Noon: I may be small but at least I'm perfectly formed.
Player: Hello little one.
Player: What's your favourite rock?
Player: Metamorphically speaking, do you have a heart of stone?
Player: Sometimes I'm worried you'll attack me whilst my back is turned.
Player: Hello other little one.
Player: I feel like our relationship is slowly eroding away.
Probita: My insurance fee is 500,000 coins. Once you've paid that, the pet's insured forever, and you can reclaim it here unlimited times for a reclamation fee of 1,000,000 coins.
Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?