DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (152252)

  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
15413
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
6304
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4229
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
896
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
822
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
805

Player: What?

757
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
744
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
739
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
604
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
601
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
568
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
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  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
460
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
404

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

385

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
254
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
234
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
203

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

196
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
186

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

177

Silver merchant: Why not. I can't use it anyway. Try feeling its change in temperature as you walk around.

177
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
148

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

144

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

143

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

142

Player: Okay, great!

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  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
133
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
133

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

133
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
124
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
121
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
121

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

109

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

108
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
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Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

106

Player: Let's just put it down to adventurer's intuition.

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  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
99

Dark Mage: A simple transfiguration spell should resolve that for you. Now leave me be!

95
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
94

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

92
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
90
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
86
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
83
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
81

Player: Thanks!

81

Player: Great, thanks!

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Player: I should make sure I have all four diamonds with me before speaking to Eblis again.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
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Kob: You win, I will call off the attack.

75

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
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Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

70

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

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Caleb: Avan always did have expensive tastes however. You may find he is not prepared to hand over his crest piece to you as easily as I have.

70

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

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Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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Bob: There you go, happy doing business with you!

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  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
66

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

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  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Player: Don't worry about it, just as long as I don't have to go back into that blizzard.

66

Player: Thank you.

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Examiner: Correct! Well done!

64

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

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  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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Player: Not a problem. I'll be back with your cross before you know it.

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Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
61

Daer Krand: Good work!

61

Keef: A deal is a deal. We will not be allies with the monkeys.

61

Maisa: Just make sure he comes down in person. Don't let him send another one of his people; you saw what happened to the last one.

61

Zooknock: Somewhere in the village. It ought to be obvious. Now give me a moment.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
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Gnome Coach: Spot on!

60

Player: Phew! I just made it.

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  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
58
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

58
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
57

Monkey Child: Ok then...

57

Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

56

Dark mage: Spot on!

56

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

56

Saniboch: Excellent work!

55

King Percival: Spot on!

54

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

53

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

53

Player: Very well, I'll go and see if your other brothers need anything...

53

Garkor: Yes - but do not do so until you are ready.

53

Awowogei: Spot on!

52

Player: You'll pay for this Glough!

51

Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
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General Hining: You have done well.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
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  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
49

Doomsayer: Spot on!

49

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

49

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

48

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

48

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

48

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. You'd better deal with it before returning.

48

Player: Fantastic! I'll get straight to it!

48
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
47

Lammy Langle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

47

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

47

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

47

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

47

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

47

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

46

Player: Great!

46
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
46
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
45

Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...

45

Brother Omad: Spot on!

45

Player: Of course.

45

Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

45

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

44

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

44

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

44

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

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  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 50,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
44

Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

43

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

43

Mazion: You're very strange, but if it means I get rid of the horrid thing...

43

Gnome: Right, here you go. Now leave me to eat my crunchies in peace.

43
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
42

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

42
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
41

Player: I think it's hungry!

41

Uri: Loser says what.

41

Miner Magnus: Spot on!

41

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. I've returned it to you now.

41
  1. Status: 9 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
40
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
40

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

40

Bolkoy: Lucky for you, that's the right answer!

40

Bartender: Fancy a bit of Heart Stopper then do you? It'll only be 8 coins.

40

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

40

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

40

Gerrant: You've done it!

40

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

39
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
39

Jorral: Be careful with it, the raw magic can damage you unexpectedly when you feel it.

39

Hamid: Excellent! Good work!

39

Ellena: Excellent work!

39

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

39
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
38

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

38

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

38

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

38

Sithik Ints: But...you can't just leave me here like this!

38

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

38

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

38

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

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  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
38

Tindel Marchant: Great, many thanks indeed! Here's the mattress!

38

Hans: Well done, here you go.

37

Lumbridge Guide: Thanks %USERNAME%!

37

Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

37
  1. Status: 2 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
37

Zooknock: Well done, human. Bear with me now.

37

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

36
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
36

Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

36

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
36
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
36

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

36
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
36
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
36

Eluned: Spot on!

35

Player: Raarrrggggg! Yes!

35

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

35

Player: Thanks, that's very nice of you!

35

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

35

Player: I'll see what I can find.

35

Toban: Hahaha! Small t'ing has done it. Toban is glad - take this...

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  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
34

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

34

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

34
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
34

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

33
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
33

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

33
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
33
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
33

Player: OK.

33

Player: Well this didn't feel very heroic...

33

Uri: Actions have consequences.

32

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

32

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

32

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

32

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

32

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
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Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

31

Imiago: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

31

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

31
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
31

Guardian mummy: Excellent work!

31
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
30

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

30

Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

30

Oziach: Well done, traveller.

30

Player: I think I have enough evidence now, you can go for now, but I think you're up to your neck in it!

30
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
30

Falo the Bard: You have very kind words. I would be extremely grateful if you could remind me which object the song was about.

30

Gnome: Catching chompy birds? You mourners are weird. Anyway, if you don't need anything else I'd like to be left in peace.

30

Zooknock: Furthermore, you will not be able to attack whilst using this, so be careful. Perhaps when I refine my spells I could look into making this possible.

30

Player: I'll get right to it.

30

G.L.O. Caranock: I shall see personally to the decommission. You should report to the King immediately.

30

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

30
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
30

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

29

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

29
  1. Do you wish to leave the slayer tower roof?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
29

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

29
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
29

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

29

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

29

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

29

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another banner?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
29
  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
28

Uri: What's cheese?

28

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

28

Trufitus: I'll hold on to this Wampum belt for you for the time being. I'll give it back to you when we have completed this quest.

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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
28

Uri: I have a story about that.

28

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

28

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

28

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

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Professor Gracklebone: Spot on!

28

Waydar: Understood. Military gliders are after all an untested form of transport...

28

Uri: *sneezes* What?

27
  1. Status: 16 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
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Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

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Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

27

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

27

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

27
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
27
  1. Status: 18 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
27
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

26

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

26

Aretha: Correct!

26

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.

26
  1. Status: 6 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
26
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
25

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

25

Simon Templeton: Mind your own bizzo, mate. But if you get any more, you know where I am!

25

Fycie: Human done good!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I remove the effects of the spell from the area?
  3. How do I get rid of the undead ogres?
  4. How do I get rid of the disease?
  5. Sorry, I have to go.
25

Horphis: Correct!

25

Sir Kay: Correct!

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  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
25

Zavistic Rarve: We must find the rest of Clarence, I've sent some wizards out to some of the sandpits, would you please check the Entrana sandpit?

25

Wilough: Thanks mister!

25

Player: I should go and let Eblis know what's happened here...

25

Jethick: Spot on!

25

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

25
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
24

Eohric: Correct!

24

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

24

Weve: Hey! Leave them alone! My dad Steve will beat you up unless a Slayer Master has given you special permission.

24

Dockmaster: Correct!

24
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
24

Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old Supergrog. That'll be 15 coins please.

24

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

24

Uri: Can you stand me?

24
  1. Status: 13 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
24

Archaeological expert: What can I say? It's a skill I picked up through my many years of taking field notes!

24

Taria: Correct!

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  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
23

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

23

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

23

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

23

Brimstail: Well done!

23

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

23

Player: That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.

23

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

23

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

23

Captain Tobias: Correct!

23

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

23

Aubury: Well if he's half as good a salesman as you suggest I should have no problem in funding my research and maybe even redecorating this place.

23

King Narnode Shareen: I'll show you the way back up.

23

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

22

Spirit tree: You're already here.

22

Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

22
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Where is that area?
  5. Okay, great!
22
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
22

Matthew: Josef must have hidden the book somewhere in the ruins, before Denath followed him. If you could find it, we'd know what it was that frightened him. We'd know what Denath is really up to!

22

Dunstan: Correct!

22
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
22

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

22

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

22

Player: Okay, I'm on my way. This Solus guy is really beginning to get on my nerves!

22
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
22

Drezel: Correct!

22

Oracle: That's right, well done!

22

Evil Dave: Spot on!

22

Zorgoth: Yes, come on Dragon Slayer. Let's see what you've got.

22

Lady Keli: You are welcome, run along now, I am very busy.

22

Grew: If you t'ink you're tough, find Gorad, my enemy to the south-east, and knock one of his teeth out! Heheheheh!

22
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
22
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
21

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

21
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
21

Edmond: Sounds good!

21

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

21

High Priest: A somewhat strange request, but I see no harm in it. There you go. May Saradomin walk with you.

21

Scout: I'm too busy scouting to be in touch. One headed this direction with me seeking the place of heat and sand, another sought a place of moisture and growth and the last sought gnomes.

21

Blurberry: Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.

21
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
21
  1. Status: 20 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
21

Player: Okay, I'm on my way - and Solus had better watch out, I am up to here with his annoying tricks!

21

Bob: Be careful %USERNAME%. The Dragonkin may be gone but the scars of their wars remain to this day. I don't know what that Vault contains, but I doubt it's anything good.

21

Femi: Well done!

21
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
21

Player: Go to Leela, she is close to here.

21

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

21

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rellekka.

21

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

20

Player: *Aside*Perhaps I should pay this snake charmer a visit.

20
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
20

Player: Thanks.

20

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

20

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

20

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wolves.

20

Marisi: Correct!

20
  1. Dragon scimitar
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
20

Player: That looks disgusting, but it's what the cook asked for...

20

Player: Okay I'll head off immediately. Let's hope we're not too late.

20

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

19

Traiborn: Spot on!

19

Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

19
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
19
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
19

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

19

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

19

Shayzien Infiltrator: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't think so, it might animate and attack me!
  3. Yes, I may find something else on the corpse.
19

Squire: Correct!

19

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

19

Hajedy: Well done.

19

Player: Thanksh very mush...

19

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

19

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

19

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I shall now transport you to Zulrah's shrine and offer your life on behalf of our tribe.

19

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

19

Clerris: Correct!

19

Rantz: Hey, you did good wiv da stabbie chucker, der's a flappy hat for ya.

19

Caleb: He said he was on some kind of search for treasure, or gold, or something out in the desert. You might want to ask around there for him.

19
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
18

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

18
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
18
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
18

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

18

Breive: *cough* that isn't your assignment *wheeze*

18

Bob: Bye.

18

Player: I wonder how old you are...

18
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
18

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

18

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

18

Grew: Well, well, perhaps the morsel can help after all...

18

Captain Ginea: Correct!

18

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

18
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
17

Madame Caldarium: Correct!

17

Juna: Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time.

17

Baraek: Correct.

17

Francis: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

17

Player: I'll see what I can do.

17
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
17

Gallow: Correct!

17

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

17

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

17
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
17

Player: You can trust me to do it, sir!

17

Gabooty: Sounds right!

17

Roavar: Here you go!

17
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
17
  1. Status: 23 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
17

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

17

Sandy: I don't care about that, I have far too much work to do. Let the authorities take care of things like murder and stop snooping around my office!

17

Hunding: Well done.

17

Dominic Onion: Correct!

17

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

17
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
17

Watchtower Wizard: You could start by checking out the ogre settlements around here. Tribal ogres often dislike their neighbours... In the meantime, I'll throw those fingernails out for you.

17

Drew: If ya need any more sand, please come back and use Sandstorm again.

17

Captain Errdo: A bit of a technical hitch with the landing gear. I won't be able to fly you anywhere, sorry.

17

Captain Braindeath: Thanks, lad. We'd never have managed without ye!

17

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

16

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

16

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

16

Luthas: Congratulations.

16

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

16

Flax keeper: Correct!

16

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

16

Trufitus: adventuring.

16

Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.

16

Captain Khaled: Spot on!

16
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
16
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
16

Wise Old Man: Don't be so sure.

16

Brundt the Chieftain: In any case, before the council and I meet with anyone from their camp, they will have to give our rock back.

16

G.L.O. Caranock: Decommission the shipyard ... I see. Well, we have had some seriously strong southerly winds of late. They may have been blown off course during flight.

16

Player: Hmm... I wonder what this treasure is.

16
  1. Really uncharge the trident?
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
15

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

15
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
15

Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

15

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

15

Garkor: We have to stop Glough! Get back to the Stronghold and warn the king before it's too late! I'll get the rest of the 10th squad together and we'll meet you there.

15

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

15

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cadantine for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

15

Barbarian guard: It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.

15

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
15

Player: Okay Savant, I'll heal up, then go looking for him amongst the Dorgeshuun.

15
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
15

Vannaka: Here, have this.

15

Player: Ok, I think I understand.

15
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
15
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
15
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
14
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
14
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 520,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
14
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
14

Cook: Cheers!

14

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy elemental runes.
  5. Buy other runes.
  6. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
14

Eluned:

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
14

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

14

Player: Hello there.

14

Kolodion: If you would like me to imbue any more capes, just bring me the remains of the respective creature.

14

Kaylee: Correct!

14

Father Aereck: Correct!

14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
14

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

14

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

14

Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then. Now which of these barrels contained the Liverbane Ale? That'll be 18 coins please.

14

Player: Thanks for the Rota Bert. I'll go check for the original with Sandy in Brimhaven.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'd rather not.
14

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

13

Player: Hi, I...

13

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

13
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
13
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
13

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

13

Vasquen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

13

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

13
  1. Pay 6 cadava berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
13

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

13

Player: Thank you!

13
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
13

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

13

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

13

Oronwen: Any time.

13

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

13

Brian O'Richard: Amazing, you made it so far!

13
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
13

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

13

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well done in the cave, here take TokKul as reward.

13
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
13

Player: It's my pleasure!

13

Zooknock: The range at which I will be able to sustain it is limited. I cannot ensure it will be effective off the atoll.

13

Dimintheis: They can also be granted extra powers. Take them to one of my sons, they should be able to imbue them with a skill for you.

13

High Priest: Those orbs are volatile, they use some very old magic, no worshipper of Saradomin would dare touch one. You must return to this monk and find out more, but be wary.

13

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

13

Old crone: Well done.

13

Player: Ok, I promise!

13

Watchtower Wizard: I've given you a special scroll too - it's a new spell. Read the scroll and you will be able to teleport yourself here.

13

Neite: *sigh*

13

Caleb: Then why are you wasting your time here?

13

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

12
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
12

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

12

Captain Braindeath: With those rottin' dogs legless they'll never keep fighting us now, so we've decided to stay here and keep the 'rum' flowin!

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
12

Ivan Strom: Now, please. I'd like to be alone.

12

Caroline: Thank you so much!

12
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
12

Player: Sorry, I have to go.

12

King Roald: Correct!

12

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

12

Player: It's a surprise! Follow me.

12

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

12

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

12

Karim: Correct!

12
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
12

Lowe: Here you go!

12

Bardur: Perhaps I misjudged you, exile. Best of luck on your adventure.

12

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

12

Cook: Well done.

12

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

12
  1. Which outfit piece do you want?
  2. Mask.
  3. Top.
  4. Trousers.
  5. Boots.
  6. Gloves.
12
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
12

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

12

Gem trader: Maybe we'll all get lucky and the scorpions will deal with him.

12

Osman: Thanks.

12

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

12

Eblis: Take care of it, it is the only heirloom from those times I possess, although rumour has it many of our ancient warriors were buried with identical weapons so that they could continue to fight for my Lord in their deaths.

12
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
11
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
11

Lisse Isaakson: Thank you, well done!

11
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
11

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

11
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
11

Oneiromancer: Well done.

11
  1. Try to open the chest?
  2. Yes
  3. No
11

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

11

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

11

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

11

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletons.

11

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

11

Charlie the Tramp: Correct!

11

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

11

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

11

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

11

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

11

Player: Okay, take care Golrie.

11
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
11

Hans: Well done.

11

Herman Caranos: No, thank YOU!

11

Wilough: Thanks miss!

11

Nurse Wooned: Well done!

11

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

11

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cows.

11
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
11

Pieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

11
  1. Leave the cave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Gypsy: Well, I do pity you, and wish you the best of luck!

11
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
11

Assistant: I'm sorry, no weapons or armour may be worn to Entrana. Come back when you have laid them down.

11

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

11

Player: Yes please.

10

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

10

Player: Yeah, I'll pay that!

10

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

10

Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

10

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find these beings?
  3. Any advice on fighting the beings?
  4. Tell me more about these beings.
  5. Thanks, bye.
10

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
10

Ewesey: Here you go.

10

Player: I'll be back later.

10
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
10

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

10

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghosts.

10

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

10

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

10
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
10
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
10

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
10

Nicholas: Correct!

10

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

10

King Bolren: The tree has many other powers, some of which I cannot reveal. As a friend of the gnome people, I can now allow you to use the tree's magic to teleport to other trees grown from related seeds.

10

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Minotaurs.

10

Ug: Whaaat? Man-thing want to die? Ug no scared of you or your grandmother! Ug show you. Ug go to Aga now.

10

Sherlock: Come back to me when you've completed your challenge.

10

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

10

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

10

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

10

Chaeldar: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

10

Player: Thanks Smith!

10

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

10

Sylas: Anyway, I have removed the potion now and you may keep the helmet along with your rewards. Don't worry, it's quite harmless and the helmet should help you in your adventures.

10

Jorral: Take a look at the artefacts in the new museum room. You may find something of interest.

10

Ghost disciple: Compliments of Morytania for your efforts throughout the tasks set.

10

Curator Haig Halen: Good heavens! I'd never let you do such a dangerous thing.

10

Regath: Nice work!

10

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

10

Jorral: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

10

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

10

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm south of Ardougne.

10

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

9

Player: Hello.

9

Horacio: Here, have this.

9

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

9
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
9

Player: Got any tips for me?

9

Nieve: I'll meet you back at the Grand Tree, %USERNAME%.

9

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

9
  1. Recharge the sceptre with...
  2. Gold artefacts?
  3. Stone artefacts?
  4. Pottery and Ivory artefacts?
  5. Actually, I'm more interested in plundering the tombs.
9

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

9

Player: Hi!

9

Clay golem: I cannot remember. The shock of seeing a human being killed wiped the details of the incident from my memory.

9
  1. Status: 27 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. There must be an easier way to kill these zogres!
  3. There must be a way to cure this disease!
  4. I have some other questions for you.
  5. Sorry, I have to go.
9

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crawling Hands.

9

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Rada's blessing?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
  5. Bye!
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another set of Morytania legs?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
9
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
9
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
9

General Khazard: Don't worry if you lose it, I can always get more to replace it.

9

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

9

Shantay: Well done.

9

Hickton: Correct!

9
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Hitpoints *
  3. * Magic *
  4. * Ranged *
  5. --- Previous ---
9

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

9

Player: I'll see you there.

9

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

9

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

9

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

9

Nieve: I believe you're right!

9

Cam the Camel: *makes camel noises*

9

Dallas Jones: I agree. Head to the old settlement on the north side of the island. I'll meet you there once I've finished up here.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

9

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 3 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

9

Oronwen: Well done.

9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
9

Tarn: Who? How did you get here? Never mind. I'll deal with you myself!

9

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find her for you then.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Try to open a small casket of runes
  3. Try to open a large casket of runes
  4. Buy non elemental runes.
  5. On second thoughts I don't really need any runes.
9

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bats.

9

Clay golem: Thank you. Now my mind is at rest.

9

Eblis: Make sure to come and speak to me when you have retrieved all four diamonds.

9

Player: Great, I think Tindel will get a good night's rest on this.

9

G.L.O. Caranock: I agree. Anyhow, we don't want your human wondering as to your whereabouts. When the time is right, don't hesitate to ... dispose of it.

9

Caleb: You're welcome.

9

Vasquen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

9

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
8
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
8

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

8

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek more answers.
  3. I have no more questions at this time.
8

Bolongo: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

8

Alan: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

8
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
8
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
8
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
8
  1. Really donate %NUMBER_COMMA% coins?
  2. Donate it.
  3. Cancel.
8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

8
  1. Status: 26 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Catacombs of Kourend.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

8

Player: I think it wants some attention.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
8

Matthew: Josef didn't have money for the magic carpet, and he can't have got far in the desert at night with that heavy book.

8

Zahur: There, all done.

8

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

8
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
8

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

8
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
8

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

8

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

8
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Rune Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

8

Unferth: Before you go, I found the strangest thing. There was a package left under the bed, it's addressed to you.

8
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

8

Sedridor: Well done.

8

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

8

Watchtower Wizard: You'll need some way to make the guards let you in.

8

Ticket goblin: Just board the train and wait for it to travel to Keldagrim.

8

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

8

Player: Very well. I shall return once I've learnt more.

8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

8

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

8

My Arm: Now you know more 'bout herbs. Also, I made a new farming patch like you showed me. Whatever you plant in it, I make sure it don't get disease.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

8

King Narnode Shareen: It's a translation book, you'll need it to translate what Hazelmere says. Do this carefully! His words are our only hope! You'll find his dwellings high upon a towering hill, on an island east of Yanille.

8
  1. Status: 29 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Cancel
8

Doric: Well done.

8

Player: Okay, I'll be back as soon as I have it.

8

Bernald: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

8
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
7

Watson: Thank you very much.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's go.
  3. I need more time to prepare.
7
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Attack.
  3. Strength.
  4. Defence.
  5. Hitpoints.
  6. Another wish.
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
7

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

7

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

7

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

7

Player: Urrrgggg.

7
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
7
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
7

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

7

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

7

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

7

Player: Hi.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more boots?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
7

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

7

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

7
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Player: Yes, I'd like to get Mimic challenges.

7

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You even defeated TzTok-Jad, I am most impressed! Please accept this gift. Give cape back to me if you not want it.

7

Thormac: Aha, my little scorpions home at last!

7

Tool Leprechaun: Ye did foine, yer'll be wanting this!

7
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
7

Cook: Very well done, take this.

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
7

Daga: Here, have this!

7

Brundt the Chieftain: Maybe, but where's the harm in a bit of feasting from time to time?

7

Fortunato: Well done.

7
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
7

Gypsy: Good work %USERNAME%! I think that will be the last we'll see of him! You'd better come back now.

7

Steve: I believe you're right!

7

Player: Goodbye.

7
  1. Are sure you want to make the Ferocious Gloves?
    (This will make them untradeable)
  2. Yes
  3. No
7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

7

Jossik: Wow! It's an Unholy Book of Zamorak! I thought these things had all vanished! Well, it's all yours, I hope you appreciate it.

7

The Face: Here you go.

7

Fragment of Seren: No! Get out! Get out! Get out!

7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

7

Player: Okayyy. Thanks for the help Ava. See you later.

7
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
7

Boot: I don't believe it's exactly easy to get to though...

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is your cousin's house?
  3. What does your pendant look like?
  4. Where are you the princess of exactly?
  5. I should be off, I think.
7

Gypsy: Yes, of course.

7

Player: That sounds good, improve them for me.

7

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

7

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Hosidius.

7

Player: Hmmm... sounds interesting, I might take you up on that.

7
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
7

Rantz: Ok you's person...goes find da stabber!

7

Captain Shanks: Very well then me old shipmate, I'll just take your ticket and then we'll set sail.

7

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I've got some stuff you left at the shrine earlier. You should get it back from me before sacrificing yourself again.

7

Player: That's five! Only one more left now...

7

Dimintheis: Here you go.

7

Mandrith: Well done.

7

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

7

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

7
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, 100 coins will be fine.
  3. No thanks.
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye the robe black.
  3. Don't.
7

Monkey minder: I don't know what kind of monkey you think you are, but you're not getting anywhere near my monkeys!

7

Nieve: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
7

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 4 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

6

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

6

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

6

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

6

Player: What's going on here?

6

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some lantadyme for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

6

Hairdresser: Well done.

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

6

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

6

Player: Glad I was able to help... but who is your boss? I thought you worked for the museum?

6

Cook: No problem!

6
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
6

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

6

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

6

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

6

Player: Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.

6

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

6
  1. Status: 34 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
6
  1. Make sure you've collected all your stuff!
  2. Leave the Theatre.
  3. Stay in the Theatre.
6
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw coins.
  3. Cancel
6

Player: Okay, thanks.

6

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

6
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
6

Selena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Catacombs of Kourend.

6

Ruantun: Yesss, of courssse... There you are, put it to good usssse...

6

Vanescula Drakan: Oh I'm counting on it...

6

Askeladden: Sure thing buddy! I'd say take better care of this one, but it's just a rock! I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
6

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

6

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

6

Savant: Well I still don't know what help that is, but if you have an idea where he might be you should head there immediately!

6

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another cloak?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
6

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Birds.

6

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

6

Gertrude: Well done.

6

Player: Okay, will do.

6
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Strength *
  3. * Attack *
  4. * Defence *
  5. --- More ---
6

Player: Ok, thanks.

6

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

6

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

6

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

6

Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins.

6

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

6

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

6
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Squire: OK, here you go.

6

Player: That's all thanks.

6

Watson: I still need an easy clue and a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

6

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

6

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

6

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

6
  1. The scroll is sealed. Do you still want to open it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Captain Braindeath: Thanks, lass. We'd never have managed without ye!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I find monkey remains?
  3. Where do I find a magical monkey talisman?
  4. I'll be back later.
6

Ned: Well done!

6
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
6

Brian: Here you go, here's your axe! And very many thanks for your help and a good laugh! You should have seen your face! Oh what a picture!

6

Apothecary: Well done.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Please wait...
6

Player: Stop right there, Kruk!

6

Brian: Well done.

6

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

6
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
6

Player: Thanks...I think I'm going to need it.

6

Dark Mage: You be really careful with that thing!

6

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

6

Watchtower Wizard: Well, if you can cast Bones to Bananas, or any spells beyond that, you should be alright.

6

Sigmund The Merchant: Incredible! Your merchanting skills might even match my own! I have no choice but to recommend you to the council of elders!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tattered Yellow papyrus.
  3. Decayed White papyrus.
  4. Crusty Orange papyrus.
6

Player: Darn it! It would probably help if I actually wore my ice gloves.

6

Dron: BE GONE!

6

Boy: Thank you so much!

6

Player: Fair thee well, kinsmen of Neitiznot.

6
  1. Are you sure?
  2. Yes, I know items dropped in the instance will be lost.
  3. On second thoughts, better not.
6

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

5

Advisor Ghrim: I shall tell your subjects to deliver your resources to your storage right away, Your Royal Highness.

5
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
5

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some snapdragon for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

5
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
5
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Slepe.
5
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
5

Mysterious Old Man: Reach the maze centre as fast as possible. The faster you are, the better your reward.

5

Player: Yes.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Taverley Dungeon.

5

Player: Bye!

5
  1. Attach the jaw to the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Rhonen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5

Player: Understood.

5

Larry: As for our next move, I've got...friends...elsewhere who should hear of this information, but we have plenty of time. It's not as though they made a break through in their research or something.

5

Cecilia: Select the song I asked you to play, and speak to me again.

5

Soldier (tier 5): To the arena!

5

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a palm tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

5

Brother Omad: Dum dee do la la! *hiccup* That was some party!

5

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

5

Ulsquire Shauncy: Great! Well done my friend!

5

Rasolo: And you will be able to find the entrance to Damis' lair.

5
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
5

Culinaromancer: You should not meddle in affairs that do not concern you!

5

Alain: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

5
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
5

Uglug Nar: Yous creatures done da good fing...yous get many bright pretties for dis...!

5

Candle maker: Here, have this.

5
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
5
  1. Are you sure? You won't get that item back.
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

5

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

5
  1. There's a free space, do you want to join?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
5

Lovada: Here you go.

5

Bob: I am. I can't fight any more, but maybe I can be useful in some other way. Much of this is my fault and it's only right that I help put things right. Now let's get going.

5

Player: Well that's Dessous dead, but where is the Diamond he was supposed to have?

5

Malak: He will be extremely pleased to meet the murderer of poor Dessous, I suspect.

5
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't pay.
5

Logosia: Here you go.

5

Player: No problem. I'll be back if I find some more.

5

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

5

Troll child: You are much smaller than most trolls, it should be easy for you!

5

Player: See you later.

5

Chemist: Well done, have this.

5
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
5

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

5

Death: Perhaps we should just talk instead.

5

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

5

Biblia: Here you go.

5

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

5

Arhein: Well done, matey!

5
  1. Pay 60,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 60,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
5

Breive: Hey, you don't *cough* wanna go in there without *cough* some kind of protection from the smoke. Your lungs aren't as tough as *wheeze* mine.

5
  1. Are you REALLY sure you want to discard everything?
  2. No, I'll keep my stuff.
  3. Yes, REALLY discard everything.
5

Player: I think it's really hungry!

5

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

5

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

5

Player: Thank you. I will make sure she's given a proper burial now.

5

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

5

Key Master: Here you go.

5

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

5
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
5

Player: OK, thanks.

5
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
5

Brian O'Richard: Well you didn't do too badly, but you didn't make it nearly as far as others have.

5

My Arm: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

5

Turael: Very well done, take this.

5

Fossegrimen: *The Fossegrimen whispers an enchantment*

5

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

5

Arianwyn: I can't offer much of a reward I'm afraid. However, I did have Eluned make this for you. It should allow you to bypass the defences on the temple.

5

Brundt the Chieftain: Kill them all!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
5

Knight: Yes! Praise Saradomin! You...have been sent in...my hour of need. Please, take...this scroll to Sir Tiffy in Falador park... You should not...read it.

5

Ghommal: Your gear so strong. Me impressed.

5

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am most impressed by your equipment, peasant.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw to inventory
  3. Transfer to bank
  4. Cancel
5

Player: Oh dear, I do hope the doctor's reaction is not too violent.

5

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

5
  1. Shield left half
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
5

Genie: Here, have this.

5

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

5

Elena: You may want to check out the orchard just north of the city. I hear no one has tended it since the blight infected the trees there. I imagine it will have plenty of rotten apples.

5

Player: Okay, I will trade the mole parts.

5

Arianwyn: Thank you friend. Don't forget your disguise.

5

Krystilia: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
5

Drew: I have %NUMBER_COMMA% of your buckets and you've ground enough sandstone for %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

5

Bartender: Nicely solved!

5

Player: Thanks Avan.

5

Eve: Oi, find yourself some other dragons - these are mine!

5

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

5

Player: I'm glad I could help.

5
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. Clear some more inventory space and I'll give you the rest.

5

Player: It'll make this easier.

5

Player: Think nothing of it. I'm looking forward to seeing what you've produced for the Al Kharid market.

5

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

5

Player: I accept your challenge.

5

Bert: Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.

5

Rolayne Twickit (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

5

Player: Mr Progress Hat? Hello?

5

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

5

Player: Ok then...thanks I will!

5

Player: Right then, I'll get to it.

5

Guard: Okay, good then. And remember, I prefer my pineapples whole, not chopped up with all the juice gone.

5

Garkor: Ready yourself, human: the final battle begins!

5

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

5
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
5

Vannaka: I'll open the store for you.

5

Player: Thanks Bob.

5

Guard Vemmeldo: Well done!

5

Gerald: You could ask Hadley the tourist guide. He'll be in this building just here.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Please wait...
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
5

Barker: Here, have this.

5

Gem trader: 'Cos I know theres gold out there, in them there sand dunes... and if it's not up to his lordships high standards of 'gold perfection'...

5

Dantaera: Do so with my blessing. I wish you good fortune, %USERNAME%. Go now, and save the beauty of the White Tree.

5

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

5
  1. Information
  2. What is this place?
  3. How do I challenge someone to a duel?
  4. What kind of options are there?
  5. This place looks really old, where did it come from?
5

Troll child: Please try harder! I love my mommy and daddy!

5

Avan: I'll want 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.

5

Dr Ford: Hello. What brings you to my surgery today?

5

Player: Devices, please.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Player: What's my current farming contract?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about gravestones again.
  3. How do I pay a gravestone fee?
  4. How long do I have to return to my gravestone?
  5. How do I know what will happen to my items when I die?
  6. I think I'm done here.
4

Observatory professor: By Saradomin's earlobes! You must be a friend of the gods indeed.

4
  1. Status: 28 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
4

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

4

Player: Wow, thanks!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another ring?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
4

Ellena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more headgear?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
4

Player: Let's go.

4
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
4

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

4
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
4

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

4

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

4

Mosol Rei: Please can you give it to Trufitus. He may be able to give you extra details on the legend surrounding Rashiliyia. Good luck!

4

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white berries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

4

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some dwarf weed for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

4

Player: No problem, I'll finish this once and for all.

4

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some potato cacti for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

4

Player: Yes please!

4

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a yew tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

4

Player: Why would I want to forfeit? I'm not in a duel!

4

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

4

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a maple tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Jormungand's Prison.

4

Grish: Der's yous go creatures...da best me's do for yous...and be back wivout da sickies.

4

Ogre guard: Ok der' yous goes!

4

Caroline: Thank you. Take care of yourself %USERNAME%.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

4

Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.

4
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Vertida Sefalatis: %USERNAME%, we have an old hideout beneath Old Man Ral's house in southern Meiyerditch. Meet us there.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I use the Grand Exchange?
  3. I'd like to set up trade offers please.
  4. Can you help me with item sets?
  5. I'd like Exchange collection reminders on login, please.
  6. I'm fine, thanks.
4
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Glough: Hahahaha!

4

Ranael: Well done.

4

Gaius: Here you go.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

4

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Zombies.

4

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Elder Guard: As you wish.

4

Player: I think I'll leave it for now.

4

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

4
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
4

Garth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Fairy Godfather: Grazie infinite! I will give-a dem to da healing fairy. Da Queen Bee, she will-a soon be strong again!

4
  1. Uncharge your staff for all its charges? (regaining %NUMBER_COMMA% blood runes)
  2. Proceed.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

4
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
4

Bartender: I suppose you'll be wanting some Fire Brandy. That'll cost you 12 coins.

4

Ayesha: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get wax from?
  3. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  4. What else do I need?
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Can I have another set of Karamja gloves?
  5. See you later.
4

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Player: ...

4

Player: Well that is a risk I will have to take.

4

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

4

Rashiliyia: My hatred and bitterness corrupted me. I tried to destroy all life... now I am released. And am grateful to contemplate eternal rest...

4

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

4

High Priest: Ah, yes, I have it here. I'm sure you'll get a huge amount of enjoyment out of it.

4
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
4

Golrie: No, of course not.

4

Wingstone: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

4

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

4
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Eblis: Don't forget to come back here when you have collected all four diamonds.

4

Sanfew: If you ever come across more goutweed, bring it to me; I don't need any more for the ritual, but it's still quite difficult for me to get. I'll exchange it for some other herbs.

4

Chamber guardian: Good, good, I hope you have chosen well. I will now present you with a magic staff. This, along with the cape awarded to you by your chosen god, are all the weapons and armour you will need here.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
4

Cecilia: Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland?

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in Keldagrim.

4

Player: That was for Bob!

4

Bartender: No problemo. That'll be 2 coins.

4

Saniboch: Many thanks. You may now pass the door. May your death be a glorious one!

4

Player: Thanks, Emily.

4

Player: Uh oh...

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
  4. Clockwork toy
4

Watchtower Wizard: Well, if you ever want to make friends with an ogre, this is the item to have! Now I'll try to assemble it...

4

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

4

City guard: Hur, hur. The imp has done it! This is what you be needing...

4

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

4

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hydras in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

4

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

4

Lady Ffion Meilyr: As you wish.

4

Sir Renitee: There you go.

4

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

4

Player: This looks complete! I should head back to the Chieftain and see what he thinks.

4

Player: I should probably head back to the longhall...

4

Player: Ok, I'll go see what I can find.

4
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
4

Player: If Malak lied to me about it, he is going to pay!

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Slayer Tower.

4

Player: Alright, I'll see what I can do.

4

Brundt the Chieftain: You will not defeat us this day! Come %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

4

Player: Nothing...

4
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. What do we need for the monkey talisman?
4

Matthias: Don't worry; I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't upset it too much.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

4

Sandwich lady: Hey, I didn't say you could have that!

4

Essyllt: Hmm, fair enough.

4

Player: Well, I'll see what I can do.

4

Player: No, I'm really too busy.

4

Turael: Here's a new axe; may it serve you well.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Player: You had better be quick, there may be more guards about.

4

Dalcian Fang (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. A trader in Ardougne
  3. A ghost in Port Phasmatys
  4. A warrior in Rellekka
4
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4

King Arthur: Indeed. We of the Round Table are greatly indebted to you for all of your help. I wish to reward you for all the help you have given us...

4

Sylas: Yes, indeed! I also imagine poor Rupert never understood why his beard grew so alarmingly fast. Poor lad.

4

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

4
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
4

Dunstan: I have very little to offer you in way of thanks, but perhaps you will accept this family heirloom. It was found by my great-great-grandfather, but we still don't have any idea what it does.

4

Player: That tunnel gets very narrow. I don't think I can squeeze through.

4

Veronica: Well done.

4

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Pollnivneach.

4
  1. Status: 32 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4

Surgeon General Tafani: Wear this cape in good health, my friend.

4

Fossegrimen: There you go! Go forth mighty warrior.

4

Barbarian guard: They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card. When you've done all that, we'll be happy to let you in.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Why are you here?
  5. Can I fight these Lizardmen?
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Witchaven Dungeon.

4
  1. Status: 25 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!

4

Miazrqa: Very well. Good luck with finding my pendant.

4

Aisles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

4

King Narnode Shareen: Everything seems fine, as far as I can tell... I will let you know if there is any trouble.

4
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Player: That should be enough, now I just have to get back to the boat...

4

Watchtower Wizard: I hope you've been brushing up Herblore and Magic? I must warn you, only experienced magicians can use the potion. It is too dangerous in the hands of the unskilled.

4

Watchtower Wizard: Marvellous! It works! The town will now be safe. Take these coins as a token of my gratitude. Also, let me improve your Magic level.

4

Mawrth: Here, have this.

4

Hazeel: to join my fellow mahjarrat and regain my strength and powers. I shall return when I am ready to fight my enemies and much blood shall flow across these lands!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Apply it, and don't ask this again.
  4. Cancel.
4

The Monkey's Aunt: How dare you come near my farmhouse! Guards! Guards! Remove this human!

4

Reldo: That strange device will guide you in the same way the key did. Feel it, but be careful as it is very powerful. Good luck.

4

Monkey Child: You lost it!? What am I going to play with now?

4

Oracle: First, a drink used by a mage. Next, some worm string, changed to sheet. Then, a small crustacean cage. Last, a bowl that's not seen heat.

4

Player: Very well. I will be back later, with one of the captives.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

4
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
4
  1. Status: 35 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
4

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

4
  1. When using items on the bag...
  2. ... ask how many to store.
  3. ... always store as many as possible.
4
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
4

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

4

Lanthus: Good day, how may I help you?

4

Lieve McCracken: Oi, I'm Lieve McCracken and I say leave m' Kraken alone!

4

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to kalphite in the task-only Kalphite Cave, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

4
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
4

Gnome banker: Good day, how may I help you?

4

Wanderer: Now go.

4

Player: Argh!

4
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
4

Turael: You're still hunting lizards, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about this place again?
  3. Can you explain the different portals?
  4. About the progress hat...
  5. Thanks, bye!
4

Nulodion: Take care adventurer.

4

Player: Have your herbs died?

4

Thormac: Yes, it'll cost you 40,000 coins for the materials needed though. Which sort of staff did you want enchanting?

4

Torrell: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

4

Player: Okay, I'll grow you some marigolds.

4

Player: Oh no, I definitely wouldn't try something like that...

4

Bernald: These vines are very precious indeed. I could not hazard the risk that someone would steal my grapes while I was away - they may be diseased, but they still contain Burthorpe Vine seeds.

4

Kragen: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

4

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

4

Sloane: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

4

Johnathon: Here you go!

4

Rantz: Dat's da shame thing dat is! No flapper hat for you den!

4

Duradel: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

4

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm quite sure.
  3. No, I think I'll keep it.
4

Player: Oh, right.

4

Juna: It has not been long since your last visit. Come again tomorrow.

4

Player: I'm glad you're confident in my abilities.

4

Dark Mage: I'll want 250,000 coins to recharge the upgraded Staff of Iban.

4
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Please wait...
4
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
3

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 26,000 coins deposited first.

3

Sirsal Banker: No you do not! Begone!

3
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

3

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

3

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. I'd rather not.
3
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
3

Boulder: Hey, friend of Snowflake!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: Are you hungry?

3

Duradel: Good luck!

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
3

Player: What a beautiful song!

3

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

3
  1. Pay 6 dragonfruit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
3
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another shield?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3
  1. Use brute strength on the gates?
  2. Yes, I'm very strong, I'll force them open.
  3. No, I'm having second thoughts.
3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
3

Player: No thanks.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
3

Brother Omad: OK, let's party!

3

Taylor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have one council member left to protect!

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I have.
  3. No, I'm not interested in that.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Protecting the Dwarf
  3. Protecting the Goblins
  4. Protecting the Pirate
  5. More...
3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

3

Chef Olivia: Please bring Artur back.

3

Nature Spirit: Farewell, %USERNAME% and good luck with your coming battle.

3

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some torstol for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

3

Player: Aarrrgghhh!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
3

Player: Right then. I'd better be on my way. I'll be back soon.

3

Echned Zekin: You will benefit from this decision, the source will be opened to you. Bring the dagger back to me when you have completed this task.

3

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wolves.

3

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

3

Squirrel: I want 25 yanillian hops for that.

3

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

3

Nieve: Come on, %USERNAME% we have to stop Glough!

3

Snowflake: Now, let us thank you for bringing us together, for saving our lives and for marrying us...

3

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

3
  1. Dive without diving gear?
  2. Yes, dive anyway.
  3. Yes, dive anyway, and don't ask this again.
  4. No, don't dive.
3

Player: What's this? The bridge is out - I'll need to find another way in. I can see a ladder up there coming out of a hole; there must be a tunnel that leads here...

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Wizard Cromperty: Your magical prowess... it is most impressive.

3

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Wise Old Man: As you wish. Farewell, %USERNAME%.

3

Necrovarus: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

3
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

3

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

3

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Taverley.

3
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
3

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

3

Katrine: Us thieves have been trying to get hold of this one for a while!

3

Achietties: Congratulations! You have completed the Heroes' Guild entry requirements! You will find the door now open for you! Enter, Hero! And take this reward!

3
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
3

Player: No problem, I'll be sure to bring anything you might like over if I find something.

3

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

3

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

3

Akthanakos: It'll be a pleasure to fight you once more...

3

Player: Mmmmm, dat was luverly...

3

Jossik: It's amazing how things like that keep washing up on the shore in caskets. Take a look at what I've got...

3

Dunstan: No problem.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to forfeit?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Ok, I will do it then.

3

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You not lucky. Maybe next time, JalYt.

3
  1. Give that bond to %OTHER_USERNAME% as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How am I doing so far?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Where are you?
  5. Got any tips for me?
  6. Nothing really.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Where are you?
  4. Got any tips for me?
  5. That's all thanks.
3
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

3

Player: Khazard tricked me! This is no reward, he's trying to get me killed...AGAIN!

3

Tiles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

3

Juna: Your dedication to balance is astounding adventurer.

3

Treznor: I want one basket of oranges for that.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.
  3. Oh, I'd better go back and get it.
3

Player: Hello Sir, do you run the Sand Corp?

3
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Nieve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

3

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some cabbages for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

3

Agrith Naar: Then prepare to die!

3
  1. You will not get the upgrade kit back.
  2. Okay, remove the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I don't think I'll make much headway along that icy slope without some spiked boots...

3
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
3
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Two
  4. All
3

Sandy: I don't have time to talk to you. Go away!

3

Dondakan the Dwarf: No no, thank you! After all these years, the riddle of the rock has finally been cracked!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another law talisman?
  3. Can you put some spikes on my Climbing boots?
  4. How is your son getting on?
  5. Is it OK if I use your anvil?
  6. Nothing, thanks.
3
  1. Do you wish to return to shore?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Diango: Sure thing, let me just see what you're missing.

3

Lorelai: Your time is up, please make your way to the exit.

3

Player: But not in front of the lady, let's take it outside.

3

Player: Can I come through this gate?

3

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

3

Larrissa: Thank you so much!

3

Duke: This concludes the advanced combat training. I must return to my duties now - King Awowogei has put me in charge of the guard to replace Kruk.

3
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

3

Player: Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.

3

Solztun: Stay safe, adventurer.

3
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

3

Clerk: Thank you very much.

3

Frog prince: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Varrock platebody?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
3

Gorad: You shut your face! I smack you till you dead and sorry!

3

Kangai Mau: You have??? Many thanks brave adventurer! Here, have some freshly cooked Karamjan fish, caught specially by my tribe.

3

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

3

Taylor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Thorgel: Here you go.

3

Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing. If you want to cross here, you must pay me 20 gold pieces first!

3
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
3

Player: You know... I'd really rather not.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
3

Culinaromancer: You have caused me enough grief! I guess I'll have to finish you off myself!

3

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Moss Giants.

3

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

3
  1. Would you like to make a Lunar helm?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Would you like to make a V Sigil?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Guard: Please accept this reward from the family!

3

Zorgoth: We shall see...

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

3

Emerald Benedict: Got anything you don't want to lose?

3

Player: I know it's just an act... but that hurt.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't want Mimic challenges anymore.
  3. What are you?
  4. No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.
3

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm really too busy.
  3. Okay.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
  5. Clockwork toy
3

Scout: I was ordered west. One was told to seek out the warmth of the jungles. The other two headed east: one in search of deserts, the other in search of knights.

3

Captain Braindeath: Almost as if I aren't changing subjects, well done!

3

Skotos: Do not bring that foul and repellant thing near mine self.

3

Player: Uh... Thanks, I guess.

3

Vestri: Go to Hemenster and do us proud!

3

Player: Nothing, thanks.

3

Player: Excellent. That will come in most handy.

3

Hairdresser: It really suits you!

3

Kamfreena: Your time is up, please make your way to the exit.

3

Player: Er, time for me to be off, I think.

3

Essyllt: Very well. Perform this task and then return to me.

3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% TzTok-Jad.

3

Player: Thanks, bye.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Smoke Devils in the Smoke Devil Dungeon.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

3

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

3

Charles: Very well done, take this.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter anyway.
  3. Stay outside.
3

Ava: Wow, great, now the arrow manufacturer is ready for use...there you are! Talk to me if you need more information later.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
3
  1. It's a trap! Do you want to try and disarm it?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
3

Fenkenstrain's Monster: Only one - please stop Fenkenstrain from carrying on his experiments, once and for all, so that no other poor soul has to endure suffering such as that of my people and I.

3

Mazchna: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's the story so far?
  3. What do I need to do now?
  4. Got to go, bye!
3

Player: Got to go, bye!

3
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3

Player: Right!

3

Hassan: You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins.

3

Rohak: There, as good as my word. Hot rock cakes to my special recipe.

3
  1. Are you sure you wish to discard your recoil charges?
  2. Yes - release them
  3. No - keep them
3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
3

Player: No problem...I'll probably see you back at the Seers Village.

3
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
3

Sanfew: Please tell that dwarf that he's welcome to come here and train to be an initiate.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold of Security.

3

Player: I'll be ready for you whenever you want to take a shot Hammerspike...I'm not afraid of you! You're just a bully who can't fight his own battles.

3

Clay golem: I do not know the pattern. Golems are not permitted to open the portal.

3

Archaeological expert: translate into a journal for you. Then you can take it back to Asgarnia, I think he will be extremely interested in the translation!

3

Player: Have you got any symbols of your god?

3

Player: I think I need a key of some sort.

3

Player: Ahoy Cap'n!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What do I do in the arena?
  4. I'd like to use the Agility Arena, please.
  5. Can you tell me a bit about the Skillcape of Agility, please?
  6. See you later.
3

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

3
  1. What do you want to make?
  2. Spade
  3. Chisel
  4. Rope
  5. Tinderbox
3
  1. Status: 31 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Yanille.

3

Pizazz Hat: Ok, I suppose it's my job. You have: %NUMBER% Telekinetic, %NUMBER% Alchemist, %NUMBER% Enchantment, and %NUMBER% Graveyard Pizazz Points.

3
  1. Are you sure you want to leave Obor's Lair?
  2. Exit the lair.
  3. Stay.
3

Banker: You already have one of those.

3

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

3

Player: Magic please!

3

Player: Sure, here you go...

3
  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I definitely have!

3

Elder Gnome child: Goodbye adventurer.

3

Lumo: Oh my god - he's been through here 10 times now.

3

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you ma'am!

3
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Ranged.
  3. Magic.
  4. Nothing at the moment.
  5. Previous wishes.
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

3
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
3

High Priest: This is not good, that relic was part of an ancient artefact which was said to have awesome power. You must report to Sir Tiffy in Falador, he must be informed.

3
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Squirrel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

3

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

3

Player: No thanks, I'm not interested.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3
  1. Remove the boards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Leave the event?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Player: Yes, that sounds like a fair price.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Please wait...
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
3
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Dondakan the Dwarf: Of course, just a second, let me adjust my cannon again.

3

My Arm: Go see Burntmeat - he give good directions for getting there.

3

Orrvor quo Maten: Human.

3

Nieve: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

3

King Arthur: Ah. A good job, well done. I dub thee a Knight Of The Round Table. You are now an honorary knight.

3
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your fire cape: 50,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 90,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
3

Kolodion: Farewell, %USERNAME%.

3

Katrine: You wanted to be ranked as a master thief didn't you? Well, I guess this just about ranks as good enough!

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
3

Historian Minas: Why, thank you... Yes, this is a bit of a revelation! I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 3, 5th Age, year 70.

3

Garkor: Speak to Zooknock. He will arrange for you to leave.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Are you sure you wish to use this portal?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

3

Player: Oh, how am I going to convince you?

3

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

3
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Rigour
  3. Cancel
3

Player: Thanks, I will.

3

Alain: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

3

Avan: You don't have any gauntlets I can imbue.

3
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

3
  1. You already have a heavy fishing rod.
  2. Take another.
  3. Don't take any more.
3
  1. Remove the charges from this item?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Extend your PK skull duration?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Ellena: I want 4 baskets of apples for that.

3
  1. Roll the hoop snake forward?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed
  3. Cancel
3

Bert: Aye, give me a minute cause I be rushed off me feet!

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

3

Kragen: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

3

Imiago: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

3

Hadley: Enjoy your visit.

3

Turael: You're still hunting kalphite, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

3

Tinsay: I hope that's what he wanted.

3

Commander Montai: Thank you.

3

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mammoths.

3

Fairy Queen: find us in trying times, but please accept this magic lamp as a sign of our thanks.

3

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

3

Troll mother: Thanks again for freeing me from that ice block! I don't know what my little snookums would have done without us!

3

Observatory professor: It was indeed.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  5. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
3

Ellamaria: One suggests you learn a little patience. These plants should not take long to grow - these patches have been filled with extremely fertile soil that was very expensive to import.

3

Player: So you live in a hole? I would've thought Boars are surface dwelling mammals.

3

Ogre guard: And where is your money? Grrrr! Do you want to get hurt or something?

3

Player: Don't worry, I'll get to it.

3

Toban: Have you arrived for dinner? Hahaha! Be gone, small t'ing!

3

Waymottin: Of course.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items, please.
  5. Don't mind me.
3

Francis: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Archaeological expert: Whyever not? You're the strangest delivery boy I've ever met!

3

Unferth: No you're not! You aren't wearing a white robe bottom!

3

Duke: Please excuse me; I have much to oversee now that King Awowogei has put me in charge of the guard to replace Kruk.

3
  1. Are you sure you want to pick the lock?
  2. Yes, I'll continue picking the lock.
  3. No, I've had second thoughts.
3

Silver merchant: Keep trying. Have you noticed that the key changes temperature as you walk around?

3

Ava: Well luckily for you I made a spare. Please try to look after this one.

3

Maisa: I'll talk to Osman first, then I'll look after the Sophanites.

3

Essyllt: Keep at it. That gnome next door might be of some help.

3

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Devices, please.
  3. I'd like information, please.
  4. Can I have more locator orbs, please?
  5. I'd like to see your stuff for sale, please.
  6. I'll just head off, I think.
2

Player: I need some equipment.

2

Hairdresser: Hope you like the new do!

2

Player: Penguin time!

2

Sergeant Damien: Well I'll be, you actually did it, Private. Now take this and get out of my sight.

2

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

2

K'klik: Sure, that's easy.

2
  1. Mystic robe top
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. The state of the island.
  3. Cyrisus.
  4. Nothing.
2

Oneiromancer: your knowledge!

2

Savant: Let's worry about that later; Go get Solus!

2

Player: Okay Amik, thanks for explaining!

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Rake
  3. Spade
  4. Trowel
  5. More...
2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some watermelons for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

2
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Mysterious ghost: He was Zaros.

2

Player: I don't think breathing it in directly would be very good for my health.

2

Vyrelord: I do enjoy a day out at the Theatre.

2

Player: Can I have more locator orbs, please?

2
  1. There is no penalty for resigning now.
  2. Resign and leave the Theatre.
  3. Do not resign.
2
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
2

Gypsy: One day he'll return. You must go through the portal and finish him off.

2
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: Hello!

2

Heskel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Historian Minas: You're welcome!

2
  1. Forfeit - Are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a magic tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

2

Treznor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Stay.
2

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

2

Steve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you any more work for me, to help reclaim the circle?
  3. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
2

Sanfew: Thank you, adventurer!

2

Ali the Snake Charmer: Read the music, and copy what it says when you play the flute. You should attract rats to you like flies to a bucket of dung.

2

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

2

Bank Guard: Be careful down there!

2

Prissy Scilla: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Player: I don't have any.

2

Treznor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white lillies for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Ivan Strom: Take this. It's not much, but it's all I can offer.

2

Player: Hello again.

2
  1. Death will charge %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Pay Death's fee.
  3. Cancel
2

Prissy Scilla: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Rasolo: Excellent, excellent. Here, take this ring. While you wear it, you will be able to see the things that live in shadows...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Have you any rewards for me, or anything to trade?
  4. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  5. Er... Nothing...
2

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Start Mapping Kharazi Jungle.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
2

Mogre Guard: Well...if Nung say it ok, den go ahead.

2

Matthew: But Denath was waking up, and when he saw Josef was gone he went through the portal to look for him. A bit later Denath returned, without Josef or the book.

2

Captain Khaled: Watch yourself, if the guards catch you carrying hot goods they'll throw you in the brig.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How have things been for you recently?
  3. What do you know about this place?
  4. Can you tell me any more about the Sleeper Plague?
  5. I'd better get going.
2

Snowflake: That is right, %USERNAME%. You can mine the salts in the cave below, next to the prison.

2

Player: Great, thanks a lot!

2

Player: Ok I'll get your supplies.

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 5 council members left to protect!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't have the dagger.
  3. I haven't slayed Viyeldi yet.
  4. I have something else in mind!
  5. I have to be going...
2

Ranis Drakan: He was doomed. With his illness he'd have soon died with or without our tithing. We saved him, just like she wanted. All for you to just kill him!

2
  1. Grish asks if you have the items yet.
  2. Nope, not yet.
  3. There must be an easier way to kill these zogres!
  4. There must be a way to cure this disease!
  5. Sorry, I have to go.
2

Sacrifice: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Rolad: Splendid, now, there's a good dwarf!

2

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 150 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
2

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

2

Ellena: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Player: Let's do this.

2
  1. Archaic points remaining: %NUMBER_COMMA%
  2. Spend the archaic points in the original shop.
  3. Visit the new shop.
  4. Discard your archaic points.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another amulet?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, I will trade the mole parts.
  3. Yes please, I need woad leaves.
  4. Sorry, but I'm not interested.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Some plant cure.
  3. A bucket of compost.
  4. A rake.
  5. A plant pot.
  6. (See more items)
2

Heskel: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Wriggle through the rubble?
  2. Yes, I'll wriggle through.
  3. No, I'll stay here.
2

Gujuo: I am tired Bwana, I must go and rest...

2

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Achietties: I'm sorry, I was just having a little fun with you. Just a little Heroes' Guild humour there. What I really meant was

2

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nothing, thank you.
  3. A pint of Grog please.
  4. A bottle of rum please.
2

Kaylee: You'll be after our Hand of Death cocktail, then. Lots of expensive parts to the cocktail, though, so it will cost you 70 coins.

2

Player: Thank you, King Narnode!

2

Le-sabrè: See you later!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wake yourself up.
  3. Let go of the ladder.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

2

Shiratti the Custodian: Thanks for returning the statuette. You have freed us of our curse. May you forever be considered a friend of Elidinis and her followers.

2

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

2

Jossik: Hello again, adventurer. What brings you this way?

2

Player: Take this demonic sigil and go through the portal.

2

Player: Hang on a sec...

2

Sack: Sniggersnigger.

2

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

2

Player: OK, sounds good.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Do you have any of my items?
  4. No thank you.
2

Guildmaster Lars: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. How do I claim the rewards?
  5. Bye!
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

2

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Luminata: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Elkoy: We're out of the maze now. Please hurry, we must have the orb if we are to survive.

2

Commander Montai: Please be as quick as you can, I don't know how much longer we can hold out.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

2

Olaf the Bard: Have fun with it.

2

Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 coins please.

2
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Seers' Village
  2. Change to Camelot.
  3. Cancel.
2

Primula: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dark Beasts in the Mourner Tunnels.

2

Odd Old Man: Come and see me if you lose either one, I have plenty more!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, let me out.
  3. No.
2
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
2

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Veliaf Hurtz: Once you're done, press onwards to Varrock and seek an audience with King Roald. Express the desperate nature of the situation here and beg him to send troops.

2

Player: Okay, I'll be right back.

2
  1. Agility: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  2. Accept
  3. Choose again
2

Betty: Don't forget to dilute it in something like tea or coffee.

2

Elkoy: Good luck friend.

2

Khazard warlord: Ha, you really think you stand a chance? I'll crush you.

2

Player: Thanks, Kaylee.

2

Player: I'd better get going.

2

Eadgar: In any case, this is my home, and I'm not leaving it. And this area has the tastiest goats!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

2

Player: Thanks for the information.

2

Melee combat tutor: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

2

Guardian of Armadyl: He must be gaining in power again. If you can defeat him he will be banished from this plane for a while. You will need this pendant to attack him.

2

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

2

Barbarian guard: You're a funny sort of barbarian! But okay, you will no longer smash your vials as you drink your potions.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you think this means for Slepe?
  3. Do you think Safalaan is doing okay?
  4. How are you feeling about working with Vanescula?
  5. I'll see you there.
2

Gardener Gunnhild: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

2

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

2

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

2

Askeladden: Sure, have as many as you like. I've plenty more!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll take it.
  3. No thanks...
2

Jossik: NO! No, you can't leave me now! Look! They're coming again! Do something!

2
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Zavistic Rarve: Alas poor Clarence, I knew him well.

2
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask for a quest.
  4. Ask about anything else.
2

Eblis: I'm afraid not, other than the direction that the mirror is facing will be approximately the direction you will need to head in.

2

Bailey: Good luck.

2

Jossik: I think you're right! Hand it here, and let's see what's inside!

2
  1. Craft a ruby sickle?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Create a blisterwood flail?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Gunnjorn: Sure. Here you go.

2

Dunce: Goodbye.

2

Squirrel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Archaeological expert: Thanks for your help; your sharp eyes have spotted what many have missed. Here, take this gold as your reward.

2

Player: Thank you very much!

2

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

2

Wizard Akutha: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

2

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

2

Player: Hey, who're you?

2

Player: Clues and challenges?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
2

Alec Kincade: Good luck.

2

Player: Sounds good, see you there.

2

Irena: Okay, that's all the skills I can teach you!

2

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Thank you. I will make sure she's given a proper burial now.
  3. You've been waiting to give it to her all that time?
2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some toadflax for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Afflicted(Razmire): ~ This person doesn't make any sense at all. ~

2
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
  5. Clockwork mouse
  6. Clockwork cat
2
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: I'll go look for those for you then!

2

Lady Servil: My son and husband are safe and recovering at home. Without you they would certainly be dead. I am truly grateful for your service.

2

Silk merchant: I buy silk. If you ever want to sell any silk, bring it here.

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

2
  1. Ecumenical key
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

2

Praistan Ebola: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

2

Player: You want me to give you 20 gold pieces to let me jump off a bridge?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I'll pay it.
  3. Forget it, I'm not paying.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2

Mage (easy): Ok, which route should we take?

2

Player: Yes, have you got anything for me?

2
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
2

Romeo: Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet? Have you seen my Juliet?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'll come back later.
2

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2
  1. Status: 33 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some kwuarm for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

2

Player: Alright, I'll have a look inside.

2

Ranged combat tutor: There you go! Your ammo will now automatically be equipped when you pick it up.

2

Colonel Grimsson: No one will believe that drunken fool now!

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2

Auguste: I'll have to get one of the monks to come pick it up. You head back on your own; just follow the path. I'll meet you back at Entrana.

2

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm near Falador!

2
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Player: Thanks! See you around!

2

Baba Yaga: Best of luck, %USERNAME%.

2

Bob: Good luck.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
2
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, leave this place.
  3. No, stay here.
2
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

2

Piles: Here you go.

2

Player: This geyser looks a little small. I'd probably do a better job heating this rock in a larger geyser!

2

Player: Ok make me some yellow dye please.

2

Player: Wow... I'm lucky I wasn't seriously hurt!

2
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Dismantle Tanzanite fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you deliver my sand to my bank, please?
  3. I'll see you another time.
2

Player: Alright, I'll see you there.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

2

Oneiromancer: You've done well. Very well.

2

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

2

Farmer Fromund: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2

Knight: Cough... Hey, over here.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ents.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please.
  3. Not right now, thanks.
2

Player: Okay, that seems sensible. I'll be right back.

2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
2

Brundt the Chieftain: Good work %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Let's get inside and see what's going on.

2

Squire: Hi, how can I help you?

2

Ernest: Of course, of course.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Earth Warriors.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

2

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog prince!

2

Player: Yeah, OK, here you go.

2
  1. Rune chainbody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Do you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, I'm scared.
  3. Nah, I'll stay.
2

Monk: Ok.

2

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need 2 more free spaces in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

2

Player: Well in that case, I'll meet you there.

2
  1. Return to the prison?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Gileth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Player: Ok. Err...have a nice break.

2

Player: You will tell me, sooner or later.

2

Alice's husband: Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers.

2
  1. Status: 36 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

2

Ceril Carnillean: No, no, thank YOU! Feel free to stop by anytime adventurer!

2

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

2
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2

Gianne jnr.: Captain Daerkin is a gnome pilot, though currently off duty. You should find him somewhere in Al Kharid, he likes to watch a good fight.

2

Player: Okay, thanks Reldo.

2

Caleb: You will find the rate you burn certain foods is much reduced whilst wearing these gauntlets.

2

Sylas: Excellent, excellent! Best of luck then, my friend. I'll be right here waiting for you to return.

2

Lyra: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

2

Boot: High quality gold eh? Hmmm... Well, the very best quality gold that I know of, is just East of the large city Ardougne, underground somewhere.

2

Turael: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

2

Gardener Ghost: Well, oi s'pose oi've got 10 minutes to spare.

2
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 75 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2

Fisherman Frodi: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2

Radimus Erkle: Right, that's all the training I can offer you. I hope you're happy with your new skills. Do feel free to explore the rest of the building.

2

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

2

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

2
  1. Do you wish to make the dragon hasta?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I am not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
  3. No, I think I need to go get one of these Icon things.
2

Sacrifice: Still, it is nice to live a little longer. Thank you for what you have done.

2

Player: Oh, I'm sure we can find a way!

2

Lazim: How are you and your defective brain doing nowadays, adventurer?

2

Player: Right. Well, I haven't got that kind of money on me.

2

Larrissa: Oh! Thank you so much for all of your help in rescuing my darling Jossik!

2
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Monkey talisman.
  3. Monkeyspeak amulet.
  4. 10th squad sigil.
  5. Just passing by.
2

Dimintheis: whenever lost, or if the owner has died. I will pledge these to you, and if you should lose them return to me, and they will be here.

2

Guildmaster: Greetings!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. View the cutscene (5 mins 20 secs).
  3. Skip cutscene and view summary.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Buy all the runes for %NUMBER%
  3. Find out what the runes are.
2

Player: Okay, here's 25 ectotokens. Let's go.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Smoke Dungeon.

2

Kaylee: Mmmmm... the secret is in the gold. Drop a gold coin into asgarnian ale and you'll get this weird golden ale that the dwarves seem to love, I think they're genetically attracted to gold.

2

King Vargas: You can talk to Ghrim to deal with those, just as before.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
2

Rosie: I want one basket of oranges for that.

2
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Wooden cat
  4. Toy horsey
2
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
2

Grug: Ukk...I's dun fer...me's don't feel legsies anymore!

2

Alain: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Liliwen: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

2
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 580,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
2
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
2

Falo the Bard: Here goes... A shiny helmet of flight, to obtain this with melee, struggle you might.

2

Troll child: Waaaaaaa!

2

Player: Hello, what are you doing out here?

2

Fayeth: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Treznor: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2
  1. Do you want to permanently disable this warning?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need another free space in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

2

Horvik: There you go then! There's your chicken cages!

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll buy the bow.
  3. No thanks...
2

Armourer (tier 2): Thank you very much.

2
  1. Status: 39 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

2

Yanni Salika: Oh....ok, I guess I could offer you these lamps...I'm not sure what they're worth, but you can have them.

2

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

2

Herman Caranos: Yes, that's right. And do watch out for the sea trolls!

2

Surok Magis: It is an old tome...a history book of sorts. It's somewhere here in the library. I forget where I left it, but it should be easy enough for you to find.

2

Nieve: You're still hunting gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Ice troll: Hur hur hur! Well look here, a puny fleshy human!

2

Ice troll: You should beware of the icy wind that runs through this valley, it will bring a fleshy like you to a cold end indeed!

2

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

2

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

2

Guard: I said stay there, outerlander! You're not welcome in our camp.

2
  1. Complete the quest and gain experience?
  2. Yes, give me the experience.
  3. No.
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

2

Player: I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu. I must go now.

2
  1. Pet snakeling: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Thanks Edmond. I'll go and see how she's doing.

2

Kruk: Ook. Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ook Ook!

2

Jossik: That was one of its babies...

2

King Lathas: Not yet I'm afraid. Even with my brother gone, the Dark Lord remains a threat. For now, the plague must remain.

2

King Lathas: Anyway, I'll send word when I next require your services. Oh, and I guess you'll be wanting your reward.

2

Lucien: Here is my pendant. Now, I cannot stay here much longer. Meet me in my house, across the river south- east from Edgeville. It is next to the so-called Grand Exchange.

2

Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's Gutrot.

2

Player: That should be enough people recruited, I'd better go and let Elena know.

2

Player: Here's 200 Coins - chop my tree down please.

2

Nieve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

2

Player: I do one quest for you all and it solves all of your problems? Amazing... I'll go and tell your father how happy you all are!

2

Player: I know one Ogre who'll be very pleased about that!

2

Tindel Marchant: Great! Here's the iron oxide I promised you!

2

Player: Erm, excuse me Mr Progress Hat?

2

Blackjack seller: Yes, yes. I'll start shipping it by carpet as soon as the first batch is ready.

2

Waydar: As you wish.

2

Waydar: Of course.

2

Foreman: I hope you're right, Caranock, for your sake. My sake. For all of our sakes...

2
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your Fighter torso: 50,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 100,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
2

Player: I suppose you're right.

2

Player: ...very good...

2

Player: Ranged please!

2

Traiborn: Not a problem for a friend of Sir What's-his-face.

2
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
2

Monk: Yes yes, now pay attention. I need you to take a two handed sword, mithril should do, to Doric's place and grind it down to a slender blade. Once it's flexible enough you should be able to string it with a normal

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2

Watchtower Wizard: Greetings, friend. I trust all is well with you? Yanille is safe at last!

2

Cornelius: I'd best go and get changed now...

2

Watchtower Wizard: It looks like you've brought me all the pieces of the relic. It is as I thought - a statue symbolising an ogre warrior of old.

2

Monk: Yes that's the one. Now take this orb and put it in one of the large pouches from there, don't want it getting damaged.

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do we need for the monkey amulet?
  3. What do we need for the monkey talisman?
2

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

2

Player: I'm glad that was easier on the way back!

2

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

2

Tool Leprechaun: Aye, top o' th' mornin' to ya! Are ye wantin' help with th' tool store?

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

2

Player: No, I want to keep getting mimic challenges.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who did you want me to talk to again?
  3. Ya, I'll get to it soon.
2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

2

Fayeth: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

2

Wizard Cromperty: Just cast this in the room, it should have her out of that rock in a jiffy! Good luck with your exploits...now, where was I with that wranklin severance device...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
2

Postie Pete: So would you be if you could speak over 1000 languages. I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's trouble! I'm off!

2

Dark Mage: Here, take it, it is important to pool our research. Now leave me be, I must concentrate!

2

Orrvor quo Maten: I don't have anything for you human. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

2

Player: I ... never mind.

2

Falo the Bard: Here goes... It can hold down a boat or crush a goat, this object, you see, is quite heavy.

2

Player: Yes, I'll go do some quests or something...

2

Lumo: ... and that's how I saved Narnode from the fire- breathing gnome-eating lizard-dragon-king of Jool.

2

Bunkdo: You know - everytime I hear that story it seems less and less convincing...

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave the laboratory?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Tamayu: Take care, Bwana.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
2

Captain Errdo: Ah, how embarrassing.

2
  1. Ask for a pair of steel gauntlets?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks!
2

Player: No thanks Dimintheis.

2

Rantz: You's person has too much junk for da flappy hat... Rantz keeps it insteads! ~ Rantz chuckles to himself. ~

2
  1. Granite shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter the dungeon.
  3. Enter, and don't see this warning again.
  4. Stay out.
2

Squirrel: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

2

Jungle forester: Great, here you go! If you could ask the Captain to pop it into Brian's Axes for resharpening when he's next in Port Sarim, that would be really helpful.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm not scared of the dark!
  3. I am scared of the dark.
2

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

2

Thirus: There you go, 20 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Zanaris.

2

Mistag: Hello, friend?

2

Ogre guard: What do you want, small thing? Leave us alone!

2

Player: Err... I haven't got one.

2

Burntmeat: Aww! You hurry up an' get My Arm what he wanting.

2

Player: Hello

2

Player: Ok thanks, I'll go and get it.

2

Player: Mr Progress Hat... sir?

2

Fyiona Fray (easy): Well that's torn it... Looks like we can't get over this bog. We'll have to go back to Burgh de Rott.

2

Player: Good day. What are you up to?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. The History of the Outpost.
  3. The Times of Ardignas.
  4. The Mysterious Adventurer.
2

Fyiona Fray (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

2

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. What can you store?
  4. What do you do with the tools you're storing?
  5. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
2

Captain Tock: Tell ye what, I'll have a word with Yusuf, in the bank. Ye've earned the right to use his services. An' thanks again, very much.

2

Echned Zekin: Aahhhhhhhhh! As I take the spirit of one departed, I will now reveal myself and spell out your doom.

2

Archaeologist: a preliminary translation on. Come back and let me know what he says, I would hate to waste my time excavating anything that isn't worth my time as a world famous archaeologist!

2

Player: Ok, I'll pay 100 trading sticks to enter.

2

Player: Yes, I have some now.

2

Player: Thank you, Ur-tag!

2
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Oak logs
  3. Willow logs
2

Mage of Zamorak: I already told you! Meet me in the Varrock Chaos Temple!

2

Captain Siad: Well, I was quite a catch in my day you know!

2
  1. Select a mould
  2. Holy symbol
  3. Tiara
  4. Bracelet
  5. More...
2

Merlin: Well done, young adventurer. You truly are a worthy knight.

2

Caleb: Well, we haven't really kept in touch... what with the dispute over the crest and all... I did hear from my brother Avan a while ago though..

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Minions of Scabaras.

2

Monkey guard: Ook. Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ook Ook!

2

King Narnode Shareen: The High Tree Guardian Daero is in charge of the training programme. You should know where to find him by now.

2
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
2

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

2

TzHaar-Mej-Kah: FIGHT!

2
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Taverley Dungeon.

2

Player: Osman! Nooo!

2

Olbertus: I took that coin from the Stone Relief in the Crypt of the Moon and trapped my friend Eodan in a secret room behind the relief. Could you return the coin to the relief and set him free?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
2

Duradel: You're still hunting fossil island wyverns; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
2

Party Pete: Hi! I'm Party Pete. Welcome to the Party Room!

2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Gerald: Blimey! Where did you come from? Not another one of those treasure hunters are you?

2

Romeo: Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?

2

Lord Iorwerth: Let me know if you need anything else.

2

Player: Thanks! I'll be off now.

2

Larry: Oh, just go talk to the sheep.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How's everything going now?
  3. I have some other questions for you.
  4. Sorry, I have to go now.
2

Mysterious Voice 2: Yeah, maybe you should go tell the king what a great job you did buddy!

2
  1. Fuse your onyx and zenyte shard?
  2. Yes - fuse them.
  3. Don't fuse any of my gems!
2

Steve: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Player: I think I should wait until I have enough fruit to make a full glass.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

2

Player: So... You don't happen to remember what I did after the Culinaromancer escaped into that magic portal thingy do you?

2

Burntmeat: Ohhh, Burntmeat not finished thinking yet. Maybe next time you come here I tell you.

2
  1. This will increase your coffer by %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Yes, sacrifice %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%.
  3. Cancel.
2

Simon Templeton: Bye, mate.

2

Two-pints: See you later!

2

Jorral: You've got that right!

2

Johnathon: I have received word from my father that you assisted us again! I get the feeling you weren't going to stop trying until you did though.

2

Johnathon: You will find the power of bolt spells increases substantially whilst wearing these gauntlets.

2

Steve: Welcome to my private little wyvern area.

2

Koftik: Good to hear.

2

Zanik: Come find me in the city if you ever want to chat, %USERNAME%. I'm going to go and think about what Juna said about my destiny. I don't know what it will involve, but I have a feeling we will adventure together

2

Savant: Nope, all clear here. Savant out.

2

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to kalphite in the Kalphite Lair, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

2

Dunstan: There you go, happy doing business with you!

2

Denulth: I shall present you with some steel fighting claws. In addition I shall show you the knowledge of creating the fighting claws for yourself.

2

Player: At last! I've had enough of these caves.

2

Brundt the Chieftain: Like I said, we don't want anything to do with them until they give back our ancient rock.

2

The 'Wedge': marks of grace on Seers' rooftop, receive 10% higher yield from Catherby farming patch, get the flax keeper to convert 120 flax to bowstrings each day and get 10% more points from Barbarian Assault, as well one

2

Fisherman Frodi: I don't like it when people cross there. It scares the fish. Please don't.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Tell me about Ali Morrisane.
  4. Tell me about this magic carpet fleet.
  5. I have some questions.
  6. No thanks.
2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Kolodion: However, a wizard of your level wouldn't stand a chance.

2

Player: Yes, please do that for me.

2

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lad, you're dismissed.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Where else is worth visiting around here?
  4. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  5. Thanks, goodbye.
2

Nieve: You're still hunting steel dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Player: Okay, I'll talk to the sawmill operator.

2

Jack Seagull: Arrr! Close enough. Be off with ye, and talk to them navigators! You're ruinin' me rum!

2

Thorgel: Thanks, I've updated your list for you.

2

Competition Judge: Well done. Your score is: %NUMBER%. For that score you will receive %NUMBER% Archery tickets.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did you need me to do again?
  3. How do I make the tea again?
  4. Ok, thanks.
2

Oobapohk: Sorry, I'm currently out of javelins.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wooden cat
  3. Toy horsey
2

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice herself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

2

Mage of Zamorak: This is no place to talk! Meet me at the Varrock Chaos Temple!

2

Surgeon General Tafani: You're silly!

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Vampyres in Slepe.

2

Garbek quo Maten: Human! To attack these creatures would be a threat to the balance. Only those with permission may fight them!

2

Ellamaria: Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.

2

Lyra: Speak to me when they are fully grown. You need not pick them for me, I will be able to assess your skills by simply watching you.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Green Dragons.

2

Player: Here is the shoot that Dantaera spoke of. Everything she told me is true - this tree will die once I cut this shoot. Well, here goes...

2

Bernald: Oh thank you! Please speak to me again when you have cured the vines for me, and hence saved my livelihood.

2

Player: Thank you Alain, I will try it out immediately!

2

Elstan: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

2

Lucien: I suppose you want your reward? I shall grant you much power!

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

2

Lyra: Yes, you have demonstrated that you have some moderate skills as a farmer. Take these seeds, and do with them what you will.

2

Ellamaria: Yes, and that's all he deserves! Here you go, your help here has proved invaluable.

2

Konar quo Maten: Aberrant Spectres are fetid, vile ghosts. The very smell of them will paralyse and harm you. A nosepeg will help ignore their stink.

2

Player: I thank you Otto, it makes a bit more sense now.

2

Security Guard: If you need more information, you can talk to my twin brother in the Lumbridge graveyard about your account security.

2

Brother Kojo: The townsfolk will all be able to know the correct time now! Thank you so much for all of your help! And as promised, here is your reward!

2

Lumo: We've secured the crash site, you've proven that you can handle yourself against these demonic gorillas, so feel free to head down to the cavern whenever you like.

2

Lubufu: Don't mention it. I mean that.

2
  1. Pay 80,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 80,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
2

Player: Maybe I should let him sleep.

2

Player: Tell me... do you like Avacado?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me?
  3. You must see some gruesome things?
  4. Why do they call you 'The Butcher'?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know Rantz?
  3. Why doesn't Rantz live with the rest of the Ogres?
  4. Why do you call this place Jiggig?
  5. I want to talk about the quest.
2

Lord Rologarth: No, you keep it, my friend. Werewolves hunger for the scent of live flesh - I have no need for the ring. I have my castle back, if not my soul.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I couldn't do that!
  3. Sure, sign me up!
2

Darve: What's the device saying now?

2

Lazim: I'm a mage of Zamorak, after all. What else do you expect?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No thank you.
  4. Is that your ship?
  5. Hello again.
2

Darve: None of your business!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
2

Johnathon: I doubt they will offer anything as useful as my magical boost, but as you wish.

2

General Khazard: One was to go to a place of great heat.

2

Lumo: Have you noticed how they all look the same?

2

Guard: This is a restricted area. You can only enter under the authority of King Lathas.

2

Player: Nope, not yet!

2

H.A.M. Guard: Hello Brother, you fit in much better now that you're correctly attired. Before you stuck out like a sore thumb! Keep your eyes peeled though; I've heard there are thieves amongst us!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, that's right.
  3. Yes, although I'm afraid I've lost Silverlight.
2

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid you

2
  1. Dragon spear
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to mutated zygomites on Zanaris, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hill Giants.

2

Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in an evil land to the North-east of here, where they had made their home living outside of

2

Caleb: Your gauntlets have already been treated with my potions.

2

Matthew: Hurry!

2

King Narnode Shareen: Traveler, any word from Hazelmere?

2

King Narnode Shareen: Hazelmere lives on an island just south of the Khazard Fight Arena. Give him the sample and translate his reply.

2

King Narnode Shareen: I just hope he can help us in our hour of need!

2

Gnome: Well if you don't need anything else I'd like to be left in peace.

2

Bunkwicket: Can't talk now.

2

Vorki: The dragonkin created dragons by fusing their own lifeblood with that of a lizard. The dragonkin created other species in similar ways by using different types of reptile.

2

Svidi: I'll go in there, don't worry. I'm just waiting for the right moment.

2

Elena: Come back soon %USERNAME%.

2

Player: Didn't Narnode say I was supposed to take Nieve with me to investigate the crash site?

2
  1. Follow the path?
  2. Yes, I'll follow the path.
  3. No, I'll look for another exit.
2

Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.

2
  1. Choose a respawn destination.
  2. Ardougne.
  3. Lumbridge - Default
2

Selena: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

2

Dr Fenkenstrain: What do you think you're doing?

2

Evil Dave: There's no need for the disguise here! We're all evil!

2
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Cancel
2

Alain: I want one basket of apples for that.

2

Observatory assistant: The professor? He's up in the Observatory. Since the bridge was ruined, you will have to travel through the dungeon under the goblins' settlement.

2

Gnome on a rack: You beastly little blighter!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. I'm trying to free Skrach, can you help?
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
2
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. Please wait...
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
2

Hajedy: We used to run cart trips down to Shilo Village in south Karamja. Since the troubles we had we've had to stop them though, too many people got killed.

2

Lumo: Find yourself without no bones!

2

Nieve: All right. I'll head back to the Grand Tree to defend the king.

2

Ghost banker: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

2

Player: I should take all four diamonds to Eblis and see what is so special about them.

2

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enchant 1 vial
  3. Enchant 5 vials
  4. Enchant 10 vials
2

Archaeological expert: Then... you better go get them for me?

2

Vasquen: I want 6 handfuls of barley malt for that.

2

Matthew: I really want to know what's in it. I think Denath is hiding something from us, but we won't know what unless we read that book!

2

Aneirin: There you go, happy doing business with you!

2

Eblis: 0 bones, 0 ashes, 0 charcoal and 0 blood runes.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
2
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Return to the Clan Wars area?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Dr Ford: Okay, this will hurt you more than it will me.

2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How is the Kingdom faring?
  3. How do I manage the kingdom?
  4. What am I meant to be doing again?
1

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. Would you like to collect the resources gathered by your subjects?

1

Demon butler: I shall bound around the globe on roads of pure air to bring back materials for your marvellous pursuits!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Now, would you like another contract?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need another assignment.
  3. Let's talk about the difficulty of my assignments.
  4. Err... Nothing...
1

Sirsal Banker: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

1

Player: Hello Veos.

1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1

Capt' Arnav: Problem is, these old hands o'mine aren't as useful as they used t'be, and the lock on that chest is a little bit too fiddly for ol' Cap'n Arnav. Could you help me out?

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes, I'll help you unlock your chest.
  3. No, sorry.
1

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

1

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

1

Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

1

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

1

Observatory professor: Welcome back.

1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Serve...
  3. Go to the bank...
  4. Go to the sawmill...
  5. Greet guests
  6. You're fired
1

Demon butler: My Lord, I cannot conjure items out of the air. You do not have any of those items in your bank!

1

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

1

Smokin' Joe: Try the stairs into the basement of the 'Laughing Miner'. A grand watering hole it is.

1

Player: Hi, how are things going?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cockatrice.

1

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Oh, jolly well done! Your performance will need to be evaluated by Sir Vey personally, but I don't think it's going too far ahead of myself to welcome you to the team!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

1

Ghommal: Ghommal welcome you to Warrior Guild!

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
1

Mr. Mordaut: WELL DONE! You've proven your aptitude for pattern recognition. You'll receive a book once you leave the classroom. It is a Book of Knowledge to further your education.

1

Odd Old Man: Err...

1

Soldier (tier 1): To the arena!

1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
1

Rosie: I want one basket of apples for that.

1

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

1

Player: I can see a lot of foul looking smoke at the bottom of this well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Abyssal book?
  3. Can you repair my pouches?
1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Un-note: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
1

Player: Em... Ahemm.. Excuse me?

1

Player: Ha! Ha!

1

Falo the Bard: Here goes... A sword held in the other hand, red its colour, Cyclops strength you must withstand.

1

Falo the Bard: I really hope you can help me. Please show me the object my song is about!

1

Player: Can you sing me the song again?

1

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

1

Drezel: Thank you. I need 25 more.

1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 1)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Sure, I like exploring mazes.

1

High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

1

Player: Okay...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. Are there any ways to use a fishing rod which I might learn?
  4. My mind is ready for your Firemaking wisdom, please instruct me.
1

Player: That sounds pretty useful, tell me more.

1
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. You haven't collected your rewards!
  2. Stay and collect the rewards.
  3. Abandon the rewards and leave.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a celastrus tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to hellhounds in Taverley Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: *Sigh* Why does it always have to be like this?

1

Sir Rebral: See you later.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Meiyerditch Laboratories.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see the general store please?
  3. Can I see the building store please?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I'll try the Mind Bomb.

1
  1. Remove the parlour?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Easy as pie...

1

Old crone: I will now perform the ritual of enchantment.

1

Player: Thank you for the help.

1

Kamfreena: An adamant defender eh? Trying for the Rune defender I'm betting. Okay, I've released those cyclopes. Enter when you're ready.

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any ranarr weed? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a ranarr weed.

1

Player: Thanks. I'll be careful.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Museum.
  3. I have some information that might be of use in your displays.
  4. No thanks.
1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some lantadyme. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Charlie: You do? Ah, yes, wonderful, I never doubted you for a second. That'll make an excellent addition to the zoo.

1

Horphis: I wonder, traveller... Could you assist me?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
1

Krystilia: You've got to do the task in the Wilderness.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know of anything I can do in Morytania?
  3. And you. See you later.
1

Player: And you. See you later.

1

Vanstrom Klause: Shall we begin?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sell it.
  3. Keep it.
1

Kolodion: Bring me the remains of all three magical beings. Do this and I will imbue their combined power into a single god cape of your choice.

1

Garkor: I know you're tough, %USERNAME%, but it would be unwise to head out there on your own. Get Nieve and then come back.

1

Otto Godblessed: From the caverns beneath this lake. Many of our ancestors travelled to these caverns in order to hunt for glory and found only death. Their bones must still lie inside, their spirits trapped in torment.

1

Guard: Mind your tongue human. Our great city may be lost to us but that doesn't give you an excuse to talk like that.

1

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Don't you understand that I've saved your life?
  3. I'm sorry.
1

Radimus Erkle: Finally, we really do need some sort of display item for the Guild hall. Bring back some sort of token which we can display in the Guild. And very good luck to you!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some snape grass for us? I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1

Hazelmere: Blah, blah?

1

Cook: The way you defeated the Culinaromancer, you made it seem so easy!

1
  1. Walk along dangerous path?
  2. Yes, I can think of nothing more exciting!
  3. No, I'm having second thoughts.
1

Player: I don't think that's meant to happen. I guess I got it wrong.

1

Evil Dave: Go away! This is OUR portal now!

1

Jennifer: Huh.

1

Nature Spirit: It is done!

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1

Player: No problem. See you soon.

1

Player: Here you go.

1

Safalaan Hallow: Thanks. We should head back to the hideout.

1

Vertida Sefalatis: It's weakened! Let's finish it off!

1

Trufitus: You should deliver the good news to Bwana Timfraku, Chief of Tai Bwo Wannai. He lives in a raised hut not far from here.

1

Uglug Nar: Me's not got no glug-glugs to sell, yous bring me da sickies glug-glug den me's open da stufsies for ya.

1

Elite Void Knight: Very well. Hand me the top or robe you wish me to upgrade. It costs 200 Commendation points to upgrade each item.

1
  1. Are you really sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I wish to enter the unknown.
  3. No, I fear the unknown perils.
1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 3 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Squirrel: No, I mean he got out.

1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert ALL - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert SOME - you will not get your scrolls back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1

Taxidermist: There you go!

1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1

Ali Morrisane: Hang on a second.

1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Hello puss.

1

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.

1

Player: Just give me 5 minutes and I'll be back!

1

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I collect the items from that gravestone now?
  3. No, I want to talk about something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.
  3. Actually I'll go and collect them at the gravestone.
1
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to have a look at your selection of blackjacks.
  3. I would like to have a look at your selection of runes.
  4. I would like to have a look at your general stock.
  5. Who did you want me to talk to again?
1

Murphy: Ok, let's be off then.

1

Imiago: I want 8 poison ivy berries for that.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Keh: Well done in the Inferno, you can take this TokKul as reward.

1

Player: Okay, see you later.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
1

Safalaan Hallow: I'll be fine. Now we need to get out of here before Vanstrom and his vampyres turn up.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How do I mine here?
  3. Would you like to trade?
  4. Tell me about yourself.
  5. Is there anything else I can unlock here?
  6. I'll leave you alone.
1

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

1

Player: Want to fetch the stick, rock? Of course you do...

1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert BOTH - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert ONE - you will not get your scroll back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1

Player: How do I use the Grand Exchange?

1

Lady Servil: All I can offer in return is material wealth. Please take these coins as a sign of my gratitude.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask what Askeladden is doing here
  3. Ask for a new pet rock
1

Sir Vyvin: Your commitment to the white knights is fantastic %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Which role do you wish to be?
  2. Attacker
  3. Defender
  4. Collector
  5. Healer
  6. Cancel
1

Player: I promise I won't tell her you helped me.

1

Player: Okay, I'll try to be.

1
  1. You will have to leave the minigame for more.
  2. Discard the seeds.
  3. Don't discard the seeds.
1

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

1

Eluned: It's good to have you helping us. We're all very grateful.

1

Vyrelord: Will you be entering the Theatre? It will be fun to watch you die.

1

Guardian mummy: Another 'archaeologist'.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
1

Player: I'm not coming.

1

Sithik Ints: Oh lovely! You're making my portrait! Let me see it afterwards!

1

Player: You're an evil man and I'm going to make you pay for this...you can stay like that forever as far as I'm concerned.

1

Sithik Ints: Ok, similar spells have been cast before and the only way to deal with the resulting creatures is to cordon off the area and not go in there again.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1
  1. Do you wish to pass through the flames?
  2. Yes - I know I'll get hurt.
  3. No way!
1

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

1

Horvik: I've always wondered what would happen if I crushed an air rune. Have this on me.

1

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm in need of supplies. Is there a town nearby?
  3. What are you doing out in the desert?
  4. Who are you?
  5. How do you survive out here in the desert?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to ask you about something else.
  3. I'm busy, I must be going now.
1

Garkor: I'm sure you'll find a way, %USERNAME%.

1

Player: That's a good idea. There are plenty of feathers around here. I'll see what I can do.

1

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1

Echned Zekin: Something seems different about you... Your sense of purpose seems not bent to my will... Give me the dagger that you used to slay Viyeldi or taste my wrath!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I wanna get out of here!
  3. Erk! No, I want to stay in the grove.
1
  1. Select a word.
  2. Caldar
  3. Nahudu
  4. Agrith-Naar
  5. Camerinthum
  6. Tarren
1

Player: Caldar!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Warriors.

1

Player: Oh.

1

General Khazard: It's a long story, and I do not have the time to tell it.

1

Arianwyn: Right, %USERNAME%, talk to Lord Amlodd when you are ready. Good luck.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
1

Grish: Yeah creature, yous gotta get da ogrish old fings for da making new jiggig and proper in da special way.

1

Player: Hey Pete what you doing here?

1

Player: Okay.

1

Enakhra: No, no! Curse it, that doesn't work!

1
  1. Remove your advert?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Master Crafter: Hello, and welcome to the Crafting Guild. Accomplished crafters from all over the land come here to use our top notch workshops.

1
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I should check what effect this has had on the mutagen.

1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

1
  1. Imbue your Zamorak cape?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Imbue your Saradomin cape?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Savant: He has a secret training facility in the depths of Taverley dungeon. You'd better stock up on anything you might need %USERNAME%, it looks like we're heading to Taverley

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there something I can do to help out?
  3. What will you do here in Burgh de Rott?
  4. Why re-establish contact with the Sanguinesti region?
  5. Why ask Misthalin for some help?
  6. Okay, thanks.
1
  1. Start the Darkness of Hallowvale quest?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

1

Kamfreena: If you'd rather stay up here, I've released the cyclopes. Enter when you're ready.

1

Ellena: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Kael Forshaw: That was amazing, %USERNAME%. Now you'd better get back to the hideout. This place will be filled with vampyres soon.

1

Vanstrom Klause: Hmmm... Lord Drakan won't be pleased about this.

1

Jarr: See you later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. He won't notice me having a quick look.
  3. Ok, I'll leave it.
1

Kolodion: You'll have to bring me the Zamorak creature's remains to imbue this cape.

1

Lady Shauna Piscarilius: Now get lost.

1

Player: It's okay, I don't need any help.

1
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll go through!
  3. No, I'll stay here.
1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Nieve: Wait, look! Some of those things have broken into the Stronghold! We have to stop them, let's go!

1
  1. Climb into the fissure?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go!
  3. No thanks, I'm having second thoughts.
1
  1. Kick them?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Fossil Island.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, anything for Molly.
  3. Tell her to get stuffed.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. * Herblore *
  3. * Agility *
  4. * Thieving *
  5. --- Go to Skill Menu 1 ----
1

Sir Amik Varze: Very well, I shall head to Varrock. Thank you for passing on this message.

1

Player: Great. I'll see you in Varrock.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Pah! Outerlanders and their meetings. I will attend, but this better not take long. We have dragons to kill!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
1

Estate agent: Where would you like it moved to?

1

King Narnode Shareen: On behalf of the Gnomes I can only thank you, %USERNAME%.

1

Malak: Come and speak to me again when you have managed to kill Dessous.

1

Sbott: Hello stranger. Would you like me to tan any hides for you?

1

Bandit: Go away! I'm busy.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there anything I can do to help?
  3. I'll let you get back to work.
1

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

1

Ivan Strom: I'll meet you down at the boathouse. I imagine Veliaf is there already.

1

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

1

Player: I can't see the bottom of the ladder. I think I'll leave it be, for now.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Slayer Tower.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll carefully move the rocks to see what's behind them.
  3. No, I'll leave them alone, I don't like the look of that ceiling.
1

Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.

1

Scout: I am a scout, not a spy. I do not keep track of them.

1

Watson: I still need a medium clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Player: Hello Peer.

1

Robin: You have already claimed your daily bonemeal and slime. Come back again tomorrow for some more.

1

Player: Let's go!

1

Hellcat: Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.

1

Glough: Bah! Never trust a monkey to do a gnome's work.

1

Otto Godblessed: Those who have previously entered the cavern have not all returned, some of them seemed intent upon research and discovery as much as loot and daring deeds. It would be a shame if you were to recover any of

1
  1. Do you wish to make a golden cannonball?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need some leather chaps, crafted by you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
1

Lyra: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Bartender: Ok one Black Skull Ale coming up, 8 coins please.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Look out, here comes TzTok-Jad!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Scout: No, you may go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you put some spikes on my Climbing boots?
  3. How is your son getting on?
  4. Is it OK if I use your anvil?
  5. Nothing, thanks.
1

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Watson: I have a master clue scroll for you, but you already have one to complete! Finish it or discard it, I don't care which.

1

Arrg: Whaaaaaaaat?

1

Immenizz: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Sure.

1

Drunken Dwarf: 'Ave a good 'un buddy!

1

Player: Thanks... I suppose.

1

Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys. These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay.
  3. I need to do something else for a bit.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 3,000 coins for a makeover.
  3. Cancel.
1

Make-over mage: Hmm... you didn't feel any unexpected growths anywhere around your head just then did you?

1

Make-over mage: Woah!

1
  1. Sell your fire cape?
  2. Yes, sell it for 8,000 TokKul.
  3. No, keep it.
  4. Bargain for TzRek-Jad.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1

Tenzing: Was there anything else?

1

Apothecary: Well cats are simple enough to treat. Just bring me a bucket of milk, some ground unicorn horn and a leaf of marrentill.

1

Player: Thank you very much for the information.

1

Dunstan: Hi! Did you want something?

1

Dunstan: I should have my designs ready by the time you have brought me all the materials.

1

Player: What else do I need?

1

Mysterious Old Man: Here, take this. But tell no one I was here.

1

Tegid: What? Oh well, if it's a matter of that much importance, I suppose you can borrow one...

1
  1. Do you wish to tear it out?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting wyrms; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Rimae Sirsalis: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Icyene Graveyard.
1

Nieve: I think we've dealt with enough of these things, the troops can handle the rest! Let's join the 10th squad by the breach in the outer wall to the North.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
1

Player: Hey, something has been dropped here...

1

Seer: The scorpion seems to be going through some crack in the wall. It's gone into some sort of secret room.

1

Seer: Well see if you can find that scorpion then, and I'll try and get you some information on the others.

1

Mernia: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Who are you?
  4. No thanks.
1

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

1

Kitten: Meow!

1

Player: I need to get a burial jar for the mistress.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  3. What else do I need?
  4. See you!
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Hosa: I've had this lamp for a while, but it'll serve you more good than it does for me.

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some woad. I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1

Wise Old Man: Excellent. I'll see you outside the Colony. Don't forget to arm yourself - it could be dangerous!

1

Player: What should I do now?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

1
  1. Dismantle Toxic blowpipe (empty)
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Bank all ensouled heads?
  2. Yes, bank all ensouled heads.
  3. Yes, bank all ensouled heads and don't ask again.
  4. No, leave my heads alone.
1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1

Player: I'd like to go to Brimhaven.

1

Werewolf: Good luck down there, my friend. Remember, to the west is the main agility course, while to the east is a skullball course.

1
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you think we can kill Drakan?
  3. What do you think of Vanescula?
  4. Could we talk more about your family?
  5. Okay. I'll see you soon.
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1
  1. Would you like to revert your Ferocious Gloves into Hydra Leather?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Brundt the Chieftain: If you are to bring peace to our two warring clans, then perhaps it is best that you do...

1

Player: He didn't summon you.

1

Kent: Oh my, I must get back to shore.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Carpenter: Oh, one more thing, I think that the high priest has had a particularly bad dose of these spots so he's gone off to start the ceremony already.

1

Player: How are you?

1

Commander Montai: Now is the time to retrieve the orb. It's all in your hands. I'll be praying for you.

1

Jungle forester: You're welcome! See you around...

1

Duradel: You're still hunting steel dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Farming Gricoller: Take some seeds from the table, otherwise you can't do any farming in there!

1

Player: Well, that must have been the 'bad man' that the troll kid was on about... His parents must be up ahead somewhere.

1

Player: This machine doesn't look like it's in working order... I wonder if there's a fixed one, anywhere.

1

Co-ordinator: human, you will need to be holding your dramen staff to activate the rings. Now I must get back to work, there is so much to do and so few fairies left to do it.

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. All
  4. X
1

Charlie the Tramp: I really need a pike, cooked by you.

1

Gianne jnr.: Are you willing to take this order on? If you turn it down you'll have to wait five minutes for another hard delivery.

1
  1. Take this order?
  2. Easy-peasy! I'm on the job.
  3. I won't be able to do this order.
1
  1. Do you want details of where to find your customer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

High Priest: You're right, of course. Anyway, where did I put that trinket I promised you?

1

Zavistic Rarve: Ahh excellent, let's have those! Watch and learn...

1

Player: I've found out a lot and will let you know when it's all over.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I want to stop smashing my vials.
  3. No thank you, I like smashing them.
1

Player: Good idea!

1

Player: Haha!

1

Hellcat: Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.

1

Player: Can you make potions for me?

1

Damien Leucurte: Come on then! This ends now!

1

Player: I see. I'll bear that in mind.

1

Player: Hello?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do I have to do in this room?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Got any tips that may help me?
  5. Thanks, bye!
1

Culinaromancer: This will be your death!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go for a ride?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Konar quo Maten: I see we have a new arrival. A bringer of death. Tell me, have you come to serve the balance?

1

Archaeological expert: Good day to you. My name is Terry Balando; I am an expert on digsite finds.

1
  1. Choose a respawn destination.
  2. Ardougne.
  3. Falador - Default
1
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. Cancel.
1

Professor Imblewyn: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Ambassador Spanfipple: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Player: I'll try again another time.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Zavistic Rarve: There, the sand pit will now magically refill. No more work for Bert!

1
  1. Store all your super magic potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I get sq'irks?
  3. Why can't you get the sq'irks yourself?
  4. How should I squeeze the fruit?
  5. Is there a reward for getting these sq'irks?
  6. What's so good about sq'irk juice then?
1
  1. Are you sure you want to discard everything?
  2. Yes, discard everything.
  3. No, I'll keep my stuff.
1

Culinaromancer: I still have a few tricks left!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you do?
  3. Tell me about your previous jobs
  4. You're hired!
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hours, %NUMBER_COMMA% minute in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Archaeological expert: You obviously have a keen eye. Take this letter and give it to one of the workmen, and they will allow you to use them.

1

Player: I'll get right on it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Never mind.
  3. About the people of Rellekka...
  4. About your food supplies...
1
  1. Would you like to disable this feature?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Pay 200 Commendation points to upgrade it?
  2. Okay
  3. Cancel
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Dunstan: Well, I've got one here you can have for 1,000 coins if you'd like it?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. But I really want to ride the boat!
  3. I'm off.
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You display complete ignorance of our sacred rites. Perhaps the High Priestess will consent to enlighten you.

1

Player: I'm off.

1

High Priestess Zul-Harcinqa: I think you have misunderstood the nature of the sacrifice, human. Never mind, the mighty Zulrah will make the matter clear to you.

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1
  1. Choose your style
  2. Standing throw
  3. Step and throw
  4. Spin and throw
1

Player: Ok thanks for your help.

1

Gujuo: You are more than welcome bwana...

1

Larry: You will need your hands free to operate the suit.

1

Larry: You can't wear a cape inside the suit, it might get caught.

1

Apprentice: Okay, here goes! Remember, to return, just drink from the fountain.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
1

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

1

Rhonen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Bellemorde: I don't want your fish. I hunt and eat what I need by myself.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Brian O'Richard: Tut tut tut, now you know you're not allowed to take anything except that jewel in with you.

1

Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!

1

Kragen: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Cabin boy: I'm not! Honest. Look, I have a lantern and lens here, put them together then light it with a tinderbox. Then you can use it to search the ship for the symbols.

1

Katrine: Or I'll make sure you 'aven't got those guts anymore!

1

Player: Great! It's opened it.

1

Player: Wow, that was a big explosion! What's that noise I can hear? Sounds like bones moving or something...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Did it contain vast magical powers?
  3. Did it give the owner unimaginable strength?
  4. Was it the eternal prison of an immortal demon?
  5. Did it look pretty?
1

Brundt the Chieftain: It symbolised our refusal to use the runestones for ourselves, instead relying on our own abilities.

1

Guard: Just remember that I'm watching you.

1

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the west.

1

Col. O'Niall: Stay sharp boy.

1

Jossik: Follow me upstairs, I might be able to help you with that casket you found.

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

1

Alec Kincade: Head to Karamja Wines, Spirits, and Beers at Musa Point. There you'll find Dallas Jones. We've heard that he is investigating the destruction of Crandor. This seems like a good place to begin.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. Bye!
1

Solztun: It was all death and pillaging, I prefer the finer things in life, like exploration and discovery!

1
  1. Craft a blisterwood sickle?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Felkrash: They would get fat and lazy, be much worse at hunting and would show you up as a really poor cat trainer.

1

Felkrash: Yes you can get your lazy cat back in shape with a lot of rat catching, but you really shouldn't let it get into that state in the first place.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I have all the materials.
  3. What do I need to get?
  4. Where should I meet you when I have everything?
  5. Never mind.
1

Arnold Lydspor: Big thanks, %USERNAME%. When Colony safe, Herman reward you good.

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add the Tear to the sword?
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Mysterious ghost: What be this? You both see me and hear me, and also know my name?

1

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

1

Player: Your majesty, I have come to claim the reward for the return of the Shield Of Arrav.

1

Cosmic Being: Do sick days include when you're sick of work?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Waterfall Dungeon.

1

Player: I will! but...

1

Sherlock: Yeah, no shirt Sherlock.....

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Gorhak quo Narga: Greetings human.

1

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, I'll help with your graves.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Player: Um, yes, very nice. Lots of... trees and stuff.

1

Player: Sorry, I have a strange urge to be somewhere else.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Dallas Jones: This is where Elvarg made her home, there must be something here to point us in the right direction. Have a look around and see what you can find.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some snape grass. I'll reward you once it has been fully harvested.

1

Wise Old Man: Have fun with it.

1

Player: A cocktail? Cheers!

1

Historian Minas: How exciting, I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 7, 5th Age, year 7.

1

Historian Minas: Sounds like magic to me! I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 21, the first display of the 5th Age.

1

Player: What a waste of a perfectly good drink! I'm not going to do that!

1

Player: How do I do that, exactly? I don't think I'll be able to get him down to this little island.

1
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Robin: Here you go.

1
  1. Add one or all of this type?
  2. One
  3. All of this type
1

Player: Is there anybody there?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting black dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: I think I should maybe catch my own.

1

Silk trader: Do you want to buy any fine silks?

1

Player: Okay, that sounds good.

1
  1. It's a long way down. You'll get hurt.
  2. Jump anyway.
  3. Don't jump.
1

Herman Caranos: Yes, please hurry!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Thank you, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Player: Can I have a Dwarven Stout?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ta ta, old bean.

1

Professor Onglewip: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1
  1. Sailing to Karamja Shipyard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Grew: Morsel, you dare to return without the tooth! Either you are stoopid, or wants to be eaten!

1
  1. Swap 60 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1

Red: No, I don't believe I have.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Two jobs? That's got to be tough.
  3. So what have you invented?
  4. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
1

Wizard Cromperty: Okey dokey! Ready?

1

Meiyerditch citizen: I guess this will be my last day of blood tithes, one way or another.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Ooh, a bee hive. I'll help you.
  3. Please find someone else.
1
  1. Mystic robe top (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
1

Wizard Frumscone: Hah! Necromancers aren't helpful people. I don't know of many - most guild wizards won't have anything to do with their practices. I think Malignius will help only because he loves showing off his powers.

1

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Waterbirth Island?
  3. Can I come?
  4. Nice hat!
  5. Ok, 'bye.
1

Wounded soldier: Cheers. When I get back on my feet, there's gonna be one sorry lizardman out there.

1

Strange Old Man: Knock knock.

1

Player: Hello, King Narnode.

1

Ellen: That's all the training I can give you. I hope you find it useful.

1

Player: Hey Tiffy, I lost my CommOrb...

1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1

Wizard Akutha: I don't know if I can trust you with any of my supplies...

1

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

1

Captain Daerkin: I have some spare goggles, you might as well have them.

1

Treznor: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I could do something for you...
  3. Die, creature!
1

Player: An ogre called Toban gave me this...

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

1

Torfinn: Then we shall go.

1
  1. Mystic robe bottom (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: No, not yet. What do I have to do?

1

Malignius Mortifer: HAHAHA!

1

Vampyre Juvinate: Okay, I guess you can go then, food sack!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
1

Gerrant: Aha! Here it is! Take this slime, mix it with some Harralander and water and you'll have the Blamish Oil you need for treating your fishing rod.

1

Thorvald the Warrior: Alert!

1

Gypsy: Well you could try asking some of the other goblins in their village for ideas. You should be able to find it just to the North of Falador, unless they've decided the sky is the wrong colour there or something.

1

Romeo: Looking for a blonde girl, goes by the name of Juliet..quite pretty...haven't seen her have you?

1

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1
  1. Follow the scary cat?
  2. Yes, that seems like a good idea.
  3. No, leave the cat alone.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add all pages.
  3. Remove pages.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Remove X pages.
  4. Empty book.
1

Ogre guard: Well, well, look at this. My favourite: rock cake! Okay, we will let it through.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
1

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

1

Player: Great, thanks for the help.

1

Larry: All right, keep calm. One growth spurt coming up.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. The helm
  3. The cape
  4. The amulet
  5. Next
1

Wise Old Man: I... can't... move... %USERNAME%, you must fight this for me...

1

Legends guard: Welcome Madam! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends Guild.

1

Mandrith: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll read it.
  3. No, I don't want to read that.
  4. Search further...
1

High Priest: Enjoy your stay here. May it be spiritually uplifting!

1

Player: Wonderful. Well, I guess I'll have to see what I can do.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  4. Bye!
1

Player: You too, your highness!

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Ahoy there! Pay up first!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
1

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

1

Kolodion: Here, take this enchanted symbol of the gods. It will guide you to the creatures.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Myreque prevail %USERNAME%.

1

Player: Righty ho Savant. I look forward to your results.

1

Player: It is indeed, I can find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

1

Broken Handz: If you'd like to see someone fighting Zulrah, feel free to borrow my telescope.

1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Crone: Good luck with that.

1

Melee combat tutor: There you go, use it well.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

1

The Collector: There! Now you'll be able to see the true beauty of everything you collect on your adventures.

1

Sharimika: Yeah, you've been doing a lot of good work around here. Let me give you something for your time and effort.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Nieve: I'll open the store for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do I do again?
  3. Fine thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wait, tell me what we're doing.
  3. Okay.
  4. No, I'm not ready.
1

Achietties: Good luck with that.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: That's ok, I can find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

1

Elstan: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Player: Ok make me some blue dye please.

1

Player: Okay, I'll go get that done.

1

Lady Kelyn Ithell: I'll head there right away. Time is of the essence.

1

Player: Yes Sir, Captain!

1

Historian Minas: No matter. I'm sure you'll find more. Look around the Museum, explore the city and maybe do some quests, and I'm sure you'll find out something worth telling.

1

Safta Doc: There you go Bwana, a nice new opal machete for you.

1

Falo the Bard: Here goes... A bow of elven craft was made, it shimmers bright, but will soon fade.

1

Elise: Hello!

1

Bob: Okay, I'll join you there, on Lunar Isle. That's going to be a long walk on these paws.

1

Player: Hello. Can I get a ride on your ship?

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some avantoe. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Larry: Our work is at the iceberg now. I will meet you there.

1

My Arm: Dat could help. Off you go now.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1

Donovan the Family Handyman: Thank you for all your help in solving the murder.

1

Auguste: %USERNAME%, it has been a privilege flying with you.

1

Auguste: For all your hard work, I give you this jacket and cap for future ballooning adventures.

1

Genie: I hadn't thought of that. I just read that a lot of the most powerful beings are collecting soles these days. I haven't really got many yet though. You provided me with an opportunity to expand my collection.

1

Commander Connad: You've won...

1

Dallas Jones: We'll need a boat to get to Lithkren. Jardric should be able to help us. See if you can find him, he should be somewhere on the island.

1

Player: I'll take it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That sounds great.
  3. I don't need it, thanks.
1

Arno: I'm afraid not. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Player: Oh, he's gone. I hope he knows the way to Tai Bwo Wannai Village.

1

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about pet insurance.
  3. I've lost a pet. Have you got it?
  4. I have a pet that I'd like to insure.
  5. What pets have I insured?
  6. Maybe another time.
1

Florin: Hey it's the hero! Thank you so much for saving us from Gadderanks. And the town is looking lovely as well. You've done a great job!

1

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

1

Oneiromancer: Here's a vial for your potion. Good luck.

1
  1. Kandarin headgear 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you like your hedges trimming?
  3. I want to come in.
  4. Do you want to trade?
1

Brother Tranquility: There is a secret tunnel into the monastery under the statue in the garden. If you get inside, you can find out what they are planning and we can counter it.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Lunar Isle
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Lollk: Thanks again, brave adventurer.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  4. I'd like to talk to you about quick payment deals.
  5. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  6. I'd like to collect items.
1

Player: Hey you! Look over there!

1

Player: Okay!

1

Player: Ooooh... my head...

1

Captain Braindeath: They add a special, fishy texture to the drink.

1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Well can I join your order?
  3. Oh, sorry.
1

Prospector Percy: Ye wants to go up there, eh? Well, ye'll need level 72 Mining first. An' don't think ye can fool me with yer potions and fancy stat-boosts. Get yer level up for real.

1

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

1
  1. Do you wish to dismantle this sword?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.

1

My Arm: You give me what stuff I need to use on da patch and I use it. And hurry up, My Arm gettin' bored.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

1

Player: Fair enough.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Kob: What you do here, human? Get out of my sight!

1

Rosie: I want 25 coconuts for that.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: With me %FREMENNIK_NAME%! Let's kill these foul beasts!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you get back from Crandor?
  3. Yes, I would like some rope.
  4. No thanks Ned, I don't need any.
1

Straven: Aww, go on then. I suppose I'm in a generous mood today.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting drakes; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Elven Scout: They'll be in Prifddinas of course. With the city restored there's not much reason for them to come out here.

1

Elven Scout: Well I can do that if you want.

1

Elven Scout:

1

Lumo: You know, you should really try to avoid being captured.

1
  1. Start the Mourning's End Part I quest?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

My Arm: Dat birdie behind you.

1

Player: Alright, I think I can arrange a spade for you.

1

Player: Bear in mind I can still post you to Canifis if I choose!

1

Player: It teleported...but didn't he say he was allergic...

1

Make-over mage: You of course agree that if by some accident you are turned into a frog you have no rights for compensation or refund.

1

Ali the Operator: It is a small town, news spreads fast. Perhaps using a spot of cunning and a bit of brute force might work better.

1

Ali the Operator: No! Now get going.

1

Player: Er, quite. Yes.

1

Player: Very well then, I shall await my mystery prize with bated breath.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rimmington.
  3. Brimhaven.
  4. Nowhere.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting basilisks; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Who's a good little evil cat then?

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the Cave Kraken boss %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Hellcat: Purr!

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well I suppose you tried... better luck next time.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Hey, JalYt, you were in cave only a moment ago. You wait 2 minutes before going in again.

1

Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!

1

My Arm: Dat okay, %USERNAME%. Come back anytime you like.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a papaya tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Player: See you later, doctor. Whatever party they are planning in there, I have to go pick up my invitation.

1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Brimhaven.

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A book that preaches of some great figure, lending strength, might and vigour.

1

Bill Teach: Thanks %USERNAME%. If ye need a lift back, just come see me.

1

Ali The barman: Good day. Can I help you with anything?

1

Alice: Mysterious indeed, but in this case she actually looks pretty normal.

1

Old crone: Just being a good neighbour.

1
  1. Set Zul-Andra teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young sir. Did you want to work on my farm?

1

Player: If I find him, I will pass it on.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Why anyone would want to visit that smelly little swamp village of oiks is quite beyond me, I'm afraid, but the deed is done now.

1

Essyllt: Sure. We have a gnome inventor here too. Sadly, he is not being very helpful about fixing it, but you can talk to him if you like. Here is the key, he is in the next room. And here's the device as well.

1

Gnome: You mourners are really not very good at this are you?

1

Gnome: Oh and torturing gnomes is perfectly fine? Hypocrite.

1

My Arm: Okieday, My Arm know how to find it. It on coast near smelly fur-wearing human town you call Rellekka. See you in a bit.

1
  1. Trade in 1x Bruma torch for a supply crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sir Amik Varze: Absolutely right. Please accept this reward.

1

Player: No thanks I'm ok. Thanks for your time.

1

Player: Yes, thanks.

1

Player: Well, that's one way to catch a chicken, I suppose.

1

Freaky Forester: You get some money for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. Can you make another monkey talisman?
1

Player: Thank you very much for your help.

1

TzHaar-Ket: Oy! Get back from there, no JalYt allowed through.

1

Player: No worries. I am pleased I could help.

1

Player: Not really. I was just popping by to see how you were all getting on and possibly help cull some of the zombies.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. Why are there so many knights in this city?
  4. Can I just distract you for a minute?
1

Lumo: Ouch. That must have hurt.

1

Lesser Fanatic: See you later.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Rantz: Good you creature, you need sticksies from achey tree and stabbies from dog bones.

1
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
1

Thessalia: Totally cool! That outfit looks great!

1

Sedridor: No... there are others... whom I will tell of your authorisation to visit that place. When you speak to them, they will know you, and grant you access to that place when asked.

1

Sedridor: Use the Air Talisman to locate the air temple, and use any further talismans you find to locate the other missing elemental temples. Now... my research notes please?

1

Romeo: Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?

1

Avan: You will find the rate you gain experience when smelting gold much improved whilst wearing these gauntlets.

1

Witch: Oh, forget it, then. If you won't react to kindness, I'm back to luring infants into my oven. You'll have it on your conscience.

1

Witch: Go to the iron mine just north-east of Rimmington and hit the bar with a plain old smithing hammer while facing north. Then take your new magnet to Ava. Poor girl, having to deal with whippersnappers like you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Oh nothing. I'd best be off, thank you for your time.

1
  1. Coffer: Empty
  2. Ask about the coffer
  3. Deposit
  4. Other options
1

Player: Well that's all very interesting, I wonder what the people of Nardah will think of this.

1

Awusah the Mayor: If you could retrieve it for us we'll be very grateful. Even if it doesn't give us our water back, maybe it'll calm Shiratti down, she was not pleased at it being thrown away and she's been grumpy ever since.

1
  1. Boss kill-counts are blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Unfilter them.
  3. Continue filtering them.
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you need the feather for?
  3. How do I find Grimgnash again?
  4. What's the other item I need to find?
  5. Do you have any weird items in your collection?
  6. I should be off, I think.
1

Player: I should be off, I think.

1
  1. Would you like to make...
  2. An elemental mind shield.
  3. An elemental mind helm.
1

Strange Old Man: Pst, wanna hear a secret?

1

Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Buy a beer
  3. Don't buy anything
1
  1. Skotos: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some marigolds for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. Which book would you like to read?
  2. Men are from Morytania, Women are from Lumbridge
  3. Chimney Sweeping on a Budget
  4. Handy Maggot Avoidance Techniques
  5. My Family and Other Zombies
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what's in this for me?
  3. Ok I'll see what I can do.
1

Player: Oh dear, I hope he doesn't want me to buy one of his ridiculous fashion accessories. Those earmuffs he sells make heroic adventurers into a laughing stock.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the first thing I must do?
  3. What exactly is the second thing you need?
  4. Okay, I better go find some things.
1

Player: I think I'll give it a miss.

1
  1. Rune battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Zooknock: I am afraid I have not been able to fully invest my powers in that talisman. You may use it, but it will continue to draw its energy directly from me.

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hour, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Observatory professor: Hello.

1

Player: What? I'm not lazy.

1

Player: Oh dear.

1
  1. Pay 90,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 90,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1

Guildmaster Jane: You've completed %NUMBER_COMMA% farming contracts.

1

Estate agent: Your house is already in that style!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Demon butler: Mistress, I have returned with what thou asked me to retrieve. As I see thy inventory is full, I shall wait with these 4 items until thou art ready.

1

Dark Mage: Can I help you with something, traveller? I am experimenting with dark magic; it is a dangerous craft, and I prefer not to be disturbed.

1

Player: Thanks, I really appreciate that.

1

Gujuo: I must visit my people now...

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Crazy Archaeologists %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some avantoe for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

1

Observatory professor: You can use the mould with molten glass to make a new lens.

1

Player: Okay. See you there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take rope
  3. Take hammer
  4. Take fishing net
  5. Take pickaxe
  6. Take nothing
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Force box.
  3. Pick lock.
  4. Examine lock.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been redecorated.

1

Katrine: To get in you will need to tell them the secret password 'four leafed clover'.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Ok, which route should we take?

1

Jungle forester: No, of course not... Sorry, I have to be on my way...

1

Grail Maiden: Welcome to the Grail castle.

1

King Arthur: Just blowing gently on them will supposedly show the way to go.

1
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Ranging cape(t), consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Captain Braindeath: I'll warn ye again that those devils are sat right on top of the patch.

1

Cavey Davey: The sort of dark, sanity-breakin' THINGS that cause the livin' to drop to their knees and weep for the fate of all creation?

1

Cavey Davey: Yer welcome.

1

Jorral: There is a silver trader in East Ardougne called Erin, who I believe can help.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Well that's torn it... Looks like we can't get over this bog. We'll have to go back to Burgh de Rott.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you need so much money for it?
  3. Maybe another time.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need to get the key made.
  3. What can I do with the guards?
  4. I will go and get the rest of the escape equipment.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I must make a disguise. What do you suggest?
  3. What can I do with the guards?
  4. I will go and get the rest of the escape equipment.
1

Player: I wonder who could have left this in Glough's home? The initials A.A. are embroidered into it.

1

Hatius Cosaintus: If you ever lose your ring, come back to me to reclaim it.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. What do you think of Ali Morrisane?
  4. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  5. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1

Turael: You're still hunting wolves, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some potatoes for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. The compost bin contains supercompostable items
  2. I just want to make normal compost now.
  3. I want to stick to making supercompost.
1

Dimintheis: I know not how I can adequately reward you for your efforts... although I do have these mystical gauntlets, a family heirloom that through some power unknown to me, have always returned to the head of the family

1

The 'Wedge': If you ever lose your headgear, come back to me to reclaim it.

1

Robin: You do not have enough space for both bonemeal and slime. Come back to me when you have space.

1

Lady Keli: As you put it that way I am sure you can see it. You cannot steal the key, it is on a Runite chain.

1

Player: Right, I'd better get started, see you soon.

1

Anita: *sob* There's nowhere else the voices could have been coming from... *sob* Please, climb up there and let me know what you find!

1

Fairy Fixit: Sure, as long as you have been given permission to use them. You should just be aware that using the fairy rings sometimes has strange results, the locations that you have been to may affect the locations you are

1

Fairy Fixit: trying to reach. I could fix it by replacing the fizgog and the whosprangit, I've put in a request for some new parts but they're pretty hard to get hold of, it seems.

1

King Arthur: Wow! Incredible! You truly are a splendid knight!

1

Mizaru: Every monkey knows where to get hold of nuts and bananas, but I believe that the snakes live on a nearby island. Never seen one myself.

1

Player: Now I just need to get out of here and see Wizard Cromperty.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Hmm...I wonder...if you used a magical object that turned you into stone on the statue, would it turn him back to being human? I must research that...

1

Wizard Cromperty: Oh, are you still here? Go on then, you've got a king to save!

1

Player: Oh my! Is that a genuine 3rd Age Diversion?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where are they from?
  3. How did they get here?
  4. Why are they here?
  5. Bye!
1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Glough is a threat to us all... I must hereby re-assign you to Ape Atoll, %USERNAME%. Report to Sergeant Garkor on Ape Atoll for further orders.

1

Player: Will do. I'll be back soon.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Frizzy Skernip: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

1

Player: Oh, I give up!

1

Archaeologist: You head due South, see what you can find out about this tablet.

1

Player: It's a slightly odd collection of ingredients, but I shouldn't have too much trouble getting those for you.

1

Player: The greater good.

1

Fossil Collector: It looks like you don't have any fossils to trade.

1

Mysterious ghost: Then you are a fool, and I will waste no more words upon you.

1

Mysterious ghost: You are a very strange young man...

1
  1. This is a supercompostable item - are you sure?
  2. Yes, I want to use it to make normal compost.
  3. No, I don't want to waste it making normal compost.
1

Rohak: That's all well and good...but come back when you have all the ingredients. You're lucky Dwarves stick to their word else I might not make these cakes for you.

1

Player: Well... here's the ingredients anyway.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Player: Right, well thanks for your input. I'll think over what you said.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Logosia: Enough talk now, Shhhh!

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66. The magical energy in here is unsafe for those below that level.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange the book for teleport scrolls
  3. Don't exchange the book
1

Blast Furnace Foreman: Okay, you can use the furnace for ten minutes. Remember, you only need half as much coal as with a regular furnace.

1

Player: That sounds great.

1

Player: I'm sorry but I don't have enough money!

1

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

1

Flippa: Nope, you wrong person.

1

Asteros Arceuus: Thank you friend. You'll find Mount Karuulm on the other side of Lovakengj. Please hurry.

1

Fairy Nuff: I believe he now resides in the Dark Wizard's tower near Falador, and %USERNAME%, please hurry. I fear the Queen doesn't have much time left!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay...
  3. A diamond? Are you crazy?
  4. I haven't brought my diamonds with me.
  5. What do you do with all the diamonds you get?
1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Sarachnis %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm looking for whoever is in charge of this place.
  3. I have come to kill everyone in this castle!
  4. I don't know. I'm lost. Where am I?
  5. Can you tell me how long I've been here?
  6. Nothing.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Hmmm. Very well. I'll go and free this soul.

1

Player: Right! I'd better start looking for this Tchiki Monkey Nut Bush then...

1

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

1

Squirrel: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Player: There. That should stop anyone from continuing Kroy's work. I should inform Veliaf.

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. X
  4. All
1

Watson: I still need a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Player: I'll come back another time.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's trade.
  3. I'm good, thanks.
1

Rift guardian: Very well, I will remain locked to this colour, even if you bind essence at a Runecrafting Altar.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Dr Fenkenstrain: I'm sure as soon as their headaches fade, they will want to talk to you.

1

Kaal-Mej-San: Go and save your people.

1

Frizzy Skernip: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1
  1. Status: 4 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?

1

Barbarian: Me busy - go away!

1

Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight: Ok, ok, it's up on the roof...

1

Denulth: God speed friend! I would send some of my men with you, but none of them are brave enough to follow.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some nasturtiums for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Beekeeper: Great! I'll get some bees moved in right away. Here, have something for your trouble...

1
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Broken clay golem: Repairs... needed...

1

Horvik: Wonderful! That's just great! I just need the pigeon cages now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are the hats like?
  3. Can you show me the hats please?
  4. How many chompies do I have to stick?
  5. Can I have a hat please?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1
  1. *** Hat Menu 1 ***
  2. Ogre Bowman Hat.
  3. Bowman Hat.
  4. Ogre Yeoman Hat.
  5. Yeoman Hat.
  6. -- Hat Menu 2 --
1

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe...

1

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
1

Player: Very well...but if you're lying, I'll be back and I won't be happy!

1

Aggie: Yes! He's just returned! I'll happily be a character witness for Brian now! Please let him know that I'll help his friend however I can.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Empty book.
1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Shades.

1

Tyss: I suppose you are a friend to us. Here, you may have this.

1

Immenizz: The aetheric thread connecting you to your own plane leads back to the wheat field where you came from. Obviously. So you will always go back to where you came from! Don't you humans know anything?

1
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Buy the necklace: 1200 coins
  3. Buy the key: 100 coins
  4. Buy both: 1300 coins
  5. Don't buy anything.
1

Player: I'm great, thank you!

1

Rat Burgiss: ...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you heard of Sherlock?
  3. So what are master clue scrolls anyway?
  4. I have something for you.
  5. Goodbye.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to go to Rimmington.
  3. I'd like to go to Ardougne.
  4. I'm good thanks.
  5. [Charm] Or I could pay you nothing at all...
1

Toby: will stock 60 Battlestaves per day and you can now access the bank at the Cooking guild.

1

Surok Magis: Yes, yes, yes. Now off you go!

1

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? Or is there something else you need?

1

Arianwyn: I will let you know if there are any further developments. For now though, your work is done.

1

Yrsa: Hey! They look great!

1

Player: Oh, right. Well, I'd better get on with it then.

1

Player: Hey, I think I could fit down here. I need something to help me get all the way down.

1

Zaff: Thank you for your help, %USERNAME%. I will put the room back in order and then I must leave. Surok is defeated and will be no more trouble for us. We will guard him more closely from now on!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Guard: I'm afraid not. The city is on lockdown until the rebel elves are dealt with.

1

Rick Turpentine: It is milord %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but he seems to be preoccupied.

1

Player: Hi, I'm looking to get some kit to look like one of you guys.

1

Player: No, thanks.

1

Cassie: I buy and sell shields, do you want to trade?

1

Doric: Oh my, that is a coincidence! Pass them here, please. I can spare you some coins for your trouble, and please use my anvils any time you want.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Where's Slepe?
  4. Why is it so expensive?
  5. I'll give you 1,000,000 coins for permanent access.
  6. No thank you.
1

Player: Thanks, bye!

1

Entrance Guardian: Use what you have learned.

1

Zavistic Rarve: Then you will be equipped to ask Sandy a few questions. Oh Clarence, I will find your murderer!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Hatius Cosaintus: Lumbridge swamp to the Desert is now available.

1

Malak: As you wish. Come and see me when you have managed to kill Dessous.

1

Harrallak Menarous: Welcome to my humble guild %USERNAME%.

1

Oziach: Go talk to the Guildmaster in the Champions' Guild. He'll help ye out if yer so keen on doing a quest. I'm not going to be handholding any adventurers.

1

Man: Get out of my way, I'm in a hurry!

1
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Watson: I still need a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Aemad: Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Thank you very much. You may need this Royal Seal to identify yourself as my envoy.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Please report to me as soon as you have any information.

1

Alan: I want 5 jangerberries for that.

1
  1. Identify fossils?
  2. Yes, identify my fossils.
  3. No.
1

Veliaf Hurtz: I will see you both at the boathouse in Burgh de Rott. We can use the boat there to get to this graveyard. Good luck.

1

Ivan Strom: Hey %USERNAME%.

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
1

Player: Sheesh...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Gauntlets
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Other
1

Skotos: *Sighs* Nae. But thine is well and truly cooked.

1

Councillor Halgrive: Let's show him what it means to cross the people of Ardougne!

1

Elder Gnome child: Void armour, the Hunter master in the Feldip hills will allow you to hunt in his private hunting ground, teleport crystals can now hold 5 charges, Rantz will provide you with 100 ogre arrows every day and the banner will

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Estate agent: This book will help you to start building your house.

1

Cyrisus: See you at the brazier!

1

Watson: I still need an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've had enough, take me back.
  3. How you doing Murphy?
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hill Giants.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about magic combat please.
  3. How do I make runes?
  4. Can you toggle my runes to equip when I pick them up please?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Magic combat tutor: There you go! Your runes will now automatically be added to your rune pouch when you pick them up.

1

Magic combat tutor: Is there anything else I can help you with?

1

Foreman: Our Gnome Liaison Officer.

1

Prissy Scilla: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Larry: You need to have the suit with you if we are going to use it.

1

Keef: Stop! Stop! You prove you are very strong, little human!

1

Knight: I'm sorry, my friend... I do not understand your meaning. Please, time is short... Take this scroll to Sir Tiffy. You will find him in Falador park... You should not...read it... It contains information for his eyes only.

1

Lorelai: Congratulations you've found a Dragon defender! You're welcome to go back inside and try to get more.

1

Player: They're too busy to talk.

1

Player: Hello short person.

1

Assistant Le Smith: Anyway, I have to get back to work. Let Awowogei know everything is on schedule.

1

Lumo: Look - a newcomer. I'd say let me be the first to welcome you to Ape Atoll, but I see you've already met the welcoming party...

1

Lumo: Hey guys, look who's here.

1

Auguste: If you give the basket of apples to the gardener near the patch, he will look after the tree for you while it grows.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1

Player: Awesome! Thanks for the information.

1

Apothecary: Ok, that's all I can teach you. Many thanks for the diary.

1

Player: Fine thanks.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some guam for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Guard: Our camp, outerlander, and we don't want any trouble there.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting aviansies; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Prissy Scilla: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Garkor: Just go and find my squad mage, human.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

1

Postie Pete: Sorry, I don't have any messages for you.

1

Player: Hello, Jex.

1

Bank Guard: You should take some food down with you in case you get hurt!

1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1
  1. Start the boss fight now? There's no turning back.
  2. Yes, I'm ready.
  3. No.
1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: Not yet no. I've been running around like a headless chicken, but I'll get to it!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do I have to do in this room?
  3. How will I be rewarded?
  4. Got any tips that may help me?
  5. Thanks, bye!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Withdraw coins.
  4. Cancel
1

Advisor Ghrim: I suggest you ask him about recent arrivals to the island.

1

Player: What can I say? I'm a professional.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. What do you think of your town?
  4. Okay, thanks.
1

Og: Here is a key to the chest it's in. If you bring it here, I may reward you...

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: Hmm, I suppose you have a point there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. Ok, now tell me how to get Jubbly!
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
1

Rantz: Okays creature's keeps hairsies on...

1
  1. Would you like to go down?
  2. Yes, I'm sure.
  3. No, not yet.
1

Player: I can probably look into it.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a cactus. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons in the Ancient Cavern.

1

Player: No thanks, I'll keep these!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Are you alright?
  4. I think I'll leave you alone.
1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1

Player: I'll be leaving now.

1

Captain Ginea: Hello again. Thanks for offering to help deal with the criminal gangs.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know of any meetings now?
  3. Remind me, what do I do for this?
  4. I'll be off.
1

Chaeldar: I'll open the store for you.

1

Hazelmere: Blah, blah...Daconia...blah, blah.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I find a gold bar?
  3. Where do I find a monkey amulet mould?
  4. Where do I find something to do with monkey speech?
  5. I'll be back later.
1

Crefydd: Then it shall be so. From now on, you will respawn in Prifddinas.

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: You are an experienced smith, you may use the furnace free of charge!

1

Kragen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Skavid: Ig! Bidith ig!

1

Aurel: I'm sorry my friend, but I cannot open a store which has no stock.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cape
  3. Hood
1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... To slay a dragon you must first do, before this chest piece can be put on you.

1

Brimstail: Okay. Hold onto your hat!

1

Poor looking woman: Just look at the place, rats, flies and all sorts just swarming the area. Doesn't help that I stink but ain't no one who likes using those tin baths right in public view.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear gal. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1
  1. Insert the library key?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Mysterious Old Man: Goodbye.

1

Timfraku: We shall see, Bwana.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Be very careful how you mix it as it is extremely volatile. Mixing ingredients of this type in the wrong order can cause explosions!

1

Shipyard worker: Sorry to have kept you.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Nieve is the most highly skilled warrior we have here, get her assistance and defend the Stronghold.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Any advice for an advanced fisher?
  3. Tell me about different fish.
  4. Where and what should I fish?
  5. Goodbye.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Close.
1

Murcaily: Yeah, you've been doing a lot of good work around here. Let me give you something for your time and effort.

1
  1. You do require at least 11 spaces in your inventory to loot this chest.
    Any items you cannot hold will be dropped to the floor.
  2. Open anyway
  3. Open anyway (do not show this again)
  4. Do not open
1

Player: Quiz shows are stupid. Go away.

1

Cat: Meow.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What of the one-handed spears of which you spoke?
  3. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  4. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  5. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek more answers.
  3. Can you convert Zamorakian hastae into spears?
  4. I have no more questions at this time.
1

Ellena: I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.

1

Dark mage: You don't seem to have any pouches in need of repair. Leave me alone.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Revenants.

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A bow of elven craft was made, it shimmers bright, but will soon fade.

1

Garkor: Please hurry, %USERNAME%, we are so close to victory!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1
  1. Fuse all of your onyx and zenyte shards?
  2. Yes - fuse them all.
  3. Fuse only one.
  4. Don't fuse any of my gems!
1

Thorvald the Warrior: If you need to place your equipment into your bank account, I recommend that you speak to the seer, who knows a spell that will do that for you.

1

Koschei the deathless: You show some skill at combat... I will hold back no longer! This time you lose your prayer however, and fight like a warrior!

1

Gileth: I want 15 papaya fruits for that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll take it.
  3. No thanks.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting skeletal wyverns; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to cave kraken in the Kraken Cove, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Safalaan Hallow: Return to Ver Sinhaza and see if you can work out what Vanstrom and Ranis are up to. If you need some help, we recently sent a few of King Roald's mercenaries in that direction.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any quests for me?
  3. Other
1

Player: Do you have any quests for me? I really want one. I really want to help out!

1

Thorvald the Warrior: I was not interested in how strong you are! I was interested in how BRAVE you are! You fought a superior enemy to your very last breath - THAT is bravery.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some dwellberries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: From this day onward, you are outerlander no more! In honour of your acceptance into the Fremennik You gain a new name to be known as. You will now be called %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Player: How are you doing today?

1

Ajjat: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

1

Player: Great thanks!

1

Eluned: I understand you agreed to help us! This is good news indeed.

1

Lubufu: You deceived me you confoundering dolt! Because of you, my entire business is ruined! Get out of my sight!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I killed Zulrah.
  3. Remind me how this ritual works.
  4. I'm off.
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: Is that what you think? Board the boat again, and I am sure you will find Zulrah has overcome whatever pitiful attacks you used against him.

1

Bob: You don't have anything I can repair.

1

:

1

Adventurer (easy): Ok, which route should we take?

1

Aggie: Oh, thanks ever so much...I do appreciate it! Good Luck!

1

Nieve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
1

Kragen: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Rune full helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Magic combat tutor: You have some air runes in your bank.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. I'd like to trade some fossils.
  5. I've lost my notebook.
  6. Goodbye.
1

Lumo: Those cheerleaders down the Gnomeball pitch...

1

Hamal the Chieftain: It does not matter, after all, how large the rock is, or what its shape is. And perhaps the two halves of the rock will have extra symbolism now, representing the two halves of the Fremennik culture.

1

Player: What do you do?

1
  1. Wearing this cape will give you a PK skull.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1

Jarvald: I shouldn't do this... but for old times sake.

1
  1. Teleport out of the area?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Well that didn't sound good. I'd better let Safalaan know.

1

Gossip: There's some kind of commotion up at the Sinclair place I hear. Not surprising all things considered.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you today?
  3. I've lost that toy you gave me...
1

Daero: There is a teleporter round the corner. You must use this.

1

Player: It might have helped if I'd actually remembered to bring my pet rock.

1

Turael: I'll open the store for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've been there, but I left.
  3. Remind me how this ritual works.
  4. I'm off.
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: Well, board the boat and let me take you there again quickly, before Zulrah becomes impatient!

1

Captain Bleemadge: Wonderful my friend, wonderful!

1

Arhein: That's great, many thanks.

1

Player: Can you help me with item sets?

1

Duke Horacio: Actually, something was taken. Sigmund has informed me that some of the castle silverware is missing from the cellar.

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: You need to wear that golden helmet... unless you want to crack open your skull on the rock.

1

Aluft Gianne snr.: Let me know when the batta is ready.

1

Gujuo: The mosquitos bite me bwana! I must go for a swim...

1

Duradel: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. What did you ask me to do?
  3. Could you check my items for junk, please?
  4. I'd just like to ask you something.
1

Ali Morrisane: Hang on a second while I get the garments.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you offer me employment on your plantation?
  3. That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
1

Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight: Great! I just knew you'd agree to help!

1

Wizard Cromperty: Of course not...you silly...just...you know...the sooner you start the sooner you can get back...that's all I was saying.

1

Rantz: Dat would be da good fing...den me's help wiv da flufsies sack.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
1

G.L.O. Caranock: What if they were to die? An entire squad of the Royal Guard goes missing in the jungle of Karamja ... We could blame it on the humans.

1

Waydar: Very clever. It might also serve us well to remind Narnode of Bolren's situation.

1

Player: We'll see!

1

Gnormadium Avlafrim: Are you sure you don't have any gnomish ancestors? Your insight into technical things is quite amazing for a human!

1

Doric: Not to worry, stick at it. Remember, I need 6 clay, 4 copper ore, and 2 iron ore.

1

Keef: You prove you are very strong, little human!

1
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Genie: Hey get your hands off my house.

1

Juna: It has not been long since your last visit. Come again in 2 days.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: I don't think you have %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I suggest you try looking for it again.

1

Steve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Rantz: Hey, yous creature needs to hunt more chompies if you's wants der's flappy hat!

1

Archaeologist: His name's Terry Balando. Give it to nobody but him. I'm sorry, I can't entrust you with the actual tablet I found, it is far too valuable to give away, but I took these etchings - they should be enough for him to make

1

Player: That's the third one dealt with...

1

Mercenary Captain: Very well, if you're challenging me, let's get on with it!

1

Yrsa: Hi. You wanted to buy some clothes? Or did you want to makeover your shoes?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this room.
  3. Tell me how to balance kegs.
  4. May I claim my tokens please?
  5. Bye!
1

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% TzTok-Jad.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: It's really crowded in here!

1

Toby: stock 30 Battlestaves per day.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,450 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Duradel: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Yeah, good luck to you too!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did I need for the spell to work?
  3. How do I get into the Black Knights' Fortress?
  4. Never mind.
1

Player: Perhaps I should use this in a furnace instead.

1

Player: Ok. That seems easy enough.

1

Player: I'm still working on it...

1

The monkey in your backpack...: In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

1

Eadgar: Your loss!

1

Savant: Yes, he would seem a likely bet. Savant out.

1

Valaine: Hello there. Want to have a look at what we're selling today?

1

Lyra: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Dwarf: Welcome to the Mining Guild. Can I help you with anything?

1

Player: No thanks, I'm fine.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Waterfiends in the Ancient Cavern.

1

Savant: Wow, that's some good thinking %USERNAME%! Okay, let's head there and get him!

1

Mandy: Here, I found these in the wardrobe when I was seeing to my wound. I don't want them so please, take them...

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Jarvald: I would head straight for the cave and not tarry too long %FREMENNIK_NAME%, the cold winds on this island can cut right through you should you spend too long in them.

1

Lidio: Greetings warrior, how can I fill your stomach today?

1

Tassie Slipcast: He's in the dwarven mines somewhere, not sure exactly where though.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the necklace.
  3. Cancel.
1

Essyllt: Have a new one then, if you lose it help yourself to one from my desk.

1

Player: Wow! That would be great, buckets of sand direct to my bank, everday you say? That's great!

1

Savant: Scan results are negative, %USERNAME%. Savant out.

1

Historian Minas: That sounds good - bring me that and we'll create a display.

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... It comes from the ground, underneath the snowy plain. Trolls aplenty, with what looks like a mane.

1

Gatekeeper: That's right, how else could we make 'em twinkle so beautifully?

1

Hammerspike Stoutbeard: Good...I mean great! Come back when Sanfew has agreed to take me as an initiate!

1

Player: No thanks, I prefer to stay this side of the bar.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some dwellberries. I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1

Dimintheis: I thank you greatly adventurer! Also... if you find Caleb... please... let him know his father still loves him...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Uh... what happened to the rest of it?
  3. Thank you very much!
1

Traxi: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

1

Observatory assistant: Calm down old man, I heard. %USERNAME%, I'm here if you need any help.

1
  1. Leave the Gnome Stronghold?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Pieve: Welcome to my private little wyvern area.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Adventurer (easy): Well that's torn it... Looks like we can't get over this bog. We'll have to go back to Paterdomus.

1

Elder Gnome child: I've upgraded your Western banner for you. The Crystal saw will now last for twice as long before reverting to seed, you now have a 50% chance of 2 Chompy birds appearing when hunting and Rantz will

1

Elder Gnome child: provide you with 50 free ogre arrows every day.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
  4. Have you got any symbols of your god?
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Lumberjack Leif: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Treznor: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

King Narnode Shareen: So you're officially a member of the 10th squad then?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Focus on increasing strength and stamina...
  3. Focus on improving attack and defence techniques...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. If you are, then why are you still selling goods from a stall?
  3. So what are you selling then?
1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Ask the camel about its dung.
  3. Say something unpleasant.
  4. Neither - I'm a polite person.
1

Murphy: Well, if you pop over to a bank and leave all your heavy equipment behind then I'll take you out.

1

Maze Guardian: Very well. Talk to me if you want to move onto the next maze, or you can return to the entrance hall through the portal.

1

Osman: I have one or two things to sort here before I depart. I'll meet you close to Sophanem shortly.

1

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need 8 more free spaces in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Elena: My father's friend Jerico is in communication with West Ardougne. He might be able to help us. He lives in a house south east of here, north of the chapel.

1

Player: It's a deal - here's 5,000 trading sticks.

1

Tool Leprechaun: So... do ye want to be using the store?

1

Krystilia: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Oziach: Yer welcome.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Chaos Druids.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Mage (easy): Well that's torn it... Looks like we can't get over this bog. We'll have to go back to Paterdomus.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Goodbye.
1

Askeladden: Well it's sure a weird place to ask for it buddy, but I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

1

Player: Yes, I understand other people won't often see it.

1

Death: It is not for me to judge how people spend their money.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to begin?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Toy horsey
1

Wizard: You'll have to speak with the Watchtower Wizard about that.

1

Osman: %USERNAME%, what are you doing here!

1

Osman: I had everything under control here! Besides, I thought we agreed that you would wait upstairs for me?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting gargoyles; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek another task.
  3. I can't find the relic part you gave me.
1

Player: Great, I'll see if he can help. See you soon.

1
  1. Status: 30 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hello, Tiadeche.

1

Elissa: That was a great city as well, but the museum could only fund one excavation and this one was closer to home.

1

Hatius Cosaintus: Toodles.

1

Lieve McCracken: Oi, I'm Lieve, and I say leave it!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me? I'm injured.
  3. Isn't this place built a bit out the way?
1
  1. Really? You will lose all rewards if you do.
  2. Yes, honestly, I want to leave the game.
  3. No, I think I'll stay.
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Good day to you.

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you end up down here?
  3. Now that you're free, why don't you leave?
  4. Can you tan some hides for me?
  5. I'm good thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What do you have for trade?
  4. Do you have a manual? I'd like to learn how to play!
1

Clay golem: Task complete!

1

Da Vinci: Okay, I'll meet you at the Dancing Donkey in Varrock.

1

Relobo Blinyo (logs): Hello, my friend. Would you like me to show you the prices of logs?

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
1

Kaqemeex: Mix these in your water-filled vial, and you will produce an Attack potion. Drink this potion to increase your Attack level.

1

Player: Thanks, I'll read all about it.

1

Lammy Langle: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Anna Jones: You did it! Oh, well done! How exciting!

1

Player: Right, well, I better see what's down there, then.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Please wait...
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1
  1. Trade in 1x Warm gloves for 50x burnt pages?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Clay golem: The golem army was created to fight it. Many were destroyed, but we drove the demon back!

1

Clay golem: But the demon was badly wounded and elder-demons heal very slowly indeed. It was almost dead when it retreated to its own dimension.

1

Clay golem: Now that I am repaired, I will be able to destroy it easily!

1
  1. Emerald
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Larry: When you're done making the suit, we'll head back to the iceberg and try it out.

1

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66 for admittance to the guild. The magical energy inside the guild is unsafe for anyone below that level. For any other business please ring for attention.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What voices?
  3. Thanks, I will.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Jiminua: Welcome to the Jungle Store. Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Nulodion: Thank you, adventurer. The Dwarf Black Guard will remember this.

1

Yrsa: Nice choice!

1
  1. Dragon scimitar
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Zahur: I didn't find anything that I could clean.

1

Katrine: Visit our hideout in the alleyway on palm street.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I assume you have a plan?
  3. What's the deal with your brother again?
  4. Sounds good. See you later.
1

King Lathas: Good luck adventurer.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wall Beasts.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay then.
  3. Where do I get an eye of newt?
  4. Where do I get a rotten tomato?
  5. Where do I get a greenman's ale?
  6. Where do I get a 'Dirty Blast'?
1

Monk of Zamorak: You're not nearly experienced enough to go up there!

1

Alec Kincade: Only the most worthy may access our Guild and I'm afraid you are not quite there yet. Go out and hone your skills then return to us.

1
  1. Cross the bridge?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Grish: Hey yous creatures da good un...

1

Miriam: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

1

Carpenter Kjallak: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Monk of Entrana: Do you wish to leave holy Entrana?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Earth Warriors.

1

Player: I always wanted to be a Doctor!

1
  1. Remove the chapel?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Postie Pete: Goodbye.

1

Lundail: You've already claimed your free runes today. Come back tomorrow for some more.

1

Lowe: Welcome to Lowe's Archery Emporium. Do you want to see my wares?

1

Oziach: Aye, may the gods walk by yer side. Now leave me alone.

1

Klarense: Hey, stay off my ship! That's private property!

1

Ghost villager: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Evil Dave: That demon killed Eric! When are you going to start the ritual and slay him?

1

Player: Don't worry, Golem, you've done enough demon- slaying!

1

Slug Hemligssen: Once you know that the bridges have been repaired then return to me.

1
  1. Heron: Insure for 500,000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Duradel: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Phoenix: As long as we remain vigilant and praise the Sun, all will be well.

1

Player: Can I buy a rune platebody now please?

1

Entrance Guardian: You'll find eight cupboards containing items you can turn to gold using the low and high alchemy spells. The money you earn will be taken from you upon leaving the playground to pay for the upkeep of this training

1

Niles: Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Jardric: And I'll get in touch with Keldagrim, maybe they can help us.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: I shall speak with you again once you have prepared these split logs.

1

A'abla: You look healthy to me!

1

Steve: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Player: That was the strangest dream I've ever had! Assuming it was a dream...

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a long sword.

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a mithril sword.

1

Mysterious ghost: It seems as though the curse that keeps me here extends to my very clothing... which piece do you want?

1

Player: I really wish I would be warned about these things earlier...

1

Player: Hey, you look vaguely familiar... haven't I seen you somewhere before?

1

Drunken Dwarf: THE KEBABSH WILL COME FOR YOU!

1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1

Murphy: Save yourself! We're going down!

1

Farming Gricoller: Alright, young sir, I won't. Talk to me if you ever want a reminder.

1

Doric: Good, the love of metal is a thing close to my heart.

1

Sir Percival: I said I will see you there then!

1

Player: Sometimes I'm worried you'll attack me whilst my back is turned.

1

Midnight: I thought they were clastic.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

1

Sigmund The Merchant: Absolutely, outerlander. Your merchanting skills will be a real boon to the Fremennik.

1

Ali the Camel: If you want me to bite your fingers off, you're going the right way about it.

1

Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...

1

Captain Tock: Now, I've a ship moored west of Rimmington. Come and meet me on board, and we'll set off to Corsair Cove.

1

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

1

King Sorvott IV: Go to Neitiznot with all haste! The Spymaster will have the details, as last time.

1

Key Master: I am no man! They changed me and cursed me to remain here...

1
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what's this room for?
  3. What's the big lever over there for?
  4. What's the gold chest for?
  5. Have you always been here in Falador?
  6. I wanna party!
1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

1
  1. The monks may get very angry if you take that!
  2. I'll take it anyway.
  3. No, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Okay, I will see what I can do.

1

Duke: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1

Lundail: You'll need to have completed the Easy Wilderness Achievement Diary to qualify for free runes.

1

Gauss: That was fun! Here, I've got one Kelda seed left. A sociable lady like you is more than welcome to it.

1

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: That'sh alright then, here you go.

1

Gujuo: Good day Bwana. The jungle is especially beautiful today isn't it? My village people pass on their thanks to you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any news?
  3. Where are all your people?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
1

Player: Thank you. I shall return with a shield soon.

1

Santiri: That's a great start! Now if you can find an Imcando dwarf so the blade can be repaired, that would be even better!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you explain the White Knight honour system again?
  3. Okay, bye!
1
  1. What would you like to buy?
  2. White Chainmail Body
  3. White Platemail Legs
  4. Nothing
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's a 'JalYt-Ket'?
  3. I guess so...
  4. No I'm not!
1

Player: I'm sorry, I've run out of money.

1
  1. Status: 10 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Murphy: Well, yes.

1

Player: Nothing really.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting dagannoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why is this wyvern area private?
  4. So are you a Slayer Master?
  5. Thanks, goodbye.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Lizardman Settlement.

1
  1. Proceed to discard the contents?
  2. Yes - I acknowledge I'll lose all compost within the bucket.
  3. No - don't proceed.
1

Butler: I must regretfully inform sir that his bank does not contain any of those items.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Guildmaster: Oziach lives in a hut, by the cliffs to the west of Edgeville. He can be a little...odd...sometimes, though.

1

Cart conductor: There's important traffic coming through here and I don't want any stray humans distracting me.

1

Zanik: Come find me in the city if you ever want to chat, %USERNAME%. I'm going to go and think about what Juna said about my destiny. I don't know what it will involve, but I have a feeling we will adventure together again!

1

Veronica: Thank you for rescuing Ernest.

1
  1. Buy a ticket for 28 gold pieces.
  2. Yes, I'll buy a ticket for the ship.
  3. No thanks, not just at the moment.
1

Pong: Because your aura says you should.

1

Make-over mage: A makeover costs 3,000 coins.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-Xo-%USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account please.
  3. What did you call me?
  4. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  5. I'd like to collect items.
  6. No, I'm fine thanks.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting mutated zygomites; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Doomsayer: Dooooom!

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Indeed, the wealth of these isles may not be spread evenly, but we certainly make the most of what we have.

1

Zaff: For you, my friend, maybe. Take a look in the barrel in the corner.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jellies.

1

Nieve: Good luck!

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a papaya tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. Furnace coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Empty coffer
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chef's hat
  3. More...
1

Tenzing: Well, when he has, bring the boots to me with ten loaves of bread and ten cooked trout. I have to prepare for the winter, after all.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Can you show me the way to the mines?
  4. Can you show me the way to the water mill cellar?
  5. Good bye, cave-dweller.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Lizardman Canyon.

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Irena: Thanks so much for returning my daughter to me. I expect that she will go on another trip soon though. She is the adventurous type... a bit like yourself really! Okay, see you around then!

1

Player: Who's a cute little monkey?

1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... A shiny helmet of flight, to obtain this with melee, struggle you might.

1

Player: Right, display case 45 it is...

1
  1. Guthix staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: I understand you can take me to the Fishing Platform.

1

Sinco Doar: Yes, indeed. Well done, youngster, thanks for helping us.

1

King Vargas: I am sure he won't be able to resist your heroic charms. You can ask Ghrim for advice; that's what he's here for, after all.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've nothing I can combine. Maybe ye needs to take yer stuff up to the Wilderness and charge it on the Fountain of Rune. It be more powerful than me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about your cape?
  3. Yes please!
  4. Oh, it's a rune shop. No thank you, then.
  5. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
1

Player: I'm glad the new sword worked out alright.

1

Iban: The doll? You mean to destroy Iban? No! I am the son of Zamorak! I can't die! And you... You are his slave now! Even if you kill me you will hear his calls forever! You have already fallen!

1

Player: That's My Arm's problem now!

1

Lumo: Bunkdo?

1

Banker: What do you want meat bag?

1

Miner Magnus: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

1

Sandwich lady: I'd best be going - lots more sandwiches to deliver!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy a rune platebody now, please?
  3. I'm not your friend.
  4. Yes, it's a very nice day.
  5. Can I have another key to Melzar's Maze?
1

Player: It's full of dead fish!

1

Junior Navigator: Here, take this journal so you can keep track of your discoveries. Base camp is being set up on shore, let me know if you'd like to head there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Gold leaf
  3. Marble block
  4. Magic housing stone
  5. More...
1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ogres.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. What can I do here?
  4. I'll be off for now.
1

The Overseer: Bring me a spine, a claw and an axon from the Abyssal Sires, and I shall construct them into a mighty weapon for you. Yes, we shall both benefit from this.

1

King Lathas: Farewell adventurer. Return to me once you are ready to begin.

1

Cat: As long as I can remember. So far we've not found any way out of this place, and after all, we couldn't leave these poor humans to fend for themselves.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bronze dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Elise: See you later.

1
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, thanks.
1

Rat Burgiss: Oh, hello. I'd love to chat right now, but I'm a bit busy. Perhaps you could come back and chat another time?

1

Nieve: You're still hunting black dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Juna: I fear you will have no new stories to tell me. Come again when you have had more adventures.

1

Mosol Rei: You're welcome to enter the village now Bwana, shall I show you the way?

1
  1. Remove all placeholders from the seed vault?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I'd better be off.

1

Rock Golem: So near and yet so far... if my atoms were arranged a little differently, I could be diamond.

1

Player: I'll take the fighting ones!

1

Lumdo: As you wish.

1

Player: Hey Ziggy, *giggles* do you happen to know any good plumbers?

1

Professor Manglethorp: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting aberrant spectres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Alain: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Ogre guard: In that case you're not crossing.

1

Duradel: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill the King Black Dragon %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Galana: No time to talk I'm afraid.

1
  1. Status: 6 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Sorry my friend. You don't seem to have the funds for the trip. It will cost you 10 gold.

1

Bartender: That'll be two coins please.

1

Player: How friendly.

1

Player: I need to be in my penguin suit to go in there.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1

Gate of War: Correct! Buying accounts is against the rules and you could lose the account at any time if the original owner takes it back.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the Slayer Tower, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Kaal-Xil-Dar: You can leave us.

1

Player: Hello again Sigli.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: Okay, bye.

1

Steve: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. You can speak!?
  3. Why are you down here?
  4. Nevermind, bye.
1

Bravek: Hmmm let me think... Ouch! Thinking isn't clever. Ah here, she did scribble it down for me.

1

Edmond: Now I'd recommend you go and see Elena. She'll want to thank you herself. She lives in the house opposite ours.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Konar quo Maten: The Kalphite Cave is located to the east of the Shantay Pass.

1

Player: I don't have 50 coins.

1
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Kaht B'alam: Ye niauh, human.

1

Apothecary: Excellent. Hand them over and I'll mix the potion.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Calm down, I was just worried.
  3. Why are you here?
  4. Who are you?
  5. Ok, bye.
1

Competition Judge: Hello there, would you like to take part in the archery competition? It only costs 200 coins to enter.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Are we nearly there yet?

1

Kolodion: You still need to learn how to cast all god spells outside of the arena.

1

Herman Caranos: Fine, fine.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ardougne.
  3. Brimhaven.
  4. Nowhere.
1

Falo the Bard: Okay, here goes... These gloves of white won't help you fight, but aid in cooking, they just might.

1

King Awowogei: We are still pondering your proposition...We will let you know when we have an answer...

1
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,750 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Karamja Shipyard costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Abyssal orphan: You killed my father.

1

Dark Mage: Honestly, you have no idea of the pressure I am under attempting to keep this portal open!

1

Dark mage: Inane chatter from random idiots is not helping me achieve this!

1

Duke Horacio: Of course. Now you've slain Elvarg, you've earned the right to call the shield your own!

1

Player: Oh no, the kitten has run off!

1

Garkor: Ready yourself, human: the final battle begins... again!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Dragon sq shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Toban: Then you shall get nothing from me!

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Player: I'll see you at the graveyard.

1

Player: Yuck! This is disgusting. What use is this? It's unwieldly!

1

Brian O'Richard: Certainly, when you enter the maze I'll give you another jewel. Good luck!

1

Daero: We have matters to discuss before you return to the island.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting dagannoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Berserker helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Lumberjack Leif: Thank you, Your Royal Highness.

1

Dugopul: Guards! I've found a human!

1

Avan: Bring them to me, and I'll see what I can do.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. Can I fight these Lizardmen?
  5. Can I use my Slayer helm instead of a Shayzien helm?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any delphinium seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

King Narnode Shareen: Perhaps they will have spotted something out of the ordinary that could help indicate what Glough is doing.

1

Player: Not right now, thank you.

1

Player: That's a deal - I'll let you know when your cabbages are ready.

1

Player: Very nice rosebushes you have here.

1

Elstan: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to skeletal wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Hosa: Isn't it just!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Devices, please.
  3. I'd like information, please.
  4. I'd like to see your stuff for sale, please.
  5. I'll just head off, I think.
1

Ava: I'm not sure what you are trying to do; are you sure you aren't slightly deranged?

1

Player: I don't think I'll make that jump.

1

Turael: You're still hunting dust devils, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1

Elstan: Ah, fantastic - Lyra will surely be mine now! Here you go mate, here's those delphinium seeds you were after.

1

Lumo: Carado - are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Ardougne
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you tell me how to kill a Tanglefoot again, please?
  3. What did I need to take to the Nature Spirit again?
1

Krystilia: I have quite a few rewards you can earn, and a wide variety of Slayer equipment for sale.

1
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Thessalia: Do you want to buy any fine clothes? Or would you like your scythe back?

1

Islwyn: Well I wish I could help but my kind have no place in the east any more.

1

Guard Vemmeldo: Jolly good. Carry on then.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to aberrant spectres in the Slayer Tower, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: Not too well, can you remind me how I should make it again?

1

Elena: No problem.

1

Player: I'll do it right away!

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. We currently require %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets. Do come back if you ever get any you'd be willing to donate.

1

Probita: I'm afraid you don't seem to have insured any pets at all.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What should I be doing?
  3. Why do you hate your brother?
  4. How did Ranis capture Ascertes Hallow?
  5. Why did Lowerniel shut down the Haemalchemy Laboratory?
  6. Actually, never mind.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  4. Thanks, goodbye.
1

Prissy Scilla: I want one basket of apples for that.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting iron dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. World 345 is a Deadman world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Deadman world - and your Deadman profile.
1

Mercenary: Guards!! Guards!

1

Guard: You won't be needing that water anymore!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting cave kraken; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thank you.
  3. I'll have a look.
1

Councillor Halgrive: And in recognition of your service to the public health of Ardougne, please accept this further 3000 coins as a reward.

1

Player: Hello Arianwyn. What are we going to do about the Temple of Light?

1

Player: Hello Almera.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Entrance Guardian: Collect Pizazz Points from the various areas and the hat will remember your totals. Talk to the hat at any time to find out what points you have. Go upstairs and talk to the Rewards Guardian to claim items for the

1
  1. Status: 13 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Al Shabim: Go back and tell this captain that if he wants to find this man he should search for him personally. See how much of his own time he would like to waste.

1

Ogre guard: Hey yous tryin' not to get da sickies else yous be da sick-un and mebe get to be a dead-un if yous be da unlucky fing.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Ivan Strom: I'm getting badly beaten up here, I'm going to die here if I stay...see you back at the old base.

1
  1. Status: 20 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: I think I should have a look for him.

1

Ivan Strom: Let's get of this place... I'm scared!

1

Fairy Very Wise: Ok, just be careful, his henchmen have keen eyes and will be watching out for him.

1

Fairy Very Wise: I'm so worried about the Queen, without her the fairy people may be chased out of Gielinor completely! You must wake her, for all our sakes!

1
  1. Zamorak staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Cook: Alright, madam. I can start work immediately.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to buy a bow.
  3. I'd like to buy a shield.
  4. What should I do with crystal seeds?
  5. No I'm just passing by.
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you lad, you're dismissed.

1

Thorgel: Well if you wanna 'nother, just come back and I'll tell you what I need.

1

Lillia: Greetings. No I'm not.

1

Player: Are you a little... mad?

1

Guard: You're no slave.

1
  1. Bandos platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Spirit of Scorpius: Here is a mould to make a token for our Lord; a mould for the unholy symbol of Zamorak.

1

Spirit of Scorpius: No blessings will be given to those who have no symbol of our Lord's love.

1

Player: Oh, you want me to go and get Roald - sorry ... King Roald ... and bring him here. Fair enough, wait here then, I'll be back in a mo.

1

Ellamaria: Are you being rude again ... ?

1

High Priest: Hurry and report to Sir Tiffy.

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hmm, use the boat for free... Very well, that sounds fair enough to me.

1

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid

1

Player: ... I'll be back later.

1

Askeladden: Sure thing buddy, although I have to say, I doubt even that troll is stupid enough to fall for the SAME trick TWICE in a row! You can try anyway though!

1

Player: Hey, Jeb.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What was that secret knowledge of Herblore we talked of?
  3. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Fairy Nuff: vicious creatures that draw the life essence from any living thing they find. It seems that in drawing the life force from the world that they live on they have trapped themselves on a small plane, as far as I am aware, the

1

Steve: You're still hunting ankou; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Sune: Can you leave me alone please? I'm trying to get a bit of rest.

1

Eblis: Meet me again in the desert East of here, I will use these ingredients to create a scrying glass for you.

1

Sir Renitee: You're welcome, my boy.

1

Dron: You have your answers, now go away!

1

Rantz: Mee's has, but is not for freeness, dis one cost 541 of da gold coinses. Does you wants it?

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
1

Player: I've got some questions for you...and you'd better answer them well or else!

1
  1. There are a number of books here...
  2. Prifddinas' History.
  3. Eastern Discovery.
  4. Eastern Settlement.
  5. The Great Divide.
1

Player: Thanks, I'll see you later.

1

Ambassador Gimblewap: Hmm. I should be thankful for small mercies, I suppose.

1

Guard: How did you get down here?!

1

Surgeon General Tafani: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I ...
  3. Just how insane are you?
  4. I'll be back later.
1

Wise Old Man: Funny, I thought you would take the chance to test the power of the ring on me! No matter - leave me be now, I have important surveillance duties to carry out.

1

TzHaar-Ket-Zuh: Can I help you JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1

Fairy Very Wise: Thank you for your great service to the fairy people, we are indebted to you!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Duradel: You're still hunting lizardmen; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: theyrecomingtogetme theyrecomingtogetme...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'll get a lift to Karamja with you.
  3. No thanks.
1

Mord Gunnars: Of course.

1

Bert: Yep, I dropped it off a while ago. Mebbe come back tomorrow fer some more.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to fire giants in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Rosie: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Rocky: OY!! You're going to have to do better than that! Sheesh, what an amateur.

1
  1. Status: 38 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Al the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!

1

Duradel: Brutal versions of these creatures in the Kourend Catacombs.

1

Waydar: Shall we return to Crash Island?

1

Oozing Barrier: Correct! Jagex will not block your PIN so don't type it! Never use personal details for passwords or bank PINs!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you die?
  3. What is your name?
  4. Can you do any tricks?
  5. Want a new hat?
  6. Want to go scare some people?
1

Ungadulu: Run, run away... Run like the leopard Bwana!

1

Fossegrimen: That is a very small shark indeed, outerlander. Small, but worthy.

1

Perdu: I can't help you with that item - it's not the kind of thing I could lock or repair, if you were hoping for me to do that sort of thing.

1

Player: Oh, I'm just sight seeing.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. The Menaphites
  3. The bandits
  4. The Mayor
  5. Ali Morrisane's nephew
  6. The town
1

Arnold Lydspor: I not have spare stuff to trade with you now. Maybe we trade after you save Colony, ja?

1

Squirrel: Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm still looking for that.
  3. I really don't know where to look.
1

Lumo: ... and that completes our tour of the Jail of the Future. Please remember to use your conveniently located and totally pickable cell-door to exit.

1

Banknote Exchange Merchant: Hand me the banknotes you wish me to exchange.

1

Gypsy: Edgeville.

1

Player: Very well. I'll do my best.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go and buy teleport crystals.
  3. Enter the Theatre without any teleport crystals.
1

Tassie Slipcast: And make sure you tidy up after yourself!

1

Kamfreena: If you'd rather stay up here, I've released the cyclopes that can drop rune defenders. Enter when you're ready.

1

Cook: Yes, I must admit I had never heard of it either until reading through my ancestor's cookbook.

1

Graveyard Guardian: Use what you've learned, young one.

1

Ungadulu: You already have some Yommi tree seeds. Use those first and then come back to me if you need any more.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Natural History exhibit
  3. Dig Site exhibit
  4. Dig Site find cleaning area
  5. Timeline exhibit
  6. Previous...
1

Rantz: You's already claimed da stabbies today 'uman. Come toe'morrow for mor'

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the lassie I be needin'.

1

Al Shabim: Great, I can see that you have a bar of bronze. Now we just need some feathers before we can continue.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection on.
1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting lesser demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Marisi: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Player: That's interesting. Thanks.

1

Bunkdo: You know what I mean...

1

Lumo: *sigh*

1

Ghost innkeeper: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Turael: You're still hunting banshees, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Tell me more about these beings.

1

Player: Good day Lord Iorwerth.

1
  1. Exchange all of your Tattered sun page's, Tattered moon page's
    and Tattered temple page's for 7,000 coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Steve: You're still hunting black dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nothing thanks, I'm just looking around.
  3. Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?
1

The Lady of the Lake: Good day to you madam.

1

Boy: Thanks lady!

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Oh, nothing - it was just a bad dream...

1

Player: Surely the lyrics for such a song would be enough to help you remember?

1

The monkey in your backpack...: I'm tired!

1

Player: Have you any more Royal Seed Pods?

1

Turael: You're still hunting trolls, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  4. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  5. Not just now, thanks.
1

Essyllt: Try freeing up some space in your inventory, then we can talk about keys.

1

Player: Can we head to Lunar Isle?

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need 6 more free spaces in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's wrong?
  3. I'll leave you to it then...
1

Konar quo Maten: You're now assigned to bring balance to the Cave Kraken boss %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Garkor: You must hurry. He is working somewhere beneath the Ape Atoll.

1
  1. Do you want an impling collector's scroll?
  2. Yes, please
  3. No, thanks.
1

Aubury: The Cape of Runecrafting has been upgraded with each talisman, allowing you to access all Runecrafting altars. Is there anything else I can help you with?

1

Tanner: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

1

Krystilia: You're still meant to be slaying revenants in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Wah! Yuck, it smells like there's dead cats in there or something. I'm not going in.

1

Priest: Sorry, Sophanem is under quarantine. No one may leave or enter.

1

Zavistic Rarve: Thanks!

1

Elissa: They're on a bookcase in the Exam Centre.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't have one of them.
  3. What do I need that for?
1

Wandering impling: Oh well. I don't know what you humans call these places. Let me show you.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Lumo: Oh my god - she's been through here 10 times now.

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: There doesn't seem to be many charges in that. Get it refilled my friend. I won't let you go into Mort Myre without some protection.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Bye!
1

Player: Thanks, I'll get going.

1

Hell-kitten: Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.

1

Olaf Hradson: Hey! I'm trying to carve and you're standing in my light! Move it!

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1

Mysterious Stranger: My associates have... acquired some shards of the crystal; do not ask me how. If you take one into the Theatre, you can use it to teleport out to safety in an emergency.

1
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
1

Siamun: Hello adventurer. Have you checked with Ali M whether my garments are selling or not?

1

Ghommal: Ghommal stick to Warrior's Code of Honour. When you a bigger, stronger warrior, you come back.

1

Unferth: Thanks %USERNAME%.

1

Sir Prysin: Hello. I've heard you stopped the demon, well done.

1

Rupert the Beard: And to you, my friend. And to you.

1

Flax keeper: Today I can exchange 30 flax banknotes for bowstrings, if you bring me enough flax banknotes.

1

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need 4 more free spaces in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

1

Zul-Aniel: It's not often that we see more humans in this place.

1

Player: Thank you. I will try to find the other items.

1
  1. Combine the Dark claw with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Silk.
  3. Never mind.
1

Dimintheis: Have you spoke to Avan, Caleb and Johnathon yet?

1

Yanni Salika: Sorry Bwana, you have nothing I am interested in.

1

High Priestess Zul-Harcinqa: You offered yourself to Zulrah as a sacrifice, yet here you stand before me. Did Zulrah reject you?

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Garkor: My squad and I are to remain on this island as undercover operatives. I am collecting information on Awowogei and his policies.

1

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can learn.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where did you say that scorpion was again?
  3. I seek knowledge and power!
1

Mine supervisor: You are not welcome to mine here, human.

1

Player: Alright, I'll report in again later.

1

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

1

Unferth: No you're not! You aren't wearing a white robe top!

1

Steve: You're still hunting wyrms; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Really change its colour?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Mazion: Nice weather we're having today!

1

Ayesha: I want 6 cadava berries for that.

1

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 15 minutes.

1

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

1
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Sigmund: You'll rue the day you decided to help those cave goblins, %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I think I'll give it a miss.
  3. Yes please.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Breive: *cough cough cough ghhuk*

1

Player: I'll have to go and get some money then.

1

Liliwen: I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.

1

Watchtower Wizard: How's it going?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Please wait...
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

G.L.O. Caranock: Why are you still here? You should report immediately to the King!

1
  1. Drop the Locating Crystal?
  2. Yes, I am sure.
  3. No, I've reconsidered, I'll keep it!
1
  1. Combine the Twisted horns with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Brimstail: Hey! Leave the bowl alone. Where would all the drips go? All over my books that's where.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Lumo: Darn you, Carado - you always get the large jail cells.

1

Player: I just came to say hello.

1

Weird Old Man: She likes to be tickled hehehehe.

1

Hafuba: I don't know what you think you are doing here human, but I do know that you will not live long enough to leave this place.

1

Waymottin: Can't talk now.

1

Rowdy dwarf: Look a little harder!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Dallas Jones: It looks like we've found everything here, we should move on to Fossil Island. I'll meet you at the old settlement on the north side of the island.

1

Krystilia: Done. Thanks for the money.

1

Sylas: Goodbye.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to mutated zygomites on Fossil Island, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So have you had any luck with the demon-summoning?
  3. Weren't you going to give up evil?
  4. See you later.
1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change your name in-game.
  3. Change your name via the website.
  4. More info about name changes.
1

Gerrant: You'll need a lava-proof fishing line. I'm sure I already gave you what you need for this - take an ordinary fishing rod, and then cover it with the fire-proof Blamish Oil.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Good day.
1

Kineer: Jelly shards in the dark.

1

Snowflake: You aren't carrying any basalt.

1
  1. Guthix staff
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I protect my items in Deadman mode?
  3. How can I protect my stats in Deadman mode?
  4. What are safe zones in Deadman mode?
  5. Previous options...
1
  1. Bracelet of ethereum
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Vannaka: You're still hunting earth warriors; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Then perhaps I shall.

1

Player: Thanks! I need some information.

1

Konar quo Maten: Your zeal is to be commended. Use it well when serving the balance.

1

Player: Tell me more about the Easy rewards please!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's with all the shields?
  3. Who are you?
  4. May I have a resource flyer?
  5. Bye!
1

Awowogei: I've instructed my people to allow you full access to our Island, but beware I do not command the undead beneath us.

1

Lazim: There are also large blocks that weigh 10 kg, but I doubt a weedy adventurer like you could even carry one, let alone mine one cleanly.

1

Duradel: Trolls regenerate damage quickly but are still vulnerable to poisons, they usually use crushing weapons.

1

Merlin: Excuse me for rushing off like this, but I must get back to my workroom.

1

Squire: I'm afraid not, my lord. Once you have won, you cannot re-enter.

1

Player: Umm... not yet, I'll try to get around to doing that soon.

1

Oneiromancer: And don't worry, you'll be able to do anything you can with the new enchanted version of the Dramen Staff as you could with it's ordinary form! Including visiting the lost city!

1

Wizard: I'm afraid I can't make you any more now. You need 4 pieces of bark, 4 pieces of fine cloth and 37,000 coins for a splitbark body.

1

Thormac: Yes, it'll cost you 30,000 coins for the materials needed though. Which sort of staff did you want enchanting?

1

Auguste: You need an unlit candle.

1

Player: Oh, I don't have enough money with me.

1
  1. Drop the Bone Key?
  2. Yes, I'll drop it.
  3. No, I'll keep the Bone Key.
1

Thormac: Well remember to go speak to the Seers, North of here, if you need any help.

1

Gnome on a rack: I told you, I'm not going to get anything out of helping you, am I? As I figure, that device is the only thing keeping me out of the slave pens, where I'd get fed worse than nail and prune stew!

1

Player: If you're a nightmare, would a male version of you be a nighthorse?

1

Player: West, beyond Rimmington? Thank you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye.
  3. Sandbags.
  4. Bowl.
  5. Never mind.
1

Essyllt: Keep at it. Try to get that gnome next door to spill his secrets.

1
  1. If you drop it, it will lose all its charges.
  2. Drop it. You will NOT get the coins back.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1
  1. Archer helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Cabin boy: By all means, here you go!

1
  1. Mystic earth staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Status: 22 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Lyra: I need you to grow some onions in one of these vegetable patches, from seed until they are fully grown - then I will give you some orchid seeds.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have lost the relic you gave me.
  3. I will find my way in, no problem.
1

Ellamaria: Well, you are supposed to be the gardener here, but I would say not. One had the soil imported from an extremely fertile area at great cost - watering should not be necessary one would have thought.

1

Ellamaria: And finally, the White Tree hasn't finished growing.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to greater demons in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Gujuo: Very well, let me know when you want to try.

1
  1. Dismantle Serpentine visage
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: You don't say? I never knew that. Well, I must be going, see you around.

1

Bugs: Thanks for da chompy, it was deloverly!

1

Jarvald: Very well... for old times sake.

1

Player: Thanks for the reminder. I have some bellows right here that I can use.

1

Captain Lawgof: I'm great now, those goblins can't get close with this cannon blasting at them!

1
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Scarg: De'se stabbers are worser dan a dead dog....

1

Alain: I want 25 coconuts for that.

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Krystilia: Excellent. You're now assigned to kill Callisto %NUMBER% times. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Indeed, JalYt. You want to sell it back? I swap it for 8,000 TokKul if you want.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some nasturtiums. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 640,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
1

Player: I don't want anything else from this horrible pot.

1

Kruk: I'm impressed you made it so far, human.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting ankou; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Oak plank': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 20 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Player: It reads: Record of Construction by Overseer Elacs. I wonder who that is...

1

Svidi: You can go back to Hamal to tell him I'm on my way.

1

Player: It will take forever to fill like this. I need something that can transport lots of rotten apples in it.

1

Brian O'Richard: Shame, I don't think I have anything for you. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Essyllt: If the Death Guard see fit to re-issue you with a letter of recommendation, then maybe we will find a use for you.

1

Death: Good luck.

1

Turael: Banshees use a piercing scream to shock their enemies, you'll need some Earmuffs to protect yourself from them.

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr! I'd better find someone else.

1

Candle seller: Heh heh... You'll find out.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your dragon defender: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 90,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  3. What's going on in town?
  4. I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  5. The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are there any ways to use a fishing rod which I might learn?
  3. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Dragon bones': 5 coins
  3. Exchange 5: 25 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Wizard Mizgog: You don't seem to have one of each coloured bead on you at the moment. Return when you have a black, white, yellow and red in your backpack!

1

Vampyre Juvenile: Ha, ha, ha, time to disappear and rejuvenate!

1

Kazgar: Of course! You're always welcome in our mines!

1

Mistag: Have one of these helmets. It will be useful if you want to work in the mine.

1

Troll father: Thanks again for freeing me from that ice block! I might be a troll, but it was real uncomfortable in there!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

1

Player: I'm not looking through that with my hands!

1

Player: A crystal key.

1

Turael: You're still hunting birds, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Barker: You are looking for clothes, yes? You look at my products! I have very many nice clothes, yes?

1

Al Shabim: Great, I can see that you have some feathers and a bar of Bronze, but you just need a hammer now.

1

Simon Templeton: Bye, cobber.

1

Player: Magnificent invention? I've seen some pretty magnificent things in my time. It'll have to be pretty impressive.

1

Player: Aw man I'm not going near that - it's just far too stinky!

1

Bunkdo: That's just the Way of the World, Lumo.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to ankou in the Stronghold of Security, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Hurry %FREMENNIK_NAME%. We need to get inside before it's too late.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to banshees; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: No, I'm not interested in that.

1

Player: I don't have anything which I can use against them.

1

Zooknock: We still need something to do with monkey speech.

1

Scarg: Yous creatures too weedy for da ogre stabby chucker, yous best stick wiv da cluks-cluks.

1

Eldgrim: Thanksh pal! You're alright!

1

Cam the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: I don't want anything from you right now.

1

Turael: You're still hunting scorpions, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: What are you trying to do to me!?

1
  1. Select Information Log
  2. Dossier on Solus Dellagar
  3. Solus Observation Record 1
  4. Solus Observation Record 2
  5. Related Dossiers
  6. Cancel
1

Player: I'd better get to it then.

1

Captain Khaled: I've got nothing to say to you.

1

Oracle: An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.

1

Player: Thanks...

1

Player: I've got some questions regarding the tribal ogres.

1

Nieve: We need to get to the crash site.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I farm here?
  3. What do you do?
  4. Why are you called Gallow?
  5. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Fairy Queen: Not yet, %USERNAME%, but it looks like we'll need to ask you for your help again, I'm afraid. I'll be able to tell you more once we have finished making our battle plans.

1

Islwyn: That costs 900,000 coins.

1

Rasolo: Are you sure? I don't have it anymore...

1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your fire cape for 50,000 coins.

1

Eluned: Perhaps another time, %USERNAME%.

1

Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins.

1

Shayzien Infiltrator: Are you trying to get us both killed? Get out of there before you blow my cover!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Dondakan the Dwarf: Yes, you already showed me that. But I'm not going to waste my own gold on it, make a cannonball and bring it to me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Spend the archaic points in the original shop.
  3. Discard your archaic points.
  4. Spend the 2019 points in that shop.
  5. Discard your 2019 points.
  6. Visit the new shop.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Did you say you needed more goutweed?
  3. Have you any more work for me, to help reclaim the circle?
  4. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
1

Oronwen: I need bear fur and two pieces of silk.

1
  1. Assignment: 81 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Lock item (Imbued zamorak cape)
  3. Cancel
1

Zooknock: Careless human. No matter - bring me the same materials again and I will prepare for you another one.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I guess so.
  3. Who are you?
  4. Goodbye!
1

Madame Caldarium: We'll see...

1

Player: Scam? Oh... You mean his promise not to come in here anymore?

1

General Khazard: Wooooo whooo wooo. Whoot!

1

Arcis: I am preparing. I will be there shortly.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. The northwestern allotment
  3. The southeastern allotment
1

Legends guard: They don't call it the Legends Guild for nothing you know! Best of luck if you intend to become a member!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to rune dragons in the Lithkren Vault, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: Actually, I'm not so sure.

1

Tyss: The power of the Dark Altar is not for you.

1

Player: Thank you, I think I'll stop by for a beer one day.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I find red bananas?
  3. Where do I find the Tchiki Monkey nuts?
  4. No I'm fine thanks.
1

Ali the Camel Man: Thank you.

1

Archaeologist: And that was how I recovered the Golden Monkey of Tee-Ta-Toh.

1

Archaeologist: Hey, thanks kid. Looking snazzy is an important part of being a treasure hunter!

1
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: 781 XP
  3. Please wait...
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Mystic boots (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Sorry, I don't have enough money.

1

Player: Ah yes...I remember now.

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bronze dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Konar quo Maten: Then we will continue on our current path.

1
  1. Set Tai Bwo Wannai teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Banker: No. Staff only beyond this point. You can't come in here.

1

Zavistic Rarve: I don't know what to say then, there isn't enough to go on with the clues you've shown me so far. I'd suggest going back to search a bit more, but you may just be wasting your time?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Not yet.
  3. Do you have the demonic sigil mould?
1

Tinsay: Braaar! Jogres!

1

Lyra: I would give you some orchid seeds, but I fear that you would not have the space to carry them.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more orchid seeds?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Penda: I hear the Imperial Guard are preparing an attack!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: I'm not picking that up. I'll need a container...

1

Player: Hmm, I'd better not go in without the leg, I mean key. Khazard said I wouldn't get my reward without it.

1

Shayzien Infiltrator: We haven't seen you kill any lizardmen yet.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1

Player: Good to hear, all the best.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lass, you're dismissed.

1

Player: Sorry, I don't have anything you'd be after...

1

Watchtower Wizard: When you have mixed the potion correctly, then I can empower the potion with magic and the ogre shamans can be destroyed.

1

Player: Real friendly! No?

1

Lammy Langle: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that tree grows up good and strong.

1

Gnome on a rack: I hate you!

1
  1. Pay one bunch of nasturtiums?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Sinister as that fishing spot is, why would I want to explode it?

1

Ranging Guild Doorman: Hey you can't come in here. You must be a level 40 ranger to enter.

1
  1. Drop all of your chinchompas?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Cave goblin: Visiting Keldagrim is so exciting! I never thought I'd be so far from Dorgesh-Kaan in my life!

1

Sithik Ints: Hey...who gave you permission to come in here! Get out, get out I say.

1

Player: Alright, alright...keep your night cap on.

1
  1. Guthix platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Burkor: Thank you. Can't talk now I'm on duty.

1

Petrified Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%. That will grant you access to the mine. You're a crazy one.

1

Hunting expert: Sorry, but only those who've completed the hard set of the Western Provinces tasks may enter my private hunting ground.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello there, what are you working on?
  3. What are you working on?
  4. Is there anything I can do?
  5. Okay, thanks.
1

Player: Where did you say I could find Avan again?

1

Player: I am still working on it.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting mutated zygomites; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Thanks for your time, Bardur.
  3. Maybe I could buy one off you?
1

Padulah: Oh, nothing.

1

Player: Hello again Brother Kojo.

1

Player: I'll bear it in mind.

1

Guard: What was that!

1

Guard: And then I'll let you out. You can go back to work with the other slaves then!

1

Kruk: However, I'm afraid that this is the end of the line for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where should I look for Filliman Tarlock again?
  3. Explain to me what a Ghast is again.
  4. What's the story with Mort Myre?
  5. What's the story with Filliman Tarlock?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Player: Oh nothing ... I'm just passing by.

1

Player: I'll leave you to it then...

1
  1. Saradomin plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Nieve: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Dreven: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Brother Kojo: You can have this one! It's the display model.

1

Player: Oh no! A giant space-spider is eating the moon!

1

Jokul: No, if it grew on here I would have known.

1

Vannaka: You're still hunting ogres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Any chance of a hand?

1

Player: Oh! I... see. I'll remember to dilute it then.

1

Simon Templeton: Cheers mate!

1

Ava: Here's my shop.

1

Player: You will help me sooner or later gnome!

1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Daerkin wants some spicy crunchies.

1

Skulgrimen: Hello again %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Come to see what's for sale?

1
  1. Warrior helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Daer Krand: Well-met!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. See you later.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is it okay if I pray at your altar?
  3. How are things?
  4. Is there anything I can do for you?
  5. Any word from Menaphos and the slaves?
  6. Could I have another lamp?
1

Watchtower Wizard: May you have success in your task.

1
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Cecilia: Then you must have come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland!

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

1

Rhonen: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Vasquen: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Why did you have to pick Rologarth's brain of all brains?!?

1

Vasquen: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

The Monkey's Uncle: Well I don't give a monkey's uncle!

1

Genie: I like to think of myself more as an evil and scary sort of genie, who people talk about in hushed and fearful tones.

1

Selena: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Yes, I'm sure you will... Good luck!

1

Guard Vemmeldo: Thank you. Be vigilant.

1
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
1

Genie: Hey, no casting spells on my house!

1

Konar quo Maten: The Smoke Dungeon is located west of Pollnivneach.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Please wait...
1

Herman Caranos: You seem fairly tough, but you're still not what I'm looking for.

1
  1. Ardougne knight platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Ayesha: I want 8 snape grass for that.

1

Leagues Tutor: Certainly, I have a number of unique rewards which you can purchase using points earned competing in a League. Here is what is available.

1

Player: Er, whatever.

1
  1. One tentacle will be DESTROYED if they combine.
  2. Okay.
  3. Cancel.
1

Oracle: Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...

1

Larxus: So you want to accept the challenge huh? Well there are some specific rules for these Champion fights. For this fight you're only allowed to use Ranged attacks, no Melee or Magic. Do you still want to proceed?

1

King Arthur: Thank you for retrieving the Grail! You shall be long remembered as one of the greatest heroes amongst the Knights of the Round Table!

1
  1. Show kill/death ratio on overlay?
  2. Yes, show it.
  3. No, don't show it.
1

Lofu: Monkeys these days... you'll be acting like one of those awful Gnomes next...

1

Meegle: Ah, just in time for a break. Thank you.

1

Tarquin: How should I know? I would not consort with such a base fellow!

1

Spirit of Scorpius: The symbol of our Lord has been blessed with power!

1

Bunkwicket: Can't you see I'm busy?

1

Player: What can I say? I'm a lot tougher than I look.

1

Drezel: Thank you. I need 27 more.

1

Arianwyn: Well don't take too long. Every second we waste is a big risk.

1

Vannaka: Lesser Demons are magic creatures so they are weak to magical attacks. Though they're relatively weak they are still dangerous.

1

Avan: Your gauntlets have already been forged by me.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting trolls; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Aww. Poor Squishy.

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wall Beasts.

1

Turael: You'll need to hand over both a mithril axe and holy symbol of Saradomin. You don't have a symbol in your pack, so I'm not able to help.

1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Clay golem: I was never programmed to appreciate the city. My only purpose was the destruction of the demon, and that is achieved!

1
  1. Rune plateskirt (g)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Bob: Hello %USERNAME%. You should head to Rellekka. The fleet will be departing soon.

1

Khazard Guard: You're him. The one who murdered the General's pet.

1

Hell-kitten: Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.

1

Ali the Mayor: Perhaps you should talk to him, I'm sure he's keen to hear word of his nephew.

1

Kaylee: What...what am I saying? I just gave you the secret!

1
  1. Are you sure? You have 200.
  2. No, I'll spend my archaic points in the original shop.
  3. Yes, I want to discard all my archaic points.
1

Turael: Scorpions are almost always poisonous, their hard carapace makes them resistant to crushing and stabbing attacks.

1

Player: Unfortunately the book definitely said SUPERcompost.

1

Eblis: Stranger... Do not abuse my generosity... I cannot possibly sell it for less than 80,000 gold.

1

Herman Caranos: You seem fairly tough, but I don't think you know enough about diplomacy. I'd be sending you to beg a favour from a very important man.

1
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Maid: Oh! Oh, thank you sir, thank you!

1

Ruantun: I have no ussse for that...

1

Player: Wait, I want to ask you a question.

1

Trufitus: If you search for somewhere like this, you may find something worth investigating.

1

Tomas Lawry: There is something I could use some help with. However, you're not really the person I need for this task.

1

Droalak: Take that scroll to Jorral in the outpost.

1

Zul-Gutusolly: My brother was chosen as a sacrifice to Zulrah, but now the priests say you're going to sacrifice yourself first. You ruined everything!

1

Squire: We send launchers from our outpost to the nearby islands. If you go and wait in the lander there that'd really help.

1

Player: That's interesting to know.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what's good to hunt around here?
  3. How can I improve my chances of making a capture?
  4. Thanks for your help.
1

Father Reen: A demonic sigil?!

1

Arhein: Many thanks for bringing me the weather report, one of my associates has taken some T.R.A.S.H to your Gnome Glider Pilot friend on White Wolf mountain. Once again, many thanks for your help.

1

Garkor: There's no time for chatting, %USERNAME%! You need to get back to the Gnome Stronghold!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What should I do now?
  3. What kind of enemy do we face?
1

Player: Well, sooooorry...

1

Curator Haig Halen: Well, you can't have it! This museum never lets go of its treasures.

1

Drunken Dwarf's Leg: Now you want anything else?

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rockslugs.

1
  1. Set Lunar Isle teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Err... Yeah...

1

Ermin: Ahhh. Thank you, I'll take few minutes from spinning to enjoy this.

1

Player: Perhaps I should speak to the professor first.

1

Player: I don't really fancy climbing down a well in the middle of the desert for no good reason...

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: Okay, show me the prices of logs.

1

Lucy: Coming right up ma'am! That's two gold please.

1

Al Shabim: Well, we are all very busy most of the time, tending to the pineapples. They are grown in a secret location, to stop thieves from raiding our most precious prize.

1

Hellcat: No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hobgoblins.

1

Gnome on a rack: Well when you have it all I'll fix that thing, but please don't tickle me any more.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some toadflax. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Player: No thanks, I can get that much cheaper elsewhere.

1

Player: I have already searched this place.

1

Leela: Thank you, Al-Kharid will forever owe you for your help. I think that if there is ever anything that needs to be done, you will be someone they can rely on.

1

Soldier (tier 5): I'll be here if you ever change your mind.

1

Toban: Hahaha! It t'inks it's a match for Toban, does it?

1

Elder Guard: Ah! Ah Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook!

1

Sphinx: I hope that you will come to the understanding that not all the world's problems can be solved by an individual. You've done your bit; it's now up to the Menaphites and the priests of Icthlarin to solve this standoff.

1

Auguste: There you go! You look like a true airship pilot now.

1

Vasquen: I want 3 buckets of compost for that.

1

Saba: Hmph! They'd better!

1

Elder Guard: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Zahur: I've cleaned your avantoe.

1
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Lanthus: Sure, here you go.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 1,250 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-%USERNAME%?

1

Krystilia: You're still hunting steel dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Cheers. Catch you later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What should I do now?
  3. What kind of enemy do we face?
  4. I've lost the sigil.
1

Monkey Archer: Ah Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Elder Guard: Ah Ah! Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook!

1

Player: I don't have enough money I'm afraid.

1

Gileth: I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.

1

Vannaka: You're still hunting hobgoblins; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Gnome: Blurssh berry.

1

Mattimeo: ...Oh, you're still here. What was that? Oh yes, bye for now!

1

Ava: Thanks for the help with my bed; see you again.

1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Daerkin wants some choc chip crunchies.

1

Steve: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Toban: Small t'ing, you lie to me! I always says that small t'ings are big trouble.

1

Captain Dalbur: That fellow over by that stall says he's setting up a magic carpet business. He said his name was Ali Morrisane.

1
  1. Pay 50,000 x Coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't pay.
1
  1. Status: 39 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Ancient platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Silver merchant: You know you can use that enchanted key you have all over Gielinor. Who knows what you might find?

1

Squire: I'm afraid not, my lady. Once you have won, you cannot re-enter.

1

Denath: Ignoramus! Are you incapable of even the simplest task? The incantation is Tarren Caldar Camerinthum Agrith- Naar Nahudu.

1
  1. Rune pickaxe: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crocodiles.

1

Rind the gardener: Hello again, %USERNAME%! Have you been able to deliver that letter yet?

1

Bernald: Oh that's a shame. I hope I find someone soon, otherwise I could lose all this year's crops.

1
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Mazchna: You're still hunting scorpions; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Rosie: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Jennifer: Good thing for you I found it.

1
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Please wait...
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Ardougne
  4. 3: Camelot
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Observatory professor: I asked for ordinary wooden planks. If you're not sure where to get them, speak to my assistant.

1

Lunderwin: Pity be that, I want badly do.

1

Player: I'm not going to be able to get my rock back with just my bare hands! I'll need to get something to fish it out.

1

Caleb: As you wish. Let me know if you change your mind.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  3. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Ardougne
  5. Cancel
1

Kruk: Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Ook!

1

Drunken Ali: Cheers for the beers!

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Player: I might bear that in mind for next time.

1

Elder Guard: Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
1

Elder Guard: Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Garkor: I don't know. I truly don't know.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  3. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
1

Lazim: It should be made from the same granite as the statue's head was.

1
  1. Dive without diving gear?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, dive anyway, and don't ask this again.
  4. No, don't dive.
1

Krystilia: You're still hunting basilisks; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Uhm... of course I do.

1

Grish: Whas you's shuvvin wizzy stuff in Grish face...is a pretty one but dat's more stuff for da wizzy's dan Grish.

1

Emblem Trader: And, if you had no emblems to drop, 20,000 coins will be taken from your Coffer instead, and given to your killer.

1

Gaius: Very well, but do please call again.

1

Kruk: Ah Uh Ah! Ook. Ook. Ah Uh Ah!

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1
  1. Assignment: 170 x Bloodveld
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Dunstan: I'll need %NUMBER_COMMA% coins to repair that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Antipoison(4)': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 15 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Kruk: Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook! Ah Ah!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Actually, no thanks.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting monkeys; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Turgall: Bear in mind that the power box is very heavy, so you may have trouble transporting it by grappling hook. And the fuse is very delicate so you shouldn't try to squeeze through any narrow openings with it.

1

Ava: You are an odd one. I'll be here if you remember what you wanted.

1

Slave: Because once they're back, we'll have to start working again.

1

Haskell: Begone exile, you're no brother to me.

1

Thora the Barkeep: Begone exile, you're no brother to me.

1

Sandy: Then go away!

1

Lyra: I want one basket of apples for that.

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Kruk: Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1
  1. Status: 37 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

1

Vannaka: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Zahur: You don't have enough money for me to clean any more herbs.

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook. Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. Te salt: Really drop it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Justine: Hey, that door's for staff only!

1

Elder Guard: Ah! Ah Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1

Evil Dave: Yes, O master! As soon as I get this summoning thing to work, my army of evil UNDEAD CHAOS ZOMBIE DEMON ASSASSINS OF DARKNESS will overrun the world! Mwuhahahahaaa!

1

Al Kharid Camel: Oh my, oh my. These youngsters today and their new- fangled gadgets!

1

Elder Guard: Ook Ah Ook! Ook! Ah Ah! Ah! Ook Ah Ook!

1

Elder Guard: Ook! Ook. Ook. Ook Ah Uh! Ook. Ook Ah Ook!

1
  1. Assignment: 213 x Nechryael
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Kitty : Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.

1

Dugopul: Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook. Ook Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1

Dugopul: Ook Ah Ook! Ook. Ook Ah Uh! Ook.

1

Elder Guard: Ook Ah Ook! Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Salve Graveyard
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Catherby
  5. Cancel
1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Daerkin wants a chocolate bomb.

1

Elder Guard: Ah! Ah! Ah Ah! Ah Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Drew: I am holding onto 21,339 buckets for ya. Why would ya want so many buckets?

1

Elder Guard: Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Hellcat: I can remember them, I'll make a list.

1

Kruk: Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah! Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Oobapohk: Ook! Ook Ook! Ook Ook! Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Uh!

1

Daga: Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Uh! Ook. Ook!

1

Elder Guard: Ook. Ook! Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Ring of dueling(8)': 5 coins
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about different weapon types I can use?
  3. Please tell me about skillcapes.
  4. Bye.
1

Monkey Archer: Ook! Ah Ah! Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Ook!

1

Shnaz : See you later Bob.

1

Kruk: Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ah! Ook! Ook Ook!

1

Dugopul: Ook! Ook Ook! Ook. Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook!

1

Kruk: Ook. Ook. Ah! Ook. Ook Ook! Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

1

Elder Guard: Ook! Ah Ah! Ook! Ook. Ah! Ah Ah!

1
  1. Fletching cape
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Kruk: Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Blackjack seller: Now if you don't mind I'll be getting back to work. Thank you.

1
  1. Your coffer is empty.
  2. Add one use: 20 coins
  3. Add 175 uses: 3,500 coins
  4. Cancel
1

Monkey Archer: Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Ook!

1

Prince Ali: I owe you my life for that escape. You cannot help me this time, they know who you are. Go in peace, friend of Al-Kharid.

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ah!

1
  1. Really donate 5,000,000 coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Kruk: Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ook.

1

Monkey Child: Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. Are you sure?
  2. Please wait...
  3. On second thoughts, better not.
1

Elder Guard: Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

1

Next

  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
15413
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5657
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
2681
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
2482
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
1961
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1780
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1657
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1497

Player: Hi, I...

1290
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
1207
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
988
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
835
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
643
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
536
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
474
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
470
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
452

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

418

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

367
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
361
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
349

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

327
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
298
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
291
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
291
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
283
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
251

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

243
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
225
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
220
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
195
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
195

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

193
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
183
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
180

Player: Hi!

170
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
163

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

163

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

161
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
160

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

132

Cam the Camel: *makes camel noises*

132

Gem trader: Good day to you traveller. Would you be interested in buying some gems?

128

Player: Hi.

127

Ali Morrisane: Good day and welcome back to Al Kharid.

127
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
125
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Gauntlets
122

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

120

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

116

Observatory professor: Hello.

110
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
106

Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

104

Player: Hello there, what's going on here?

103

Ali Morrisane: Hello again my friend. I see you have not found my troublesome nephew. Have you any news of his whereabouts?

102
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
100

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

96
  1. Status: 13 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
96

Player: Hello.

93
  1. Status: 16 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
92
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
90
  1. Status: 20 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
88

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

87
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
83

Player: Phew! I just made it.

82

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

81

Avan: So how are you doing getting me my perfect gold jewelry?

81
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
80
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
80
  1. Pay 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.
  2. Yes
  3. No
80
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
80
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
78

Breive: Hey, you don't *cough* wanna go in there without *cough* some kind of protection from the smoke. Your lungs aren't as tough as *wheeze* mine.

78
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
78
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
77
  1. Status: 9 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
77

Grish: Hey, you's creature got da old fings?

77
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
76
  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
76
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
75
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
75
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
75
  1. Status: 6 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
75
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
74
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
74
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
74

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

73
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
72
  1. Status: 18 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
72

Dr Ford: Hello. What brings you to my surgery today?

72

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

70
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
70
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
69

Player: Hello there.

68

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

67
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
67

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

67

Shantay: Well done.

67
  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
67
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
66

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

66

Uri: Actions have consequences.

65

Player: What's going on here?

65

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

65

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

65

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

65

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

65

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

64

Player: What's my current farming contract?

64

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

64
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
64

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

64

Jeed: Congratulations, you have come to the right place!

64

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

63
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
63
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
62
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
62
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
62

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

61
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
61
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
60
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
60
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
60

Uri: Can you stand me?

60

Avan: I have received word from my father of your assistance to our family in this matter. You have my thanks for restoring our honour.

60

Uri: What's cheese?

58

Uri: I have a story about that.

58

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

58
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
57

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

57

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

57
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
57

Vannaka: 'Ello, can I help you?

57

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

56

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

56
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
56

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

56

Uri: *sneezes* What?

55
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
55

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

55

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

55

Osman: Well done. A great rescue. I will remember you if I have anything dangerous to do.

55
  1. Status: 2 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
55

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you to collect. If I had any of your items, but you died before collecting them from me, I'd lose them.

54
  1. Status: 23 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
54
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
53

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

53

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

53

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

53
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
52
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
51
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
50
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chat about Gliders
  3. Hey there, did you get your T.R.A.S.H?
50
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
49

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

49

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

48

Uri: Loser says what.

48

Player: I think it wants some attention.

47
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
47
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
47

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left the shrine. Did Zulrah reject your sacrifice?

46
  1. Status: 25 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
46
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
45
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
45
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
44

Grish: Yous creature dun da fing yet? Da zogries going in da ground?

44

Player: King Narnode!

44

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

43
  1. Status: 26 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
42
  1. Status: 27 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
42

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

41

Bartender: What can I get you?

41

Guard: I suppose I might as well let you pass now, since I can't seem to stop you anyway.

41

Irena: Boo hoo! Oh dear, my only daughter....

41

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

40
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
40
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
40

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

39
  1. Are you sure? You won't get that item back.
  2. Yes
  3. No
39
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
38
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
38
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Ask the camel about its dung.
  3. Say something unpleasant.
  4. Neither - I'm a polite person.
38

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

37

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

37

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

37
  1. Let the sigil teleport you when worn?
  2. Yes
  3. No.
37
  1. Status: 28 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
36
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
36
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
35
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
35

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

35
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
35

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

35
  1. Really uncharge the trident?
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
34

Player: I think it's hungry!

34

Avan: I have received word from my father that you assisted us again! I get the feeling you weren't going to stop trying until you did though.

34
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
33

Father Reen: Excuse me, I'm looking for %USERNAME%. I have an urgent job for him.

33

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

32
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
32

Player: So, you're doing laundry, eh?

32

Shantay Guard: Hello there! What can I do for you?

32

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

31

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

31
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
31

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

31

Shantay: Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the dangers you can face.

30
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
30

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

29

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

29
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
29

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

29

Brother Omad: Ah! Here you go!

29

Ogre guard: Oi! Little thing. If you want to cross here, you must pay me 20 gold pieces first!

29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
28
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
28

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

28

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

28

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

28

Player: Why would I want to forfeit? I'm not in a duel!

28

Ranael: Well done.

28
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
28

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

28

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

28

Player: Can I come through this gate?

28

Grew: The morsel is back. Does it have our tooth for us?

28

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome back, adventurer.

28

Ayesha: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

28
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
28

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

27
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
27

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

27

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

27

Brother Kojo: Ah! Here you go!

27

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

27

Strange Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

27

Og: Why you here, little t'ing?

27

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

26

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

26

Player: Hello there! General Khazard sent me.

26

Solus Dellagar: You again???

26
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
26

Player: Hello. Are you Droalak?

26
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
26

Dr Ford: You look healthy to me!

26
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
25

Shantay: Hello effendi, I am Shantay.

25
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
25

Nieve: Are you ready to go, %USERNAME%?

25

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

25

Player: Hey, here you go! I brought you some of the potion which should cure the disease. You said that you would buy some from me.

25

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

25
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Please wait...
25

Player: I have convinced the ogres and trolls not to form an alliance with the monkeys.

25
  1. Select an Option
  2. General conversation.
  3. I need to talk to you about a mattress.
25
  1. Status: 37 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
25
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
25

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

24
  1. Pay 6 cadava berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
24

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

24

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

24
  1. Leave the Gnome Stronghold?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
24

Sir Vyvin: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

23

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Desert Achievement Diary!

23
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
23

Lumbridge Guide: I'm supposed to be the local source of knowledge, but I cannot even solve this puzzle! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

23
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Icyene Graveyard.
23

Player: I managed to get a copy of the original rota. Your hours changed a week ago!

23

Lanthus: Good day, how may I help you?

23

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

22

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

22
  1. Do you want to fight the Hespori?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes (Don't show this again).
  4. No.
22

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

22

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

22

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

22
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
22
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Cancel.
22

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

22

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

22

Hassan: Greetings I am Hassan, Chancellor to the Emir of Al- Kharid.

22
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. What do you think of Ali Morrisane?
  4. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  5. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
22

Player: Ook Ook!

22

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

21

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

21

Maze Guardian: Well done on releasing me. Would you like to try another maze?

21
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
21
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
21

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

21

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

21

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

21

Mayor Hobb: Ah, so good of you to finally join us %USERNAME%. To be honest, I never thought you'd make it this far.

21

Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Very well done, take this.

21

Player: Hey, Rantz, I've lost the 'stabbie chucker', do you have another one please?

21

Shantay: Sorry friend, you'll need more inventory space to buy a pass.

21
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
20

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

20
  1. Dragon scimitar
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
20
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why are you hanging around in a scorpion pit?
  3. I'm looking for a man named Avan Fitzharmon.
20
  1. Status: 29 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
20

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
19

Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

19

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

19

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

19

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

19
  1. Do you want to turn the smoke overlay off?
  2. Yes, hide the smoke overlay.
  3. No, leave it on.
19

Solus Dellagar: This is getting very tiresome!

19

Wise Old Man: Ah! Here you go!

19

Osman: Well done; we can make the key now.

19
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
18

Mosol Rei: Run! Run for your life! Save yourself! I'll keep them back as long as I can...

18
  1. Status: 34 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
18

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

18

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

18

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

18
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
18

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

18

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

18

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

18

Shantay: Sorry friend, the Shantay Pass is 5 gold coins. You don't seem to have enough money!

18
  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
18

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

17

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You're on your own now JalYt, prepare to fight for your life!

17

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

17

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

17
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
17

Hans: Well done, here you go.

17
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
17
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
17
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to talk about sq'irks.
  3. I want to talk to you about Sophanem.
17

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

17

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

17

Culinaromancer: This will be your death!

17
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
17
  1. Status: 31 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
17

Death: So, mortal... you have died, as all mortals do. As you have suffered the loss of some items on this occasion, I have brought you here to explain for you how that works.

16
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
16
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
16
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
16

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

16

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

16

Ogre guard: Yous needs ta stay away from dis place...yous get da sickies and mebe yous goes to dead if yous da unlucky fing.

16

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

16

Drunken Dwarf: I'm supposhed to sholve this for a bet *hic* but I'm feeling a lil eh. Help me!

16

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

16
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
16

Hassan: You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins.

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you take me on the glider?
  3. Why are gliders better than other transport?
  4. Sorry, I don't want anything now.
16

Monkey Archer: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chat about Gliders
  3. I have a special tea here for you from Sanfew!
16

Player: Hello there. Are you the brother of Dron?

16
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
16

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

15

Player: Hello there!

15

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

15

Player: Hello!

15

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

15

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

15

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

15

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

15

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

15

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

15

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

15
  1. Dragon battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
15
  1. Climb into the fissure?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go!
  3. No thanks, I'm having second thoughts.
15
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
15

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

15

Gerrant: You've done it!

15
  1. It looks dangerous, are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I'm as hard as nails.
  3. No, I'm going to run away and cry.
15

Hassan: Hey, while you have our gratitude for saving the prince, you must earn our trust more fully before the Emir will tolerate you climbing through his windows like a thief!

15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello again.
  3. What are you selling?
  4. Ok, thanks.
15

Grish: Hey yous creatures da good un...

15
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
14

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change view.
  3. Exit.
14
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
14

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

14

Spirit tree: You're already here.

14

Alec Kincade: Greetings adventurer. Welcome to the Myths' Guild.

14

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

14

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

14

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

14

Roavar: M-my lord Malak, what brings you here?

14

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

14

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

14

Blurberry: Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.

14

Oronwen: Hello, can I help?

14

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

14

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Desert achievement diary!

14

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

14

Rantz: Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy?

14

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

14

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I've got some stuff you left at the shrine earlier. You should get it back from me before sacrificing yourself again.

14
  1. Status: 35 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
14
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
13

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
13

Falo the Bard: I really hope you can help me. Please show me the object my song is about!

13
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
13

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

13

Player: Hi there, looks like you're in some trouble.

13

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

13

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

13

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

13
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
13

Eluned:

13

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

13

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Drakes.

13

Player: I found Ruantun in Draynors sewers. He made me this pot, now where can I get some fresh blood to fill it with?

13

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

13
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
13

Player: Hello?

13

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

13

Cook: Great! You're back!

13

Og: Where my gold from dat dirty Toban?

13
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
13

Fairy Godfather: Ah! Here you go!

13

Grug: Ukk...I's dun fer...me's don't feel legsies anymore!

13

Avan: Here you go!

13

Player: Mr Progress Hat? Hello?

13
  1. Status: 38 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
13

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

12

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

12

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

12
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
12

Fycie: Human done good!

12

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

12

King Narnode Shareen: How is the mission going, %USERNAME%?

12
  1. There's a free space, do you want to join?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
12

Roavar: Here you go!

12

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

12
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
12

Saniboch: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

12

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

12

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

12

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

12

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

12

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Catacombs of Kourend.

12
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 75 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
12

Player: Hello there, I found this tankard in an ogre tomb cavern. It has the emblem of this Inn on it and I wondered if you knew anything about it?

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
12
  1. Status: 39 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
12

Daero: Hello again, adventurer. Would you like to return to the hangar?

12

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

11
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

11

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

11

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

11

Uglug Nar: Me's not got no glug-glugs to sell, yous bring me da sickies glug-glug den me's open da stufsies for ya.

11

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

11
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
11
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
11

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

11

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to the fleet?

11

Duradel: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

11

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

11

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

11

Strange Old Man: Dig, dig, dig.

11

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

11

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

11

Breive: *cough* whatcha want? *hack*

11

Captain Errdo: Ah, how embarrassing.

11

Player: Where can you take me?

11
  1. You will lose all of your items dropped if you die!
  2. I know I'm risking everything I have.
  3. I need to prepare some more.
11

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

10

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

10

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
10
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
10

Gypsy Aris: Here, have this.

10

Father Reen: Excuse me, I'm looking for %USERNAME%. I have an urgent job for her.

10

Player: Urrrgggg.

10

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

10

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

10

Player: What's this? The bridge is out - I'll need to find another way in. I can see a ladder up there coming out of a hole; there must be a tunnel that leads here...

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
10

Sigli the Huntsman: Answer this, please.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Do you know how many lizardmen I've killed?
10
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
10

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

10

Gabooty: Hey there. If you can solve a question for me then you can move on.

10

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

10

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

10

Player: Hello, who are you?

10

Solus Dellagar: Well you ARE a persistent fellow aren't you?

10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

10
  1. Status: 33 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Tristan.
  3. Talk about something else.
10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

10

Strange Old Man: Pst, wanna hear a secret?

10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

10

Elissa: Hello there.

10

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

10
  1. Status: 32 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
10

Kob: What you do here, human?

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
10

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

10
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

9
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

9

Horacio: Here, have this.

9

Gnome ball referee: Right, you haven't finished quite yet.

9

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

9
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
9
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Justine: Hey, I'm Justine. I've got some rewards here for fighters who've done well in Lisa's Last Man Standing game. Wanna see?

9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

9
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
9

Flippa: You want play game of pinball, %USERNAME%?

9

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

9

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

9

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

9
  1. Combine Darklight with three ancient shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Bert: Eeee, wha' shall I do! I'll mos' certainly lose tha job...

9

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

9

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

9

Marisi: I have a question for you.

9
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
9

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

9

Hunding: Well done.

9

Player: Hi

9

Strange Old Man: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

9
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
9

Karim: Would you like to buy a nice kebab? Only one gold.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Competitive (free entry)
  3. Casual
  4. Cancel
9
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
9

Justine: Hey, that door's for staff only!

9
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
8

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

8
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
8
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
8

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

8

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

8

Gallow: I have a question for you.

8
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
8

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

8

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

8

Ghost captain: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

8

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

8

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

8

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

8

Nieve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

8

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

8
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
8

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

8

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

8

Woman: Oh thank you, you have freed me!

8

Strange Old Man: Knock knock.

8

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

8
  1. Status: 36 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

8

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend.

8

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

8

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Desert achievement diary!

8
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
8

Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.

8

Solus Dellagar: Well you ARE a persistent madam aren't you?

8

Waydar: Shall we return to Crash Island?

8

Jaraah: You look healthy to me!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
8
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

7

King Awowogei: Err Where am I? Ooh! Roasted Stuffed Snake, lovely.

7

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah...blah!

7

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

7

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Jellies in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
7

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Waterfiends.

7

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Gargoyles in the Slayer Tower.

7

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

7
  1. Boss kill-counts are not blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Filter them.
  3. Do not filter them.
7

Breive: *cough* that isn't your assignment *wheeze*

7

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

7

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

7

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

7

Hajedy: Well done.

7

Sir Kay: I have a question for you.

7

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

7
  1. Pay 7500 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
7

Father Aereck: Here, have this.

7

Nieve: I love farming, but I need some help!

7

Player: Is there anybody there?

7

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

7

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

7

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

7

Player: Do I know you?

7

Player: This looks complete! I should head back to the Chieftain and see what he thinks.

7

Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.

7

Knight: Cough... Hey, over here.

7

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

7

Cook: Well done.

7

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

7

Barman: Good day to you. What can I get you to drink?

7

Dominic Onion: I have a question for you.

7

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

7

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

7
  1. Where do you want to go? (1 shard)
  2. Demons' Run
  3. Dragons' Den
  4. Reeking Cove
  5. The Shallows
7

Mawrth: Here, have this.

7

Player: How do I leave?

7

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
7
  1. Current charge: %NUMBER%/2500
  2. Pay 250,000 coins to recharge it.
  3. Don't pay.
7
  1. Your gear loadout selection is invalid.
  2. Fix your loadout before playing.
  3. Play now, without a full loadout.
7

Lumo: Bunkdo?

7

Surgeon General Tafani: You look healthy to me!

7

Player: Hi, are you busy?

7
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
6

Player: Hello Veos.

6
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
6

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

6

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

6

Assistant Marrow: Do you want to use the balloon? Just so you know, some locations require special logs and high Firemaking skills.

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
6

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

6

Player: Hello there. Have you heard of Camorra?

6

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

6
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 520,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about Recipe for Disaster.
  3. Talk about something else.
6

Player: Are you alright?

6

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

6

Culinaromancer: You should not meddle in affairs that do not concern you!

6

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

6

Bob Barter (herbs): Two plus two is four, minus one that's three...

6

King Roald: Is there a reason for you being here?

6

Player: Hey Pete what you doing here?

6

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

6

High Priest: Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island.

6

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

6

Vyrewatch: Need something?

6

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
6

Squire: I have a question for you.

6

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

6
  1. Do you want to enter the cavern?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
6

Hickton: I have a question for you.

6

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

6

Player: I think it's really hungry!

6

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

6

Tindel Marchant: Hello there! Welcome to my special antiques boutique.

6

Daga: Here, have this!

6

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

6
  1. Go DEEP into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Cam the Camel: *makes happier camel noises*

6

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon.

6

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

6

Hans: Well done.

6

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

6

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

6
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to stay here.
6

Fossegrimen: What can I do for you?

6

Nieve: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

6

Wyson the gardener: If I'm not mistaken, you've got some body parts from a big mole there! I'll trade it for bird nests if ye likes. Or was ye wantin' some woad leaves instead?

6

Player: Hello there. My name's %USERNAME%.

6

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

6

Silver merchant: Silver! Silver! Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin!

6

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor Achievement Diary!

6

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

6

Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

6

Player: Erm, excuse me Mr Progress Hat?

6

Assistant: I'm sorry, no weapons or armour may be worn to Entrana. Come back when you have laid them down.

6

Watchtower Wizard: Hello again. Did the potion work?

6
  1. Rune full helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
6

Player: Greetings...

6

Player: Mr Progress Hat... sir?

6

Ali Morrisane: Any word on my good nephew?

6

A'abla: You look healthy to me!

6

Lumo: Wow. I swear we've seen him 5 times already.

6

Rohak: Hello again, youngster.

6

Torrell: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

6

Osman: The prince is safe and on his way home with Leela. You can pick up your payment from the chancellor.

6

Player: Hi assistant.

6
  1. Return to the Clan Wars area?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

5

Taria: I have a question for you.

5
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
5

Juna: Tell me... a story...

5

Gypsy: %USERNAME%, I must warn you, inside that dimension you will have no assistance from the gods, and your prayers will not work at all!

5

Luthas: Congratulations.

5

Flax keeper: I have a question for you.

5

Goreu: Here, solve this.

5

Edmond: Can I help you?

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons in the Lithkren Vault.

5

Player: Hello again.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

5

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

5
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
5

Player: Good day, wanderer.

5
  1. Climb down the cliff?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Kaylee: I have a question for you.

5

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll be fine without a tinderbox.
  3. I'll come back with a tinderbox.
5

Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.

5

Duke: King Awowogei has ordered me to offer you some advanced combat training. You can have two training sessions with me, so please choose the kind of training you'd like for your first session.

5

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Mimic.
  3. What are you?
  4. I don't think I want that.
5

Emily: Heya! What can I get you?

5
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

5

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

5
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
5

Gertrude: Well done.

5

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

5

Player: Hi there.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
5

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

5

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

5

Captain Daerkin: Excellent. Just what I need whilst watching the duels.

5

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

5
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

5

Player: Look, I found the White Pearl fruit!

5
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
5

Silk trader: Do you want to buy any fine silks?

5

Cook: Hello friend, how is the adventuring going?

5

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Horrors.

5

Hassan: Hey, do not treat the Emir's palace like a climbing frame for children, whoever you are!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Add all pages.
  3. Remove pages.
5

Romeo: Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet? Have you seen my Juliet?

5

Player: Hello again Askeladden.

5

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

5

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

5

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a square sandwich on me.

5
  1. Return to the prison?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Oronwen: Answer this, please.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go Diving.
  3. Talk about something else.
5

Bartender: Nicely solved!

5
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
5
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
5

Jarr: Hello!

5
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
5
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 580,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
5
  1. Are you sure you wish to open it?
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
5

King Narnode Shareen: Adventurer! It is good to see you again.

5

Strange Old Man: What? I didn't ask for a book!

5

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

5

Elkoy: Please help us get our orb back.

5

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter the dungeon.
  3. Enter, and don't see this warning again.
  4. Stay out.
5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Zanaris.

5

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Western Achievement Diary!

5

Guard Vemmeldo: Please help me with this!

5

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66 for admittance to the guild. The magical energy inside the guild is unsafe for anyone below that level. For any other business please ring for attention.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

5
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
5

Avan: You don't have any gauntlets I can imbue.

5

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

5
  1. Status: 20 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
5

Shantay Guard: Go talk to Shantay. I'm on duty and I don't have time to talk to the likes of you!

5

Player: Take a look at this dead chicken I've got.

5

Avan: I'll want 25,000 coins to change your gauntlets.

5

Man: What? Can't you see I'm busy?

5
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
4

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

4

Vyrewatch: Halt! Halt, I say!

4

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

4
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
4
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
4

General Hining: Before I will help you, you must complete this for me.

4

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

4

Player: Excuse me...

4
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the west.

4

Baraek: I must ask you something...

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
4

Player: Good day.

4

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
4
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Cook: I've always wondered how many cannons the castle has. Could you find out for me?

4

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
4

Otto Godblessed: Ah! Here you go!

4

Ewesey: Here you go.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Build
  3. Cancel
4

Player: I should get Nieve before I head out there.

4

Player: Veliaf? What are you doing here?

4
  1. Are you sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
4

Keeper of Keys: No adventurers are inside the cave.

4

Kangai Mau: Congrats. Here!

4

Nieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

4

Brimstail: Well done!

4

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
4
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
4

Donovan the Family Handyman: Here you go.

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

4

Malak: Ah, the wandering hero returns! I take it you have dispatched poor old Dessous for me?

4

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

4

Bartender: What can I do yer for?

4

Bartender: I suppose you'll be wanting some Fire Brandy. That'll cost you 12 coins.

4

Thormac: Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me?

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
4

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

4

Raulyn: wooooo ooo woo-woo

4

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

4

Luminata: Here, solve this.

4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
4

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

4

Player: You there, stop!

4

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in Taverley Dungeon.

4

Player: Hello. How are you?

4

Cook: Very well done, take this.

4
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
4

Ogre guard: Stop, creature! Only ogres and their friends allowed in this city. Show me a sign of companionship, like a lost relic or somefing, and you may pass.

4

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

4
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

4

Spirit tree: Hello gnome friend. Where would you like to go?

4

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

4

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

4
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in Keldagrim.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
4

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

4

Player: That looks disgusting, but it's what the cook asked for...

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
4

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Minions of Scabaras.

4

Legends guard: ! ! ! Attention ! ! !

4

Gunnjorn: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

4
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
4

Player: I can take you to Burgh de Rott.

4
  1. Status: 2 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
4

Lowe: Here you go!

4
  1. Would you like to make a Lunar helm?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Hajedy: You need 200 coins to travel to Shilo Village.

4
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
4

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

4

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Disable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
4

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

4

Ali Morrisane: Hello, my friend. Have a look at my wares.

4
  1. Set Zul-Andra teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. What do we need for the monkey talisman?
4

Vannaka: Here, have this.

4

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter anyway.
  3. Stay outside.
4

Dark Mage: Can I help you with something, traveller? I am experimenting with dark magic; it is a dangerous craft, and I prefer not to be disturbed.

4

Evil Dave: Ah! Here you go!

4

Gypsy: You will need to feed King Awowogei his favourite dish.

4

Player: Sylas! I found the golden goblin!

4

Pilg: Dey got me in da belly, mees gutsies feel like had a dead dead dog dinner.

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

4
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
4

Keeper of Keys: 1 adventurer is inside the cave.

4

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend.

4

Rewards Guardian: Have you spoken to my fellow guardian downstairs?

4
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
4

Homunculus: You no haveee the two materials need.

4

Olaf Hradson: Who is that? Identify yourself!

4

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any quests for me?
  3. Other
4

Jarvald: Ah, %FREMENNIK_NAME%! Such glorious battle makes you feel glad of life, does it not?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Please wait...
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
4
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
4

Klarense: So, are you interested in buying a ship? Now, I'll be straight with you: she's not quite seaworthy right now, but give her a bit of work and she'll be the nippiest ship this side of Port Khazard.

4

Gianne jnr.: Hello, welcome to Aluft Aloft, the gnome food delivery service. We deliver gnome foods to customers all over Gielinor. Do you want a job? We are always looking for new staff.

4

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow! A real captain!
  3. You there!
  4. Hey ugly!
4

Tower guard: You can't go up there. That's private, that is.

4

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Western achievement diary!

4
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
4

Player: You still hangin' around the tower?

4

Ogre guard: It's the small creature; you may pass.

4

Alain: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

4

Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...

4

Barker: Here, have this.

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Can you tell me about your crossbow?
  4. Tell me about the ammo for your crossbow.
  5. I'll be off now, excuse me.
4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4
  1. Return to the battle?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4
  1. Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
4
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need to ask you about strong plant cures.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
4

Ogre guard: Hey yous tryin' not to get da sickies else yous be da sick-un and mebe get to be a dead-un if yous be da unlucky fing.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I've grown those cabbages like you asked.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
4

Player: Can you take me back to Ape Atoll?

4

The Lady of the Lake: Good day to you madam.

4

Ayesha: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

4
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,950 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Quiz Master: Bye!

4

Droalak: wooo wooo

4

Player: Magnificent invention? I've seen some pretty magnificent things in my time. It'll have to be pretty impressive.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hey, what's going on here?
  3. What are you selling?
  4. Ok, thanks.
4
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
4
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Oak logs
  4. Willow logs
  5. Yew logs
  6. Magic logs
4

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

3

Sirsal Banker: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

3
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
3

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
3

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

3
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Rasolo: Greetings friend. I am Rasolo, the famous merchant. Would you care to see my wares?

3

Pillory Guard: You're under arrest! I've come to lock you up.

3
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
3

Soldier (tier 1): Hello. Do you fancy a fight? It's just a bit of fun, so I can practice melee combat. I'll give you a piece of my armour if you win.

3

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

3

Player: Are you hungry?

3

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

3
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Falador achievement diary!

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Lisse Isaakson: I need your help with this!

3

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, lassie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

3

Oneiromancer: Answer this, please.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

3
  1. Enter the laboratory? The door is notorious for getting jammed.
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Slieve: Hey, go and train somewhere else! I'm not having people mess with my dragons unless a Slayer Master's told them to do it.

3
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
3

Gaius: Here you go.

3
  1. Clean all your herbs at 200 coins each?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

3

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Sacrifice: Here, solve this.

3

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 150 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

3

Wizard Cromperty: Here you go.

3

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

3

Watchtower Wizard: Who are you? Are you one of the new guards?

3

Lovada: Here you go.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

3

Player: I need to return to Crash Island.

3
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
3

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

3

Horphis: I have a question for you.

3
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the combination.
  3. Cancel.
3

Gardener Gunnhild: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

3

Player: Hey little snake!

3

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Dragons.

3

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

3

Logosia: Here you go.

3
  1. Give that bond to %OTHER_USERNAME% as a free gift?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Steve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. In my cave, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

3
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Brine Rats in the Brine Rat Cavern.

3

Lucien: I seek a hero to go on an important mission!

3

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much miss.

3

Thormac: How goes your quest?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
3

Player: Hello Sir, do you run the Sand Corp?

3
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Player: Well, that must have been the 'bad man' that the troll kid was on about... His parents must be up ahead somewhere.

3

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

3

Apprentice: I can't do that now, I'm far too busy sweeping.

3

Captain Bleemadge: Well done!

3

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

3

Al Shabim: Hello Effendi!

3

Culinaromancer: I still have a few tricks left!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

3
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

3

Wingstone: Here, solve this.

3

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. You'd better deal with it before returning.

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Player: What now?

3

Soldier: I see no adventurers in the canyon to the west.

3

Jossik: No... you do not understand...

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

3

Drezel: Ah! Here you go!

3

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Waterfall Dungeon.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
3

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Wilderness Achievement Diary!

3

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about anything else.
3

Kangai Mau: Hello. I Kangai Mau of the Rantuki tribe.

3

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

3

Frog: Please help me. I was transformed into a frog by a well-meaning but sadly frog-obsessed old wizard.

3

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Varrock achievement diary!

3
  1. Mystic robe top (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: Hello, King Narnode.

3

Player: Hey Tiffy, I lost my CommOrb...

3

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Good day Proselyte. Is there anything I can do for you?

3

New recruit Tony: Here, solve this.

3

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

3

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fight the Mimic
  3. Come back later
3

Kaal-Mej-San: The human returns.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
3

Telekinetic Guardian: Congratulations on solving this maze. If you talk to the guardian in the maze, he will take you to the next maze. Anything else you need to know?

3

Culinaromancer: It seems I will have to deal with you myself!

3

Player: Hello, how's it going?

3

Monk of Entrana: Here you go.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Drakes in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

3
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Please wait...
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
3

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
3
  1. Dismantle Tanzanite fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. The scroll is sealed. Do you still want to open it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Hello. What are you doing here?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
3

Lumo: You know, you should really try to avoid being captured.

3

Hunting expert: Whoah there, stranger, careful where you're walking. I almost clobbered you there; thought you were a larupia or something.

3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Dr Fenkenstrain: You teleported me! Twice!

3

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

3

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

3

Nieve: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. Can you make another monkey talisman?
3

Clerris: I have a question for you.

3

TzHaar-Ket: Oy! Get back from there, no JalYt allowed through.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

3

Romeo: Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

3

Femi: Well done!

3

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

3

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
3

Player: Evil Dave? What's he doing on the secret council?

3

Hafuba: Welcome to the temple of Marimbo, child. In less busy times I would bless you, but I have not the luxury of free time at the moment.

3

Player: Hello. You would be Lennissa, I take it?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
3

Lumo: and B - I - N - G - O. I win!

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello, what is this place?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have any quests?
  5. I've released Petra, she should have returned.
  6. Ok, thanks.
3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold of Security.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
3

Romeo: Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?

3

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a baguette on me.

3

Player: Hey, how's it going?

3

Brian: Well done.

3

Shipyard worker: Hey you! What are you up to?

3

Waydar: You should stock up well on food before our journey. I can carry only enough provisions for myself.

3

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

3

Rosie: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

3

Lumo: Wow. I swear we've seen her 5 times already.

3
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
3

Monk: Good day to you adventurer, could you spare the time to help me?

3

Player: I managed to get Rupert's helmet for you.

3

Vyrewatch: Clear off food sack.

3

Captain Ginea: Thank you. That will help us track down more of the gangsters' meetings in future.

3

Ogre guard: Halt! You cannot pass here.

3

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

3

Timfraku: I am the Chief of Tai Bwo Wannai Village! Who dares set foot in my hut?

3

Watchtower Wizard: Any more news?

3

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a chocolate bar on me.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay 875 coins to enter once
  3. Pay 1,000,000 coins for permanent access
  4. Cancel
3

Jarvald: I shouldn't do this... but for old times sake.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
3

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog princess!

3
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Abigale: Help! Help!

3

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

3
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Oak logs
  3. Willow logs
3

Essyllt: Any news yet on our missing dig team?

3

Banisoch: Yes?

3

Oziach: Have ye slayed that dragon yet?

3

Morgan: Very well done, take this.

3

Player: Say, that's a nice helmet.

3

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

3

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

3

Player: Can I speak with you?

3

Duke: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

3

Player: Who's a cute little monkey?

3

King Lathas: The adventurer returns, any news?

3

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Waterfiends in the Kraken Cove.

3

Awusah the Mayor: Many salutations to you sir, what brings you to our little town?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any orchid seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
3

Player: Here is the shoot that Dantaera spoke of. Everything she told me is true - this tree will die once I cut this shoot. Well, here goes...

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have those marigolds for you.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
3

Ghost villager: Why did we have to listen to that maniacal priest?

3
  1. Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
3

Spirit of Scorpius: Who treads upon my grave?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection on.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm quite sure.
  3. No, I think I'll keep it.
3
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
3

Zul-Aniel: It's not often that we see more humans in this place.

3

H.A.M. Guard: Hello Brother, you fit in much better now that you're correctly attired. Before you stuck out like a sore thumb! Keep your eyes peeled though; I've heard there are thieves amongst us!

3

Ayesha: I want 6 cadava berries for that.

3

Player: Excuse me.

3
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Magic logs
3
  1. Torag's helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Ogre guard: Yeah, whats yous wants creatures?

3
  1. Which logs would you like to use up first?
  2. Take logs from my inventory first.
  3. Ask me what logs to use every time.
3

Sabreen: You look healthy to me!

3

Osman: Hello, I am Osman. With what can I assist you?

3
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Assignment: 234 x Abyssal Demons
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Please wait...
3

Hairdresser: Good afternoon sir. In need of a haircut are we? Or perhaps a shave? The service costs 1000 coins.

2

Player: Penguin time!

2

Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

2

Soldier: Oi - you're meant to fight the lizardmen, not us!

2

Observatory professor: Welcome back.

2

Odd Old Man: Can I help you with something?

2

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

2

Player: I can see a lot of foul looking smoke at the bottom of this well.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
2

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

2

Hairdresser: Well done.

2

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

2

High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

2

Bolongo: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

2
  1. Do you wish to leave the slayer tower roof?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Evil Chicken's Lair.

2
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
2

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2

Player: What's that ladder next to the altar for?

2

Hatius Cosaintus: Good day.

2

Bryn: What are you doing down here?

2

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

2
  1. Swap 250 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
2
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Gypsy: To protect this noble knight from the magic of the culinaromancer, you will have to give him a creme brulee.

2

Bank Guard: Be careful down there!

2
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
2

Trufitus: My greatest respects Bwana, I have communed with my gods and the future

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
2

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.

2
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Rasolo: Have you retrieved my gilded cross for me yet?

2

Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2

Player: Hello Koftik.

2

Player: What's up with all that squirrel fur? I guess fleas need a home too.

2

Player: I've got the remains of the Zamorakian Demon.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the alchemical combination.
  3. Cancel.
2

Vyrewatch: Stand where you are!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
2

Horvik: Hello, do you need any help?

2

Louie Legs: This is just what I needed for my special secret... err... I've said too much! Take this and get out of here quickly!

2

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

2

Player: Excuse me... would you happen to be Rolad the scholar?

2

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

2

Player: I've destroyed the airships!

2

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

2

Player: I've got the remains of the Guthixian Ent.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Tell me about this portal.
  4. I'll leave you alone.
2

Kamfreena: Ahh I see that you have one of the defenders already! Well done.

2
  1. Select a word.
  2. Caldar
  3. Nahudu
  4. Agrith-Naar
  5. Camerinthum
  6. Tarren
2

Gate Keeper: I've received orders to let you through if you want. Good luck.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Grish: Yous creature got da old fings yet?

2

Candle maker: Here, have this.

2
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Iron Dragons.

2

Necrovarus: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

2

Gujuo: Hello Bwana, I'm very pleased to see you again. Things seem much happier now in the Kharazi Jungle. I suspect that it is down to your good doings!

2

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

2

Askeladden: Sure thing buddy! I'd say take better care of this one, but it's just a rock! I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

2

Demon butler: Dost thou wish me to take those logs to the sawmill and bring back the planks, Mistress?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

2

Dugopul: Not many monkeys come down here...

2

Edward: Here, solve this.

2

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
2

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

2

Malignius Mortifer: So, %USERNAME%, your curiosity leads you to speak to me?

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Adamant Dragons.

2

Watson: Hello there %USERNAME%.

2

Ug: Arrrghhh, die man-thing!

2

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

2
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Remove the jaw from the helmet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
2

The Collector: It's beautiful, isn't it?

2

Player: Have a look at this, tell me what you think.

2

Player: Can you decipher this please?

2

Player: I have a fire cape here.

2

Player: I'd like to talk about sq'irks.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Do you have any of my items?
  4. No thank you.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

2

Captain Khaled: Ah! Here you go!

2

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*

2

Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?

2
  1. Dismantle Magic fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Pirate Jackie the Fruit: Ahoy!

2

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

2

Bartender: Can I help you?

2

Primula: Here, solve this.

2

Thirus: There you go, 40 free dynamite. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.
  3. Oh, I'd better go back and get it.
2

Cave monk: Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods,

2

Werewolf: Good luck down there, my friend. Remember, to the west is the main agility course, while to the east is a skullball course.

2

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Murcaily: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

2

Kamfreena: Why hello there! I'm Kamfreena. Like the look of my pets? I think they're eyeing you up.

2

Sandy: I don't have time to talk to you. Go away!

2

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

2

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

2
  1. Are you sure you want to discard everything?
  2. Yes, discard everything.
  3. No, I'll keep my stuff.
2

Player: I'd like to check holiday items please!

2

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: The sacrificial boat is not for you! Begone, and do not meddle in our sacred rites.

2

High Priestess Zul-Harcinqa: Why do you bother the High Priestess of Zulrah, human?

2

Brian O'Richard: Tut tut tut, now you know you're not allowed to take anything except that jewel in with you.

2

Guard: What do you have there, outerlander? It's not our rock, is it?

2

Player: May I claim my tokens please?

2

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

2

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue, a hard clue and an elite clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

2

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

2

Player: Hey, who're you?

2

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

2

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Western achievement diary!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls on Death Plateau.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
  4. Clockwork toy
2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Rumble (hard)
2

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

2

Key Master: Here you go.

2
  1. If you drop it, it will lose all its charges.
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
2

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

2

Wizard Akutha: I don't know if I can trust you with any of my supplies...

2

Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

2

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
2

Tool Leprechaun: That IS a banknote!

2

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

2

Player: You want me to give you 20 gold pieces to let me jump off a bridge?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

2

Squire: OK, here you go.

2

Mage (easy): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

2

Captain Dalbur: Good show old chap, nothing like a reminder of home.

2

Krystilia: Yeah? What do you want?

2

Player: Greetings!

2

Broken Handz: If you'd like to see someone fighting Zulrah, feel free to borrow my telescope.

2

Herquin: You've done it! Have this.

2

The Collector: There! Now you'll be able to see the true beauty of everything you collect on your adventures.

2
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Please wait...
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
2
  1. Which logs would you like to use up first?
  2. Take logs from my inventory first.
  3. Take logs from storage first.
  4. Ask me what logs to use every time.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

2

Lubufu: You deceived me you confoundering dolt! Because of you, my entire business is ruined! Don't you dare touch my fishing spot!

2

Slieve: Hello. Are you here for my black dragons?

2

Elise: Hello!

2

Dunce: Nope, you're not the one the teacher wanted me to find!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
2

Player: What's Kraken?

2

Florin: Hey it's the hero! Thank you so much for saving us from Gadderanks. And the town is looking lovely as well. You've done a great job!

2

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

2

Bill Teach: If yer after a lift go to the ship and I'll take ye where ye want to go.

2

Player: Okay, here we go!

2

Player: Hello, are you okay?

2

Barlak: Those bones! Those are exactly the sort of thing I need! Will you sell them?

2
  1. Pay 3 baskets of strawberries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm ready.
  3. Actually I need to prepare first.
2

Player: Who are you? What are you doing here in the snow?

2

My Arm: Ah, dulce domum.

2
  1. The Memoir currently has %NUMBER%/%NUMBER% charges.
  2. Add %NUMBER% charges
  3. Add 1 charge
  4. Add 5 charges
  5. Add 10 charges
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

2

Vyrewatch: I want a word with you!

2

Player: Hello there. Where are Islwyn and Eluned?

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw to inventory
  3. Transfer to bank
  4. Cancel
2

Frog: Don't talk to me! Speak to the frog prince!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you sell me some furs?
  3. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
2

Player: Okay, Doctor, time to get in the crate.

2
  1. Do you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, I'm scared.
  3. Nah, I'll stay.
2

Sigmund: Can I help you?

2

Miles: I must be leaving now.

2

Burntmeat: Always humans running through Burntmeat's kitchen these days. It never used to be like dis.

2
  1. Shield left half
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No - leave it alone.
2

Player: Hello, I'm...

2

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Ardougne or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

2
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
2

Bunkdo: Fifteen times ... wait: is it fifteen?

2

Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

2

Duradel: You're still hunting greater demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

2

Essyllt: You're back already? How is the epidemic going?

2

Arianwyn: How goes it %USERNAME%?

2

Player: I've manufactured the magnet; here it is.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

2

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You want help JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

2

Player: I have that undead wood at last. Well, twigs anyway.

2

Zooknock: Well done, human.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I can take him on!
  3. Er, no thanks, I've had second thoughts about it.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about Fenkenstrain.
  3. What happened to your head?
  4. What's your name?
2

Charles: Very well done, take this.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
2

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

2

Logava: Hey! You're that thief! Get away from my stall.

2

Player: I can take you to Paterdomus.

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cockatrice.

2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kandarin Achievement Diary!

2

Robin: You do not have enough space for both bonemeal and slime. Come back to me when you have space.

2

Morgan: Please please help us, bold adventurer!

2

King Arthur: How goes thy quest?

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dust Devils in the Smoke Dungeon.

2

Sylas: Have you cut down the stalk?

2

Wizard Distentor: You need a magic level of 66. The magical energy in here is unsafe for those below that level.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the outpost.
  3. Talk about something else.
2

Player: Hey Vorki, got any interesting dragon facts?

2

Flippa: Nope, you wrong person.

2

Gatekeeper: You may not pass through this door without paying the trading tax.

2
  1. Spend 350 coins to make teak planks?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't show this again.
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: Hello, I need your help.

2

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met friend. Good to see you made it in one piece.

2

High Priest: Someone just stole our relic, this is a disaster! Adventurer, you must find the fool who put that teleport beacon on the altar.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello - who are you?
  3. Check my account.
  4. Count for me.
  5. Where can I learn more?
2

Player: Whoooah! That was a bit of a misfire.

2
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Yew logs
2
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Hey there, Hammerspike won't be bothering you anymore!

2

Player: That tunnel gets very narrow. I don't think I can squeeze through.

2

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

2
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
2

Seth Groats: How are those chicken cages coming along?

2

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

2

Rat Burgiss: Hello there. I'm Rat.

2

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

2

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. I've returned it to you now.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen on the Battlefront.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Hi, I'm looking to get some kit to look like one of you guys.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Brine Rats.

2
  1. Status: 11 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
2
  1. Help the man?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Do you want to turn the smoke overlay back on?
  2. Yes, turn the smoke overlay on.
  3. No, leave it off.
2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
2

Shura: Sorry, but I don't have anything for you. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Family Pest
  3. Other
2

King Narnode Shareen: Welcome Traveller. I am King Narnode. It's nice to see an outsider.

2

Amelia: Greetings and welcome to my seed shop. Do you want to buy some seeds?

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Apron
  3. Glassblowing pipe
  4. Needle
2

Assistant Le Smith: Sorry, I don't have an amulet of monkey speak.

2

Monkey guard: Yes?

2

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing bothering me? Don't you think some of us have work to do?

2

Lumo: Hey guys, look who's here.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls south of Mount Quidamortem.

2

Player: What? Did you just talk?

2
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
2
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Withdraw coins.
  4. Cancel
2

Bert: Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.

2

Regath: I have a question for you.

2

Player: Hello Elkoy.

2

Oldak: Oh, hello! I was just trying to discover the properties of these magical stones you call 'runes', and trying to make some devices to harness their power.

2

Captain Ginea: I'm busy here. Do you need something?

2

Monk: Have you brought the weapon for me?

2
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met, friend. Glad you made it back in one piece.

2

Scared skavid: Tanath cur, tanath cur!

2

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

2

Gnome ball referee: Hi, welcome to Gnomeball. It's pretty simple really: You take the ball from me, charge at the gnome defence and try to throw the ball through the net using your ranged skill.

2

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

2

Player: Hello there, What's wrong?

2

Garth: Hello there. Interested in hearing the tale of Serafina?

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

2

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met. How's it going?

2

Banisoch: I think there's dragons down there. Make sure you're prepared.

2

Kazgar: Mistag told me it's not safe to guide humans through unless they're carrying a light source. You wouldn't be able to see to follow me.

2

Bob: I'll need %NUMBER_COMMA% coins to repair that.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  6. Ask about anything else.
2

Player: Hey Reldo, I have one of those clue scrolls again, do you have any advice?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I seek a piece of the map to the island of Crandor.
  3. Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?
2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Harpie Bug Swarms.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
2

Mandrith: Answer this, please.

2

Leagues Tutor: Hello there. Do you have any questions about Old School Leagues?

2

Nieve: You're still hunting bloodveld; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Kebos Swamp.

2

Squire: Greetings, brave knight!

2
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the necklace.
  3. Cancel.
2

Savant: Scan results are negative, %USERNAME%. Savant out.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Cancel
2

Doric: Well done.

2

Player: Good day, High Tree Guardian.

2
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

TzHaar-Mej-Kah: Wait for my signal before fighting.

2

Krystilia: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Cancel.
2

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

2
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Eodan: Hello, thanks for rescuing me. Is there anything I can do for you?

2

Savant: Negative result, %USERNAME%. Looks like you're barking up the wrong tree. Savant out.

2

Romeo: Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?

2
  1. Emerald
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Status: 8 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
2

Postie Pete: Goodbye.

2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizardmen.

2

TzHaar-Mej-Kah: You want help JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

2

Player: Good day King Lathas.

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

2

Enclave guard: What do you want?

2

Player: Hello young man.

2

Duradel: You're still hunting dagannoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Lizardman Settlement.

2

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You want help JalYt-Mej-%USERNAME%?

2

Savant: Checking incoming data...

2

Player: I have returned victorious, Mawnis Burowgar.

2

Irena: Thanks so much for returning my daughter to me. I expect that she will go on another trip soon though. She is the adventurous type... a bit like yourself really! Okay, see you around then!

2

Player: Hello there. I'm looking for some Kelda hop seeds.

2

Fisherman Frodi: I don't like it when people cross there. It scares the fish. Please don't.

2

The Overseer: How curious? I have not seen a creature of your kind for many years. You have ventured into the Nexus human - I should warn you to be aware of the Abyssal Sires.

2

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

2
  1. Rune longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Nieve: You're still hunting aberrant spectres; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bloodveld in the Slayer Tower, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

2

Zul-Urgish: You leave that alone, human. You not one of us.

2
  1. Really uncharge the trident?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
2

Player: Hello again Sigli.

2

Roavar: Here ya go pal. Enjoy!

2
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,750 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Adventurer Jon: Hello %USERNAME%, what can I do for you?

2
  1. Sailing to Mos Le'Harmless costs 1,450 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

2
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know how I could grow a White Tree?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
2

Player: (Hmmm ... better not let those guards see me...)

2

Player: You winning?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I've grown those onions like you asked.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
2

Player: What do I do after smelting the ore?

2
  1. World 345 is a Deadman world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Deadman world - and your Deadman profile.
2
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Status: 23 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: Well, I think that's everything...

2

Player: Are you Tiadeche?

2

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

2

Player: Hello monk.

2
  1. Torag's hammers
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Dye the robe black.
  3. Don't.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How did you die?
  3. What is your name?
  4. Can you do any tricks?
  5. Want a new hat?
  6. Want to go scare some people?
2

Player: Hello Golrie. How did you get out?

2

Lumo: ... and that completes our tour of the Jail of the Future. Please remember to use your conveniently located and totally pickable cell-door to exit.

2
  1. Clue scroll (hard)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Player: Are you hunting animals, then?

2

Lumo: You know, we could try and break out ourselves.

2

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

2
  1. Wilderness assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
2

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

2

Player: We need to go into the dream again.

2

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

2

Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

2

Honest Jimmy: Sorry, no hats allowed. Shove it in the deposit box if you want to play.

2
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
2

Jarvald: Quickly %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Once you arrive, leave my ship and make sure you're not spotted!

2
  1. Dismantle Serpentine visage
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Do you wish to...
  2. Take a new key.
  3. Leave the new key.
2

Torrell: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go onto the barge?
  3. Let's go to Fossil Island!
  4. No, thanks.
2

Woman-at-arms (hard): Ah, so you want to give me some supplies, eh? Let me just open me backpack.

2

Zeke: A thousand greetings, sir.

2
  1. Guthix platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Nieve: You're still hunting mutated zygomites; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

2

Gnome on a rack: You got everything?

2

Grish: Yous creature dun da fing yet? Da zogries going in da dirt full home?

2
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,450 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 3,500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Ghost shopkeeper: Can I help you at all?

2

Avan: Your gauntlets have already been forged by me.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Please wait...
2

Apprentice: Oh, I'm sorry, could you pick up your follower first? I'm really not sure that I could teleport the both of you.

2
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Ardougne
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
2
  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
2

Old Man Ral: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a dragonfruit tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. Pay 15 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

1

Player: Hey Perdu, I have something here that I'd like you to repair!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the Observatory quest.
  3. Talk about Treasure Trails.
1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hi, how are things going?

1

Savant: There he is!

1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

1

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

1

Player: Thank you.

1

Boulder: Hey, friend of Snowflake!

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another ring?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
1

Vyrelord: I do enjoy a day out at the Theatre.

1

Grimesquit: Eh? Would you credit da.

1

Soldier: Are you here to fight the lizardmen? Be careful - they're fierce!

1
  1. There is no penalty for resigning now.
  2. Resign and leave the Theatre.
  3. Do not resign.
1

Larry: On the way I'll tell you how I got this great rucksack. I had this paper hat lying around...

1

Player: Yes.

1
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...

1
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in Taverley Dungeon.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Meiyerditch Laboratories.

1

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

1
  1. Pay 8 snape grass?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1

Eohric: I have a question for you.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Father Badden: What brings you to this godsforsaken desert?

1

Player: Hello Nickolaus, how are you getting on with your discoveries?

1
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Really donate %NUMBER_COMMA% coins?
  2. Donate it.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
1
  1. Leaf-bladed sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: I'd like a farming contract.

1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1

Player: I've got the remains of the Saradominist justiciar.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Garkor: We'll keep the breach secure, %USERNAME%. You should head to the crash site to make sure Glough is dealt with, once and for all.

1

Steve: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Bryn: There's something in that there chest waiting for you. Don't leave it for too long.

1

Larry: I can't speak right now. I have too much to do. I will contact you when the time is right.

1

Monk: *hic* What a party! Wow!

1

Radimus Erkle: Here, solve this.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Otherworldly Beings.

1
  1. Drink the so-called 'Bravery Potion'?
  2. Yes, I'll bravely drink the bravery potion.
  3. Actually, let me consider this a bit longer first; it smells a bit odd.
1

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

1

Nature Spirit: Welcome back, my friend. I sensed that you require my help and so I have once more returned.

1

Soldier (tier 5): If you're hoping to fight me for a piece of my armour, you've got to own a full set of the tier 4 armour first. Try fighting my subordinate.

1

Arianwyn: Hello there %USERNAME%, glad to see you made it here okay.

1

Player: This sceptre seems to have run out of charges.

1

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, this message from Mosol Rei bears bad news... Yes, things do look very bad indeed.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Jormungand's Prison.

1
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Saniboch: Good day to you, Bwana.

1

Player: This door appears to be locked.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiders.

1
  1. Pay 3 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert ALL - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert SOME - you will not get your scrolls back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1

Galana: Do you need something?

1

Safalaan Hallow: Mekritus... Andiess... Flaygian... How many more need to die to those monsters?

1

Prospector Percy: Git back ter work, ye young varmint! There's treasure in them walls, and it's not gonna mine itself while ye stand here yappin'.

1

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'A letter from Lord Hosidius to the Council of Elders.'

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
1

Player: Hey.

1

Grubor: Yes? What do you want?

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Clay golem: It is good to see a friendly face here. The priest has said nothing to me but 'Get ye away, foul construct!'

1

Vyrelord: Will you be entering the Theatre? It will be fun to watch you die.

1

Zahur: There, all done.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Crush 1: 50 coins
  3. Crush X: 50 coins each
  4. Crush %NUMBER_COMMA%: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  5. Cancel
1

Sithik Ints: Arghhhh..what's happened to me...you beast!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Scorpia. How many would you like to slay?

1
  1. Do you wish to pass through the flames?
  2. Yes - I know I'll get hurt.
  3. No way!
1

Player: Who are you?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 5 council members left to protect!

1

Asyff: Now you look like someone who goes to a lot of fancy dress parties.

1
  1. Dive without diving gear?
  2. Yes, dive anyway.
  3. Yes, dive anyway, and don't ask this again.
  4. No, don't dive.
1

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Aretha: I have a question for you.

1

Seer: Many greetings.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to travel to the iceberg.
  3. I'd like to travel to Weiss.
  4. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
1

Demon butler: What is thy bidding, my master?

1

Demon butler: Dost thou wish me to take those logs to the sawmill and bring back the planks, Master?

1

Dunstan: I have a question for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over hard clue.
  5. Hand over elite clue.
  6. Hand over all.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check charges.
  3. Toggle action when amulet breaks.
1
  1. Status: 1 charges left.
  2. Break the amulet.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Dismantle Serpentine helm (uncharged)
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sir Rebral: Hello!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: What ho, sirrah. Jolly good show on the old training grounds thingy, what?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over hard clue.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1

Ellena: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

1

Player: I'm looking for the Sin Seer.

1

Thorodin: Hello!

1
  1. What do you want to talk about?
  2. Lamps.
  3. Your quest.
  4. Impling jars.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, I will trade the mole parts.
  3. Yes please, I need woad leaves.
  4. Sorry, but I'm not interested.
1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Kourend & Kebos Achievement Diary!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about Monkey Madness II.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites on Fossil Island.

1

Radimus Erkle: Well, it looks as if you have some interesting items there. Let's have a look at them! --Sir Radimus sees the gilded totem pole.--

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the dragon threat.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Beasts.

1

Player: What happened here?

1
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Uncharge your staff for all its charges? (regaining %NUMBER_COMMA% blood runes)
  2. Proceed.
  3. Cancel.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wolves.

1

Cornelius: Hey it's the hero! Thank you so much for saving us from Gadderanks. And the town is looking lovely as well. You've done a great job!

1

Player: I have some bones for you.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1

Player: Rolad gave me a book that was quite interesting to read! I think I know what's inside it!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Slayer Tower.

1

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

1

King Roald: Thank you all for coming. As I'm sure you are aware, we are facing one of the greatest threats ever seen in our time.

1

Player: Hello Bob.

1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1
  1. There is nothing in the tray...
  2. Pull the lever.
  3. Do nothing.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Well that's Dessous dead, but where is the Diamond he was supposed to have?

1

Player: I must get the burial jar for the mistress.

1

Orrvor quo Maten: I have some items of yours here human. I'd recommend you collect them before returning to the lair.

1

Brother Aimeri: Greetings traveller, I was injured while exploring down here. Could you spare me some cooked fish, meat or vegetables?

1
  1. Do you wish to make a golden cannonball?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Shiratti the Custodian: Thanks for returning the statuette. You have freed us of our curse. May you forever be considered a friend of Elidinis and her followers.

1

Bartender: Fancy a bit of Heart Stopper then do you? It'll only be 8 coins.

1

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

1

Player: So how is the sorting going?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about a quest.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Hooknosed Jack: Ah, it's %USERNAME%, isn't it? Jimmy D said you'd be along. So what can I do for you?

1

Arrg: Whaaaaaaaat?

1

Player: Ehh, Excuse me... Mr. Troll, sir,

1

Immenizz: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
1

Player: What do you make of this?

1

Dantaera: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Player: I'm looking for schematics to modify the dwarven multicannon to fire a human. Can you help?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting wyrms; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Banker: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pick the flowers.
  3. Leave the flowers.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rune Dragons.

1

Gate of War: Please pass through and begin your adventure, beware of the various monsters that dwell within.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

1

Larxus: There's a ladder for a reason.

1

Chemist: Well done, have this.

1

Pyromancer: No need! I'm fine thanks.

1

Runolf: Here, solve this.

1

Player: I have all I need to mend my trousers.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Seers' Village
  2. Change to Camelot.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hello Veliaf.

1

Mourner: Who are you? Go away!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dark Beasts in the Mourner Tunnels.

1

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): You're a bit short of inventory space.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, let me out.
  3. No.
1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing ringing that bell?! Don't you think some of us have work to do?

1

Bert: Wha' info ye find 'bout hand, %USERNAME%?

1

Legends guard: Yes sir, how can I help you?

1

Player: Hi Unferth, I'm doing some ch...

1

Seaman Lorris: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Commander Veldaban: %USERNAME%! Have you heard?

1
  1. Choose your style of boots
  2. I'll take the colourful ones!
  3. I'll take the fighting ones!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk to Betty about the Hand in the Sand.
  3. Talk to Betty about her shop.
1

Hellcat: Well done, that's all the chores finished!

1

Wesley: Got anything you want me to crush?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aviansies.

1

Player: ... So I defeated the Jungle Demon and stopped the Monkeys' plot to take over Karamja.

1

Reldo: Hello stranger.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me where I can find the Phoenix Gang?
  3. Can you sell me some furs?
  4. Hello. I am in search of a quest.
1

Player: This machine doesn't look like it's in working order... I wonder if there's a fixed one, anywhere.

1

Melee combat tutor: Greetings adventurer, I am the Melee combat tutor. Is there anything I can do for you?

1
  1. Select a skill to advance
  2. * Strength *
  3. * Attack *
  4. * Defence *
  5. --- More ---
1

Arhein: Well done, matey!

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. All
  4. X
1

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

1
  1. Do you want details of where to find your customer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Bert: I be hopin' tha search is goin' well... are tha wizard's owning up ta anythin' yet?

1

Unferth: I am so glad to see you Nurse!

1

Player: Hi Bob! How's it hang... going?

1

Noranna Tytanin: You new here? I don't recognise you.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about this antiques business.
  3. Is there anything else interesting to do around here?
  4. Do you have any interesting items for sale?
  5. Hmm, sorry, not interested.
1

Konar quo Maten: I see we have a new arrival. A bringer of death. Tell me, have you come to serve the balance?

1

Hamal the Chieftain: Greetings, outerlander, I am Hamal. I am the chieftain of this tribe.

1
  1. Granite maul
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Entrance Guardian: Greetings. What wisdom do you seek?

1

Player: ... So after I had retrieved all the items, I became a member of the Heroes' Guild!

1

Sorceress: Who are you and what do you want?

1

Arnold Lydspor: No way can I send items to bank for you with great big trolls outside! You save Colony, then Arnold open bank for you.

1

Sawmill operator: You'll need to bring me some more logs.

1
  1. Would you like to disable this feature?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Squire: Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Player: Who are you and what is this place?

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: Leave me, human, I have a sacrifice to prepare. If you wish for information, go and see the High Priestess.

1

Zul-Urgish: Puny human show respect to Zulrah or I smash you head.

1

Player: I don't think I'll get that back if I put it in there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
1
  1. Status: 5 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hello there. What is this place?

1
  1. Remove the quest hall?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Kragen: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: You're a long way from home, what are you doing here?

1

Player: Okay, now that the creature's dead we can get you out of here.

1
  1. Do you still wish to store items in the bag?
  2. Yes, I understand how it works.
  3. No, cancel.
1

Ug: You defeat Arrg yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
1

Solztun: Can you hear me?

1
  1. Craft a blisterwood sickle?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Create a blisterwood flail?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Larry: Have you got the equipment?

1

Player: Ah-ha! I've found one!

1

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

1

Wizard Akutha: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Arianwyn: %USERNAME%, you have returned. Did you discover anything in the Grand Library?

1

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

1

Cecilia: Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland?

1

Dallas Jones: Hello.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow a redwood tree. I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Quest Point Cape.
  3. Something else.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Venenatis. How many would you like to slay?

1

Player: Look at this certificate, curator...

1
  1. Really abandon your raid?
  2. Cancel.
  3. Abandon raid.
1

Player: Errr... hello?

1

Robin: Here you go.

1
  1. Add one or all of this type?
  2. One
  3. All of this type
1
  1. Rune halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Arnold, I've got some monkfish for you.

1

Torrell: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Barmaid: Welcome to the Laughing Miner pub, human traveller.

1

Wounded soldier: Got a medpack? I feel terrible.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Enter the cave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Sailing to Karamja Shipyard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Hello, my name is %USERNAME%. Who are you?

1
  1. Swap 60 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1

Meiyerditch citizen: Can't talk. I need to prepare myself.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1
  1. Dump the entire contents of the bin?
  2. Yes, throw it all away.
  3. No, keep it.
1

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

1

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

1

Freygerd: Have you looked around the hut yet, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

1

Cook: What am I to do?

1

Wounded soldier: Thanks. Hopefully I'll be back patrolling the city again soon.

1

Silk merchant: I buy silk. If you ever want to sell any silk, bring it here.

1

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

1

Squire: Hello friend! Many thanks for all of your help! Vyvin never even realised it was a different sword, and I still have my job!

1

Toban: What do you want, small t'ing?

1

Player: I have your gold.

1

Alan: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask about V's Shield.
  5. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  6. Ask about anything else.
1

Veliaf Hurtz: Are you ready to deal with Damien?

1

Player: Can I buy a ticket?

1
  1. Mystic robe bottom (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Mystic robe bottom
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Herman Caranos: %USERNAME% - have you brought an army?

1

Player: Well that was awkward...

1

Gerrant: Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also buy anything you catch off you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. About that sword...
  3. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Thorgel: Here you go.

1

Player: Glough?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take the Lighthouse Manual
  3. Take the ancient Diary
  4. Take Jossiks' Journal
  5. Take all three books
1

Ogre guard: Oi! Where do you think you are going? You are for the cooking pot!

1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. What do you do?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm sure.
  3. I'd rather not.
1

Florin: Get out of it! You ain't comming in here to get our blood or our food!

1
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
1

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

1

Drew: Hey there, what can I do for ya?

1

Goblin Cook: You the human who helped me. Mudknuckles is very grateful, will be famous real soon now. Is just collecting results. And so many results! On walls, on ceiling, everywhere!

1

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

1

Steve: I love farming, but I need some help!

1

Lumbridge Guide: Greetings, adventurer. I am Phileas, the Lumbridge Guide. I am here to give information and directions to new players. Is there anything I can help you with?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

1

Watson: I still need an easy clue, a medium clue and a hard clue from you before I give you a master clue scroll.

1

Betty: I heard from Zavistic what a good job you did. If you want some more pink dye, I have made up a batch and you can have some for 20 gold.

1
  1. Do you wish to...
  2. Take a tarnished key.
  3. Take a new key.
  4. Leave the keys.
1

Councillor Unkar: ...and he says that it's of the greatest urgency.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Varrock Achievement Diary!

1

My Arm: Here, solve this.

1
  1. Rune spear(kp)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

My Arm: You got da goutweedy lump yet?

1

Bardur: Ah! Exile! Begone with you, before you suffer the same fate as these fledglings!

1

Aggie: What can I help you with?

1
  1. You have a crank that can start the generator.
  2. Start the generator.
  3. Leave it alone.
1

Dantaera: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: Hello. Can I get a ride on your ship?

1

Polmafi Ferdygris: These are dark times friend.

1

Larry: Our work is at the iceberg now. I will meet you there.

1

Player: I'm not going to be able to light that lantern while there's no candle in it.

1
  1. Would you like to make a V Sigil?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hello there. Who are you?

1

Information clerk: Welcome to Varrock Museum. How can I help you today?

1

Arno: Hello there.

1

Liliwen: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Player: Phew - that's enough dung.

1

Brother Tranquility: Excuse me...

1

Player: Cap'n, I lost that book you gave me.

1

My Arm: So dis is Tai Bwo Wannai Village, huh?

1

Player: Hi Lokar, can you take me back to your ship?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hill Giants.

1

Frog: Don't look at me, I'm just a frog. Ribbit! Ribbit!

1

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

1
  1. Combine the Vorkath's head with your helm?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Good news Arianwyn, I have repaired the safeguards on the Temple of Light.

1

Eniola: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  4. I'd like to talk to you about quick payment deals.
  5. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  6. I'd like to collect items.
1

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Veronica: Can you please help me? I'm in a terrible spot of trouble.

1

The Face: Here you go.

1

Dwarven Boatman: Ho there, human!

1

Farmer Fromund: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Clockwork mechanism
  3. Toy horsey
1

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

1
  1. Do you wish to dismantle this sword?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Kamfreena: I'll release some cyclopes which might drop bronze defenders for you to start off with, unless you show me another. Have fun in there.

1

Bill Teach: Ye came!

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: You! Get to work!

1

Robin: You do not have any bones for me to convert for you.

1

Robin: As THE Master Bowman, I am most impressed by your equipment, peasant.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lesser Demons.

1

Monk of Zamorak: You better dress appropriately, if you want to go up there!

1

Player: Hi Bob! I've finished the Potion of Shared Dreaming.

1

Romeo: I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Player: Hello Islwyn.

1

Typhor: Humans!

1

Squire: Hi, how can I help you?

1

Player: Hello Gertrude. Fluffs ran off with her kitten.

1

Ava: Hello there and welcome to my humble abode. It's sadly rather more humble than I'd like, to be honest, although perhaps you can help with that?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Magic combat tutor: Hello there adventurer, I am the Magic combat tutor. Would you like to learn about magic combat, or perhaps how to make runes?

1

Chaeldar: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1

Arianwyn: Ah %USERNAME%, glad to see you made it. Welcome to Lletya, home to the Elven Resistance.

1

Player: So you want me to infiltrate the mourners? How am I supposed to achieve that?

1

Monk: Greetings traveller.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Hey, JalYt, you were in cave only a moment ago. You wait a minute or so before going in again.

1

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Centennial Feast
  3. Ask about what happened in the castle cellar
1

Player: That's an unusual name you've got.

1

Elite Void Knight: I'm afraid I cannot offer to upgrade any Void Knight armour for you. You do not satisfy the order's requirements.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: I've managed to retrieve some of your things. I imagine you'll want them back.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Hey, JalYt, you were in cave only a moment ago. You wait a bit before going in again.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my axe for me?
  5. Do you know what happened in the castle cellar?
1

Player: Now will you help me or would you prefer it if I tickle your feet?

1

Gnome: What are you after now?

1

Genie: Here, have this.

1

Player: Good day old hag.

1

Player: I talked to your wife and thought that if you had a special amulet, you could speak to her and sort out the bank situation without me being involved.

1

Brother Tranquility: W...would you like me to t...take you to Harmony?

1

Ava: My spiritometric devices show that you have been in close contact with ghostly animals. Are we closer to success?

1

Sarah: Hello.

1

Rantz: Hey you creature, you still here?

1
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
1

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

1

Avan: You will find the rate you gain experience when smelting gold much improved whilst wearing these gauntlets.

1

Steve: You're still hunting spiritual creatures; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

1

Emblem Trader: Don't suppose you've come across any strange... emblems or artefacts along your journey? Antique emblems, or archaic emblems - I trade in either sort.

1

Player: I must speak with Awowogei again.

1

Grimgnash: Grahh! What human doing? Why human here? Grimgnash hungry!

1

Player: Uh...hello?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Smoke Devils in the Smoke Devil Dungeon.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are most impressive at bringing the balance. I can reward that...

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons in the Abyss.

1

Player: How would I go about protecting this nautical fellow from the curse of the culinaromancer then?

1
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1

Lyra: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Boot: Hello tall person.

1
  1. Return to the Temple of Light?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in the Troll Stronghold.

1

Scarg: I's stickin' da chompy...

1

Player: You look glum.

1
  1. Fremennik blade
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Rune battleaxe
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Zooknock: Excellent.

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% days, %NUMBER_COMMA% hour, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Ghost sailor: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Harry: Welcome, you can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also give you a good price for any fish that you catch.

1
  1. Using the bank will cost 100 coins. Continue?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 75 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Fisherman Frodi: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have a newspaper, please?
  3. How much does a paper cost?
  4. Varrock Herald? Never heard of it.
  5. Anything interesting in there?
1

Player: You had better be quick, there may be more guards about.

1

Observatory professor: Is the lens finished?

1

Rasolo: Many thanks for returning my heirloom to me, adventurer. Would you like to buy something?

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: No portal frame
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1

Butler: You rang, sir?

1

Player: ... So the statue in Keldagrim was rebuilt, and I witnessed a meeting of the Consortium of mining companies.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1

Player: Hello. So you must be Kharrim the messenger.

1

Eve: Oi, find yourself some other dragons - these are mine!

1

Player: Hello, do you have a knight named Sir Percival?

1

Guard: Sorry, you can't come in here unless you've completed the Dig Site quest.

1
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Ranging cape(t), consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Greetings. Would you happen to be Johnathon Fitzharmon?

1

Duradel: You're still hunting spiritual creatures; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Larrissa: Oh! Thank you so much for all of your help in rescuing my darling Jossik!

1

Player: Hello there, King Narnode.

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1

Zooknock: Good day, %USERNAME%. What can I help you with?

1

Noctillion Lugosi: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Player: I have retrieved your crest.

1

Player: Is this your handkerchief?

1
  1. Turn the statue?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

King Narnode Shareen: How are you getting on, %USERNAME%?

1

Player: What could the note mean? I should show it to the King, he might be able to make some sense of it.

1

Hetty: What could you want with an old woman like me?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Player: Can you tell me what I still need to get?

1

Player: How do I protect you I wonder....

1

Fossil Collector: It looks like you don't have any fossils to trade.

1
  1. Spend 1050 coins to make mahogany planks?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't show this again.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Good day. What are you doing?

1

Doric: Hello traveller, what brings you to my humble smithy?

1

Player: Do you know the Carnilleans?

1

Leela: My father sent this key for you. Be careful not to lose it.

1

Garkor: Welcome back, %USERNAME%.

1

Garkor: Have you learned anything from Awowogei yet?

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Player: Here, have a drink.

1

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Wanting to go to the Island of Stone?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Dagannoth Kings. How many would you like to slay?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've retrieved the scorpion from near the spiders.
  3. I seek knowledge and power!
1
  1. Pay 2,500 coins to use the Blast Furnace?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. Please wait...
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Sarachnis. How many would you like to slay?

1

Alain: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1

Mizaru: This feels like the banana, this should do the job.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. I need help with fighting a Tanglefoot.
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1

Veliaf Hurtz: Well met friend. Anything to report?

1

Player: So... You must be the infamous Viggora.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Status: 4 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Petra Fiyed: Oh thank goodness you released me...how long have I been stuck in that gloomy wall?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello, what is this place?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have any quests?
  5. I've fixed the weather vane!
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Hammerspike Stoutbeard: Oh, it's you! Back are you then?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Turoth.

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: What is this? The fee to use the furnace is 2,500 coins.

1

Johanhus Ulsbrecht: Welcome Brother...to our organisation...ours is a fight for humanity in all its shapes and forms...and to rid mankind of the monsters that exist in our world. We have no quarrel with a fellow brother.

1

Panning guide: Hey! You can't pan yet!

1
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Anything left on the ground will be lost.
  2. Leave
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Alwyn: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1

Player: Good day!

1

Sandicrahb: Good day to you bwana.

1
  1. Store all your super ranging potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
1

Ivan Strom: Are you ready to go to Burgh de Rott?

1

Veos: Hello there.

1
  1. Status: 3 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sarah: Hello. How can I help you?

1

Player: Now I am a knight of the round table, do you have any more quests for me?

1

Ice troll: Hur hur hur! Well look here, a puny fleshy human!

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: You left some stuff at Zulrah's shrine when you left earlier. Clear some more inventory space and I'll give you the rest.

1

Surok Magis: Well?

1

Rat Burgiss: Ah, %USERNAME%! You've returned!

1

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? Or is there something else you need?

1

Player: Surok!! Your plans have been uncovered! You are hereby under arrest on the authority of the Varrock Palace Secret Guard!

1

Ned: Why, hello there, lass. Me friends call me Ned. I was a man of the sea, but it's past me now. Could I be making or selling you some rope?

1

Rat Burgiss: Well, %USERNAME%, how did it go?

1

Rick Turpentine: It is milord %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but he seems to be preoccupied.

1

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1
  1. What do you wish to ask about?
  2. The Demon Slayer Quest
  3. The Recipe For Disaster Quest
1

Player: I'm not sure what this stuff is. I had better be VERY careful with it; I had better not drop it either...

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the feller I be needin'.

1

Player: It says: Tremble mortal, before the altar of our dread lord Zaros.

1
  1. Status: 7 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Oziach: Aye, 'tis a fair day my friend.

1

Ogre guard: I know you, creature; you may pass.

1

Alain: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Aemad: Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment.

1

Councillor Halgrive: Welcome back %USERNAME%, and good work out there. Thanks to you we now have a force that can stand up to Lathas and his armies.

1

General Wartface: We should wear green armour!

1
  1. What do you want to make?
  2. Spade
  3. Chisel
  4. Rope
  5. Tinderbox
1

Nieve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1

Combat Instructor: Let's get you equipped.

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
1

Sawmill operator: Those planks cost 1500 coins. You don't have enough money for all of them.

1

Gnormadium Avlafrim: Hello! Don't get in the way around here, we've got a lot of work to do!

1

Councillor Halgrive: Let me know when you are ready to begin %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about your mission.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Pieve: That's not your assigned Slayer target. Up here, I expect people to focus on their Slayer training.

1

Garden supplier: Do you want to buy some garden plants?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've had enough, take me back.
  3. How you doing Murphy?
1

Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, I'd better be off.

1

Player: I'm looking for the head of the city guard...

1

Auguste: Greetings! Would you like to be my number one accomplice? I mean, assistant?

1

Ignatius Vulcan: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Proceed with the infusion.
  3. Cancel.
1

Nieve: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: That way just leads to a big drop, straight down the cliff. I think it's more suited to eagles.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What shall we do now?
  3. Do you recognise the gnome on the beach?
  4. Can you take me back to your kingdom?
  5. I cannot convince Lumdo to take us to the island...
1

Lumo: Look - a newcomer. I'd say let me be the first to welcome you to Ape Atoll, but I see you've already met the welcoming party...

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kurask in the Iorwerth Dungeon.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

1

Player: Hello? Is anybody there?

1

Player: What happened to the statue?

1
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Player: Hey apprentice, do you want to try out your teleport skills again?

1

Gypsy Aris: Hello young one.

1

Player: How can I help Skrach?

1

Lumo: We are indefatigable Gnomes...

1

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Western achievement diary!

1

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

King Vargas: Have you spoken to the citizens yet, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

1

Tower guard: It is the wizards' helping hand - let 'em up.

1

Rolayne Twickit (hard): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1

Ellena: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Sir Prysin: So how are you doing with getting the keys?

1

Bugs: Hey there...we's could smell da Chompy from ages back...it smells lish!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. Ok, now tell me how to get Jubbly!
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
1

Player: I found your pendant, Princess Miazrqa!

1

Mage of Zamorak: Ah, you again. What was it you wanted? The Wilderness is hardly the appropriate place for a conversation now, is it?

1

Twiggy O'Korn: Hey there!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons in the Ancient Cavern.

1

Drew: If ya need any more sand, please come back and use Sandstorm again.

1

Smiddi Ryak (hard): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Greetings, friend. I trust all is well with you? Yanille is safe at last!

1

Player: Could you imbue my sceptre?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: I'm happy to help!

1

Razvan: Hello there. Thank you so much for all of your work so far. We all really appreciate it.

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Fremennik achievement diary!

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mutated Zygomites.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge your Staff of Iban
  3. Upgrade your Staff of Iban
1

Player: Why would I want to do that?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

1

Zaff: Would you like to buy or sell some staffs?

1

Zanaris choir: What do you want? We're trying to sing! Leave us alone and we won't bother you!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Aisles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Skavid: Tanath gor...

1

Skavid: Cur bidith...

1

Player: ... so I told Larry about the penguins' plot!

1
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Only Verzik's crystals can teleport out of the Theatre.
  2. Go and buy teleport crystals.
  3. Enter the Theatre without any teleport crystals.
  4. Enter the Theatre, and don't ask this again.
1

Auguste: Do you want to use the balloon? Just so you know, some locations require special logs and high Firemaking skills.

1

Ivan Strom: Hey there. I hear you're going to be taking me to the temple.

1

Ogre guard: Creature, did you bring me the gold?

1

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

1

Mysterious Old Man: Goodbye.

1

Fayeth: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Player: I have found the cave of ogre shaman, but I cannot touch them!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dark Warriors.

1

Cook: You're not aristocracy but I suppose you'd do. Do you want a good cook for 3000 coins?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
1

Player: King Narnode, I need to talk!

1

Lumo: Good work dealing with those abominations, %USERNAME%, you should talk to the commander.

1

Player: Here you go. I've managed to recreate the Rod of Ivandis.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more of the Shaikahan.
  3. How long have you been hunting the Shaikahan?
  4. Take me on your next hunt for the Shaikahan.
  5. I could slay the Shaikahan for you.
1

Yrsa: Good call!

1
  1. Fuse all of your onyx and zenyte shards?
  2. Yes - fuse them all.
  3. Fuse only one.
  4. Don't fuse any of my gems!
1

Player: Wow, that looks pretty heavy.

1

Hairdresser: Good afternoon madam. In need of a haircut are we? The service costs 2000 coins.

1

Lumo: ... and that's how I saved Narnode from the fire- breathing gnome-eating lizard-dragon-king of Jool.

1

Dr Jekyll: I'll be off now.

1

Lalli: Hey human! You not go in my house! It where me keep all my stuff!

1

Caleb: Here you go!

1

Johnathon: Hello again. My family now considers you a hero.

1

Bob: You don't have anything I can repair.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Apply it, and don't ask this again.
  4. Cancel.
1

Chief servant: Welcome to the Ardougne Domestic Service Agency!

1

Nieve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm not scared of the dark!
  3. I am scared of the dark.
1

Kragen: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
1

Player: Hello there little monkey.

1

Lumo: Those cheerleaders down the Gnomeball pitch...

1
  1. Set Piscatoris teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Steve: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Kandarin achievement diary!

1

Soldier: I see 2 adventurers in the canyon to the west.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Player: It might have helped if I'd actually remembered to bring my pet rock.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've been there, but I left.
  3. Remind me how this ritual works.
  4. I'm off.
1

Vannaka: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Player: Sigmund must be a member of the Humans Against Monsters cult!

1

Ogre guard: What do you want, small thing? Leave us alone!

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to blue dragons in the Ogre Enclave, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Player: Hi Mr Gianne.

1

Player: Darn it! It would probably help if I actually wore my ice gloves.

1

Burntmeat: Oh, it you again. I bin thinking 'bout you.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: Do you have the key to the excavation site yet?

1

Essyllt: The guard has finally returned. Seems it took him so long because he had ten times more cut than we needed.

1

Blurberry: So where's my Fruit Blast?

1
  1. Saradomin staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Hello

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
1

Zooknock: Nicely done.

1

King Arthur: Welcome to my court. I am King Arthur.

1

Player: Ahhhh! What have I done!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

1

Player: I have some orders from the king for you.

1
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Pastry dough
  3. Pizza base
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Rune gloves
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,450 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Guard: Yeah, what do you want?

1

Elder Gnome child: Hello!

1

The Lady of the Lake: Good day to you sir.

1

King Narnode Shareen: How goes the mission?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the Jormungand.
  4. Ask about anything else.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Fossil Island
1

Dwarf: Welcome to the Mining Guild. Can I help you with anything?

1

Mage of Zamorak: I already told you! Meet me in the Varrock Chaos Temple!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Savant: Okay %USERNAME%, I'm going to begin a low level scan for Solus now...

1

Savant: There doesn't seem to be anything unusual about these readings %USERNAME%... Looks like your hunch was wrong. Savant out.

1

Player: Are you related to Herbiboar now?

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: No portal frame
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
1

Dimintheis: Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon.

1

Caleb: Who are you? What are you after?

1

Savant: Background magical levels all seem within normal tolerable limits %USERNAME%...

1

Player: Can you repair my items for me?

1
  1. When using items on the bag...
  2. ... ask how many to store.
  3. ... always store as many as possible.
1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Eblis: So have you spoken to my Lord Azzanadra yet?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Minions of Scabaras.

1

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to dagannoth in the Catacombs of Kourend, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Rantz: Hey you creature..you made da stabbers Dat's good creature!

1

Tinsay: mmm ... Jogre bones ...

1

Player: Good day to you, Elena.

1

Player: Hey Bob!

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Perdu: I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Werewolf: You can't go down there, human. If it wasn't my duty to guard this trapdoor, I would be relieving you of the burden of your life right now.

1

Mage of Zamorak: How dare you wear such disrespectful attire in this holy place? Remove them immediately if you wish to speak to me.

1

Femi: Hello there.

1

Nieve: Sorry, but you're not strong enough to be taught by me. Your best trainer would be Chaeldar in Zanaris.

1

Rick Turpentine: It is milady %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but she seems to be preoccupied.

1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting fossil island wyverns; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 2,900 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Le-sabrè: Hello, welcome to Morytania!

1

Player: Good fish. Just keep swimming...swimming...swimming...

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Savant: Nope... I'm not picking up anything unusual near here... Savant out.

1

Party Pete: Hi! I'm Party Pete. Welcome to the Party Room!

1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Which logs would you like to use up first?
  2. Take logs from storage first.
  3. Ask me what logs to use every time.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill the Grotesque Guardians. How many would you like to slay?

1

Relobo Blinyo (logs): Hello, my friend. Would you like me to show you the prices of logs?

1

Anna Jones: You did it! Oh, well done! How exciting!

1

Guard: Halt. I need to conduct a search on you. There have been reports of someone bringing a virus into this area of Varrock.

1

Ava: Hello there, I'm busy with my research. Come back in a bit, could you?

1

Lyra: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Aretha: Respect the souls, traveller.

1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Rigour
  3. Cancel
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Player: Aretha said you might be able to repair the soul bearer for me.

1

Dommik: Would you like to buy some crafting equipment?

1

Auguste: Do you have anything for me?

1

Player: Hi, Sylas. I have Grimgnash's feather for you.

1

Player: I received your message my liege. How may I serve the kingdom?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Commander Zilyana. How many would you like to slay?

1

Caleb: Hello again. I'm just putting the finishing touches to my masterful salad.

1

Mistag: It is good to see you again! The Dorgeshuun Council would like to ask a favour of you, if you are interested.

1
  1. Remove the outdoor menagerie?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Haris: Hey! I didn't say you could go in there!

1

Player: What can I do around here?

1

Osman: Good, you have the print of the key. Get a bar of bronze, too, and I can get the key made.

1

Ellena: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Arceuus
1

Player: I think I should wait until I have enough fruit to make a full glass.

1

Ghost villager: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Player: Can I go through here?

1

Assistant Stan: Do you want to use the balloon? Just so you know, some locations require special logs and high Firemaking skills.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Please wait...
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1

Heskel: I want 25 coconuts for that.

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Remove the charges from this item?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make me another of Sir Vyvin's swords?
  3. Can you help me with this ancient axe?
  4. Would you like a redberry pie?
  5. What is that cape you're wearing?
1

Squirrel: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do I have to do again?
  3. Who is my opponent?
  4. Can't I do something else?
1
  1. Extend your PK skull duration?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Slug Hemligssen: I am sure you know what I require of you by now.

1
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Taxidermist: Oh, hello. Have you got something you want preserving?

1

Player: Hello, what are you doing here, so far from home?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill Kree'arra. How many would you like to slay?

1

Lundail: You'll need to have completed the Easy Wilderness Achievement Diary to qualify for free runes.

1

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: Hey it's you again! Didn't someone shoot you out of a cannon?

1

Cavey Davey: Be ye here te deal with the Horrors?

1

Torfinn: Well met %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to return to Rellekka?

1

Giles: I must be leaving now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1

Yrsa: I think they suit you!

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 4,100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Wizard Sinina: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Koftik: Hello %USERNAME%. How's things?

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Is there much competition between you raccoons and the magpies?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Molanisks.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill the Chaos Fanatic. How many would you like to slay?

1

Iban: The doll? You mean to destroy Iban? No! I am the son of Zamorak! I can't die! And you... You are his slave now! Even if you kill me you will hear his calls forever! You have already fallen!

1

Gunnar Holdstrom: Ah, isn't it a lovely day?

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Kandarin achievement diary!

1

Bee keeper: Sorry, you're not the person I need.

1

Lumo: ... and then the chicken said to the farmer: 'It was an aspirin!'

1

Captain Magoro: Hello! What can I do for you?

1

Sandwich lady: I'd best be going - lots more sandwiches to deliver!

1

Soldier: I don't understand why the Captain is always happy.

1

Candle seller: Do you want a lit candle for 1000 gold?

1
  1. Rock-shell legs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about V's Shield.
  4. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to bronze dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Vanstrom Klause: Hello there. The name's Vanstrom Klause. How goes it stranger?

1

Player: Can you take me back to Crash Island?

1

Harold Evans: Hey! Who are you and why are you here?

1

Player: Sir Tiffy! I got this scroll from a knight near Trollheim. He said I should deliver it to you urgently.

1

Player: Have your herbs died?

1

Player: So, will you take me to the Myreque?

1

Malak: Be lucky I have let you live, meat. Our deal is done, I wish no further dealing with you.

1

Zul-Areth: It's not often that we see more humans in this place.

1

Player: I'd like to claim my Adventure Path rewards.

1

Archaeological expert: Hello again. I am now studying this mysterious altar and its inhabitants. The markings are strange...

1

Sir Prysin: Hello, who are you?

1

King Thoros: On behalf of everyone in Ardougne, I thank you for your help adventurer. I'm afraid I don't have time to talk, my predecessor has left me with a lot of work to do.

1

Barge guard: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Kaht B'alam: Yesss?

1
  1. Status: 17 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Wow! look at this place, it's so colourful.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Flippa: Going away now.

1

Player: OW! My head really hurts!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crocodiles.

1
  1. You can't join your clan's battle after it's started.
  2. Observe your clan's battle.
  3. Observe someone else's battle.
  4. Cancel.
1

Duradel: You're still hunting elves; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice herself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Well? Have you managed to use my scrying orb to obtain the information yet?

1

Honest Jimmy: You here for the...stuff?

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Join your clan's battle.
  3. Observe your clan's battle.
  4. Observe someone else's battle.
  5. Cancel.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change view
  3. Exit
1

Larrissa: This is terrible...

1
  1. Godsword shard 3
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to General Graardor. How many would you like to slay?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Ghost disciple: What do you think you're doing? Get that away from the Ectofuntus!

1

The Overseer: I did not ask you to bring me anything, human.

1

Fernahei: Welcome to Fernahei's Fishing Shop Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

1
  1. Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Vampyre juvenile: Hey, you're not allowed through there!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any delphinium seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Episcula Helsing: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any snowdrop seeds to spare?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Green Dragons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some rosebush seeds, please?
  3. [Charm] These are the most beautiful rosebushes I've ever seen.
1

Ava: I'm not sure what you are trying to do; are you sure you aren't slightly deranged?

1

Mine cart driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?

1

Bernald: Do you know anything about grapevine diseases?

1

Bernald: My vines are cured! You have worked a wonder here, %USERNAME%! Here, you can have those seeds like I promised.

1

Player: I don't think I'll make that jump.

1

Gnome on a rack: Oi! There's no need for that, I already agreed to help.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: You don't even have 2 gold coins, humans!

1

Lumo: Carado - are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1

Niles: I must be leaving now.

1

Imiago: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Ghost captain: A return trip to Dragontooth Island costs 25 ectotokens.

1

Flax keeper: Hello again. I'm afraid I won't be able to exchange any more flax for bowstrings today. Try me again tomorrow.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Bryn: Don't think you want to be heading down there without knowing what you're getting into! Come and see me, if you really want to go down there.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Vampyres.

1

Dodgy geezer: Lookin' fer the Corsair cabin boy?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 3,500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Fairy Nuff: %USERNAME%! You found us! I'm so glad, I was afraid you wouldn't get my message.

1
  1. Zamorak staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Professor Oddenstein: %USERNAME% before you go through there I must warn you that there are flashing lights and strobe effects on the other side. If you are an epilepsy sufferer you must NOT enter! Do you still want to go through?

1

Berry: Hello there, what business do you have with the Woodcutting guild?

1
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Tiadeche: Have you taken the Karambwan vessel to Tinsay?

1

Bolongo: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Tinsay: Braaar! Tinsay's the name!

1

Tinsay: Have you found my seaweed in monkey skin sandwich yet?

1
  1. Really shoo the clockwork cat?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Boy: Thank you for getting my ball back!

1

Player: What's through this door?

1

Franklin Caranos: Herman tells me you've been fetching us an army.

1

Father Reen: You idiot! You lost Silverlight! I found it on the sand!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Status: 12 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Dominic Onion: I'm afraid your brain is far too inexperienced for these dreams. Come back when you've experienced some more adventures.

1

Bernald: Have you spoken to Alain yet?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Ghost villager: We do not talk to the warm-bloods.

1
  1. Torn prayer scroll
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Steve: 'Ello, can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What did I agree to do for delphinium seeds?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
1

Player: Maybe I should let him sleep.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Player: Tell me... do you like Avacado?

1

Player: Howdy!

1

Colonel Radick: Who goes there? Friend or foe?

1

Player: Why are you in that cage?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Please wait...
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to Zulrah. How many would you like to slay?

1

Lord Rologarth: How goes it, friend?

1

Player: ... and so the Iorwerth elves were finally defeated and the clan elders restored the city of Prifddinas!

1

Alice's husband: Woo woo!

1

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young lady. Did you want to work on my farm?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Lumo: And another one ... eats the dirt.

1
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 340 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: I'm tired!

1
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Oak logs
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: No portal frame
  5. Cancel
1

Weird Old Man: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1
  1. Leather boots
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Adamant med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Priest: Sorry, Sophanem is under quarantine. No one may leave or enter.

1

Oldak: I can make you a moving-over-distance sphere for two law runes and a piece of molten glass.

1

Player: So you live in a hole? I would've thought Boars are surface dwelling mammals.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Bob: Hello %USERNAME%. Shall we go back into the dream again?

1

Lumo: Oh my god - she's been through here 10 times now.

1

Ayesha: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1
  1. Fremennik shield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: What's a gnome doing here?

1

Millie Miller: Hello Adventurer. Welcome to Mill Lane Mill. Can I help you?

1

Olaf Hradson: Hey! I'm trying to carve and you're standing in my light! Move it!

1
  1. Remove the imbued bonus from this item?
  2. Yes. Refunded points: 1,000,000
  3. No - keep the imbued item.
1

Ranael: Do you want to buy any armoured skirts? Designed especially for ladies who like to fight.

1

Torrell: Poison ivy bushes don't get diseased, so you needn't worry about having it protected.

1

Ezekial Lovecraft: Well hello there; welcome to our little village. Pray, stay awhile.

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Well, that's a nice crate, but unless you want me to sit under a layer of (heh heh) cats, I think it'll need a false bottom.

1

Brother Tranquility: Well, the doctor is downstairs, waiting for you. I think he said he needed some things before he could begin.

1

Player: Hello again Lokar.

1

Jack Seagull: Arrr, matey!

1

Weird Old Man: Pst, wanna hear a secret?

1

Player: Hello there, I have this master clue he...

1

Captain Tock: Ahoy, young lad. Might ye be able to help me, perhaps? I be in a spot of bother.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask for a quest.
  4. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1
  1. Dragon spear
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to mutated zygomites on Zanaris, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Ghost villager: This cold wind blows right through you, doesn't it?

1

Player: What is this cave here for?

1

Wizard Cromperty: I've already given you your free allowance for today. Come back to me tomorrow for some more.

1

Lumo: Darn you, Carado - you always get the large jail cells.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: No portal frame
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Irena: Please bring my daughter back to me. She is most likely lost in the Desert somewhere. I miss her so much... Wahhhhh! *Sob*

1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Change your name in-game.
  3. Change your name via the website.
  4. More info about name changes.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to Barrows brothers. How many would you like to slay?

1

Timble: Good Day, how can I help you?

1

Mubariz: Welcome to the Duel Arena!

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to revert it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. If you drop it, it will lose all its charges.
  2. Drop it. You will NOT get the coins back.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1
  1. Zamorak platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Captain Errdo: I don't think I can fix this. Looks like I'll be heading back by foot.

1
  1. Do you need to see the battle again?
  2. Yes, I missed it. Show me the battle again.
  3. No, I'm ready to move on with the quest.
1

Brother Tranquility: Would you like me to take you to Harmony?

1

King Narnode Shareen: Traveler, any word from Hazelmere?

1
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Iron Man tutor: You're not an Iron Man. This armour is only for them.

1

Rolad: Can you leave me alone please? I'm trying to study.

1

Ifaba: Would you like to buy or sell anything?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Padulah: What do you want?

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Duradel: You're still hunting TzTok-Jad; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair your dragon defender: 40,000 coins.
  3. Repair items in inventory: 90,000 coins.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Torag's platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Vampyre Juvenile: Leave me alone. I'm busy.

1

Praistan Ebola: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Obli: Welcome to Obli's General Store Bwana! Would you like to see my items?

1

Player: Didn't Narnode say I was supposed to take Nieve with me to investigate the crash site?

1

Ghost shopkeeper: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Player: I probably shouldn't take any more of these.

1

Scarg: Yous creatures too weedy for da ogre stabby chucker, yous best stick wiv da cluks-cluks.

1
  1. Rune platebody (t)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Do you wish to:
  2. Unload the ammo.
  3. Leave it as it is.
1

Player: That's all the chores finished!

1

Nieve: You're still hunting kurask; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Monk: Excuse me...oh, wait, I thought you were someone else.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Lunar Isle
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I wonder what that was all about?

1
  1. Assignment: 81 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Anna Jones: Yes? Can I help you?

1

Ilfeen: I can't recharge seeds for you if you haven't got any seeds.

1

Thora the Barkeep: Hello again %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I suppose you want a drink? Or are you going to try another scam with that terrible Askeladden again?

1
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Willow logs
  3. Yew logs
1

Steve: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Fish monger: Hello there %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Looking for fresh fish?

1

Vampyre Juvinate: Leave me alone. I'm busy.

1

Wizard: You need 4 pieces of bark, 4 pieces of fine cloth and 37,000 coins for a splitbark body.

1
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Oak logs
  4. Willow logs
  5. Yew logs
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  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Oak logs
  3. Willow logs
  4. Yew logs
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Player: How's life now the curse has been lifted?

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Lieutenant Schepbur: Move into position lads! eh? Who are you and what do you want?

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Ingrid Hradson: Good afternoon! How do you like our village?

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  1. Ahrim's hood
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Gianne jnr.: Penwie wants a Blurberry special.

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  1. Guthix plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Duke: Please excuse me; I have much to oversee now that King Awowogei has put me in charge of the guard to replace Kruk.

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Spang: I hate this job. All the other staff are so happy all the time. It depresses me.

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Prissy Scilla: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

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Sacrifice: Please make yourself some space, I have something for you.

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Gruh: Da fatsy toadies geddin' all messy...

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  1. There's a free space, do you want to join?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No thanks.
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Mourner: What do you think you're doing? You're meant to be getting information out of him, not making friends!

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Player: Hello Arianwyn, how's it going?

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Longhall Bouncer: Hey, outerlander. You can't go through there. Talent only, backstage.

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  1. Status: 30 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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Player: I don't really want to drink this until I find out what it is.

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. Please wait...
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Melina: Oh why did he leave me?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
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  1. Are you sure you want to pick the lock?
  2. Yes, I'll continue picking the lock.
  3. No, I've had second thoughts.
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Bartak: Oh no! What's broken?

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  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Status: 26 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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Ayesha: I want 8 snape grass for that.

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Hajedy: We used to run cart trips down to Shilo Village in south Karamja. Since the troubles we had we've had to stop them though, too many people got killed.

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Lumo: Look at that Bunkdo, she almost looks like she's praying.

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Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook! Ook. Ook Ook!

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Ali the Leaflet Dropper: Here! Take one and let me get back to work.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Release
  3. Drop into oubliette
  4. Expel from house
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Louie Legs: Hey, wanna buy some armour?

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  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 550 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Bold adventurer, have you seen Romeo on your travels? Skinny guy, a bit wishy washy, head full of poetry.

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Gianne jnr.: Professor Onglewip wants a vegetable batta.

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Upgrade
  4. Cancel
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Player: That's a funny name you've got.

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  1. Rune plateskirt (g)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
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King Narnode Shareen: %USERNAME%, what are you doing back here? You still have a mission to complete!

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  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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Player: Hello Lanthus

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Player: I've got some questions about the ogre city.

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  1. Assignment: 17 x Fossil Island Wyverns
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Status: 25 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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G.L.O. Caranock: Get out of my office, human. You do not belong here.

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Aisles: I exchange banknotes for real items. That's not a banknote.

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Scarg: Yous creature doesn't stick mee's chompy, else mee's squeeze creature till yous a deadun!

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Player: I don't think it'll need any more fuel.

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Sigmund: I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, %USERNAME%? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!

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Gianne jnr.: Captain Bleemadge wants a pineapple punch.

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  1. Ahrim's staff
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Vasquen: I want 3 buckets of compost for that.

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  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 4,100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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The Collector: You might struggle to carry that right now.

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Elder Guard: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

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New recruit Tony: Please make yourself some space, I have something for you.

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Don: Whatever it is you're selling, we ain't interested!

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Monkey Archer: Ook. Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook!

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  1. Drake's tooth
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Troll Stronghold
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Ardougne
  5. Cancel
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Digsite workman: Hey, where are your leather gloves?

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Kruk: Ah Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

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Monkey: Let me go, can't ye hear them? Howlin' in the dark...

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Player: It doesn't look very safe in there. I'm not going in without a good reason.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. Please wait...
1
  1. Which of your logs would you like to store?
  2. Logs
  3. Oak logs
  4. Yew logs
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  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: No portal frame
  4. 3: Catherby
  5. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Please wait...
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
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TzHaar-Hur-Lek: Can I help you JalYt-Mej-Xo-%USERNAME%?

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Duradel: You're still hunting the King Black Dragon; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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  1. Rune full helm
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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Avan: Your gauntlets have already been forged by me. Speak to my father if you need another pair.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Nowhere.
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Francis: I want 6 handfuls of barley malt for that.

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Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

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Mosol Rei: Hey, move away from the cart please! It's unsafe to go in there.

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  1. Leather boots
  2. Proceed to cast Low Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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General Bentnoze: When Chosen Commander come to speak to us again?

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Player: Hello there. Are you Elstan?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  4. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
  5. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
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Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

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  1. Verac's helm 100
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. Please wait...
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  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel
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  1. Status: 32 damage points left.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
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Emblem Trader: I see you have been gathering antique emblems. My master is most pleased! I will offer you 1,100,000 points for all the antique emblems in your bank, if you wish.

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  1. Assignment: 159 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Assignment: 22 x Bears
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Scout: Begone, you filthy human. I spare no words for you.

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Elder Guard: Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ah Uh!

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Duradel: You're still hunting drakes in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

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Kruk: Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

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  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Can you heal me?
  3. What did you do before you worked here?
  4. Nothing, I'm fine.
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  1. Wilderness assignment: 64 x Mammoths
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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  1. Assignment: 88 x Abyssal Demons
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Monkey Archer: Ook Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook! Ah!

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Quiz Master:

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  1. Wilderness assignment: 113 x Bandits
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ah! Ah Ah! Ook. Ah!

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  1. Assignment: 213 x Nechryael
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Player: There is one shoot on this tree that I might cut off, but I don't have the heart to do it. If I cut this shoot off, this tree will probably die.

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Dugopul: Ah Uh Ah! Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

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Daga: Ook. Ah Ah! Ook Ook! Ook Ook! Ook.

1
  1. Climb into the fissure?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No thanks, I'm having second thoughts.
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Kruk: Ook. Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

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Konar quo Maten: You're still meant to be bringing balance to magic axes in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

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  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Salve Graveyard
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
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Monkey Archer: Ook Ah Uh! Ook. Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

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Monkey Archer: Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

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Kruk: Ook. Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Ook!

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  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Salve Graveyard
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Catherby
  5. Cancel
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Kruk: Ook Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ook. Ook. Ah Uh Ah!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Antipoison(4)': 5 coins
  3. Cancel
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Kruk: Ook Ook! Ook Ook! Ah! Ook Ook! Ook!

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Krystilia: You're still hunting hobgoblins; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Kruk: Ah Ah! Ook. Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ah Ah!

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Elder Guard: Ook Ah Uh! Ah Uh Ah! Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

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Kruk: Ah Ah! Ah Uh Ah! Ah Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

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Kruk: Ook Ook! Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ah! Ah!

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  1. Assignment: 236 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Monkey Archer: Ah Uh Ah! Ook! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Uh!

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Jaraah: Sorry, I'm not on duty.

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Monkey Archer: Ook Ah Ook! Ah! Ook. Ook. Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any advanced tips?
  3. Can you toggle my runes to equip when I pick them up please?
  4. Goodbye.
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Monkey Archer: Ook! Ah Ah! Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Ook!

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Nieve: You're still meant to be slaying hellhounds in the Wilderness; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

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Daga: Ook Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ah! Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

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  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kourend Castle
  3. 2: Ardougne
  4. 3: Kharyrll
  5. Cancel
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  1. Wilderness assignment: 53 x Revenants
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Kruk: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ook Ook! Ook Ah Ook!

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Monkey Archer: Ah Uh Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ook. Ook.

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  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: 20,350 coins.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Cancel.
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Kruk: Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook. Ook. Ook! Ah Uh Ah!

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Dugopul: Ook Ah Uh! Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook.

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  1. Assignment: 176 x Dagannoth
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Please wait...
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ook. Ook. Ook Ah Uh!

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  1. Karil's crossbow 75
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
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  1. Assignment: 65 x Lizardmen
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Please wait...
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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The Monkey's Aunt: Ah! Ook Ah Ook! Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ah Ah! Ook Ook! Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Ah! Ah Ah! Ook!

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Kruk: Ook Ah Ook! Ah Ah! Ook Ook! Ook!

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  1. Assignment: 42 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Kruk: Ook! Ook Ah Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ook.

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Elder Guard: Ook! Ah Uh Ah! Ook. Ah Ah! Ah!

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Monkey Archer: Ah Ah! Ook Ah Uh! Ook! Ah! Ah!

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