DIALOGUE_OPTIONS (4370)

  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.

Previous

Player: Oh, I give up!

550

Martin the Master Gardener: If I were you I would start by speaking to some of the other gardeners.

439

Elstan: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

289

Frizzy Skernip: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

269

Frizzy Skernip: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

199

Elstan: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

194

Dreven: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

155

Prissy Scilla: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

138

Frizzy Skernip: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
47

Elstan: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

45

Bolongo: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

43

Vasquen: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

43
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Can you tell me where to find a fairy?
  3. Yes please.
  4. What can you store?
  5. What do you do with the tools you're storing?
  6. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
42

Fayeth: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

41

Treznor: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

39

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

34
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
33

Elstan: I've already told you everything I suspect.

33

Treznor: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

26

Martin the Master Gardener: Well please hurry, otherwise I won't be able to make enough produce to feed my 13 children soon.

24

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, ye be wantin' to ask Shamus if ye wants to knows about fairies. He be living up a tree somewhere near Draynor Village. Last I heard, he were wailin' about some biggun tryin' to chop his tree down!

24

Frizzy Skernip: I've already told you everything I suspect.

23

Player: Right, well thanks for your input. I'll think over what you said.

21

Heskel: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

21

Heskel: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

20

Player: Would you look after my crops for me?

18

Heskel: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

18

Dreven: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

17

Player: I'll come back another time.

14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
12

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

12

Player: What are you selling?

12

Prissy Scilla: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

12

Alain: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

12

Heskel: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

12

Fayeth: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
11

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

10

Dreven: I've already told you everything I suspect.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Some plant cure.
  3. A bucket of compost.
  4. A rake.
  5. A plant pot.
  6. (See more items)
8

Player: Yes, that sounds like a fair price.

8

Treznor: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

8

Player: Forget it, you don't have anything I need.

8

Torrell: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

8

Heskel: I've already told you everything I suspect.

8
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7

Bolongo: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. A watering can.
  3. A gardening trowel.
  4. A seed dibber.
  5. (See previous items)
  6. Forget it.
7

Frizzy Skernip: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

6

Fayeth: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Can you teach me about Canoeing?
5

Player: Right...

5

Torrell: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

5

Prissy Scilla: I've already told you everything I suspect.

5

Elstan: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
4

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

4

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

4

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you selling?
  3. Can you give me any Farming advice?
  4. Can you tell me how to use the loom?
  5. I'm okay, thank you.
4

Player: You're absolutely right, don't worry, I'll find out what the problem is soon.

4

Elstan: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

4

Treznor: I've already told you everything I suspect.

4

Torrell: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

4

Vasquen: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

4

Dreven: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

4

Taria: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

4

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

3

Player: Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?

3

Zandar Horfyre: Don't mention it, and give my regards to Nuff, when you see her next.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
3

Martin the Master Gardener: This is a Skillcape of Farming, isn't it incredible? It's a symbol of my ability as the finest farmer in the land and wearing it increases my herb yield!

3

Torrell: I've already told you everything I suspect.

3

Kragen: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

3

Lyra: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

3

Treznor: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

3

Dantaera: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

3
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

2

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

2

Spirit tree: You're already here.

2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
2

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

2

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2

Player: I think it's hungry!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any jobs for me yet?
  3. Can you explain the Gaze of Saradomin to me?
  4. Can I buy some armour?
  5. Can I switch respawns please?
  6. Goodbye.
2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2

Player: Can you sell me something?

2

Treznor: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

2

Alain: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

2

Martin the Master Gardener: Have you spoken to any other members of the Gardening Group yet?

2

Player: No, I mean yes. There is a heroes guild, but ...!

2

Heskel: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

2

Player: Can you give me any farming advice?

2

Taria: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

2

Diango: Well, it looks as if you already have everything!

2

Player: Great, thanks very much.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. What can you store?
  4. What do you do with the tools you're storing?
  5. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
  4. Where do I get rarer seeds from?
2

Dantaera: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

2

Elstan: That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.

2

Ahab: Arrr, matey!

2

Alain: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

2

Torrell: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

2

Martin the Master Gardener: something totally different.

2

Player: Thank you, that's very kind.

2

Vasquen: I've already told you everything I suspect.

2

Gileth: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

2

Fayeth: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

2

Taria: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

2

Vasquen: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

2

Elstan: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

2

Dreven: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

2

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1

Player: Hello.

1
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
1

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
1

Player: Great, thanks!

1

Player: Sure, I like exploring mazes.

1

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
1
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
1

Player: No thanks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Trufitus: Many blessings on you! I must now prepare, please excuse me while I make the arrangements.

1

Treznor: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

1

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

1

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.

1

Chaeldar: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
1

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1
  1. Dive without diving gear?
  2. Yes, dive anyway.
  3. Yes, dive anyway, and don't ask this again.
  4. No, don't dive.
1

Fayeth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Bank guard: Yes?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: What ho, sirrah. Jolly good show on the old training grounds thingy, what?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Initiate level items only I'm afraid.

1

Alain: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Heskel: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

1

Player: Can I have another cloak?

1

Mernia: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

King Bolren: The tree has many other powers, some of which I cannot reveal. As a friend of the gnome people, I can now allow you to use the tree's magic to teleport to other trees grown from related seeds.

1

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

1

Elstan: That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.

1

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

1

Councillor Halgrive: Excellent work adventurer! Please let me reimburse you the 100 gold it cost you to purchase your protective clothing.

1

Cecilia: Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Planks please!
  3. What kind of planks can you make?
  4. Can I buy some housing supplies?
  5. Nothing, thanks
1

Player: Do you know a raccoon called Dufresne?

1

Player: Please find someone else.

1

Player: I'll go look for those for you then!

1

Wyson the gardener: I'm the head gardener around here. If you're looking for woad leaves, or if you need help with owt, I'm yer man.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I train my Ranged?
  3. How do I create a bow and arrows?
  4. Can you toggle my ammo to equip when I pick it up please?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Player: Thanks! See you around!

1

Veronica: Thank you, thank you. I'm very grateful.

1

Heskel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do crops and such survive down here?
  3. What's so good about this place?
1

Fairy Queen: Zanaris is a meeting point of cultures. Those from many worlds converge here to exchange knowledge and goods.

1

King Bolren: Oh dear. Here, take another. We truly are indebted to you.

1

Player: I'll look him up then.

1

Player: Martin has asked me to investigate why all the crops are failing.

1

Player: But...but...they're not my friends! I've never even spoken to most of them!

1

Bolongo: Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!

1

Malignius Mortifer: Fine, I'll see you soon.

1

Treznor: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's extortionate! Why so much?
  3. Ok, I'll buy some!
  4. I think I'll give it a miss.
1

Elstan: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Sarah: Hello. How can I help you?

1
  1. Sailing to Port Phasmatys costs 1,300 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Rick Turpentine: It is milord %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but he seems to be preoccupied.

1

Gileth: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Thank you very much. You may need this Royal Seal to identify yourself as my envoy.

1

Estate agent: This book will help you to start building your house.

1

Safta Doc: Yeah, you've been doing a lot of good work around here. Let me give you something for your time and effort.

1

Wyson the gardener: havoc he causes to my patches of sunflowers! Why, if any of the other gardeners knew about this mole, I'd be looking for a new job in no time!

1

Diango: Howdy there partner! Want to see my spinning plates? Or did ya want a holiday item back?

1

Estate agent: As you may know, skillcapes are only available to masters in a skill. I have spent my entire life building houses and now I spend my time selling them! As a sign of my abilities I wear this Skillcape of Construction.

1

Bolongo: Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!

1

Player: Apparently the seasons are all mixed up. Late summers and early winters. I don't know what I can do to solve that problem though.

1

Heskel: Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?

1

Player: Some plant cure.

1

Captain Tock: Tell ye what, I'll have a word with Yusuf, in the bank. Ye've earned the right to use his services. An' thanks again, very much.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks, old tree.
  3. Where can I go?
1

Caleb: Avan always did have expensive tastes however. You may find he is not prepared to hand over his crest piece to you as easily as I have.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. What do you do with the tools you're storing?
  4. No thanks, I'll keep hold of my stuff.
1

Player: A seed dibber.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where am I?
  3. How are you today?
  4. Are there any quests I can do here?
  5. Your shoe lace is untied.
1

Dantaera: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Bolongo: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Player: A plant pot.

1

Elstan: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

Heskel: Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!

1

Fayeth: I've already told you everything I suspect.

1

Marisi: No, I'm afraid I don't know anything about that.

1

Fayeth: I want one basket of tomatoes for that.

1

Ellamaria: Yes, hurry off peasant - you are of no use to me.

1

Gardener: Oi'm busy. If tha' wants owt, tha' can go find Wyson. He's ta boss 'round here. And KEEP YER TRAMPIN' FEET ORFF MA' FLOWERS!

1

Taria: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Elstan: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Elstan: I want 2 sacks of cabbages for that.

1

Player: What is that cape that you're wearing?

1

Nature Spirit: Alright, my friend. Return to me when you have all that is required. I shall be waiting.

1

Father Jean: Of course! Even before our forefathers founded Kourend, under King Rada I, they remembered the tumult of the times when the armies of the gods laid waste to the lands.

1

Caleb: How are you doing getting the crest pieces?

1

Dreven: I'm serious!

1

Player: Can you tell me where to find a fairy?

1

Hairdresser: Well, come back when you do. I'm not running a charity here!

1

Fayeth: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1

Jail guard: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man.

1

Alain: I've already told you everything I suspect.

1

Ellena: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Dreven: I want 3 baskets of tomatoes for that.

1

Sarah: Yes - ask a gardener.

1

Taria: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

1

Elstan: You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.

1

Elstan: You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.

1

Rhonen: Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.

1

Bolongo: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

1

Rhonen: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Kragen: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

1

Estate agent: Well enjoy your player-owned cardboard box or wherever you're going to sleep tonight!

1

Garth: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Bolongo: I've already told you everything I suspect.

1

Vasquen: There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.

1

Alain: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1

Kragen: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1

Lammy Langle: No, I'm afraid I don't know anything about that.

1

Treznor: I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.

1

Dantaera: Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.

1

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Player: Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?

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Player: Can you sell me something?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  3. Would you look after my crops for me?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
47

Player: Would you look after my crops for me?

30

Player: I'll come back another time.

18

Player: Can you give me any farming advice?

4

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Some plant cure.
  3. A bucket of compost.
  4. A rake.
  5. A plant pot.
  6. (See more items)
2

Fayeth: Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?

2

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1
  1. Pay one basket of oranges?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

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Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good show on getting into the White Knights, what?

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Sarah: Hello. How can I help you?

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Prissy Scilla: You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.

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Trufitus: Greetings Bwana! I am Trufitus Shakaya of the Tai Bwo Wannai village.

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Player: Hello, Tamayu, first son of Timfraku.

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Player: What's going on here? I see a lot of farming patches with nothing growing in them.

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Player:

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Would you chop my tree down for me?
  3. Are you a member of the Group of Advanced Gardeners?
  4. Can you give me any farming advice?
  5. Can you sell me something?
  6. I'll come back another time.
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Torrell: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

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