fuel, though.

1

Player: You tell 'em.

1

Nature Spirit: Alright, my friend. Return to me when you have all that is required. I shall be waiting.

1

Rufus: Surrre! Here you go.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Yil: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1

Ali the Camel Man: Thank you.

1

Player: Ok, here's 50 gp.

1
  1. Status: 6 charges left.
  2. Break the necklace.
  3. Cancel.
1

Ghost: There are those who walk in the Shadow Realm whom should not.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: When you want to buy something, you tell us what you want, and give us the cash you're willing to spend on it.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: We'll look for someone who's selling those items at your price, and we'll perform the trade. You can then collect the items here, or at any bank, along with any left-over cash.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: That's all the essential information you need to get started. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Player: What are you dwarves doing in this factory?

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to fossil island wyverns on Fossil Island, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Guildmaster: Let me see what you've got there. Ah, yes, one of the champions. Just head downstairs and you'll find your challenge waiting in the arena. Hand that scroll to the doorman to get in.

1

Turael: Wolves are pack animals, so you'll always find them in groups. Watch out for their bite, it can be nasty.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Big bones': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 20 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Banker: No. Staff only beyond this point. You can't come in here.

1

Duradel: You need more training before you earn that honour, though.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're currently assigned to bring balance to kalphite in the task-only Kalphite Cave; you have %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. What was I supposed to do again?
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Drink from the vial in the enclosure when you're ready to fight. I'll deduct 5,000 coins from the coffer when you do.

1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your fire cape and your dragon defender.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Very well, thank you.
  3. I need more practice at it...
  4. Can you explain the fundamentals again?
  5. What must I do to wear a Herblore skillcape?
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look like you've travelled a fair distance.
  3. Okay, show me the prices of logs.
  4. Sorry, I need to be making tracks.
1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well be quick about it.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I'm afraid I don't have that much with me.

1

Bolongo: I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.

1

Treznor: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I haven't been able to make some stew that Dave likes yet.
  3. What's it like living so close to the wilderness?
  4. How did Dave come to be evil?
  5. What's happened to my cat?
1

Arianwyn: I just have a few things to gather before I depart for Baxtorian Falls. I'll meet you there.

1

Katrine: I'll be giving a master thieves armband to the one who retrieved that. I know it wasn't you.

1

Captain Ninto: Here you go, have a dashing pilot's scarf.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting mutated zygomites; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting banshees; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Kruk: However, I'm afraid that this is the end of the line for you.

1

Yellow Fortune Secretary: Thanks, it's appreciated.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fever Spiders.

1

Kathy Corkat: Ooh, and you almost had me persuaded!

1

Malignius Mortifer: You will need a pair of secateurs, you will also need to gather an Avantoe herb, an Irit leaf and a Blue dragon scale.

1

Nieve: Okay, from now on, all the Slayer Masters will assign you anything from their lists, regardless of your combat level.

1

Fossegrimen: But for you, I would have you offer me 400 raw shark, raw manta ray, raw sea turtle and raw bass. But if you had completed the Fremennik elite diary, it would have been 200.

1

Player: Oh, it was just a spider crawling across the lens!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Good luck with that.
  3. What's wrong with the patches?
1

Head chef: If you ever achieve level 99 cooking you'll get to wear one too and doing so means you'll never burn any food!

1

Gnome on a rack: You beastly little blighter!

1

Brugsen Bursen: What had you in mind?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void ranger helm: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 245,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Okay Tiffy.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void Knight gloves: 30,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 210,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Err, no thanks.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting cave slimes; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some armour?
  3. Can I switch respawns please?
  4. Do you have any jobs for me yet?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Jossik: Wow! It's Guthix's Book of Balance! I thought these things had all vanished! Well, it's all yours, I hope you appreciate it.

1

Purple Pewter Secretary: That ore needs to go on the trade floor soon, %USERNAME%, please hurry back with it.

1

Bolongo: I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.

1
  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: I'd like to access my bank account please.

1

Gardener Ghost: E's dead, just like everyone else round 'ere ... 'cept for me.

1

Sir Vyvin: As you wish.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you want to trade?
  3. Nice cloak.
  4. Could you sell me a dragon scimitar?
1
  1. Vyre noble corset
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Ahab: Nothin' at the moment, but then again the Customs Agents are on the warpath right now.

1

Ruantun: I will happily make you thisss pot, but you mussst bring me a bar of sssilver... Alasss, I can no longer collect my own ingredientsss, and mussst remain here...

1

Player: No problem, I hope you get better soon.

1

Penda: Thank you so much!

1

Player: No thanks, old tree.

1

Player: Can I have all your money?

1

Selena: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
1

Vannaka: You're still hunting green dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: MMMmmph!

1
  1. Leave the Library Historical Archive?
  2. Yes please
  3. No thanks.
1

Observatory assistant: You may want to check out the book on the table, and perhaps look around for a grave...

1

Troll child: Please try harder! I love my mommy and daddy!

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Ava's assembler: 75,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Apothecary: Have you been to 'cure' Unferth by dressing up in white robes, wearing the hat and giving him a vial of water?

1

Fisherman: Welcome back brother %FREMENNIK_NAME%. It has been too long since last we spoke! The fish are really biting today!

1

Elnock Inquisitor: You'd better clear some space in your inventory for a butterfly net and 7 jars and a collector's scroll, then.

1
  1. Farming cape(t)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Encourage the power to arise.
  3. Suppress the rising power.
1

Monk of Entrana: Okay, let's board...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grimesquit and Phingspet
  3. Jimmy Dazzler
  4. Smokin' Joe
1

Player: Nope, I haven't figured out why the zogres are here yet.

1

Tutab: Would you like to buy or sell some magical items?

1

Bunkwicket: Can't you see I'm busy?

1

Player: What sort of things are you selling?

1

King Sorvott IV: Useless, disloyal cat.

1

Thirus: Sorry, human, I'm afraid you need more of a reputation in Lovakengj before I can sell you anything.

1

Vannaka: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Mazchna in Morytania.

1

Drezel: Thank you. I need 27 more.

1

Arianwyn: Well don't take too long. Every second we waste is a big risk.

1

Doctor Orbon: That's okay. Just don't go near those sheep. When you can find the money come back here.

1

Player: Oh dear. I don't have any money.

1

Oracle: Yes, I can. But I'm not going to.

1

Dreven: I want 4 sacks of cabbages for that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you know about the vampyres?
  3. What do you know about Drakan?
  4. I need to get going.
  5. Previous options...
1

Player: Aww. Poor Squishy.

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Godfather...Fairy Nuff...the Queen, I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care. I just want my crops to start growing again. Come back and claim your reward once they've had a chance to grow.

1

Drezel: Thank you. I need 2 more.

1

Vannaka: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am quite impressed by your equipment, but it's not the sort I'd recommend myself. Try more conventional forms of accuracy enhancement.

1

Steve: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the Chaos Fanatic %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks; I've got all the Crafting equipment I need.
  3. Let's see what you've got, then.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting nechryael; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to trolls in Keldagrim, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: No thanks; I've got all the Crafting equipment I need.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1

Herman Caranos: You seem fairly tough, but I don't think you know enough about diplomacy. I'd be sending you to beg a favour from a very important man.

1

Auguste: You can release the balloon and watch it float in the air, just use a tinderbox on it.

1

Wise Old Man: Alright, whenever you're ready. I've stocked up on runes again.

1

Bank guard: Ok.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Lock item (Imbued saradomin cape)
  3. Cancel
1

Fairy Nuff: Maybe to you, but you'd be surprised how many adventurer's are willing to pay those prices.

1

Krystilia: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Remove the fang from the staff?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

King Lathas: Well keep at it. Come to me when you have something to report.

1

Mizaru: Tasty Banana. Thanks mate!

1

Duradel: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Chaeldar in Zanaris.

1

Miss Schism: Also he always seemed so poor. When I went round to collect donations for the Draynor Manor Restoration Fund, he couldn't spare them a penny!

1
  1. Iron Women cannot give bonds away.
  2. Proceed
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Start dream: Me
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Mahogany plank': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 10 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your Ava's assembler for 75,000 coins.

1

Head chef: I can't sell you one here. Try talking to me later.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Keep searching for the others. If you've dropped any, then you will need to go back to where you got it from.

1

Player: That's nice.

1

Hell-kitten: I'm 5 months old.

1

Player: Okay, show me the prices of logs.

1
  1. Wearing this amulet will give you a PK skull.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Larrissa: Please adventurer... Do not let curiosity get the better of you! We Have to fix the lighthouse before any accidents happen!

1

Tamayu: ... and it does seem extremely sick!

1

Sir Amik Varze: Nothing I can think of at the moment...

1

Purple Pewter Director: Happy to hear that!

1
  1. Abyssal orphan: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enchant 1 vial
  3. Enchant 5 vials
  4. Enchant 10 vials
1

Rowdy dwarf: Good, good... now get me some vampyre dust within 16 minutes, and I'll have ehm... I don't know, I'll have something for you!

1

Islwyn: Look after yourself.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're currently assigned to bring balance to blue dragons in Taverley Dungeon; you have %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Krystilia: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Lunar Isle
  4. 3: Barrows
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Would you like to setup a bank pin?
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Pirate Jackie the Fruit: Arrr, ye'll 'ave make more space in yer pack.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, pleasure doin' business with ya.

1

Dalldav: We keep all these old toys to train our children with, but if people will part with coins for them, then they are theirs!

1

Player: Goodbye, trader.

1

Brown Engine Secretary: The Brown Engine has noted your willingness to help.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Falador
  3. 2: Varrock
  4. 3: Camelot
  5. Cancel
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you lass, you're dismissed.

1

Bardur: Be gone with you then!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Lunar Isle
  3. 2: Varrock
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1

Glenda: Here, look at my lovely gems.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Where's my thread, %USERNAME%?

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Monk: We like it that way actually! We get disturbed less. We still get rather a large amount of travellers looking for sanctuary and healing here as it is!

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be an iron scimitar.

1

Bailey: Well, be very careful out there! Those dratted slugs have been joined by giant lobsters!

1

Player: I think that's probably you.

1

Ghost guard: You need to go to the Temple and earn some. Talk to the disciples - they will tell you how.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Troll Stronghold
  3. 2: Weiss
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Spirit of Scorpius: The might of mortals, to me, is as the dust to the sea.

1
  1. Prayer: 11,550 XP
  2. Accept
  3. Choose again
1

Auguste: You need a ball of wool and an unlit candle.

1

Larxus: I believe I mentioned you're only allowed to take Weapons into this duel.

1

Wise Old Man: I've wandered through the vast desert that lies south of Al Kharid and seen the great walls of Menaphos and Sophanem.

1

Gypsy Aris: Ok suit yourself.

1

Chaeldar: You're currently assigned to kill infernal mages; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Guard: Will you stop that?

1

Player: Ok, if you say so...

1
  1. Restore the helm to its green form?
  2. Yes. You will not get the mutagen back.
  3. No, leave it this colour.
1
  1. Status: 24 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Guard: In this day and age we're all soldiers. No time to waste gassing, Fight! Fight! Fight!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 50,000,000 coins to activate it.
  3. Cancel.
1

Man: Yes, please go away now.

1

Chaeldar: You're currently assigned to kill basilisks; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Not at the moment, I'm afraid. We need someone with a little more experience. Come back when you've trained up a bit.

1

Radimus Erkle: It's hardly legendary if you fail a quest because you can't find some papyrus!

1
  1. Leaf-bladed sword
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Fisherman Frodi: Who are you again?

1

Konar quo Maten: You're currently assigned to bring balance to bloodveld in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon; you have %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Kq head (tattered)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Vannaka: You're currently assigned to kill shades; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 10 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Xil-%USERNAME%?

1

Goreu: In time, once the war is over, assuming we survive it.

1

A butt: Meow!

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go, happy doing business with you!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: OW! The mixture exploded!

1

Dantaera: I want 10 jute fibres for that.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Senntisten
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Vannaka: You're currently assigned to kill basilisks; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Pirate: A pox on ye!

1

Player: Hi, Merlin. I was wondering, can I change my respawn point back to Lumbridge?

1

Moldof: You're more than welcome to it, for getting our belongings back.

1

Surok Magis: No thanks, I don't need that.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  5. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  3. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
1

Surok Magis: Like I said, it's lying around here in the library somewhere. It should be easy enough to find.

1

Froono: Hee Hee Hee. It worked! Thanks mister.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take the jester's hat.
  3. Take the jester's top.
  4. Take the jester's tights.
1
  1. Start dream: Corrupt Lizardman
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting scorpions; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  3. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
1

Yuri: I don't have time for this right now.

1

Player: Very true. I'll leave you to prepare.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Lock item (Imbued saradomin max cape)
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Barrows
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Vannaka: You're still hunting hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Start dream: Black Demon
  2. Proceed.
  3. Not just now.
1
  1. Guthix staff
  2. Proceed to cast Low Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Oronwen: What good is a bit of paper to me?

1
  1. Sailing to Prifddinas costs 3,560 coins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your decorative armour: 5,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 80,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 5 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

1

Father Badden: But you will need Silverlight for this task. You should go back and get it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's trade for rewards.
  3. Can I have a PK skull, please?
  4. Let's talk about Bounty Hunting.
  5. I'll leave you alone.
1
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
1

Player: Okay, okay, sheesh, keep your hair on...

1

Player: ...I'll come back later.

1

Doris: Hello dearie. Did Dave like the stew you gave him?

1

Fayeth: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

1
  1. Guthan's chainskirt 0
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Lord Ieuan Amlodd: As you wish.

1
  1. You need a hunter level of 73 to catch this creature.
  2. Dismantle the trap anyway and let the creature escape.
  3. Cancel
1

Demon butler: Greetings. My Lord Pollnivneach is in his chapel. Shall I take thee to him?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel
1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook. Ah Ah! Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, I've done what I can, but you're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 5 coins each, cups 13 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Yanille
  3. 2: Draynor Manor
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Ardougne
  3. 2: Camelot
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Ellamaria: Leave one's table alone, peasant!

1
  1. Exchange 9 scrolls for 6,975 points?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void ranger helm: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 290,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Smoggy: The east burner is empty.

1

Freaky Forester: I'm looking for Wackboodz.

1

Banker:

1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, I've done what I can, but you're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials cost 4 coins each, cups 4 coins each, and anything else is 5 coins each.

1

Chaeldar: You're currently assigned to kill wall beasts; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 201 uses: 4,020 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Romily Weaklax: Doesn't look like you have any of the 18 Redberry Pies I requested.

1

Dugopul: Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 110 uses: 2,200 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your Void Knight top and 5 more items.

1

Banker: Citizens don't deal with taxes. Nice try.

1

Lucien: I will be in my house, across the river south-east from Edgeville. It is next to the so-called Grand Exchange.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, I've done what I can, but you're a bit short of empty vessels or cash. Empty vials will cost you 5 gp each, cups 5 gp each and anything else will be 5 gp each.

1
  1. Iron platebody (t)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Elder Guard: Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are Adventure Paths?
  3. Do you have any Adventure Path starter kits for me?
  4. I'd like to claim my Adventure Path rewards.
  5. Can you show me some Adventure Paths?
  6. Disable Adventure Paths.
1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook. Ook Ook! Ook! Ook Ook!

1
  1. Granite ring
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Myreque prevail, Drezel, and good luck to you!

1
  1. Exchange all of your Tattered sun page's, Tattered moon page's
    and Tattered temple page's for 42,000 coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Next

  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
7557

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

2625
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
784
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
647
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
543
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
458

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

421
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
403
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
380
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
377
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
371
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
345
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
287
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
287
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
261
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
209

Player: Hi, I...

181
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
175
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
162
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
131

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

106
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
104
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
102

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

93

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

81

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

76
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
74
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
73
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
73
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
73

Player: Hello.

72
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
72
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
69
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
69

Player: Hello there.

68
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
61
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
59

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

58

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

57
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
56

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

55
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
52

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

51
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
46
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
45
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
45
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
44

Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

44

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

44

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

41
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
41
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
39
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
39
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
39
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
38
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
38
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
38
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
36

Player: Hello!

34
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
34

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

33
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
33
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
33
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
32

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

31
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
30

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

30

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

30
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
29
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
29

Uri: I have a story about that.

28

Bob Barter (herbs): Two plus two is four, minus one that's three...

28
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
27
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
27

Spirit tree: You're already here.

27

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

27

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

26
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
26

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

26

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

26
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
26

Uri: Can you stand me?

26

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

25
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
25

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

25

Eluned:

25
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
25
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
25

Nieve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

25

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

25

Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

25
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
24
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
23

Player: I think it wants some attention.

23

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

23

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

23

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

23
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
22

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

22

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

22
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
  6. I'm here to tell you about some new taxes.
22

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

21

Uri: What's cheese?

21

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

21

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

21

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

21

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

21
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
21
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
21
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
20

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

20

Falo the Bard: I really hope you can help me. Please show me the object my song is about!

20

Uri: Loser says what.

20

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

20

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

20

Player: Can I come through this gate?

20

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

20
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
19
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
19
  1. Really uncharge the trident?
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
19
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
19
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
19
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
19
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
19

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

19

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
18
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
18
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
18

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

18

Spirit tree: Hello gnome friend. Where would you like to go?

18
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
17

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

17

Uri: Actions have consequences.

17

Uri: *sneezes* What?

17

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

17
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
17
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
17

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

17

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

17

Player: I think it's hungry!

17
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
16
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
16

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

16

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.

16
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
16

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

16
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
16
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
16

Player: What's my current farming contract?

15
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
15
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
15
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
15

Alec Kincade: Greetings adventurer. Welcome to the Myths' Guild.

15
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
15

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

15
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
15
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
14

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

14

Player: Hello again.

14

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

14

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

14
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
14
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
14

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

14

Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
14

Player: Hello Veos.

13
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
13

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

13

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

13

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

13

Oronwen: Hello, can I help?

13

Banisoch: I think there's dragons down there. Make sure you're prepared.

13

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

12
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
12
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
12

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

12

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

12
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
12

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

12
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
12
  1. Give that bond to %OTHER_USERNAME% as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
12

Duradel: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

12

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

12

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

12

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

12
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
12

Gypsy Aris: Hello young one.

12
  1. Let the sigil teleport you when worn?
  2. Yes
  3. No.
12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
11

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

11

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

11

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

11
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
11

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

11

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
11

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
11

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

11
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
11
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? Or is there something else you need?

11

Mage of Zamorak: This is no place to talk! Meet me at the Varrock Chaos Temple!

11

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

10

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

10

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
10

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

10

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

10

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

10

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

10

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

10

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

10

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Is there anything else interesting to do around here?
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
10

Player: Hello there, King Narnode.

10

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome Traveller. I am King Narnode. It's nice to see an outsider.

10

King Arthur: Welcome to my court. I am King Arthur.

10
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
10

Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

9

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

9

Juna: Tell me... a story...

9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

9

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

9

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
9
  1. Enter the laboratory? The door is notorious for getting jammed.
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
9
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

9
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Charge the scythe
  3. Uncharge the scythe
9

Reldo: Hello stranger.

9
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
9
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
9
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

9

Wyson the gardener: If I'm not mistaken, you've got some body parts from a big mole there! I'll trade it for bird nests if ye likes. Or was ye wantin' some woad leaves instead?

9
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
9

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

8

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

8

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

8

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

8
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
8
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
8

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

8
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
8
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 520,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
8

Player: Hi!

8
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

8

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

8

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

8
  1. Uncharge your staff for all its charges? (regaining %NUMBER_COMMA% blood runes)
  2. Proceed.
  3. Cancel.
8

Bartender: What can I do yer for?

8

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to the fleet?

8

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

8

Legends guard: Yes sir, how can I help you?

8

Treznor: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

8
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add all pages.
  3. Remove pages.
8

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

8

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

8

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

8

Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

8

Doric: Hello traveller, what brings you to my humble smithy?

8

Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

8

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

8

Veos: Hello there.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Withdraw coins.
  4. Cancel
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Observe a specific party
  3. Observe recent party
  4. Cancel
8

Thessalia: Do you want to buy any fine clothes?

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

8

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
7
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
7
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
7

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

7

Player: What's going on here?

7
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
7
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

7
  1. Really donate %NUMBER_COMMA% coins?
  2. Donate it.
  3. Cancel.
7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

7

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

7

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

7

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

7
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check charges.
  3. Toggle action when amulet breaks.
7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
7
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
7

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

7

Lord Ieuan Amlodd: The Grand Library of Prifddinas, such a beautiful place. You will be the first to step foot there for hundreds of years.

7
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
7

Player: I found Ruantun in Draynors sewers. He made me this pot, now where can I get some fresh blood to fill it with?

7
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
7

Bob Barter (herbs): I don't think you've got anything that I can decant.

7

Roavar: Here you go!

7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

7
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
7

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

7

Player: Hi there.

7

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana... Why do you make such strange sounds and disturb the peace of the jungle?

7

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

7

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

7

Lesser Fanatic: Hello!

7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

7

Krystilia: Yeah? What do you want?

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
7
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to stay here.
7

Rantz: Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy?

7

Player: How would I go about protecting this nautical fellow from the curse of the culinaromancer then?

7

Femi: Well done!

7

Gossip: Oh, I remember you. You're the one that discovered Lord Sinclair's murderer. Well, I can tell you, strange things are afoot once again.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Apply it, and don't ask this again.
  4. Cancel.
7

Vannaka: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

7

Player: Hello

7

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

7

Player: What's going on here? I see a lot of farming patches with nothing growing in them.

7

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

7
  1. Bracelet of ethereum
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
7

Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

6

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

6

Taria: I have a question for you.

6
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

6
  1. Status: 9 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
6
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
6
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

6
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
6

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

6

Steve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

6
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
6

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

6

Roavar: M-my lord Malak, what brings you here?

6

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

6

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

6

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

6

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

6
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
6

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

6

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

6

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

6

Lucien: I seek a hero to go on an important mission!

6

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

6

Cave monk: Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods,

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

6
  1. Pay 60,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 60,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
6

Squire: Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin.

6
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
6
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
6

Robin: Here you go.

6

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

6

Hans: Well done.

6
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
6

Yohnus: Sorry Bwana - I charge a fee of 20 coins to use my furnace.

6

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

6

Player: Do I know you?

6

Cook: Well done.

6

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

6

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have a newspaper, please?
  3. How much does a paper cost?
  4. Varrock Herald? Never heard of it.
  5. Anything interesting in there?
6

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

6

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

6

Gypsy: You will need to feed King Awowogei his favourite dish.

6

Amy: Hey I'm Amy, how may I help you?

6

Player: I'd like a construction contract.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
6

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
6

Dwarven Ferryman: Hello there, want a ride?

6

Veliaf Hurtz: You're back. Any luck in Canifis?

6
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
6

Player: How can I help the Lumbridge Guide?

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

6

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

6
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
6

Player: Good day to you, Elena.

6

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes, or perhaps I could combine the charges on yer teleport jewellery.

6

Player: Good day King Lathas.

6

Player: Hello young man.

6

Daero: Hello again, adventurer. Would you like to return to the hangar?

6

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

5
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
5
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
5

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

5
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
5

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

5

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

5

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

5

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

5

Otto Godblessed: Good day, you seem a hearty warrior. Maybe even some barbarian blood in that body of yours?

5

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

5

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

5

Soldier (tier 1): Hello. Do you fancy a fight? It's just a bit of fun, so I can practice melee combat. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

5
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

5
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Gypsy: %USERNAME%, I must warn you, inside that dimension you will have no assistance from the gods, and your prayers will not work at all!

5
  1. Status: 16 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

5

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

5

Legends guard: Yes ma'am, how can I help you?

5
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Edmond: Can I help you?

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

5
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
5
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
5

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

5
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
5
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
5

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
5

Player: Hi.

5
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over all.
5

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

5

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

5

Radimus Erkle: Well, it looks as if you have some interesting items there. Let's have a look at them! --Sir Radimus sees the gilded totem pole.--

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
5
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

5

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

5
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
5

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

5
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
5

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. You'd better deal with it before returning.

5

Player: Hello. Do you need any help? I'm looking for a quest.

5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

5
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
5
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
5

Eluned: I'm afraid you don't have enough money.

5
  1. Swap 60 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
5

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Varrock achievement diary!

5

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

5

Cook: Hello friend, how is the adventuring going?

5

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

5

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

5

Auguste: Well, let's get going!

5

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

5

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

5

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?

5

Eniola: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?

5
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
  5. Clockwork toy
5

Sigmund: Can I help you?

5

Nieve: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

5
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
5
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
5

Vannaka: Here, have this.

5

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

5

Player: I have retrieved your crest.

5
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
5

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe... task... incomplete...

5

Rat Burgiss: Hello there. I'm Rat.

5
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
5

Player: Now I am a knight of the round table, do you have any more quests for me?

5
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the infusion.
  3. Cancel.
5

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

5

Player: Hello Elkoy.

5

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

5

Player: Hello there, What's wrong?

5
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
5

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

5

Irena: Boo hoo! Oh dear, my only daughter....

5
  1. Leave the Gnome Stronghold?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
5

Banisoch: Yes?

5

Le-sabrè: Hello, welcome to Morytania!

5
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Empty coffer
  4. Cancel
5
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
5

Player: Hey, who are you?

5

Rohak: Hello again, youngster.

5

Armourer (tier 2): What can I do for you, friend?

5

Vigroy: I am offering a cart ride to Brimhaven, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  5. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
5

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

4

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

4

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

4

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

4

Player: Hello there!

4

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

4

Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

4
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Un-note: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
4

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

4

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
4
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, lassie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

4

Luthas: Congratulations.

4

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

4

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

4

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

4

Garkor: We'll keep the breach secure, %USERNAME%. You should head to the crash site to make sure Glough is dealt with, once and for all.

4

Gypsy: To protect this noble knight from the magic of the culinaromancer, you will have to give him a creme brulee.

4

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about Recipe for Disaster.
  3. Talk about something else.
4

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

4

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

4

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

4

Fortunato: Can I help you at all?

4

Player: Hello there, what's going on here?

4

Nieve: Are you ready to go, %USERNAME%?

4

Rasolo: Have you retrieved my gilded cross for me yet?

4

Fycie: Human done good!

4
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
4
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the alchemical combination.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
4

Vyrewatch: Stand where you are!

4

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

4
  1. Do you wish to pass through the flames?
  2. Yes - I know I'll get hurt.
  3. No way!
4

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

4
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
4

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

4

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over elite clue.
  6. Hand over all.
4

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

4

Player: What happened here?

4

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

4

Player: I have some bones for you.

4

Junior Navigator: You should probably talk to the lead navigator, he's calling the shots around here.

4

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
4

Thormac: Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

4
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4

Werewolf: Good luck down there, my friend. Remember, to the west is the main agility course, while to the east is a skullball course.

4

Player: I've got you the limpwurt roots!

4

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good show on getting into the White Knights, what?

4

Player: Hello?

4

Wise Old Man: Hello again, %USERNAME%! I must thank you for persuading me to come - I feel quite invigorated in the sea breeze!

4

Player: Hello. How are you?

4

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

4

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

4
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

4

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

4

Cook: Great! You're back!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
4
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Quest Point Cape.
  3. Something else.
4
  1. You can only own one of these. Recharge jar generator?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

4

Player: Hello, my name is %USERNAME%. Who are you?

4

Kangai Mau: Hello. I Kangai Mau of the Rantuki tribe.

4

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
  4. Clockwork toy
4

Player: That looks disgusting, but it's what the cook asked for...

4

Player: Hello, King Narnode.

4

Player: Which one of these am I actually meant to be saving?

4

Thorgel: Here you go.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
4

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

4

Aggie: What can I help you with?

4

Elise: Hello!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

4

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

4

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

4

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

4

Player: Hello, are you okay?

4

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
4

Player: Hello, I'm...

4

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Tristan.
  3. Talk about something else.
4
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Player: Hello there. My name's %USERNAME%.

4

Roavar: You're interested in our speciality, I see. Would you like to buy some?

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

4
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4

Player: Evil Dave? What's he doing on the secret council?

4
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4

Father Aereck: Welcome to the church of holy Saradomin.

4

Hetty: What could you want with an old woman like me?

4

Player: How do I protect you I wonder....

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
4
  1. Pay 2,500 coins to use the Blast Furnace?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

4
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 580,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
4

Keeper of Keys: 1 adventurer is inside the cave.

4

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

4
  1. Help the man?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

4

Abigaila: What can I help you with, dear?

4

Kob: What you do here, human?

4

Auguste: Greetings! Would you like to be my number one accomplice? I mean, assistant?

4

Player: I have convinced the ogres and trolls not to form an alliance with the monkeys.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls south of Mount Quidamortem.

4

Olaf Hradson: Who is that? Identify yourself!

4
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
4
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with tinderboxes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
4

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I've got some stuff you left at the shrine earlier. You should get it back from me before sacrificing yourself again.

4

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs?

4

Player: Ook Ook!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any quests for me?
  3. Other
4

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Western Achievement Diary!

4

Squire: Greetings, brave knight!

4

Dimintheis: Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon.

4

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Western achievement diary!

4

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

4

Abbot Langley: Greetings traveller.

4

Player: Hi. Interesting building you have here.

4

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

4

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

4

Berry: Greetings, adventurer. I'm afraid only skilled woodcutters may enter the woodcutting guild.

4

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you sir, what brings you to our little town?

4

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

4

Player: Hello monk.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
4
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
4
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
4
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
3
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

3
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Player: Hey Perdu, I have something here that I'd like you to repair!

3
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Something else...
3

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

3
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
3

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

3
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
3
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the west.

3
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
3
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
3

Baraek: I must ask you something...

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Meiyerditch Laboratories.

3

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

3

Eohric: I have a question for you.

3

Player: Good day.

3

Player: I brought you some more essence.

3
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: Do you know of anything I can do in Morytania?

3

Larry: I can't speak right now. I have too much to do. I will contact you when the time is right.

3
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
3
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Goreu: Here, solve this.

3
  1. Remove the kitchen?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

3

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

3

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

3

Gallow: I have a question for you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

3

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

3

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

3

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
3

Hans: Well done, here you go.

3

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

3

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

3

Bank guard: Yes?

3

Sir Tiffy Cashien: What ho, sirrah. Jolly good show on the old training grounds thingy, what?

3
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Runecrafting
  3. Solus Dellagar
3

Brimstail: Well done!

3
  1. Archaic points remaining: %NUMBER_COMMA%
  2. Spend the archaic points in the original shop.
  3. Visit the new shop.
  4. Discard your archaic points.
3
  1. What do you want to talk about?
  2. Lamps.
  3. Your quest.
  4. Impling jars.
3

Vyrewatch: Need something?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

3

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

3

Squire: I have a question for you.

3

Ug: Arrrghhh, die man-thing!

3

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

3

Player: Hah! Got you now!

3
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

3

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

3

Jossik: Hello again, adventurer. What brings you this way?

3

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

3

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

3

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

3

Emily: Heya! What can I get you?

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Icyene Graveyard.
3

Player: Hello, who are you?

3

Bert: Eeee, wha' shall I do! I'll mos' certainly lose tha job...

3

Marisi: I have a question for you.

3

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

3
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
3
  1. You will not get the upgrade kit back.
  2. Okay, remove the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
3

Hickton: I have a question for you.

3

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

3

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

3

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

3

Konar quo Maten: I see we have a new arrival. A bringer of death. Tell me, have you come to serve the balance?

3

Hunding: Well done.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

3

Demon butler: Greetings! I am Alathazdrar, butler to the Demon Lords, and I offer thee my services for a mere 10000 coins!

3

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

3
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

3
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

3

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Waterfall Dungeon.

3

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Western achievement diary!

3

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

3
  1. Status: 13 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls on Death Plateau.

3

Baxtorian: Oh... Hello. Good work finding Lord Crwys and Lady Hefin. I never thought I'd see the other elders again, maybe we'll have a chance with them alongside us.

3

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

3

Cook: What am I to do?

3

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

3

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

3

Gerrant: Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also buy anything you catch off you.

3

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

3

Hassan: Hey, do not treat the Emir's palace like a climbing frame for children, whoever you are!

3

Goblin Cook: Go away human, me's busy here!

3

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

3

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

3

Councillor Unkar: ...and he says that it's of the greatest urgency.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

3

Player: What's Kraken?

3

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

3

Fossegrimen: What can I do for you?

3

Veronica: Can you please help me? I'm in a terrible spot of trouble.

3

Knight: Cough... Hey, over here.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge 'Kharedst's Memoirs'
  3. Do nothing.
3

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

3

Ava: Hello there and welcome to my humble abode. It's sadly rather more humble than I'd like, to be honest, although perhaps you can help with that?

3

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

3

Vestri: Hmmph. What do you want?

3

Burntmeat: Always humans running through Burntmeat's kitchen these days. It never used to be like dis.

3

Player: Sir Amik Varze sent me to meet you here for some sort of testing...?

3

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

3

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

3

Emblem Trader: Don't suppose you've come across any strange... emblems or artefacts along your journey? Antique emblems, or archaic emblems - I trade in either sort.

3

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You want help JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in the Troll Stronghold.

3

Player: Greetings. Would you happen to be Johnathon Fitzharmon?

3

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Wanting to go to the Island of Stone?

3
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
3

Player: Whoooah! That was a bit of a misfire.

3

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

3
  1. Combine the Alchemical hydra heads with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Status: 32 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Dr Jekyll: Sorry, I'm trying to get a herb from %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

3
  1. Wearing this amulet will give you a PK skull.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
3

Apothecary: Well done.

3

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

3
  1. Status: 18 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

3
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
3

King Narnode Shareen: Adventurer! It is good to see you again.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Gauntlets
3

Garden supplier: Do you want to buy some garden plants?

3

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

3
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
3

Player: How can I help Skrach?

3

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

3
  1. Pay 6 handfuls of barley malt?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Auguste: Do you want to use the balloon? Just so you know, some locations require special logs and high Firemaking skills.

3
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

3

Garth: Hello there. Interested in hearing the tale of Serafina?

3

Mawrth: Here, have this.

3

Player: How are you doing today?

3

Cabin Boy Colin: Hello again. Coming back to Corsair Cove?

3

Gossip: There's some kind of commotion up at the Sinclair place I hear. Not surprising all things considered.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
3

Captain Ned: Ah, it's good to be on board a ship again! No matter how long I live on land, a ship will always seem better. Are you ready to depart?

3

Player: Do you have the key to the excavation site yet?

3
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
3

Seaman Lorris: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

3

Player: Hey Bob!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
3

Relobo Blinyo (logs): Hello, my friend. Would you like me to show you the prices of logs?

3
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Rigour
  3. Cancel
3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

3

Mistag: It is good to see you again! The Dorgeshuun Council would like to ask a favour of you, if you are interested.

3

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

3

Mord Gunnars: Hello, are you %FREMENNIK_NAME% by any chance?

3

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've nothing I can combine. Maybe ye needs to take yer stuff up to the Wilderness and charge it on the Fountain of Rune. It be more powerful than me.

3
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Pay 20 coins to use the furnace.
  3. Pay 20 coins and don't ask again.
  4. Cancel.
3

Player: Hello old man.

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

3

Captain Rovin: What are you doing up here? Only the palace guards are allowed up here.

3

Fernahei: Welcome to Fernahei's Fishing Shop Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

3

Episcula Helsing: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

3
  1. Do you want to talk about lamps?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. No, I'm more interested in impling jars.
3

Bugs: Dad says you can get a lift to Karamja with us if you want? But you's gives us two chompy first!

3

Steve: 'Ello, can I help you?

3

Waydar: Shall we return to Crash Island?

3

Elnock Inquisitor: Ah, good day, it's you again. What can I do for you?

3

Player: What's a gnome doing here?

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
3

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

3

Captain Tock: Ahoy, young lad. Might ye be able to help me, perhaps? I be in a spot of bother.

3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons.

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Simon: Hello there, are you interested in buying one of my special capes?

3
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
2

Hairdresser: Good afternoon sir. In need of a haircut are we? Or perhaps a shave? The service costs 1000 coins.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
2
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change view.
  3. Exit.
2

Player: Hello Sir Amik.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cockatrice.

2

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

2

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

2

Rasolo: Greetings friend. I am Rasolo, the famous merchant. Would you care to see my wares?

2

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

2

Nature Spirit: Ahhrs Oooohh arhhhhAHhhh.

2

Soldier (tier 2): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

2

Player: Are you hungry?

2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

2
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
2

Duradel: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
2

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

2
  1. Remove the parlour?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

2

Olaf the Bard: Hello again to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Us bards should stick together, what?

2

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

2

Player: Hi there, looks like you're in some trouble.

2

Hatius Cosaintus: Good day.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

2

Armourer (tier 1): Thank you very much.

2

Bryn: What are you doing down here?

2

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

2

Oneiromancer: Answer this, please.

2

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have one council member left to protect!

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

2

Soldier (tier 5): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 4 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

2

Player: This door appears to be locked.

2
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Stay.
2

Elite Void Knight: Do you wish me to upgrade any Void Knight armour for you?

2
  1. Pay 3 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

2
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

2

Arianwyn: Welcome back %USERNAME%. While you were gone, I filled Baxtorian in on everything that has happened. I also took the liberty of calling the others here, so that we can discuss our next move.

2

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2
  1. Status: 34 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

2

Player: Is it true a level 3 skiller caught one of your siblings?

2
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert BOTH - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert ONE - you will not get your scroll back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
2

Ewesey: Here you go.

2
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
2

Culinaromancer: You should not meddle in affairs that do not concern you!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Start Mapping Kharazi Jungle.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

2

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

2

Player: I've destroyed the airships!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Wanted! Quest
  3. Ask about buying armour.
  4. Can I switch respawns, please?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Tell me about this portal.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
2

Player: What's this? The bridge is out - I'll need to find another way in. I can see a ladder up there coming out of a hole; there must be a tunnel that leads here...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I wanna get out of here!
  3. Erk! No, I want to stay in the grove.
2

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

2

Gate Keeper: I've received orders to let you through if you want. Good luck.

2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Hey!

2

Seer: Many greetings.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
2
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

2

Gujuo: Hello Bwana, I'm very pleased to see you again. Things seem much happier now in the Kharazi Jungle. I suspect that it is down to your good doings!

2

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

2

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Askeladden: Sure thing buddy! I'd say take better care of this one, but it's just a rock! I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

2

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

2

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

2

Player: Phew! I just made it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the dragon threat.
  3. Talk about something else.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

2

Player: Hi Jorral, I have come to ask you to help with something.

2
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2

Watchtower Wizard: Who are you? Are you one of the new guards?

2

Edward: Here, solve this.

2

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

2

Player: I can't see the bottom of the ladder. I think I'll leave it be, for now.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
2

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

2

Malignius Mortifer: So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?

2

Malak: Ah, the wandering hero returns! I take it you have dispatched poor old Dessous for me?

2
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

2

Horphis: I have a question for you.

2

Brother Aimeri: Greetings traveller, I was injured while exploring down here. Could you spare me some cooked fish, meat or vegetables?

2

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

2

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

2

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about a quest.
  3. Talk about something else.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over medium clue.
  3. Cancel.
2

Jimmy Dazzler: Ah %USERNAME% aren't you just the ticket?

2

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

2

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

2

Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

2

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*

2
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
2

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

2

Luminata: Here, solve this.

2

Player: Hey puss! What do you reckon about that cat on the door? Do you think you can open it?

2

Trossa: Can I help you, traveller?

2

Player: We're all here, let's get started on this statue!

2
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
2

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

2

Bartender: Can I help you?

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Juna: Here you go.

2

Treznor: I want one basket of oranges for that.

2

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Gertrude: Well done.

2

Thormac: How goes your quest?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
2

Shantay: Well done.

2
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: ... Sigmund escaped again, but Zanik and I destroyed the machine and Dorgesh-Kaan was saved!

2

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

2

Treznor: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

2

Commander Veldaban: %USERNAME%! Have you heard?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello there! Are you alright?
  3. I need to know about the Red Axe...
2

Miriam: Hello, human. Can I help you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I can find the Phoenix Gang?
  3. Can you sell me some furs?
  4. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
2

Melee combat tutor: Greetings adventurer, I am the Melee combat tutor. Is there anything I can do for you?

2
  1. Status: 20 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a pike, cooked by you.

2

Player: ... So that was how I found the Imcando Dwarves and got the Knight a new sword.

2

Player: Hello again!

2

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

2

Breive: Hey, you don't *cough* wanna go in there without *cough* some kind of protection from the smoke. Your lungs aren't as tough as *wheeze* mine.

2

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

2

Culinaromancer: I still have a few tricks left!

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

2

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

2

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: Leave me, human, I have a sacrifice to prepare. If you wish for information, go and see the High Priestess.

2

High Priestess Zul-Harcinqa: Why do you bother the High Priestess of Zulrah, human?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

2

Jossik: *cough* Please... please help me... I think my leg is broken, and those creatures will be back any minute now!

2
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
2

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

2

Tindel Marchant: Hello there! Welcome to my special antiques boutique.

2

Guard: I suppose I might as well let you pass now, since I can't seem to stop you anyway.

2
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

2

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

2

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

2

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

2

Woman: Oh thank you, you have freed me!

2

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

2

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

2

Arianwyn: %USERNAME%, you have returned. Did you discover anything in the Grand Library?

2

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

2

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in Keldagrim.

2

Nieve: I love farming, but I need some help!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Add one or all of this type?
  2. One
  3. All of this type
2

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon.

2

Player: Are you all right? You seem a little...incoherent.

2
  1. Enter the cave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Mayor Hobb: Ah, so good of you to finally join us %USERNAME%. To be honest, I never thought you'd make it this far.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

2
  1. Mystic robe top (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met, friend.

2

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

2

Key Master: Here you go.

2

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

2

Wounded soldier: Thanks. Hopefully I'll be back patrolling the city again soon.

2

Player: Hey Tiffy, I lost my CommOrb...

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Good day Proselyte. Is there anything I can do for you?

2

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

2

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

2
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
2

Legends guard: ! ! ! Attention ! ! !

2

Krystilia: You've already been assigned something.

2

Player: You fail to pick the gnome's pocket.

2

Romeo: Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet? Have you seen my Juliet?

2

Player: Greetings!

2

Player: Hello, how's it going?

2

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

2

Player: Can you help me with Zamorakian weapons?

2

The Collector: There! Now you'll be able to see the true beauty of everything you collect on your adventures.

2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Varrock Achievement Diary!

2

Lady Kelyn Ithell: Oh wow!

2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

2

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

2

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

2

Black Knight Titan: I am the Black Knight Titan! You must pass through me before you can continue in this realm!

2

Brother Tranquility: Excuse me...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2

Mysterious Stranger: Welcome adventurer, to the Hallowed Sepulchre. Are you here to claim some of the treasure within? It seems like the kind of activity one like you would appreciate.

2

Warrior: Hello there traveller.

2

Player: How would I go about getting a Master Thief armband?

2

Alfonse the waiter: Welcome to the Shrimp and Parrot. Would you like to order, madam?

2

Frog: Don't look at me, I'm just a frog. Ribbit! Ribbit!

2
  1. Combine the Vorkath's head with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Barlak: Those bones! Those are exactly the sort of thing I need! Will you sell them?

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
2

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

2
  1. Do you wish to dismantle this sword?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

My Arm: Ah, dulce domum.

2

Blast Furnace Foreman: You! Get to work!

2

Player: Hello. What are you doing here?

2

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you do to help a bold adventurer like myself?
  3. Praise be to Saradomin!
2

Monk of Zamorak: You better dress appropriately, if you want to go up there!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Slayer Tower.

2

Fairy: Be careful when you pick mushrooms near the strange ruins to the south. Some of them will try to eat you!

2

Squire: Hi, how can I help you?

2

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

2

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you sell me some furs?
  3. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
2

Sir Amik Varze: I am the leader of the White Knights of Falador. Why do you seek my audience?

2

Monk: Greetings traveller.

2

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

2

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young sir. Did you want to work on my farm?

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

2
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
2

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Smoke Devils in the Smoke Devil Dungeon.

2

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

2

Ignisia: Do you have something for me?

2

Turael: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

2

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

2

Player: I've lost my wolfbane dagger.

2

Dark Mage: Can I help you with something, traveller? I am experimenting with dark magic; it is a dangerous craft, and I prefer not to be disturbed.

2

Avan: So how are you doing getting me my perfect gold jewelry?

2

Flax keeper: Hello. I'm the flax keeper. I tend to the flax fields, keeping the yield and continued flax harvest healthy.

2

Dalcian Fang (easy): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

2

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

2

Master fisher: Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please feel free to make use of any of our facilities.

2

Player: Hello, little boy.

2

Guard: Sorry, you can't come in here unless you've completed the Dig Site quest.

2

Silver merchant: Silver! Silver! Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin!

2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor Achievement Diary!

2

Barman: Good day to you. What can I get you to drink?

2

Zooknock: Good day, %USERNAME%. What can I help you with?

2

Conwenna: What would you like me to craft for you?

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

2

Auguste: Hello, %USERNAME%. It is good to see you again. My enterprise has grown since we last met. I've expanded all over Gielinor!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Smoke Dungeon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
2
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 26 x Mahogany logs
  3. Something else...
2

Logosia: Shhhh!

2

Player: Hey Vorki, got any interesting dragon facts?

2

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

2

Flippa: Nope, you wrong person.

2

Gatekeeper: You may not pass through this door without paying the trading tax.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2
  1. Status: 4 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello, what is this place?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have any quests?
  5. I've released Petra, she should have returned.
  6. Ok, thanks.
2

Player: What's my current construction contract?

2

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? I can make planks from wood, oak, teak and mahogany logs. Or would you like to buy some other housing supplies?

2
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Yew logs
2

Player: Hey there, Hammerspike won't be bothering you anymore!

2

Player: That tunnel gets very narrow. I don't think I can squeeze through.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Here's the red mahogany you asked for.
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
2

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

2

Sandicrahb: Good day to you bwana.

2

Player: Hey, Rat! I got your pages back!

2

Romeo: Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?

2

Surok Magis: Well?

2

Elena: You're back! So what did Guidor say?

2

Old Man Yarlo: Do you need some help with the building work, young lady?

2

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

2

Player: Ahoy Cap'n!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2

Oziach: Aye, 'tis a fair day my friend.

2
  1. What do you want to make?
  2. Spade
  3. Chisel
  4. Rope
  5. Tinderbox
2

Brian: Well done.

2

Monkey Archer: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

2

Player: So... The Pyromancers, they're cool, right?

2

Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

2
  1. Submit to the light of Saradomin?
  2. Yes, let the light in.
  3. No, cancel.
2

Banker: You already have one of those.

2

Player: Juliet, I come from Romeo. He begs me to tell you that he cares still.

2

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

2

Demon butler: I am at thy command, my mistress.

2

King Vargas: Have you spoken to the citizens yet, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. Ok, the boat's ready, now tell me how to get a Jubbly?
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
2
  1. Status: 25 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Lieve McCracken: *hic* G'day! Do ya... ... well, do ya need any help with yer trident? *buuurrrp*

2

Monk: Good day to you adventurer, could you spare the time to help me?

2

Timfraku: I am the Chief of Tai Bwo Wannai Village! Who dares set foot in my hut?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Close.
2

Player: King Narnode, I need to talk!

2
  1. Status: 29 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: ... So that was how I foiled the cultists in their plan to resurrect Hazeel.

2

Bill Teach: I suppose ye'll be wantin' a lift while yer here, right lad?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
2

Bob: You don't have anything I can repair.

2
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
2

Player: How do I leave?

2
  1. Wearing this cape will give you a PK skull.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
2

Klarense: So, are you interested in buying a ship? Now, I'll be straight with you: she's not quite seaworthy right now, but give her a bit of work and she'll be the nippiest ship this side of Port Khazard.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you ever heard of the Dorgeshuun?
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
2

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog princess!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Zanaris.

2

Burntmeat: Oh, it you again. I bin thinking 'bout you.

2

Nieve: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Player: Now what were those magic words again?

2

Mandrith: Answer this, please.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

2

Player: I've completed your task! Here is your ore!

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Essyllt: Any news yet on our missing dig team?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
2

Ali Morrisane: Good day and welcome back to Al Kharid.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Reese: What would you like me to craft for you?

2

Orlando Smith: G'day there, mate.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Taverley Dungeon.

2

Sergeant Damien: Was I talking to you? I'm here for Private %OTHER_USERNAME%.

2

Krystilia: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets here, and %NUMBER_COMMA% more in the bank. We require %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to use this portal?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
2
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: Perhaps I should use the needle with a piece of leather instead.

2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

2
  1. Pay 200,000 coins for a clan arena?
  2. Yes.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Falador Achievement Diary!

2

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

2
  1. Remove the garden?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Bolongo: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

2

Iffie: Sorry, dearie, if I stop to chat I'll lose count. Talk to my sister instead; she likes to chat. You'll find her upstairs in the church.

2

Player: I don't think I'm ever going to be allowed in there.

2

Father Reen: Excuse me, I'm looking for %USERNAME%. I have an urgent job for him.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Commander Zilyana. How many would you like to slay?

2
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
2
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Hey, that's my ship!

2

Player: *Whistles*

2
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Hi Koftik.

2

Mawrth: Those children are nothing but trouble - if I did not watch them all the time, Seren knows what trouble they would get in to!

2

Zanik: You must be the famous %USERNAME%!

2

Player: Could you taste this stew please?

2

Player: Hey Red, hows it going?

2

Evil Dave: Woah, what happened?

2

Duke: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: What ho, milady. Jolly good show on the old training grounds thingy, what?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
2
  1. Insert a numulite into the hole?
  2. Yes, insert a numulite.
  3. No, keep my numulites!
2

Player: Is there much competition between you raccoons and the magpies?

2

Bolongo: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

2

Doris: Hello, dearie?

2

Sheep: Hello, I've just finished composing my latest poem. Would you like to hear it?

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

2

Abigaila: I'm afraid I can't let you use my scrying ball now, dear. Clear out everything you're carrying, and make sure you're not sick or poisoned.

2

Gadrin: Welcome to the Mining Guild. My name's Gadrin and I'm the Guildmaster. Can I help you with anything?

2

Vanstrom Klause: Hello there. The name's Vanstrom Klause. How goes it stranger?

2

Player: Ziggy! I've got a treat for you!

2

Rock Golem: So near and yet so far... if my atoms were arranged a little differently, I could be diamond.

2

Dominic Onion: You haven't started that dream I created for you. Can I help you with something?

2

Malak: Be lucky I have let you live, meat. Our deal is done, I wish no further dealing with you.

2

Perdu: I can lock that item so that it won't vanish if you die in deep Wilderness. It'll cost you 500,000 coins and a Trouver parchment.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2

Garv: Hello. What do you want?

2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Endurance (hard)
2

King Vargas: Thank you for your work in bringing peace back to these islands, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any orchid seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I've grown those onions like you asked.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
2
  1. World 345 is a Deadman world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Deadman world - and your Deadman profile.
2

Shantay Guard: Go talk to Shantay. I'm on duty and I don't have time to talk to the likes of you!

2
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 3,500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2

Professor Oddenstein: %USERNAME% before you go through there I must warn you that there are flashing lights and strobe effects on the other side. If you are an epilepsy sufferer you must NOT enter! Do you still want to go through?

2

Spirit of Scorpius: Who treads upon my grave?

2

Player: Are you Tiadeche?

2

Bolongo: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

2

Tinsay: Have you found my banana in Karamjan rum yet?

2

Olmlet: Hee hee! What shall we talk about, human?

2
  1. Status: 38 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Phoenix: ...

2

Darve: What's the device saying now?

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Mazchna: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm quite sure.
  3. No, I think I'll keep it.
2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2
  1. Combine the Kbd heads with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Thanks very much for your help. I really appreciate it.

2

Mine supervisor: You are not welcome to mine here, human.

2
  1. Dragon spear
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kourend Castle
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: No portal frame
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2

Player: I can't believe they made dragonfruit trees into a real thing!

2
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Overgrown hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2
  1. Return to Ferox Enclave?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Obli: Welcome to Obli's General Store Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

2

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! You'd better pick up your follower before you come down here and ride the minecart.

2

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! The mine cart station's closed, so please don't come down here.

2

Player: Hello Madam.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Please wait...
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
2

Player: How is the Fairy Queen doing?

2

Player: Penguin time!

1

Player: Are you okay?

1

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

1

Hooknosed Jack: Have you got the anti-poison?

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Savant: There he is!

1

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1

Ulsquire Shauncy: Ah, hello again, what can I do for you now?

1

Player: ... Those rat-catchers are odd people. But by the end of it I had caught a huge number of rats all over Gielinor!

1

Veos: Hello again, %USERNAME%! What can I do for you?

1

Odd Old Man: Can I help you with something?

1

Odd Old Man: Have you brought me any bones?

1

Player: I can see a lot of foul looking smoke at the bottom of this well.

1
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Vyrelord: Get lost!

1

Soldier: Are you here to fight the lizardmen? Be careful - they're fierce!

1

Drezel: Quickly, give them to me!

1

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

1

Bolongo: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Player: The Wise Old Man has disguised himself as a corpse in a coffin to help you two.

1

Operator: Here you go. That's all the ore I have for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Taverley Dungeon.

1

The Face: Ah you, peasant. Felkrash wishes to speak with you.

1

Player: Hello, the face said that you were looking to talk with me.

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Falador achievement diary!

1

Player: Hello there. Have you heard of Camorra?

1

Father Reen: Excuse me, I'm looking for %USERNAME%. I have an urgent job for her.

1

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

1

Player: I've come to give you your tea.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Phileas Rimor: Hello there. Not very often I get visitors. What brings you here?

1

Player: Hello again. How are you?

1

Charlie: Ah, hello again. Have you had any luck finding a clue as to Nickolaus' whereabouts yet?

1

Captain Cleive: Hello there. What do you need?

1

Weve: Hey! Leave them alone! My dad Steve will beat you up unless a Slayer Master has given you special permission.

1
  1. Status: 26 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: What's that ladder next to the altar for?

1

Bryn: There's something in that there chest waiting for you. Don't leave it for too long.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1

Thirus: There you go, 80 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Honour guard: Hail, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Nikkie: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Maze Guardian: Well done on releasing me. Would you like to try another maze?

1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

1

Bank Guard: Be careful down there!

1
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

1

Nature Spirit: Welcome back, my friend. I sensed that you require my help and so I have once more returned.

1

Soldier (tier 5): Fancy another fight? The combat practice is good for me. I'll give you some more of my armour if you win.

1

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

1

Arianwyn: Hello there %USERNAME%, glad to see you made it here okay.

1
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
1

Player: This sceptre seems to have run out of charges.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

1

Saniboch: Good day to you, Bwana.

1

Khazard barman: Hi, what can I get you? We have a range of quality brews.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Wizard Mizgog: So how are you doing finding my beads?

1

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert ALL - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert SOME - you will not get your scrolls back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1
  1. Remove the portal chamber?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Did you ever notice how big squirrels' teeth are?

1

Galana: Do you need something?

1

Artur Hosidius: Hello. I wasn't expecting to see anyone else down here.

1

Player: Hello Koftik.

1

Prospector Percy: Git back ter work, ye young varmint! There's treasure in them walls, and it's not gonna mine itself while ye stand here yappin'.

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'A letter from Lord Hosidius to the Council of Elders.'

1

Player: What's up with all that squirrel fur? I guess fleas need a home too.

1

Demon butler: Master, if thou desirest my continued service, thou must render unto me the 10,000 coins that are due me!

1

Player: Hey.

1

Player: I've got the remains of the Zamorakian Demon.

1

Demon butler: What is thy bidding, my mistress?

1

Ranael: Well done.

1

Player: So how come you are so agile?

1

Fat Rocco: Don' say nuffin' to me! Say it to da boss!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Guardian mummy: *sigh* Not another one.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I've lost the artefact...

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1

Garv: Oi! Where do you think you're going pal?

1
  1. Drop your key for %OTHER_USERNAME% to take?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: I should get Nieve before I head out there.

1

Player: Veliaf? What are you doing here?

1

Player: You don't look too happy?

1

Player: Good day, wanderer.

1

Player: Who are you?

1

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

1

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

1

Asyff: Now you look like someone who goes to a lot of fancy dress parties.

1

Player: ... so I defeated Glough in his mutant form and prevented a war. King Narnode Shareen & King Awowogei signed a peace treaty.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1
  1. Select a word.
  2. Caldar
  3. Nahudu
  4. Agrith-Naar
  5. Camerinthum
  6. Tarren
1

Aretha: I have a question for you.

1

Player: Hello, General.

1

Arianwyn: Hello %USERNAME%. How's it going?

1

Kael Forshaw: Well met, %USERNAME%. Ranis will be starting his speech soon. Are you ready?

1

Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Demon butler: I am at thy command, my master.

1

Demon butler: What is thy bidding, my master?

1

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

1
  1. Remove your advert?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

1
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Kolodion: Excellent work, %USERNAME%, now you just need to hand me the god cape you wish to have imbued with great power.

1

Player: Hello again. How's things?

1

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

1

Player: I have a silver bar with me, I was wondering if you could make it into a 'sacrificial offering pot' for me?

1

Thorodin: Hello!

1

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

1

Breive: *cough* that isn't your assignment *wheeze*

1

Unferth: Hello, I see you have a cat.

1
  1. Pay 10 curry leaves?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Ow, not another headache...

1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1

King Narnode Shareen: How is the mission going, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Are you sure? You won't get that item back.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Kick them?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over elite clue.
  5. Hand over all.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
1

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

1

Player: Hello there! General Khazard sent me.

1

Sbott: Hello stranger. Would you like me to tan any hides for you?

1
  1. Remove the fang from the trident?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Juna: You will need to empty both of your hands first.

1

Player: ... I returned Fluffs safely to Gertrude, and then she gave me a cat of my own!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are all those people in there?
  3. I have a candlestick now.
1

Probita: My insurance fee is 500,000 coins. Once you've paid that, the pet's insured forever, and you can reclaim it here unlimited times for a reclamation fee of 1,000,000 coins.

1

Fayeth: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Tynan: If you're looking for fishing supplies, you've come to the right place.

1

Eniola: I'm afraid you don't have the necessary runes with you at this time, so I can't allow you to access your account. Please bring twenty runes of one type and you can open your account.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well, here we are. Likely going to our doom.

1

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1

Player: So, still here then?

1

Player: I need to return to Crash Island.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Morytania Achievement Diary!

1

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Orrvor quo Maten: I have some items of yours here human. I'd recommend you collect them before returning to the lair.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
1
  1. Do you wish to make a golden cannonball?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Shiratti the Custodian: Thanks for returning the statuette. You have freed us of our curse. May you forever be considered a friend of Elidinis and her followers.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Zambo: Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja island.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

1

Player: Hey little snake!

1

Hooknosed Jack: Ah, it's %USERNAME%, isn't it? Jimmy D said you'd be along. So what can I do for you?

1

Immenizz: Here, solve this.

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

The Collector: It's beautiful, isn't it?

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Haemas Lamescus: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Logosia: Here you go.

1

Player: ... So from then on the Imperial Guard was able to access Death Plateau safely and take the trolls by surprise.

1

Player: Have a look at this, tell me what you think.

1

Spirit of Zadimus: You have released me from my torture, and now I shall aid you. You seek to dispell the one who tortured and killed me. Remember this... 'I am the key, but only kin may approach her.'

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: I did it, sir! I found all of the scouts and delivered your message. The last one said I should report back to you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

1

Player: So, you're doing laundry, eh?

1
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Player: Hi there Bert.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

1
  1. Do you want to enter the cavern?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Tiles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Pirate Jackie the Fruit: Ahoy!

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: I'll have to charge you 10 gold to cover the loan of the boat. Is that okay?

1

Chemist: Well done, have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Accept warning and proceed.
  3. Cancel.
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a trout, cooked by you.

1

Mourner: Who are you? Go away!

1

Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?

1

Murcaily: Hey there, you wanna go in there to chop da special wood, it's gonna cost you's 100 trading sticks my friend.

1

Gabooty: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1
  1. Dismantle Toxic blowpipe (empty)
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need an iron dagger, smithed by you.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Culinaromancer: You will regret following me!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Would you like to revert your Ferocious Gloves into Hydra Leather?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
1

Captain Khaled: What are you playing at? I've given you a job, get it done.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask for a quest.
  4. Ask about anything else.
1

Lokar Searunner: So you got that seal yet from Brundt the Chieftain? Can I leave this dump of a town?

1

Matthew: We've got eight people now. Are you ready to summon Agrith-Naar and slay him?

1

Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
1

Player: Hi! What are you doing?

1

Player: I managed to get a copy of the original rota. Your hours changed a week ago!

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: You there, stop!

1

Hellcat: Well done, that's all the chores finished!

1

Burntmeat: Did you find tasty human? Burntmeat smell something good.

1

Player: ... So the garden at Varrock palace is all my work!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Farming Gricoller: Take some seeds from the table, otherwise you can't do any farming in there!

1

Player: Aha! 'The Shield of Arrav'! Exactly what I was looking for.

1

Player: Hi, the Godfather said I should ask you to explain how the fairy rings work.

1

Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?

1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
1

Dominic Onion: I've already created a dream for you. Do you want me to cancel it?

1

Murcaily: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1

Sandy: I don't have time to talk to you. Go away!

1

Barbarian guard: 'Ello friend. I see you're drinking like a barbarian - do you want to stop smashing your vials when you finish them?

1

Player: Good day Unferth, I am Nurse %USERNAME%.

1

Apprentice: I can't do that now, I'm far too busy sweeping.

1

Player: Hello. What are you doing?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Rune Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

1

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

1

Mogrim: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1

Traxi: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Charlie the Tramp: Spare some change guv?

1

Player: What's through that door?

1

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

1

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

1
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Hello doctor. I need to acquire some protective clothing so that I can dispose of some diseased sheep.

1

Gianne jnr.: Well done. You have worked hard for Aluft Aloft Delivery, and as a reward you are now eligible for a food delivery token that you can use to get food delivered to you!

1

Player: I'm ready to take an order now...

1

Osman: Well done. A great rescue. I will remember you if I have anything dangerous to do.

1

Askeladden: Sure, have as many as you like. I've plenty more!

1

Captain Khaled: You need to recover an artefact for me. It can be found in the North-Western house in the residential district over on the west side of town.

1

Straven: Greetings fellow gang member.

1
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Cook: Very well done, take this.

1

Squire: So how are you doing getting a sword?

1
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: The sacrificial boat is not for you! Begone, and do not meddle in our sacred rites.

1

Zul-Urgish: Puny human show respect to Zulrah or I smash you head.

1

Player: Excuse me?

1

Player: I don't think I'll get that back if I put it in there.

1
  1. Really place the rune into the door?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ug: Have you got flower yet?

1

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Player: I should probably try putting metal bars into the OTHER end of the machine.

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

1

Player: What now?

1

Daga: Here, have this!

1

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

1
  1. The spell currently gives SOFT leather.
  2. Switch to HARD leather.
  3. Soft leather is fine.
1

Player: ... So despite the failure of my original task, Ali Morrisane was very happy about his nephew's fortunes.

1

Player: Col. O'Niall, this is worse than we thought.

1

Savant: %USERNAME%, stop!

1

Jossik: No... you do not understand...

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
1

Murcaily: Great, I saw you were fixing the fence earlier, it looks like you've got the hang of this now! Let me give you something for your effort!

1

Dunce: Goodbye.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add the Tear to the sword?
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Player: Ah-ha! I've found one!

1

Player: Look, I found the White Pearl fruit!

1

Wizard Akutha: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Player: ... So I suppose it was my fault that the young members of the Myreque were killed by Vanstrom.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Wilderness Achievement Diary!

1

Dallas Jones: Hello.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to K'ril Tsutsaroth. How many would you like to slay?

1
  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 50,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

1

Player: Hello, I wonder if you could help me on this whole brewing thing...

1
  1. Rune halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Have you ever seen a blue panda before?

1

Loinur: Sorry, human, the Lovakengj Minecart Network is for citizens of Lovakengj only.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Player: Hello Freygerd, I'm %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Wounded soldier: Got a medpack? I feel terrible.

1

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Do you know a raccoon called Dufresne?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

1

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

1

Larry: Do you have the suit?

1
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Ghommal: Here you go.

1

Player: Hello, Veliaf. I have some news for you.

1

Agnar: Begone exile, you're no sister to me.

1

Player: ... and when I planted the shard, it grew into a crystal tree!

1

Strange Old Man: Knock knock.

1

Elena: Hey %USERNAME%. Good to see you.

1

Silk merchant: I buy silk. If you ever want to sell any silk, bring it here.

1
  1. Ecumenical key
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1

Squire: Hello friend! Many thanks for all of your help! Vyvin never even realised it was a different sword, and I still have my job!

1

Vyrelady: Get lost!

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

1

Alan: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Player: Hi

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. About those enchanted secateurs again...
  3. I've spoken to the master crafter...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make that replacement sword now?
  3. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

1

Player: Well well! Meeting with the Iorwerth clan, Ysgawyn? This doesn't look good for you!

1

Player: How much did you pay for your ring of stone?

1

Player: I've got your key for you!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Player: I'm on the lookout for ceremonial clothing so I can visit my dreams. I don't suppose you could help me out?

1

Mandrith: Here, solve this.

1

Player: You know... I'd really rather not.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Player: I can take you to Burgh de Rott.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

1

Nikkie: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
1

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

1

Lowe: Here you go!

1

Imiago: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hydras in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Betty: I heard from Zavistic what a good job you did. If you want some more pink dye, I have made up a batch and you can have some for 20 gold.

1

Undor: Hello there laddie.

1
  1. Status: 33 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Please wait...
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

Auguste: You just need to build the basket and I can finish the balloon! How are you getting on with the willow?

1
  1. Which logs would you like to use up first?
  2. Take logs from my inventory first.
  3. Take logs from storage first.
  4. Ask me what logs to use every time.
1

Snowflake: Thank you for getting our herb patches to work. Now Boulder can grow goutweed for my people, and they are very happy.

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hey, hands off my boat!

1
  1. Would you like to make a Lunar helm?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Turael: Very well done, take this.

1

Elstan: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Basilisks in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Galahad: Welcome to my home. It's rare for me to have guests! Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on.

1

Head chef: Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. Only accomplished chefs and cooks are allowed in here. Feel free to use any of our facilities.

1

Player: Hello again Askeladden.

1

Larry: Our work is at the iceberg now. I will meet you there.

1
  1. Would you like to make a V Sigil?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

1

Frank: Apparently you aren't as stupid as you look.

1

Player: I had better take these remains.

1

Player: Hello there. Who are you?

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Serpentine
  3. Electric
  4. Fire
  5. Cancel
1

Kortan: Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment.

1

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

1

Smoggy: Are you here to make juniper charcoal?

1

Shamus: Ay yer big elephant! Yer've caught me, to be sure! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus then?

1

Emerald Benedict: Got anything you don't want to lose?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

1

Player: Hi Lokar, can you take me back to your ship?

1

Player: Good news Arianwyn, I have repaired the safeguards on the Temple of Light.

1

Player: Hello Gertrude.

1

Elena: Hey %USERNAME%.

1

Player: Hey Elena.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Dwarven Boatman: Ho there, human!

1

Abbot Langley: Only members of our order can go up there.

1

Prospector Percy: Ye wants to go up there, eh? Well, ye'll need level 72 Mining first. An' don't think ye can fool me with yer potions and fancy stat-boosts. Get yer level up for real.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
1

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

1

Player: Who are you? What are you doing here in the snow?

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
1

Gerrant: You've done it!

1

Commander Veldaban: Identify yourself, human!

1

Player: Hi Bob! I've finished the Potion of Shared Dreaming.

1

Fairy: Have you got any idea where Burthorpe is? The co- ordinator says I need to go there and paint all the leaves yellow, but I've never heard of that place!

1

Romeo: I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.

1

Vyrewatch: I want a word with you!

1

Player: I have retrieved a candlestick!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the meat shipment
  3. Talk about meat in general
1

Player: Hello Gertrude. Fluffs ran off with her kitten.

1

Magic combat tutor: You already have some mind runes.

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Skillcape of Hunter.
  3. Hunting.
1

Player: So you want me to infiltrate the mourners? How am I supposed to achieve that?

1

Hunting expert: Whoah there, stranger, careful where you're walking. I almost clobbered you there; thought you were a larupia or something.

1

Make-over mage: Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hey puss! Any news?

1

My Arm: What can My Arm do for you today, %USERNAME%?

1

Drunken Dwarf's Leg: What you want, human? Me got goutweed to grow here, an' got to protect other herb patch for you, an' me supposed to read big farming book My Arm gave me. Busy!

1
  1. Return to the prison?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Fortress Guard: I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Those Black Knights are in an important meeting. They said they'd kill anyone who went in there!

1
  1. Shield left half
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No - leave it alone.
1

Donie: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Father Aereck: Thank you for getting rid of that awful ghost for me! May Saradomin always smile upon you!

1

Ystwyth: You've completed %NUMBER_COMMA% laps of our agility course with a best time of %NUMBER%:%NUMBER%. There's been %NUMBER_COMMA% global completions and the global best time is %NUMBER%:%NUMBER%.

1

Vestri: Have you won yet?

1

Genie: Here, have this.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Ardougne or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1

Clerris: I have a question for you.

1
  1. Status: 36 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you madam, what brings you to our little town?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is your name?
  3. Can I have the key to the chest?
  4. Is this your toy boat?
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Status: 6 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Captain Tobias: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Rantz: Hey you creature, you still here?

1

Essyllt: Have you finished with those sheep yet?

1

Romeo: Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?

1

Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  4. Cancel.
1

Customs officer: Can I help you?

1
  1. Coffer: Empty
  2. Ask about the coffer
  3. Deposit
  4. Other options
1

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Varrock achievement diary!

1

Eluned: Hey there %USERNAME%. Arianwyn's leading this meeting so you should let him know when you're ready to start.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Player: Uh...hello?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1

Kylie Minnow: Have you got any minnows for trade? I have plenty of nice, fresh sharks waiting for ya!

1

Boot: Hello tall person.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Have you come to apply for the job?

1

Candle maker: Hi! Would you be interested in some of my fine candles?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Hassan: Greetings I am Hassan, Chancellor to the Emir of Al- Kharid.

1
  1. Rune med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

1

Observatory professor: Hello.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting abyssal demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Fenkenstrain.
  3. What happened to your head?
  4. What's your name?
1

Harry: Welcome, you can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also give you a good price for any fish that you catch.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Using the bank will cost 100 coins. Continue?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Fenkenstrain.
  3. Do you know where the key to the shed is?
  4. Do you know where a conductor mould is?
  5. What happened to your head?
1

Dr Harlow: Buy me a drrink pleassh...

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: No portal frame
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1

Logava: Hey! You're that thief! Get away from my stall.

1
  1. It's a trap! Do you want to try and disarm it?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Hello, do you have a knight named Sir Percival?

1

Tea seller: Hey! Put that back! Those are for display only!

1
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Ranging cape(t), consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Morytania achievement diary!

1

Player: What do I need to do now?

1

Ned: Why, hello there, lad. Me friends call me Ned. I was a man of the sea, but it's past me now. Could I be making or selling you some rope?

1

Larrissa: Oh! Thank you so much for all of your help in rescuing my darling Jossik!

1
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. What do you think of Ali Morrisane?
  4. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  5. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please remove the charges from this sceptre.
  3. Look at my shiny sceptre.
1

Ned: Well done!

1

Player: Strange... I can't see any kind of lock or handle to open this door...

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kandarin Achievement Diary!

1

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

1

Player: Is this your handkerchief?

1

King Narnode Shareen: How are you getting on, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
1

King Percival: You missed all the excitement!

1

King Arthur: How goes thy quest?

1

Elissa: Hello there.

1

King Arthur: Thank you! I was afraid that would be the end of me.

1

Head chef: Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. It's always great to have such an accomplished chef visit us. Say, would you be interested in a Skillcape of Cooking? They're only available to master chefs.

1

Hafuba: Welcome to the temple of Marimbo, child. In less busy times I would bless you, but I have not the luxury of free time at the moment.

1

Player: Your Majesty.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Fairy Godfather: %USERNAME%, you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1
  1. Spend 1050 coins to make mahogany planks?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't show this again.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Good day. What are you doing?

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Siegfried Erkle: Hello there and welcome to the shop of useful items. Can I help you at all?

1

Garkor: Welcome back, %USERNAME%.

1

Garkor: Have you learned anything from Awowogei yet?

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Player: I need to speak to Lord Arceuus.

1

Player: ...son...time bubble...culinaromancer...freeze...rockcakes!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask about anything else.
1

Zahur: Sorry, as you are not a veteran explorer of the desert lands, and you do not look like a master herbalist, I will not offer this service to you.

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66. The magical energy in here is unsafe for those below that level.

1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Who are you? Where's the Fairy Queen? What's going on here? Where's the Fairy Queen's throne gone?

1

Fairy Nuff: Sorry, I'm very busy and can't chat. If you want to know something go and talk to the Godfather.

1

Frizzy Skernip: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Shop assistant: Can I help you at all?

1

Liliwen: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1

Shantay: Sorry friend, the Shantay Pass is 5 gold coins. You don't seem to have enough money!

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: Human.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've heard that one of your number has got hold of part of a map.
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
1

Player: Hello, I need your help.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 26 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
1

Player: So... You must be the infamous Viggora.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

High Priest: Someone just stole our relic, this is a disaster! Adventurer, you must find the fool who put that teleport beacon on the altar.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello - who are you?
  3. Check my account.
  4. Count for me.
  5. Where can I learn more?
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: I think this is fine as it is.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
1
  1. Explorer's ring 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Elstan: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
1

Old Man Yarlo: That's everything! Thank you so much, young man. Trot off back to my boy Marlo, now. He'll have something for you.

1

Marlo: Welcome to the Varrock branch of Mahogany Homes, Gielinor's first construction company. Would you like to work for us? Or might you be able to do me a little favour?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Please wait...
1

Aeonisig Raispher: Please only talk to the king if it's important. He has a heavy burden to bear with the running of his kingdom.

1

Leela: I'd like my mirror fixed.

1

Toby: Hello!

1

Clay golem: Damage repaired...

1

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: What is this? The fee to use the furnace is 2,500 coins.

1

The 'Wedge': Hi there!

1
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Zulrah. How many would you like to slay?

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1

Ivan Strom: Are you ready to go to Burgh de Rott?

1

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. Clear some more inventory space and I'll give you the rest.

1

Rat Burgiss: Ah, %USERNAME%! You've returned!

1

Player: Surok!! Your plans have been uncovered! You are hereby under arrest on the authority of the Varrock Palace Secret Guard!

1

Wounded soldier: Those ruffians hit me pretty hard. Have you got a medpack?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens.

1
  1. Remove the workshop?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Pay 4 baskets of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Turael: You're still hunting waterfiends, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1

Player: I have a Black defender, please let me in to kill some more Cyclopes!

1

Captain Rimor: Beware the Chambers of Xeric, adventurer.

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the feller I be needin'.

1

Arianwyn: Are you the human by the name %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Status: 7 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Treznor: I want one basket of apples for that.

1

Harrallak Menarous: Welcome to my humble guild %USERNAME%.

1

Fur trader: Would you like to trade in fur?

1

Player: ... Ana wasn't too happy to be cooped up in that barrel! But at least I got her out of the mining camp.

1

Prissy Scilla: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

General Wartface: We should wear green armour!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Identify fossils?
  2. Yes, identify my fossils.
  3. No.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

1
  1. Status: 31 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
1

Sawmill operator: Those planks cost 1500 coins. You don't have enough money for all of them.

1

Mysterious Old Man: Ah, so you are there. I hoped you would talk to me, I get so lonely. Here, have a present! I must be going now though.

1

Shura: Sorry, but I don't have anything for you. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Other
1

Avan: Here you go!

1

Gnormadium Avlafrim: Hello! Don't get in the way around here, we've got a lot of work to do!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about your mission.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: ... so you said you'd look after my bowl for me, and let me access the Tears if I kept telling you stories.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Leave the cave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hill Giants.

1

Player: Erm, excuse me Mr Progress Hat?

1

Sam: Thanks for finding the book. I'll have to think up what I need next.

1

Nieve: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Captain Tobias: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Felfiz Yaryus: Hello tall person.

1

Player: Romeo, it's all set. Juliet has drunk the potion and has been taken down into the Crypt...now you just need to pop along and collect her.

1

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana! I am Trufitus Shakaya of the Tai Bwo Wannai village.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Want to cross the river? It's just 2 gold pieces!

1
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: ... So Mort'ton returned pretty much to normal, and I was able to put the shades to rest.

1

Player: Excuse me, but are you Ingrid? The same Ingrid that is married to Olaf Hradson?

1

Dwarven Boatman: Hello again, %USERNAME%! Want to go back to Keldagrim?

1

Player: Ow! I nearly broke a tooth!

1

Player: ... I would never have thought that three scorpions would take that long to find!

1

Kolodion: If you would like to imbue another cape, bring me the remains of the respective creature.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Witchaven Dungeon.

1

Captain Shanks: Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound?

1

Player: Who's a pretty birdy?

1

Regath: I have a question for you.

1

Rolayne Twickit (hard): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1

Player: I wonder if I need to invest in a trowel when I take you out for a walk.

1

Ellena: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Sir Prysin: So how are you doing with getting the keys?

1

Denath: Arise, O mighty Delrith! Bring destruction to this soft, weak city!

1

Mage of Zamorak: Ah, you again. What was it you wanted? The Wilderness is hardly the appropriate place for a conversation now, is it?

1

Aurel: Wow, that's fantastic. Well done! You're doing a great job.

1

Oldak: Oh, hello! I was just trying to discover the properties of these magical stones you call 'runes', and trying to make some devices to harness their power.

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Hey there!

1

Captain Ginea: I'm busy here. Do you need something?

1

Player: I have that golden cannonball you asked me to make.

1

Drew: If ya need any more sand, please come back and use Sandstorm again.

1

Rosie: I want 10 cactus spines for that.

1

Vyrewatch: Clear off food sack.

1

Gatekeeper: Hello, did you just come from the market gates? Are my brothers doing their job well? I do worry that they'll start letting people into the market for free without me being there to supervise them!

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Fremennik achievement diary!

1

Monk: Have you brought the weapon for me?

1
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
1

Captain Ginea: Hello again. Thanks for offering to help deal with the criminal gangs.

1

Forester (hard): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge your Staff of Iban
  3. Upgrade your Staff of Iban
1

Player: Why would I want to do that?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

1
  1. Status: 2 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Fossegrimen: Many thanks for the offering outerlander. Please accept as a gift the ability to play your lyre...

1

Ivan Strom: %USERNAME%! So good to see you. What brings you out here?

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met, friend. Glad you made it back in one piece.

1

Aisles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Mysterious Stranger: Any luck in the Theatre?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Red Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a talking squirrel?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
1

Vasquen: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Aye, top o' th' mornin' to ya! Are ye wantin' help with th' tool store?

1

Butler: Good day, sir. Would sir care to hire a good butler for 5000 coins?

1

Gnome ball referee: Hi, welcome to Gnomeball. It's pretty simple really: You take the ball from me, charge at the gnome defence and try to throw the ball through the net using your ranged skill.

1

Turael: You're still hunting iron dragons, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide.
  3. Talk about other issues.
1

Player: Hi there! Who are you?

1

Oldak: Where do you want a sphere to?

1

Clerris: If you intend to donate any dense essence, please try again later. We do not require any at present.

1

Fayeth: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Any more news?

1

Cook: You're not aristocracy but I suppose you'd do. Do you want a good cook for 3000 coins?

1

Soldier (tier 1): Don't you already have a set of my armour?

1
  1. Pay 25,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 25,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
1

Orrvor quo Maten: I don't have anything for you human. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Lumo: Good work dealing with those abominations, %USERNAME%, you should talk to the commander.

1

  1. Would you like to uncharge it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Tamayu, first son of Timfraku!

1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a raw trout, caught by you.

1
  1. Remove the boards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting skeletal wyverns; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Hairdresser: Good afternoon madam. In need of a haircut are we? The service costs 2000 coins.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting nechryael; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Fortress Guard: Hey! You can't come in here! This is a high security military installation!

1

Jarvald: Ah, %FREMENNIK_NAME%! Such glorious battle makes you feel glad of life, does it not?

1

Steve: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Johnathon: Hello again. My family now considers you a hero.

1

Kazgar: Mistag told me it's not safe to guide humans through unless they're carrying a light source. You wouldn't be able to see to follow me.

1

Olivia: Would you like to trade in seeds?

1

Chief servant: Welcome to the Ardougne Domestic Service Agency!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So, are you selling something?
  3. 'Ello
  4. Do you sharpen axes?
1

Bob: I'll need %NUMBER_COMMA% coins to repair that.

1

Player: You look ready for combat.

1
  1. Rune full helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  6. Ask about anything else.
1

Player: Hey Reldo, I have one of those clue scrolls again, do you have any advice?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello, what is this place?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have any quests?
  5. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek a piece of the map to the island of Crandor.
  3. Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?
1
  1. Bars are dropped as items.
  2. Drop bars as banknotes instead.
  3. Okay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you today?
  3. I've lost that toy you gave me...
1

Player: It might have helped if I'd actually remembered to bring my pet rock.

1

Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chat about Gliders
  3. I have a special tea here for you from Sanfew!
1

Player: How are you doing, Dondakan?

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to enchant it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Duradel: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Dr Fenkenstrain: So how is the plan progressing?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. I need to talk to you about a mattress.
1

Player: Hello Blurberry.

1
  1. Saradomin staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Doric: Have you got my materials yet, traveller?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Please wait...
1

Osten: Welcome, traveller. Are you looking to represent one of the houses of Great Kourend?

1

Blurberry: Aluft Gianne Snr. tells me that you have finished training with him, so I think you're ready to do some work for Aluft Gianne Jnr. He is in charge of the new Gnome Food Delivery service. I've heard there are

1

Player: Hmmm, nothing here.

1

Villia: I believe you are currently assisting another customer of this Library. I shall not trouble you with my needs at this time.

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: What do I do if my account is compromised?

1

Fairy chef: 'Ello, sugar. I'm afraid I can't gossip right now, I've got a cake in the oven.

1

Cart conductor: Tickets, tickets, get your tickets here!

1

Sergeant Slimetoes: You %USERNAME%?

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting rockslugs; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Savant: Hello there %USERNAME%. What can I help you with?

1

Player: Hey there...I need an airtight pot just as soon as you can make one!

1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills.

1

Player: Not sure this is going to be worth my time but... how are you?

1

Dwarf: Welcome to the Mining Guild. Can I help you with anything?

1

Mage of Zamorak: I already told you! Meet me in the Varrock Chaos Temple!

1

Player: I've completed your task! Here are your bars!

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% hours, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the necklace.
  3. Cancel.
1

Grace: What can I do for you?

1
  1. Status: 35 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Savant: Okay %USERNAME%, I'm going to begin a low level scan for Solus now...

1

Traxi: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

1

Miriam: Thanks for delivering those control scrolls, human. What can I do for you today?

1

Tower guard: You can't go up there. That's private, that is.

1

Arianwyn: Good luck in the library, %USERNAME%. We're all counting on you. Speak to Lord Amlodd when you're ready.

1

Caleb: Who are you? What are you after?

1

Haris: Welcome, Effendi!

1

Traxi: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

1

Doric: Well done.

1

Player: King Narnode!

1

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: Where is it safe to use my Old School RuneScape password?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: Who can I give my password to?

1

Player: Good day, High Tree Guardian.

1

Player: What do I need to do again?

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Ask the camel about its dung.
  3. Say something unpleasant.
  4. Neither - I'm a polite person.
1

Shura: Human.

1

Player: ... and the monks threw a big birthday party for the child, with lots of wine.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Kah: Wait for my signal before fighting.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting trolls; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. What favour would you like?
  2. Arceuus
  3. Hosidius
  4. Lovakengj
  5. Piscarilius
  6. Shayzien
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Portal of Death: Don't forget to setup the two-factor authentication system for your account!

1

Oziach: Have ye slayed that dragon yet?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Killerwatts.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Chaos Druids.

1

Player: Hello Jerico.

1

Werewolf: You can't go down there, human. If it wasn't my duty to guard this trapdoor, I would be relieving you of the burden of your life right now.

1

Mage of Zamorak: How dare you wear such disrespectful attire in this holy place? Remove them immediately if you wish to speak to me.

1

Player: ... where Captain Tock thanked me profusely for solving the mysterious 'curse' and killing the traitor.

1

Player: How many souls have you devoured?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Hello Holgart.

1

Mysterious Old Man: Sorry, I'm trying to speak to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Player: Good fish. Just keep swimming...swimming...swimming...

1

Guard Vemmeldo: Please help me with this!

1

Savant: Nope... I'm not picking up anything unusual near here... Savant out.

1

Party Pete: Hi! I'm Party Pete. Welcome to the Party Room!

1

Lieve McCracken: Oi, I'm Lieve McCracken and I say leave m' Kraken alone!

1

Player: You still hangin' around the tower?

1
  1. Which logs would you like to use up first?
  2. Take logs from storage first.
  3. Ask me what logs to use every time.
1

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

1

Guard: Halt! Are you here to sabotage the Motherlode Mine?

1

Guard: Halt. I need to conduct a search on you. There have been reports of someone bringing a virus into this area of Varrock.

1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Electric
  3. Fire
  4. Extinguished
  5. Cancel
1

Captain Kalt: Hello there.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Lazy hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Loinur: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

1

Fuggy: Hello, human. What's your pleasure today?

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66 for admittance to the guild. The magical energy inside the guild is unsafe for anyone below that level. For any other business please ring for attention.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill the Kalphite Queen. How many would you like to slay?

1

Lyra: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Aretha: Respect the souls, traveller.

1

Armourer (tier 3): Thank you very much.

1

Player: ... where I found a note from Ulfric Longbeard and some treasure!

1

Polmafi Ferdygris: Hey there. It's great of you to do all this work for Veliaf. I've heard him say some good things about you. Keep up the good work and I'm sure you'll be invited to become a full member of the Myreque!

1
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove
  3. Upgrade
  4. Cancel
1

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

1

Player: Hi, Sylas. I have Grimgnash's feather for you.

1

Elena: What are you doing back here?

1

Sir Kay: Good morrow sirrah!

1

Player: I received your message my liege. How may I serve the kingdom?

1

Hairdresser: A haircut will cost 1000 coins.

1
  1. You can only build one menagerie.
  2. Move your menagerie here.
  3. Cancel.
1

Haris: Hey! I didn't say you could go in there!

1
  1. Fuse your onyx and zenyte shard?
  2. Yes - fuse them.
  3. Don't fuse any of my gems!
1

Frog: Hurrah for the frog princess!

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Endurance (normal)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Arceuus
1

Rock Golem: I'm totally showing the bling today.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1

Ghost villager: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Squire: Good day, my lord. Is there anything I can do for you?

1

Player: Can I go through here?

1
  1. Remove the bedroom?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

A'abla: You look healthy to me!

1

Player: Good day to you Sir.

1
  1. This will increase your coffer by %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Yes, sacrifice %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Sometimes I'm worried you'll attack me whilst my back is turned.

1

Captain Tock: Ahoy, young lass. Might ye be able to help me, perhaps? I be in a spot of bother.

1
  1. Remove the study?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Taxidermist: Oh, hello. Have you got something you want preserving?

1

Seaman Thresnor: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1
  1. The monks may get very angry if you take that!
  2. I'll take it anyway.
  3. No, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Can I speak with you?

1
  1. Rada's blessing 3: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Offer your oomlie wrap for a bullroarer?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Gujuo: Good day Bwana. The jungle is especially beautiful today isn't it? My village people pass on their thanks to you.

1

Henja: Sorry, we don't talk to strangers.

1

Savant: The background magical levels are slightly above average here, but not enough to signify anything.

1

Yrsa: I think they suit you!

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Competitive (free entry)
  3. Casual
  4. Cancel
1

Ambassador Alvijar: Headman Ur-tag, I cannot stress enough how important it is that this train link be completed on time. The mining companies have taken out considerable loans...

1

Savant: Checking incoming data...

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: I have returned victorious, Mawnis Burowgar.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

1

Turael: You're still hunting lizards, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Who's a cute little monkey?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: How do I set a bank PIN?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hobgoblins.

1
  1. Select Information
  2. Current Assignment
  3. Previous Assignments
1

Wolfbone: I t'ink you here to see Burntmeat. Other cooks not seem so talkative.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill the Chaos Fanatic. How many would you like to slay?

1

Player: So... you're alchemical; does that mean I can turn you into gold?

1

Treznor: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1

Hickton: Welcome to Hickton's Archery Store. Do you want to see my wares?

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Kandarin achievement diary!

1

Lord Piquan Crwys: Ahh... Stop, stop stop!

1

Gianne jnr.: Brambickle wants a worm hole.

1

Player: It's full of dead fish!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Molanisks.

1

The Overseer: How curious? I have not seen a creature of your kind for many years. You have ventured into the Nexus human - I should warn you to be aware of the Abyssal Sires.

1

Candle seller: Do you want a lit candle for 1000 gold?

1

Butler: Yes, madam?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about V's Shield.
  4. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hello there friend.

1

Baby Chinchompa: Squeaka squeaka!

1

Nieve: You're still hunting aberrant spectres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it regardless
  3. Keep hold
1

Player: So, will you take me to the Myreque?

1
  1. Status: 6 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Bartender: Welcome to the Sheared Ram. What can I do for you?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Player: Shouldn't a prince only have two heads?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about V's Shield.
  4. Ask about anything else.
1

Player: Hello again Sigli.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Sir Prysin: Hello, who are you?

1

Peksa: Are you interested in buying or selling a helmet?

1

Monk: Only members of our order can go up there. You'll need to talk to Abbot Langley if you want to explore the monastery further.

1

Barge guard: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Player: Hello, the curator said you could use some assistance here?

1

Edmond: Thank you, thank you! Elena beat you back by minutes. Now I said I'd give you a reward. What can I give you as a reward I wonder? Here take this magic scroll, I have little use for it but it may help you.

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: A player trades you some valuable items, provides you a bond, and then asks if you want to share your account so he can help you make a large amount of progress. How do you

1

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

1

Oozing Barrier: Don't forget to setup the two-factor authentication system for your account!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crocodiles.

1

Steve: You're still hunting gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fleshcrawlers.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting adamant dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Dragon sq shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Sailing to Prifddinas costs 1,780 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Combine the Abyssal head with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow! A real captain!
  3. You there!
  4. Hey ugly!
  5. I've some information for you about Al Zaba Bhasim
1

Player: ... So with Elvarg the dragon dead, the master of the Champions' Guild let me in, and I was able to wear Rune Plate!

1

Baxtorian: I... Hello. You should probably talk to Lord Amlodd.

1

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

1

Radimus Erkle: Hello there! How are you enjoying the Legends Guild?

1

Player: Hi there, you mentioned something about creating monsters...?

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: Is it safe to pay someone to level your account?

1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Bleemadge wants a fruit batta.

1

Fionella: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any delphinium seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Player: Uh, you guys aren't fairies - what are you doing here?

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How do I use the bank?
  3. I'd like to access my bank account please.
  4. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  5. I'd like to collect items.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know how I could grow a White Tree?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Falador
  4. 3: Camelot
  5. Cancel
1

Vestri: Hoi there! Halt!

1

Ava: Hello again. Are you after an upgrade to your device, or a new device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1

Ava: I'm not sure what you are trying to do; are you sure you aren't slightly deranged?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. Cancel
1

Bernald: Do you know anything about grapevine diseases?

1

Dwarven Ferryman: You don't even have 2 gold coins, humans!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Shades.

1

Player: (Hmmm ... better not let those guards see me...)

1

Player: It's overcast. I can't see anything

1

Player: Why are you still protesting? I have commanded Necrovarus to let you and your friends do as you like! There's no need for this anymore!

1

Lazim: Ah, an adventurer. Could you spare some of your time to help me?

1

Bryn: Don't think you want to be heading down there without knowing what you're getting into! Come and see me, if you really want to go down there.

1
  1. Remove the superior garden?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Nieve: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Miner Magnus: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What happened to everyone here?
  4. How do I get into the town?
1

Phials: I charge 5 coins for exchanging each banknote.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more about the use of spears.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  5. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Player: Walkies!

1

Player: Hello Arianwyn. What are we going to do about the Temple of Light?

1

Gnome guard: I'm afraid that we have orders not to let you in.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1
  1. Status: 20 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: ... so Cyrisus was free of his fear of combat, and he headed off to be an adventurer.

1

Ellamaria: I want you to grow yellow orchids there.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting rune dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Ned: Hello again, lad. Something I can help you with? Want to buy some rope perhaps?

1

Cave goblin guard: Surface-dweller! You may not pass through that door!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did you ask me to do?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void ranger helm: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 160,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Well, I think that's everything...

1

Lubufu: Watch where you're going, young whippersnapper!

1

Thirus: I've already given you your free allowance for today. Come back to me tomorrow for some more.

1

Player: How do I build the statue?

1

Jossik: Ah yes, I wanted to talk to you about the casket you found on that monster's corpse...

1

Phingspet: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

1

Player: Hello, Rupert.

1

Player: You fail to pick the hero's pocket.

1
  1. There are a number of books here...
  2. Prifddinas' History.
  3. Eastern Discovery.
  4. Eastern Settlement.
  5. The Great Divide.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Razmire Keelgan: You've already used the permanent serum on me, you don't need to use that any more.

1

Player: ... and Lord Shayzien ordered an investigation into the disappearance of Phileas.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Status: 12 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Ahoy there!

1

Rebel Scout: I've managed to retrieve some of your things. I'm guessing you'll want them back.

1
  1. Pay 80,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 80,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye the robe black.
  3. Don't.
1

Yanni Salika: Ah you'd like to sell this to me would you? I can offer you 5000 coins!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did I agree to do for delphinium seeds?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Jethick: I'm surprised you're still here. Not many like to stick around this place if they have the choice.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you die?
  3. What is your name?
  4. Can you do any tricks?
  5. Want a new hat?
  6. Want to go scare some people?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Oak plank': 5 coins
  3. Cancel
1

Straven: You told me you wanted to get a Master thief's armband! Now pay attention.

1

Player: Hello! What are you doing here?

1
  1. Trade 1 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 150 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Thias Leacke: Hello there; I see you're qualified. Come to help us out?

1

Ilfeen: I don't know your resonance well enough for that.

1

Gypsy: Remember, you need to make a particular stew for Evil Dave. Speak to him outside the time warp, because from his point of view out there you have already rescued him so he has already eaten the stew. He lives in

1

Mysterious Stranger: Hey. Over here.

1

Zahur: You don't have anything for me to combine.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: ... So that was how I gave Bert a hand solving the murder and returned the wizard's head to solve the riddle of the ever full sand pits!

1

Radimus Erkle: Hello there, how is the quest going?

1

Banker: You don't have any inventory space.

1

Dark Mage: Why do you interrupt me, traveller? I am experimenting with dark magic; it is a dangerous craft, and I prefer not to be disturbed.

1

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young lady. Did you want to work on my farm?

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe?

1
  1. Status: 16 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection on.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
1

Player: This is fun!

1

Prissy Scilla: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

1
  1. Uncharge your Blade of Saeldor?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Fremennik sea boots 4: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Player: I think I had better stay away from the stairs for now.

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: How do I set a bank PIN?

1

Noterazzo: Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find.

1

Player: Wah! Yuck, it smells like there's dead cats in there or something. I'm not going in.

1

Wandering impling: Is it here? Is it there? Is it elsewhere?

1

Toothy: Aye? What do ye need?

1

Lumo: Have you noticed how they all look the same?

1

Lumo: Oh my god - she's been through here 10 times now.

1
  1. Fremennik shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Miner Magnus: Hello.

1

Miss Schism: Oooh, my dear, have you heard the news?

1

Player: Howdy Thorvald!

1

Dr Ford: What, what do you want?

1

Rebel Scout: The battle rages on friend. You should get down there and help out.

1
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,950 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Rosie: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1

Ghommal: You not pass. You too weedy.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Sir Prysin: Hello. I've heard you stopped the demon, well done.

1

Zul-Aniel: It's not often that we see more humans in this place.

1

Wizard: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1
  1. Combine the Dark claw with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: ... So all three parts of the family crest were reunited.

1

Teacher: Stop pulling, we've plenty of time to see everything.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. My mind is ready for your Firemaking wisdom, please instruct me.
1
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,250 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hello again Lokar.

1

Player: ... so that's how the Outpost was saved and converted into a museum.

1

Player: Can I have a cape like yours?

1

Steve: You're still hunting Callisto; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Islwyn: Good to see you, %USERNAME%. Are you after some crystal equipment?

1

Peer the Seer: I cannot do that for you until you have completed the easy tier of the Fremennik achievement diary.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes.

1

Player: Who owns this factory?

1
  1. Combine the Twisted horns with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Remove the formal garden?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: What is this cave here for?

1

Weird Old Man: She likes to be tickled hehehehe.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my redwood tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jellies.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over elite clue.
  4. Hand over all.
1

San Fan: Hey you, you here for a reason or do you just like hanging around?

1

Player: Hey fatty! Are you hungry?

1

Operator: None of the ore here is yours, sorry.

1

Leagues Tutor: Hi there.

1

Vannaka: You're still hunting earth warriors; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items, please.
  5. Don't mind me.
1

Player: The pirates...

1
  1. Farseer helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Guard: Ow! That really hurt!

1

Thessalia: Do you want to buy any fine clothes? Or would you like your scythe or bunny ears back?

1

Jarvald: Quickly %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Once you arrive, leave my ship and make sure you're not spotted!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've done it, I've managed to recreate the salve amulet!
  3. What powers does the salve amulet have?
1

Elsie: Hello dearie! What can old Elsie do for you?

1
  1. Archer helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Captain Kalt: Go play in the snow and come back when you've done something.

1

Player: Hello there. I don't think I've seen you here before.

1
  1. Do you need to see the battle again?
  2. Yes, I missed it. Show me the battle again.
  3. No, I'm ready to move on with the quest.
1

Krystilia: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mogres.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 2,000 uses: 40,000 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Sir Palomedes: Hello there adventurer, what do you want of me?

1

Gypsy: Stop messing about and use the fishcakes on him!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 650 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Cowardly Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that I hope you die a slow and painful death.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Red Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Oak plank': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 20 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Holoy: Oh, hello.

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: What should you do if your real-life friend asks for your password so he can check your stats?

1

Juna: It has not been long since your last visit. Come again in 4 days.

1

Fairy Fixit: Pssst! Human! I've got something for you.

1

Swamp Priest: Yessss, adventurer?

1

Grimesquit: What's you want?

1

Fancy Dan: I don't let anyone on the team if they are wearing a hat or a helmet.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Did you already give me some sand today?
  3. Please don't notify me when you deliver sand.
  4. I no longer want daily sand deliveries.
  5. I'll see you another time.
1
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Steve: You're still hunting dust devils; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Nardok: Psst... wanna buy some weapons?

1

Player: I have lost my master thief armband...

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

1

Miriam: Excuse me, human, but I do not believe you have business here.

1

Thessalia: A makeover costs 500 coins.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the book?
  3. What do you know about the Imcando dwarves?
1

Mord Gunnars: Hail the conquering hero!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Varrock
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Turgall: Oh! Hello, surface-dweller. Do you think you could help me?

1

Krystilia: You're still meant to be slaying mammoths in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Hiylik Myna: Hello friend. What can I do for you?

1

Player: A crystal singing bowl might help with that...

1

Player: I wonder what that was all about?

1

Stuliette: Sorry, human, you can't use the Lovakengj Minecart Network. Speak to Miriam, at the main station by the southern Lovakengj bank, if you've got any questions.

1

Nurse Inn'Juree: I don't have time to chat, I have patients to attend to.

1

Brother Althric: Why are you messing about with my rosebushes?

1

Wizard Grayzag: Not now, I'm trying to concentrate on a very difficult spell!

1

Fayeth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. Are there any ways to use a fishing rod which I might learn?
  4. My mind is ready for your Firemaking wisdom, please instruct me.
  5. Can you help me with Hastae?
1

Shop assistant: Hello, bold adventurer! Can I interest you in some swords?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I ask about what food you like?
  3. So how is life for the goblins?
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Do you think I need to keep this?

1

Treznor: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1
  1. Drop all of your chinchompas?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

TzHaar-Mej-Roh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1

Player: OW! That hurt!

1
  1. Really skip your target?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Ellamaria: I want you to place a statue of a Misthalin king there.

1

Arianwyn: I just have a few things to gather before I depart for Baxtorian Falls. I'll meet you there.

1

Curpile Fyod: Back again? You ain't getting in 'till you answer my questions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fever Spiders.

1

Silver Cog Secretary: Oh, hello there %USERNAME%! Nice to see you!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void ranger helm: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 245,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Krystilia: You're still meant to be slaying black demons in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Malak: Away from me, dog. I have business to discuss with the barkeep.

1

Player: I don't really want to drink this until I find out what it is.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting cave crawlers; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Steve: Oh, I see you are a very skilled slayer! That is most impressive. I might be able to do you a favour if you want...

1

Raeli: Thanks again for bringing me that control scroll. Can I help you today?

1

Hajedy: We used to run cart trips down to Shilo Village in south Karamja. Since the troubles we had we've had to stop them though, too many people got killed.

1
  1. Status: 15 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Dwarven Boatman: Want me to take you back to the mines?

1

Fairy: Sorry, I can't talk I'm looking for Sarah-Jane!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Plank': 5 coins
  3. Cancel
1

Emblem Trader: Hello, wanderer.

1

Richard: Hello there, are you interested in buying one of my special capes?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1

Duradel: You're still hunting the Giant Mole; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Guildmaster: You have not proved yourself worthy to enter here yet.

1

TzHaar-Ket: Hello JalYt-Mej-Xo-%USERNAME%.

1
  1. Wilderness assignment: 122 x Rogues
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Nieve: You're still hunting nechryael; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Hassan: You are a friend of the town of Al-Kharid. If we have more tasks to complete, we will ask you. Please, keep in contact. Good employees are not easy to find.

1

Jagbakoba: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1
  1. Remove the fang from the staff?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill Scorpia. How many would you like to slay?

1
  1. Sailing to Prifddinas costs 1,725 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Turael: You're still hunting cave crawlers, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Aisles: I exchange banknotes for real items. That's not a banknote.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make me another of Sir Vyvin's swords?
  3. Can you repair that axe now?
  4. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Alek Constantine: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Alrena: They've taken her...

1

Doctor Orbon: Well hello again. I hear you managed to dispose of those sheep. Good work.

1
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Oak logs
  4. Willow logs
  5. Yew logs
  6. Magic logs
1

Rionasta: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Verac's flail 0: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Ellamaria: Hey - what are you doing with that patch, peasant?!? One demands that you speak to one's self immediately!!

1

King Narnode Shareen: I'd like to speak to you first.

1

Player: I'm not going to pet that! I might get fleas or something else that nasty creature might have.

1

Jarvald: Do you wish to return to Rellekka?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you sell me some furs?
  3. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
  4. Would you like to buy my grey wolf fur?
1

Krystilia: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Dalldav: Can I help you at all?

1

Squire: I'm sorry, my lady, but you cannot enter this area.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Where's my thread, %USERNAME%?

1

Player: Hey Postie. Hows tricks? Who are you interviewing here?

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Weiss
  3. 2: Troll Stronghold
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Digsite workman: Hey, where are your leather gloves?

1
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,025 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Krystilia: You're still meant to be slaying scorpions in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Lumbridge
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I can find the Phoenix Gang?
  3. Can you sell me some furs?
  4. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
  5. Would you like to buy my grey wolf fur?
1
  1. Status: 24 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Spirit tree: None of my brethren are at that location.

1
  1. Wilderness assignment: 24 x Spiders
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Lumbridge
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Digsite workman: Oi! No boots! No leather boots: no digging!

1
  1. Silverlight
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Steve: You're still hunting nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend, with 223 to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: Hmm... I'm not sure how to repair this material.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void Knight top: 45,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 160,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Saradomin halo: 25,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 80,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Void melee helm: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 200,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Trade 4 x Crystal weapon seed for 40 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Afflicted(Razmire): gurghl wot's seysyi

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Black mask: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Elder Guard: Ook. Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Krystilia: You're still hunting ankou; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Lunar Isle
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Varrock
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Exchange 10 scrolls for 7,750 points?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Dugopul: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Monkey Archer: Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ook Ook!

1

Gianne jnr.: Ambassador Ferrnook wants a tangled toads legs.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Release
  3. Teleport to oubliette
  4. Cancel
1

Irina: Don't talk to me again if you value your life!

1

Gianne jnr.: King Bolren wants a tangled toads legs.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Lunar Isle
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Falador
  5. Cancel
1

Ystwyth: You've completed 1 lap of our agility course with a lap time of 1:25. There's been 29,950,691 global completions and the global best time is 1:01.

1

Player: The parrott flew off, I wonder where it went? Silly thing prefered Eadgar to me!

1
  1. Status: 150 charges left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Stew': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 20 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Observe which location?
  2. Cemetery
  3. Ghorrock
  4. Carrallangar
  5. Entrance portal
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Ardougne
  3. 2: Camelot
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Dr Ford: Hello. What brings you to my surgery today?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Compost': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 15 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Kourend Castle
  4. 3: Catherby
  5. Cancel
1

Kruk: Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Butler: Ashkii is entertaining in the chapel. Would sir care to follow me?

1

Afflicted: nots knows'is knows'is

1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 49 uses: 980 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Elder Guard: Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Elder Guard: Ook. Ook Ah Uh! Ah! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 7 x Mahogany plank
  3. Something else...
1

Monkey Archer: Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook. Ah Uh Ah!

1

Kruk: Ah! Ah Uh Ah! Ook. Ah Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. Ring of recoil: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1