DIALOGUE_NPC (3874)

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
649

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

207

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

185

Player: I'll leave you to it then.

57
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
42

Sigismund: Watch yourself out there, it can be hard to tell friend from foe in these lands.

42
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
26

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

26

Banker: Tell that to my back and legs, I'm exhausted from carrying all this junk back and forth.

18

Player: Hello!

14
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
11

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
9

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What are you doing out here?
9

Player: Yes, have you got anything for me?

9

Zamorakian Acolyte: We only search for answers.

9

Ferox: Understandable, you'd have to be a brave man to be carrying that much gold out here.

9
  1. Forfeit - Are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
8

Player: What?

7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
7

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

7
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

6

Phabelle Bile: Thanks for your words of confidence...

6

Zamorakian Acolyte: The hunt.

6

Ferox: Come find me if you change your mind.

6
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
5

Justine: Hey, I'm Justine. I've got some rewards here for fighters who've done well in Lisa's Last Man Standing game. Wanna see?

5

Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

5

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

5

Player: You seem like you've got a lot to think about then. I'll leave you to it.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What can you do for me?
  4. Nevermind.
5
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
4

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

4
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

4

Player: Great, thank you.

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
3

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

3

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

3
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
3

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
3

Dark Mage: A simple transfiguration spell should resolve that for you. Now leave me be!

3

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

3
  1. Status: 9 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

3
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
3
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
3

Player: What have you got?

3

Andros Mai: This conversation is over! Leave me before I lose my temper.

3
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Join your clan's battle.
  3. Observe your clan's battle.
  4. Observe someone else's battle.
  5. Cancel.
3
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Why are you here?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
3
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
2
  1. Status: 7 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

2
  1. Pay 8 poison ivy berries?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
2
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

2
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

2

Zamorakian Acolyte: We are here in service of the only true god.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What can you do for me?
  4. Ask about Bounty Hunter Hats.
  5. Nevermind.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you do for me?
  3. I'll be heading off then.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more.
  3. That doesn't interest me.
2

Player: I don't have that much money on me.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

2

Player: I wonder how old you are...

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: Don't think you'll find much in these ruins.

2

Player: Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?

2

Player: Actually, never mind.

2

Arianwyn: I will let you know if there are any further developments. For now though, your work is done.

2

Player: Isn't it a little dangerous to be looking for knowledge out here?

2

Camarst: Welcome my friend to the Old Nite! What can I do for you?

2

Garkor: Yes - but do not do so until you are ready.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to use this portal?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you got?
  3. No thanks.
2

Ferox: Understandable, you'd have to be a brave woman to be carrying that much gold out here.

2

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

2

Player: Not just now, thanks.

2

Lisa: No problem, come back if you happen to change your mind.

2

Ferox: Tread carefully my friend.

2

Ferox: Ah yes, you'll be able to collect them from me, once you've got some targeted kills that is.

2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: I have a seal of pass...

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
1

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
1

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
1

Player: You fail to pick the knight's pocket.

1

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

1

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

1
  1. Pay 15 papaya fruits?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. What kind of crop will you grow?
  2. Golovanova seed (level 34)
  3. Bologano seed (level 54)
  4. Logavano seed (level 74)
  5. Nothing
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
1

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
1
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Dr Jekyll: Thank you so much! Here, take this potion in return.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
1

Genie: Sorry, I'm trying to talk to Master %OTHER_USERNAME%, but he seems to be ignoring me.

1
  1. Status: 26 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: Thanks!

1

Banker: Now I'm stuck here, ferrying items back and forth to the bank's safe in Varrock for people like you.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1
  1. Are you really sure you wish to enter?
  2. Yes, I wish to enter the unknown.
  3. No, I fear the unknown perils.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

1

Player: Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.

1
  1. Death will charge %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  2. Pay Death's fee.
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1

Rasolo: And you will be able to find the entrance to Damis' lair.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
1

Otto Godblessed: Spot on!

1
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Fire Giants in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: I'll be back later.

1
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Uri: I have a story about that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I wanna get out of here!
  3. Erk! No, I want to stay in the grove.
1

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

1

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

1

Aretha: Correct!

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Hello there.

1

Player: I think it's hungry!

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ghosts.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check charges.
  3. Toggle action when amulet breaks.
1

Player: Let's do this.

1

Player: You pick the bandit's pocket.

1

Player: Thanks, that's very nice of you!

1

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1

Ferox: You're surrounded by a relic of a long lost kingdom.

1

Player: Quite a dangerous place for a town, don't you think?

1

Ferox: Thank you, you'll respawn in the Enclave from here on out.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. View boss log.
  3. Toggle currency collection off.
1

Edward: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

1

Player: Well done puss! 10 horrible rodents caught!

1

Player: Wow! That tunnel went a long way.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1

Malak: Here, take your precious little bauble.

1

Daer Krand: Good work!

1
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
1

Horphis: Correct!

1

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

1

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

1

Jossik: Hello again, adventurer. What brings you this way?

1

Dunstan: No problem.

1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Charge the scythe
  3. Uncharge the scythe
1

Brother Omad: Spot on!

1
  1. Status: 20 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. All
  4. X
1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
1

High Priest: Ah, yes, I have it here. I'm sure you'll get a huge amount of enjoyment out of it.

1

Sherlock: Bring your challenge back to me when you've completed it.

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Mystic robe top (dark)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Status: 5 charges left.
  2. Break the bracelet.
  3. Cancel.
1

Lisa: Now that you know more, would you like to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

1
  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Sanfew: If you ever come across more goutweed, bring it to me; I don't need any more for the ritual, but it's still quite difficult for me to get. I'll exchange it for some other herbs.

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Don't worry about it, just as long as I don't have to go back into that blizzard.

1

Player: Of course.

1

Player: That was for Bob!

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
1
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Noranna Tytanin: As you wish. Once I convert these shards, I will send them to your bank. How many would you like me to convert?

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Ooh, a bee hive. I'll help you.
  3. Please find someone else.
1

Key Master: Here you go.

1

Trufitus: Hello again Bwana! Well Done again for helping to defeat Rashiliyia. Hopefully things will return to normal around here now.

1
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: So be it.

1

Player: Ok.

1

Bob: Good luck.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Yes, leave this place.
  3. No, stay here.
1

Player: Wow, didn't expect to find a scientist out here.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
1

Barlak: Thanks! Now, let me explain...

1

Gerrant: You've done it!

1

Player: That's ok, take care.

1

Undor: That should be the case in the long run. I suspect it will take a long time though. The doors were damaged for a while and the Wintertodt will have gained a lot of power.

1

Freaky Forester: You get some money for your help, many thanks!

1
  1. Status: 6 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Sedridor: Use the Air Talisman to locate the air temple, and use any further talismans you find to locate the other missing elemental temples. Now... my research notes please?

1

Player: It's my pleasure!

1
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Oh dear, I hope he doesn't want me to buy one of his ridiculous fashion accessories. Those earmuffs he sells make heroic adventurers into a laughing stock.

1

Player: Thanks Avan.

1

Evil Dave: Spot on!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A trader in Ardougne
  3. A ghost in Port Phasmatys
  4. A warrior in Rellekka
1

Zamorakian Acolyte: Be that as it may, it is our duty to honour our god and hunt for knowledge.

1

Fairy Fixit: trying to reach. I could fix it by replacing the fizgog and the whosprangit, I've put in a request for some new parts but they're pretty hard to get hold of, it seems.

1
  1. Dragon longsword
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: I'll see what I can do, Your Majesty.

1
  1. Status: 12 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

1

Flippa: Nope, you wrong person.

1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  3. Actually, never mind.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
1

Galahad: Sometimes I do, yes. Still not many people to share my solidarity with, as most of the religious men around here are worshippers of Saradomin. Half a moment, your cup of tea is ready.

1
  1. Status: 18 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

King Lathas: Anyway, I'll send word when I next require your services. Oh, and I guess you'll be wanting your reward.

1

Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!

1
  1. Teleport to level 32 Wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. Enter Obor's Lair?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Status: 14 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Status: 1 damage point left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1

Drew: I am holding onto %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets for ya.

1

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

1

Player: Thank you, Drezel.

1

Player: Oh... you partake in that?

1

Player: Knowledge? Can't say I've seen much of that around here. In case you didn't notice, it's all ruins.

1

Zamorakian Acolyte: Maybe for someone like you, but to us followers of Zamorak, there's relics of his mighty power everywhere.

1

Player: Ok, I promise!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Apply the upgrade.
  3. Apply it, and don't ask this again.
  4. Cancel.
1

Monkey Child: Ok then...

1

Player: Err... I haven't got one.

1

Player: Right then, I'll get to it.

1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER_COMMA% hours, %NUMBER_COMMA% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Sigismund: Can I help you?

1

Sigismund: When you've been in the Wilderness as long as I have, you learn that not all monsters show themselves on the outside.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Do nothing.
1
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
1
  1. What favour would you like?
  2. Arceuus
  3. Hosidius
  4. Lovakengj
  5. Piscarilius
  6. Shayzien
1

Perdu: I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Rick Turpentine: It is milady %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but she seems to be preoccupied.

1
  1. Rune kiteshield
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Pay 200,000 coins for a clan arena?
  2. Yes.
  3. Cancel.
1

King Lathas: Good luck adventurer.

1
  1. Remove the charges from this item?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Barker: Here, have this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Competitive (free entry)
  3. Casual
  4. Cancel
1

Camarst: Aye it is, because here at the Old Nite, your safety is our lowest priority!

1

Derse Venator: Callisto, the great bear of the wilderness.

1

Derse Venator: He left our family home in Hosidius to hunt it down and...

1

Bee keeper: Sorry, you're not the person I need.

1

Player: Oh dear, I don't seem to have enough money.

1

Player: Show me what you've found.

1

Ewesey: Are you a cook? I need more staff.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (1/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Oh no, I definitely wouldn't try something like that...

1

Frog: The frogs do not need your help right now.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Why are you here?
  3. So whose sister are you?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. So whose sister are you?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Sister Scarophia: But no I am a sister to the broken and down trodden, I heard talk of this enclave being built and knew that my skills could be put to good use.

1

Death: Really? There isn't much else for you to do here. But you know your business.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Perdu: You'll find her in Ferox Enclave, where people play a game called Last Man Standing. Bring the parchment here, then show me the item you want to lock.

1

Fairy Very Wise: must counsel caution, lest this brave hero's efforts are all wasted and the godfather captures you. He won't let you survive a second time.

1
  1. Are you sure you would like to buy another for 23000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes and don't ask me again.
  4. No.
1

Player: Thanks for the information! I'll take a look around.

1

Perdu: For a fee, yes. Just show me the broken item.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How have things been for you recently?
  3. Can you tell me any more about the Sleeper Plague?
  4. I'd better get going.
1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn the Twisted League home teleport
  3. Cancel
1

Player: I'll do that. Farewell.

1
  1. Drop the Locating Crystal?
  2. Yes, I am sure.
  3. No, I've reconsidered, I'll keep it!
1

Lazim: Try not to lose it, adventurer.

1
  1. Return to Ferox Enclave?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Marten: Aye? Who's that, what do you want?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Can you teach me about canoes?
1

Mort'ton local: Oh... thank you, you used the permanent serum on me. Here have something for your trouble.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Infernal Mages.

1

Abbot Langley: No. I am sorry, but I feel you are not devout enough.

1

Player: Never mind, I'm just looking around.

1

Rock Golem: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Queen Efaritay the Fair?

1

Player: I'm just joking you old swine!

1

Ellena: I want 10 watermelons for that.

1
  1. Explorer's ring 4: 200 coins
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel
1

Marten: Then get out of here and stop botherin' me.

1

Andros Mai: You challenged him and came out unscathed? Impossible.

1

Player: Just browsing...

1

Hellcat: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Emeralds (%NUMBER%)
  3. Diamonds (%NUMBER%)
1
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Please wait...
  4. No.
1
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1

Next

Player: I take you're with the others dressed in red.

574

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

299

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

276
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
62
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
54
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
47
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
38
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
34
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
33
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
31
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
31
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
27
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
26

Player: Hello!

26

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

21

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

19

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

16

Player: Hi, I...

14
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
12
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Lithkren
12
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
10
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Join your clan's battle.
  3. Observe your clan's battle.
  4. Observe someone else's battle.
  5. Cancel.
9
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
8
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
8
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
7
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Enter a private Kraken boss cave?
  2. Pay 25,000 coins.
  3. Cancel.
6

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

5
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

5

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

5

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
4
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
4

Dark Mage: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

4
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
4

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

4

Player: I've completed my farming contract.

3
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
3

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

3

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

3
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
3

Player: Hello there.

3

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

3

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

3
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
2

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

2

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Meiyerditch.
  3. Icyene Graveyard.
  4. Slepe.
2

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

2
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
2

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2
  1. Climb into the secret entrance?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: Hello there!

2

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

2
  1. Forfeit - Are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Player: I think it wants some attention.

2
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
2
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
2

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

2
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
2
  1. Status: 10 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2

Gnome trainer: You're not done yet! Do this for me!

2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Please wait...
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Repair that item: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  3. Repair all items: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins.
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. Dragon platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Status: 19 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2
  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Cap'n Izzy No-Beard: Can I help you with something?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. High Stakes (500,000 coins)
  3. Competitive (free entry)
  4. Casual
  5. Cancel
2

Zamorakian Acolyte: We only search for answers.

2
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
2
  1. Status: 18 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
2
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1

Player: Hello.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

1
  1. Varrock armour 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
1

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

1

Player: What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!

1
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Can I have the tokens I have earned?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
1

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

1
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Ogre Enclave.

1

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

1

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
1

Brimstail: Hello adventurer, what can I do for you?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check the contents of the bucket.
  3. Fill the bucket with more compost.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Vyrelord: I do enjoy a day out at the Theatre.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Cancel.
1

Soldier: I see one adventurer in the canyon to the west.

1

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1
  1. Status: 9 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to do this?
  2. Yes, let the tentacle consume the whip.
  3. No, I'll keep my whip.
1
  1. Status: 16 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Hello there. Have you heard of Camorra?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Lammy Langle: I'm too busy with my crops to work on this! Please solve it for me.

1
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
1

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

1

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

1
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
1

Cecilia: Have you come to play music to me?

1

Dominic Onion: Welcome to the Nightmare Zone! Would you like me to create a dream for you?

1

Tool Leprechaun: Nay, I've got no banknotes to exchange for that item.

1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1

Romeo: What is to become of me and my darling Juliet, I cannot find her anywhere, have you seen her?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hi!

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Let's see what you have...

1

Player: Is it true a level 3 skiller caught one of your siblings?

1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert BOTH - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert ONE - you will not get your scroll back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1
  1. Status: 22 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Brother Tranquility: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Eluned:

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
1

Prospector Percy: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I wanna get out of here!
  3. Erk! No, I want to stay in the grove.
1

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

1

Player: Hi.

1

Zamorakian Acolyte: We are here in service of the only true god.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kalphite.

1

Player: I think it's hungry!

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

1

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

1
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
1

Player: What happened here?

1

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres.

1
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
1
  1. You are about to enter a dangerous area.
  2. Enter.
  3. Do not enter.
1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*

1

Player: So, you're doing laundry, eh?

1
  1. Status: 24 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Tyss: If you find an ensouled cadaver in your travels, you may attempt to reanimate it with the magicks I have placed in your mind.

1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1
  1. Status: 15 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Monk of Entrana: Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will.

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (2/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

1

Villia: Thank you for finding my book. It is most interesting.

1

Captain Bleemadge: You must complete this!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns in the Asgarnian Ice Dungeon.

1

Ug: Have you got flower yet?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are all you people doing here?
  3. Who are you and what do you do here?
  4. What do you think you're going to achieve?
  5. Where did all you people come from?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Wyson the gardener: Here, have this.

1

Miner Magnus: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Status: 3 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Status: 21 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Ardougne cloak 2: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

1

Player: I don't think it would be wise for me to enter this lair. It sounds like a lot of lizardmen are down there.

1

Player: Hello Dallas.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Dragon halberd
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1
  1. Slayer ring (1)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

1
  1. Status: 13 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Silk trader: Do you want to buy any fine silks?

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any cadantine? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a cadantine.

1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I think I am fully prepared.
  3. No, I think I need to go get food, weapons and a light source.
1

Master Crafter: Where's your brown apron? You can't come in here unless you're wearing one.

1
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Goblin Cook: Go away human, me's busy here!

1

Arnold Lydspor: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Please wait...
1

Leo: Sorry, I need help from %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Player: Wow, didn't expect to find a scientist out here.

1

Florin: Hey it's the hero! Thank you so much for saving us from Gadderanks. And the town is looking lovely as well. You've done a great job!

1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

1

Mysterious Stranger: I wouldn't advise going down there before you know the risks, adventurer.

1

Captain Ginea: I have a question for you.

1

Eniola: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?

1

Player: Do I know you?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Blue Dragons.

1

Bill Teach: Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...

1

Make-over mage: Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance!

1

Duke Horacio: Greetings. Welcome to my castle.

1

Lady Vulcana Lovakengj: The human seems a bit lost Councillor, could you help them please.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

1

Player: How's life in the light?

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Ardougne or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

1
  1. Status: 36 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. A haircut will cost 2000 coins.
  2. Go ahead.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Status: 6 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. A makeover costs 500 coins.
  2. Change your top.
  3. Change your leggings.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Wilderness achievement diary!

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Morytania achievement diary!

1

Silver merchant: Silver! Silver! Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin!

1

Player: I need someone to compose a new anthem for Etceteria.

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

1

Wizard: All's well that ends well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Release
  3. Drop into oubliette
  4. Expel from house
  5. Teleport to...
1

Keeper of Keys: 1 adventurer is inside the cave.

1

Ivan Strom: Hey there %USERNAME%. I think I'm all ready to depart when you are.

1
  1. Wearing this amulet will give you a PK skull.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1

Guard: You stay right there, outerlander.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Kalphite in the Kalphite Lair.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tea
  3. Milk
1

Mysterious Old Man: Ah, so you are there. I hoped you would talk to me, I get so lonely. Here, have a present! I must be going now though.

1

Councillor Halgrive: Let me know when you are ready to begin %USERNAME%.

1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any avantoe? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a avantoe.

1
  1. Rune platelegs
  2. Please wait...
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Ook Ook!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
1

Player: Well met, fellow adventurer.

1

Camarst: Welcome my friend to the Old Nite! What can I do for you?

1

Vannaka: 'Ello, and what are you after then?

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Western Achievement Diary!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select a relevant passage
  2. Wedding Ceremony
  3. Last Rites
  4. Blessings
  5. Preach
1

Perdu: I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Vannaka: Hello there %USERNAME%, what can I help you with?

1
  1. Remove the charges from this item?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Turael: You're still hunting hellhounds, you have %NUMBER% to go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Competitive (free entry)
  3. Casual
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Your gear loadout selection is invalid.
  2. Fix your loadout before playing.
  3. Play now, without a full loadout.
1

Lumo: ... and then the chicken said to the farmer: 'It was an aspirin!'

1
  1. Are you sure you would like to buy another for 10000 coins?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes and don't ask me again.
  4. No.
1
  1. Assignment: 128 x Aberrant Spectres
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Lazim: Well, thank you, adventurer. You've just deprived me of a wonderful chance to learn from one of Zamorak's first followers.

1
  1. Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Withdraw money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: ... and so I took the hammer to Undor and he used it to repair the Doors of Dinh.

1
  1. Coffer (Empty)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Cancel.
1

Perdu: Hello. I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Player: Hello monk.

1

Rebel Scout: I've managed to retrieve some of your things. I'm guessing you'll want them back.

1

Lumo: ... and that completes our tour of the Jail of the Future. Please remember to use your conveniently located and totally pickable cell-door to exit.

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, you're not the lassie I be needin'.

1

Player: So you live in a hole? I would've thought Boars are surface dwelling mammals.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Return to Ferox Enclave?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Jarvald: Forgive me exile, though I can't allow you to board my ship.

1

Fanellaman: Hey, I've seen you working around the village. You've been doing a lot of good work around here for us. Let me give you something for your trouble.

1

Player: Hi, I don't suppose you are a member of the council of elders are you?

1

Monkey: I'm not goin' back in that brewery, not fer all the Bitternuts I can carry!

1
  1. Wilderness assignment: 127 x Ice Giants
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
1

Monkey Archer: Ook. Ook Ah Uh! Ah! Ah Uh Ah!

1

Kruk: Ook Ah Uh! Ook Ook! Ah Ah! Ook Ah Uh!

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. Please wait...
1