Noon: You're going tufa with that question. That's personal.
Player: What's your favourite rock?
Player: Was just trying to make light conversation, not trying to aggregate you.
Player: Ow, my head...
Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?
Player: Hello little one.
Player: Metamorphically speaking, do you have a heart of stone?