DIALOGUE_NPC (7166)

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

Previous

  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
36
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
26
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
20
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
19
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
14
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
14
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
13
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
12

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Player: Thank you.

11

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
9

Player: What?

8
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
8
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
8
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
8

Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

7
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
7
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

7

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

7

Player: I'll see what I can do.

7
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
6
  1. Make sure you've collected all your stuff!
  2. Leave the Theatre.
  3. Stay in the Theatre.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything easier?
  3. Thank you.
5
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
5

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

5
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
5

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

5
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Player: Okay, great!

5

Player: Yes, I'd love a cuppa.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
4

Player: Hello.

4

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
4
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
4

Reldo: Well then use this strange device to feel where your destination is and dig.

4

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

4
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
4

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

4
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
3
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

3

Player: Great, thanks!

3
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Player: Sure, I'll be glad to help a person in need.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
3

Spirit tree: You're already here.

3

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
3
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
3

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
3
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
3
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
3

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

3

Squirrel: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

3

Amy: Please could you go see Ross, north of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

3
  1. Which outfit piece do you want?
  2. Mask.
  3. Top.
  4. Trousers.
  5. Boots.
  6. Gloves.
3
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
2
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
2

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

2

Player: Penguin time!

2

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

2

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
2
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

2
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Mernia: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
2
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
2
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
2

Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
2

Buggie: wooooo ooo woo-woo

2

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some white berries for us? I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

2

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

2

Treznor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Stay.
2

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

2

Lady Servil: Please do. My family is wealthy and can reward you handsomely. I'll be waiting here for you.

2
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Alan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
2

Treznor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Konar quo Maten: Once the balance has been served, return to me.

2

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

2

Player: Hello again.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
2

Uri: I have a story about that.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
2

Player: I think it's hungry!

2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you move my house please?
  3. Can you redecorate my house please?
  4. Could I have a Construction guidebook?
  5. Tell me about houses!
  6. Tell me about that skillcape you're wearing.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you live so close to the trolls?
  3. What do you have to offer?
  4. No thanks, Eadgar.
2

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another cloak?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2

Ellena: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Kettle
  3. Teapot
  4. Cup
  5. Beer glass
  6. More...
2

Brambickle: Thanks %USERNAME%!

2

Bailey: That's okay. I just can't shake the feeling that this is the start of something... Terrible.

2

Player: That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.

2

Player: Well that is a risk I will have to take.

2

Player: Thanks for the Rota Bert. I'll go check for the original with Sandy in Brimhaven.

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2

Player: Okay, I'll remember that.

2
  1. Do you wish to return to shore?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: I think it's really hungry!

2

Ana (in-a-barrel),: Get me OUT OF HERE!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll get on.
  3. No, I've got other plans.
  4. Attract mine cart drivers attention.
2

Gunnjorn: Sure. Here you go.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
2

Vampyre Juvinate: Okay, I guess you can go then, food sack!

2
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
2
  1. There's a glowing fungus I placed in here earlier.
  2. Take it.
  3. Leave it.
2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
2

Commander Connad: You've won...

2

Veliaf Hurtz: You've done well. I'd say you've earnt a break. Before you go though, here's a little something to thank you for your hard work.

2

Head chef: Now you can use the title Master Chef.

2

Butler: Very good, madam.

2

Amy: Please could you go see Jess, upstairs of the building south of the church in East Ardougne for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Amy: Please could you go see Tau, south east of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

2

Edmond: Thank you friend.

2

Probita: I'll make sure people hear about this!

2

Drew: Ya don't have any buckets of sand to withdraw. Ya need to give me empty buckets, and grind sandstone in my grinder, then I'll sell ya buckets of sand.

2

Nulodion: Thank you, adventurer. The Dwarf Black Guard will remember this.

2

Player: Don't worry, I'll get them for you. Let's see... some coal and some logs. Shouldn't be too hard.

2

Slug Hemligssen: Right, %FREMENNIK_NAME%, you had better go and talk to the King. I expect he'll want to discuss your intelligence.

2

Ellamaria: Yes peasant, push. Here - take this trolley. You can use it to push the statues here.

2

Fairy Very Wise: Ok, just be careful, his henchmen have keen eyes and will be watching out for him.

2

Security Guard: If you need more information, you can talk to my twin brother in the Lumbridge graveyard about your account security.

2

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

2

Merlin: Excuse me for rushing off like this, but I must get back to my workroom.

2

Oziach: I'm not sellin' ye anything till you've slayed that dragon! Now be off wi' ye.

2

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

1

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Demon butler: I shall bound around the globe on roads of pure air to bring back materials for your marvellous pursuits!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Now, would you like another contract?

1

Player: Yes please.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a dragonfruit tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1

Uri: *sneezes* What?

1

Player: Hello Veos.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 4 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
1

K'klik: Sure, that's easy.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
1

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

1

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
1

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Savant: Let's worry about that later; Go get Solus!

1

Player: Got any tips for me?

1

General Hining: You have done well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

1

Achietties: Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild.

1
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Robin: Yes, anything!!!

1

Taria: Correct!

1
  1. Dismantle your Xeric Talisman?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: What's going on here?

1

Soldier (tier 2): To the arena!

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Watson: Thank you very much.

1

Player: Thanks, I'm sure they'll be very useful.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow some snapdragon for us? I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Player: Your scout refused to help. He asked for proof that you sent me.

1

Elf Tracker: I tell you what. Now that you're here I may as well give you a hand. I'll search here on the east side. You check out the west end of the camp. Come and tell me if you find anything.

1

Ellena: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Dark Mage: A simple transfiguration spell should resolve that for you. Now leave me be!

1

Vyrelord: I do enjoy a day out at the Theatre.

1

Traiborn: Spot on!

1
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: What a beautiful song!

1

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Where is that area?
  4. Okay, great!
1

Dark mage: Spot on!

1

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

1

Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

High Priest: If you rub this lamp, it will increase your combat stats. Be aware that it only has two wishes, rather than the traditional three.

1

Bolongo: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
1

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another shield?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Sacrifice: The High Priestess says you're to be the sacrifice instead of me. I was so looking forward to meeting Zulrah.

1

Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 22,000 coins deposited first.

1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I see the general store please?
  3. Can I see the building store please?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1

Ghost villager: I'll do anything that annoys Necrovarus.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Player: Hello!

1

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

1

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

1

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Brimstail: Izzie! No! There's something very wrong going on here...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about the Museum.
  3. I have some information that might be of use in your displays.
  4. No thanks.
1

Player: Good day.

1

Mosol Rei: Please can you give it to Trufitus. He may be able to give you extra details on the legend surrounding Rashiliyia. Good luck!

1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Player: And you. See you later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sell it.
  3. Keep it.
1

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Nikkie: I want 15 papaya fruits for that.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a yew tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Protecting the Dwarf
  3. Protecting the Goblins
  4. Protecting the Pirate
  5. More...
1

Player: Thanks!

1
  1. Climb down terrifying hole?
  2. Yes, I'll shimmy down the rope into possible doom.
  3. 'Err, no actually, I've had second thoughts about this.
1

Cook: Cheers!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Play it safe.
  3. I'll steer clear of deep water but wield this anyway.
1

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

1

Soldier (tier 5): Don't you already have a set of my armour?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a maple tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Player: I think it wants some attention.

1

Caroline: Thank you. Take care of yourself %USERNAME%.

1

Hengrad: Wait.. sshh, the guard is coming. Looks like you'll be going into the arena. Good luck friend.

1

Wizard Mizgog: Give them here and I'll check that they really are MY beads, before I give you your reward. You'll like it, it's an amulet of accuracy.

1

Guildmaster Jane: Please could you grow a palm tree for us? I'll reward you once you have checked its health.

1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some poison ivy berries. I'll reward you once you have checked their health.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1

Murphy: Good luck, I'll weigh anchor. Climb up the chain to get aboard.

1

Nung: You do dis, den maybe Nung let you swaps da big crunchy claws.

1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

TzHaar-Ket-Keh: Well done in the Inferno, you can take this TokKul as reward.

1

Arianwyn: Welcome back %USERNAME%. While you were gone, I filled Baxtorian in on everything that has happened. I also took the liberty of calling the others here, so that we can discuss our next move.

1

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

1
  1. Swap 120 flax notes for bowstrings?
  2. Agree
  3. Decline
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Withdraw coins.
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1

Guardian Mummy: You've had your five minutes of plundering. Now be off with you!

1

Bartender: Not at all, just doing my part.

1

Zavistic Rarve: So what, hating monsters isn't a crime in itself...although I suppose that it does give a motive if Sithik was involved. On its own, it's not enough evidence though.

1
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1

Rosie: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Prospector Percy: Spot on!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Deposit coins
  3. Withdraw coins
  4. Cancel
1

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

1

Savant: Any time, %USERNAME%. Over and out.

1

Player: Thanks.

1

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Kamfreena: I'll release some cyclopes which might drop the next defender for you. Have fun in there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1

Player: Hi.

1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Mercy: Why, hello there, young'un. Did my boy Percy say you could come up here?

1

Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.

1

Professor Gracklebone: Well, isn't that handy? Thanks, human! You can have this other book that I don't want.

1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

Professor Gracklebone: I'm looking for: 'The Journey of Rada, by Griselle.'

1
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
1

Grish: Yeah creature, yous gotta get da ogrish old fings for da making new jiggig and proper in da special way.

1

Watson: Nice work %USERNAME%, I've had one of each lower tier clue scroll from you.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Well done.

1
  1. Pay 9 raw sweetcorn?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Alexandra: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: You pick the HAM guard's pocket.

1

Elder Guard: As you wish.

1

Player: Yes. Please tell me more.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Player: It's a surprise! Follow me.

1

Player: Thanks, that's very nice of you!

1

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

1
  1. How would you like to kill him?
  2. Brutally
  3. Softly
1

Garkor: We have to stop Glough! Get back to the Stronghold and warn the king before it's too late! I'll get the rest of the 10th squad together and we'll meet you there.

1
  1. Wriggle through the rubble?
  2. Yes, I'll wriggle through.
  3. No, I'll stay here.
1

Dominic Onion: I've prepared your dream. Step into the enclosure, invite up to 4 players to join you, then drink from the vial to begin. Each of you will need to unlock the coffer and have 16,000 coins deposited first.

1
  1. Uncharge your staff for all its charges? (regaining %NUMBER_COMMA% blood runes)
  2. Proceed.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Vampyre Juvinate: Ha, ha, ha, time to disappear and rejuvenate!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't think so, it might animate and attack me!
  3. Yes, I may find something else on the corpse.
1

Junior Navigator: You should probably talk to the lead navigator, he's calling the shots around here.

1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1

Uri: Loser says what.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1

Martin the Master Gardener: Great! I'll see you soon then.

1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Jorral: Be careful with it, the raw magic can damage you unexpectedly when you feel it.

1

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

1
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gabooty: Sounds right!

1

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

1

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Shiratti the Custodian: Thanks for returning the statuette. You have freed us of our curse. May you forever be considered a friend of Elidinis and her followers.

1

Evil Dave: You can kill him?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

1

Player: Thank you!

1

Roavar: Here you go!

1
  1. Leave the Tomb?
  2. Yes, I'm out of here.
  3. Ah, I think I'll stay a little longer.
1

Mairin: You're not going through there with that bowl with you.

1

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You not lucky. Maybe next time, JalYt.

1

Tyras guard: You cooked me a rabbit! Thanks a lot. You don't mind watching things while I take five to eat it, do you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get wax from?
  3. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  4. See you!
1

Steve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Hajedy: Well done.

1

Tiles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Kitten: Meow!

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Runolf: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Wise Old Man: Excellent. I'll see you outside the Colony. Don't forget to arm yourself - it could be dangerous!

1

Thormac: Aha, my little scorpions home at last!

1

Holgart: Aye lad. That be perfect.

1

Player: That's good advice, you stay here and I'll go try and find your father.

1

The Disciple: My master wishes you not to kill his minions without an agenda. You may only slay within the Chasm that which you have been assigned by a Slayer Master.

1

Player: Hang in there.

1
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Set value threshold
  3. Enable untradeable item warning
  4. Cancel
1

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

1

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

1

Martin Thwait: Spot on!

1

Mairin: Thanks, you should be able to get some tears from the next chest!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Commander Montai: Now is the time to retrieve the orb. It's all in your hands. I'll be praying for you.

1

Elkoy: Good luck friend.

1

Khazard warlord: Ha, you really think you stand a chance? I'll crush you.

1

Hickton: Correct!

1

Rashiliyia: My hatred and bitterness corrupted me. I tried to destroy all life... now I am released. And am grateful to contemplate eternal rest...

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
1

Lucien: You have defeated me for now! I shall reappear in the North!

1

Ambassador Ferrnook: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, Comrade.

1

Examiner: Perhaps you should use your newfound skills to find an artefact on the digsite that will impress the archaeological expert.

1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Guildmaster Jane: We need you to grow some watermelons. I'll reward you once they have been fully harvested.

1

Player: Okay, take care Golrie.

1

Player: I'll be going now.

1

Al Shabim: Oh, and here is your pineapple!

1

Askeladden: Sure, have as many as you like. I've plenty more!

1

Hunding: Well done.

1

Sawmill operator: You'll need to bring me some more logs.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 120 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

1

Mandrith: One day, adventurer, I will boast ownership of a much larger, much more dangerous arena than this. Take advantage of this offer while it lasts.

1

Captain Klemfoodle: You must have had to travel a long way to get this to me. Here's a little something extra as a tip.

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Apprentice: Okay, here goes! Remember, to return, just drink from the fountain.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Curator Haig Halen: Yes, certainly. Please hand over the shield.

1

Guard: Go, outerlander, and do not hurry back.

1

Centaur: What a funny creature you are! Why, you only have 2 legs!

1

Saniboch: Excellent work!

1

Brother Maledict: Peace be with you.

1

Thurgo: Just remember to call in with more pie some time!

1

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

1

Wise Old Man: Spot on!

1

Wilough: Thanks mister!

1

Sherlock: Yeah, no shirt Sherlock.....

1

Irena: Okay, that's all the skills I can teach you!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I brew ales?
  3. How do I brew cider?
  4. What do I do once my ale has matured?
  5. Do you have any spare ale yeast?
  6. That's all I need to know, thanks.
1

Player: How do I do that, exactly? I don't think I'll be able to get him down to this little island.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. But he's not a god!
  3. But he killed your daughter!
  4. And why didn't you tell me your daughter's been missing for years?
1

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Zul-Onan: Shhh! Don't disturb the sacred eels.

1

Player: Have you ever seen a blue panda before?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about anything else.
1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Saniboch: Many thanks. You may now pass the door. May your death be a glorious one!

1

Emily: Well, we've got Asgarnian Ale, Wizard's Mind Bomb and Dwarven Stout, all for only 3 coins.

1

Player: Thanks, Emily.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, it might be useful.
  3. No, I don't see any need for it.
1
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Do you know a raccoon called Dufresne?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Varrock platebody?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Meteora: Huh?

1

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1
  1. Construct it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Glough: Fool... meet my little friend!

1

Silk merchant: You drive a hard bargain, but I guess that will have to do.

1

Parrot: Squawk! Pieces of eight!

1

Mandrith: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Drunken Dwarf: Thanksh %USERNAME%!

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Well done in the cave, here take TokKul as reward.

1

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

1
  1. Do you want to leave the grounds?
  2. Yes, let's get out of here!
  3. No I've changed my mind.
1

Kragen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Crone: Good luck with that.

1
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Please wait...
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
1

Player: Ok.

1

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

1

Vyrewatch: What? What? Where?

1

Bardur: Perhaps I misjudged you, exile. Best of luck on your adventure.

1

Aggie: What can I help you with?

1

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, make me some blue dye please.
  3. I don't think I have all the ingredients yet.
  4. I can do without dye at that price.
  5. Where do I get woad leaves?
  6. What other colours can you make?
1

Player: Ok make me some blue dye please.

1

Commander Connad: You've got...

1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Baba Yaga: Best of luck, %USERNAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you make potions for me?
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1

Lady Ffion Meilyr: At last Baxtorian calls to me. I can't say I expected him to send a human, but I suppose nothing is as expected these days.

1

Captain Braindeath: Don't ferget yer bucket!

1

Shamus: or some such. There would probably be a good place for an elephant like yer to be starting looking I reckon.

1

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

1

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1
  1. Finds placed in this crate can not be retrieved!
  2. Yes, place all my finds in the crate.
  3. No, I'll keep hold of it.
1

Launa: Be careful.

1

Farmer Fromund: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
1

Fisherman: You must be blind then. There's ALWAYS bells there when I go to the castle.

1

Ghommal: Your gear so strong. Me impressed.

1

Player: You fail to pick the guard's pocket.

1

Monk of Zamorak: You better dress appropriately, if you want to go up there!

1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'Census of King Rada III, by Matthias Vorseth.'

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm really too busy.
  3. Okay.
1

Player: Huh? Was it all a dream?

1

Player: Ahhh why do I bother!

1

Magic combat tutor: You already have some mind runes.

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1
  1. Mystic robe bottom (light)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rimmington.
  3. Brimhaven.
  4. Nowhere.
1

Monk: Ok.

1

Player: Nothing, thanks.

1

Sir Amik Varze: Good luck! Let me know how you get on. Here's the dossier for the case, I've already given you the details.

1

Greldo: Yeth, Mithtreth.

1

Bill Teach: Thanks %USERNAME%. If ye need a lift back, just come see me.

1

Player: I see. Can I have this special cup, then?

1

Genie: Here, have this.

1

Player: Looks like my work here is done. Seems like that's successfully sabotaged their little secret weapon plan.

1

Player: Er, time for me to be off, I think.

1

Katrine: Ok. You can join our gang now. Feel free to enter any of the rooms of the ganghouse.

1

Duke Horacio: Thank you very much, stranger. I am sure the head wizard will reward you for such an interesting find.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Ava: We'll need a magnet next, one with purely natural fields and made from a carefully selected iron bar. A firm impact when the iron is parallel to Gielinor's field will stabilise this field in the rod.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Player: Thanks, bye.

1

Player: Okayyy. Thanks for the help Ava. See you later.

1

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

1

General Bentnoze: It a deal then. Brown armour it is.

1

Player: I'll leave you alone.

1

Boot: I don't believe it's exactly easy to get to though...

1

Zooknock: Furthermore, you will not be able to attack whilst using this, so be careful. Perhaps when I refine my spells I could look into making this possible.

1

Guildmaster Jane: You've completed %NUMBER_COMMA% farming contracts.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. I'm lost... Can you help me?
  4. Do you know about the Myreque?
  5. - More questions -
1

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

1

Gardener Ghost: Got it right 'ere in my pocket. Here you go.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Ok, which route should we take?

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the temple. Here's your reward.

1

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

1

Thorodin: See you later.

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I am not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
  3. No, I think I need to go get one of these Icon things.
1

Sacrifice: Still, it is nice to live a little longer. Thank you for what you have done.

1

Silver merchant: Why not. I can't use it anyway. Try feeling its change in temperature as you walk around.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): Well that's torn it... Looks like we can't get over this bog. We'll have to go back to Burgh de Rott.

1

Player: I'll get right to it.

1

Sir Percival: Ok, I will see you there then!

1

Noctillion Lugosi: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Woman-at-arms (hard): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

1

Eniola: I will simply ask you to select a payment the old fashioned way my dear chap. To cancel, simply come talk to me again!

1
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

King Arthur: Very well.

1

Player: Great, I'll go and get them.

1

Player: Oh, I give up!

1

Player: Right!

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1

Player: Ok. I'll see what I can do.

1

Mori: He'll be in the Tower of Magic, north west of here.

1

Player: You didn't say I'd have to run around... but ok! Milk, flour, egg, bowl of water....I'll be back!

1

Rohak: There, as good as my word. Hot rock cakes to my special recipe.

1

Player: I already have a full panning tray; perhaps I should search it first.

1

Heron: Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live!

1

Wizard Frumscone: You can't attack the Zombies in the room, my Zombies are for magic target practice only and should be attacked from the other side of the fence.

1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1

Barbarian: You look funny.

1

K'klik: I suppose that seems fair. Alright, just call me when you need me.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Norman, south of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Ellie: Please could you go see Bob in north-east Varrock, opposite the church for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Jeff in the middle of Varrock, west of the museum for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Larry, north of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Dad: Tiny human brave. Dad squish!

1

Angelo: Please could you go see Norman, south of the fountain in Falador for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Rat Burgiss: Yes, good luck then.

1

Arianwyn: I will let you know if there are any further developments. For now though, your work is done.

1

Player: Oh, right. Well, I'd better get on with it then.

1

Rick Turpentine: It is milord %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but he seems to be preoccupied.

1
  1. Trade in 1x Warm gloves for a supply crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

1

Player: Will do. Good luck Elena. I'll see you soon.

1

Player: I'll keep on looking then...

1

Player: Here's 200 Coins - chop my tree down please.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Please report to me as soon as you have any information.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting black demons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
1

Brian: Well done.

1

Zavistic Rarve: Thank you %USERNAME%, we shall bury him today. I have sent word for the guards to arrest Sandy, so no one will ever see him again!

1

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

1

Knight of Ardougne: Sorry citizen. Only Knights of Ardougne are allowed in the prison.

1

Pizazz Hat: Ok, I suppose it's my job. You have: %NUMBER% Telekinetic, %NUMBER% Alchemist, %NUMBER% Enchantment, and %NUMBER% Graveyard Pizazz Points.

1

Player: Hmmm... sounds interesting, I might take you up on that.

1

Guard: Then you may pass.

1

Player: I accept your challenge.

1

Kob: You win, I will call off the attack.

1

Keef: A deal is a deal. We will not be allies with the monkeys.

1

Fairy chef: Sorry dearie, no, but I have seen a sign with similar marks near the mysterious ruins. You know, the ones that lead you to the Cosmic Rune Altar.

1

Player: Apart from the strong overtones of death, this is turning out to be a real love story.

1

Waydar: As you wish.

1

Lumo: Look - a newcomer. I'd say let me be the first to welcome you to Ape Atoll, but I see you've already met the welcoming party...

1

Trufitus: It grows near vines in an area to the south west where

1

Hosa: You'll find them all at home, in their respective cities.

1

Player: I'll look out for it, then.

1
  1. Do you want to try to disarm it using your thieving?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Olaf Hradson: Too...cold...to...hear...whining.

1

Player: Ok, will do!

1

Aurel: I need 3 tinderboxes, 10 snails of any type and 10 bronze axes.

1

Player: Ranged please!

1

Player: OK, I think I've washed the key down into the sewer. I'd better go down and get it!

1
  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Trufitus: You are doing well Bwana. The next herb is called Sito Foil, and it grows best where the ground has been blackened by the living flame.

1

Player: Carlem!

1

Cornelius: Me? Why, I guess I could... Yes, in fact, I'm sure I could!

1

Player: Glad you're happy Lalli!

1

Player: Mr Progress Hat? Hello?

1

Squirrel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Magic Axes.

1

Mad skavid: They hid one in the sacred rock - nothing can touch it now.

1

Watchtower Wizard: Well, if you can cast Bones to Bananas, or any spells beyond that, you should be alright.

1
  1. Trade in 1x Pyromancer garb for a supply crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Almera: Would you? You are kind. You can use the small raft out back if you wish, do be careful, the current down stream is very strong.

1

Harpert: Hey vampyre! Over here!

1

Clivet: When you solve the sequence you may enter our hideout where our leader, Alomone, awaits you.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: From this day onward, you are outerlander no more! In honour of your acceptance into the Fremennik You gain a new name to be known as. You will now be called %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter the dungeon.
  3. Enter, and don't see this warning again.
  4. Stay out.
1

Nieve: You're still hunting fire giants; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

1

Adventurer (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

1

Lumo: Those cheerleaders down the Gnomeball pitch...

1

Reldo: Yes.

1

Player: OK. I'll head off and give this order to Glough.

1

Player: Ok Aluft, I'll be back soon.

1

Kolodion: You're not allowed in there. Come downstairs if you want to enter my arena.

1

Essyllt: Good luck in there.

1

Player: Ok thanks, I'll go and get it.

1

Player: We'll see!

1

Juna: It has not been long since your last visit. Come again in 2 days.

1

Villia: I believe you are currently assisting another customer of this Library. I shall not trouble you with my needs at this time.

1

Mandrith: Well done.

1

Player: That's for you to work out. The first payment is to be collected soon.

1
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Pastry dough
  3. Pizza base
  4. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Lizardmen in the Kebos Swamp.

1

Blasidar the sculptor: Great! In the mean time, I'll build the statue up to the neck!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting blue dragons; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: Ok. That seems easy enough.

1

Murcaily: I've already given you some trading sticks and I don't have any more on me at the moment. Why not go and talk to some of the other villagers and get some contributions?

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
1

Savant: That would seem best... Savant over and out.

1

Merlin: Well done, young adventurer. You truly are a worthy knight.

1
  1. Let the sigil teleport you when worn?
  2. Yes
  3. No.
1

Player: Alright alright... don't lose your head.

1

Caleb: You will? It would help me a lot!

1

Lumberjack Leif: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

1

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Orlando Smith: Nice job, mate. That looks about right.

1

Mourner: You heard right. Head on in and see what you can do.

1

Doomsayer: You got lucky this time, next time doom will be upon you.

1

Guard: You may now pass.

1
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns on Fossil Island.

1

Svidi: Yes, that will do.

1

Sharimika: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Squirrel: I want 15 limpwurt roots for that.

1

'The Guns': Ahhh! Smashin...urrghh...deal!

1

Duradel: You're still hunting hellhounds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 25 x Raw karambwan
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What did you call me?
  4. No I'm fine thanks.
1

King Lathas: Remember, the Underground Pass is lethal. Go prepared with food and armour or you won't last long.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you stand here?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Lumbridge Guide: Greetings Zanik! I am here to give information and directions to new players. Do you require any help?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear gal. I can sell you up to Initiate level items only I'm afraid.

1

Boy: Thank you so much!

1

Dairy cow: MOO

1

Veronica: Oh he went off to talk to some green warty guy. I'm sure he'll be back soon.

1

Denulth: I shall present you with some steel fighting claws. In addition I shall show you the knowledge of creating the fighting claws for yourself.

1

Sergeant Mossfists: We distract guards for you. If we see them, we attack them so you get past while we fighting!

1

Player: I'm glad the new sword worked out alright.

1

Player: At last! I've had enough of these caves.

1

Lady Carys Hefin: Then it is time to resume my role among the elves. I will go at once.

1

Kolodion: You still need to train with the flame spell inside the arena before you can use it outside.

1

Rat Burgiss: Not at all! Farewell!

1

Ignisia: May the sacred flame guide you brother.

1

Thessalia: There you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How will all that help?
  3. Do I really have to quit the Temple Knights?
  4. What am I supposed to be doing again?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you give me your key?
  3. Where can I find Captain Rovin?
  4. Where does the wizard live?
1

Edmond: Now I'd recommend you go and see Elena. She'll want to thank you herself. She lives in the house opposite ours.

1

Rickety Door: Correct! This is a common phishing method and puts your account at risk!

1

Snowflake: I think it will be useful to us. You will see why soon enough.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Are we nearly there yet?

1

Player: I'll be off.

1

Dwarven Ferryman: Come back later.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Zamorak
  4. Guthix
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, teleport me to Unferth's house.
  3. No thanks, I'll stay in Sophanem.
1

Brian O'Richard: Certainly, when you enter the maze I'll give you another jewel. Good luck!

1

Player: Okay, I'll grow you some marigolds.

1

Lyra: Speak to me when they are fully grown. You need not pick them for me, I will be able to assess your skills by simply watching you.

1

Winter Soldier: Sometimes I wish this thing would just escape. At least we'd have something to do then.

1

Lucien: I suppose you want your reward? I shall grant you much power!

1

Hadley: Enjoy your visit.

1

Edmond: Ha. That's my Elena.

1

Player: Magic Egg Ball, what should I train today?

1

Ellamaria: Yes, and that's all he deserves! Here you go, your help here has proved invaluable.

1

Tamayu: ... and it seems to be healing too quickly!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: If you need any help with your trials, I suggest you speak to Askeladden. He is currently doing his own trials of manhood to become a true Fremennik.

1

Hosa: Sadly you are not favoured by the citizens of Hosidius. When you are, come back to me and I'll help too.

1

Tiadeche: I will meet you in the village once you have helped my brothers and spoken to my father.

1

Elstan: I need some marigolds so that I can woo Lyra. Grow them from seed to flower in this flower patch here, pick them and give them to me, and I'll give you some delphinium seeds.

1

Player: Tell me... do you like Avacado?

1

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young lady. Did you want to work on my farm?

1

Player: Who is that behind you?

1

Trufitus: Sorry, Bwana, that herb is so dirty that I can't even tell whether it is fresh. Please clean it first.

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the lassie I be needin'.

1

Zaff: Yes, of course, %USERNAME%. Here you are. Please bear in mind that this ring has no charges left with which to summon me, however.

1

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

1

Player: Steady on!

1

Ali the Operator: I've already given you a Blackjack, try using it.

1

Duke Horacio: %USERNAME%, please find out what you can about this brooch. The librarian in Varrock might be able to help identify the symbol.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's see what you've got then.
  3. Sorry, I'm not interested.
1

Zooknock: They ought to be for sale in the village, but be careful: you probably will not be able to walk straight in and buy one.

1

Captain Rimor: Not until you have completed at least 100 challenges.

1

Player: No, I'm just passing by.

1
  1. Force your body through the tunnel?
  2. Yes, take the pain.
  3. No, stay here.
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 26 x Mort myre fungus
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1

Guard: If the chieftain would let me, I would correct that oversight.

1

Gillie Groats: Hello, I'm Gillie the Milkmaid. What can I do for you?

1

King Narnode Shareen: I just hope he can help us in our hour of need!

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Player: The vampyre should be dealt with. I'd still best not risk it though.

1

Brewer: That means nothing! NOTHING!

1
  1. Leave the cave?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: Awww.

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: A website claims that they can make me a player moderator. What should I do?

1
  1. Banknote 18 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 900 gp
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks, I've got all the archery equipment I need.
  3. Let's see what you've got, then.
1

Yanni Salika: I hear that some old timer from the Legends Guild keeps sending new recruits down there..only Zamorak knows why.

1

Herbi: How very original...

1

Player: Um ... I'm just ... savouring their sweet perfume ...

1

Armourer (tier 3): All the equipment you've brought is the wrong tier. I deal with tier 3 equipment. Try asking my colleague instead.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting turoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Hura: Sorry, I don't have anything to sell to you.

1

Ava: I'm sorry, you need to have more skill in Slayer before I can use your help.

1

Ferox: So be it.

1

Player: ...I'll figure something out.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Varrock
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Lunar Isle
  5. Cancel
1

Hunding: Ho ho! Brave words indeed from an outerlander! Go down to the longhall and try it!

1

Valgerd: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

1
  1. Banknote 23 x Raw dark crab?
  2. Yes - 1150 gp
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, make me some red dye please.
  3. I don't think I have all the ingredients yet.
  4. I can do without dye at that price.
  5. Where would I find a redberry bush?
1

Spirit of Scorpius: The might of mortals, to me, is as the dust to the sea.

1

Clay golem: Golems cannot pass through the portal. But the demon will soon emerge. I must ready myself for combat!

1

Overgrown cat: Purr, nice master.

1

Ellamaria: I want you to grow a red rosebush there.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange 'Beer': 5 coins
  3. Exchange All: 15 coins
  4. Exchange X
  5. Cancel
1

Next

Miles: I must be leaving now.

57
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
45

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

29
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
28
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
24
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
21
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
19

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

18
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
17
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
17
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
15

Player: I've finished with the work you wanted.

14

Player: Hi, I...

13

Player: Hello.

12

Player: I think it wants some attention.

12
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
11
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Player: Hello there.

11
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
10
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
9
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
8

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

8
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
8

Player: I think it's hungry!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
7

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

7
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
6
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
6
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
5

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

5
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
5
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (hard)
5

Advisor Ghrim: Greetings, Your Royal Highness.

5

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

5

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

5
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
5

Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

4
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Player: Hello!

4

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

4
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
4

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

4
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
4
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
3
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
3

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

3
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3
  1. Pay 8 potato cacti?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
3
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
3
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

3
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
3
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
3

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

3

Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?

3

Professor Gracklebone: Thanks, human. You can have this other book that I don't want.

3
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
3
  1. Store all your overload potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
3

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

3

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

3

Gate Keeper: I've received orders to let you through if you want. Good luck.

3

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

3
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
3
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. All
3

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

3
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
3

Biblia: I have much tidying to do, so please be brief.

3
  1. Construct it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: Hello. I have some fine silk from far away to sell to you.

3
  1. Which Spice would you like to store?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
  6. All.
3

King Lathas: The adventurer returns, any news?

3
  1. Rune 2h sword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2

Vyrewatch: Halt! Halt, I say!

2

Player: What's my current farming contract?

2
  1. Is your party ready to fight?
  2. Yes, let's begin.
  3. No, don't start yet.
2

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
2

Uri: Actions have consequences.

2

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

2

Wise Old Man: Greetings, %USERNAME%.

2

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

2

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

2
  1. No-one may join the party after the raid begins.
  2. Begin the raid.
  3. Don't begin the raid yet.
2

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Guthix
  3. Zamorak
  4. Cancel
2

Konar quo Maten: Bringer of death, have you come to serve the balance?

2
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
2

Player: Hello there!

2

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

2

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

2

Juna: Tell me... a story...

2
  1. Pay 2000 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

2
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
2
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: Customisable Rumble (normal)
2

Alan: Which patch would you like to pay protection for?

2
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
2

Sam: Thanks, I'll get on with reading it. Meanwhile, you can have this other book of mine - I won't be wanting to read it again.

2
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

2
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

2

Trufitus: My greatest respects Bwana, I have communed with my gods and the future

2

Player: Urrrgggg.

2

Player: This door appears to be locked.

2

Wizard Mizgog: So how are you doing finding my beads?

2

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

2

Artur Hosidius: Hello. I wasn't expecting to see anyone else down here.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Which role do you wish to be?
  2. Attacker
  3. Defender
  4. Collector
  5. Healer
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

2

Eluned:

2

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2
  1. Exchange your platinum tokens for coins?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Spiritual Creatures.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
2
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
2

Player: Hi.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
2

Villia: You are very kind. Please find: 'Speech of King Byrne I, on the occasion of his coronation.'

2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

2

Gnome Coach: Ah! Here you go!

2

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

2

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

2

Player: Phew! I just made it.

2

Player: Good day my lord.

2

Player: Greetings, your majesty.

2

Tynan: Perfect! If you're still looking for work, I'm always looking for more grubs.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

2
  1. Take cleaning kit?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Ellena: Excellent work!

2

Player: Are you okay young one?

2

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

2

Player: Hello Sir, do you run the Sand Corp?

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2

Legends guard: Yes sir, how can I help you?

2

Safalaan Hallow: Good to see you, %USERNAME%. Glad you made it here safely.

2

Burntmeat: Did you find tasty human? Burntmeat smell something good.

2

Wesley: Got anything you want me to crush?

2

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

2
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
2

Player: Hey there, is this where you live?

2

Player: I have found your daughter!

2
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
2

Ana (in a Barrel): Let me out of here, I feel sick!

2

Irena: Hey, great you've found Ana!

2

Wounded soldier: Thanks for the medpack. I'm feeling a lot better now.

2

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

2

King Narnode Shareen: Traveller you're wounded! What happened?

2

Oracle: I've got a little challenge for you.

2

Sir Renitee: Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?

2

Captain Tobias: I have a question for you.

2

Town crier: Hear ye! Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc-

2

Gerrant: You've done it!

2

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

2

Alice: Hello. How can I help you?

2

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

2

Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

2

Velrak the explorer: Thank you for rescuing me! It isn't very comfy in this cell!

2

Dalcian Fang (easy): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
2
  1. You might hurt yourself if you do that.
  2. I don't care, I'm doing it.
  3. I'd better not in that case.
2

Doric: Hello traveller, what brings you to my humble smithy?

2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 20 x Oak logs
  3. Something else...
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
2

Broken clay golem: Damage... severe... task... incomplete...

2

Clay golem: My task is incomplete. You must open the portal so I can defeat the great demon.

2

Ivan Strom: Hey there %USERNAME%. I think I'm all ready to depart when you are.

2

Surok Magis: Well?

2

Gnormadium Avlafrim: Hello! Don't get in the way around here, we've got a lot of work to do!

2

Player: What are you doing here?

2
  1. Do you wish to try to avoid it using your agility?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
2

Player: Hey there, I'm finished with my project at the inn.

2

Enclave guard: What is this? Arrrrgh! I cannot stand this plant! Argh, it burns! It burns!

2

Timfraku: My sons have returned to the village!

2

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

2

Vermundi: Welcome to my clothes stall, can I help you with anything?

2

Player: Hello young man.

2

Steve: 'Ello, can I help you?

2
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

1

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to sawmill: 26 x Oak logs
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Uri: *sneezes* What?

1
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: Penguin time!

1
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
1

Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Fetch from bank: %NUMBER% x %ITEM_NAME%
  3. Something else...
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

1

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

1

Player: You pick the knight's pocket.

1

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

1
  1. Pay 25 coconuts?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

1

Player: Hello Sir Amik.

1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Cook: Wow! You were incredible!

1
  1. What would you like to ask the Magic Egg™?
  2. What rare item will I get today?
  3. Will I get a pet today?
  4. What should I train today?
  5. What boss should I fight today?
  6. Never mind.
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

1

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

1

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

1

Player: I have your signed longbow for you.

1

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

1

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

1

Player: This looks like one of the pages to Kharedst's Memoirs. Maybe I should try adding it to the book.

1

Player: What's going on here?

1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over elite clue.
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you look after my crops for me?
  3. Can you give me any farming advice?
  4. Can you sell me something?
  5. I'll come back another time.
1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I can see a lot of foul looking smoke at the bottom of this well.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Elf Tracker: Human! You must be one of Tyras's men...

1

Lord Iorwerth: Good day %USERNAME%. How may I help you now?

1
  1. Would you like to enter the caves?
  2. Yes, I'll enter the cave.
  3. No thanks, I'll give it a miss.
1
  1. You are not in a party...
  2. Form or join a party
  3. Observe a specific party
  4. Observe recent party
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

1

Uri: What's cheese?

1

Hairdresser: Well done.

1
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

1

Drezel: Ah, %USERNAME%. Glad you made it. Things are worse than I feared down here. I'm not sure if I will be able to repair the damage.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Saniboch: I'll want 875 coins to let you enter; this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer. Begone with you, riff raff.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Attack.
  3. Strength.
  4. Defence.
  5. Hitpoints.
  6. Another wish.
1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Bucket
  3. Spade
  4. Tinderbox
  5. Knife
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

1

Baraek: I must ask you something...

1

Kaylee: Heya! What can I get you?

1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
1

Ghost villager: Yes, of course.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1

Eohric: I have a question for you.

1

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Historian Minas: Hello there, welcome to Varrock Museum! Can I help you?

1

Player: Good day.

1

Phileas Rimor: Hello there. Not very often I get visitors. What brings you here?

1
  1. What kind of knowledge will you learn?
  2. Magic: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Runecrafting: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Cancel.
1

Captain Cleive: Hello there. What do you need?

1

Soldier: The Shayzien records say you've killed %NUMBER_COMMA% lizardmen since they began tracking your kills. %NUMBER_COMMA% were lizardman shamans.

1

Miner Magnus: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Steel Dragons.

1
  1. Is your party ready? (Members: 4)
  2. Yes, let's go!
  3. Cancel.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ankou.

1

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1

Dockmaster: I have a question for you.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Otherworldly Beings.

1

Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have one council member left to protect!

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

1

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

1

Necrovarus: You dare to face me again - you must be truly insane!!!!

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Saniboch: Good day to you, Bwana.

1

Player: Hello again.

1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Stay.
1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1
  1. Pay the gnome?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1

Apothecary: Very well done. This is for you.

1

Farming Gricoller: Hey, young lady, do you know what you're doing in there?

1

Hazelmere: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah!

1

Player: Hi!

1

Rasolo: Have you retrieved my gilded cross for me yet?

1

Arianwyn: Welcome back %USERNAME%. While you were gone, I filled Baxtorian in on everything that has happened. I also took the liberty of calling the others here, so that we can discuss our next move.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
1

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Prospector Percy: Git back ter work, ye young varmint! There's treasure in them walls, and it's not gonna mine itself while ye stand here yappin'.

1

General Khazard: Not bad, not bad at all. I think you need a tougher challenge. Time for my puppy. Guards! Guards! Bring on Bouncer!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Ewesey: Here you go.

1

Player: Nung, I have your giant Mudskipper Skins.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Player: If this thing explodes, I think I should stand a liiiiitle further away...

1

Zahur: There, all done.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Chasm of Fire.

1

Uri: I have a story about that.

1

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: This is the tankard I found on the remains of Brentle Vahn!

1

Captain Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself. Come back to me when you think you've got what it takes to get the job done.

1

Captain Khaled: Eh, what do you want?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wyrms.

1

Snowflake: Have you got the goat dung?

1

Phials: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
1

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

1

Player: I must go to the heart of the pyramid.

1
  1. Pay 6 cadava berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Examiner: Hi! Please complete this.

1

Nickolaus: Hello? Er... excuse me?

1

Asyff: Now you look like someone who goes to a lot of fancy dress parties.

1

Player: Hmm, it would be easier if I had some method of breathing under water.

1

Pirate Pete: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
1

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Kael Forshaw: Well met, %USERNAME%. Ranis will be starting his speech soon. Are you ready?

1

Lord Iorwerth: %USERNAME% how goes your search... Any luck hunting down that brigand?

1

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Grish: Yous creature got da old fings yet?

1

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Ankou in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Advertise your house on the board?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Bolkoy: Hello! I take it you're here about the trail?

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: You pick the HAM guard's pocket.

1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Runecrafting
  3. Solus Dellagar
1

Guildmaster Jane: Welcome to the farming guild. How may I help you?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Wyrms in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Roavar: M-my lord Malak, what brings you here?

1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

1

Bandit: What is it?

1

Grish: Hey, you's creature got da old fings?

1

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

1

Player: Hey. How do I get out of here?

1
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
1

Devan Rutter: Word on the streets is that Conrad King has met his maker. The Queen is impressed, you should head on in and speak to her.

1
  1. Carpet rides are free!
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

King Narnode Shareen: How is the mission going, %USERNAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll be fine without a tinderbox.
  3. I'll come back with a tinderbox.
1

Juna: You will need to empty both of your hands first.

1

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. No way, that looks scary!
1

Martin Thwait: You know it's sometimes funny how things work out, I lose some gold but find an item, or I lose an item and find some gold... no-one ever knows what's gone where ya know.

1

Father Aereck: I have a question for you.

1

Player: I have some bones for you.

1

Player: I can't see the bottom of the ladder. I think I'll leave it be, for now.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Leave and lose all progress.
  3. Stay.
1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, there's no such thing as a banknote for that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll carefully move the rocks to see what's behind them.
  3. No, I'll leave them alone, I don't like the look of that ceiling.
1

Prospector Percy: Oi, git yerself out of that hole! It's not safe in there.

1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1

Marisi: Now you're a friend to Hosidius, I'll look after all your patches here without you needing to pay me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
1
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
1

Duke: King Awowogei has ordered me to offer you some advanced combat training. You can have two training sessions with me, so please choose the kind of training you'd like for your first session.

1

Daer Krand: Here, solve this for me. I need to keep working on these notes.

1
  1. Do you want a chance of a Mimic boss fight?
  2. Yes, I want a chance of a Mimic boss fight.
  3. No, I don't want those.
1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Oziach: The solving of this puzzle could be the key to your treasure.

1
  1. You have already paid for access today.
  2. Enter instance.
  3. Don't enter.
  4. Ask for permanent free access.
1

Clay golem: I sensed a great darkness, as of a demon revelling in its moment of triumph.

1

Rantz: Hav' da stabbies. More toe'morrow if you come see Rantz.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
1

Denulth: Hello citzen, I have the map of the secret way you gave me earlier.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bronze Dragons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Squire (Veteran): Here, have this!

1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Hamid: Hello! Please complete this for me!

1

Roavar: Here you go!

1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Francis: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

1

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Burgh de Rott.
  3. Meiyerditch.
  4. Icyene Graveyard.
1
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes please, I can think of nothing nicer!
  3. No way could you get me to go in there!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
1

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

1

Mernia: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Elstan: I want 10 curry leaves for that.

1

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Player: Hey. You're with the Myreque aren't you?

1

Gertrude: Well done.

1

Shantay: Well done.

1

Cave monk: Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods,

1

Player: Hi there.

1

Player: Are you OK?

1
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
1

Duradel: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Seaman Lorris: The trip to Karamja will cost you 30 coins.

1

Eluned: You don't seem to have any crystals I can enchant. Return when you do.

1
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Wow! Somebody has trashed this cave! And what's happened to Fairy Nuff and the Fairy Queen?

1

Martin Thwait: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. Ok, thanks.
1

Elkoy: Here we are. Take the orb to King Bolren, I'm sure he'll be pleased to see you.

1

Player: You there, stop!

1

Hellcat: Well done, that's all the chores finished!

1

Guardian mummy: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

1

Miriam: Hello, human. Can I help you?

1

General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Father Jean: Most impressive, have this!

1

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

1

Arhein: Well done, matey!

1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Both
1

Kamfreena: Why hello there! I'm Kamfreena. Like the look of my pets? I think they're eyeing you up.

1

Sandy: I don't have time to talk to you. Go away!

1

Player: Hello?

1

Player: Hello again!

1
  1. Pay 60,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 60,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

1

Player: Can you tell me how the kingdom approves of me?

1

Mernia: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Charlie the Tramp: Spare some change guv?

1

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1
  1. %OTHER_USERNAME% is offering to give you a bond.
  2. Accept it.
  3. Decline it.
1

Player: Er... yes, hello?

1

Player: Who are you and what is this place?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Konoo: Very well done, now let me get back to digging!

1

Player: Hey... I have something for you!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth in the Lighthouse.

1

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

1

Player: Hello there. What is this place?

1

Brian O'Richard: Tut tut tut, now you know you're not allowed to take anything except that jewel in with you.

1

Daga: Here, have this!

1

Player: Do you know what this is?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask for a quest.
  4. Ask about anything else.
1

Guard: What do you have there, outerlander? It's not our rock, is it?

1

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Eblis: Ah, so you got here at last.

1

Ezekial Lovecraft: Hello again, %USERNAME%. How are things?

1

Ug: You defeat Arrg yet?

1

Wayne: Very well done, take this.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1

Player: ... and I had to disguise Prince Ali as a woman in order to smuggle him out!

1

Nature Spirit: Hello again my friend, have you defeated three Ghasts as I asked you?

1

Player: Hello. Do you need any help? I'm looking for a quest.

1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Cook: Great! You're back!

1

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

1

Gorhak quo Narga: Greetings human.

1

Player: Hello Dallas.

1

Player: Hey, ehm... Asleif spirit thing? Hello?

1

Player: Errr... hello?

1

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Sawmill operator: Do you want me to make some planks for you? Or would you be interested in some other housing supplies?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Any advice for an advanced woodcutter?
  3. Tell me about different trees and axes.
  4. What is that cape you're wearing?
  5. Goodbye.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
1

Pillory Guard: I'm here to arrest %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1
  1. Do you want to enter? For you, it's free.
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

1

Meiyerditch citizen: Can't talk. I need to prepare myself.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1

Fortunato: Well done.

1

Dallas Jones: Have you managed to find those map pieces yet?

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Begone exile, you are a Fremennik no more.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sherlock: Come back to me when you've completed your challenge.

1

Strange Old Man: Knock knock.

1

Kazgar: Hello, surface-dweller.

1

Gardener Gunnhild: Good day, Your Royal Highness.

1

Mysterious Voice: Who are you and what do you want?

1

Player: I should probably do the secret handshake before I try talking to these penguins.

1

Gerrant: Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also buy anything you catch off you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what is this 'abyss' stuff?
  3. Is this abyss dangerous?
  4. Can you teleport me there now?
1
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

1

Saba: Here! Now leave me alone!

1

Drew: Hey there, what can I do for ya?

1

Nikkie: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Player: Hello, Kolodion.

1

Player: Hello, how's it going?

1

Azzanadra: I knew they could not trap me here for long!

1

Undor: Hello there laddie.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Is there anything interesting to do here?
  4. I've been doing some work around the village.
  5. Ok, thanks.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Drakes in the Karuulm Slayer Dungeon.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Slayer Tower.

1

Player: You must be Safalaan. My name is %USERNAME%. I come with a very important message from Vertida.

1

Bardur: Ah! Exile! Begone with you, before you suffer the same fate as these fledglings!

1

Player: Hi, could you refresh my memory: what am I supposed to be doing?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the task- only Kalphite Cave.

1

Sir Prysin: You've come to the right place, well done!

1

Brother Tranquility: Excuse me...

1

Lady Ffion Meilyr: At last Baxtorian calls to me. I can't say I expected him to send a human, but I suppose nothing is as expected these days.

1

Kortan: Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Player: Here! I have your Blindweed!

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

1

Murcaily: Is there anything I can do for you, Bwana?

1

Player: How would I go about getting a Master Thief armband?

1

Frog: Don't look at me, I'm just a frog. Ribbit! Ribbit!

1

Player: Now to explore this area thoroughly, to find what forgotten secrets it contains.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Red Dragons.

1

Elena: Hey %USERNAME%.

1

Lollk: Thank the heavens, you saved me! I thought I'd be goblin lunch for sure!

1

Player: Hello, has Lollk returned yet?

1

50% Luke: Arr! Tryin' ter get away eh? Well ye'll never sneak past me, I'm the best lookout this crew has ever seen!

1

Carpenter Kjallak: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1
  1. Pay 200 numulites?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Finds placed in this crate can not be retrieved!
  2. Yes, place all my finds in the crate.
  3. No, I'll keep hold of it.
1
  1. Which weapon would you like to take?
  2. The Sword
  3. The Spear
  4. The Mace
  5. The Battleaxe
  6. None
1

Fossegrimen: What can I do for you?

1

Veronica: Can you please help me? I'm in a terrible spot of trouble.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Player: I believe you might be able to reward me for my progress in this arena?

1

Grail Maiden: Welcome to the Grail castle. You should come inside, it's cold out here.

1
  1. There are two schematics here...
  2. Crane schematic
  3. Lever schematic
1

Blast Furnace Foreman: You! Get to work!

1

Monk of Zamorak: You better dress appropriately, if you want to go up there!

1

Villia: Do you have the book I require, traveller? 'Census of King Rada III, by Matthias Vorseth.'

1

Player: You used to be a priest, right?

1

Romeo: I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business.

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Player: I've done it! I understand now!

1

Vyrewatch: I want a word with you!

1

Player: Hello Gertrude. Fluffs ran off with her kitten.

1

Ava: Hello there and welcome to my humble abode. It's sadly rather more humble than I'd like, to be honest, although perhaps you can help with that?

1

Nurse Wooned: Please help me with this!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. You look cute.
  3. Where did you come from?
  4. What can you do for me?
1

Player: It teleported...but didn't he say he was allergic...

1

Ali the Operator: You seem to be a man of action. We could do with more people like you to sort those despicable bandits out.

1

Ali the Operator: Well done! You have finished your first trial.

1

Sigmund: Can I help you?

1

Fisherman Frodi: I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, but it scares the fish when people cross there. Please don't.

1

Burntmeat: Always humans running through Burntmeat's kitchen these days. It never used to be like dis.

1

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

1

Player: Were you once a disciple of Necrovarus in the Temple of Phasmatys, old woman?

1

Vestri: Have you won yet?

1

Player: I have ruined the Black Knights' invincibility potion. That should put a stop to your problem and an end to their little schemes.

1

Player: ... So that was how I became King of Miscellania!

1

Jelly: Naughty human! You not hunting the Kurask! Jelly's Kurasks only for people on Slayer tasks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. Can you make another monkey talisman?
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Black Demons.

1
  1. Which part of the flag do you want to dye?
  2. Top half
  3. Bottom half
  4. Skull emblem
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is your name?
  3. Can I have the key to the chest?
  4. Is this your toy boat?
1

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in Brimhaven Dungeon.

1

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land? You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open and letting out all my sheep, are you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the brooch.
  3. Talk about something else.
1

Rantz: Hey you creature... Have you made me da stabbers? I wanna stick da chompy?

1

Rantz: Hey you creature, you still here?

1

Witch: Hello, hello, my poppet. What brings you to my little room?

1

Wyson the gardener: If I'm not mistaken, you've got some body parts from a big mole there! I'll trade it for bird nests if ye likes. Or was ye wantin' some woad leaves instead?

1

Nirrie: What brings thee to our domain? It has been a long time since

1

Essyllt: You're back already? How is the epidemic going?

1

Femi: Well done!

1

TzHaar-Mej-Jal: You want help JalYt-Ket-%USERNAME%?

1

Kylie Minnow: I can give you a shark for every 40 minnows that you give me. How many sharks would you like?

1

Roavar: You're interested in our speciality, I see. Would you like to buy some?

1

Dr Fenkenstrain: Have you come to apply for the job?

1

Krystilia: Before I assign you anything, I want to make something clear. My tasks have to be done in the Wilderness. Only kills inside the Wilderness will count.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Trolls in the Troll Stronghold.

1

Zahur: Hi, I clean herbs for a fee of 200 coins per herb. I can clean all the herbs in your inventory at once, or you can show me a herb for me to clean it individually.

1

Player: Told you I'd defeat you, Necrovarus. My advice to you is to pass over to the next world yourself with everybody else.

1

Sir Kay: A valiant effort!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have some body parts for you.
  3. Remind me what you want me to do.
  4. Why are you trying to make this creature?
  5. Will this creature put me out of a job?
  6. I must get back to work, sir.
1

Player: So did it work, then?

1

Player: Hello, do you have a knight named Sir Percival?

1

Player: Greetings. Would you happen to be Johnathon Fitzharmon?

1

Cavey Davey: Be ye mad? There be Horrors in this cave!

1

Silver merchant: Silver! Silver! Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin!

1

Player: I wonder who could have left this in Glough's home? The initials A.A. are embroidered into it.

1

Player: You pick Martin's pocket.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor Achievement Diary!

1
  1. The compost bin contains supercompostable items
  2. I just want to make normal compost now.
  3. I want to stick to making supercompost.
1

Player: Are you the famous Lady Keli? Leader of the toughest gang of mercenary killers around?

1

King Arthur: How goes thy quest?

1

50% Luke: Hey! What are you doing out there?

1

Hetty: What could you want with an old woman like me?

1

Player: I see you made it back safely.

1

Sylas: Have you cut down the stalk?

1

Player: Do you know the Carnilleans?

1

Jarr: Hello!

1

Player: I need to speak to Lord Arceuus.

1

Player: I have all the items you asked for...is that it? I could make these!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask about anything else.
1

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Wanting to go to the Island of Stone?

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 1,000 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Pay 2,500 coins to use the Blast Furnace?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. I was asking you about fighting a Tanglefoot...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Expert Contract (Requires 70 Construction)
  6. I'll pass actually.
1

Player: Hey, I'm your contractor from Mahogany Homes, what did you want done?

1

Tau: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1

Dad: Stop! You win. Not hurt Dad.

1

Priest: Peace be with you, friend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner Contract
  3. Novice Contract (Requires 20 Construction)
  4. Adept Contract (Requires 50 Construction)
  5. Please wait...
  6. I'll pass actually.
1

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

1
  1. Pay 15 limpwurt roots?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Good day!

1

Ceto: I'll want 200 numulites to let you enter. If you pay me that, I'll let you in there as much as you like for the rest of this day.

1

Surok Magis: Hah! Come for my Aphro-Dizzy-Yak spell! Want someone to fall madly in love with you, eh? Not surprised with a face like that, to be honest!

1

Sarah: Hello. How can I help you?

1

Player: Now I am a knight of the round table, do you have any more quests for me?

1

Apothecary: Well done.

1

Yrsa: Hey! They look great!

1

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

1

Nikkie: I want 15 coconuts for that.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Fremennik Achievement Diary!

1
  1. Pay 4 baskets of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor achievement diary!

1
  1. Help the man?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Allanna: Greetings and welcome to my farming equipment shop. Would you like to buy some equipment?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Identify fossils?
  2. Yes, identify my fossils.
  3. No.
1

Player: Bert! Good news!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
1

Monkey Archer: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1

Shipyard worker: Hey you! What are you up to?

1

King Vargas: Who are you? Who seeks audience with the King of this fair land of Miscellania?

1

Kob: Wait! Maybe battle to death is too much...

1

Auguste: Greetings! Would you like to be my number one accomplice? I mean, assistant?

1

Trufitus: Hello Bwana, do you have the Snake Weed?

1

Player: What happened to the statue?

1

Demon butler: I am at thy command, my mistress.

1

Olaf Hradson: Ahhhhhhhh... Much better.

1

Player: Hey apprentice, do you want to try out your teleport skills again?

1

Queen Sigrid: Have you talked to the citizens yet, %FREMENNIK_NAME%?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about hats...
  3. Ok, here I am...I guess this is the watery place? What now?
  4. Actually, I don't need to talk to you...sorry.
1

Captain Shanks: Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound?

1

Player: OK, I think I've washed the key down into the sewer. I'd better go down and get it!

1
  1. Do you wish to take one?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I've got some stuff you left at the shrine earlier. You should get it back from me before sacrificing yourself again.

1

Player: Hello Elkoy.

1

Razvan: Hello there. Thank you so much for all of your work so far. We all really appreciate it.

1

Litara: Hello there. You look lost, are you okay?

1

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Soldier (tier 2): Don't you already have a set of my armour?

1

Cat: Meow.

1

Yrsa: Good call!

1

Dwarf: Sorry, but you're not experienced enough to go in there.

1

Player: Hello son, are you okay? You need help?

1

Safalaan Hallow: It's nice to see you again, %USERNAME%, and congratulations on your well deserved promotion!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings again outerlander! How goes your attempts to gain votes with the council of elders?

1

Squirrel: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Player: Hello Jones.

1

Player: Great puss, that's 50 rodents caught!

1

Ranis Drakan: ...and you believe this creature will be suitable?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Please wait...
  4. Lithkren
1

Player: Hello Aluft.

1

Gate of War: To pass you must answer me this: Is it OK to buy an Old School RuneScape account?

1

Player: Do you have the key to the excavation site yet?

1

Zooknock: Nicely done.

1

Player: Well this looks like the dig team, and it seems they managed to find the temple. I'd better let Arianwyn know before the Mourners find out.

1

King Arthur: Welcome to my court. I am King Arthur.

1

Mandrith: Answer this, please.

1

Player: Ahhhh! What have I done!

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Answer this, please.

1

Player: I have some orders from the king for you.

1
  1. Would you like to hide inside the crate?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Pastry dough
  3. Pizza base
  4. Cancel
1

Santiri: Welcome, human, to the Quality Weapons Shop! Can I interest you in a purchase?

1

Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?

1

Rickety Door: To pass you must answer me this: What do you do if someone asks you for your password or bank PIN to make you a member for free?

1

Player: I've completed your task! Here are your bars!

1

Solus Dellagar: What the...?

1

Seaman Lorris: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1

Tower guard: You can't go up there. That's private, that is.

1
  1. Let the sigil teleport you when worn?
  2. Yes
  3. No.
1

Dimintheis: Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon.

1

Garkor: Well done, human! That was a most impressive display of skill.

1

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
1

Orlando Smith: Nice job, mate. That looks about right.

1

Banisoch: Yes?

1

Factory Manager: Don't bother me, can't you see I'm busy?

1

Player: Hello, Tinsay.

1

Player: You fail to pick the TzHaar-Hur's pocket.

1

Player: Olaf, I seem to have lost your map, can I have another?

1

Merlin: Welcome, brave knight.

1

Player: Hello. I was just wondering... I don't suppose you have any spare clothing you could lend me?

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Arceuus
1

Player: Hello there, you must be Koftik.

1

Player: Hello there, I'm %USERNAME%. Your scouts said that I should come and see you.

1

Wydin: Welcome to my food store! Would you like to buy anything?

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be an iron sword.

1

Zanik: So this is the surface!

1

Captain Tock: Arrr, ye've found my ship - good lass. I used to command a much larger vessel, sailing the seas with my crew of Corsairs, but now we be settled in Corsair Cove.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Player: Hey Red, hows it going?

1

Trufitus: Greetings Bwana, have you been successful in getting the Sito Foil?

1

Lumbridge Guide: Greetings adventurer. I am Phileas the Lumbridge Guide.

1

Player: Hi, I have got your ball back. It was MUCH harder than I thought it would be.

1
  1. Pay 2 buckets of compost?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Mord Gunnars: Hello, are you %FREMENNIK_NAME% by any chance?

1

Player: The crash must have really sent us off course; I'm south of Ardougne.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: Hello again; do you have the eight split logs that Thakkrad asked you to make?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

1

Peasant: Oh happy day! Suddenly our crops are growing again! It'll be a bumper harvest this year!

1
  1. How many would you like to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. X
  5. Please wait...
1

Lord Piquan Crwys: Ahh... Stop, stop stop!

1

Fossil Collector: What fossils would you like to trade?

1

Dominic Onion: You haven't started that dream I created for you. Can I help you with something?

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wall Beasts.

1

Rohak: Hello again, youngster.

1

Mazchna: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Catablepon.

1

Player: Wow! look at this place, it's so colourful.

1

Player: Wow, incredible puss! That's 100 rodents caught!

1

Player: Why are you called Dad?

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crocodiles.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: I'm hungry!

1

Oozing Barrier: To pass you must answer me this: Whose responsibility is it to keep your account secure?

1

Konar quo Maten: You're still bringing balance to fire giants in Brimhaven Dungeon, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1

Nieve: You're still hunting dagannoth; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: I don't want to receive minerals.

1

King Vargas: Thank you for your work in bringing peace back to these islands, %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Player: Here is the shoot that Dantaera spoke of. Everything she told me is true - this tree will die once I cut this shoot. Well, here goes...

1

Vestri: Hoi there! Halt!

1

Player: I have those marigolds for you.

1
  1. Status: 9 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What happened to everyone here?
  4. How do I get into the town?
1

Zanik: We're getting a bit far away from Lumbridge, %USERNAME%. I'd like to see the rest of the world someday but not right now. Let's stick to Lumbridge for now.

1

Player: Wow what has happened here? That doesn't look good!

1

Cave goblin guard: Surface-dweller! You may not pass through that door!

1

Barge foreman: The supplies arrived earlier, my men have reinforced the barge using those redwood planks. Thanks for your help, %USERNAME%.

1

Tiadeche: Have you taken the Karambwan vessel to Tinsay?

1

Ambassador Spanfipple: It's all very white round here, isn't it?

1

Bolongo: I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.

1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting lizards; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Ambassador Gimblewap: I can't believe that I've been made to wait so long.

1
  1. Do you want to talk about lamps?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. No, I'm more interested in impling jars.
1

Player: Can you take me back to Ape Atoll?

1

Waydar: Shall we return to Crash Island?

1

Drunken Ali: I happen to know that you are looking for somebody.

1

Banknote Exchange Merchant: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Farmer Gricoller: Hello, young lady. Did you want to work on my farm?

1

Valantay Eppel (medium): Oh really? That would be great! I'll give you a small reward once we reach our destination.

1
  1. Rune warhammer
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: What is this strange fountain?

1

Peer the Seer: I cannot do that for you until you have completed the easy tier of the Fremennik achievement diary.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 26 x Mort myre fungus
  3. Something else...
1

Chaeldar: You're still hunting kalphite; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Lumo: Darn you, Carado - you always get the large jail cells.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please, supply me details of your cunning with harpoons.
  3. I have completed Firemaking with a bow. What follows this?
  4. Could you tell me more of these spirits you continually refer to?
1
  1. Archer helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Use logs from inventory
  3. Use logs from storage
1

Sir Palomedes: Hello there adventurer, what do you want of me?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Hello Omart.

1

Fayeth: That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.

1

Yarsul: Good day to you, welcome to my pickaxe shop. Are you interested in making a purchase?

1

Gianne jnr.: Ambassador Gimblewap wants a chocolate saturday.

1

Afflicted(Ulsquire): wot's

1

Ghost shopkeeper: Can I help you at all?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove the contents of the oubliette
  3. Never mind
1

Sergeant Mossfists: You should pick up your pet before we go down there.

1

Man: What? Can't you see I'm busy?

1
  1. Sailing to Prifddinas costs 1,725 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aviansies.

1

Fyiona Fray (easy): Ah, so you want to give me some supplies, eh? Let me just open me backpack.

1

Pipistrelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Which dream would you like to experience?
  2. Practice
  3. Endurance
  4. Rumble
  5. Previous: The Inadequacy (hard)
1
  1. The burner contains 20 juniper logs.
  2. Burn them to get juniper charcoal.
  3. Add more juniper logs first.
1

Player: Hello there. Are you Elstan?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sapphires (%NUMBER%)
  3. Rubies (%NUMBER%)
1

Mogrim: That's very nice, human, but put it away now.

1

Cook: Okay, do you want me to take those to the sawmill, or the bank?

1

Monkey Archer: Ook Ah Ook! Ah! Ah Ah! Ah Ah!

1

Steve: You're still hunting basilisks in the Jormungand's Prison, with %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you're finished.

1