Red Axe Henchman: It was a great plan! Sabotaging the base of the statue and bribing that boatman to crash into it!
Red Axe Director: Yes... things would have been so much easier with the statue.
Player: I'm already listening to them!
Red Axe Director: And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky human.
Player: Looks like another chasm I need to cross.