Renegade Knight: Please! Stop the hurting!
Sir Lancelot: How dare you attempt to imprison the greatest knight in the land? Have at thee!
Sir Mordred: You DARE to invade MY stronghold?!?! Have at thee knave!!!
Player: You guys deal with the guards, I'll get the Holy Grail
Player: Show them what for!
Player: Now I just need to get out of here and see Wizard Cromperty.
Player: Give him a right hook!