DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (6646)

  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.

Previous

Kitten: Meeow I'm happy.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
352

High Priest: Ah, yes, I have it here. I'm sure you'll get a huge amount of enjoyment out of it.

312

Player: Easy there tiger.

231
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
171

Hellcat: Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.

139
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
135

Kitten: I want to chase things.

122

Kitten: Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.

116

Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.

110

Kitten: I'm less than a month old.

103

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

99

Hell-kitten: Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!

92

Player: I think it wants some attention.

88

Hellcat: Prey on the weak and injured. Let's try the wilderness!

85

High Priest: You're right, of course. Anyway, where did I put that trinket I promised you?

81

Cat: Good but could we go hunting again soon? One of my friends got a medal from Gertrude for catching lots of mice.

80

Hellcat: Sigh. I think you're the only joke round here, no-fur.

79
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the chores Bob set you to do.
  3. Ask about something else.
79

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

68

Kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

64

Kitten: I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.

57

Cat: I want to go chase things kill them and then eat them, purrr.

56

Player: How are you doing?

43

Kitten: I'm 10 months old.

43
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
41

Cat: Can we go to Varrock sewers and chase some rats?

41

Kitten: I'm 4 months old.

41

Player: This isn't working the way I thought it would.

40

Kitten: Let's go to the ratpits in Ardougne. I think I fancy a fight!

40

Kitten: I'm just a month old.

39

Player: I think it's hungry!

38

Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

37

Kitten: I'm 5 months old.

36

Player: I wonder how old you are...

35

Kitten: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

35

Player: Em... Ahemm.. Excuse me?

34

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

32

Kitten: I'm 3 months old.

31

Kitten: I'm 8 months old.

29

Kitten: I'm 2 months old.

29

Hell-kitten: I need to crunch something - lets go ratting!

28

Kitten: I'm 7 months old.

27

Hell-kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

25

Kitten: Meow!

23

Kitten: I'm 6 months old.

23
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
21

Hell-kitten: I'm 9 months old.

20

Hell-kitten: Yawn. I need sleep.

20

Player: Good... I think.

20

Player: We'll see what we can do.

20

Player: How old are you now?

19

Hell-kitten: Lets go steal some things from stalls. I do enjoy watching shopkeepers panic!

19

King rat: Pfssst!

18

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

18

Felkrash: Yes you can get your lazy cat back in shape with a lot of rat catching, but you really shouldn't let it get into that state in the first place.

18

Hellcat: Hiss Hiss! Me! Do it again!

18

Hell-kitten: I'm 10 months old.

18

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

15

Hellcat: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

15

Hell-kitten: Me me! Find me some fish heads to crunch! Yum yum.

15

Player: NO!! Just stay out of my head ok?

15

Player: Oh, now that ones really bad. Guthix save me!!

15
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
14

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

14

Unferth: Before you go, I found the strangest thing. There was a package left under the bed, it's addressed to you.

14

Hell-kitten: I'm 8 months old.

14

Player: I'll bet!

13

Hell-kitten: I'm 4 months old.

13

Hell-kitten: I'm 5 months old.

13

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

11

Hell-kitten: I'm 3 months old.

11

Hell-kitten: I'm 7 months old.

11

Overgrown cat: If you don't stop talking to me, I'll never get my slouching time for the day done.

11

Player: Who's a good little evil cat then?

10
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
10

Cat: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

10

Hell-kitten: I'm 6 months old.

10

Player: Thanks!

9

Player: Hmm... My cat is trying to say something but I'm not wearing the Amulet of Catspeak.

9

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
9

Player: What do you want to do now?

9

Hell-kitten: I'm just a month old.

9

Hell-kitten: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

9

Player: Hello.

8

Hooknosed Jack: I did now get to it.

8

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

8

Cat: Me me, scratch me behind the ears.

8

Overgrown hellcat: Good answer no-fur.

8

Cat: I'm not as young as I used be, I think I'm beginning to get a bit fat too. Perhaps I should chase more mice to stay fit.

8

Hell-kitten: I'm 2 months old.

8

Overgrown cat: I'd just like to go somewhere nice and warm.

8

Overgrown cat: I suppose that's what you become once you pass your 9th birthday.

8

Hellcat: I'm feeling a bit like one of those dog things, all fat and slow. I'd love to do some rat catching.

8

Gertrude: Good good, See you again.

7

Felkrash: You should really name your cat.

7

Hellcat: Purr!

7

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

7
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
7

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

7

Overgrown cat: I would have thought you would have worked that out by now. Us cats are as wise as that sphinx.

7
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Player: Ha! Ha!

6

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

6

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

6

Player: I think it's really hungry!

6

Player: Who's a good cat then?

6

Player: Where do you want to go?

6

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

6

Hell-kitten: Meow!

6

Hell-kitten: Can we go tripping people up as they climb the stairs? It's my favorite.

6

Player: Touche my friend, touche.

6

Player: Hello again.

5

Player: Phew!

5

Player: Suppose so.

5

Bob: Okay, I'll join you there, on Lunar Isle. That's going to be a long walk on these paws.

5

Overgrown hellcat: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

5

Hell-kitten: I'm less than a month old.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
4

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

4
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
4

Player: Good job puss, I think that just about wraps things up here.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
4

Player: Oh dear.

4

Smokin' Joe: Joe just shakes his head.

4

Player: Who's an evil little kitty then?

4
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
4

Player: You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.

4

Player: I'd better go and kill some hell-rats then.

4

Evil Dave: Hmm... I think you've got the amount of one spice right, but the others are wrong.

4

Kitten: You don't think I'm cute and cuddly anymore do you? Is there another cat you like?

4
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
3

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
3

High Priest: Good day, %USERNAME%.

3

Player: ...the ticket?

3

Unferth: Please hurry!

3

Jimmy Dazzler: Here take this, you might find it useful

3
  1. Are you sure you want to shoo away the cat?
  2. Yes I am.
  3. No I'm not.
3

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

3

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

3

Player: Well cat, we should get back to those ugly sisters.

3

Sphinx: Well, I suppose I do. Seeing as you're such a good guardian of cats, I'll give you one. Be careful with it, though.

3

Cat: Here's as good a spot as any for some hunting.

3

Sphinx: I have to confess that, despite myself, I am impressed by your actions. I may have some work for you at a later date.

3

Hell-kitten: Can we go and tear up some furniture! I love that!

3

Player: You remind me a lot of a young chap called Dave I met once....

3

Cat: I'm good. But could we go adventuring soon, I'm tired of talking, meeoow?

3

Player: What?

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

2

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
2

Player: Thanks.

2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

2

Player: Well, we had better get out of here and let's do it quietly.

2

Player: Let's go!

2

Hooknosed Jack: There is an apothecary here in town, seek his help. Tell him that the poison was made from red spiders eggs and kwuarm. He should know what to do. Go quickly.

2

Player: Great. I'll get to it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. That sounds vile and cruel.
  3. It sounds a little dangerous for my cat.
  4. Wow that sounds like fun.
  5. Is there a limit to how much you can bet?
  6. Can I challenge you and your cat?
2

Gertrude: Well okay, but they're all just as cuddly as each other.

2

Player: Can you rename my cat?

2
  1. Follow the scary cat?
  2. Yes, that seems like a good idea.
  3. No, leave the cat alone.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2

Player: You fail to pick the guard's pocket.

2

Player: Hello there. How goes the fight for Klenter's soul?

2

Neite: *sigh*

2

Hellcat: Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.

2

Player: I should probably put my follower in the bank first.

2

Hellcat: I fancy pointing and laughing at some demons. They always make me cackle.

2

Cat: Purr!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2

Grimesquit: I 'ears ya. Bet's ya I'll squash more ratsies dan you....

2

Overgrown hellcat: Only because I know it amuses you. I couldn't care less... mmmmmmmm.

2

Felkrash: I'll only help you name wily or lazy cats. Bring me one and I'll help you out.

2

Kitten: I'm really hungry, do you have any fish, meeaow?

2

Player: Wait, I want to ask you a question.

2

Wily cat: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

2

Hooknosed Jack: Do hurry up. I don't know how long Pox can hold on for.

2

Kitten: Can we stay here in the sewers and hunt rats? That would be fun.

2

Kitten: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

2

Hellcat: Lets get out of here! Sewers make my fur smell. Somewhere less, erm, organised.

2

Wily cat: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Moko : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Yeyeet: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

2

Shelly: Purr...I'm happy. %USERNAME% is good to me. But don't start neglecting me now that I've told you that.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
2

Mids : Go away!! ~From the look in its eyes you decide to leave alone for now.

2

Wilson: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

2

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

1

Player: Yes please.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
1
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
1

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

1

Player: What's that cat? Can't you see I'm adventuring?

1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

1

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

1

Juna: Your stories have entertained me. I will let you into the cave for a short time.

1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Player: Thank you.

1

Watson: Thank you very much.

1

Hairdresser: Mmm... very distinguished!

1

Gertrude: Well there are these two ladies who know a lot about rat catching.

1

Gertrude: Well, my dear. Is there anything else I can do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm fine thanks.
  3. Do you have any more kittens?
1

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

1
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Attack.
  3. Strength.
  4. Defence.
  5. Hitpoints.
  6. Another wish.
1

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a celastrus tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Player: Hello!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Ali the Snake Charmer: Read the music, and copy what it says when you play the flute. You should attract rats to you like flies to a bucket of dung.

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Edmond: Sounds good!

1

Player: Can you show me how to train my cat into a wily cat?

1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw coins.
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

1

Brugsen Bursen: Hello, and welcome to the Grand Exchange! How can I help you?

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 5 council members left to protect!

1

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

1

Oneiromancer: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

1

Alain: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Hellcat: Come on! We can help Bob!

1

Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.

1

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

1

Hellcat: I'll explain later!

1

Bob: Bye.

1

Parroty Pete: Oh, thank you! We're ever so busy here at the Zoo.

1

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

1

Kitten: Meow.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. Can I have another set of Karamja gloves?
  5. See you later.
1

Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 coins please.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Dondakan the Dwarf: No no, thank you! After all these years, the riddle of the rock has finally been cracked!

1

Mogrim: Minecart rides are 50 coins.

1

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

1

King Black Dragon: See what I mean?

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Uri: Can you stand me?

1

Gertrude: Hello, my dear. How's things?

1

Player: These directions are from Ardougne, it would be much easier to find the place if I left from there.

1

Bellemorde: I don't want your fish. I hunt and eat what I need by myself.

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Oh well, I may as well go and tell Historian Duffy what I've found.

1

Felkrash: Of course, of course, they're the highest form of cat that I know of.

1

Felkrash: The key is to keep it active, bring it hunting or to the ratpits regularly.

1

Sanfew: If you ever come across more goutweed, bring it to me; I don't need any more for the ritual, but it's still quite difficult for me to get. I'll exchange it for some other herbs.

1

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. You can only own one of these. Recharge jar generator?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Wizard Cromperty: Okey dokey! Ready?

1

Meiyerditch citizen: It can't be that hard can it?

1

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

1

Herman Caranos: No, thank YOU!

1

Player: Thanks! See you around!

1

Guard: Please accept this reward from the family!

1

Tinse Torpe: Thanks for helping us out; we really do appreciate it.

1

Launa: TOLNA !!!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
1

Player: Thanks for your help.

1

Player: That's ok, take care.

1

Squire: Hi, how can I help you?

1

Player: It's just crazy enough to work...

1

Advisor Ghrim: Your current approval rating is %NUMBER%%. I'm afraid your subjects have not yet collected anything.

1

Player: Okey dokey, I'll go do that then.

1

Matthias: Don't worry; I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't upset it too much.

1

Sir Vyvin: And for a dedicated White Knight to have reached Master level like yourself, you get only the very best of all equipment available!

1

Ghost sailor: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Hooknosed Jack: Have you got the ingredients for me yet?

1

Tarik: Ouch!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you then?
  3. How did you injure yourself?
  4. Do you know anything about this pyramid?
1

Player: I'll think about it.... Right, I think I'd better investigate this place.

1

Player: Yes, strange people. But interesting nonetheless.

1

Player: Hmm... he is prone to wandering. But I suppose we might have a look for him.

1

Player: Oooooookaaaaay....

1

Player: I'm sure I can convince her there are better anthems.

1

Player: You know your lungs seem to be a lot better since I volunteered. Maybe you could try it again?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, exchange my runes, rubies and pendant for a medallion.
  3. No, keep my stuff.
1

Curator Haig Halen: Good heavens! I'd never let you do such a dangerous thing.

1

Clay golem: Thank you. Now my mind is at rest.

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1

Player: I'm still an adventurer, and I can't be everywhere in Gielinor...

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

1

Aisles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

1

Player: Well that didn't sound good. I'd better let Safalaan know.

1

Elstan: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

1

Priest: Don't let us keep you. I'm sure you've got plenty of other important questing to get on with.

1

Fred the Farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then.

1

Player: I wish you luck in your attempts.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sounds like a quest for me; I can't turn that down!
  3. I'm not sure I can take on such a responsibility now.
1

Player: Hello!

1

Felkrash: You already have a mature cat, look after that first.

1

Player: What's eating you.

1

Player: *Aside* I think I should leave him alone. He seems a little upset right now.

1

Player: I think it likes that ball of wool.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1
  1. Choose metamorph
  2. Electric
  3. Fire
  4. Extinguished
  5. Cancel
1

Elissa: If you're interested in his expedition, the notes he made are in the library in the Exam Centre.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Lazy hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Hellcat: What for?

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1
  1. Fuse your onyx and zenyte shard?
  2. Yes - fuse them.
  3. Don't fuse any of my gems!
1

Player: I am. What's our plan?

1

Evil Dave: I'm not going to try to be evil any more. From now on I'm going to be good!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nice basement!
  3. Weren't you going to give up evil?
  4. Let me try to explain the time travel thing again...
1

Evil Dave: That's nothing like the stew I tasted. All the spices are wrong.

1

Bank Guard: Halt! You may not go down there!

1

Doris: Well, I hope the two of you have a good time. Try not to make too much mess.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Although you're here, you're also still in the time freeze.
  3. From YOUR point of view I've saved you, but from MINE I haven't.
  4. I've got to take the food back in time to give it to you.
  5. You've got to tell me because the magic requires it!
  6. Oh, never mind.
1

Player: Okay, I'd better talk to your mum.

1

Player: Putting things in poisoned rat holes isn't my idea of fun.

1

Embalmer: Sorry, adventurer, I have nothing to trade with you.

1

Cat: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.

1

Radimus Erkle: Hello there! How are you enjoying the Legends Guild?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need help with The Devourer.
  3. Can you tell me about the gods of the Menaphites?
1

Bob: I'm not ready to set out yet. You go on ahead - I'll meet you on Lunar Isle, and we'll ask the Oneiromancer to help us.

1

Cat: Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.

1

Kragen: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

1

Player: ...And these walls don't look very climbable at all.

1

Bernald: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

1

Man: Occupied!

1

Man: Go away. People from the outside shut us in like animals. I have nothing to say to you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the new dig.
  3. I have some information which might be of use in your displays.
  4. Tell me about other sections of the Museum.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Overgrown hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Oops, looks like I'm a bit short. I'll have to come back later.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: It must have been feeling lonely.

1

Player: Wah! Yuck, it smells like there's dead cats in there or something. I'm not going in.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Guardian mummy: You need to have 12 stone artefacts to recharge your sceptre.

1

Kael Forshaw: Of course.

1

Player: Er... you're welcome?

1

Player: Hey, why do Rats need oiling?

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Overgrown hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid you find

1

Hellcat: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

1

Phingspet: I 'ears ya. Bet's ya I'll squash more ratsies dan you....

1

Player: Hey hey fatcat! Fancy a stroke?

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Oi matey! No followers allowed in the arena!

1

Player: Real friendly! No?

1

Player: No problem, I hope you get better soon.

1

Player: I see. Is that located anywhere near Lumbridge?

1

Player: Don't worry, I'll get the Apothecary from Varrock!

1

Hellcat: Thank Zaros for that. Finally some freedom from your ugly face!

1

Priest: Greetings, non-believer. May the blessings of Icthlarin rest on your tired shoulders and may they set you at ease during interesting times.

1

Hell-kitten: I'll explain later!

1

Daniel: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Wily hellcat: Come on! We can help Bob!

1

Wily hellcat: Hiss!

1

Cam : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Cam : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Cam : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Bruv : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Peter : Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.

1

Peter : Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.

1

Dude : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Envelo: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Overgrown hellcat: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

1

Despoina Callidra: Clear off then.

1

Lazy hellcat: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Player: Sorry I took so long, Kitty , it took a while to come up with a name for you.

1

Cat: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

1

Jex: Greetings, non-believer. May the blessings of Icthlarin rest on your tired shoulders and may they set you at ease during interesting times.

1

Sixela: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Sixela: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Sixela: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Sixela: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Camise: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Camise: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Camise: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Jultan: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Jultan: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Jultan: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Jultan: Go away!! ~From the look in its eyes you decide to leave alone for now.

1

Player: No thanks, I've paid that boy enough already.

1

Player: Sorry I took so long, Zzz , it took a while to come up with a name for you.

1

Lazy hellcat: Chicken!

1

Nonce : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Overgrown cat: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Ezra : Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Lazy hellcat: I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Lazy hellcat: Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

Moko : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Moko : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Tarn : Hiss!

1

Tarn : Lets go find Bob! I've got a bone to pick with him anyway.

1

Aaaaaa: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Frank : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Frank : Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

Player: Go on get that nasty rodent.

1

Pasato: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Yeyeet: Meow!

1

Yeyeet: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Shelly: Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.

1

Shelly: I don't know. Master knows me thinks.

1

Shelly: We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Shelly: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Shelly: I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.

1

Coco : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Pussy : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Pussy : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Pussy : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Cat : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Cat : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Cat : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Elliot: I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Kat : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Kat : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Jakres: I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.

1

Jakres: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Pasato: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Pasato: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Geneva: More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?

1

Wily hellcat: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

: I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Marten: Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Kenna : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Fenrir: Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

Fenrir: Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

Fenrir: Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

A : Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.

1

A : Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!

1

A : Anywhere dangerous is good with me!

1

Cunt : We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.

1

Ace : Yawn. I'm too lazy to even bother answering you.

1

Ulla : Well maybe if you stroked me the odd time, or played with me.

1

Ulla : I'll believe it when I see it.

1

Ulla : Hmph!

1

Ulla : Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Ulla : Anything evil is just fine with me.

1

: Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.

1

Grapey: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Meowth: Meow!

1

Meowth: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Aaaaaa: I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Wilson: I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.

1

Andre : I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?

1

Wily cat: Purr...I'm happy. %USERNAME% is good to me. But don't start neglecting me now that I've told you that.

1

Next

Player: How old are you now?

1311

Player: How are you doing?

951

Player: You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.

802

Player: What do you want to do now?

435

Player: Where do you want to go?

382
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
352
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
347
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
120

Player: I think it's hungry!

30

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

30

Player: Good job puss, we really showed those rats what for.

26
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
25

Player: I think it wants some attention.

21
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
18
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Wily hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
18

Hellcat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

16

Cat: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

15

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

15

Player: Hello.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you train my cat for me?
  3. Can you rename my cat?
  4. Can you tell me more about the pits?
  5. Can you tell me more about wily cats?
14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
13

Hooknosed Jack: My sources tell me that you were successful in killing the rat?

13

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

12

Player: I don't need to feed the cat anymore.

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the chores Bob set you to do.
  3. Ask about something else.
12
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11
  1. Are you sure you want to do this?
  2. Yes
  3. No
10

Player: I got de ratsies for you's.

10

Player: Good job puss, I think that just about wraps things up here.

10

Player: Hello again.

9

Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.

9

Unferth: Hello, I see you have a cat.

8

Jimmy Dazzler: Ah %USERNAME% aren't you just the ticket?

8

Kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

8
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
7

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

7
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Grimesquit: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

6

Kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Follow the directions to the house.
  3. Follow the directions another time.
5

Kitten: I'm 10 months old.

5

Player: Hi Unferth!

4

Kitten: Meeow I'm happy.

4
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
4

Player: Could you taste this stew please?

4

Hell-kitten: I'm 10 months old.

4
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
3

Apothecary: I am the Apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?

3

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

3
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3

Spirit tree: You're already here.

3

Player: Good day.

3
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
3

Hild: Greetings Adventurer, why have you come to me in my abode?

3

Player: Bob! I've found you at last!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
3

Kitten: I want to chase things.

3
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
3

Kitten: I'm tired, I'd like to have a nap.

3

Player: I think it likes that ball of wool.

3

Kitten: I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.

3

Cat: I'm not as young as I used be, I think I'm beginning to get a bit fat too. Perhaps I should chase more mice to stay fit.

3

Hell-kitten: I'm almost fully grown!

3

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

2
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Hi, I...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

2
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
2

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

2
  1. Play the 'Pyramid Plunder minigame?
  2. That sounds like fun, what do I do?
  3. Not right now.
  4. I know what I'm doing - let's get on with it.
  5. I want to charge or remove charges from my sceptre.
2

Player: Hello puss.

2

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

2

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

2

Player: Hi Bob!

2

Player: Hello?

2

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

2
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Kitten: I'm 8 months old.

2

Bryn: Don't think you can be taking any plus ones down there with you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
  6. More...
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
2

Smokin' Joe: Have you got that job done yet?

2

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!

2
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
2

Player: Hey Bob!

2

Hellcat: Practically perfect in every way. Ready for world domination.

2

Doris: Hello, dearie?

2

Player: Putting things in poisoned rat holes isn't my idea of fun.

2

Hellcat: Big, mean, and ready to rumble. Just the way I like it.

2

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

2

Cat: I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.

2
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Pet kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Overgrown hellcat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
2

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 85 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1

Player: What's my current farming contract?

1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

1

Otto Godblessed: Good day, you seem a hearty warrior. Maybe even some barbarian blood in that body of yours?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1

Player: This isn't working the way I thought it would.

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

1

Player: Hello Sir Amik.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1

Player: Hello again Gertrude!

1

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, lassie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
1

Sam: Thanks, I'll get on with reading it. Meanwhile, you can have this other book of mine - I won't be wanting to read it again.

1

Larry: I can't speak right now. I have too much to do. I will contact you when the time is right.

1

Bank Guard: Be careful down there!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Arianwyn: Welcome back %USERNAME%. While you were gone, I filled Baxtorian in on everything that has happened. I also took the liberty of calling the others here, so that we can discuss our next move.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Prospector Percy: Git back ter work, ye young varmint! There's treasure in them walls, and it's not gonna mine itself while ye stand here yappin'.

1

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

1

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
1

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

1

Player: Hello there.

1

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Bob's parents.
  3. Talk about something else.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Robert the Strong.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?

1

Hooknosed Jack: Ah, it's %USERNAME%, isn't it? Jimmy D said you'd be along. So what can I do for you?

1

Player: Well that's one less rat hole. I had better finish the job off quick before they start to reproduce again.

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Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?

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Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

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Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

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Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

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  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
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Miriam: Hello, human. Can I help you?

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Murcaily: Hello there...thanks for helping out Trufitus commune with the gods Bwana. We've been able to return to the village thanks to your help.

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Player: Hi Bob! How's it hang... going?

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Player: Hello again! I'm helping Filliman, he plans to become a nature spirit. I have a spell to cast but first I need to be blessed. Can you bless me?

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Player: I think it's really hungry!

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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
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Cook: Hello friend, how is the adventuring going?

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Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

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Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
  4. Egg
  5. Flour
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Head chef: Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. Only accomplished chefs and cooks are allowed in here. Feel free to use any of our facilities.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins.
  3. Cancel
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Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

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  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Lunar
  5. Cancel
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Player: Ready Bob?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
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Player: Hey puss! Any news?

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Player: Sir Amik Varze sent me to meet you here for some sort of testing...?

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Guard: Welcome! Would you like to go into the Dig Site archaeology cleaning area?

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Femi: Well done!

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Tarik: Ouch!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask the Sphinx for help for Bob.
  3. Talk about something else.
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Kitten: I'm just a month old.

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Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

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Player: Hello... Mr Progress Hat?

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Guard: Halt! Who goes there?

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Prissy Scilla: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

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Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing bothering me? Don't you think some of us have work to do?

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Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 4 council members left to protect!

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Bugs: Hey there...we's could smell da Chompy from ages back...it smells lish!

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Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 3 council members left to protect!

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Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Close.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any quests for me?
  3. Other
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Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Kandarin achievement diary!

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Kitten: I'm 7 months old.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello, what is this place?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have any quests?
  5. Hi, can you give me a weather forecast?
  6. Ok, thanks.
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  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
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Player: Good day to you, Elena.

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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Lazy hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Wily cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Player: *Whistles*

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Doris: Hello again.

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Evil Dave: Woah, what happened?

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Farming Gricoller: Deposit your fruit into the sacks before you come out here, otherwise it'll go rotten.

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Episcula Helsing: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

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Bob: I'm not ready to set out yet. You go on ahead - I'll meet you on Lunar Isle, and we'll ask the Oneiromancer to help us.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. I have those marigolds for you.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I've grown those onions like you asked.
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. That's all, thanks.
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Phingspet: O 'ello what's we gots 'ere?

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Gypsy: You should make sure that's the correct recipe first.

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  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell-kitten).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
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Kitten: I'm 9 months old.

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Hell-kitten: Great. Ready to take on another of those pesky rats!

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Doris: Hello again dearie. How are you doing?

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Hell-kitten: I'm 6 months old.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 9 months old.

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  1. Status: 10 charges left.
  2. Break the necklace.
  3. Cancel.
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Kitten: Can we go visit Gertrude, I'd like to see her again, she's very nice.

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Player: Can I use this garden for my own farming?

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Doris: Hello again. Did you make your stew?

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Kitten: I'm 6 months old.

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Kitten: I'm 4 months old.

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Player: Good... I think.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 2 months old.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 7 months old.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 8 months old.

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Hell-kitten: I'm just a month old.

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Hell-kitten: I'm 5 months old.

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Overgrown cat: I'm old and fat if that's what you're driving at. What, are you thinking of trading me in for a younger model after all the adventuring we've done together? Is that it?

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Lazy hellcat: I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.

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Hooknosed Jack: Have you completed the task yet?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. Please wait...
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
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Hell-kitten: Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.

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Fierce: I don't want to.

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Wily hellcat: Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.

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  1. Assignment: 124 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Wily cat: Purr...I'm happy. %USERNAME% is good to me. But don't start neglecting me now that I've told you that.

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