Goblins: Big High War God! Big High War God!
Zanik: Thousands of years ago, the Big High War God forced all goblins to fight in a terrible war.
Zanik: Goblins... goblins of the Goblin Village. I'm Zanik of the Dorgeshuun. You may know the legend of the Dorgeshuun, but let me tell you our own version.
Zanik: No! Listen! The god commanded the Dorgeshuun to fight a battle they could not win!
Goblin: You weak! You hide instead of fight!
Zanik: You don't need to think in those terms! We've lived for centuries without war, and without gods, and-
General Bentnoze: We under attack!