DIALOGUE_PLAYER (80488)

Player: Hello there.

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Harold: Come in!

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Vyrewatch: Very well...

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Player: Thanks for the information.

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Matthias: Good, however you really need both hands free. I'd suggest that you put away your weapons and gloves before we start.

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Player: Great, thanks for your advice.

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Troll child: (sniff)

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Player: Interesting.

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Player: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

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Armod: O-okay.

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Player: OK, I'll see what I can turn up for you.

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Player: Okay, I'll remember that.

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Harold: Don't forget that once I start my roll you can't back out of the bet! If you do you lose your stake!

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Player: Okay, I'll have a look for you.

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Harold: Now THAT hit the spot!

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Player: No thanks.

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Examiner: You have now passed the Earth Sciences level 2 intermediate exam. Here is your certificate. Of course, you'll want to get studying for your next exam now!

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Player: OK, I'll see what I can find.

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  1. Which item would you like to make?
  2. Lunar Torso
  3. Lunar Trousers
  4. Lunar Gloves
  5. Lunar Boots
  6. Cancel
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Lalli: Let me think about that, me like to think.

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Meteora: Sure, yeah, gimmie it yo.

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Sanfew: Now go and talk to Kaqemeex and he will introduce you to the wonderful world of herblore and potion making!

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Vampyre Juvinate: Okay, I guess you can go then, food sack!

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Player: Okay, I'll remember that. Thanks for all your help.

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Meteora: Gud.

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Harold Evans: Weapons? You'd better talk to Veliaf then. I'll be keeping an eye on you though, so don't go trying anything.

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Holgart: Aye lad. That be perfect.

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Player: Ooops. Suppose I need a seal of passage when I'm walking around that island.

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Ethereal Man: Very, very good!

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Vyrewatch: You want to go to the mines? Well that's a new one. You asked for it though...

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Bardur: Perhaps I misjudged you, exile. Best of luck on your adventure.

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Askeladden: Sure thing buddy, although I have to say, I doubt even that troll is stupid enough to fall for the SAME trick TWICE in a row! You can try anyway though!

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Alry the Angler: You're going to need to free up your hands first, though. Nothing in or on your hands.

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Vampyre Juvinate: When you've filled the mine cart, we'll think about it.

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  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Battlefront
  5. Cancel
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Holgart: Aye lass. That be perfect.

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Archaeologist: Excellent. Just give me a moment to read this, and talk to me again in a second.

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Fairy Nuff: only way onto or off of their world is through the fairy rings.

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  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Examiner: You have now passed the Earth Sciences level 1 general exam. Here is your certificate to prove it. You also get a decent trowel to dig with. Of course, you'll want to get studying for your next exam now!

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Gerald: You could ask Hadley the tourist guide. He'll be in this building just here.

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Ungadulu: My sincerest pleasure Bwana...

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Ethereal Man: Exactly. By understanding others around you and through communication with your surroundings you can in turn learn a great deal about yourself.

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Panning guide: Ah! Lovely! You can't beat a good cuppa... You're free to pan all you want.

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Harold: I don't want to talk about it!

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Ungadulu: Hurry, Vacu, the heat kills me... ha ha ha

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Sanfew: Thank you so much adventurer! These meats will allow our potion to honour Guthix to be completed, and bring one step closer to reclaiming our stone circle!

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  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
212
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
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Gujuo: How goes your quest to release Ungadulu Bwana?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
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Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

184
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
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Ethereal Lady: Very, very good!

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Observatory assistant: What have I done to deserve this?

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Cosmic Being: around you might find some growing somewhere.

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Bailey: That's okay. I just can't shake the feeling that this is the start of something... Terrible.

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Safalaan Hallow: Return to Ver Sinhaza and see if you can work out what Vanstrom and Ranis are up to. If you need some help, we recently sent a few of King Roald's mercenaries in that direction.

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Harold: I need another beer.

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Gujuo: Greetings Bwana... Why do you make such strange sounds and disturb the peace of the jungle?

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Player: Alright, alright, calm down, calm down. All I said was 'hello'!

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Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

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Mourner: You heard right. Head on in and see what you can do.

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Player: Uh.... huh.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Where are we?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. How do you get out of here?
  5. What is it that you're mining?
  6. Okay, thanks.
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Player: Hmm... So you're hungry? I think I will have the perfect thing for you to eat... I just need to get myself an onion, a potato and a cabbage...

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Player: Okay then.

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  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
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Sedridor: Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned Wizards' Tower. How may I help you?

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Harold: Arrh. That hit the spot!

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Gujuo: I have visited Ungadulu in the caves, he is hard at work studying. He looks well! Have you grown the Yommi tree yet?

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Holgart: Of course m'hearty. If that's what you want.

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Player: What can I say? I'm a professional.

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Mysterious ghost: I don't think I want to talk to you anymore.

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Ethereal Lady: Exactly. By understanding others around you and through communication with your surroundings you can in turn learn a great deal about yourself.

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Player: Hmm... I wonder what this treasure is.

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Player: Hello.

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Player: Fine help you are then.

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Matthias: Oh, ok then. Well, no, I don't; sorry.

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Harold: I said I don't want to talk about it!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Read book
  3. Don't read book
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Fairy Nuff: vicious creatures that draw the life essence from any living thing they find. It seems that in drawing the life force from the world that they live on they have trapped themselves on a small plane, as far as I am aware, the

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Gujuo: Bwana, I am very sorry, but you are too inexperienced to bless this bowl.

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Gujuo: Hello Bwana, I'm very pleased to see you again. Things seem much happier now in the Kharazi Jungle. I suspect that it is down to your good doings!

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Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Jeb: Hello there.

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Player: Well, bad luck and all that. See ya around!

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  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Baba Yaga: Insane? Very.

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Ulsquire Shauncy: Ah, hello again, what can I do for you now?

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
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Wizard Distentor: Welcome to the Magicians' Guild!

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Player: Sheesh, what a grouch. You'd think you'd have more of a sense of humour being dead and all.

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Harold: OK. I'll roll first!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. Okay, great!
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Alry the Angler: But it would be quite the amusing sight. Go on!

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Lalli: Ha! Stupid human think he buy golden apples, but actually get stupid wool! Hahaha!

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Player: That's good advice, you stay here and I'll go try and find your father.

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Jungle forester: Here, I won't be needing this any longer, and it may help you. Whenever I've used it before, it attracted the attention of jungle natives.

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Player: I'll go and get you one.

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Meiyerditch miner: Sure, got one here you can use.

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  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
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Player: I already have a full panning tray; perhaps I should search it first.

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Player: That cat sure loves to be stroked.

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Baba Yaga: Best of luck, %USERNAME%.

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Archaeological expert: What can I say? It's a skill I picked up through my many years of taking field notes!

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Zealot: Of course I'll be safe, my faith in Saradomin protects me.

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Civilian: Great! Hand over the cat and I'll give you the runes.

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
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  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
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Player: Okay, thanks.

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Gujuo: Very well Bwana...

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Harold: *hic*

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Harold: What wash the queshtion?

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Pauline Polaris: Good luck. It's far from simple.

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Observatory professor: No idea. You could ask my USELESS assistant if you want.

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  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch Island
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
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Gujuo: You are more than welcome bwana...

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes I'd like to ask you about something else.
  3. No thanks.
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Boy: Thank you so much!

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Mysterious ghost: You are a very strange young man...

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Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

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Harold: I didn't know you could ushe four dishe. Oh well.

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Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

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  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
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Harold: Mmm... Asgarnian Ale.

68
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
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Player: Sorry, yes please.

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Harold: *burp*

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Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

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Brother Omad: OK, let's party!

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Player: Thanks!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. I found the source of the spring and I got the water.
  3. I killed the demon again.
  4. How do I make the totem pole?
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
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Menaphite Thug: Well what can I say, he doesn't have that name for being loyal!

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Player: Okay, you wait here and I'll go figure another way to get you out.

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Harold: Shixteen! How am I shupposhed to beat that!

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Omart: I'm sure Jerico can help you out with that if you ask him nicely.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello - who are you?
  3. Check my account.
  4. Count for me.
  5. Where can I learn more?
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Fairy Nuff: Star Flowers only grow on the higher planes and even there they are extremely rare. You should be able to access some of the higher planes by using the fairy rings.

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Gujuo: Farewell Bwana, good luck.

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Sigli the Huntsman: Take care of the talisman, and see me when you have completed this task.

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Baba Yaga: *Baba Yaga whispers in your ear*

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Harold: I sheemed to have rolled a one.

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Kennith: Ok, when you have I'll come out.

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Player: Thanks... I hope.

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Clivet: Then you are a fool. Go back to your small minded mundane little life; you will never know the glories you could have tasted as one of us!

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Harold: Thanks!

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Gujuo: Greetings Bwana, we saw your fight with the Demon from some distance away. My people are so pleased with your heroic efforts. Your strength and ability as a warrior are Legendary.

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Player: Hey, something has been dropped here...

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Harold: Eashy tiger! Max bet ish 1000 coinsh.

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Player: Do you have any quests I could do?

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Ungadulu: Leave here, please, go... now...

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Player: Ah... Yes... Erm.... I think I had better go and revise first!

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Player: Any ideas where it may be?

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  1. Sailing to Port Tyras costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
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Player: I'm good thanks, bye.

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  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Player: Okay, will do.

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Baba Yaga: And now you know the teleportation spell, off with you! Go explore.

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Player: I'm afraid I don't have that much with me.

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Rimae Sirsalis: A pleasure doing business with you!

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Olaf the Bard: That is great news outerlander! We always need more music lovers here!

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Holgart: Superb, this looks great.

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Player: Hey. How do I get out of here?

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Player: Ok thanks for your help.

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Gujuo: How goes your quest to release Ungadulu?

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Edmond: Now I'd recommend you go and see Elena. She'll want to thank you herself. She lives in the house opposite ours.

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Councillor Halgrive: And in recognition of your service to the public health of Ardougne, please accept this further 3000 coins as a reward.

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  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
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Examiner: Why don't you use the resources here? There are books and the researchers, and you could even ask other students who are also studying for these exams.

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Player: I think I'll leave it for now.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you any more work for me, to help reclaim the circle?
  3. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
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Harold Evans: Hey! Who are you and why are you here?

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Gujuo: Would you like to try again?

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Drunken Ali: What were we talking about again? Yes yes, when I was a boy..... no that's not it.

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Cosmic Being: Then you've come to the right place. Star Flower, which is much prized for its magical properties, only grows on this plane. It has a very short life-span; plants grow, flower and die in the space of minutes! If you search

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Player: Hmm... lovely...

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  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Councillor Halgrive: The poor creatures have developed strangely discoloured wool and flesh. You should have no trouble spotting them. There should be four in total.

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Player: I'll try again another time.

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Player: Not just yet...

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
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Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: I'm not shure what I mean.

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Cosmic Being: Where do flies go at night?

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Player: No thanks, I think that's all pretty straight forward. I'll go and make my lyre now.

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Sanfew: I'm afraid you are not yet learned enough in the art of Herblore to be able to help me, adventurer...

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Dark mage: You don't seem to have any pouches in need of repair. Leave me alone.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. I would like to buy some equipment.
  3. Who are you?
  4. Just passing by.
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  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
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  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
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Doctor Orbon: These should protect you from infection.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like to bless my golden bowl.
  3. No thanks, I'll wait.
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  1. Select an Option
  2. I made the Totem pole, now what do I do with it?
  3. I found the source of the spring and I got the water.
  4. I killed the demon again.
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
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Player: Sorry, that's not what I'm here to do.

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Player: I think I will just have to take your word on that.

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Henryeta Carnillean: Oh, hello. If you wish to look around the Carnillean family home please refrain from touching anything with those grubby hands of yours.

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Player: What?

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Player: I think it's hungry!

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  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
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Rohak: Hello again, youngster.

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Eluned: Spot on!

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Elkoy: Have fun.

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Cosmic Being: Where does a snake's tail begin?

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Harold: Woah! Do you think I'm made of money? Max bet is 1000 gold.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
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Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment for your worthy offering.

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Player: Thanks, goodbye.

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  1. Would you like to make a Lunar helm?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
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Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

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Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rellekka.

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Cosmic Being: Why are yawns contagious?

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Baba Yaga: I was being polite, silly foreigner.

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Player: That should be enough people recruited, I'd better go and let Elena know.

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Hadley: Enjoy your visit.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. You don't look like locals.
  3. Bye!
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Omart: Fine thanks.

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Harold: Good. Good. I have some dice. How much do you want to offer?

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Baba Yaga: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

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Ethereal Man: Bingo!

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Cosmic Being: How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

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  1. Go up anyway?
  2. Yes
  3. No
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Cosmic Being: Do sick days include when you're sick of work?

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Boy: Thanks mister!

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Harold: Yeah, I tried that.

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Player: Sorry, I don't seem to have enough money. I'll be right back!

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Player: Erm... okay then.

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Player: Hi, I...

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
31

Player: Thanks.

31

Harold: Right...er...here goes...

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Examiner: Perhaps you should use your newfound skills to find an artefact on the digsite that will impress the archaeological expert.

31

Meteora: Huh?

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about yourself.
  3. Tell me about the other people in the town.
  4. I'm looking for Ali.
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Player: Thanks. My name's %USERNAME%, by the w...uh...okay, I think I need to lie down.

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Cosmic Being: How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

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Ceril Carnillean: And who are YOU to judge ME? Hmmm. You look like a peasant anyway. I'm wasting my time talking to you.

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Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

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Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

30

Player: Hello!

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Bailey: The only problem is all the wood and flint are damp... I can't light a thing!

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's take a look.
  3. No thanks.
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Player: I have a seal of pass...

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  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
29

Cosmic Being: Political philosophy is an oxymoron.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, that seems reasonable.
  3. I'm not interested then, thanks.
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Player: Will do.

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Rolad: No, never heard of you.

29
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about this castle?
  3. Do you know anything about the Myreque?
  4. Can you tell me about the Sanguinesti region?
  5. More options...
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  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
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Player: What is this place?

28

Lady Servil: All I can offer in return is material wealth. Please take these coins as a sign of my gratitude.

28

Baba Yaga: No you do not! Begone!

28

Examiner: More studying for you my boy.

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Player: Hello, what are you doing here, so far from home?

28

Player: I see... okay, well, bye!

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Cosmic Being: Do other birds speak pigeon pidgin?

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Brother Kojo: The townsfolk will all be able to know the correct time now! Thank you so much for all of your help! And as promised, here is your reward!

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Butler Jones: Fine and dandy.

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Player: Could I have a go with your bird?

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Player: Thanks Cap'n.

27

Lalli: It am ready now?

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Gujuo: The mosquitos bite me bwana! I must go for a swim...

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  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

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Player: Okay, I'll be right back.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. I'm not sure...
  4. Can I dig around here?
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Player: You seem like you've got a lot to think about then. I'll leave you to it.

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Hameln the Jester: Farewell, traveller.

26

Player: Whatever you say...

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Safalaan Hallow: Go to Ver Sinhaza and see if you can work out what Vanstrom and Ranis are up to. We recently sent a few of King Roald's mercenaries in that direction, talk to them if you need help.

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Player: Well I might just have a look around anyway.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
25

Filliman Tarlock: It is required if you're to cast this druid spell. Once you've cast the spell, you should find something from nature. Bring it back to me and then we'll try to figure out the other things we need.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another law talisman?
  3. Can you put some spikes on my Climbing boots?
  4. How is your son getting on?
  5. Is it OK if I use your anvil?
  6. Nothing, thanks.
25

Gujuo: I have to collect herbs now Bwana...

25

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. What is this place?
25

Zealot: Saradomin grant me patience. The answer is no.

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Player: Hello Holgart.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  3. I'm not sure what to do.
  4. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
25
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
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  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another cloak?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
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Barbarian guard: It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.

24

Player: Okay, take care Golrie.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. I'm not sure what to do.
  4. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  5. Ungadulu called me a 'Vacu'
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
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Player: You had better be quick, there may be more guards about.

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Player: It says, 'I give permission for the bearer... to use the mine shafts on site. - signed Terrance Balando, Archaeological Expert, City of Varrock.'

24

Player: Did you build this?

24

Cosmic Being: Have you ever flicked through a dictionary and afterwards felt really depressed by how much you don't know?

24

Mourner: You're no doctor!

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  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
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  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
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Councillor Halgrive: Excellent work adventurer! Please let me reimburse you the 100 gold it cost you to purchase your protective clothing.

23
  1. Select an Option
  2. That seems like a fair deal.
  3. No thanks.
23

Phabelle Bile: Thanks for your words of confidence...

23

Clivet: Here. Take this poison. Pour it into their food, and once the deed is done, return here and speak to me once more.

23

Philipe Carnillean: TOYS! I WANT TOYS!

23

Zealot: Saradomin provides for my every need. There is nothing you could offer me.

23

Player: Okay, have a bite.

22

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

22

Mr. Mordaut: To exit, use any of the doors in this room.

22
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
22

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

22

Player: That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.

22

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

22

Silk merchant: You drive a hard bargain, but I guess that will have to do.

22
  1. Squeeze through incredibly tight crevice?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
22

Zealot: You should believe not in luck, but in the protection of Saradomin. Farewell.

22

Player: Nothing, thanks.

22

Player: That's for you to work out. The first payment is to be collected soon.

22

Sigli the Huntsman: I want you to track the Draugen, defeat it, and store its essence in that talisman for me. If you can do this important task for my clan, I will vote for you.

22

Matthias: I might occasionally lend some of my better trained birds to professionals to hunt with, that being what the birds are trained for after all, but I can't really lend them to anyone else.

22

Meteora: One o doews Suqah did nick it. Hunt em down. Like urry it up yeah?

22

Woman: Bah, those mourners... they're meant to be helping us, but I think they're doing more harm here than good. They won't even let me send a letter out to my family.

22
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
21

Gujuo: I am tired Bwana, I must go and rest...

21

Player: Can I buy you a drink?

21

Player: No thanks I'm ok. Thanks for your time.

21

Gujuo: I have work to do Bwana, I may see you again...

21
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm going to stay a while.
  3. Okay, let's go back.
21

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth: So it seems.

21

Observatory assistant: Good work! The professor has been eagerly awaiting them.

21

Mourner: Stand back citizen, do not approach me.

21

Examiner: More studying for you my girl.

21

Cosmic Being: To be is to be the value of a variable.

21

Harold: I fink I've had enough!

21
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
20
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you put some spikes on my Climbing boots?
  3. How is your son getting on?
  4. Is it OK if I use your anvil?
  5. Nothing, thanks.
20

Harold: I owe you the resht!

20

Ungadulu: ...from the above lands... hurry and release me...

20

Player: Sorry.

20

Observatory assistant: Okay, okay, ask me if you need any help, %USERNAME%.

20

Player: Alright, I'll pay.

20
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any news?
  3. Where are all your people?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
20

Lalli: Grrr! Why you insult me stupid human? Me know it are because you jealous of Lalli's huge brain and you try steal apples!

20
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
19

Dr Jekyll: Fair enough. Here, have a spare potion, and thanks for your time.

19

Player: I wonder how old you are...

19

Archaeological expert: You obviously have a keen eye. Take this letter and give it to one of the workmen, and they will allow you to use them.

19

Player: Huh?

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. The helm
  3. The cape
  4. The amulet
  5. Next
19

Gujuo: I must visit my people now...

19

Dark Mage: Honestly, you have no idea of the pressure I am under attempting to keep this portal open!

19

Clivet: You're more of a fool than you look if you think you will ever find it. When Lord Hazeel is revived you will be first to grovel for his mercy!

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where did the plague come from?
  3. Have there been many victims of the plague?
  4. I hope things get easier for you.
19

Ali the Operator: Well don't waste time talking to me. Get on with it.

19

Player: Sorry for bothering you.

19

Ceril Carnillean: Yes, I doubt you could help anyway.

19

Grand Exchange Clerk: Welcome to the Grand Exchange. Would you like to trade now, or exchange item sets?

18

Heckel Funch: Well done, human!

18

Player: I think it wants some attention.

18
  1. Select an Option
  2. Prev
  3. The trousers
  4. The ring
  5. Exit
18

Kaqemeex: Good luck to you, %USERNAME%.

18

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: That ish shimple! Help yourshelf to the dwarvern shtout! I mean dwarfen! I mean...

18
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have a question about Deadman mode.
  3. Goodbye.
18

Zealot: I look only to help those who are misguided.

18

Matthias: Well, you're welcome to come back if you change your mind.

18

Player: I am not sure why I am giving this to the student...

18

Capt' Arnav: Ah, well done matey, that's the right combination. Here, have a little somethin' for helpin' me out.

17

Bob Barter (herbs): There, all done.

17

Player: Great, thanks!

17

Dark mage: Spot on!

17

Lady Servil: My son and husband are safe and recovering at home. Without you they would certainly be dead. I am truly grateful for your service.

17
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I grow the Yommi tree?
  3. What do you know about the pure water?
  4. Ok, thanks...
17

Matthias: I have some tamer birds that I occasionally lend to rich noblemen who consider it a sufficiently refined sport for their tastes, and you look like the kind who might appreciate a good hunt.

17

Matthias: I'd have to request a small fee, mind you; how does 500 gold pieces sound?

17

Doric: Oh my, that is a coincidence! Pass them here, please. I can spare you some coins for your trouble, and please use my anvils any time you want.

17

Elkoy: Our main threat nowadays are General Khazard's troops. They know no mercy, but are also very dense. They'll never find their way through our maze.

17

Player: Oh, sorry.

17

Gujuo: I must go and hunt now Bwana..

17

Femi: Thanks again friend!

17

Askeladden: Yeah, that's the spirit buddy! It's all real easy, I wouldn't worry yourself about it, you'll be quaffing beers in the longhall as a Fremennik in no time!

17

Player: I'm not sure what to do.

17

Player: Great, thank you.

17

Haskell: I don't have time to talk to an outerlander.

17

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

16

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

16

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

16

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

16

Player: That's all thanks.

16

Player: That's ok, take care.

16

Ali the Operator: Well then get to it.

16

Rasolo: Then by all means, take another. Only a foolish merchant would give away his only stock!

16

Player: I'm sure another pint will go down nicely.

16

Player: Ahh, ok thanks.

16

Lalli: Hey human! You not go in my house! It where me keep all my stuff!

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. Can we still get the people together?
  6. Where is the pool of sacred water?
16

King Lathas: Remember, the Underground Pass is lethal. Go prepared with food and armour or you won't last long.

16

Player: Interesting, I'll give it a read!

16

Player: I'll get to it.

16

Ethereal Lady: Bingo!

16

Digsite workman: Find something worthwhile and he might let you use the winches. Until then, get lost!

16

Harold: Er...!

16

Player: Sigh, see you soon.

16

Player: I'm not interested then, thanks.

16
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
15

Student: Oh great! Thanks!

15

Student: Well, I have seen people get them from panning occasionally.

15
  1. Select an Option
  2. I was hoping to attract the attention of a native.
  3. Sorry, it was a mistake?
15

Vyrewatch: What? What? Where?

15
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
15

Player: Glad you're happy Lalli!

15

Brother Omad: They hide in a secret cave in the forest. It's hidden under a ring of stones. Please, bring back the blanket!

15

Aluft Gianne snr.: Let me know how you get on.

15

Nurse Sarah: Well he may be king but he clearly doesn't have a clue about health. This could be disastrous for the city!

15

Andros Mai: This conversation is over! Leave me before I lose my temper.

15

Holgart: Okay... you're the boss.

15

Digsite workman: Well how can you handle the specimens without it? As you should know, specimens are to be kept in specimen jars to keep them safe and preserved. Next time bring it along!

15

Player: Where were you when you last had the combination?

15

Dark mage: Inane chatter from random idiots is not helping me achieve this!

15

Player: Be a good rock...

15

Ungadulu: Run, run away... Run like the leopard Bwana!

15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
15

Anita: You can't carry anymore. Come back when you have some space.

15

Juvinate guard: You two shut up and get back to work!

15

Lalli: Hah! Me knew it! You human just try trick Lalli into giving away golden apple! Me not as stupid as you look!

15

Fisherman: Free... Soon to be free...

15

Player: Sorry, just passing through.

15

Zealot: I would expect nothing less of you, misguided as you already are.

15
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
14
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What is this place?
14
  1. Would you like to squeeze into this crevice?
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks!
14

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

14

Player: Who are you?

14

Player: Oh.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Nice place you have here.
  6. Nothing, thanks!
14
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I bless the vessel?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
14

Matthias: Don't worry; I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't upset it too much.

14

Ethereal Man: Spot on.

14

Hari: It will bring you out at a pond in the heart of the Wilderness. Be careful up there, many have lost more than their lives in that dark and twisted place.

14

Player: Good. I'm sure I have some gold somewhere!

14

Sanfew: It is located somewhere in the mysterious underground halls which are located somewhere in the woods just South of here. They are too dangerous for me to go myself however.

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Samples may be mixed together safely.
  3. Sample types catalogued and carried by hand only.
  4. Samples to be spread thickly with mashed banana.
14

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dwarves.

14

Player: Hmmm, seems some of the words are missing from this book...

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the fertile soil?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
14

Camarst: No worries, there's a bank just around the corner if you want to grab some coin.

14

Player: I'm not going to talk to someone that calls me 'sweetie'!

14

Player: You too.

14

Harold Evans: I'm keeping my eye on you. Nothing personal. We just need to be careful with newcomers. Anyway, Veliaf will want to speak to you.

14

Player: Well, 'bye then.

14
  1. Select Your Prize
  2. 1000 Coins
  3. Mystery Box
13
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
13

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Check seed levels.
  3. Dismantle my trap.
  4. Do nothing.
13

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

13

Player: I'd better get going.

13

Player: What do you do here?

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. I am ready for the last exam...
  3. I am stuck on a question.
  4. Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you.
  5. I have lost my trowel.
13

Col. O'Niall: Stay sharp boy.

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, I won't go...
  3. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  4. If I went, could you help me?
13

Player: I must be going now, good luck on your quest.

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. No thanks I'm ok.
  3. Yes, I'd like to talk about something else.
13

Gerald: Blimey! Where did you come from? Not another one of those treasure hunters are you?

13

Camarst: Aye it is, because here at the Old Nite, your safety is our lowest priority!

13

Player: I don't need any more bird feed.

13

Drunken Ali: Ahh, a kind stranger. Get this old man a drink so that he may wet his throat and tell you of strange happenings in this town.

13

Gujuo: Congratulations on releasing Ungadulu! My people are very pleased... How goes the growing of the Yommi tree?

13

Selene: No need to be rude dear!

13

Larrissa: Oh... my poor darling Jossik... I just know something terrible has happened...

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
12
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
12

Player: Thanks, Kaylee.

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. I am ready for the next exam.
  3. I am stuck on a question.
  4. Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you.
  5. I have lost my trowel.
12

Player: Sorry, I'm busy.

12

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.

12

Player: Yes, I'd like you to bless my gold bowl.

12

Player: Hello, how's it going?

12

Player: Hi! What are you up to?

12

Player: Have you got any symbols of your god?

12

Lalli: Me have to try this! Me will swap you your wool if you not trick me and really can make soup out of a stone.

12

Dark Mage: Here, take it, it is important to pool our research. Now leave me be, I must concentrate!

12

Waydar: Understood. Military gliders are after all an untested form of transport...

12

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: Alright, you talked me into it.

12

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: Hmm, that shtout was delicious... here, have my invaluable Kelda hop sheed now, it wash my lasht one.

12

Garth: Hello there.

12

Fisherman: Soon you will be... Soon you will...

12

Player: Alright, thanks I will.

12
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
12

Observatory professor: Please try and find it; again, my assistant may be able to help.

12

Player: What's in the sack?

12

Druid: Good day to you, may nature smile upon you.

12

Player: I'll need to wield an appropriate tool.

12

Student: Oh well, tell me when you do. Remember that they can be found around the digsite; perhaps try panning the river.

12

Ceril Carnillean: No wonder I'm the one with the big house, and you're the one on the streets.

12

Guard: Glad to hear it. Let's keep it that way, hmmm?

12

Mysterious ghost: You are a very strange young woman...

12

Player: Thank you.

11

Dark Mage: A simple transfiguration spell should resolve that for you. Now leave me be!

11
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
11

Miles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

11
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. Both
  4. [Cancel]
11

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there any other way into the mines?
  3. How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?
  4. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
  5. I must be going now.
11

Sir Renitee: There you go.

11

Ethereal Lady: Spot on.

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me more about the tools an archaeologist uses?
  3. Thank you!
11

Meiyerditch miner: Oh... Sorry, we're not meant to talk to the nobles.

11

Grimgnash: Zzzzzz....zzzz....zzz...

11

Gujuo: Good day Bwana. The jungle is especially beautiful today isn't it? My village people pass on their thanks to you.

11

Player: I will do thanks.

11

Fisherman: Trapped... In stone and darkness...

11

Alry the Angler: No surprises there! Your type never have been cut out for it.

11

Zealot: Witness the goodness of Saradomin, that he has granted you the wisdom to see our positions in perspective.

11

Player: You seem uptight. I'll leave you alone.

11

Clivet: You have no business here. Leave.... now.

11

Player: Okay, I'll see what I can find.

11

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, madam! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

10
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10

Oneiromancer: your knowledge!

10

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

10
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
10

Player: Hi.

10

Player: I'll leave you to it then.

10

Askeladden: Sure thing buddy! I'd say take better care of this one, but it's just a rock! I have hundreds of them! Go wild!

10

Player: Would you like to gamble?

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you get your people together?
  3. I'm lost, can you show me the way out?
10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like you to bless my gold bowl.
  3. No thanks, I need help with something else.
10

Player: Ok, thanks... Goodbye.

10
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. What Jarvald is doing.
  3. Nothing
10

Player: Goodbye.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. And you think you'll be safer in the mine than me?
  3. I'll trade for it.
  4. Pretty pretty please?
  5. I didn't want that key anyway.
10

Brundt the Chieftain: Not at the moment %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Rest assured, should your services to the Fremennik be required, I will call upon you.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Grand Exchange (free)
  3. Ice Mountain (150 coins)
  4. White Wolf Mountain (100 coins)
  5. Cancel
10

Sigismund: Watch yourself out there, it can be hard to tell friend from foe in these lands.

10
  1. Take a look at what Amrod has to offer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
10
  1. Select an Option
  2. I am on an errand.
  3. I am searching this tray.
10

Player: Who's a good rock then? Yes you are... You're such a good rock... ooga booga googa.

10

Rohak: I would never give away me special rock cake recipe, not for all the golden nectar from the Rising Sun!

10

Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!

10

Brundt the Chieftain: Then you had better take a replacement and be less careless in future.

10

Jethick: I'm surprised you're still here. Not many like to stick around this place if they have the choice.

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  3. What's going on in town?
  4. I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  5. The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
10

Player: Hello, what is this place?

10

Player: Uh...okay, goodbye.

10

Fisherman: You will all end up in the blue... Deep deep under the blue...

10

Matthias: Fair enough; it does require a great deal of patience and skill, so I can understand if you might feel intimidated.

10

Player: Well if you are going to take that attitude, then I have nothing further to say on the matter, and bid you good day!

10

Fisherman: Family... Under the blue... Must escape the blue...

10

Lady Servil: Please do. My family is wealthy and can reward you handsomely. I'll be waiting here for you.

9
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
9

Molly: Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

9

Harold: *giggle*

9
  1. What would you like to take from the cupboard?
  2. A knife
  3. A batta tin
  4. A crunchy tray
  5. A gnome bowl
  6. Nothing.
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to develop friendly relations with your people.
  3. Sorry, it was a mistake?
9

Player: I want to develop friendly relations with your people.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I extinguish the flames?
  3. Where do I get pure water from?
9

Player: Err, why am I searching an empty tray?

9

Archaeological expert: Still, I wonder what this is doing around here. I'll tell you what; as you have found this, I will allow you to use the private dig shafts.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sorry for bothering you.
  3. I'm not sure what to do.
  4. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  5. Metal of the sun, what is that?
  6. What kind of a vessel?
9

Savant: Savant out.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I don't mind hearing stories.
  3. I don't really have time right now.
9
  1. Select an Option
  2. Raw shark.
  3. Raw manta ray.
  4. Raw sea turtle.
  5. Raw bass.
9

Matthias: Training falcons is a lot of work and I doubt you're up to the task. However, I suppose I could let you try hunting with one.

9

Player: Ok, and thanks again.

9

Digsite workman: Oi! What are you doing?

9

Elissa: Hello there.

9

Archaeologist: You head due South, see what you can find out about this tablet.

9

Rohak: There, as good as my word. Hot rock cakes to my special recipe.

9
  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
9

Jungle forester: You might like to use that when you get into the Kharazi jungle, it might attract more natives...

9

Player: Hey there's something under here.

9

An old Dwarf: Well then! Enjoy your stay in our mountain home.

9

Jeb: Board the boat and we shall depart.

9

Digsite workman: And you reckon you have been sent on an errand - without a specimen jar? Sorry, I can't let you do that!

9

Kalron: Gotta find a way out. We built this maze for protection but I can't get used to it. I'm always getting lost.

9

Player: I'd better find a way to light this torch, and soon.

9

Clivet: Then you are a fool. Go back to your small minded, mundane little life; you will never know the glories you could have tasted as one of us!

9

Guard: This is a restricted area. You can only enter under the authority of King Lathas.

9

Player: Oh dear. Oh well, I'm sure you'll learn one day.

9
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Where is the Shantay Pass?
  4. What do you have to sell?
  5. Okay, thanks
9

Player: I'm working on it.

9

Jarvald: Quickly %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Once you arrive, leave my ship and make sure you're not spotted!

9

Matthias: A quest? What a strange notion. Do you normally go around asking complete strangers for quests?

9

Player: What's going on in town?

9

Player: I guess pigeons really love this stuff.

9

Player: Mmm, bird feed! Just what I needed.

9

Kaqemeex: That is good to hear.

9

Baba Yaga: Remember, you'll need to enchant it by using it on the Astral Altar. This process will also require 100 Astral Runes.

9

Zealot: I shall pray that Saradomin grants you the wisdom to see through your folly.

9

Archaeologist: Well, you're going to have to clear some junk out of your inventory before I hand this over.

9
  1. Un-note the banknote?
  2. Yes
  3. No
8

Observatory professor: Look in your backpack for your reward, in payment for your work.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rotate clockwise
  3. Rotate anticlockwise
  4. Build
  5. Cancel
8

Niles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

8

Rasolo: And you will be able to find the entrance to Damis' lair.

8
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where were you when you last had the combination?
  3. Would you like to gamble?
  4. Can I buy you a drink?
8

Tenzing: Was there anything else?

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Do you have any of my items?
  4. No thank you.
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you explain the Gaze of Saradomin to me?
  3. Can I buy some armour?
  4. Can I switch respawns, please?
  5. Goodbye.
8

Digsite workman: I give permission... blah de blah... etc. Okay, that's all in order; you may use the mineshaft now. I'll hang onto this scroll, shall I?

8

Player: I think it's really hungry!

8

Player: No problem Savant. I'll snap to it right away.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. I'm good, thanks.
8
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Please wait...
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. I come seeking challenges and quests.
  3. Ok I lied.
  4. I could ask the same of you.
8

Player: No problem.

8

Player: Ok, that seems reasonable.

8

Player: Uh...ok. Never mind then!

8

Zooknock: Furthermore, you will not be able to attack whilst using this, so be careful. Perhaps when I refine my spells I could look into making this possible.

8

Player: Thanks for the advice.

8

Kaylee: Mmmmm... the secret is in the gold. Drop a gold coin into asgarnian ale and you'll get this weird golden ale that the dwarves seem to love, I think they're genetically attracted to gold.

8

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

8

Estate agent: This book will help you to start building your house.

8

Doctor Orbon: Hello there. Can't stop to talk I'm afraid, I'm very busy right now.

8

Player: So... is there anything in this for me?

8

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

8

Captain Ninto: I'll try. Bofe eyez...

8

Player: I'm just doing my job. You should take it up with the king if you don't like it.

8

Hudon: I'll find that treasure soon, just you wait and see.

8

Mage of Zamorak: This is no place to talk! Meet me at the Varrock Chaos Temple!

8

Player: Ah, yes; I understand.

8

Baba Yaga: You're welcome.

8

Nurse Sarah: Me too, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

8

Aluft Gianne snr.: Ok, let me know when you have.

8

Elissa: I'm helping with the dig. I'm an expert on Third Age architecture.

8

Sanfew: Well hand 'em over then lad!

8

Boy: Thanks lady!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have germinated the Yommi tree seeds.
  3. Where is the fertile soil?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
8

King Narnode Shareen: Please Traveller, leave before it's too late!

8

Troll father: Thanks again for freeing me from that ice block! I might be a troll, but it was real uncomfortable in there!

8

Sailor: Let's go exile. Sooner you're off my ship the better.

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests I could do?
  3. That sounds like fun; could I have a go?
  4. That doesn't sound like my sort of thing.
  5. What's this falconry thing all about then?
8

Archaeologist: Well could you go and get me that translation? It could be vital!

8

Player: I'm lost, can you show me the way out?

8

Player: I don't think that's for me... I'll leave that to you.

8

Player: Just browsing...

8

Player: Interesting... This exam seems to be a popular one!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
7

Player: Yes please.

7

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

7

Player: Bye!

7

Caroline: Thank you so much!

7

Alry the Angler: I don't know, I doubt that your type's up to the task...

7

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

7

Player: It's a surprise! Follow me.

7

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why do you live so close to the trolls?
  3. What do you have to offer?
  4. No thanks, Eadgar.
7

Player: The IOU is written on the back of the combination! The stupid guard had it in his back pocket all the time!

7

Dunstan: Anything else before I get on with my work?

7

Holgart: You're right. It all sounds pretty creepy.

7

Student: All I remember is that I was working near the tents when I lost it.

7

Gianne jnr.: Are you willing to take this order on? If you turn it down you'll have to wait five minutes for another hard delivery.

7

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

7

Cosmic Being: I hope the beauty of my world brings you great joy.

7

Player: Isn't that what you're supposed to say when you meet a new race of people?

7

Player: Nope. Just thought I'd say hi.

7
  1. The vyrewatch wants an answer!
  2. Okay, have a bite. (Offer a blood tithe).
  3. Send me to the mines! (Do a bit of menial work)
  4. Hey, look over there! (Distract and sneak away).
7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go now.
  3. Don't go.
7

Gerald: Adventurers pass through here every week, they never find anything though.

7

Estate agent: Your house has been redecorated.

7

Player: Indeed it is. Try it and see.

7

Player: What have you got?

7

Player: Uh.... okay...

7

Islwyn: Why should we? All you humans do is take and destroy with no care for others. We don't need your help. You've done enough damage.

7

Dad: Troll named after first thing try to eat!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  3. What kind of unknown force?
  4. Sorry for bothering you.
  5. I'm not sure what to do.
  6. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
7

Milli Rehnison: It was the boarded up building with no windows in the south east corner of West Ardougne.

7

Player: Riiight.

7

Player: So what's a nice ghost like you doing in a place like this?

7

Mysterious ghost: I suppose you think that's funny?

7

Player: See ya around ghosty!

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sorry for bothering you.
  3. I'm not sure what to do.
7

Student: Oh dear, I hope it didn't fall into the stream; I might never find it again.

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have germinated the Yommi tree seeds.
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
7

Woman: His army curses our city with this plague then wanders off again, leaving us to clear up the pieces.

7

Player: Hello how are you?

7

Player: You don't say? I never knew that. Well, I must be going, see you around.

7

Player: It doesn't look very safe in there. I'm not going in without decent protective clothing.

7

Player: The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.

7

Player: Well, I guess that's always true in the long run. See you around, weird invisible dead person!

7

Digsite workman: Well that's nice for you. You can't dig around here without a certificate though.

7

Player: Good attitude!

7
  1. This exit leads to the Wilderness, are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
6
  1. You're already there!
  2. Cast teleport anyway
  3. Cancel teleport
6

Player: Okay, guv, I'll come quietly.

6
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
6

Player: Thanks... I'll see what I can find.

6

Mysterious Old Man: Reach the maze centre as fast as possible. The faster you are, the better your reward.

6

Edmond: Sounds good!

6

Caroline: Thank you. Take care of yourself %USERNAME%.

6

Player: I'll do my best.

6

Player: Want to fetch the stick, rock? Of course you do...

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. How have things been for you recently?
  3. What do you know about this place?
  4. Can you tell me any more about the Sleeper Plague?
  5. I'd better get going.
6

Duke: Open the gates! An ally wishes to pass!

6

Lovada: Here you go.

6

Harold: I'll write you out an IOU for the rest.

6

Player: I'm fine, thanks.

6

Player: Thank you!

6

Turael: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

6

Caroline: I'll reward you for your time. It'll give me peace of mind to know Kennith and my husband, Kent, are safe.

6
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
6
  1. Select an Option
  2. You don't look like a Fremennik yourself...
  3. You've been away from these parts a while?
  4. 'Bye then.
6

Player: Yuck! Thanks Kent.

6

Player: Oh, right. So if I find it you'll help me?

6

Student: I sure will!

6

Player: Well, that's not too helpful, there are lots of those around here; can you remember where you last had it?

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me more about the sanctuary.
  3. Bye!
6

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ta-ta for now, old bean!

6

Player: Wow a snake charmer. Can I have a go? Can I have a go? Please?

6

Gujuo: Well, it had the desired effect... I am Gujuo, proud member of the Kharazi tribe. What did you want to talk about Bwana?

6

Askeladden: Sure, have as many as you like. I've plenty more!

6

Player: What kind of a vessel?

6

Gujuo: A vessel made of sun metal, but it can be of any shape. However, it must be blessed.

6

Player: I'm just looking around, thanks.

6

Leo: Here, I'll take you back to where I found you, and give you your reward.

6

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Waterbirth Island?
  3. Can I come?
  4. Nice hat!
  5. Ok, 'bye.
6

Bailey: I doubt the fishermen will come near you if you can get this torch lit.

6

Kangai Mau: You have??? Many thanks brave adventurer! Here, have some freshly cooked Karamjan fish, caught specially by my tribe.

6

Rimae Sirsalis: It's an interesting creature the Suqah. You see, they have been indigenous to this island since we arrived. They seem to thrive of eating the minerals that exist in the mines below the town. We try our best to live in

6

Player: I have no particular allegiance.

6

Player: Thanks! See you around!

6

Player: I follow the path of Saradomin. Strength through wisdom.

6

Player: Hi Lokar, can you take me back to your ship?

6

Elena: You may want to check out the orchard just north of the city. I hear no one has tended it since the blight infected the trees there. I imagine it will have plenty of rotten apples.

6

Sylas: Excellent, excellent! Best of luck then, my friend. I'll be right here waiting for you to return.

6

Observatory professor: Thank you. Wait a minute, who you calling 'old'?

6

Player: Ok. I'll see what I can do.

6

Player: So you're a ghost, huh?

6

Player: So.... Invisible ghost haunting the same place for thousands of years, huh?

6

Player: I'd rather not.

6

Herman Caranos: Yes, that's right. And do watch out for the sea trolls!

6

Player: Uh... yes?

6

Player: Yes, I'll go do some quests or something...

6

Aluft Gianne snr.: Let me know when the batta is ready.

6

Player: Thanks for your help!

6

Player: Argh!

6

Essyllt: You should speak with Lord Iorwerth. He will help you track down that brigand Tyras. You'll find his camp in the north west of the forest.

6

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

6

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: That'sh alright then, here you go.

6

Mercenary Captain: Good... run along then. You stand around flapping your tongue chatting like an insane camel.

6

Player: I'd better be off.

6

Zoo keeper: He's from a very far away land, we couldn't find out more as the explorer who brought him back died shortly afterwards!

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Where else is worth visiting around here?
  4. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  5. Thanks, goodbye.
6
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Okay, 100 coins will be fine.
  3. No thanks.
6
  1. If you leave you'll have to start again!
  2. That's ok.
  3. I'll stay then.
6

Mourner: There are no doctors in West Ardougne, just that nurse south east of the chapel. You don't need to worry though, we'll soon have it sorted.

6

Player: Ungadulu called me 'Vacu', what does that mean?

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is free, he was possesed by a demon and I killed it.
  3. What do I do now?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
6

Player: See you around.

6

Alrena: Thank you for rescuing my daughter! Elena has told me of your bravery in entering a house that could have been plague infected. I can't thank you enough!

6

Selene: Good for you.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is Deadman mode?
  3. How do I play Deadman mode?
  4. What happens when I die in Deadman mode?
  5. What happens when I kill a player in Deadman mode?
  6. More options...
6

Player: I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.

6

Omart: Try using some of Jerico's pigeons. Chuck some bird feed at the tower and then release some pigeons nearby. Jerico should be able to help you out.

6

Player: It's a very interesting island you have here.

6

Archaeologist: And that was how I recovered the Golden Monkey of Tee-Ta-Toh.

6

Player: Err... I have no idea why I am doing this!

6

Player: I'm nearly there...

6

Carla: Me too...

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is trapped in some magical flames!
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
6

Player: Oh, okay, thanks.

6

Player: Ermm... I'll leave you to it then.

6

Player: Well, I guess you didn't say.

6

Mourner: Pray for me? You're no doctor... You're an imposter!

6

Alry the Angler: These birds can be a lot of work... I'm not sure you could handle them, let alone to catch a fish!

6

Gnome woman: It is but they're worth it.

6

Player: I'm looking for a council member...

6

Student: Oh well, I am sure it's been picked up. Couldn't you try looking through some pockets?

6
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
6
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
5
  1. Are you sure you want to read it?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who exactly is this Filliman?
  3. Where's Mort Myre?
  4. What's a ghast?
  5. I'd better get going.
5

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items.
  5. What are you doing out here?
5

Player: Here you go.

5
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
  3. Where do you get your Bloody Bracers from?
  4. 99 coins? That's ridiculous!
  5. What can you tell me about this town?
  6. Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
5

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

5

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

5

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

5

Gnome trainer: Excellent work!

5

Logosia: Here you go.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get wax from?
  3. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  4. What else do I need?
5
  1. Switch to World %NUMBER%?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes. In future, only warn about dangerous worlds.
  4. Cancel.
5

Student: Well ok, this is what I have learned since I last spoke to you...

5

Player: Err... OK I'll see what I can do, but I'm not sure where I'd get one.

5

Ali the Snake Charmer: If it means that you'll leave me alone, I would give you my snake charming super starter kit complete with flute and basket.

5

Golrie: No, of course not.

5

Gujuo: Here, have this as an example... I pray that it will help you.

5

Bailey: Good luck.

5

Vyrelady: Leave me alone food sack!

5

Player: You pick the gnome's pocket.

5

Player: I should go and let Eblis know what's happened here...

5

Player: That seems like a fair deal.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What quest is that then?
  3. I hope it goes well. Goodbye.
5

Player: Good point.

5

Abbot Langley: Ok, I see you are someone suitable for our order. You may join.

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Nowhere.
5

Player: Excellent. That will come in most handy.

5

Freaky Forester: You get some money for your help, many thanks!

5

Player: No worries. I am pleased I could help.

5

Ethereal Man: I am very impressed.

5
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 75 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
5

Zooknock: The range at which I will be able to sustain it is limited. I cannot ensure it will be effective off the atoll.

5

Gertrude: You're still raising that last cat and it needs your attention. Only when the cat doesn't need your attention any longer could I possibly let you have another kitten.

5

Player: Oh well...

5

Player: What, not even 'goodbye'?

5

Player: In which case I only have one thing to say to you:

5

Archaeological expert: translate into a journal for you. Then you can take it back to Asgarnia, I think he will be extremely interested in the translation!

5

Tyss: I suppose you are a friend to us. Here, you may have this.

5

Player: I'm great, thank you!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Samples cut and cleaned before transportation.
  3. Samples ground and suspended in an acid solution.
  4. Samples to be given to the melon-collecting monkey.
5

Player: Hey, I think I could fit down here. I need something to help me get all the way down.

5

Player: Sorry, but the king has given the order. The first payment is due soon.

5

Orlando Smith: Thanks for all your help, mate. Hope you enjoy the museum!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. And what sort of purpose would that be?
  3. I can make my own choices.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Close.
5

Hadley: That's just silly talk.

5

Gujuo: Well there is a pool of water that is very sacred to us. But I am unsure why he would need that to douse flames. Perhaps the poor Shaman has lost his mind in the darkness of the caves?

5

Aluft Gianne snr.: Let's see if you can make a cheese and tomato batta next.

5
  1. Take this order?
  2. Easy-peasy! I'll get started.
  3. I don't think I can complete this one.
5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, who are you?
  3. Yes, I would like to charter a ship.
  4. No thanks.
5

Player: Anyone who eats this stew is going to have a bad time now.

5

Player: Let's just put it down to adventurer's intuition.

5

Nulodion: Don't be silly - the ammo's made by using a mould. Here, take these to him. The instructions explain everything.

5

Duke: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

5

Gianne jnr.: You'd better get a move on then. The clock is already running!

5

Player: That's me. Could you take me to Arianwyn?

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. What have you got?
  3. No thanks.
5

Player: Hey, Holgart.

5

Player: No, I'm going to stay a while.

5

Bailey: Just be sure to watch your back. The fishermen seem to have taken notice of you.

5

Player: Okay, thanks!

5

Tyras guard: Soon Zamorak's fury will be released upon us.

5

Player: Can you tell me a bit about your people?

5

Askeladden: Yup, sure is buddy! That Lalli is stupid, even by troll standards!

5

Brother Kojo: Really..? Wait, listen! Well done, well done! Yes yes yes, you've done it! You ARE clever!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  5. I'm not sure what to do.
5

Player: Not yet! Where did you say I can get it from?

5

Sanfew: Well thank you very much!

5

Player: I'm not prodding a sickly-looking sheep with my hands!

5

Player: I'll need to wield a more appropriate tool.

5

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ta ta!

5

Peer the Seer: I cannot do that for you until you have completed the easy tier of the Fremennik achievement diary.

5

Player: Why? What are you doing?

5

Player: Ah! Thanks!

5

Player: I don't think I should kill the sheep outside the enclosure. The councillor was worried that it might spread the disease.

5

Ezekial Lovecraft: Oh right, goodbye.

5

Player: I already know the importance of seeing that not all paths are easy to walk, but if I stick at things I can succeed. What harms us just makes us stronger.

5

Ali the Hag: Don't taunt me because I will, once I find time to get around to it!

5

Mourner: Do I look friendly to you? I really must work on my scowl more.

5

Player: I probably shouldn't waste it by throwing it here.

5

Player: You should be more careful with your ingredients.

5

Archaeologist: Nope, never heard of them before, but you said diamonds! Diamonds are always promising!

5

Digsite workman: Well, let me know when you are.

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. The helm (complete!)
  3. The cape (complete!)
  4. The amulet (complete!)
  5. Next
5

Gujuo: I have visited Ungadulu in the caves, he is hard at work studying. He looks well! How is your quest going Bwana?

5

Zealot: Although you may not realise it, Saradomin works quietly in many people, such is the folly of looking with your eyes and not with your heart.

5

Player: Why am I trying to leave when I am not even inside?

5

Player: I was the only one here. I was watching the whole time.

5

Player: I'm sorry, I'm too busy.

5

Zealot: Then begone. Normally I would strike you down in an instant, but for now I have no time. I am on a quest of the utmost importance.

5

Bailey: Well, be very careful out there! Those dratted slugs have been joined by giant lobsters!

5

Zealot: Then leave me, I have no time to listen to your poisonous tongue.

5

Player: I think i'll pass.

5

Player: Oh ok, thanks.

5

Sani Piliu: Hi there. You're new here aren't you? You'd best go and talk with Veliaf.

5

Kaqemeex: Goodbye adventurer. I feel we shall meet again.

5

Meiyerditch miner: Oh, it looks like you don't have a spare inventory slot for it.

5

Civilian: Well, I'm not giving you anymore!

5

Sherlock: Fantastic! Here, have this.

4

Advisor Ghrim: This is how your subjects are distributing their effort.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
4

Observatory professor: By Saradomin's earlobes! You must be a friend of the gods indeed.

4

Player: Okay Amik, thanks for explaining!

4

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

4

Achietties: Shield of Arrav, Lost City, Merlins' Crystal and Dragon Slayer quests.

4
  1. That's in level 15 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 15 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
4

Player: Hello there!

4

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

4

Player: Sure, I like exploring mazes.

4

Player: Okay, great!

4
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Player: Yes please!

4

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

4

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

4
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 480 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Khazard Guard: The General seems to have taken a liking to you. He'd normally kill imposters like you without a second thought.

4

Brother Omad: Dum dee do la la! *hiccup* That was some party!

4

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

4

Player: Hi!

4

Rasolo: Excellent, excellent. Here, take this ring. While you wear it, you will be able to see the things that live in shadows...

4

Ellen: Hello again. I'm afraid I've given you all the training I can.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. What grand feats are you known for?
  4. Why are you here?
  5. Bye!
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I don't have the dagger.
  3. I haven't slayed Viyeldi yet.
  4. I have something else in mind!
  5. I have to be going...
4

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

4
  1. Are you sure you want to do that?
  2. Bury the bone
  3. Cancel
4

Tilt: You poke 10 flashing pillars, right? You NOT poke other pillars, right? Okay, you go play now.

4

Gujuo: Great Bwana, you are truly a brave warrior. Now you can try to grow the Yommi tree in earnest and make the totem pole.

4

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

4

Player: Send me to the mines!

4

Hari: Yes, you can take a waka north through the underground portion of this river.

4

Parroty Pete: Just recently. It would have been sooner, but some wretch thought it would be amusing to replace their drinking water with vodka. The vet had to nurse them back to health for weeks!

4

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

4

Player: Let's go!

4

Player: Indeed.

4

Blurberry: Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.

4

Player: Hey there little troll... Take this and dry those tears...

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. The study of gardening, planting and fruiting vegetation.
  3. The study of planets and the history of worlds.
  4. The combination of archaeology and vegetarianism.
4

Player: Hello, who are you?

4
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Thormac: Aha, my little scorpions home at last!

4

Player: I'm trying to find out what happened to a boy named Kennith.

4

Bailey: This is no time for humour.

4
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,280 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
4

Biblia: Here you go.

4

Player: Tell her to get stuffed.

4

Student: It was around here for sure. Maybe someone picked it up?

4
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
4

Player: Ok, thanks.

4

King Bolren: The tree has many other powers, some of which I cannot reveal. As a friend of the gnome people, I can now allow you to use the tree's magic to teleport to other trees grown from related seeds.

4

Player: I was hoping to attract the attention of a native.

4

Mysterious ghost: What be this? You both see me and hear me, and also know my name?

4

Player: Yes, I'd like to bless my golden bowl.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another banner?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
4

Nature Spirit: Welcome to my Altar to Nature! Farewell my friend, and keep those Ghasts at bay!

4

Meteora: Wot?

4

Player: I suppose so.

4

Vyrelady: Get lost!

4

Brundt the Chieftain: Go see Torfinn on the docks, he can take you to Ungael. Good luck %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

4

Frog princess: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

4
  1. What would you like to make?
  2. Golden bowl.
  3. Golden helmet.
  4. Nothing.
4

Player: Yes, have you got anything for me?

4

Player: You know the ceremonial clothes?

4

Brother Maledict: The joys of family are not to be underestimated child.

4
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Take a map of the Museum.
  3. Find out about the Dig Site exhibit.
  4. Find out about the Timeline exhibit.
  5. Find out about the Natural History exhibit.
  6. Find out about Kudos.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need to collect some Yommi tree seeds for Gujuo.
  3. How do I get out of here?
  4. Ok, thanks...
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need to collect some Yommi tree seeds for Gujuo.
  3. What will you do now?
  4. Ok, thanks...
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, I won't go...
  3. If I went, could you help me?
  4. I searched the catacombs thoroughly but found nothing else.
4

Player: If I went, could you help me?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find Snake weed?
  3. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  4. Where can I find ardrigal?
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
4

Zealot: Then your life is without reason or direction. I would talk to you further on the matter, but for now my attentions must be elsewhere.

4

Jethick: Spot on!

4

Ethereal Mimic: Hey! This is your dream!

4

Piles: Here you go.

4

Zealot: A noble cause indeed. One that I can sympathise with, for I myself am upon a quest. One that will allow Saradomin to be glorified even in these dark lands.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have a cat that I could sell.
  3. Nope, they're not easy to get hold of.
4

Player: Hey puss! Any news?

4

Sir Amik Varze: Absolutely right. Please accept this reward.

4

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

4

Observatory professor: You can use the mould with molten glass to make a new lens.

4

King Arthur: Wow! Incredible! You truly are a splendid knight!

4

Student: The study of Earth Sciences is: The study of the earth, its contents and history.

4

Mysterious ghost: You have no idea...

4

Player: ...son...time bubble...culinaromancer...freeze...rockcakes!

4

Rohak: You're delusional. Never would old Rohak give away his special recipe, not for all the golden nectar from the Rising Sun!

4

Player: You didn't say I'd have to run around... but ok! Milk, flour, egg, bowl of water....I'll be back!

4

Player: N..n...nothing honest!

4
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Player: Hmmm... sounds interesting, I might take you up on that.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it.
  3. Don't drop it.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got anything strong to drink?
  3. Your pub looks a bit rough.
  4. Just browsing...
4

Player: Ok then.

4

Aluft Gianne snr.: The dough is made according to a secret family recipe. If you need any more, I suggest you speak to Hudo the grocer. He's very reliable.

4

Player: Ok Aluft, I'll be back soon.

4

G.L.O. Caranock: I agree. Anyhow, we don't want your human wondering as to your whereabouts. When the time is right, don't hesitate to ... dispose of it.

4

Player: Very well. I will be back later, with one of the captives.

4

Tyras guard: These are dark times, I must prepare for the coming darkness.

4

Elena: My father's friend Jerico is in communication with West Ardougne. He might be able to help us. He lives in a house south east of here, north of the chapel.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Will you take me there?
  3. I'm keeping away from there.
4

Gerald: They say there's treasure hidden within the waterfall, left behind by the old elven king. Not that anyone's ever found anything.

4

Svidi: Yes, that will do.

4

Meiyerditch citizen: Oh, hello. How's everything?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm afraid that's too much money for me.
  3. Okay, here's 99,000 coins.
4

Player: That was the strangest dream I've ever had! Assuming it was a dream...

4

Player: Can I speak with you?

4

Jethick: Hmmm, that doesn't narrow it down a huge amount... I'll need to know more than that, or see a picture?

4

Islwyn: Glarial, wife to King Baxtorian. At one time my grandparents ruled over a great elven kingdom. But your kind put an end to that.

4

Player: At last! I've had enough of these caves.

4

Player: Ungadulu looks a little strange.

4

Gujuo: Be wary Bwana. There are many unknown spirits that reside in these dark areas. You may be tricked by an unknown force...

4

Player: Mmmm... The lid is shut tight; I'll have to find something to lever it off.

4

Player:

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why not?
  3. Ok, Sorry
4

Probita: I'm afraid you don't seem to have insured any pets at all.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  4. Thanks, goodbye.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Where else is worth visiting around here?
  4. Thanks, goodbye.
4

Al Shabim: Go back and tell this captain that if he wants to find this man he should search for him personally. See how much of his own time he would like to waste.

4

Brother Kojo: Thank you again! And remember to be careful, the cellar is full of strange beasts!

4

Player: Might I have a word?

4

Player: Thanks for your time.

4

Player: I'm afraid I don't have any toys.

4

King's Messenger: I take it you are %USERNAME%? King Lathas sent this message for you. He's not a man you'd want to keep waiting.

4

Player: It's a very interesting house you have here. Does he have a name?

4

Larry: I'm looking for an experienced adventurer and you're not it. Come back when you are more capable.

4

Player: Maybe later.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Oh okay, bad day then.
  3. Why, what has he done?
4

Player: Nope, they're not easy to get hold of.

4

General Hining: There is no great hero left to fight back the forces that face us now... Go, leave, prepare for the darkness. While you still have time!

4

Savant: Savant Out.

4

Zealot: You are foolhardy indeed should you venture inside. The presence of evil is strong within the mines. If you take the risk I shall pray for your safety, although I hold little hope for your safe return.

4

Player: Of course...

4

Heckel Funch: Hey! Thanks a lot mate. You're a diamond.

4

Rimae Sirsalis: At 100 gold pieces per hide, that'll cost you... 500 gp.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What about the stone circle full of dark wizards?
  3. So what's so good about Guthix?
  4. Well, I'll be on my way now.
4

Carla: It's down to King Tyras. He and his men brought the plague here from the west, and then left us to suffer. One day he'll pay for what he's done!

4

Player: Thanks for the warning Bill.

4

Player: No, you're right, you don't see many around.

4

Bravek: I'm just having a little drop of whisky, then I'll feel really good.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you doing here?
  3. Ok, Sorry
4

Recruiter: Tyras will be informed of these words of treason!

4

Gujuo: That's fine Bwana, not to worry. I hope your quest is going well in any case.

4

Ulizius: Yes of course my friend, you seem to be able to handle yourself with those ghasts really well.

4

Witchaven villager: . . .

4

Barfy Bill: I can't think why anyone would wish to venture into that hellish landscape though.

4

Sailor: You're lucky you're needed on Miscellania exile. Just don't speak to me on the journey!

4

Player: Why, thank you very much!

4

Player: Just because you're already dead, doesn't mean I can't find a way to hurt you ghosty!

4

Doctor Orbon: You should hurry, they could infect the entire town in a matter of a few days!

4

Erdan: As you wish.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about passwords.
  3. Tell me about securing my email.
  4. Tell me about the authenticator.
  5. Tell me about securing my bank.
4

Civilian: If you Mourners really wanna help, why don't you do something about these mice?!

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. If I went, could you help me?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
4

Man: His army curses our city with this plague then wanders off again, leaving us to clear up the pieces.

4

Gujuo: Search the caves and try to talk to Ungadulu, there may be some clues to be had by searching all the items in the cave...

4

Player: No thanks. I've got other plans.

4

Ethereal Mimic: Oh, that's no fun.

4

Vlad Diaemus: Get out, you weirdo!

4

Zealot: Goodbye, and may Saradomin give you strength through wisdom.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Choose again
  3. Cancel
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this quest of which you speak?
  3. Fine, I didn't want to talk to you either.
4

Ivan Strom: Oh... Hello. Sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be talking to you. You'd better speak to Veliaf.

4

Player: Sorry, I can't make any promises about that, and I don't think I have the time to waste trying to defrost some stupid ice trolls.

4

Kaqemeex: Persistence is key to success.

4
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
4

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 5 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

3

Uri: Actions have consequences.

3

Death: Very well. Once you pass through my portal, you will have 15 minutes to reach your gravestone.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
3
  1. Are you sure you want to dig up this patch?
  2. Yes, I want to clear it for new crops.
  3. No, I want to leave it as it is.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the Observatory quest.
  3. Talk about Treasure Trails.
3
  1. Really remove it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Oneiromancer: Hello there. What do you want to talk about?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. The state of the island.
  3. Cyrisus.
  4. Nothing.
3

Madame Caldarium: Correct!

3

Assistant: Weapons are not allowed on Entrana. I must search you first.

3
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
3

Player: Okay...

3
  1. Revert this tablet?
  2. Yes - you will not get your scroll back.
  3. No - leave it alone.
3

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

3

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

3

Banker: Tell that to my back and legs, I'm exhausted from carrying all this junk back and forth.

3

Brother Kojo: You really clocked that one!

3

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

3

Player: Hello again.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How does that work?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  5. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  6. Not just now, thanks.
3

Duradel: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

3
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
3

Eluned:

3

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Brimhaven for 30 coins.

3

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

3

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Please wait...
  5. Nowhere.
3

Elder Guard: As you wish.

3

Lisa: Welcome, are you looking to take part in a game of Last Man Standing?

3

Harold: Now you're talking! An Asgarnian Ale please!

3

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

3

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

3
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No
3

Ellena: Excellent work!

3

Player: OK, sounds good.

3

Tyras guard: You cooked me a rabbit! Thanks a lot. You don't mind watching things while I take five to eat it, do you?

3

Hajedy: Well done.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is the Achievement Diary?
  3. What are the rewards?
  4. How do I claim the rewards?
  5. Bye!
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Magic users, miners and their escorts.
  3. Professors, students and workmen only.
  4. Local residents, contractors and small pink fish.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I just came to say hello.
  3. Do you have any quests?
  4. Nice hat!
  5. Can I hear the history of your people?
3

Oronwen: Any time.

3

Player: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.

3

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. That's fine, I'm just going to Pirates' Cove.
  3. Oh, I'd better go back and get it.
3

Player: Hi there.

3

Harold: Place your betsh pleashe!

3

Emily: Mmmmm... the secret is in the gold. Drop a gold coin into asgarnian ale and you'll get this weird golden ale that the dwarves seem to love, I think they're genetically attracted to gold.

3

Player: Your what?

3

Student: My special cup. I won it for a particularly good find last month.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I certainly am.
  3. No, not at the moment.
3

Student: Okay, I'll tell you my latest notes...

3

Player: Great, I'm getting good at this.

3

Bob: There you go, happy doing business with you!

3
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
3

Student: I'll tell you what I would like: a precious stone. I don't find many of them. My favourites are opals; they are beautiful.

3

Player: Can you get your people together?

3

Gujuo: First we need to plant a sacred Yommi tree. It is a magical tree of great power, however, our Shaman 'Ungadulu' is the only person with the seeds for this tree.

3

Player: Hmmm, there's a room past these bricks. If I could move them out of the way then I could find out what's inside. Maybe there's someone around here who can help...

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find this metal?
  3. What kind of a vessel?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What kind of a vessel?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
3

Guard: Go, outerlander, and do not hurry back.

3

Brother Maledict: Peace be with you.

3

Solztun: Stay safe, adventurer.

3

Player: I'm still working on it.

3

Mysterious Old Man: You need to copy the mime's performance, then you'll be returned to where you were.

3

Player: I think it's feeling lonely.

3

Squire: Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was seriously worried I would have to own up to Sir Vyvin!

3

Captain Bentley: Here we are! Lunar Isle!

3
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Enakhra's Temple.
  3. Enakhra's Temple Entrance.
  4. Nowhere.
3

Player: Thanks, Emily.

3

Alec Kincade: Thank you friend. You have helped us to fill our Library of Knowledge. The secrets that you have uncovered are worth more than any coin. It is an honour to welcome you into the Myths' Guild.

3

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

3

Meteora: Well, mate, we don't av no leader, so I ain't gonna take ya to um. We auw av eqwuw right's un stuff, yeah? But if ya wont an intro go live it up wiv da Onerimancer.

3

Key Master: Here you go.

3

Anita: Could you do me a favour?

3

Vyrelady: Will you be entering the Theatre? It will be fun to watch you die.

3

Florin: Hey! Stay away from our stuff!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find a Fremennik Shield?
  3. Where can I get Lunar Glass?
  4. How do I make the Polishing Rock?
  5. That's all thanks.
3

Player: You fail to pick the gnome's pocket.

3

Holgart: Aye. Fare thee well.

3

Magic Instructor: Prepare yourself!

3

Col. O'Niall: Stay sharp girl.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find Snake weed?
  3. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  4. Where can I find ardrigal?
  5. Will I need this potion? I feel brave enough as I am.
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Then I shall leave you to your business.
  3. Why, what are you doing?
3

Zealot: These crystals are thought to be formed by the blessed water of the river Salve as it percolates through the rocks to the lower levels of the mine.

3

Zealot: Because the mines are said to be haunted. The crystals and the ridge used to be protected by Zamorak's mage, Treus Dayth.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please? I'll be very careful with it.
  3. I didn't want that key anyway.
3

Player: Wow, didn't expect to find a scientist out here.

3

Player: Research? What could you possibly want with a giant spider's venom?

3

Player: I know it's just an act... but that hurt.

3

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth: Watering the pretty flowers, you want to help?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. No, I'm really too busy.
  3. Okay.
3
  1. Are you sure you want to read and return to reality?
  2. Yes
  3. No
3

Player: I will, thanks.

3

Ali the Operator: Can I help you with anything else?

3

Fairy Fixit: What is it, human? Busy busy busy!

3

Sir Amik Varze: Good luck! Let me know how you get on. Here's the dossier for the case, I've already given you the details.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost the monkey amulet...
  3. Can you make another monkey talisman?
3

Clerris: Correct!

3

Sandwich lady: Hey, I didn't say you could have that!

3

Rolad: Oh, hello... do I know you?

3

Boot: I don't believe it's exactly easy to get to though...

3

Observatory professor: Hello.

3

Observatory professor: Excellent work, let's make the lens.

3

Player: Yes please, I'd like to go to Shilo Village.

3

Player: Okay, well I'll try and find her for you then.

3

Brother Maledict: Peace be with you child.

3

Gypsy: His fondness for rock cakes could prove key in freeing him.

3
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
3

Mysterious ghost: Apparently.

3

Player: Guess you don't have the amulet of humanspeak, huh?

3

Mysterious ghost: ...huh?

3

Player: That's got to be a pretty rubbish way to spend your life. Er, death.

3

Player: How much gold do you want to make the cake?

3

Examiner: Question 1 - Sample transportation. Can you tell me how we transport samples?

3

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Rimmington.

3

Player: I'll come back another time.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thank you.
3

Rantz: Hey, you did good wiv da stabbie chucker, der's a flappy hat for ya.

3

Digsite workman: Why hello there! What can I do you for?

3

Archaeologist: I'll continue searching around here in this Bedabin Camp, you head due South to the Bandit Village. If either of us find anything, we'll come find each other and say what, okay?

3

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Hosidius.

3

Asyff: Certainly. Take a look at my range of made-to-order items. If you can supply the furs, I'll gladly make any of these for you.

3

Chadwell: The people won't allow this to continue!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests for me?
  3. Where did you get the animals from?
3

Player: Ooh, I will!

3

Cyrisus: Excellent! Please, you go on ahead, I'll make my way there myself. I'm not walking out of this cave past those suqahs again!

3

Knight of Ardougne: Sorry citizen. Only Knights of Ardougne are allowed in the prison.

3

G.L.O. Caranock: I shall see personally to the decommission. You should report to the King immediately.

3

Elder Gnome child: Goodbye adventurer.

3

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 3 minutes.

3

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 2 council members left to protect!

3

Player: No thank you.

3

Player: My beliefs are in accord with the teachings of Guthix. Balance is power.

3

Clivet: Excellent. It takes a rare character to see through the cursed Carnillean lies. I can tell you are a man of exactly the right character to join the followers of Hazeel.

3

Almera: Would you? You are kind. You can use the small raft out back if you wish, do be careful, the current down stream is very strong.

3

Player: Where is the pool of sacred water?

3

Gujuo: The water contains special properties which can only be retained if the water is contained in a blessed vessel made from metal of the sun.

3

Player: You look ready for combat.

3

Player: Sure, I'll take a beer.

3

Aluft Gianne snr.: So how did you get on with the toad crunchies?

3

Aluft Gianne snr.: It's one trayful of chocolate chip crunchies that I need. Just follow the instructions carefully.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is free, he was possessed by a demon and I killed it.
  3. I have the Yommi tree seeds.
  4. What do I do now?
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is free, he was possesed by a demon and I killed it.
  3. I have the Yommi tree seeds.
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
3

Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight: Great! I just knew you'd agree to help!

3

Blurberry: Take a look at the book then come and talk to me.

3

Shipyard worker: Anyway. Please step inside, Sir.

3

Archaeologist: a preliminary translation on. Come back and let me know what he says, I would hate to waste my time excavating anything that isn't worth my time as a world famous archaeologist!

3

Guard: Okay, good then. And remember, I prefer my pineapples whole, not chopped up with all the juice gone.

3

Player: Alright then, I'll see what I can do.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. YES
  3. NO
3

Jarvald: I would head straight for the cave and not tarry too long %FREMENNIK_NAME%, the cold winds on this island can cut right through you should you spend too long in them.

3

Hammerspike Stoutbeard: Good...I mean great! Come back when Sanfew has agreed to take me as an initiate!

3

Observatory professor: Now, the bronze for the tube. Oh, assistant!

3

Observatory assistant: It'll need to be made to an exact shape and size.

3

Player: Yes I'd like to ask you about something else.

3

Player: Okay, I'll get going!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. I'd like to see what you sell.
  4. Can you tell me about your cape?
  5. I've seen enough, thanks.
3

Player: What treasure are they looking for?

3

Lalli: Well stupid bad trade human don't get no wool then! Or any golden apples!

3

Player: Right, well, I better see what's down there, then.

3

Doric: Good, the love of metal is a thing close to my heart.

3

Sigli the Huntsman: Every time he takes a Fremennik life, he gains in power, so to keep it from becoming too powerful we hunters hunt it and steal its life force.

3

Two-pints: See you later!

3

Gujuo: Well Bwana, it's a very interesting piece of work, not bad at all. Now we need to replace an existing corrupted totem pole with your newly constructed one. You should find those totems within the Kharazi Jungle.

3

Sigmund The Merchant: We are a very insular clan, so I would not expect you to have to leave this town to find whatever you need.

3

Gianne jnr.: That's right - Good luck!

3

Jungle forester: Of course. I am hungry.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's the other item I need to find?
  3. Do you have any weird items in your collection?
  4. I should be off, I think.
3

Fisherman: She is coming...

3

Player: Oh dear, I don't seem to have enough money.

3

Archaeological expert: That was a great find; who knows what other secrets lie buried beneath the surface of our land...

3

Gianne jnr.: You'd better get started, you have a long way to go...

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I grow the Yommi tree?
  3. What do you know about the pure water?
3

Player: Yes, I'll return it for you.

3

Dark Mage: THEN STOP DISTRACTING ME!

3

Dark mage: I am attempting to subdue the elemental mechanisms of the universe to my will.

3

Player: Treasure hunters?

3

Eira: Welcome to the Hefin Inn! What can I getcha?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Just a beer.
  3. Something a bit fruity.
  4. Something to eat.
  5. Some kind of local specialty.
  6. Nothing.
3

Austri: Go to Hemenster and do us proud!

3

Player: Well... Mildly amusing I guess.

3

King Lathas: I appreciate your enthusiasm adventurer. However, I fear you are not yet ready for the challenges ahead. Return to me when you are and we will discuss our next steps.

3
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Why are you here?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where else is worth visiting around here?
  3. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  4. Thanks, goodbye.
3

Player: How about the values of the Moon clan!

3

Heckel Funch: There's a good human.

3

Fairy Very Wise: Ok, just be careful, his henchmen have keen eyes and will be watching out for him.

3

Fairy Nuff: Oh no! It didn't work! She's been asleep too long!

3

Meiyerditch citizen: Hey, don't sneak up on me like that!

3

Edmond: Yes, here you go.

3

Councillor Halgrive: Thank you for the kind offer. You've done enough though. We'll find someone else to deal with these ones.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ok, thanks... Goodbye.
  3. What kind of unknown force?
  4. Sorry for bothering you.
  5. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  6. Ungadulu called me 'Vacu', what does that mean?
3

Troll mother: Thanks again for freeing me from that ice block! I don't know what my little snookums would have done without us!

3

Mourner: If I find you attempting to cross the wall I'll make sure you never return.

3

Tassie Slipcast: And make sure you tidy up after yourself!

3

Player: I'm not a simple person.

3

Examiner: Well, well, have you not been doing any studies? I am not giving you the answers, talk to the other students and remember the answers.

3

Edmond: I can't let you enter the city without your gas mask on.

3

Selene: Let me see... We value knowledge of self because it is this that gives us our strength! It is most important!

3

Player: That would be wise. I should have one in my bank.

3

Nigel: I'm Nigel. It is my job to tell you about Deadman mode.

3

Player: It WAS only a dog you know...

3

Player: I'm.... sure they will.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's with the mask?
  3. Bye!
3

Digsite workman: 'Ello. What can I do for you?

3

Player: Of course. Sorry to have disturbed you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
3

Kaqemeex: Most certainly, and free of charge!

3

Player: Huh? You mean someone did this to you?

3

Harold: Hmm...!

3

Competition Judge: Never mind, come back when you've got enough.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I make one for myself?
  3. What about ammo?
  4. Thanks for telling me. Bye!
3

Marten: Then cut it down into a canoe. So simple a gobbo could do it.

3

Player: Er, yes, now you come to mention it.

3

Player: Can I give you a present? Or maybe exchange you something for some wool?

3

Bedabin Nomad Guard: Sorry, but you can't use the tent without permission. But thanks for all your help with the Bedabin people.

3

Harold: I'm shure I had money, not anymore!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll take a look.
  3. Not really.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Just hold your breath and count to ten.
  3. The best I can do is pray for you.
  4. There's nothing I can do, it's fatal.
3

Alry the Angler: Pleasure doing business with you!

3

Archaeologist: I immediately applied to the Museum of Varrock as a field agent, and the rest is history!

3

Archaeologist: Hey, thanks kid. Looking snazzy is an important part of being a treasure hunter!

3

Matthias: My name is Matthias, I am a falconer, and this is where I train my birds.

3

Ferox: Come find me if you change your mind.

3

Archaeological expert: Whyever not? You're the strangest delivery boy I've ever met!

3

Alrena: Not too bad... I've just got some troubles on my mind...

3

Ali the Snake Charmer: Ah, I see you've lost your basket. Here you go, now leave me alone! You're ruining the show.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. So what's a mourner?
  3. I haven't got the plague though...
3

Fidelio: N-not at all! They are v-valuable human artefacts smuggled here at g-great personal risk!

3

Player: Can you explain the history of these mines again?

3

Haskell: Leave exile, before I alert the guards.

3

Captain Bentley: Sure matey!

3

Player: How do you get out of here?

3

Player: I serve only Zamorak. Strength through chaos.

3

Al Shabim: Many thanks with your help previously Effendi!

3

Player: I need to get going.

3

Marten: Then get out of here and stop botherin' me.

3

Player: Okay, thanks

3

Digsite workman: I find it very interesting and very rewarding. So glad to see you're taking an interest in the digsite. Hope to see you out here digging sometime!

3

Sigli the Huntsman: I do not speak to outerlanders. If you have anything of import to say, go and speak to the Chieftain.

3

Kaqemeex: With the cape equipped the Nardah Herbalist will create unfinished potions for you and you may search the cape for a pestle and mortar. When you have achieved a level of 99, come back and talk to me again.

3

Bartender: Get out of here. I have nothing to say to the likes of you.

3

Kaqemeex: What, personally? No, of course I didn't. However, our forefathers did. The first Druids of Guthix built many stone circles across these lands over eight hundred years ago.

3

Gujuo: Hello Bwana, I see that you already have a blessed golden bowl. Have you fallen under the spell of the metal of the sun? Alas, I cannot allow you to bless the vessel if you're possessed by greed.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is trapped in some magical flames!
  3. I'm not sure what to do.
3

Marten: Pah, I don't think so. You'll be lucky to make it past Varrock.

3

Player: All your base are belong to us.

3

Archaeological expert: Whyever not? You're the strangest delivery girl I've ever met!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Thanks!
  3. Thanks but no thanks, I don't drink.
  4. Yuck! I don't like beer.
3

Khazard warlord: I'll crush you and those pesky little green men!

3

Player: Touchy!

3

Archaeologist: Uh-huh. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a lot more work to do before I can bed down for the night.

3

Gerald: Nope, plenty of small fish though.

3

Sister Toen: Be safe, traveller.

3

Player: I'm afraid that's too much money for me.

3

Player: Oh okay, bad day then.

3

Sanfew: Herblore eh? You're probably best off talking to Kaqemeex about that; he's the best herblore teacher we currently have. I believe at the moment he's at out stone circle just North of here.

3

Player: Alright, I'll leave you alone now.

3

Player: I hope it goes well. Goodbye.

3

Col. O'Niall: Goodbye and good luck.

3

Lalli: You no pay, then you go! You no get any golden apples!

3

Player: Sorry, it was a mistake?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
3

Player: Can you explain the fundamentals again?

3

Islwyn: If you wish to see Arianwyn, this is the only way. Come find us if you change your mind.

3
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
2

Banker: Hand me a banknote, and I'll try to convert it to an item.

2

Ava: Hello again. Are you after another device, or some information, or would you like to see my goods for sale?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Sirsal Banker: What are you doing here, Fremennik?!

2

Uri: *sneezes* What?

2
  1. A haircut will cost 1000 coins.
  2. Change my hairstyle.
  3. Change my facial hair.
  4. Cancel.
2

Player: What do I do now?

2

Sergeant Damien: Well I'll be, you actually did it, Private. Now take this and get out of my sight.

2

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

2

Player: Not yet.

2

Ghost disciple: Certainly, mortal. Here's %NUMBER% ectotokens.

2
  1. Dragon plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
2

General Hining: You have done well.

2

Player: Not a problem. I'll be back with your cross before you know it.

2

Taria: Correct!

2

Mysterious ghost: He was Zaros.

2

Lord Iorwerth: Bless his loyalty but curse his suspicion. Here he will recognise this.

2
  1. Choose spellbook:
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Spirit tree: You're already here.

2

Uri: What's cheese?

2
  1. Pay 25 yanillian hops?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: I'm glad to have helped, hopefully you'll never forget again!

2
  1. There is no penalty for resigning now.
  2. Resign and leave the Theatre.
  3. Do not resign.
2

Gileth: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
2
  1. Store all your absorption potion?
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No, thanks.
2
  1. Pay one basket of apples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

2

Player: Not quite what I had in mind.

2

Player: Good day.

2

Player: That doesn't sound too hard, leave it with me.

2

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

2

Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find these beings?
  3. Any advice on fighting the beings?
  4. Tell me more about these beings.
  5. Thanks, bye.
2

Player: No, thank you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please!
  3. No thanks.
2

Hazelmere: Blah, blah, blah!

2

Cook: Cheers!

2

King Narnode Shareen: Well, I'm sure that your magical research skills will help you there. Good luck!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
2
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert ALL - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert SOME - you will not get your scrolls back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
2

Player: Bring my items here now; I'll pay your fee.

2

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Brother Tranquility: Spot on!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I get into the Kharazi Jungle?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Have you seen any natives in the jungle?
  5. I have a question about my Achievement Diary.
2
  1. Ardougne cloak 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
2

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

2
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
2

Uri: I have a story about that.

2

Demon butler: I shall fly on wings of unholy flame to deposit your treasured possessions where they will be safe from all worldly harm!

2

Captain Khaled: This is exactly what our friends overseas were looking for, here's your cut. Let me know when you're ready for more work.

2

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

2

Aretha: Correct!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any jobs for me yet?
  3. Can you explain the Gaze of Saradomin to me?
  4. Can I buy some armour?
  5. Can I switch respawns please?
  6. Goodbye.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have some more boots?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

2

Gnome Coach: Spot on!

2

Player: Never mind.

2

Kaylee: Correct!

2

Player: I'll get on it right away!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you do for me?
  3. I'll be heading off then.
2

Father Aereck: Correct!

2

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

2

Parroty Pete: Well, fruit and grain mostly. I try to give them a balanced diet, but their favourite treat is pineapple chunks.

2

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

2

King Percival: Spot on!

2

Freaky Forester: You get lederhosen legs for your help, many thanks!

2

Tyss: The magicks of the Dark Altar have been lifted from your mind.

2

Bartender: Fancy a bit of Heart Stopper then do you? It'll only be 8 coins.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

2

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

2

Player: Yes, but I still want them.

2

Monk of Entrana: NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict.

2

Zoo keeper: I need to know how many animals we have now.

2

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

2

Player: Why so sad, little troll?

2

Kitten: Meow!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask for a quest.
  3. Ask about anything else.
2

Elkoy: We're out of the maze now. Please hurry, we must have the orb if we are to survive.

2

Chemist: Well done, have this.

2

Mourner: Who are you? Go away!

2

Player: Are you okay young one?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to go to Rimmington.
  3. I'd like to go to Brimhaven.
  4. I'm good thanks.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Steal the soap.
  3. Leave the soap.
2

Player: You've been away from these parts a while?

2

Lokar Searunner: So I ran away from Rellekka to become a PIRATE! It's way more fun. Plus you get to see the world!

2

Commander Montai: Now is the time to retrieve the orb. It's all in your hands. I'll be praying for you.

2

Player: What does it look like?

2

Student: How's it going?

2

Player: I need more help with the exam.

2

Student: Hey, I'll tell you what I've learned. That may help.

2

Player: I am stuck on some more exam questions.

2

Examiner: Okay, this is the next part of the Earth Sciences exam: Earth Sciences level 2 - Intermediate.

2

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

2
  1. Take this order?
  2. Easy-peasy! I'm on the job.
  3. I won't be able to do this order.
2
  1. Do you want details of where to find your customer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Nicholas: Correct!

2

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

2

Player: How will I know which sheep are infected?

2

Gianne jnr.: Time is of the essence! You should spend less time chatting more time delivering if you want to get it done on time.

2

Gujuo: Very good Bwana... this is indeed a very pleasant gesture. However, my people are very distributed throughout the Kharazi Jungle.

2

Gujuo: All of my people normally congregate around a totem pole. But ours has been polluted by an evil spirit. It has been transformed, and now our people are afraid to approach it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can we do instead then?
  3. I'm lost, can you show me the way out?
2

Player: What can we do instead then?

2

Gujuo: We could try to make a new totem pole. However, we need to make it from the trunk of the sacred Yommi tree.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do we make the totem pole?
  3. I'm lost, can you show me the way out?
2

Ungadulu: Please, leave now...

2

Shantay Guard: You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable price.

2

Player: Many thanks!

2

Player: Here, have a look at this...

2

Player: Metal of the sun, what is that?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Metal of the sun, what is that?
  3. What kind of a vessel?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
2
  1. Are you sure you want to shoo away the cat?
  2. Yes I am.
  3. No I'm not.
2

Player: Can I go through the gate please?

2

Trader Crewmember: Can I help you?

2

Larrissa: That is terribly irresponsible! He is far too thoughtful for that! He would never leave it unattended! He would also never leave without telling me!

2

Player: Not right now.

2

Player: Excellent! This looks just right!

2

Brundt the Chieftain: Maybe, but where's the harm in a bit of feasting from time to time?

2

Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins.

2

Saniboch: Excellent work!

2
  1. Which way do you want to go?
  2. Up
  3. Down
2

Eblis: Don't forget to come back here when you have collected all four diamonds.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. You know, you sound just like the mayor?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Can I buy some fishing supplies please?
  5. You are a bit too strange for me. Bye.
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a triangle sandwich on me.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
2

Player: Right, oak planks, steel nails, hammer, spade, east of Rellekka. Got it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I have all the materials.
  3. What do I need to get?
  4. Where should I meet you when I have everything?
  5. Never mind.
2
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Varrock
  2. Change to the Grand Exchange.
  3. Cancel.
2

Player: I think I should maybe catch my own.

2

Frog prince: Thank you so much, %USERNAME%. I must return to my fairytale kingdom. But take this as a reward. You can exchange it at the Varrock clothes store for a costume.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Varrock platebody?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
2
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
  5. Clockwork mouse
  6. Clockwork cat
2

Player: OK. Is he rich and powerful?

2

Meteora: No man, SHE, is dead-wise yeah? She is responsible for initiation wituals an stuff.

2

Player: Great. Thanks. And where is she?

2

Oneiromancer: Yes, you can't miss it, it's walking around the north of the town.

2

Ghommal: Here you go.

2

Player: Yes, I'm helping him with a problem.

2

Anita: Please give this key to Glough, he left it here last night.

2

Brundt the Chieftain: This is no easy task %FREMENNIK_NAME%, but glory awaits you if you succeed.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's the mission?
  3. Tell me about Witchaven.
  4. Who are the important people in Witchaven?
  5. That's enough for now.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find a Fremennik Shield?
  3. Where can I get Lunar Glass?
  4. How do I make the Polishing Rock?
  5. How do I make V's Sigil?
  6. Goodbye.
2

Thorgel: Here you go.

2

Player: Now what was that all about? Did any of that really happen?

2

Mage of Zamorak: Here you go.

2

Selene: Well there are a great many rings darling, try to be more specific.

2

Player: I'm on the lookout for ceremonial clothing so I can visit my dreams. I don't suppose you could help me out?

2

Torfinn: I'm afraid not %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  4. Bye!
2

Monk of Entrana: Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death.

2

Kragen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Lumbridge Guide: Greetings, adventurer. I am Phileas, the Lumbridge Guide. I am here to give information and directions to new players. Is there anything I can help you with?

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

2

Estate agent: Thank you. Go through the Rimmington house portal and you will find your house ready for you to start building in it.

2

Rimae Sirsalis: Got any Suqah hides you want me to tan?

2
  1. There's a glowing fungus I placed in here earlier.
  2. Take it.
  3. Leave it.
2

Player: Ok, thanks...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Does the Yommi tree have to have pure water?
  3. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
2

Gujuo: I am not sure but I have heard that deeper in the catacombs where you found Ungadulu, deep underground there is a terrible place guarded by the spirits of the undead.

2

Player: I searched the catacombs thoroughly but found nothing else.

2

Player: Hello. Can I get a ride on your ship?

2

Player: What quest is that then?

2

Player: How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the second entrance to the mines?
  3. Can I borrow your key?
  4. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
  5. I must be going now.
2

Player: Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered? Surely it wasn't their fault that the crystals formed?

2
  1. Would you like to make a V Sigil?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you have?
  3. No thanks.
2

Ethereal Mimic: See what you will learn! Tee hee hee.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Suppose I may as well have a go.
  3. I think I'll pass.
2

Ethereal Mimic: Follow!

2

Phabelle Bile: I'm out here on a mission, do you think I chose to hang around these lowlifes?

2

Phabelle Bile: Her venom is priceless and it would aid me greatly in my research.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about pet insurance.
  3. I've lost a pet. Have you got it?
  4. I have a pet that I'd like to insure.
  5. What pets have I insured?
  6. Maybe another time.
2

Player: I come seeking challenges and quests.

2

Captain Tobias: Correct!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Prev
  3. The torso
  4. The gloves
  5. The boots
  6. Next
2

Oneiromancer: You should probably go and speak to Selene, she will be able to help you as she always seems to have bits and pieces like that hanging around.

2

Player: Okay!

2

Player: I hear that I can present you with an offering and you will enchant my lyre for me.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Present offering of a single fish.
  3. Ask about a permanent lyre enchantment.
  4. Nothing.
2

Oneiromancer: You've done well. Very well.

2

Abbot Langley: Only members of our order can go up there.

2

Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.

2

Gertrude: Oh by the way, the kitten can live in your backpack, but to make it grow you must take it out and feed and stroke it often.

2

Monk: Ok.

2

Gianne jnr.: Wingstone the explorer is surveying the Southern half of the Kharidian Desert.

2

Ali The barman: Is there anything else I can help you with?

2

Ali the Hag: Sheesh! You'd never make a chemist, never mind an alchemist. Just bring me a snake, with teeth in its head and don't even think of giving me that snake charmer's pet worm, it's about as dangerous as a rubber knife.

2

Ethereal Man: Have you learnt anything?

2

Ali the Operator: Is the deed done?

2

Player: No, I'm really too busy.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. I'm lost, can you help me?
  4. Do you know about the Myreque?
  5. (whisper) Do you know about the Myreque?
  6. Okay, thanks.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. I'm lost... Can you help me?
  4. Do you know about the Myreque?
  5. - More questions -
2

Master fisher: Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here. You need a fishing level of 68 to enter.

2

Tea seller: Hey! Put that back! Those are for display only!

2

Player: Actually... I don't think I've got any crystal seeds to trade, right now.

2

Player: Look what I found!

2

Student: Correct sample transportation: Samples taken in rough form; kept only in sealed containers.

2

Player: Oh, I give up!

2
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
2

Sir Amik Varze: Well, I DO have a task, but it is very dangerous, and it's critical to us that no mistakes are made. I couldn't possibly let an unexperienced adventurer like yourself undertake it.

2

Player: That's awful!

2

Player: Erm... Well, yes actually.

2

Mysterious ghost: Then you are a fool, and I will waste no more words upon you.

2

Player: Here, have a drink.

2

Brundt the Chieftain: In any case, before the council and I meet with anyone from their camp, they will have to give our rock back.

2

Restless ghost: Ooh, thank you. That would be such a great relief!

2

Student: Specimen brush use: Brush carefully and slowly using short strokes.

2

Player: You don't look like a Fremennik yourself...

2

Arnold Lydspor: Ah, you come back! What you want from Arnold, heh?

2

Player: Oh, I am sorry.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
2

Player: Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?

2

Ghost disciple: Compliments of Morytania for your efforts throughout the tasks set.

2
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Player: Hello. Lovely day, isn't it?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Strike rock repeatedly until powdered
  3. Rock pick must be used flat and with strong force.
  4. Rock picks are to be used to milk cows on a rainy morning.
2

Mage of Zamorak: Ah! You have chosen some quite fantastic attire. Maybe you are not such a fool after all.

2

Elena: Be quick. You should find him in the castle.

2

Rick Turpentine: It is milord %OTHER_USERNAME% with whom I desire to speak, but he seems to be preoccupied.

2

Andras: Hello there. Want to travel to Slepe? I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

2

Fossegrimen: There you go! Go forth mighty warrior.

2

Player: I'm not sure what this stuff is. I had better be VERY careful with it; I had better not drop it either...

2

Player: Thanks Edmond. I'll go and see how she's doing.

2

Player: Thank you my lord.

2

Abbot Langley: I must say, I despise the equipment you have chosen to wear.

2

Lucien: Here is my pendant. Now, I cannot stay here much longer. Meet me in my house, across the river south- east from Edgeville. It is next to the so-called Grand Exchange.

2

Woman: I'll make sure everyone hears about this!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
2

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Yanille.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where are we?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have a spare pick?
  5. How do you get out of here?
  6. Okay, thanks.
2

Conwenna: You do not have all of the required materials and requirements to make anything.

2

Juliet: Many thanks! Oh, I'm so very grateful. You may be our only hope.

2

Player: Magic please!

2

General Wartface: Thank you for sorting out our argument. Take this gold bar as reward!

2

Player: Ow! I nearly broke a tooth!

2

Elkoy: Tree gnomes have been hunted for so called 'fun' since as long as I can remember.

2

Player: I. DON'T. WANT. ANY. GOLDEN. APPLES. ALL. I. WANT. IS. A. GOLDEN. FLEECE.

2

Rohak: Oh... I suppose so. Give me the ingredients.

2

Miazrqa: Excuse me. You can't go in there.

2

Kragen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

2

Elkoy: Please help us get our orb back.

2

Gnome ball referee: The main aim is to leave with no broken limbs. I think you should be fine.

2

Zealot: A wishy washy set of beliefs. You should follow Saradomin and find a real purpose in your life.

2

Watchtower Wizard: I've given you a special scroll too - it's a new spell. Read the scroll and you will be able to teleport yourself here.

2

Player: I saw Vanstrom Klause and Ranis Drakan arriving at the castle earlier. Do you know if they're still here?

2

Brundt the Chieftain: From this day onward, you are outerlander no more! In honour of your acceptance into the Fremennik You gain a new name to be known as. You will now be called %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

2
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn to Preserve
  3. Cancel
2

Camarst: Welcome my friend to the Old Nite! What can I do for you?

2

Gujuo: You will need to find two herbs, Snake weed and Ardrigal. Add them both to a vial of water, and you will walk with the bravery of the Kharazi lion.

2

Jarvald: I shouldn't do this... but for old times sake.

2

Player: I've not finished yet.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have the Yommi tree seeds.
  3. What do I do now?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
2

Gujuo: You need to place the seeds into pure water, and they will begin to sprout tiny shoots. You can then plant them in fertile soil.

2

Osten: Fantastic, simply pass me the items of clothing you would like recoloured, and we can get started.

2

Doric: Many thanks! Pass them here, please. I can spare you some coins for your trouble, and please use my anvils any time you want.

2

Player: Yes, I have some now.

2

Player: Ok. That seems easy enough.

2

Trader Crewmember: Certainly sir. Where would you like to go?

2

Archaeologist: Did you take a read of this? It will do you good to understand how this profession works. Here, have a read.

2

Player: Uh... don't you mean archaeologist?

2

Alry the Angler: I suppose it is a little different to the places your type are used to...

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could I have a go with your bird?
  3. I don't think that's for me.
2
  1. Are you sure you want to dismantle this?
  2. Yes, dismantle it.
  3. No, I want to keep it.
2

Gujuo: I'll take those germinated Yommi tree seeds to Ungadulu, I'm sure he'll appreciate them.

2

Veos: Anyway, as promised, a reward for you.

2

Bob: Get yer own!

2

Historian Minas: Why, thank you... Yes, this is a bit of a revelation! I'll get a display put up immediately. Display number 3, 5th Age, year 70.

2
  1. Sailing to Corsair Cove costs 600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
2

Observatory professor: What did I tell you about speaking when spoken to?

2

Observatory assistant: Calm down old man, I heard. %USERNAME%, I'm here if you need any help.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
2

Kamfreena: Here, have this.

2

Player: I'll leave you to it.

2

Player: Okay, lets do it.

2

Kilron: It's the most north eastern building in the city. Be careful around there.

2

Player: Great, I'll see if he can help. See you soon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Pay
  3. Don't pay
2

Sanfew: Well hand 'em over then lass!

2

Romeo: Sadness surrounds me now that Juliet's father forbids us to meet. Have you seen my Juliet?

2

Player: Captain Lawgof sent me. He's having trouble with his cannon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Why will no-one talk to me?
  4. Do you have any quests?
  5. Nice hat!
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are we going to do about the penguins?
  3. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
  4. Thanks for helping My Arm earlier.
2

King Lathas: Very well. Return to me once you are ready and we will discuss our next steps.

2

Player: Thank you. I shall return when my task is complete.

2

Horace: Anytime, friend! Feel free to pop along if you ever need any wares!

2

Rohak: I keep tellin you, he's fine!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remind me about crafting a lyre
  3. Remind me about Fossegrimen
  4. Remind me about playing on stage
  5. I don't need a reminder
2

Player: Yeah, I don't want to brag, but seriously: I am SOOOO rich....

2

Captain Ninto: I'm enjoyn' the local hoschpitalieee. hee hee.

2

Player: What happened? Did you have a glider crash or get attacked by huge flying birds or something?

2

Observatory assistant: He'll surely be pleased. Go ahead and give it to him.

2

Gianne jnr.: I'm afraid you don't have the required training for this job. If you want to work for me you'll have to talk to my father Aluft Gianne snr. for cooking training and Blurberry the barman for cocktail making training.

2

Gianne jnr.: Once I get recommendations from both of them, you'll be able to start work for me.

2

Torfinn: Watch yourself outerlander.

2

Sylas: Of course. Go ahead.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me why you're here?
  3. Ok, thanks.
2

Count Check: Two... step email verification.

2

Amrod: I'm a trader of sorts, but only to those who don't ask too many questions.

2

Player: What happens after? When you do take Callisto down that is.

2
  1. Select Information
  2. Current Assignment
  3. Previous Assignments
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm ready.
  3. I think I should train some more.
2

Player: I'd like to go to Ardougne.

2

Player: Hey, who are you?

2

Player: Nothing, thanks!

2

Parroty Pete: Isn't it just?

2

Player: Wow! look at this place, it's so colourful.

2

The monkey in your backpack...: I'm hungry!

2

Monkey minder: No problem.

2

Herman Caranos: Fine, fine.

2

Captain Lawgof: The Black Guard camp is South of the Ice Mountain, the quicker we can get some ammo for this thing the quicker those Goblins will leave us be.

2

Player: Ok, sorry.

2

Player: I don't have that much on me... Maybe later.

2

Ork: Grunt! Smelly, stinky human! Urgh! Leave us alone before we hurt you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
2

Player: Well, us rich alive people don't want to waste all day spending time with you poor dead people, because I'm just sooooo rich I have to go now, and very possibly make myself even richer.

2

Eluned: Maybe this human isn't as bad as you think Islwyn.

2
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. So whose sister are you?
  3. I'm fine, thanks.
2

Matthias: I'm sorry, but training falcons is a lot of work and I doubt you're up to the task.

2

Death: Really? There isn't much else for you to do here. But you know your business.

2

Player: Erm, I've not quite finished it yet.

2

Bedabin Nomad: Hello Effendi! How can I help you?

2

Player: Can I dig around here?

2

Fairy Very Wise: I'm so worried about the Queen, without her the fairy people may be chased out of Gielinor completely! You must wake her, for all our sakes!

2

Player: Actually, I don't need to speak to you.

2

Lalli: Ha! You not fool me human! Me am smart! Other trolls so jealous of how brainy I are, they kick me out of camp and make me live down here in cave! But me have last funny!

2

Player: Hello monk.

2

Bartender: If I were you I'd get lost before someone takes a dislike to your face and removes it for you.

2

Player: Thanks, I'll see you later.

2

Alomone: Well you won't live long enough to tell anyone! DIE!!!

2

Fossegrimen: I offer you this enchantment as you have earned my favour.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's going on around here?
  3. Do you know what's south of here?
  4. I'll leave you alone.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's going on around here?
  3. Okay, thanks.
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is trapped in some magical flames!
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
2

Gujuo: It seems that Ungadulu has started to lose his senses. In our native and ancient history, the 'Vacu' were the servants of the evil spirits from the underworld.

2

Mysterious Stranger: Hey. Over here.

2

Digsite workman: Sorry; this area is private. The only way you'll get to use these is by impressing the archaeological expert up at the centre.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Nope, I'm not parting for that.
  3. Ok then, you've got a deal.
2

Ungadulu: Take more care of these this time around.

2

Gujuo: Sorry, but I don't need that Bwana.

2

Femi: Oh, okay, I'll do it myself.

2

Player: This is fun!

2

Baba Yaga: Why of course. It's Berty.

2

Player: Well, I've actually come here on a diplomatic mission. I want to try and settle some of the disputes between the Fremenniks and your clan.

2

Pauline Polaris: The Fremenniks? Pah! They are just too ignorant and stubborn to listen to anything we have to say - how can we possibly associate with a race that won't listen?

2

Pauline Polaris: Secrets?

2

Player: Can we head to Lunar Isle?

2

Monkey minder: I don't know what kind of monkey you think you are, but you're not getting anywhere near my monkeys!

2

Captain Ginea: We've received reports of a gang infiltrating our own city! They're meeting in a storage tent south-west of the bank.

2

Sirsal Banker: We will look after your items and money for you. Leave your valuables with us if you want to keep them safe.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Bye!
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What am I meant to be doing again?
  3. Have you any advice to help me?
  4. I've managed to defeat her!
2

Harpert: Soon I will be free!

2

Reese: You do not have all of the required materials and requirements to make anything.

2

Austri: Welcome, oh great Fishing Champion! Feel free to pop by and use our tunnel any time.

2

Kennith: Sure mister. Goodbye now.

2

Sylas: Excellent! Yes, yes. Now was there anything else?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's with the mask?
  3. What's wrong with that man?
  4. Bye!
2

Gujuo: Similar to the picture I have already given you.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to go to your outpost.
  3. That's nice.
2

Manni the Reveller: Hey outerlander! I don't take kindly to people coming here and stealing my beer!

2

Player: Certainly, I'll be right back!

2

Shield master: It's very simple! First you'll need to be skilled in crafting and fletching, the exact details you can find in your skill guide.

2

Player: Does the Yommi tree have to have pure water?

2

Sigli the Huntsman: The hunt will never end until I do.

2

Monkey: Ukkuk oook! Eeek aka, ahh aka gonk.

2

Player: So who did it to you? And why?

2
  1. Return to Ferox Enclave?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Barge guard: I'm afraid the team are still in the final stages of construction, you won't be able to go on board until they have finished. The foreman will know more if you have any questions.

2

Player: Man, I love pie!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  4. I'm not sure what to do?
  5. Can you help me?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm not sure what to do?
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
2

Vampyre Juvenile: Yes. Now leave me alone.

2

Bartender: You haven't heard the last of this!

2

Player: That still only counts as one!

2

Player: Why do you ask questions if you're going to read my mind anyway?

2

Player: Just passing by.

2

Abbot Langley: No. I am sorry, but I feel you are not devout enough.

2

Player: Yeah, I heard about that, ha-ha-ha!

2

Taxidermist: I hear there are all sorts of exotic creatures in the Slayer Tower -- I'd like a chance to stuff one of them!

2

Rimae Sirsalis: Why thank you. It's been our haven for a great many generations.

2

Hudo: No problem.

2

Kaqemeex: We are the druids of Guthix. We worship our god at our famous stone circles. You will find them located throughout these lands.

2

Player: As previously discussed, I learned the importance of understanding others and my surroundings. That with this knowledge I can learn to help myself.

2

Player: There was that lesson with the dice, about appreciating the unknown, and respecting it as opposed to working against it.

2

Mourner: Yes, I'd figured that out already. What can you give me to help.

2

Player: Oh! Er... I just ate one is why!

2

Player: Thank you, I think I'll stop by for a beer one day.

2

Archaeologist: Why waste my time fishing when there were secret treasures from long ago hidden around the world?

2

Player: Actually, I don't think I have anything to speak to you about...

2

Matthias: A good question; straight and to the point.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. The helm
  3. The cape (complete!)
  4. The amulet
  5. Next
2

Player: No thanks, not right now.

2

Player: Do you have an uncle called Ali?

2

Ali The barman: Actually all my uncles are called Ali!

2

Bandit: Get out of this village. You are not welcome here.

2

Zealot: I would rather be cut into little pieces whilst proclaiming the goodness of Saradomin than hiding my faith.

2

Trainer Nacklepen: Huzzah!

2

Player: The sheep looks extremely unwell. I don't want to touch it without a full protective suit.

2

Ilfeen: Good luck.

2

Ranging Guild Doorman: Hey you can't come in here. You must be a level 40 ranger to enter.

2

Player: No thank you, I'd rather keep my vials.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's see what you've got.
  3. Nothing thanks.
2

Player: Let's see what you've got.

2

Mayor Hobb: Well hello there; welcome to our little village. Pray, stay awhile.

2

Player: Can we still get the people together?

2

Man: Just think of me next time you're in a dark alley! Because I'll be waiting for you.

2

Player: Pfft! I doubt he even knows the King!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sorry for bothering you.
  3. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
2

Shield master: Stay protected adventurer, for it's dangerous out there.

2

Meiyerditch miner: They can't keep you in here forever because they have to tithe you, so once you've filled the cart, they let you go. Takes about fifteen loads to get the cart filled.

2

Jerico: Ahh, very clever. Well I'm sure I can let you borrow some, as long as you look after them. Just grab one of the cages from behind my house. You'll want some bird feed as well. I should have some in my cupboard.

2

Mourner: He's not my king.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's so special about your capes?
  3. Yes please!
  4. No thanks.
2

Bardur: Exile, has that shield served you well?

2

Gujuo: Yes Bwana. I can take you to the edge of the Kharazi Jungle. Would you like me to take you?

2

Player: Is that all? Here you go!

2

Guard Vemmeldo: Thank you. Be vigilant.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
  3. Where do you get your Bloody Bracers from?
  4. 99 coins? That's ridiculous!
  5. Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
2

Student: Oh, hi again. News of your find has spread fast; you are quite famous around here now.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
  3. 99 coins? That's ridiculous!
  4. What can you tell me about this town?
  5. Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
2

Captain Bentley: Hmmmm. You could perhaps be more grateful to someone offering you free transport, but then I suppose you are a friend of Lokar's, and a Fremennik, so I suppose the

2
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Pollnivneach
  3. Cancel
2

Bartender: Get out of here, we don't like your sort in these parts.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What brought the plague to Ardougne?
  3. What are the symptoms of the plague?
  4. Thanks for the advice.
2

Drunken Ali: Eh? What's this? I don't want that, get me a beer.

2

Charlie: No, I could do with some help, but I'm afraid I need somebody with a little more experience.

2

Andiess Juip: Good, we can always use extra help. Just make sure you don't go getting into any trouble or you'll have me to deal with!

2

Ethereal Lady: Give it time.

2

Fairy Nuff: The fairy rings can take you to the plane that the Goraks are imprisoned on. Be careful, they are extremely dangerous creatures.

2

Awowogei: Then hurry, visitor. I am beginning to lose my faith in you.

2

Doctor Orbon: Well hello again. I hear you managed to dispose of those sheep. Good work.

2

Holoy: Take care, straight shooting.

2

Almera: Why don't you visit the tourist centre south of the waterfall?

2

Jethick: Thanks, but I don't accept gifts.

2

Player: Well, okay then.

2

Archaeologist: Well, that's where you'd be wrong. I work for the Archaeological Society of Varrock, and have been excavating around here recently.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Nothing really.
2

Sarble: Thank you kindly, you might want to grab some toads and worms while you are here.

2

Account security tutor: Sure thing, here you go.

2

Ali the Mayor: Well not to be immodest, but it was all my idea. Well I have things to do, good luck adventurer.

2

Alomone: Can't you see I'm busy???

2

Player: Oops!

2

Player: Then I shall leave you to your business.

2

Bailey: Please be quick, I can't leave whilst those things are out there.

2

Witchaven villager: Aye lad, it's not bad.

2

Player: Nothing really. I'm just wandering around for no good reason.

2

Player: The Yommi tree died.

2

Gerald: The last one was this big!

2

Sigurd: He's a nice bloke.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll take a look.
  3. Not really.
  4. Actually I'd like to sell some dishes.
2

Eldgrim: That guy over there by that stuff! (hic) Yeh, abshoultely! He's da bosh!

2

Guard: In this day and age we're all soldiers. No time to waste gassing, Fight! Fight! Fight!

2

Bailey: Well don't go touching any of those blasted slugs.

2

Fisherman Frodi: Who are you again?

2

Man: Not too bad. Things are starting to look up now that the mourners have gone.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  3. If I went in search of the source, could you help me?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
2

Student: It's beautiful, but I couldn't possibly accept it.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Where is the Shantay Pass?
  4. Okay, thanks
2

Radigad Ponfit: Greetings! Good to see some new blood. You'd better speak with Veliaf. He's in charge here.

2

Player: Nope, I'm not parting for that.

2

Doctor Orbon: Unfortunately if you reach this stage of infection then no one can save you.

2

Pontak: Not so arrogant now, are you outerlander? Let me clarify: you will NEVER get my vote at the council. I hate all outerlanders, ESPECIALLY you.

2

Jeff: Oh, forget it.

2

Claus Carnillean: Oi - I don't want people messing around with my range!

2

Player: Okay, thanks for your help.

2

Elena: Yes, I saw. Quickly, meet with Jerico's friends and cross the wall before the pigeons fly off.

2

Doctor Orbon: from the nose and eyes.

2

Dark Mage: That interests me not, traveller.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm looking for Hammerspike.
  3. What're you doing here?
  4. Who do you work for?
  5. Ok, thanks.
2

Matthias: Good, however you really need both hands free. I'd suggest that you take off some of that kit you're wearing before we start.

2

Trader Stan: No charter ship would take you to that island. You'd need to buy your own ship and, even then, you'd have trouble finding a captain crazy enough to go there.

2

Kaqemeex: Unfortunately all Skillcapes are only available with a free hood; it's part of a skill promotion deal - buy one get one free, you know. So you'll need to free up some inventory space before I can sell you one.

2

Player: On second thoughts I'm carrying a lot of equipment at the moment. I may take you up on your offer later.

2

Player: This all sounds very immoral, and I don't want any part of your seedy little schemes.

2

Player: It was worth asking anyway, thanks.

2

Player: No, that doesn't sound very interesting.

2

Student: Oh dear, no it's not.

2

Digsite workman: Sorry, you haven't passed the level 3 Earth Sciences exam. I can't let you dig here.

2
  1. Are you ready to leave the shrine?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

1
  1. You will lose any birds and seed in the birdhouse.
  2. Yes - dismantle and discard the birdhouse and contents.
  3. No, leave it be.
1
  1. Are you sure you wish to teleport to the Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Got any tips for me?
  3. I need some equipment.
  4. Okay, great!
1

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

1

Sirsal Banker: No you do not! Begone!

1

Sir Vyvin: Excellent work!

1

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

1
  1. Pay 10 pineapples?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. There are fish in the net.
  2. Harvest the fish and destroy the net.
  3. Leave it there.
1

Sergeant Damien: Private %USERNAME%, atten-SHUN! You've been recommended for my corps. Do you think you can be the best?

1

Player: Could you check my items for junk, please?

1

Lumberjack Leif: Don't trouble yourself further, Your Highness, you've already done so much!

1

Horacio: Here, have this.

1
  1. You won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Player: Hi, how are things going?

1

Oneiromancer: Well hopefully a lot better now that you've initiated the calm between the Moon Clan and the Fremenniks. Remember, if you want to use our Lunar Spells at any time, pray at the altar beside me and you can modify

1

Player: Yeah, I'll pay that!

1

Savant: Let's worry about that later; Go get Solus!

1

Sir Amik Varze: By killing Black Knights, you will increase your reputation with us, by killing White Knights we will obviously think less of you.

1

Kruk: Open the gates! A monkey wishes to pass!

1

Eluned: I need you to answer this for me.

1

Player: Got any tips for me?

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Find the answer to this question for me.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Please enter the answer to the question.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Perfect!

1

Gnome ball referee: Well done!

1

Pillory Guard: You're under arrest! I've come to lock you up.

1
  1. Select a tool
  2. Saw
  3. Hammer
  4. Chisel
  5. Shears
1

Jaraah: Here! Now I have work to do!

1

King Bolren: Congratulations, human!

1

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, I fancy an exam.
  3. I don't want to.
1

Mr. Mordaut: WELL DONE! You've proven your aptitude for pattern recognition. You'll receive a book once you leave the classroom. It is a Book of Knowledge to further your education.

1

Odd Old Man: Bye!

1

Nature Spirit: Ahhrs Oooohh arhhhhAHhhh.

1

Player: Wow, thanks!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another ring?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1
  1. Pay 10 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Elf Tracker: As I was saying... I have no time for brigands or outlaws.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another Abyssal book?
  3. Can you repair my pouches?
1

Vyrelord: Get lost!

1
  1. Your hands are full.
  2. Dive and walk on the seabed (deep water will mean death).
  3. I'll empty my hands so I can swim.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the camp.
  5. Dive into the sea.
  6. Cancel.
1

Player: Ha! Ha!

1

Falo the Bard: Yes yes yes! That is it! Thank you so much, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. The memories have come flooding back. I get why the lyrics are what they are now.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a bread roll on me.

1

Player: What's that?

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Sure, I like exploring mazes.
  3. Sorry, I'm busy.
1

Gileth: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Which stat do you wish for?
  2. Attack.
  3. Strength.
  4. Defence.
  5. Hitpoints.
  6. Another wish.
1
  1. Status: 9 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Juna: Collect as much as you can from the blue streams. If you let in water from the green streams, it will take away from the blue. For Guthix is god of balance, and balance lies in the juxtaposition of opposites.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
1

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

1

Player: Here you go!

1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1
  1. Rune plateskirt
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a kebab on me.

1

Otto Godblessed: Correct, you've completed this part of your training.

1

Baraek: Correct.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Nowhere
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Nowhere
  5. Cancel
1

Player: What ales are you serving?

1

Player: Really?

1
  1. Exchange your coins for platinum tokens?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Nieve: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. The first entry is missing.
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

1
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
1

Luthas: Congratulations.

1
  1. Forfeit - Are you sure?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Justine: Hey, I'm Justine. I've got some rewards here for fighters who've done well in Lisa's Last Man Standing game. Wanna see?

1

Trufitus: Most excellent Bwana! You have returned all the herbs to me and, I can finish the preparations for the potion, and at last divine with the gods.

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

1
  1. Status: 4 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Understood.

1

Flax keeper: Correct!

1

Drezel: Please take this food to Filliman, he'll likely appreciate it. His home is somewhere in the southern end of Mort Myre. I don't know the exact location I'm afraid.

1

Shantay: You are to be transported to a maximum security prison in Port Sarim. I hope you've learnt an important lesson from this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sell it.
  3. Keep it.
1

Kennith: Are there any sea slugs on the other side?

1

Player: Not one.

1

Otto Godblessed: I see you have free space and no record of the tasks I have set you. Please take this book as a record of your progress - between the spirits and your diligence, I expect it will always be up to date.

1
  1. Remove your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Oneiromancer: Well done.

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Sanfew Serum.
  3. Ask general questions.
1

Rosie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Imiago: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Pay 10 cactus spines?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Hazelmere: Blah, blah?

1

Cecilia: Select the song I asked you to play, and speak to me again.

1
  1. Drink the so-called 'Bravery Potion'?
  2. Yes, I'll bravely drink the bravery potion.
  3. Actually, let me consider this a bit longer first; it smells a bit odd.
1

Player: Hello there pretty plant.

1

Nature Spirit: Farewell, %USERNAME% and good luck with your coming battle.

1

Soldier (tier 5): To the arena!

1

Treznor: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Player: What's going on?

1

Player: Ow!

1

Imiago: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Radimus Erkle: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Oh, ok...

1

Charlie: Yes, er, welcome to the zoo! I'm afraid I'm kind of busy right now; what was it you wanted?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ah, you sound like someone who needs a quest doing!
  3. Where did you get the animals from?
1

Player: Did you ever notice how big squirrels' teeth are?

1

Ulsquire Shauncy: Great! Well done my friend!

1

Fycie: Human done good!

1

Player: Hey there.

1

Nikkie: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Sophanem
  3. Menaphos
  4. Nardah
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Who's Gielinor's most ferocious kitten?

1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert BOTH - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert ONE - you will not get your scroll back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How do I use the Grand Exchange?
  3. I'd like to set up trade offers please.
  4. Can you help me with item sets?
  5. I don't want Exchange collection reminders on login.
  6. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Vasquen: That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1

Father Urhney: Be more careful this time.

1

Player: Okay, I'll try to be.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Read Mission Briefing.
  3. Start Mapping Kharazi Jungle.
1

Player: How do I get into the Kharazi Jungle?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Well, in fact I plan to map that area myself.
  3. Are you calling me foolish?
  4. What do you do here?
  5. Have you seen any natives in the jungle?
  6. Ok thanks.
1
  1. Dragon med helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Liliwen: That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.

1
  1. Status: 27 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1
  1. Do you want to add a rat to the pole?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Spellbook
  6. Stamina Boost
1

Player: I'm not coming.

1

Mawnis Burowgar: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Toggle recoil effect
  3. Discard recoil charges
  4. Cancel
1

Carl: We serve Crombwick's finest Bloody Bracer, that is all.

1

Player: Great, thanks a lot!

1

Player: What's wrong?

1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1

Pirate Pete: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

Player: You fail to pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

King Roald: Correct!

1

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

1

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

1

Necrovarus: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Search
  3. Ring of Life settings
  4. Commune
  5. Stamina Boost
1

Player: I found the source of the spring and I got the water.

1

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth: No you do not! Begone!

1

Brimstail: Well done!

1

Player: Your blow only glances off the bandit's head.

1

Player: You fail to pick the bandit's pocket.

1

Wizard Cromperty: There you go, 100 free pure essence. Return tomorrow for some more.

1

Eadgar: Goutweed is used as an ingredient in troll cooking. You should ask one of their cooks.

1

Ali the Kebab seller: Spot on!

1

Player: Could you teach me about canoes?

1

Player: A Waka? What's that?

1

Player: Any destination?

1

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you move my house please?
  3. Can you redecorate my house please?
  4. Could I have a Construction guidebook?
  5. Tell me about houses!
  6. Tell me about that skillcape you're wearing.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Taverley.

1

Player: You're the guard that was on duty last night?

1

Harold: Yeah.

1

Player: Denulth said that you lost the combination to the equipment room?

1

Harold: Sounds good! I normally drink Asgarnian Ale but you know what?

1

Harold: I really fancy one of those Blurberry Specials. I never get over to the Gnome Stronghold so I haven't had one for ages!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What can you do for me?
  4. Ask about Bounty Hunter Hats.
  5. Nevermind.
1

Ferox: You'll find yourself quite safe inside my enclave - the protective barriers should keep any troublemakers out.

1

Ferox: I will warn you though, if you've had Teleblock cast upon you, I will not allow you back into the Enclave. You'd be a danger to the others gathered here.

1

Player: What can you do for me?

1

Ferox: Well, if you'd like, I can make it so you respawn in our Enclave. It'll put you right in the heart of all the chaos that surrounds us.

1

Ferox: Thank you, you'll respawn in the Enclave from here on out.

1

Malak: Come and speak to me again when you have managed to kill Dessous.

1

Genie: Have a nice day, Master.

1

Vyrewatch: Yes. I can provide you with a teleport there.

1

Player: So, still here then?

1

Spirit tree: I am most impressed!

1

Uri: Loser says what.

1

Player: I don't have that much money on me.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

1

Daero: You know the routine...

1

Harold: Oh dear, I seem to have run out of money!

1

Player: Wait just a minute!

1

Squire: Correct!

1

Malak: Lord Drakan.

1
  1. You will NOT get the coins back.
  2. Okay, uncharge it.
  3. No, don't uncharge it.
1

Abbot Langley: Congratulations, traveller!

1

Freaky Forester: Hey, %USERNAME%, can you come and help me with some pheasants?

1

Kitten: Me me, ~ Roar. (It sounds like more of a squeak)

1

Strange Old Man: Spot on!

1
  1. Do you wish to make a golden cannonball?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Ghost disciple: Woooo wooo wooooo woooo

1

Player: I will. It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

1

Rightie: Are you all right? Leftie?

1

Zoo keeper: Thanks!

1

Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?

1

Barbarian guard: Take that card to each of the bars named on it. The bartenders will know what it means. We're kinda well known.

1

Make-over mage: Woah!

1

Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then. Now which of these barrels contained the Liverbane Ale? That'll be 18 coins please.

1

Barbarian guard: Yep that seems fine, you can come in now. I never learned to read, but you look like you've drunk plenty. Also, one more thing...

1

Player: Ok, I will do it then.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

1

Weird Old Man: Spot on!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy some Climbing boots?
  3. What does a Sherpa do?
  4. How did you find out about the secret way?
  5. Do you know where I can find Trollweiss?
  6. Nothing, thanks!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get wax from?
  3. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  4. See you!
1

Sir Kay: Correct!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you see your own rift?
  3. Where would you like to go today, Rifty?
  4. Hey! What's that?
  5. About your colour-changing...
  6. Actually, never mind.
1

Troll child: He said it was because they stole his diamond! But they never did! They found it, and didn't know who it belonged to!

1

Troll child: Then he did some wavey hand thing and my mommy and daddy got frozified!

1

Panning guide: Hello, I am the panning guide. I teach students how to pan in these waters. They're not permitted to do so until after they've had training and, of course, they must be invited to pan here too.

1

Player: I've some here that you can have.

1

Lucien: I shall give you a pendant. Without it you will not be able to enter the Chamber of Fear.

1

Player: Hey kitty. What's new?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get swamp tar from?
  3. What else do I need?
  4. See you!
1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Maybe.

1

Commander Montai: Please be as quick as you can, I don't know how much longer we can hold out.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Watchtower
  2. Change to Yanille
  3. Cancel.
1

Player: Thanksh very mush...

1

Bartender: One beer coming up. Ok, that'll be two coins.

1

Juna: Here you go.

1

Juna: Your dedication to balance is astounding adventurer.

1

Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?

1

Caroline: It's my husband, he works on a fishing platform. Once a month he takes our son, Kennith, out with him.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I suppose so, how do I get there?
  3. I'm sorry, I'm too busy.
1

Caroline: That's very good of you %USERNAME%. My friend Holgart will take you there.

1

Player: Ok, I'll go and see if they're ok.

1

Bailey: Oh you mean Kent's son. He's around somewhere, probably hiding if he knows what's good for him.

1

Bailey: What am I supposed to do with those? I haven't figured out how to kill one yet, if I put them near the stove they squirm and jump away.

1

Player: No, sorry.

1

Tracker gnome 3: All day we pray in the hay, hee hee.

1

Player: I'd like to go to Brimhaven.

1

Turael: Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Player: Hey! Don't call me outerlander! I'm known as the mighty %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why did you leave?
  3. 'Bye then.
1

Lokar Searunner: As a young man, I learnt that the Fremennik way of life was too slow for me...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why not, I've always wondered what the state of my innards are!
  3. No thanks, I'd like to live.
1

Player: Can you help me with the Earth Sciences exams at all?

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
  4. Neitiznot
  5. Jatizso
1

Player: Where are we?

1

Kent: %USERNAME% wait!

1

Kent: Oh my, I must get back to shore.

1

Betty: Don't forget to dilute it in something like tea or coffee.

1
  1. Do you want to turn the smoke overlay off?
  2. Yes, hide the smoke overlay.
  3. No, leave it on.
1

Player: How are you?

1
  1. Enter the x-coordinate of the stronghold
  2. 0001
  3. 0002
  4. 0003
  5. 0004
1

Commander Montai: I saw, that was a beautiful sight. The Khazard troops didn't know what hit them.

1

Elkoy: Good luck friend.

1

Player: One Asgarnian Ale, please.

1

Eadgar: Well, I suppose I do keep getting captured by the trolls and thrown in prison...But they always release me in the end, I'm far too old and skinny for their tastes.

1

Eadgar: In any case, this is my home, and I'm not leaving it. And this area has the tastiest goats!

1

Hickton: Correct!

1

General Bentnoze: Thank you human!

1

Captain Bentley: Ah, yes indeed! The winds seem good, so let's make a move!

1

Reldo: I'm not sure where it is exactly... but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.

1

Player: This machine doesn't look like it's in working order... I wonder if there's a fixed one, anywhere.

1

Student: I can if you help me...

1

Student: I can't do anything unless I find my special cup.

1

Student: Excellent! I'm so happy. Let me now help you with your exams...

1

Player: Is this your animal skull?

1

Student: Oh wow! You've found it! Thank you so much. I'll be glad to tell you what I know about the exam.

1

Player: Hey! Excellent!

1

Player: There are more exam questions I'm stuck on.

1

Examiner: Hi there!

1

Player: I am ready for the next exam.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Rock pick must be used flat and with strong force.
  3. Always handle with care; strike cleanly on its cleaving point.
  4. Rock picks are to be used to milk cows on a rainy morning.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Both
1

Awowogei: Spot on!

1

Hameln the Jester: No, not at all. We came here from afar with the tattooed guy outside.

1

Player: How far?

1

Hameln the Jester: We travelled eastwards over many oceans.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Well, now that you are a White Knight we can process your application form correctly.

1

Dugopul: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Player: Hello again!

1

Gardener Gunnhild: %NUMBER%% of people approve of you.

1

Yanni Salika: That's a great Locating Crystal. Here's 500 coins for it.

1

Player: Why not?

1

Player: Thank you! Your advice is much appreciated!

1

Student: Well... It's going to cost you...

1

Player: Oh, well how much?

1

Student: Wow, great, you've found one. This will look beautiful set in my necklace. Thanks for that; now I'll tell you what I know...

1

Examiner: Ah, hello again.

1

Player: I am ready for the last exam...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's wrong?
  3. That's life for you.
1

Player: Hello doctor. I need to acquire some protective clothing so that I can dispose of some diseased sheep.

1

Fairy Queen: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Player: Actually I was thinking that maybe I bit off more than I could do with this hard order. I don't suppose you could give me an easier one?

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Player: How do we make a totem pole?

1

Gujuo: And I fear that it is impossible to get some seeds. He is being held against his will in some caves in the north western part of the Kharazi Jungle.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I will release Ungadulu...
  3. Oh well, sorry to hear about that.
1

Player: I will release Ungadulu...

1

Gujuo: Yommi tree seeds.

1

Ungadulu: Please come no closer... the flames will incinerate you.

1

Player: Where do I get pure water from?

1

Player: I'll be going now.

1

Al Shabim: Oh, and here is your pineapple!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Being dead, what options do you think you have?
  3. So, what's your plan?
  4. Well, good luck with that.
  5. How can I help?
  6. Ok thanks.
1

Drezel: There you go my friend, you're now blessed. It's funny, now I look at you, there seems to be something of the faith about you. Anyway, good luck with your quest!

1
  1. Are you sure you want to discard everything?
  2. Yes, discard everything.
  3. No, I'll keep my stuff.
1

Hunding: Well done.

1

Archaeological expert: I wonder what it means by that? Some silly superstition, probably.

1

Doug Deeping: Rumour has it he'd been writing a book on his chemical mixture. I'm not sure what goes in it but I'm sure you'll find the stuff he was using scattered around the digsite. He left so quickly he didn't take anything with

1

Doug Deeping: him. In fact, I still have a chest key he gave me to look after; perhaps it's more useful to you.

1

Diango: Sure thing, let me just see what you're missing.

1
  1. Status: 11 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Squire: Thank you very much! As I say, the best place to start should be with Reldo...

1

Iron Man tutor: Correct - I despise snakes!

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Dunstan: Well, I've got one here you can have for 1,000 coins if you'd like it?

1

Priestess Zul-Gwenwynig: I shall now transport you to Zulrah's shrine and offer your life on behalf of our tribe.

1

Savant: Don't mention it, %USERNAME%.

1

Player: I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.

1

Gujuo: This sounds very strange Bwana... but maybe I can help. There is a pool of water that is sacred to us. It is located in the middle of the Kharazi Jungle.

1

Gujuo: It is a bright and precious metal that is much sought after, though uncommonly found. It is the same glorious colour as the sun and it never loses its wondrous lustre. A blessed vessel made of this metal

1

Player: Where can I find this metal?

1

Player: How do I bless the vessel?

1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Uri: Can you stand me?

1

Gertrude: Hello, my dear. How's things?

1

Ulizius: Ok, on your way then!

1

Larrissa: Oh... it is terrible... horrible... My boyfriend lives here in this lighthouse, but I haven't seen him the last few days! I think something terrible has happened!

1

Larrissa: With the light off this coastline is terribly dangerous to ships! And to lock the front door so that nobody can turn the light back on?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. But how can I help?
  3. Sorry, just passing through
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay, I'll help!
  3. Sorry, just passing through
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (4/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Remove the quest hall?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Mysterious ghost: I cannot believe it! You can see me? You understand my words?

1
  1. Pay 3750 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Great! It's opened it.

1

Svidi: Hmmmm...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask for a quest.
  4. Ask about anything else.
1

Guard: What do you have there, outerlander? It's not our rock, is it?

1

Wood Dryad: Heehee, what a strange question, that's because I'm a Wood Dryad.

1

Wizard Mizgog: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Ask it to start gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Dominic Onion: Here, have this.

1

Spirit tree: Hello gnome friend. Where would you like to go?

1

Player: Yeah, I'd love to do a mime show.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Why are you here?
  4. Bye!
1

Sedridor: Well done.

1

Drezel: Correct!

1

King Roald: I heard that you found half the shield, so I will give you half of the bounty. That comes to exactly 600gp!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. What just happened?
  4. Who's that guy?
  5. Who are these people?
  6. Did this room get bigger?
1

Tynan: You've come to the right place! Here you go.

1

Player: Thank you very much!

1

Wizard Akutha: Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. Would you like to buy some magic supplies?

1

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

1

Sherlock: Yeah, no shirt Sherlock.....

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another sword?
  3. Who are you?
  4. I have a question about my Achievement Diary
  5. Bye!
1

Irena: Okay, that's all the skills I can teach you!

1

Player: A cocktail? Cheers!

1

Player: Of course.

1

Lady Servil: Brave traveller, please... bring back my family.

1

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Afflicted: ~ This person doesn't make any sense at all. ~

1

Woodsman tutor: As you're already here, have an axe so that you can chop the trees around me.

1

Woodsman tutor: As you get better and better you'll find that you can chop trees such as Maple and Yew! These are very good for firemaking.

1

Soldier: You don't want to go down there, mate! The lizardman shamans are lethal, and our soldiers want only the most trustworthy troops on the battlefield.

1

Party Pete: You've come to the right place!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ta ta, old bean.

1

Larrissa: has trapped me on this causeway! You seem to have got here okay somehow, so if you could go and visit my cousin and get the spare key I left him,

1

Player: Do you know a raccoon called Dufresne?

1

Kangai Mau: Best of luck with that adventurer.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

1

Meiyerditch citizen: It can't be that hard can it?

1

Meiyerditch citizen: I'm starting to think I made a mistake coming here.

1

Player: Please find someone else.

1

Hans: Well done.

1

Player: Take me to your leader.

1

Player: I'm...

1

Brundt the Chieftain: Leave at once. Do not attempt to interact with myself or my people.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Grand Exchange
  2. Change to Varrock.
  3. Cancel.
1

Jarvald: You have not heard, %FREMENNIK_NAME%? I am leading an expedition to Waterbirth Island!

1

Player: Wow, you Fremenniks sure know how to party. Well, see ya around.

1

Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.

1

Player: I'll go look for those for you then!

1

Player: That looks disgusting, but it's what the cook asked for...

1

Anita: You must know my boyfriend Glough then?

1

Ellen: That's all the training I can give you. I hope you find it useful.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.

1

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

1

Border Guard: You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid.

1

New recruit Tony: Well done %USERNAME%. Here you go.

1

Vyrelady: I do enjoy a day out at the Theatre.

1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen top for your help, many thanks!

1

Player: Hello. So you're just a private?

1

Player: They don't even have thumbs. How organised can they be?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Send me to the mines.
  3. Sorry.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I find a Fremennik Shield?
  3. How do I make the Polishing Rock?
  4. How do I make V's Sigil?
  5. That's all thanks.
1

King Narnode Shareen: The Grand Tree's still slowly dying, if it is human sabotage we must respond!

1

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1
  1. Follow the scary cat?
  2. Yes, that seems like a good idea.
  3. No, leave the cat alone.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Remove one page.
  3. Remove X pages.
  4. Empty book.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have anything to trade?
  3. What do you do?
1
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Larry: All right, keep calm. One growth spurt coming up.

1
  1. Proceed regardless?
  2. Yes.
  3. No
1

Player: I'm looking for a ring.

1

Player: It's to go with the ceremonial clothes I need for visiting the dream land.

1

Player: Buried it? Why would he do a thing like that?

1

Selene: He was an archaeologist. Well, more of a treasure hunter. When I was little he always used to bury items around the island and give me clues and maps to find them. If you're lucky you

1

Selene: Ah, yes.

1

Pauline Polaris: Nice try. But I am always glad to help a person in need, if they can demonstrate some insight.

1

Player: Pardon?

1

Herman Caranos: No, thank YOU!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll read it.
  3. No, I don't want to read that.
  4. Search further...
1

High Priest: Enjoy your stay here. May it be spiritually uplifting!

1

Vannaka: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1

Gunnjorn: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Player: You too, your highness!

1

Captain Tobias: Well done, matey! Here you go!

1
  1. Items may fall to the ground and be lost.
  2. Open the crate anyway
  3. Don't open the crate
1

Player: As well as this, there's something very... fishy about him.

1

Player: Righty ho Savant. I look forward to your results.

1

Lowe: Here you go!

1

Player: I have a message from Veliaf. It's bad news I'm afraid. I was sent on a mission to Misthalin to seek help from King Roald. Sadly, he isn't able to offer much support.

1

Vertida Sefalatis: There is a barricade that prevents further travel north. It's located under the wall. You'll need to search the wall southeast of the barricade to release the lock on the door.

1

Player: Greetings!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you mean?
  3. Thanks.
1

Arnold Lydspor: Thanks %USERNAME%!

1

Crone: Good luck with that.

1

Player: I'd like a training sword and shield.

1

Player: I wonder if that cart is anywhere useful now?

1

Cyreg Paddlehorn: Hello there friend. I'm afraid all boat rides are out of service due to the high ghast activity in Mort Myre.

1

Rimae Sirsalis: I certainly do! A real tricky set of garments to make.

1

Player: Well that's unfortunate, because I was going to ask you how I might go about getting some.

1

Rimae Sirsalis: All I can really help you out with is the tanning of the hides.

1

Rimae Sirsalis: harmony with them, because they provide us with a great many materials when they die, and in turn we have given them magic to help protect themselves.

1

Player: That's enough for now.

1

Fairy Godfather: Spot on!

1

Player: Yes it is, I can find someone else to work on the other bits. See you at the site!

1

Player: Thanks Bardur.

1

Player: Ok make me some red dye please.

1

Player: Ok make me some blue dye please.

1

Player: Could you remind me what I need to do with that crystal?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'll have a beer then.
  3. I'll not have anything then.
1

Historian Minas: No matter. I'm sure you'll find more. Look around the Museum, explore the city and maybe do some quests, and I'm sure you'll find out something worth telling.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. The water pool has dried up and I need more water.
  3. The Yommi tree died.
1

Player: The water pool has dried up and I need more pure water.

1

Gujuo: He created a powerful spell in the caves. Now, all those who venture near are overcome by a supernatural fear. With all my heart Bwana, I would never go near such a place.

1

Player: Will I need this potion? I feel brave enough as I am.

1

Gujuo: I would urge you to take it, Bwana, I have heard that the caves are protected by a supernatural fear that renders even the bravest man to a trembling wreck.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Let's go!
  3. Actually, no.
1

Player: Why, what are you doing?

1

Zealot: Well, below the very ground you stand upon lies an intricate network of tunnels that make up the abandoned Mort Ridge mines. These mines used to be a valuable resource to the inhabitants of Morytania.

1

Zealot: The mines are also the site where the legendary artefact, the salve amulet, was thought to have been carved from the crystals that grow in the lower levels of the mine.

1

Zealot: Saradomin has entrusted me alone with the task of regaining access to the mines, whatever the dangers.

1

Player: How can an abandoned mine be dangerous?

1

Zealot: Dayth failed and fell during an incursion by Saradominists, who then made it into the mines and were able to remove a shard of crystal.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where is the second entrance to the mines?
  3. How can you be discreet with THAT star emblazoned on your robes?
  4. Can I borrow your key?
  5. How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?
  6. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I borrow your key?
  3. How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?
  4. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
  5. I must be going now.
1

Zealot: I am afraid my task can be entrusted to nobody else. Saradomin has asked me alone to do this. I cannot take the slightest risk of losing this key. The stakes are too high.

1

Player: Please? I'll be very careful with it.

1

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

1

Baba Yaga: Lunar Glass?

1

Player: Some Molten Glass? I have some right here!

1

Player: Oh, how the tables have turned!

1

Player: Tidying?

1

Baba Yaga: Have you ever tried living in a house that's constantly shaking? It's a total nightmare, believe me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. You know I'm still confused about all that business with the devourer.
1

Guard: Please accept this reward from the family!

1

Captain Lawgof: Excellent! I have two men there, the dwarf-in-charge is called Gilob, find him and tell him that I'll send him a relief guard just as soon as we mop up these remaining goblins.

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. That sounds great.
  3. I don't need it, thanks.
1

Player: Huh, wait a sec, who are...

1

Oracle: That's right, well done!

1
  1. Which hunting location would you like to teleport to?
  2. Carnivorous chinchompas (Feldip Hills)
  3. Black chinchompas (Wilderness)
  4. Cancel
1

Phabelle Bile: I've tried to put it off for as long as I could, but this is the final component needed for my research.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Oh that sounds interesting.
  3. No, I've come to the wrong place.
1

Zealot: Ah, a wise choice my friend. But if you truly follow Saradomin, what brings you to these evil lands?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there any other way into the mines?
  3. How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?
  4. I must be going now.
1

Florin: Hey it's the hero! Thank you so much for saving us from Gadderanks. And the town is looking lovely as well. You've done a great job!

1

Captain Ginea: Correct!

1

Ethereal Mimic: That's it!

1

Ethereal Mimic: Nice one!

1

Oneiromancer: There should be one of these floating around somewhere. Talk to some of the people in the village and I am sure one of them will be able to help you.

1

Player: Hello, are you okay?

1

Bob Barter (herbs): Hello, chum, fancy buyin' some designer jewellery? They've come all the way from Ardougne! Most pukka!

1

Player: Erm, no. I'm all set, thanks.

1

Baba Yaga: Well, I was going through some ancient documents recently, expanding my knowledge of our great ancestors...

1

Player: That's all very interesting, but what's it got to do with this spell?

1

Baba Yaga: some records survived... The manuscript I discovered contains the teleportation spell to an advanced altar called Ourania. It's an altar that allows the user, regardless of their Runecrafting ability, to craft any

1

Baba Yaga: Certainly.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Okay!
  3. Not now
  4. Why do I get a headache every time I see you?
  5. Are you any relation to Party Pete?
1

Brundt the Chieftain: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

1

Player: Hello. What's this place?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Sir! Can we do some training?
  3. Sir! Could I start at wave one again?
  4. Nah, sounds boring.
1
  1. Status: 8 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Tinse Torpe: Thanks for helping us out; we really do appreciate it.

1

Player: Fair enough.

1

Player: You fail to pick the guard's pocket.

1

Player: Thanks for your help.

1

Player: Busy day?

1

Fairy: Be careful when you pick mushrooms near the strange ruins to the south. Some of them will try to eat you!

1

Player: I'm not climbing that without a good reason. I might scrape my lovely hands on the rough ladder.

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Rimae Sirsalis: At 100 gold pieces per hide, that'll cost you... 400 gp.

1

Magic combat tutor: You already have some mind runes.

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah, okay, here you go.
  3. 20 gold coins? That's an outrage!
1

Make-over mage: You still look human!

1

Player: Can you heal me? I'm injured.

1

Hellcat: Purr!

1

Fisherman Frodi: I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, but it scares the fish when people cross there. Please don't.

1

Player: Ok. Err...have a nice break.

1

Ali the Operator: No!! I would never have suspected that 'Traitorous Ali' would betray us. Actually... what am I saying! Of course it would have been him. He betrayed his family for a sandpit and an umbrella!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  3. What's going on in town?
  4. I'm looking for Traitorous Ali.
  5. I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  6. The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
1

Player: Hello again Bolren.

1

Donie: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Bob: Thank you, %USERNAME%! If you can convince the Duke I'm telling the truth then we can get to the bottom of this mystery.

1

Old crone: Oh no, it hasn't got milk in it. I only drink tea with milk, I'm afraid.

1

Bonzo: The heroic-looking person who was fishing by the pipes has caught the biggest carp I've seen since Grandpa Jack used to compete!

1
  1. Pay 6 watermelons?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Looks like my work here is done. Seems like that's successfully sabotaged their little secret weapon plan.

1

Ali The barman: The only problem is that no one has ever actually seen a toilet in Gielinor so he may take a little while.

1

Squire: Congratulations! You managed to destroy all the portals! We've awarded you 3 Void Knight Commendation points. Please also accept these coins as a reward.

1

Zooknock: Very well. Bring me the required materials again and I will prepare for you another one.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where do I find monkey remains?
  3. Where do I find a magical monkey talisman?
  4. I'll be back later.
1

Duke Horacio: I will not commit troops until I have proof that goblins are behind this.

1

Ceril Carnillean: No, no, thank YOU! Feel free to stop by anytime adventurer!

1

Sir Vyvin: Here you go.

1

Duke Horacio: Thank you very much, stranger. I am sure the head wizard will reward you for such an interesting find.

1

Essyllt: Someone trustworthy I hope?

1

Aubury: Do you want to buy some runes?

1

Aubury: ...no. I am getting ahead of myself. Please take this summary of my research back to the head wizard at the Wizards' Tower. I trust his judgement on whether to let you in on our little secret or not.

1

Sedridor: Use the Air Talisman to locate the air temple, and use any further talismans you find to locate the other missing elemental temples. Now... my research notes please?

1

Romeo: Oh woe is me that I cannot find my Juliet! You haven't seen Juliet have you?

1

Witch: Go to the iron mine just north-east of Rimmington and hit the bar with a plain old smithing hammer while facing north. Then take your new magnet to Ava. Poor girl, having to deal with whippersnappers like you.

1

Jatix: Hello, how can I help you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you selling?
  3. You can't; I'm beyond help.
  4. I'm okay, thank you.
1

Player: Okayyy. Thanks for the help Ava. See you later.

1

Perdu: Hello. I've found some stuff that I think is yours. You can pay me with cash you're carrying, or I can take payments from your bank. Would you like to buy anything from me?

1

Hari: When you have done that you can shape the log further with your axe to make a canoe.

1
  1. Boss kill-counts are blocked by the spam filter.
  2. Unfilter them.
  3. Continue filtering them.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Please wait...
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
1

Abbot Langley: Here you go.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1

Player: I'll do my best!

1

Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Buy a beer
  3. Don't buy anything
1

Velorina: I have a vision of a small wooden shack, the land it was built on the unholy soil of Morytania. I sense the sea is very close, and that there looms castles to the west and the east.

1

Barge foreman: Thanks for all your help, %USERNAME%.

1

Femi: Well done!

1

Player: I'll leave you alone.

1
  1. A PK skull means you drop ALL your items on death.
  2. Give me a PK skull.
  3. Cancel.
1

Turael: You're still hunting goblins, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Frog: All right. But in future be more polite.

1

Player: Is it OK if I use your anvil?

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 75 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
1

Shantay Guard: You'll need a Shantay pass to go through the gate into the desert. See Shantay, he'll sell you one for a very reasonable price.

1

Necrovarus: Please no! I will do whatever you say!!

1

Player: Hi again!

1

Hajedy: I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village, if you're interested. It will cost %NUMBER% coins. Is that okay?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have the item please?
  3. How do I get into the Kharazi jungle?
  4. Ok thanks.
1

Child: He-he-hello?

1

Gerald: Hello traveller. Are you here to fish or to hunt for treasure?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes
  3. No
  4. I lost that ring you gave me...
1

Martin the Master Gardener: I can't chat now, I have too many things to worry about.

1

Evil Dave: Spot on!

1
  1. It's a trap! Do you want to try and disarm it?
  2. Yes, I'll give it a go.
  3. No thanks, I'll leave it alone.
1

Jungle forester: Not really, but I would say be careful, it's a dangerous place. And good luck.

1

Player: Hello, little boy.

1

Player: Aarrhh! I'm covered in Beees!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is there to do around here?
  3. Nothing.
1
  1. Do you still want to proceed?
  2. Yes, I am not afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
  3. No, I think I need to go get one of these Icon things.
1

Mazchna: Good luck! Don't forget to come back when you need a new assignment.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A trader in Ardougne
  3. A ghost in Port Phasmatys
  4. A warrior in Rellekka
1

Player: Got to go, bye!

1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you have?
  3. Nothing thanks.
  4. Can I buy some ingredients?
1
  1. Ask it to stop gathering junk?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ferox: Understandable, you'd have to be a brave man to be carrying that much gold out here.

1

Player: Right, I'd better get started, see you soon.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Can you explain to me about Icthlarin and the devourer again?
1

Fairy Fixit: trying to reach. I could fix it by replacing the fizgog and the whosprangit, I've put in a request for some new parts but they're pretty hard to get hold of, it seems.

1

Player: Oooooookaaaaay....

1

Panning guide: Hello, I am the panning guide. I'm here to teach you how to pan for gold.

1

Player: Excellent!

1

Panning guide: If you find any gold, take it to the archaeological expert up in the museum storage facility. He will calculate its value for you.

1

Student: The people eligible to use the digsite are: All that have passed the appropriate Earth Sciences exams.

1

Head chef: Now you can use the title Master Chef.

1

Hetty: Ok, now drink from the cauldron.

1

Osman: Yes, you have the rope.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
  4. Who are you?
1

Fairy Godfather: Den whatta are you doing-a back here? Go and-a search for her!

1

Examiner: Do some more research. I'm sure other students could help you out.

1

Student: Correct rock pick usage: Always handle with care; strike the rock cleanly on its cleaving point.

1

Student: Finds handling: Finds must be carefully handled, and gloves worn.

1

Ceril Carnillean: It's those blooming cultists from the forest! Those freaks keep breaking into my house!

1

Ceril Carnillean: They first broke in months ago and stole a suit of armour. The strange thing is that they've broken in four times since but taken nothing.

1

Ceril Carnillean: Why, I am Sir Ceril Carnillean! We really are quite a famous bloodline... who've played a vital role in the politics of Ardougne for many generations.

1

Player: Soooo.... Is it fun being a ghost?

1

Mysterious ghost: Does it look like fun to you?

1

Mysterious ghost: ...what?

1

Player: Yeah, that's right. WOO! WOOOWOOO WOO WOOOOWOO! Got no comeback for that, have you?

1

Elena: I hope so. Even without the plague, I still worry about the people of West Ardougne.

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
1

Rohak: That's from the Rising Sun, the barmaid there will never tell me the recipe she uses. It's divine!

1

Rohak: No! I shwears I'll never tell...

1

Player: Here, have another.

1

Rohak: Don't mind if I do!

1

Player: I think you deserve another pint.

1

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Wanting to go to the Island of Stone?

1

Father Urhney: So called, because when you wear it you can speak to ghosts. A lot of ghosts are doomed to be ghosts because they have left some important task uncompleted.

1

Father Aereck: I always wondered what that amulet was... Well, I hope it's useful. Tell me when you get rid of the ghost!

1

Jorral: Take a look at the artefacts in the new museum room. You may find something of interest.

1

Butler Jones: Don't worry m'lud, this fool won't be bothering us any more.

1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Amulet
  3. Necklace
  4. Ring
  5. More...
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Skillcape
  3. Hood
1

Student: The proper technique for handling bones is: Handle bones carefully and keep them away from other samples.

1

Student: Sample preparation: Samples cleaned, and carried only in specimen jars.

1

Player: I have lost my trowel.

1

Examiner: Question 1 - Sample preparation. Can you tell me how we prepare samples?

1

Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.

1
  1. Spellbook/portal default: Camelot
  2. Change to Seers' Village.
  3. Cancel.
1

Examiner: Deary me... That was a good one as well. It's a good job I have another. Here you go...

1

Player: I'm good, thanks.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 500 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Homunculus: Thrank you. For reward you speak me, I makes monsters.

1

Death: You've already got the basic gravestone.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  3. Actually, never mind.
1

Count Check: for. I've left my Vampyre ways behind me and now spend my days letting everyone know of this terrible danger. In return for my dedication I have been blessed with a unique ability to be able to check if

1

Count Check: Ok let me check your account security, but before I do there are some things that even I can not see. Firstly you must have a unique password for your account and not share it with anyone else and secondly make

1

Count Check: sure you have 2 step verification for your registered recovery email. I'll leave it with you to make sure both of those things are in place.

1

Player: A unique password that I don't share, and 2 step verification on my email... got it.

1

Count Check: Yes there is. by counting. I am a count, who likes to count and check accounts. You can ask me to check your account at any time you like and if you want to remember my top tips for account security just ask me

1
  1. Do you want to permanently disable this warning?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Amy: Please could you go see Leela, east of the town market in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Bob in north-east Varrock, opposite the church for us? You can get another job once you have furnished his home.

1

Amy: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Mariah: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1
  1. Do you wish to proceed?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Please wait...
1

Marlo: Please could you go see Barbara, south of Hosidius, near the mill for us? You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Advisor Ghrim: I'm afraid you will need another free space in your bank to hold all the items your subjects have collected.

1

Godric: Thank you, my friend.

1

Dunstan: I have very little to offer you in way of thanks, but perhaps you will accept this family heirloom. It was found by my great-great-grandfather, but we still don't have any idea what it does.

1

Player: I'll be ready for you whenever you want to take a shot Hammerspike...I'm not afraid of you! You're just a bully who can't fight his own battles.

1

Horvik: There you go then! There's your chicken cages!

1

Leela: Please excuse me, I'm rather busy.

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
1

Archaeological expert: It might be slightly obscure on the finer details, but it should be good enough to understand the rough meaning of what was originally written. Please, just wait a moment, I will write up what I can

1

Brian: Here you go, here's your axe! And very many thanks for your help and a good laugh! You should have seen your face! Oh what a picture!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I have another bonecrusher, please?
  3. What is this strange fountain?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got any symbols of your god?
  3. I'll leave you to it.
1
  1. Status: 5 damage points left.
  2. Break the ring.
  3. Cancel.
1

Angelo: Go see Mariah, west of the estate agents in Hosidius. You can get another job once you have furnished her home.

1

Veronica: Well done.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Finds must not be handled by anyone.
  3. Finds to be given to the site workmen.
  4. Drop them on the floor and jump on them.
1

Estate agent: Your house has been moved to Pollnivneach.

1

Surgeon General Tafani: Wear this cape in good health, my friend.

1

Herman Caranos: These are a sort of sea-dwelling troll. They feed on the monkfish that live in this part of the sea, but just recently they've started invading my Colony!

1

Surok Magis: It is an old tome...a history book of sorts. It's somewhere here in the library. I forget where I left it, but it should be easy enough for you to find.

1

Rick Turpentine: 'Twas a pleasure to work with you sirrah!

1

Captain Barnaby: Hello there. Would you like to travel somewhere? I can take you to Rimmington or Ardougne for 30 coins.

1

Romeo: Blub! Blub...where is my Juliet? Have you seen her?

1

Archaeological expert: I think you'll find them scattered about pretty much everywhere, but I know you can get one from a cupboard somewhere in the Education Centre, just like the rock pick!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Ice Giants.

1

Player: Oh, right. Well, I'd better get on with it then.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why don't I get started right away?
  3. I don't think so.
1

Guard: I said stay there, outerlander! You're not welcome in our camp.

1

Player: Hey, how's it going?

1

Player: I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu. I must go now.

1
  1. Remove the workshop?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Estate agent: Well come back when you have it then.

1

Clivet: Excellent. It takes a rare character to see through the cursed Carnillean lies. I can tell you are a lady of exactly the right character to join the followers of Hazeel.

1

Kathy Corkat: Ooh, that's better! I'll take you up north for 50 shiny coins.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have something I need checking out.
  3. No thanks.
  4. Can you tell me anything about the digsite?
  5. I lost the letter you gave me.
  6. Can you tell me more about the tools an archaeologist uses?
1

Oziach: Go talk to the Guildmaster in the Champions' Guild. He'll help ye out if yer so keen on doing a quest. I'm not going to be handholding any adventurers.

1

Dalila: Ooh, lovely view, dear.

1
  1. You're too big to enter the narrow alcove.
  2. Insert your cat (Hell cat).
  3. Don't insert your cat.
1

Man: Get out of my way, I'm in a hurry!

1
  1. What do you want to make?
  2. Spade
  3. Chisel
  4. Rope
  5. Tinderbox
1

Veliaf Hurtz: I will see you both at the boathouse in Burgh de Rott. We can use the boat there to get to this graveyard. Good luck.

1

Zavistic Rarve: Thank you %USERNAME%, we shall bury him today. I have sent word for the guards to arrest Sandy, so no one will ever see him again!

1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
1

'Bird's-Eye' Jack: I suppose. Knock yourself out.

1

Player: I'm glad you know what you want.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've lost a pet. Have you got it?
  3. I have a pet that I'd like to insure.
  4. What pets have I insured?
  5. Maybe another time.
1

Garden supplier: Do you want to buy some garden plants?

1

Player: So... The Pyromancers, they're cool, right?

1

Shipyard worker: Anyway. Please step inside, Miss.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about magic combat please.
  3. How do I make runes?
  4. Can you toggle my runes to equip when I pick them up please?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Player: Sorry to disturb you, I just needed your help with something quickly.

1

Flower Girl: Thank you! Here you go.

1

Capt' Arnav: Arrr, I'd better be off.

1

Player: Do you have a spare pick?

1

Spirit tree: You friend of gnome people, you friend of mine. Would you like me to take you somewhere?

1

Captain Tobias: Do you want to go on a trip to Karamja?

1

Player: They're too busy to talk.

1

Player: If you say so.

1

Phillipa: It's a shame about Juliet...but perhaps we can meet up later?

1

Romeo: Who's Juliet?

1

Olaf Hradson: Yes...great eyes...they run in the family.

1

Player: What are you doing here?

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: Feel free to use the furnace. Remember, you only need half as much coal as with a regular furnace.

1

Hosa: You'll find them all at home, in their respective cities.

1
  1. Which Spice would you like to take?
  2. Red.
  3. Brown.
  4. Yellow.
  5. Orange.
1

Historian Minas: That would help immensely. Restored it, eh? And it works, you say? Excellent, perhaps we can get to some real stargazing now! Display number 17, 5th Age, year 70.

1

Curator Haig Halen: That's great to hear. You should speak to the foreman at the digsite canal, I'll make sure he knows to expect you.

1

Player: I'd like to go to Rimmington.

1

Veliaf Hurtz: Be sure to take a weapon of silver with you. You'll find it of great use if vampyres attack. Good luck to you.

1

Postie Pete: Sorry, I don't have any messages for you.

1

Mysterious ghost: And you understand my words?

1

Mysterious ghost: This is incredible! How can such a thing have come to pass?

1

Player: Perhaps I should setup the two-factor authentication system for my account. I'll be back!

1
  1. Fix the wall?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gate of War: Correct! Always make sure you are entering your password only on the Old School RuneScape website as other sites may try to steal it.

1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with bronze axes?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1

Player: Hello Elkoy.

1

Player: I haven't heard of your sort.

1

Player: Capture by whom?

1

Drew: I am holding onto %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets for ya.

1

Player: Thanks...I think I'm going to need it.

1

Vyrewatch: Clear off food sack.

1

Monk: Yes that's the one. Now take this orb and put it in one of the large pouches from there, don't want it getting damaged.

1
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
1

Dark Mage: You be really careful with that thing!

1

Lalli: What? Me am not stupid human! Everyone know cannot make food from stone!

1

Lalli: Hmm... YUM! That are delicious! Me never know human know to make soup out of stone? It some special stone?

1

Lalli: Gee, sorry human, all you have do is ask, me not need you to shout. You act like you think Lalli am stupid or something...

1

Zooknock: Somewhere in the village. It ought to be obvious. Now give me a moment.

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!

1

Phoenix: One day I will burn so hot I'll become Sacred Ash.

1

Drezel: Good luck to you both. Saradomin be with you.

1

Squirrel: I'm already looking after that patch for you.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Everything seems fine, as far as I can tell... I will let you know if there is any trouble.

1

Councillor Halgrive: Well hello again adventurer! How are you today?

1

Councillor Halgrive: Not too bad, I've a lot to do though. King Lathas left plenty of things for us to clean up.

1

Doric: So, you've come to the right place?

1

Player: I don't think I should be putting that in there.

1

Player: Can you teleport me to the Rune Essence?

1

Gnome ball referee: Have a new ball!

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ah, so you'd like to respawn in Falador, the good old homestead! Are you sure?

1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Top-hole, what? Good old Fally is definitely the hot-spot nowadays!

1

Assistant: I'm sorry, no weapons or armour may be worn to Entrana. Come back when you have laid them down.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why can't you sleep, what's wrong?
  3. Sorry! I'm too busy to hear your problems!
1

Postie Pete: So would you be if you could speak over 1000 languages. I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's trouble! I'm off!

1

Player: Quiz shows are stupid. Go away.

1

Old crone: Well done.

1

Sigmund The Merchant: Incredible! Your merchanting skills might even match my own! I have no choice but to recommend you to the council of elders!

1

Player: Are you ok?

1

Brother Cedric: La..di..da..hic..up!

1

Zamorakian Acolyte: The hunt.

1

Player: Isn't it a little dangerous to be looking for knowledge out here?

1

Player: Hello son, are you okay? You need help?

1

Hadley: This destroyed Baxtorian, after years of searching he became a recluse. He went into the secret home he had made for Glarial under the waterfall and sealed himself in. To this day, no one has managed to enter.

1

Gujuo: They are flanked by the palm which also forms the divine geometry. The stones are the entrance, search them well. That's where you'll find Ungadulu. If you can free him he will entrust you with some sacred

1

Mercenary: So what help do you need?

1

Player: That's not right.

1

Player: Uh.... yeah... me too.

1

Gujuo: The pool of sacred water is very precious to us, it is located in the middle of the Kharazi Jungle.

1

Fortress Guard: Hey! You can't come in here! This is a high security military installation!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, but I work here!
  3. Oh, sorry.
  4. So who does it belong to?
1

Captain Errdo: A bit of a technical hitch with the landing gear. I won't be able to fly you anywhere, sorry.

1

:

1

Player: Well met, fellow adventurer.

1

Andros Mai: Adventurer? I am no mere Adventurer, I am Andros Mai, brother of the Holy Order of Saradomin. You would do well to greet me with respect.

1

Aggie: Oh, thanks ever so much...I do appreciate it! Good Luck!

1

Gujuo: We tried to drive the evil spirit out of the totem pole, but it does not seem to work.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you send me to the mines?
  3. Sorry.
1

Adventurer (easy): Many thanks for getting me safely to the Burgh de Rott. Here's your reward.

1

Daero: There is a teleporter round the corner. You must use this.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How are you doing?
  3. How old are you now?
  4. Where do you want to go?
  5. What do you want to do now?
  6. Did you understand what went on with the devourer?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you shoot me into the rock again?
  3. Are you selling those boots of yours?
  4. That's great, but I have to go.
1

Player: Hi Mr Gianne.

1

Gujuo: You are indeed brave Bwana, a truly fearsome warrior to take on such an enemy! Well Done!

1

Brundt the Chieftain: You are definitely a great asset to the Fremennik, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Player: I'll certainly keep my eyes open.

1

Essyllt: Good luck in there.

1

Blurberry: Let me know when it's done.

1

Waydar: Really? Typical meddling human behaviour. Nevertheless, it will stoke fires of worry. After all, the battle still continues.

1

Player: Ok, I'll try my best.

1

Blurberry: Aluft Gianne Snr. tells me that you have finished training with him, so I think you're ready to do some work for Aluft Gianne Jnr. He is in charge of the new Gnome Food Delivery service. I've heard there are

1
  1. Are you interested in a job?
  2. Yes, tell me more.
  3. Not right now, thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's the difference between an easy and a hard job?
  3. What are these free delivery tokens?
  4. Will this help me with my cooking?
  5. I'm ready to take a job on now.
  6. I've changed my mind, there's something else I need to do now.
1

Player: Easy-peasy! I'll get started.

1

Tyras guard: What is it?

1

Garkor: You must win his trust if we are to succeed.

1

Player: Right then, I'll get to it.

1

Lord Iorwerth: Now you'd better get going. Don't forget, you'll need a tinderbox to light that fuse. Return to me once the deed is done.

1

Ambassador Alvijar: Well done.

1

Clerk: A lot of people are going to be angry about this!

1

Priest: As if life in this city couldn't get any worse. Where am I going to find the money?

1

Nurse Sarah: But I don't have time to retrain! The people here need me! Who will help them if I'm gone?

1

King Arthur: Ah. A good job, well done. I dub thee a Knight Of The Round Table. You are now an honorary knight.

1

Player: Do you have any quests? Call it a hunch, but you look like the type of man who might...

1

Archaeologist: could go and take it back to the digsite for me and get it examined.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'll help you.
  3. No thanks, I don't want to help.
1

Archaeologist: His name's Terry Balando. Give it to nobody but him. I'm sorry, I can't entrust you with the actual tablet I found, it is far too valuable to give away, but I took these etchings - they should be enough for him to make

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to buy some clothes
  3. I'd like to change my shoes
  4. Neither thanks
1

Ungadulu: I hope that teaches you a lesson!

1

Fred the Farmer: Seth does, Seth Groats. He's another farmer over yonder at the other farm. Over the river and on the way to Varrock, he has loads of chickens.

1

Museum guard: Hello there! Sorry, I can't stop to talk. I'm guarding this workman's gate. I'm afraid you can't come through here - you'll need to find another way around.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: It's really crowded in here!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to access my bank account.
  3. I want to check my PIN settings.
  4. I want to collect some items.
  5. What is this place?
1

Duradel: Good hunting, %USERNAME%.

1

Player: Perhaps I should use this in a furnace instead.

1

Fairy chef: 'Ello, sugar. I'm afraid I can't gossip right now, I've got a cake in the oven.

1

Player: I think he did! Thanks.

1

Player: Yeah, he did. I have it here in this book.

1

Player: Yeah, I did. Kind of boring really.

1

Archaeologist: Yeeees... An archaeologist...

1

Archaeologist: It's all this hot sun getting to me I think.

1

Archaeologist: Well anyway, let's just assume there is a treasure hidden in the desert somewhere, and let's just say for the sake of argument that maybe if I found a big stash of gold and treasure I wouldn't necessarily just hand it

1

Archaeologist: That's right!

1

Eadgar: Your loss!

1

Scavvo: 'Ello matey! D'ya wanna buy some exciting new toys?

1

Player: Oh really? Watch and learn...

1

The monkey in your backpack...: *snore* ... Ook? Argh!! It's the Shaihakan!

1

Fred the Farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then.

1

Player: Uhm... alright then, I'll leave you to your duties.

1

Thora the Barkeep: Knowing that little horror, he'll probably be willing to in exchange for some cash. You should go ask him yourself though.

1
  1. Select a mould
  2. Holy symbol
  3. Tiara
  4. Bracelet
  5. More...
1

Historian Minas: You mean that was Bob? Wow... I will get a display erected immediately about the history of this brave warrior. Display number 20, 4th Age, year 1-100.

1

Historian Minas: That sounds good - bring me that and we'll create a display.

1

General Wartface: Bye.

1

Lord Marshal Brogan: I don't see why not!

1

Eblis: Normally I could not bear to part with such a priceless relic, but for your help in freeing my Lord Azzanadra, I will be prepared to sell it to you for a mere 80,000 gold.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (3/5 left)
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Martin Thwait: Sorry, mate. Train up your Thieving skill to at least 50 and I might be able to help you out.

1

Tyras guard: You cannot enter! This is now General Hining's pavilion. Since the king's death he has held us together.

1

Player: You're not going home to Ardougne then?

1

Felkrash: You already have a mature cat, look after that first.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 400 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Perdu: I'm afraid I haven't got anything for you today.

1

Player: Mmm, bird feed! Now what could I do with that?

1

Werewolf: You can't go down there, human. If it wasn't my duty to guard this trapdoor, I would be relieving you of the burden of your life right now.

1

Mourner: A doctor? I didn't think there were any left around here.

1

Player: I heard there was some trouble with food poisoning here.

1

Digsite workman: Use your brush on specimens to clean them, not the dirt!

1

Player: I have it on good authority that you may be able to help me out by rendering a dead sea slug down for glue.

1

Jack: Hi there. Would you like to buy a cape?

1

Kilron: Okay, quickly now!

1

Gillie Groats the Milkmaid: Tee hee! You've never milked a cow before, have you?

1

Caroline: They usually write to me regularly, but I've heard nothing all week. It's very strange.

1

Holgart: Hello again land lover. There's some strange goings on, on that platform, I tell you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A discount camel store?
  3. Tell me about this town.
  4. Lovely day isn't it?
  5. I decided to get rid of the camels.
  6. I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you heal me? I'm injured.
  3. Isn't this place built a bit out the way?
1

Abbot Langley: Ok.

1

Dalcian Fang (easy): I'm waiting here hoping that someone can guide me to the Paterdomus, the temple on the Salve.

1

Player: I'm sure this door is locked for a reason. I'll leave it be.

1

Player: Good fish. Just keep swimming...swimming...swimming...

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Runefest 2014
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. What do you have for trade?
  4. Do you have a manual? I'd like to learn how to play!
1

Sanfew: Did you bring me the required ingredients for the potion?

1

Player: You still hangin' around the tower?

1

Ranged combat tutor: So, every half an hour, you may come back and claim either arrows OR runes, but not both. Come back in a while for arrows, or simply buy some.

1

Hops: Sure, I'm a regular at the Dancing Donkey Inn as it happens.

1

Lalli: Me will sell you some golden wool, but me not sell you any golden apples!

1

Player: How much for the golden wool?

1

Mishkal'un Dorn: You are welcome, %USERNAME%. There is a bed around here if you wish.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Please wait...
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1

Elissa: If you're interested in his expedition, the notes he made are in the library in the Exam Centre.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I need some quicklime.
  3. I need some sulphur.
  4. I need some naphtha.
  5. I need a barrel.
  6. That's all thanks.
1
  1. Select a toy
  2. Clockwork soldier
  3. Clockwork doll
  4. Clockwork penguin
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Brush quickly using a wet brush.
  3. Dipped in glue and stuck to a sheep's back.
  4. Brush quickly and with force.
1

Player: Yes please. What are you selling?

1
  1. Dismantle the bracelet for 250 ether?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Nulodion: Of course, we forgot to send the ammo mould!

1

Player: It fires a mould?

1

Merlin: You have chosen...sensibly.

1

Player: Actually, I would be very interested to hear what you have to offer.

1

Brundt the Chieftain: As I say outerlander, you must find and speak to the twelve members of the council of elders, and see what tasks they might set you.

1

Gee: I heard the wall collapsed or something. I don't know why. Perhaps you could get to the bottom of this mystery!

1

Freaky Forester: You get a lederhosen hat for your help, many thanks!

1

Player: Hey there!

1

Player: I always wanted to be a Doctor!

1

Manni the Reveller: I jusht can't (hic) believe it! Thatsh shome mighty fine drinking legs you got! Anyone who can drink like THAT getsh my vote atta consh.. counsh... gets my vote!

1

Klarense: Hey, stay off my ship! That's private property!

1

Player: Great! Story time.

1

Estate agent: Your house is already there!

1

Vampyre Juvenile: Yes. Now get lost.

1

Probita: I'm afraid you don't seem to have insured any pets, so I can't help you.

1

Oziach: I ain't got nothing to sell ye, adventurer. Leave me be!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Please wait...
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where am I exactly?
  3. Can you take me somewhere?
  4. Could you give me some advice about Kourend?
  5. Let's talk about your client...
1

Player: May I buy a Herblore skillcape, please?

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be an iron sword.

1

Evil Dave: Welcome to my BASEMENT OF DOOM!

1

Elena: Good luck.

1

Player: People wouldn't like that at all, thanks both.

1

Murphy: Save yourself! We're going down!

1

Player: I can't get a grip on it!

1

Player: So how would I go about writing this epic?

1

Player: So what would be a worthy offering?

1

Player: Err...nothing... I'll be going now.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who is through that door?
  3. I'm just looking thanks.
1
  1. Extend your PK skull duration?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Two-pints: Life will be noted and it can teleport you to the Monastery south of Ardougne too.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please
  3. Not right now
  4. What?
1

Taxidermist: Give it to me to look at then.

1

Man: Good day to you. Nice weather we've been having.

1

Cart conductor: Whooooo? Meeeee? Oh, I make sure *hic* the cart traffic proceedsh *hic* in an orderly fishion. Fashion. Yes.

1

Captain Tobias: The trip will cost you 30 coins.

1

Player: I killed the demon again.

1

Gujuo: You are indeed very brave Bwana, we have noticed a difference in the Kharazi Jungle, the trees seem to sing again. And we have you to thank for it.

1

Observatory assistant: Not any more. One of those goblins took it.

1

Player: So that's Aluft Gianne snr. for cooking training, and Blurberry for Cocktail training?

1

Player: Bye.

1

Bob: Of course I'll repair it, though the materials may cost you. Just hand me the item and I'll have a look.

1

Player: Hello young man.

1

Jethick: Hello, I don't recognise you. We don't get many newcomers around here.

1

Player: So where is the king?

1

Jethick: Anyway, you clearly didn't come here to talk about kings. So tell me, what brings you to West Ardougne?

1

Gulluck: Thanks. Hmph.

1

Dairy cow: MOO

1

Player: Ok, I'll get that next.

1

Smoke Devil: Please stop, human.

1

Sammy Servil: Thank you, we are truly indebted to you.

1

Barker: Here, have this.

1

Count Check: to count for you. The count loves to count.

1

Count Check: One... unique password.

1

Count Check: Free... authenticator.

1

Count Check: Four... digit bank PIN!

1

Doomsayer: Dooooom!

1

Make-over mage: Good, good! I was worried for a second there!

1

Zaff: For you, my friend, maybe. Take a look in the barrel in the corner.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, what are you selling?
  3. No thanks.
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: Who's a cute little monkey?

1

Islwyn: Maybe, but it's not a risk worth taking. It was the acts of humans that led to my grandmother's death. You will bring similar ruin to us.

1

Player: Your grandmother?

1

Islwyn: You... you moved her into the waterfall? That... that's the perfect place for her to be.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me about this place again?
  3. Can you explain the different portals?
  4. About the progress hat...
  5. Thanks, bye!
1

Dunstan: Sorry friend, but I can't do anything with that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me of the finding of Koschei
  3. Tell me of the lands to the North
  4. Tell me of the outerlanders
  5. Don't tell me anything
1

Player: Nothing, but I have a feeling you're about to fill me in.

1

Andros Mai: Vet'ion was a devout follower of the heretical god Zamorak. It is the will of my order and my duty as a follower of the true god Saradomin to end his tyranny.

1

Andros Mai: After many years in my order's libraries, I stumbled upon an old tome which mentioned Vet'ion's final resting place, which I believe to be his source of power.

1

Andros Mai: His very existence is an insult to my lord Saradomin and I will not suffer it to exist any longer.

1

Player: It's okay, sometimes I pretend to be busy when there's something I don't want to do, too.

1

Player: Your pub looks a bit rough.

1

Player: What brings you to this place? I can't imagine anyone coming here by choice.

1

Derse Venator: I'm not surprised, you'd do well to avoid him. Callisto is a great bear, his strength and size enhanced by the corruption of the Wilderness.

1

Derse Venator: He left our family home in Hosidius to hunt it down and...

1
  1. Corrupt your uncharged Blade of Saeldor?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Take the jester's top.
  3. Take the jester's boots.
1

Jeb: Yes, we can do that.

1

Sinco Doar: Yes, indeed. Well done, youngster, thanks for helping us.

1

Flaygian Screwte: Hello there. I'm afraid I'm quite busy at the moment. You should talk to Safalaan if you need something.

1

Aubury: Well, if you find someone who does want runes, please send them my way.

1

Ungadulu: Gujuo has been to see me. He told me that you have been given a sacred totem pole. It was constructed by one of my ancestors many moons ago. It is a noble prize Bwana, you have earned it. Look after it well.

1

King Lathas: With their help, you are to find my brother and kill him. Once that's done, return to me.

1

Fisherman Frodi: I don't like it when people cross there. It scares the fish. Please don't.

1

Gianne jnr.: Brave Brambickle is off exploring the Northern peaks of Trollweiss Mountain.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please.
  3. No thanks.
1

Oziach: Aye, 'tis a fair day, my mighty dragon-slaying friend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Tell me about Ali Morrisane.
  4. Tell me about this magic carpet fleet.
  5. I have some questions.
  6. No thanks.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you doing here?
  3. Is that your pet monkey nearby?
  4. Where did you get that hat?
1

Abigaila: I'm afraid I can't let you use my scrying ball now, dear. Clear out everything you're carrying, and make sure you're not sick or poisoned.

1

The Overseer: Bring me a spine, a claw and an axon from the Abyssal Sires, and I shall construct them into a mighty weapon for you. Yes, we shall both benefit from this.

1

Bonzo: Ok, I'll see you again.

1

Brian O'Richard: Hi again, what can I do for you?

1
  1. Roll the hoop snake forward?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. You can now enter Shilo Village.
  2. Yes, Ok, I'll go into the village!
  3. I think I'll see it some other time.
1

Vanstrom Klause: Hello there. The name's Vanstrom Klause. How goes it stranger?

1

Blanin: I know this sounds strange but Dron won't talk to anyone unless they know him well - he's a secretive guy.

1

Caroline: I'm good. Busy as always looking after Kent and Kennith but no complaints.

1

Player: It's okay. I'm a friend. I'm here to deliver some weapons to you.

1

Player: I'm %USERNAME%. Don't worry, I'm a friend. I was asked to bring you some weapons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Drop it regardless
  3. Keep hold
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes actually, can you help?
  3. Yes, but can you show me my PIN settings?
  4. Yes, but I'd like to collect items now.
  5. Yes thanks, and I'll keep hold of it too.
1

Gnome child: I'm 'e'! Hee hee! Do you get it?

1

Thessalia: There you go!

1

Player: Ah... I don't have one.

1

Edmond: The foresters keep a close eye on it, but there is a back way in.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. How am I meant to fight a demon who can destroy cities?
  3. Okay, where is he? I'll kill him for you!
  4. Wally doesn't sound like a very heroic name.
  5. What is the magical incantation?
  6. Okay, thanks. I'll do my best to stop the demon.
1

King Thoros: On behalf of everyone in Ardougne, I thank you for your help adventurer. I'm afraid I don't have time to talk, my predecessor has left me with a lot of work to do.

1

Monk: Only members of our order can go up there. You'll need to talk to Abbot Langley if you want to explore the monastery further.

1

Cat: Purr!

1

Bravek: Go away, I'm busy! I'm... Umm... In a meeting!

1

Clerk: He has asked not to be disturbed.

1

Bravek: I've heard of Elena, she has helped us a lot... Okay, I'll give you this warrant to enter the house.

1

Mourner: I'd stand away from there. That black cross means that house has been touched by the plague.

1

Elena: Go and see my father, I'll make sure he adequately rewards you. Now I'd better leave while I still can.

1

Bert: Aye, give me a minute cause I be rushed off me feet!

1

Player: Why are you called Dad?

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

1

Baba Yaga: Anyway, let me imbue this piece of glass for you.

1

Thorgel: Thanks, I've updated your list for you.

1

Competition Judge: Sorry, you may only use the targets for the competition, not for practicing.

1

Competition Judge: Hello there, would you like to take part in the archery competition? It only costs 200 coins to enter.

1

Competition Judge: Well done. Your score is: %NUMBER%. For that score you will receive %NUMBER% Archery tickets.

1

Ferox: Understandable, you'd have to be a brave woman to be carrying that much gold out here.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Are we nearly there yet?

1

Harold: I honestly don't know! I've looked everywhere. I've searched the castle and my room!

1

Player: Have you tried looking between here and the castle?

1

Player: You mean they smell?

1

Mage of Zamorak: Was there anything else you wanted?

1

Player: You're right, I don't!

1

Mage of Zamorak: I should be able to improve my stock of runes thanks to your assistance locating the essence site too, so feel free to stop by if you require any specific runes.

1

Jethick: They live in the small timbered building at the far north side of town. I've not seen her around here in a while, mind.

1

Mourner: Well you'd need to apply to the head mourner, or I suppose Bravek the city warder.

1

Mourner: I wouldn't get your hopes up though.

1

Player: ... you're welcome.

1

Dark mage: As long as this spell remains in effect, we have the capability to teleport into abyssal space at will.

1
  1. What do you want to take?
  2. Red boxing gloves
  3. Blue boxing gloves
  4. Wooden sword
  5. Wooden shield
  6. Pugel stick
1

Eira: I can get you an Elven dawn for 6 coins.

1

Ewesey: Are you a cook? I need more staff.

1

Rickety Door: Correct! Your account may only be used by you.

1

Player: Sorry, I'll come back another day.

1

Gujuo: And finally, you need to craft the totem pole out of the trunk. You'll need a very sharp, very tough axe to do all this. But once you have completed the totem pole,

1

Gujuo: You will need to use it to replace a totem pole that already exists, as they're all placed on sacred areas to my people.

1

Gnome child: He really does have exceptional co-ordination.

1

Player: Ok, let's see what you've got!

1

Tyras guard: I wish I could. Just to see my wife, but if we don't stop the evil here, it will be too late!

1

Player: I'd like to review my Iron Man mode.

1

Armour salesman: Indeed, cast your eyes on my wares, adventurer.

1

Sister Scarophia: Welcome to my little chapel. Can I help you?

1

Death: Nothing, really. Please leave when you are ready.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Khazard costs 800 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to Port Piscarilius.
  3. Travel to Land's End.
  4. Stay where you are.
1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
1

Trader Stan: We might dock at Mos Le'Harmless once in a while, as well, if you catch my meaning...

1

Dantaera: Do so with my blessing. I wish you good fortune, %USERNAME%. Go now, and save the beauty of the White Tree.

1

Dreven: No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.

1

Tyras guard: Sorry, can't stop to talk, you should go to General Hining.

1

Meiyerditch citizen: What? What's wrong?

1

Glough: You're becoming quite annoying traveller!

1

Frog: The frogs do not need your help right now.

1

Agility Boss: I will throw your stick as soon as you jump onto the first stone.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Please wait...
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1
  1. Set Iorwerth Camp teleport as your default teleport?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Why are you here?
  3. So whose sister are you?
  4. I'm fine, thanks.
1

Player: I can't go in there.

1

Sister Scarophia: So is there something I can do for you?

1

Lucien: I suppose you want your reward? I shall grant you much power!

1

Player: Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?

1

Player: Who was Glarial?

1

Gujuo: Strange spirits that our forefathers summoned for visions. They haunt the underworld and caves that exist in this area. Take not anything as it might first appear.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Yes, have you got anything for me?
  4. Can I choose a different-looking gravestone?
  5. Not just now, thanks.
1

Player: Huh? If I dreamt, I certainly don't remember anything. Wait a minute! I have to wear ALL the ceremonial gear AND be holding the staff.

1

Selene: Ok. Like what?

1
  1. Explorer's ring 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Ethereal Man: Give it time.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, teleport me to the Stronghold of Security.
  3. No thanks.
1

Player: I can still remember the lesson on the importance of knowing your own abilities and having confidence in them and yourself.

1

Player: I remember learning how important it is to know where you are and where you have been - your history. This helps you to plan out where you are going and to progress.

1

Almera: I do hope so, you can't be too careful these days.

1

Player: Thank y...

1

Turael: You're still hunting kalphite, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Player: I'll keep an eye out for her, thanks.

1

Sanfew: Well, we all make mistakes sometimes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please, I'd like to go to Brimhaven.
  3. No thanks.
1

Otto Godblessed: In that case, farewell.

1

Player: Actually, I'm not after your golden apples. I was wondering if I could have some golden wool; I need it to string a lyre.

1

Player: Hey, Jeb.

1

Fairy Nuff: Star Flowers only grow on the higher planes and even there they are extremely rare. You should be able to access some of the higher planes by using the fairy rings. Goraks also live on a different plane. They are

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. OK old monk, what can I do?
  3. How much reward are we talking?
  4. Not now old monk.
1

Askeladden: Nah, nah, nah... He just wears an eyepatch! Well, see ya around buddy!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests?
  3. Why will no-one talk to me?
  4. Why do you call me outerlander?
  5. Who are the Fremennik?
1

Old crone: Disgraceful! Deliver that amulet; a young lady's happiness depends upon it.

1

Manni the Reveller: Beat me in a drinking contest! Grab a keg of beer from that table near the bar, and come back here with it.

1

Fridgeir: Shhh! I'm waiting for the show!

1

Sloane: Excellent! Wear that cape with pride my friend.

1

Clerk: Sorry, I don't have time to talk. Bravek needs lots of help running the city.

1

Player: Siphon the ether into a Crystal bow please.

1

Lutwidge: It was I that discovered the creature, I pulled it from the Lum during a fishing trip of mine. As young and foolish as I was, I dropped it down a dried up well and went for help. However, upon my return, the creature

1

Observatory professor: To do this, you must use a sextant, a watch and a chart to find your own coordinates.

1

Observatory professor: I think Murphy, the owner of the fishing trawler moored south of Ardougne, might be able to spare you a sextant. Then the nearest Clock Tower is south of Ardougne - you could probably get a watch there. I've

1

Observatory professor: got plenty of charts myself, here have one.

1

Observatory assistant: Sure, how can I help you?

1

Surgeon General Tafani: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Boy: Thank you for getting my ball back!

1

Player: Somebody set up us the bomb!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Present offering.
  3. Goodbye.
1

Fairy: Have you heard? The Godfather has allowed orcs into Zanaris!

1

Player: Hello nurse.

1

Player: What? Is the plague getting to you?

1

Ferox: Tread carefully my friend.

1

Player: Right, gotcha. I'll do that then.

1

Player: Can you help me?

1

Player: That's awful, I'm sorry.

1

Carla: It would be easier to cope with if I could have spent his last few days with him.

1

Player: Why didn't you?

1

Carla: Two days later the mourners returned and told me he had died.

1

Player: Have there been many victims of the plague?

1

Player: You pick the paladin's pocket.

1

Dominic Onion: Well that's a long story...but I can tell you that it involved my parents, 3 blurberry specials, and a chinchompa.

1

Bernald: Yes, here you go - I hope they grow for you.

1

Parrot: She's blowing a storm, cap'n! *Brarrrrrk*

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Could you tell me about crystal singing?
  3. Could you sing a song for me?
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No, thank you. I'd just like to hear you sing.
1

Fairy Queen: find us in trying times, but please accept this magic lamp as a sign of our thanks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know what's south of here?
  3. Okay, thanks.
1

Old crone: I believe they grow wild in the Haunted Forest.

1

Player: Okay, I'll get to it.

1

Harpert: I'm starting to think I made a mistake coming here.

1

Waymottin: Someone has to keep an eye on Bunkwicket!

1

Player: Hello again sir.

1

Fossegrimen: That is a very small shark indeed, outerlander. Small, but worthy.

1

Player: Ungadulu is trapped in some magical flames!

1

Rantz: Dat's da shame thing dat is! No flapper hat for you den!

1

Player: How's the study going?

1

Drunken Ali: I'd tell you more, but my throat is drying up and my lips are dry. This desert climate is an inhospitable one. Get me another beer so that I can continue.

1

Player: This approach doesn't seem to be working, perhaps I should be more direct and try join one of the gangs.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. The Menaphites
  3. The bandits
  4. The Mayor
  5. Ali Morrisane's nephew
  6. The town
1

Koftik: This is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne.

1

Player: I'm looking for Ali.

1

Player: I've discovered that. Well he has an uncle called Ali Morrisane, a market vendor in Al Kharid and that's all I really know about him.

1
  1. Are you sure you want to leave?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1
  1. Trade 1 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 150 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Archaeological expert: Okay, give it to me and I'll have a look for you.

1

Player: I have the Yommi tree seeds.

1

Gujuo: That's great Bwana. Now you just need to germinate the seeds and then plant them in some fertile soil. I'm sure that Ungadulu has explained all this to you already.

1

Player: Good thank you. And yourself?

1

Player: Very well. I'll do my best.

1

Player: Yes, I'll take it.

1

Skippy: Prepare yourself!

1

Bouquet Mac Hyacinth: Pft, you should take time to enjoy the simple things.

1

Dark Mage: Your items interest me not, traveller.

1

Civilian: I don't have much in the way of money. I do have these!

1

Player: Ok then, you've got a deal.

1

Player: I can't pick this up with my bare hands! I'll need something to put it in. It looks and smells rather dangerous though, so it'll need to be something small and capable of containing dangerous chemicals.

1

Filliman Tarlock: Hello there, have you been blessed yet?

1

Lazim: I'm a mage of Zamorak, after all. What else do you expect?

1

Torfinn: I have some of your things, you should take them before we head to the fleet.

1

Bedabin Nomad Guard: Sorry, this is a private tent, no one is allowed in. Orders of Al Shabim...

1

Bedabin Nomad Guard: Sorry, but you can't use the tent without permission. Orders of Al Shabim.

1

Klarense: So, are you interested in buying the Lady Lumbridge? Now, I'll be straight with you: she's not quite seaworthy right now, but give her a bit of work and she'll be the nippiest ship this side of Port Khazard.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Player: Can you teach me the basics of smelting please?

1

Player: Sorry, I'm a bit busy.

1

Nulodion: You can't take these things unless you free up some space in your inventory. I suggest you visit a bank and then come back to talk to me.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Bartender: No, it hasn't been very busy lately.

1

Player: I haven't seen Monkey Minders here before...

1

Monkey minder: Yes, you wouldn't have. We have newly been posted here.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Oh, nothing - it was just a bad dream...

1

Player: I might just do that. See you around.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'm quite sure.
  3. No, I think I'll keep it.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you tell me about the Myreque?
  3. Remind me, what weapons do I need?
  4. Where can I find the Myreque?
  5. I'd better be off.
1

Baba Yaga: Yes.

1

Baba Yaga: It just has that certain ring to it, don't you think? Beeerteeee!

1
  1. Dwarven helmet
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: I don't want to attack the sheep. I need to make it move!

1

Player: Well... I know things about myself. I know I like hot chocolate!

1

Selene: I was meaning something a little deeper than that. We also like to see someone listen. You know how they say a wise man listens?

1

Player: I think they are very eager to listen, but they feel like you are keeping secrets from them.

1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Bleemadge wants a vegetable ball.

1

Tindel Marchant: Sorry my friend, but you don't seem to have any swords that need to be identified.

1

Player: Which universal mystery are you pondering today?

1

Blast Furnace Foreman: Well go get it then.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. No thanks.
  4. How can you afford to give such good deals?
1

Noterazzo: The general stores in Asgarnia and Misthalin are heavily taxed. It really makes it hard for them to run an effective business. For some reason taxmen don't visit my store.

1

Player: Directions to ... here actually, I had better keep them, until I complete Jimmy Dazzler's task.

1

Aubury: The Cape of Runecrafting has been upgraded with each talisman, allowing you to access all Runecrafting altars. Is there anything else I can help you with?

1

Gianne jnr.: Ambassador Ferrnook wants a worm batta.

1
  1. Sailing to Port Sarim costs 1,600 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Sirsal Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Sirsal Banker: This is a branch of the Bank of Gielinor. We have branches in many towns.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. Bye!
1

Father Aereck: Sorry, I only had the one quest.

1

Player: I haven't spoken with him yet.

1
  1. Your charm gets you a fee of 100 coins.
  2. Bedabin camp
  3. Pollnivneach
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Well... alright then, I think I'm just going to go and leave then.

1

Street urchin: Come back if you need any info about anything in the town.

1

Mourner: Back away citizen. Only mourners are allowed inside the headquarters.

1

Sinco Doar: your trowel, rock pick and specimen brush.

1

Player: I'll trade for it.

1

Player: Uh...no...no, nothing to see here. It was just the...er...wind! Yes, the wind.

1

Zul-Urgish: Human agreed to sacrifice himself to mighty Zulrah! We all most grateful.

1

Player: Hello again Lokar.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
1

Captain Ginea: Please go; there is confidential information in here, and you are not authorised to view it.

1

Eadgar: Here you go! Enjoy!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I use an Old School Bond to pay for anything else?
  3. How do I buy an Old School Bond to give or sell to another player?
  4. Previous options...
1

Remsai: I'm Remsai, a tree gnome. We live in this maze for our protection. Have a look around and enjoy.

1

Forester: Hey! You can't come through here! This is private land!

1

Vertida Sefalatis: Things are okay here. I'm worried about what Vanstrom might be up to though.

1

Player: Alright, have a nice walk.

1

Blurberry: I can see how that would make it hard to mix cocktails. I'll give you another one, but please try not lose any more.

1

Blurberry: I don't know what you have there but it's no Fruit Blast!

1

Player: How could you possibly know that?

1

Player: So you've plucked up the courage to come and confront that girl!

1

Sylas: Right, well, the second item is this. I know of a dwarf named Rupert the Beard who has a very fine dwarven helmet. I'd like you to see if you can obtain it for me.

1

Player: Ok, that seems simple enough. I'll get the helmet for you as well.

1

Sylas: Yes. Yes indeed! Indeed yes! And I'm very proud of it, too! It was an exceptionally lucky find, I must say!

1

Shipyard worker: No time to talk we've a fleet to build!

1

Player: I have the ring!

1

Woodsman tutor: Also, look out for birds' nests, you never know what our feathered friends have been collecting. Jewellery and Clue scrolls maybe?

1

Player: Oh really? What like?

1

Player: Sleeper Plague?

1

Fairy Queen: There is wisdom in what you say. I shall ponder your words before I act rashly. As for you, %USERNAME%, how can I reward you? You have done the fairy people a great favour that shall not be forgotten. I'm afraid you

1

Conwenna: To create crystal tools you also need the dragon equivalent and 180 crystal shards.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 26 x Mort myre fungus
  3. Something else...
1

Bob: No. But we should find whoever is responsible and slay them! With an axe!

1

Litara: Good bye, %USERNAME%.

1

Gujuo: Well done Bwana. With the blessings of the gods we will soon have our Totem Pole. Bwana, you now need to plant the seed in the fertile earth.

1

Player: Where is the fertile soil?

1

Gujuo: You should be able to find many places where the ground is fertile in the Kharazi Jungle. Planting the Yommi tree seeds in fertile soil gives it a good chance to grow.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to know more about security.
  3. Where can I find a bank?
  4. I don't need any help.
  5. Previous options...
1

Martha Rehnison: That's good to hear, she helped us a lot.

1

Ted Rehnison: Any luck finding Elena yet?

1

Player: That's right, to become a Fremennik.

1

Civilian: Trying to kill these mice! What I really need is a cat!

1

Achietties: Maybe go and find someone who knows a lot about fishing?

1

Manni the Reveller: Absholutely! (hic) You're one mighty drinker!

1

Player: No thanks, I'll take a look around out here.

1

Krystilia: Done. Thanks for the money.

1

Tyras guard: You cannot pass! These are the king's quarters. No one enters without invitation.

1

Player: Strength please!

1

Lucien: I need the Staff of Armadyl. It's in the Temple of Ikov, near Hemenster, north east of here.

1

Herman Caranos: Ah, %USERNAME%. I was wondering where you'd got to.

1

Shop keeper: Take a look.

1

Monkey: Aghhh. You're a rubbish human, get monkey a banana now.

1

Timble: Aluft Gianne jnr. is in charge - he'll be able to help you.

1

Timble: Have a nice day.

1

Player: How does it feel to be back home?

1

Player: Glad to see you enjoying yourself... I guess.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I protect my items in Deadman mode?
  3. How can I protect my stats in Deadman mode?
  4. What are safe zones in Deadman mode?
  5. Previous options...
1

Observatory assistant: Well done. Remember that you'll need three in total.

1

Observatory professor: Wonderful. You must be very proud to have it.

1

Observatory professor: but the stars may hold a secret for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd like to access my bank account, please.
  3. I'd like to check my PIN settings.
  4. I'd like to collect items, please.
  5. Don't mind me.
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's with all the shields?
  3. Who are you?
  4. May I have a resource flyer?
  5. Bye!
1

Player: Very sensible! Did you make these youself?

1

Player: Not bad I suppose.

1

Holgart: Just smell that sea air... beautiful.

1

Aluft Gianne snr.: Ok, be as quick as you can.

1

Holgart: If you make me some swamp paste I'll give you a ride in my boat.

1
  1. Farseer helm
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Filliman Tarlock: Sure, but please look after this one.

1

Player: Clearly. I'll let you two lovebirds carry on, then.

1

Player: Hello Caroline.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about Kharrim.
  3. Ask for more ghostly robes.
1

Gujuo: I am at a loss as well Bwana. At this time Ungadulu is the only one who might know of a solution for this puzzle and at this time, he is part of that same puzzle.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Hello again to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. How goes the hunt?

1

Master fisher: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Mysterious ghost: You have ascertained the truth in my words...

1

Player: Forget it, you don't have anything I need.

1

Player: Nothing at the moment thanks.

1

Mayor Hobb: Then please feel free to stay in our village a while longer. Farewell.

1

Savant: I could have been but I doubt it. Hmm, I'll continue to analyse the results and see what I can come up with.

1

Player: Maybe, but nothing beats a home cooked pie!

1

Armour salesman: I am a supplier of leather armours and accessories. Ask and I will tell you what I know.

1

Player: Maybe, are they any good?

1

Player: It's closed tight.

1

Col. O'Niall: If I was a Black Knight, do you really think I'd be just sitting here?

1

Meiyerditch miner: We're miners, perhaps that might give you a clue! We're forced to mine for those stinking vyres. Once we've filled the cart, they sometimes let us go back to Meiyerditch, but then we get tithed. Don't know if I

1

Marten: It's not 'ard mate, you just gotta chop that tree o'er there down.

1

King Narnode Shareen: Glough's scared the whole town, he expects the humans to attack any day. He's even begun to recruit hundreds of gnome soldiers.

1

Player: I wouldn't waste my breath.

1
  1. Barrelchest anchor
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Slave: Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them!

1

Gwyn: Looking for a new pick? I've got the best you'll find around these parts!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I train my prayer?
  3. No, thank you.
1

Ingrid Hradson: Outlander, I have work to be getting on with... Please stop bothering me.

1

My Arm: Clever human. Off you go now.

1

Holoy: Oh, hello.

1

Lector Gura: No, I mean... Nevermind.

1

Player: I don't really have ti-

1

Weird Old Man: No thanks, I don't want any.

1

Fairy Fixit: Pssst! Human! I've got something for you.

1

Harpert: It can't be that hard can it?

1

Drunken Ali: Get this old man another drink so that he may wet his lips and continue.

1

Drezel: That's fantastic, well done!

1

Ali the Operator: Say no more. I too am looking for him. The little tyke robbed me too, if we work together perhaps we can catch him and teach him a lesson.

1

Player: Baxtorian.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
1

Villager: I'm busy right now.

1

Gnome: Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy!

1

Harpert: I guess this will be my last day of blood tithes, one way or another.

1

Ivan Strom: Right, if you're prepared to just desert me, I'm going back to the base!

1

Player: I think I've still got one of Alrena's gas masks in my bank.

1

Fossegrimen: You do not have a lyre with you that I can enchant. It must have been strung, but it cannot bear any existing enchantment.

1

Captain Errdo: Call it 'creative landing'.

1

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! You'd better pick up your follower before you come down here and ride the minecart.

1

Player: What can I say, you live and learn.

1

Wormbrain: Fank you very much! Now me can bribe da guards, hehehe.

1

Player: I was just wanting to buy a cocktail ingredient actually.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. A lemon
  3. An orange.
  4. A cocktail shaker.
  5. Nothing thanks.
1

Player: No I've really had it with you, now scat!

1

Selena: You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.

1

Ted Rehnison: That's good to hear, she helped us a lot.

1

Rimae Sirsalis: It may be a bit beyond you, but although magic comes from within, we are all very strongly linked to the moon and the effects it has on us cannot be denied!

1

Player: No, I don't have any on me. Where can I get them from?

1

Rimae Sirsalis: Just kill some of the Suqah monsters dotted around the outskirts of this island.

1

Gnome Waiter: That's your choice sir, enjoy your stay.

1

Swensen the Navigator: Absolutely! You will be an asset to the clan!

1

Kaqemeex: It has been a pleasure to watch you grow as a herbalist. I am privileged to have been instrumental in your learning, but I must ask for a donation of 99,000 coins to cover the expense of the cape.

1

Player: No, I've never been there in my life and CERTAINLY didn't steal anything when I was!

1

Player: Nearly got it.

1

Rasolo: Are you sure? I don't have it anymore...

1

Tyras guard: Huh, fair enough.

1

Player: I'll find a use for it!

1

Mourner: What? How will that help? What kind of doctor are you?

1

Player: Erm... I'm new, I just started.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'd love to come!
  3. Tell me more about Great Kourend.
  4. I'm good thanks.
1

Philipe Carnillean: I want my mommy.

1

Examiner: Really? Look in your backpack and make sure first.

1

Osten: Sorry, you don't appear to have enough Marks of Grace. I charge 15 for my services.

1

Player: Hey, don't think you can talk to me like that!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Did you say you needed more goutweed?
  3. Have you any more work for me, to help reclaim the circle?
  4. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
1

Player: Well, it was fun. Let's do it again sometime.

1

Player: I'd better talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else I can do.

1
  1. Continue?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Old crone: Never mind; we've reunited a happy family of farmers; that's enough for me.

1

Nature Spirit: Alright, my friend. Return to me when you have all that is required. I shall be waiting.

1

Bjorn: Yoo shuwdn't be warking 'round alown whyle exshiled!

1

Farmer: Do you know how much that will cost us? This is an outrage!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I go onto the barge?
  3. Let's go to Fossil Island!
  4. No, thanks.
1

Hudo: Great stuff.

1

Archaeologist: Well, while he was screaming and waving his sword around, I stood behind a nearby stalactite, then shot him with my shortbow.

1

Player: So it's like keeping a pet then?

1

Player: Erm... I'll leave you to it then.

1

Klarense: No, not really. Port Sarim's shipbuilders aren't very efficient so it could be quite a while.

1

Gujuo: Sorry Bwana, but I shouldn't be talking to you.

1

Fairy: I can't believe that there are orcs in Zanaris.

1

Player: Suddenly it all makes sense...

1

Player: I'll not have anything then.

1

Mori: I... Thank you for the offer. You can't help though. She's gone.

1

Player: I was wondering if I could have another batch of poison?

1

Gallow: Now, can I help you with anything else?

1

Ali The barman: Well, I'm called Ali and from here. Do you want me?

1

Ali the Hag: Well if that's the case, no! I have better things to be doing than continiously brewing poison for people who have no use for it.

1

Kitten: Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.

1

Player: You fail to pick the Bandit's pocket.

1

Erdan: The Sect of Uhld, the founders of this here guild. I may not have gained entrance to this guild in the usual fashion, but I'd expect that they'd at least inform new members of this guilds history.

1

Player: Perhaps they expected you, a descendant of Uhld, to fill me in on the matter.

1

Erdan: And so the rune temples that man had created were under threat, all were destroyed and thus forgotten, but the wrath that these Gunnites embraced rippled through the pocket dimensions and a new altar of power was

1

Player: The wrath altar?

1

Player: Thanks for the history lesson, Erdan.

1

Player: Good to hear, all the best.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, please!
  3. No, I'm okay for swords right now.
1

Mekritus A'hara: The vyrewatch are getting more ferocious by the day. You're doing well if you can get from one side of Meiyerditch to the other without getting attacked!

1

Guard: Don't press your luck, outerlander.

1

Player: Where can I get insulated armour from?

1

Alrena: Oh, hello there.

1

Player: I will. Goodbye.

1

Dark Mage: Traveller, I have no idea what you are talking about. If you want my help with staves, perhaps you should show me one.

1

Mourner: Hmmm, how did you get over here? You're not one of this rabble. Ah well, you'll have to stay. Can't risk you going back now.

1

Mourner: Can't risk you being a carrier. That protective clothing you have isn't regulation issue. It won't meet safety standards.

1

Player: Hey ya.

1

Ali The barman: I admit it appears so, seeing as everybody and every other establishment in this town has the name 'Ali' in it.

1

Player: Err yes I get your point. I quite like the name.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I keep my account secure?
  3. Can I have a Security book?
  4. Don't I know you from somewhere?
  5. No, thank you.
1

Vannaka: You're still hunting rockslugs; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Aluft Gianne snr.: That looks identical to the toad batta I cooked not five minutes ago. You'll have to prove to me that you can make one yourself if you want my recommendation.

1

Dark mage: Well, if my concentration is broken while keeping this gate open, then, if we are lucky, everyone within a one mile radius will either have their heads explode, or will be consumed internally by the creatures of the Abyss.

1

Dark mage: If we are unlucky, then the entire universe will begin to fold in upon itself, and all reality as we know it will be annihilated in a single stroke.

1

Player: You probably deserve it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I could be, yes.
  3. No, I'll pass on that.
1

Mourner: We also do our best to ease these people's suffering. We're nicknamed mourners because we spend a lot of time at plague victim funerals, no one else is allowed to risk attending.

1

Mourner: It's a demanding job, and we get little thanks from the people here.

1

Ali the dyer: How observant of you.

1

Woman: Oh I'm not one to cause a fuss.

1

Gianne jnr.: Burkor wants some spicy crunchies

1

Seth Groats: M'arnin'....going to milk me cowsies!

1

Gianne jnr.: Penwie wants a Blurberry special.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm afraid I've lost the batta tin you gave to me.
  3. I've not finished yet.
1

Hunting expert: Sorry, but only those who've completed the hard set of the Western Provinces tasks may enter my private hunting ground.

1

Martha Rehnison: I wish you luck, she did a lot for us.

1

Lesser Fanatic: It's a diary that helps you keep track of particular achievements. In the Wilderness it can help you discover some quite useful things. Eventually, with enough exploration, the inhabitants will reward you.

1

Player: There's nothing I can do, it's fatal.

1

Player: That's life for you.

1

Mourner: Wait a minute, where's your equipment?

1

Player: I don't have enough coins on me.

1
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Brother Kojo: Oh hello there traveller. You've done a grand job with the clock. It's just like new.

1

Player: Sorry doc, that's too much.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where should I look for Filliman Tarlock again?
  3. Explain to me what a Ghast is again.
  4. What's the story with Mort Myre?
  5. What's the story with Filliman Tarlock?
  6. Ok, thanks.
1

Barfy Bill: No Callouses! No Splinters! No camp fires littering the trail behind you.

1

Death: Hello mortal. If you're looking for something you lost when you died, I'm afraid I don't cater to Ultimate Iron Men. Your items would have fallen on the ground where you died.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know anything about the Myreque?
  3. Can you tell me about the Sanguinesti region?
  4. What do you know about the vampyres?
  5. What do you know about Drakan?
  6. I need to get going.
1

Player: Ungadulu mumbled something about 'pure' water?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
1

Armour salesman: Very good, adventurer.

1

Player: May I have a resource flyer?

1

Shield master: Of course! The more you know, the better!

1

Tribal Weapon Salesman: That is a good thing.

1

Leatherworker: Is there anything else I can help you with?

1

Leatherworker: You may be bored now, but an arrow in the backside will soon fix that!

1

Tower Advisor: Looks like you're very skilled, so I advise you to practice on the west tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you.

1

Brother Kojo: You can have this one! It's the display model.

1

Observatory assistant: The professor? He's up in the Observatory. Since the bridge was ruined, you will have to travel through the dungeon under the goblins' settlement.

1

Fossegrimen: Farewell then.

1

Shipyard worker: Well it's hard work, but the pay is good.

1

Carla: I'm okay. The loss of my son is something that I'll never be over. At least no one else has to suffer at the hands of those mourners though.

1

Bravek: Hello there. Can't stop to talk I'm afraid, I've been left with a lot of work to do thanks to those mourners.

1

Perdu: There, I've repaired your Imbued Zamorak cape for 75,000 coins.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 25 x Mort myre fungus
  3. Something else...
1

Brother Maledict: The blessings of Saradomin be with you child.

1

Player: I might just do that, thanks.

1

Player: You know, that seems like less and less of a good idea.

1

Player: Oh... I suppose that's good...

1

Player: Ermm... So you don't want to tell me then?

1

Turael: You're still hunting dwarves, you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Meiyerditch miner: We're mining for daeyalt. Don't rightly know what it does - we don't ask too many questions - but I've been doing it since I was a kid. The carts keep getting filled, and they keep going along the tracks. Goes to some

1

Meiyerditch miner: Not myself, like, but other people I know of have seen it and they wouldn't lie!

1
  1. Fremennik sea boots 1: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1

Malak: Away from me, dog. I have business to discuss with the barkeep.

1

Ulsquire Shauncy: You've already used the permanent serum on me, you don't need to use that any more.

1

Civilian: Yes, but what can you do? It's not like there's many cats around here!

1

Darren: from everyone else. They're very useful when out in the wilderness with friends or anyone else you don't want to harm.

1

Player: Good luck!

1

Barfy Bill: My name is Ex Sea Captain Barfy Bill.

1

Player: Ex sea captain?

1

Bardur: All the best, exile.

1
  1. Squeeze through incredibly tight crevice?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No thanks.
1

Archaeological expert: It looks like the wearer of this fought a mighty battle.

1

Player: ... nice.

1

Herman Caranos: You seem fairly tough, but you're still not what I'm looking for.

1

Gnome trainer: I'm amazed by how much humans chat. The sign over there says training area, not pointless conversation area.

1

Player: I don't know, Varrock palace is impressive.

1

Player: Are you threatening me?

1

Archaeologist: Hey, sure thing kid! Well, this one time I found this spooky old temple in the middle of the jungle.

1

Player: I don't think I need anything from here. I already have a medical gown in my bank.

1

Player: I know, but what are you going to do?

1
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Where is your chieftain?
  3. What Jarvald is doing.
  4. Nothing
1

Alrena: Not a problem. I still have enough materials to make another. Here you go.

1

Estate agent: I'm afraid you don't have a high enough Construction level to move there. You need to have level 30.

1

Gnome banker: We will look after your items and money for you. Leave your valuables with us if you want to keep them safe.

1

Lev: If I were as ugly as you I would not dare to show my face in public!

1

Radimus Erkle: That's nice. Excuse me now, I have other matters to attend to. Please feel free to explore the rest of the building.

1

Archaeological expert: I can't do much with these nuggets yet. Come back when you have 3 and I will exchange them for you.

1

Ellis: Er... Thanks, but no thanks!

1

Poison Salesman: I hear you're pretty smart to have solved the Sinclair Murder!

1

Tamble: Have a nice day.

1

Tarquin: How should I know? I would not consort with such a base fellow!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
  3. Where do you get your Bloody Bracers from?
  4. What can you tell me about this town?
  5. Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
1

Captain Bentley: Make sure you are ready for departure, I will be issuing orders to set sail shortly.

1

Moldof: Kingdom? Etceteria is ruled by a Queen and we don't approve of you.

1

Player: I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard! By Lokar! Ask him!

1

Player: Thanks; I'll talk to her.

1

Player: I didn't want that key anyway.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you know about the vampyres?
  3. What do you know about Drakan?
  4. I need to get going.
  5. Previous options...
1

Gnome woman: So we're both learning.

1

Garth: Yep, that's where we are at the moment. The region is split into two cities, Meiyerditch in the south and Darkmeyer in the north.

1

Gnome trainer: This, my friend, is where we train. Here we improve our agility. It's an essential skill.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Is there any other way into the mines?
  3. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
  4. I must be going now.
1

Player: Okay, OKAY!

1

Kathy Corkat: Oooh, you shouldn't tease a poor girl so! But I'll take you downstream if you like!

1

Ali The barman: Nothing much really, the same as you would expect of any border town on the edge of the desert.

1

Player: So can you tell me anything about those two gangs in the town?

1

Player: I see... is that it?

1

Herman Caranos: You seem fairly tough, but I don't think you know enough about diplomacy. I'd be sending you to beg a favour from a very important man.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Prev
  3. The trousers (complete!)
  4. The ring
  5. Exit
1

Miriel: Hello. How are you today?

1

Damwin: Fine, I'm sure someone else round here will know how to treat a woman...

1

Marten: One of those beauties can take you up further in the Wilderness. Beautiful place that.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get more water for the Yommi tree?
  3. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  4. I searched the catacombs thoroughly but found nothing else.
  5. If I went in search of the source, could you help me?
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
1

Jeb: Business here is complete. Do you wish to return to the dry land?

1

Gnome woman: Happiness is inward and not outward. So it does not depend on what we have but on what we are!

1

Fairy: Have you seen Fairy Cake? She went to talk to the Godfather and I haven't seen her since.

1

Holoy: Well, firstly you'll need to chop yourself some wood, then use a knife on the wood to whittle out a nice crossbow stock like these here.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What about magic logs?
  3. Thanks for telling me. Bye!
1

Holoy: anything to do with it!

1

Player: Kind of.

1

Sir Renitee: Guthix, god of balance! I'm a Saradominist myself, you know, but we all find meaning in our own way, what?

1

Trader Crewmember: We run ships from Port Phasmatys over to Port Tyras, stopping at Port Sarim, Catherby, Brimhaven, Musa Point, the Shipyard and Port Khazard.

1

Kent: Play it down if you will. It was a truly brave thing you did.

1

Kent: You too, %USERNAME%. Goodbye.

1
  1. Sailing to Prifddinas costs 1,725 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Sigli the Huntsman: To defeat the Draugen you will need a special item; I have one to give you but it seems as though your inventory is too full to accept it.

1

Gujuo: Yes Bwana, perhaps we will become friends sometime in the future... But not today... Ungadulu has problably lost his mind anyway... It is most likely a lost cause...

1

Archaeologist: Well, head south to that bandit camp. I bet if there's anything out here, they'll know about it.

1

Player: Whatever... No wonder all you loonies live out here in the desert by yourselves.

1

Jack: Suit yourself.

1

Lord Iorwerth: Ahh %USERNAME%, good day. Sorry, can't stop to talk. So much to do, so little time.

1

Player: I haven't found one yet.

1

Rasolo: Well, his lair is very close to here. I suggest you look around for it.

1

Player: You don't say?

1

Player: No thanks, I think I have a fair idea of what is going on in the town now.

1

Gnome trainer: This is training soldier. If you want fun go make some cocktails.

1

Player: You have no chance to survive make your time.

1

Al Shabim: I've already explained that he doesn't exist. Now, can we move on?

1

Drezel: Many thanks to you brother!

1

Ned: Ah, well. Let me know when you do. The place to look would be Port Sarim.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me about securing my email.
  3. Tell me about the authenticator.
  4. Tell me about securing my bank.
  5. No, thank you.
1

Lovada: Yes, yes, I'm on my way, give my old bones a chance! I'll be there shortly.

1

Bobawu: So far you've completed 1 lap, don't stop now!

1

Jungle forester: It's a great map, thanks for letting me take a copy! It has helped me out a number of times now.

1

Player: Best not to try then.

1

Player: Yes, Okay.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
  3. 99 coins? That's ridiculous!
  4. Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
1

Klarense: She's pretty badly damaged, though...

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Ninto wants a Blurberry special.

1

Oneiromancer: Lunar Isle - why don't you go have a look around town.

1

Fossegrimen: Do not summon me for idle conversation! Come back when you have an offering.

1

Gianne jnr.: Lieutenant Schepbur wants a fruit blast.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Tell me of the finding of Koschei
  3. Tell me of the lands to the North
  4. Don't tell me anything
1

Player: You don't say!

1

Player: Yeah, well, just unlucky I guess.

1

Gujuo: I understand Bwana, it would be a waste of a perfectly good life. We will try to defeat the evil spirits in other ways. But I am not sure how we will do that.

1

Elena: You must go and see King Lathas immediately!

1

Player: Nothing much - What are you doing here? It doesn't seem like there's much to do out here in the desert!

1

Radimus Erkle: It's very nice, Sir, but we also need something special to display in the Legends Guild.

1

Tracker gnome 3: I can't talk now. Can't you see we're trying to win a battle here?

1

Head Mourner: I hear rumours she has probably caught the plague now. Very tragic, a stupid waste of life.

1

Player: Goodbye, trader.

1

Nieve: You're currently assigned to kill hellhounds; only %NUMBER% more to go. Your reward point tally is %NUMBER_COMMA%.

1

Player: Don't I know you from somewhere?

1

Player: Can I have a Security book?

1

Account security tutor: Use it well.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I keep my account secure?
  3. Tell me about the Stronghold of Security.
  4. Don't I know you from somewhere?
  5. No, thank you.
1

Drunken Ali: What you looking at.

1

Lanzig: I am afraid not outerlander. Goodbye.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you want to trade?
  3. Hello, shorty.
  4. Why don't you ever restock ores and bars?
1

Vestri: Well don't give up! Maybe old Jack can give you a few tips.

1

Eblis: I have nothing to say to you, false prophet!

1

Larry: I'm too tired to teleport again. You'll have to use the boat in Rellekka.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. One Bloody Bracer please.
  3. I'm not thirsty.
1

Roy: Then for now, our business is at an end.

1

Observatory assistant: Stop! You can't confuse me with big words. Just pray the professor doesn't notice.

1

Freaky Forester: Goodbye.

1

Player: I've found the caves, but I don't know what to do.

1

Bandit: So you're the one who freed Azzanadra from his prison? Thank you, kind lady!

1

Account security tutor: Come back any time you need any more information on account security.

1

Witchaven villager: What is happening to the people in this town?

1

Player: Wha...

1

Witchaven villager: I'm sorry, I'm too afraid to speak right now. Goodbye

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enchant 1 vial
  3. Enchant 4 vials
  4. Enchant 7 vials
1

Archaeologist: You don't recognise me??? I am the world famous Asgarnia Smith, Archaeologist extraordinaire!

1

Gianne jnr.: G.L.O Caranock wants a pineapple punch.

1

Player: Ok I lied, I don't support Saradomin. I'm only here for dastardly evil purposes.

1

Tarquin: My name is Tarquin Marjoribanks.

1

Golrie: What are you doing down here? Leave before you get yourself into trouble.

1

Barman: 20 coins please.

1

Ghost guard: You need to go to the Temple and earn some. Talk to the disciples - they will tell you how.

1

Barbarian guard: That's a proper barbarian spirit, that is.

1

Captain Ginea: We believe the meeting will start in about 2 minutes.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you know anything more about the caves?
  3. Who is Viyeldi?
  4. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
1

Claus the chef: Glad to hear it.

1

Woman: That's what you all say!

1

Ali the Mayor: I'm more than a little busy at the moment, I'm sure there are plenty of people in town who could help you.

1

Zanik: We would never do that! We don't tunnel upwards and we're very careful not to damage human cellars.

1

Player: What's a Waka?

1

Sanfew: Well, not right now I don't think young 'un. In fact, I need to make some more preparations myself for the ritual. Rest assured, if I need any more help I will ask you again.

1

Kaqemeex: Most certainly, but I must ask for a donation of 99,000 coins to cover the expense of the cape.

1

Drunken Ali: Did you hear the one where the camel walks into the bar and orders a pint? The barman asks 'Why the long face!'.

1

Gianne jnr.: Captain Daerkin wants some choc chip crunchies.

1

Player: Err, right.

1

Player: Okay, forget it.

1

Pipistrelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Gnome woman: Well if you're looking for a good night out: Blurberry's cocktail bar is great!

1

Thora the Barkeep: Begone exile, before I call the Fremennik guards!

1

Estate agent: I'm afraid you don't have a high enough Construction level to move there. You need to have level 10.

1

Player: Well I'll be sure to ask if I'm in need of some muscle.

1

Caninelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1

Jarvald: As you wish. Come and see me when your bloodlust needs sating.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
1

Spirit tree: None of my brethren are in your house.

1

Player: Actually, I think I'll leave it for now.

1
  1. Sailing to Karamja Shipyard costs 50 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Unfortunately I don't have space to carry it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've heard you druids might be able to teach me herblore.
  3. Actually, I don't need to speak to you.
1

Player: So... I've heard you druids might be able to teach me herblore...

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can I buy life insurance, please?
  3. Tell me about yourself.
  4. Why do you sell life insurance in a graveyard?
  5. Can I ever get a refund on this insurance?
  6. Goodbye.
1

Player: Honestly, people these days just don't know how to behave!

1

Drezel: Many thanks to you sister!

1

Hellcat: I'm feeling a bit like one of those dog things, all fat and slow. I'd love to do some rat catching.

1

Gianne jnr.: Gnormadium Avlafrim wants a toad batta.

1

Digsite workman: Oi! No boots! No leather boots: no digging!

1

Player: Okay Grumpy, I'm off then.

1

Gianne jnr.: Garkor wants a chocolate bomb.

1

Haskell: Begone exile, before I call the Fremennik guards!

1

Gunthor the brave: Grrr!

1

Civilian: Hah! that little thing won't catch any mice. I need a fully grown cat.

1

Elkoy: Please return with our orb soon.

1

Yadviga: A very miserable day, altogether... enjoy it while it lasts.

1

Hunding: And you look like an arrogant fool. And you smell like a raccoon's bottom.

1

Villager: No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. If you want to do some trading, there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though.

1

Sigli the Huntsman: Hmmm. Laziness is not a trait that I admire. I suggest you go and do so if you wish me to vouchsafe for you to our council of elders.

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go, happy doing business with you!

1

Murky Pat: That she is lass, that she is.

1

Drezel: That's fine, I'm sure someone else will be along shortly who can. Now, if you will excuse me, I do have some things to be getting on with.

1

Gianne jnr.: Wingstone wants a chocolate bomb.

1

Lord Shiro Shayzien: Can't talk right now citizen. I'm very busy.

1

Bedabin Nomad Fighter: Hello Effendi! How can I help you?

1

Archaeologist: What? But you've been gone ages!

1

Sigurd: You could make a Dugout canoe with your woodcutting skill, but I don't see why you would want to.

1

Slave: Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out!

1

Zealot: Let not your faith in Saradomin falter, for all else is insignificant.

1

Player: No... not since I was young.

1

Player: Do you have any news?

1

Kruk: Ah Ah! Ook. Ook Ah Ook! Ook Ook!

1

Witchaven villager: What? Oh. Right. Yes.

1
  1. Sailing to Catherby costs 3,200 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Bartender: A bad attack of sand? I think you're on the wrong track, mister so-called archaeologist.

1

Omart: Hello adventurer. I'm afraid it's too risky to use the ladder again. You'll have to find another way into the city.

1

Tommy 2-times: Well, good luck with that. I'm very uneasy knowing that there's a jinx on board.

1

Blanin: Good day to you sir.

1

Manni the Reveller: He is standing just over there. He will speak for the tribe.

1

Woman: The mourners are gone but things are still awful here. The new king has a lot of work to do if he ever wants to see this place flourish.

1

Polmafi Ferdygris: Hello there. Here to help the cause are you? Speak to Veliaf. He'll sort you out.

1

Man: Not great. The mourners might be gone but this city is still a long way from bring a nice place to live again.

1

Player: 'Bye.

1

Priest: A knight wouldn't be telling me this, they're not allowed in West Ardougne. I don't know who you really are, but you should leave.

1

Hari: A log will take you one stop along the river. But you won't be able to travel into the Wilderness on it.

1

Tarquin: What possible reason would you have for cluttering up my river with your inferior water craft!

1

Seaman Thresnor: No I need to stay alive, I have a wife and family to support.

1

Donie: Not just a pretty face eh? Ha ha ha.

1

Gnome child: He had a real foot!

1

Player: If only I had something that could keep my hands cold!

1

Jarvald: He resides in our longhall; it is the large building over there, you should speak to him for he speaks for us all.

1

Witchaven villager: Sunlight...

1

Dunstan: Looks like you don't have enough money to afford it just now, come back when you do.

1

Edmond: But you've already got one! It's in your bank.

1

Sofiya: Have you no manners?

1

Player: That would be wise. I should be able to get one from Elena's mother.

1

Gadrin: Most certainly, and free of charge!

1

Examiner: Oh, no problem at all.

1

Probita: No, sorry, I don't do cats. I'm not a cat person.

1

Rohak: I don't need that!

1

Witchaven villager: We fooled you easily enough.

1

Fossegrimen: Many thanks for your offering. You still need to offer me 999 raw shark, 1000 raw manta ray, 1000 raw sea turtle and 1000 raw bass.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Kharyrll
  3. 2: Nowhere
  4. 3: Kourend Castle
  5. Cancel
1

Hari: Come and ask me when you have improved your skills as a woodcutter.

1

Player: Okay, I guess I've caught you at a bad time. Goodbye.

1

Nikita: Don't talk to me again if you value your life!

1

Witchaven villager: I'm sorry, I'm too angry to speak right now. Goodbye

1

Player: No thanks, I'm just having a look around.

1

Gianne jnr.: Hazelmere wants some choc chip crunchies.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I want to travel by magic carpet.
  3. Tell me about this magic carpet fleet.
  4. I have some questions.
  5. Thanks, I'm done here.
1

Ugthanki: Come over here, I'll bite your leg off!

1

Vasquen: Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!

1

Archaeologist: I'll see you again when you come crawling back, begging to be cut in on the deal.

1

Torfinn: I'm not meant to be talking to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I guess I can still take you to Ungael though if you want.

1

Rometti: Hmm... I did wonder.

1

Heckel Funch: Ahh well, all the best to you.

1

Caroline: That's a shame.

1

Guildmaster: I think you've already got a key somewhere.

1

Carnivus Belamorta: Okay...

1

Student: It's beautiful, but I couldn't accept another one.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Lunar Isle
  3. 2: Kharyrll
  4. 3: Falador
  5. Cancel
1

Georgy: Don't talk to me again if you value your life!

1

Holgart: Fair enough m'hearty.

1

Slave: You're welcome to have some with me of course...

1

Slave: Danger, everywhere danger! But not from man nor beast! This is the danger that is inside you.

1

Slave: Bring it out, nurture it, cherish it. Stroke it like you would stroke a wounded bird... then strangle it before it takes hold of your very being. Don't say I didn't warn you.

1

First mate 'Davey-boy': Try not to distract any of the crew either, Zamorak knows it's hard enough to get them to do any work around here without strangers wandering round the ship asking them inane questions.

1

Player: Thanks, that's all I wanted to know. See you around.

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Molch
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1

Ali The barman: Fine, suit yourself. There's no need to insult me.

1

Woman: Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it.

1

Joseph: If you catch anyone promise me you'll share.

1

Peer the Seer: Here is your prediction: You would be wise to train the skill Fletching today.

1

Lensa: I cannot speak to you outerlander! Talk to Brundt, the Chieftain!

1

Player: Okay, I'll do that then.

1

Haskell: Begone exile, you're no brother to me.

1

The monkey in your backpack...: Ook Ook! Ook Ah Uh! Ah Ah! Ah!

1

Gujuo: Walk past the covered pass and you'll find some rocks on slightly elevated ground. You'll find the caves there.

1

Bardur: Very well exile. Return to me when you have enough room.

1
  1. Which item would you like to make?
  2. Lunar Torso
  3. Lunar Trousers
  4. Lunar Gloves
  5. Please wait...
  6. Cancel
1

Man: The mourners are gone but things are still awful here. The new king has a lot of work to do if he ever wants to see this place flourish.

1

Kaqemeex: Some day when your mind achieves enlightenment you will see the true beauty of his power.

1

Player: I'll keep it in mind.

1

Mazchna: You're still hunting birds; you have %NUMBER% to go. Come back when you've finished your task.

1

Witchaven villager: Aye lass, it's not bad.

1

Caroline: Bye.

1

Commander Montai: I can't talk now. Can't you see we're trying to win a battle here? If we can't hold back Khazard's men we're all doomed.

1
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. Please wait...
1

Woman: I've not heard of her. Old Jethick knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her.

1
  1. Redirect which portal?
  2. 1: Waterbirth Island
  3. 2: Salve Graveyard
  4. 3: Varrock
  5. Cancel
1

Clivet: Useless. Take this and don't mess up this time. Lord Hazeel is depending on you.

1

Dr Ford: Hello. What brings you to my surgery today?

1

Player: Well, I'll see you again sometime maybe. Sorry I couldn't get you any treasure...

1

Archaeologist: Ah, don't sweat it kid. I'll be honest with ya - I'm already rich many times over, and its more the kicks of being a treasure hunter I do it for than the actual cash!

1

Marten: I can tell by lookin' at ya! You ain't a woodcutter, most you'd be able to do is sail to the next stop on a log.

1

Harold: I've run out of money!

1

Lalli: Hey human! You not go back on deal! Me know you stupid at trades but that stone mine now! All soup mine!

1

Fossegrimen: Many thanks for your offering. You still need to offer me 200 raw shark.

1

Panning guide: This is no good to me; I don't deal with finds.

1

Player: Interesting....

1

Lucien: I will be in my house, across the river south-east from Edgeville. It is next to the so-called Grand Exchange.

1
  1. Reward casket (easy)
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Ali The barman: Drunken Ali. Oh never mind it's a long story.

1

Kennith: Sure miss. Goodbye now.

1

Account security tutor: You already have one, maybe you should read that one instead.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Everything
  3. Timber beams (29)
  4. Limestone bricks (24)
  5. Swamp paste (155)
  6. Cancel
1

Next

Matthias: Greetings. Can I help you at all?

4810

Student: How's it going?

4493

Harold: Hi.

2703

Rimae Sirsalis: Welcome to the clothes store. How might I help you?

2678

Baba Yaga: Ah! %USERNAME%, I'm glad to see you've returned. How can I help?

2451

Player: Hey. How do I get out of here?

2013

Player: Can you help me with the Earth Sciences exams at all?

1844

Harold: What?

1802

Lalli: Bah! Puny humans always try steal Lallis' golden apples! You go away now!

1510

Harold: 'Ello matey!

1352

Bailey: What? Who are you? Come inside quickly!

1335

Cosmic Being: Salutations traveller! It is unusual for one of the creatures called 'humans' to visit this plane. How can I assist you?

1335

Selene: Greetings sweetie. How can I help?

1294

Ali The barman: Good day. Can I help you with anything?

1252

Troll child: -sniff- H-hello there.

1232

Caroline: Is there any chance you could help me?

1224

Zealot: State thy allegiance stranger.

1176

Ceril Carnillean: Blooming, thieving, weirdo cultists! Why don't they leave me alone? String 'em all up, that's what I say!

1143

Larrissa: Oh, thank Armadyl! I am in such a worry... please help me!

1140

Nulodion: Can I help you?

1132

Islwyn: You, you're the human that killed Tyras. Arianwyn told us about you.

1126

Kaqemeex: What brings you to our holy monument?

1118

Kaqemeex: I have word from Sanfew that you have been very helpful in assisting him with his preparations for the purification ritual. As promised I will now teach you the ancient arts of Herblore.

1079

Player: What's going on?

1055

Vertida Sefalatis: Myreque prevail! What can I do for you?

1040

Lokar Searunner: Don't talk to me outerlander! I don't have time for the likes of you!

1027

Anita: Oh hello, I've seen you with the King.

1020

Student: Oh, hi again. Did you bring me the opal?

1000

Meiyerditch miner: Oh, hello, you must be new here.

983

Student: What, you want more help?

979

Alry the Angler: What brings you to these parts, stranger?

940

Armod: Don't bother me!

935

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it?

877

Player: Is this your animal skull?

838

Player: Look what I found!

822

Gujuo: How goes your quest to release Ungadulu Bwana?

772

Troll child: Waaaaaaa!

771

Lalli: Your soup very tasty, human! But me still not want trade golden apples for your stone. Me think pet rock get jealous.

631

Mercenary: Hello. You don't look like the usual rabble around here. What's your story?

579

Hadley: Are you on holiday? If so you've come to the right place. I'm Hadley the tourist guide, anything you need to know just ask me. We have some of the most unspoilt wildlife and scenery in Gielinor.

553

Marten: Aye? Who's that, what do you want?

553

Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!

506

Veliaf Hurtz: You... I saw you come in. Harold didn't kill you though so I'm guessing you're no enemy. Who are you?

504

Archaeologist: So what did Terry Balando say about those etchings? Did he give you a translation for me?

479

Archaeologist: Howdy stranger. What brings you out to these parts?

448

Gujuo: I have visited Ungadulu in the caves, he is hard at work studying. He looks well! Have you grown the Yommi tree yet?

443

Dark mage: Quiet! You must not break my concentration!

437

Observatory assistant: Yes?

417

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana... Why do you make such strange sounds and disturb the peace of the jungle?

383

Elkoy: Hello, welcome to our maze. I'm Elkoy the tree gnome.

378

Archaeologist: Hmmm. Interesting. It seems to me like there's some kind of treasure hidden out in the desert.

321

Gujuo: Hello Bwana, I'm very pleased to see you again. Things seem much happier now in the Kharazi Jungle. I suspect that it is down to your good doings!

320

Khorvak, a dwarven engineer: Ooooh, heeellooo! Anyshing a bright dwarf like me can help you with?

312

Civilian: I'm a bit busy to talk right now, sorry.

274

Gujuo: Greetings Bwana, we saw your fight with the Demon from some distance away. My people are so pleased with your heroic efforts. Your strength and ability as a warrior are Legendary.

264

Ulizius: What... Oh, don't creep up on me like that... I thought you were a Ghast!

263

Civilian: Oh hello, I'm sorry, I'm a bit worn out.

258

Zealot: Hello again. I'm afraid I'm rather preoccupied. What was it you wanted?

238

Mysterious ghost: Hello back at you.

234

Kaqemeex: Hello again. How is the Herblore going?

216

Lalli: Ha! Stupid human! You no get any golden apples! Even though me much like stone soup!

214

Mysterious ghost: You can see me?

212

Player: Could I have a go with your bird?

210

Omart: Hello.

210

Account security tutor: Hey there adventurer. I am Gordon, the Account security tutor. I can help you with anything account security related, would you like to know anything?

210
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like you to bless my gold bowl.
  3. No thanks, I need help with something else.
209

Farmer Brumty: Hello adventurer. Be careful herding those sheep; I don't think they've wandered far, but if you touch them you risk getting infected.

203

Mysterious ghost: Hello stranger.

196
  1. Select an Option
  2. I was hoping to attract the attention of a native.
  3. Sorry, it was a mistake?
195

Mysterious ghost: Please... Leave me to my fate. I have been here so long that I scarce remember aught else...

194

Hari: Hello.

191

Mysterious ghost: Hello stranger. It is rare indeed that I meet one who can see my presence, let alone one who can understand my words.

191

Mysterious ghost: The endless tragedy of fate... Why must you torment me so?

188

Gujuo: How goes your quest to release Ungadulu?

186

Mysterious ghost: Mortal... Take heed of my example, and waste not your life, lest you may suffer the same fate as myself...

186

Mysterious ghost: Hello.

181

Digsite workman: Good day; what can I do for you?

181

Student: Excellent! I'm so happy. Let me now help you with your exams...

172

Amrod: Adventurer.

168

Student: I can't do anything unless I find my special cup.

166

Pauline Polaris: Ah, a stranger to our island. What brings you here?

154

Clivet: Oh no... not you again.

151

Baba Yaga: Ah! A visitor from a distant land! How can I help?

142
  1. Select an Option
  2. The water pool has dried up and I need more water.
  3. The Yommi tree died.
140

Elkoy: Hello, welcome to our village. I'm Elkoy the tree gnome.

139

Player: Okay then.

138

Sedridor: Hello again %USERNAME%. What can I do for you?

138

Student: Oh wow! You've found it! Thank you so much. I'll be glad to tell you what I know about the exam.

130

Fisherman: Welcome back brother %FREMENNIK_NAME%. It has been too long since last we spoke! The fish are really biting today!

130

Student: Well... Maybe I will if you help me with something.

129

Mourner: A doctor? At last! I don't know what I've eaten but I feel like I'm on death's door.

129

Hudo: Hello there traveller. Would you like some groceries? I have a large selection.

125

Miazrqa: Oh, hello.

122
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
120

Ethereal Mimic: Follow my lead!

116

Edmond: Ah hello. Thank you again for rescuing my daughter.

113

Kaqemeex: Hello again, adventurer. You will need to speak to my fellow druid Sanfew in the village south of here to continue in your quest.

106

Omart: Hello. Have you sorted that distraction yet?

106

Player: Hello.

104
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. I'm not sure what to do.
  4. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  5. Ungadulu called me a 'Vacu'
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
103

Barfy Bill: Oh! Hello there.

102

Priest: Peace be with you, friend.

101

Diana: Now then. Looking to buy some weaponry?

101
  1. Select an Option
  2. I found the source of the spring and I got the water.
  3. I killed the demon again.
  4. How do I make the totem pole?
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
99

Guard: What do you want - leave us be!

95

Archaeologist: Hello again. You find any signs of that treasure yet?

95

Child: I'm not allowed to speak with strangers.

92
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests I could do?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Could I have a go with your bird?
91

Wizard Distentor: What can I do for you?

90

Ulsquire Shauncy: Hello again! Many thanks for helping us to solve the riddle with the Shades, we can start to work now putting all those Shade spirits to rest and get a little bit of a reward to go along with it!

89

Man: Go away. People from the outside shut us in like animals. I have nothing to say to you.

86

Monkey minder: Hello, sir.

85

Player: What ales are you serving?

80

Ranging Guild Doorman: Greetings. If you are an experienced archer, you may want to visit the guild here...

78

Melana Moonlander: Hi. Welcome to the general store. How might I help you?

78

Heckel Funch: Good day to you my friend, a beautiful one at that. Would you like some groceries? I have all sorts. Alcohol also, if you're partial to a drink.

77

Priest: I wish there was more I could do for these people.

77

Player: Are you okay young one?

76

Civilian: Great, thanks for that!

76

Seaman Morris: Good day to you.

75

Tarquin: Hello old bean. Is there something I can help you with?

75

Fisherman: You are not part of our family...

74

Gujuo: Congratulations on releasing Ungadulu! My people are very pleased... How goes the growing of the Yommi tree?

73

Rohak: Hello again, youngster.

72
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Yes, pay 100,000 x Coins.
  3. No, don't pay.
71

Harold: *hic*

71

Gujuo: I have visited Ungadulu in the caves, he is hard at work studying. He looks well! How is your quest going Bwana?

62

Gujuo: Please accept this as a token of our appreciation.

60

Fisherman: Below the deep, deep blue she waits...

60

Holgart: Well hello good Sir, beautiful day isn't it.

59

Fisherman: Lost to us.. She is Lost to us...

59

Fisherman: Welcome back sister %FREMENNIK_NAME%. It has been too long since last we spoke! The fish are really biting today!

58

Player: How's the study going?

54

Islwyn: Good day. I hear you managed to retrieve the crystal seed.

54

Player: Kennith, I've made an opening in the wall. You can come out through there.

52
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is free, he was possessed by a demon and I killed it.
  3. I have the Yommi tree seeds.
  4. What do I do now?
52

Erodoeht: Clear off! Let me drink in peace!

52

Amelia: Hello. Do you need something?

50

Lahsram: Clear off! Let me drink in peace!

50

Player: Hi, I...

49
  1. Travel to the fleet?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
49

Jonathan: Hello, lovely day we're having.

49
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
47
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where are we?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. Do you have a spare pick?
  5. How do you get out of here?
  6. Okay, thanks.
46

Butler Jones: Hello, how are you today?

45

Mourner: Oh dear oh dear. I feel terrible, I think it was the stew.

44

Sil'as Dahcsnu: Can't you see that I'm busy here?

41

Clivet: What do you want adventurer?

41

Player: Hello Kennith, are you okay?

40

Shield master: Greetings adventurer.

38

Fisherman: Free of the deep blue we are...

38

Player: Holgart, something strange is going on here.

37

Player: Ook Ook!

37

Hadley: Well hello, come in, come in, my name's Hadley, I'm head of tourism here. There's some of the most unspoilt wildlife and scenery in Gielinor here. People come from miles around to fish in the clear lakes or to wander the

37

Philipe Carnillean: What have you brought me? I want some more toys!

37

Col. O'Niall: Ah hello, %USERNAME%. Good to see you.

37

Yenrab: Clear off! Let me drink in peace!

36

Nurse Sarah: Hello my dear, how are you feeling?

36

Fisherman: Must escape the blue.. Deep deep blue

35

Monkey minder: Hello, madam.

35
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where were you when you last had the combination?
  3. Would you like to gamble?
  4. Can I buy you a drink?
34

Player: Hello doctor. I need to acquire some protective clothing so that I can dispose of some diseased sheep.

34

Fisherman: Must find family...

33

Dark mage: There, I have repaired your pouches. Now leave me alone. I'm concentrating.

32
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
32
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. I'm in search of a quest.
  4. Did you build this?
32
  1. Select an Option
  2. I made the Totem pole, now what do I do with it?
  3. I found the source of the spring and I got the water.
  4. I killed the demon again.
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
32
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
31

Fisherman: Keep away human... Leave or face the deep blue...

31

Fidelio: H-hello. You l-look like a s-stranger to these p-parts. Would you l-like to buy something? I h-have some s- special offers at the m-minute...some s-sample bottles for s-storing s-snail slime.

31

Player: Hi!

30

Sigurd: Ha Ha! Hello!

29

Holgart: Well hello m'laddy, beautiful day isn't it.

29

Troll child: Thanks for rescuing my mum and dad!

29

Torfinn: I'm afraid I don't have anything for you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. If I did have any of your items, but you died before collecting them, they'll now be lost.

28

Player: Uh.... huh.

28

Player: Hello, what are you doing here, so far from home?

28

Turael: 'Ello, can I help you?

27
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got anything to trade?
  3. It's a very interesting house you have here.
  4. I was wondering if you could help me make Lunar Glass?
  5. I'm good, thanks, bye.
27

Hadley: I hope you're enjoying your stay, there should be lots of useful infomation in that book you've got. Make sure you give it a read.

27
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you sell me?
  3. You know the ceremonial clothes?
  4. It's a very interesting island you have here.
  5. I'm good thanks, bye.
26

Gnome trainer: This isn't a grannies' tea party, let's see some sweat human. Go! Go! Go!

26

Caninelle Draynar: Darling, who's this?

24
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hello - who are you?
  3. Check my account.
  4. Count for me.
  5. Where can I learn more?
23

Foreman: Hello. Do I know you? You seem remarkably familiar...

23

Butler Jones: Hello friend. I heard about your handiwork. Quite amusing really. I'm sure Hazeel will be pleased anyway; Keep up the good work!

23

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something.

21

Player: Alright, alright, calm down, calm down. All I said was 'hello'!

21

Mourner: Do you have a problem traveller?

21

Woman: Go away. People from the outside shut us in like animals. I have nothing to say to you.

21
  1. Which item would you like to make?
  2. Lunar Torso
  3. Lunar Trousers
  4. Lunar Gloves
  5. Lunar Boots
  6. Cancel
20
  1. Select an Option
  2. I follow the path of Saradomin.
  3. I serve only Zamorak.
  4. My beliefs are in accord with the teachings of Guthix.
  5. I have no particular allegiance.
20

Student: Thanks a lot for finding my special cup. See you again.

20

Clivet: You have a mission for us adventurer. Go to the Carnilliean household and poison their meal to prove your loyalty.

20

Eluned: Sorry, I can't stop to talk.

20

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to Ungael?

19

Ilfeen: Sorry, I don't have time to talk.

19

Hazeel Cultist: What? How did you get in here? Who are you and why do you come here? It doesn't matter, you will not live long enough to tell anyone of our hideout!

19
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me a bit about your people?
  3. I'm looking for a ring.
  4. I'm not going to talk to someone that calls me 'sweetie'!
18

Player: ...son...time bubble...culinaromancer...freeze...rockcakes!

18

Child: I'm not allowed to speak with Mourners.

18

Khazard warlord: You think you're so clever. You know nothing!

18
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  3. What's going on in town?
  4. I'm looking for Traitorous Ali.
  5. I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  6. The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
17

Player: Hello Kilron.

17
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu is trapped in some magical flames!
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. Ok thanks for your help.
17

Witchaven villager: We're going away to leave you now.

17

Islwyn: Leave me be, I have no time for humans.

17

Player: Did you get the kid back to shore?

16

Student: Hi. The opal looks magnificent. Thanks for everything you've done for me.

16

Jerico: The guards are distracted by the birds, you must go now, quickly traveller.

16

Guard: Greetings, traveller. Enjoy your time at the Ranging Guild.

16
  1. Assignment: %NUMBER% x %SLAYER_TARGET%
  2. Teleport
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
15

Player: Hi Mr Gianne.

15

Digsite workman: Ah, it's the great archaeologist! Congratulations on your discovery.

15

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to go to the fleet?

14
  1. Select an Option
  2. What is this place?
  3. Could I have a go with your bird?
  4. What's in the sack?
14

Player: Hello, what is this place?

14
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Al Kharid Duel Arena.
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Clan Wars Arena.
  5. Nowhere.
14
  1. Crawl into hole?
  2. Yes, I'll crawl through, I'm very athletic.
  3. No, I'm pretty scared of enclosed areas.
13

Player: Hey there little troll... Take this and dry those tears...

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the mountain camp.
  3. Ask about anything else.
13
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got anything to trade?
  3. It's a very interesting house you have here.
  4. I'm good, thanks, bye.
13

Elena: You're back, did you find the distillator?

13
  1. Select an Option
  2. I have germinated the Yommi tree seeds.
  3. Where is the fertile soil?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
13

Parroty Pete: Good day, good day. Come to admire the new parrot aviary have we?

12

Lalli: It am ready now?

12

Player: Hey there's something under here.

12

Askeladden: Hey there, buddy. You're an outerlander, huh? I'm not really supposed to talk to you.

12

Mourner: Sorry, I'd like to be left in peace.

12

Witchaven villager: She is close now... so close

12

Witchaven villager: Well, hello there...

12

Witchaven villager: Have you seen a group of lads around here?

12

Eldgrim: Hey! scheck it out! Itsh an outerlandub! Yer shud go shpeak to the chieftain!

12

Player: Hi.

11

Player: Hello, who are you?

11

Al Shabim: Hello Effendi!

11
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got anything to trade?
  3. It's a very interesting house you have here.
  4. There is a lunar spell I can't use in my spell book - can you help me?
  5. I'm good, thanks, bye.
11
  1. Select an Option
  2. What's wrong?
  3. You probably deserve it.
  4. You seem uptight, I'll leave you alone.
11

Brundt the Chieftain: Greetings outerlander!

11

Gerald: Good day to you traveller, are you here to fish or just looking around? I've caught some beauties down here.

11
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
10

Player: Hello again.

10

Death: Hello mortal. Have you come to retrieve something you lost when you died?

10
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Burthorpe.
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
10

Player: Okay, thanks.

10

Councillor Halgrive: Have you managed to find and dispose of those four sheep yet?

10

Player: Nope. Just thought I'd say hi.

10

Sanfew: Did you bring me the required ingredients for the potion?

10

Steve: 'Ello, can I help you?

10
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where can I get more water for the Yommi tree?
  3. Where is the source of the spring of pure water?
  4. I searched the catacombs thoroughly but found nothing else.
  5. If I went in search of the source, could you help me?
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
10

Archaeologist: Hello again. How's the treasure hunting going?

10

Student: Hi there. I'm studying for the Earth Sciences exam.

10

Duradel: 'Ello, can I help you?

9

Cecilia: Thank you, I love that song!

9
  1. Climb up or down the ladder?
  2. Climb Up.
  3. Climb Down.
9

Uri: I quite fancy an onion.

9

Player: Hello?

9

Player: Here, have a look at this...

9

Player: Here, have a drink.

9

Player: How much gold do you want to make the cake?

9

Mysterious ghost: Here you go.

9

Gujuo: Good day Bwana. The jungle is especially beautiful today isn't it? My village people pass on their thanks to you.

9

Tribal Weapon Salesman: Greetings, traveller. Are you interested in any throwing weapons?

9

'Birds-Eye' Jack: Hi.

9

Witchaven villager: Are you with us?

9

Col. O'Niall: Hello. What can I do for you?

9

Bjorn: Hey! scheck it out! Itsh an outerlandub! Yer shud go shpeak to the chieftain!

9

Student: Hi there! Thanks again. Hey, maybe I'll be asking you for help next time. It seems you are something of an expert now!

9
  1. Un-note the banknotes?
  2. Yes
  3. No
8
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Chaos Temple
  3. Bandit Camp
  4. Lava Maze
  5. Cancel
8
  1. Continue through the Barrier?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't ask again.
  4. No.
8
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Edgeville
  3. Karamja
  4. Draynor Village
  5. Al Kharid
  6. Nowhere
8

Charlie: Ah, hello again. Have you had any luck finding a clue as to Nickolaus' whereabouts yet?

8
  1. Interact with kitten
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Guess age
  5. Shoo away
8
  1. Select an Option
  2. You're the guard that was on duty last night?
  3. Can I buy you a drink?
8

Player: Hello, how's it going?

8

Player: Uh.... okay...

8

Bedabin Nomad: Hello Effendi! How can I help you?

8

Witchaven villager: The family grows...

8

Slave: Mwaarrr fnnntchh. Gbpp dng sktd delp?

8

Player: Interesting... This exam seems to be a popular one!

8
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
7
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Miscellania
  3. Grand Exchange
  4. Falador Park
  5. Dondakan's Rock
  6. Nowhere
7
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. 'History and Hearsay' - Shayzien
  5. 'Jewellery of Jubilation' - Lovakengj
  6. 'A Dark Disposition' - Arceuus
7

Death: Hello mortal. I see you have a gravestone, somewhere in the world. Did you want to ask me about it?

7
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes please.
  3. Do you have any of my items?
  4. No thank you.
7

Uri: There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?

7

Bailey: Waaaaah!

7

Player: That looks disgusting, but it's what the cook asked for...

7

Player: No problem.

7

Observatory professor: Hello.

7

Gianne jnr.: Hello, welcome to Aluft Aloft, the gnome food delivery service. We deliver gnome foods to customers all over Gielinor. Do you want a job? We are always looking for new staff.

7

Jethick: Hello, I don't recognise you. We don't get many newcomers around here.

7

Player: Hey, who are you?

7

Man: Go away. You Mourners helped the people from the outside shut us in like animals. I have nothing to say to you.

7

Kilron: Hello.

7

Witchaven villager: Hmm? Oh, hello there.

7

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Mistress %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

6
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
6

Player: Hello there!

6
  1. Are you sure you wish to pull it?
  2. Yes, I'm brave.
  3. Eeep! The Wilderness... No thank you.
  4. Yes please, don't show this message again.
6

Player: The IOU says that Harold owes me some money.

6

Uri: The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, comrade.

6
  1. Assignment: None
  2. Please wait...
  3. Contact Master
  4. Partner
  5. Open Log
  6. Cancel
6
  1. Leave the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. No
6

Player: I'm on the lookout for ceremonial clothing so I can visit my dreams. I don't suppose you could help me out?

6

Player: Wow, didn't expect to find a scientist out here.

6

Rohak: Ahhh, yer me besht mate... mate.

6

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

6

Mourner: A doctor? I didn't think there were any left around here.

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any news?
  3. Where are all your people?
  4. Ok thanks for your help.
6

Player: Might I have a word?

6
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. I need some pure water to douse some magic flames.
  4. I'm not sure what to do?
  5. Can you help me?
6

Mourner: Can I help you?

6

Kilron: Hello friend.

6

Witchaven villager: Huh? Oh, hello.

6

Bolkoy: Hello stranger, new to these parts?

6

Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

5
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Warriors' Guild
  3. Champions' Guild
  4. Monastery
  5. Ranging Guild
  6. Nowhere
5

Genie: Ah, so you are there, Master %USERNAME%. I'm so glad you summoned me. Please take this lamp and make your wish.

5

Uri: What's cheese?

5

Uri: Quickly! I've got a bee sticking out of my arm!

5

Uri: Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat.

5

Sanfew: What can I do for you young 'un?

5

Uri: My magic carpet is full of eels.

5

Uri: Loser says what.

5

Zoo keeper: Before I help you, can you do something for me?

5

Player: Wow, fairy magic sure is useful, I hardly moved at all!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. With what?
  3. Sorry, just passing through
5

Player: You're a long way from home, what are you doing here?

5

Player: Hello. You must be Rennard.

5

Player: You pick the vyre's pocket.

5

Torfinn: Good day to you %FREMENNIK_NAME%. How can I help you?

5

Player: Hi. Say, that's a nice amulet you're wearing.

5

Tyss: Tread carefully in this hallowed place, traveller. The magicks of the Dark Altar are not to be treated lightly.

5

Player: It says, 'I give permission for the bearer... to use the mine shafts on site. - signed Terrance Balando, Archaeological Expert, City of Varrock.'

5

Dark mage: You don't seem to have any pouches in need of repair. Leave me alone.

5

Player: Hello again Aluft.

5

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!

5
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm just looking around, thanks.
  3. Who are you?
  4. I'm looking for a Star Flower.
5

Drunken Ali: Ahh, a kind stranger. Get this old man a drink so that he may wet his throat and tell you of strange happenings in this town.

5
  1. Trade 1 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 150 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
5

Player: This is fun!

5

Player: Hello how are you?

5

Holoy: Oh, hello.

5

Woman: Go away. You Mourners helped the people from the outside shut us in like animals. I have nothing to say to you.

5

Witchaven villager: Can you see it?

5

Witchaven villager: Ye mariners all, as ye pass by,

5
  1. World 365 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
5
  1. Return to Zulrah's shrine?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4
  1. Select an Option
  2. Teleport to the Stronghold Slayer Cave
  3. Teleport to the Morytania Slayer Tower
  4. Teleport to the Rellekka Slayer Caves
  5. Teleport to Tarn's Lair
  6. Teleport to Dark Beasts
4

Uri: I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock.

4

Uri: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

4

Uri: In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam.

4

Player: I think it wants some attention.

4

Uri: Have you found the key to the secret room?

4

Uri: Want to see me bend a spoon?

4

Uri: I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds.

4

Player: You pick the elf's pocket.

4

Uri: A great captain is always ready to change course.

4

Player: I think it's hungry!

4

King Percival: Ah! Here you go!

4

Player: Can I buy you a drink?

4

Uri: Can I have your teabag?

4

Uri: Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?

4

Uri: In the end, only the three-legged will survive.

4

Konar quo Maten: A bringer of death calls from afar. What do you desire?

4
  1. Do you want details of where to find your customer?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
4

Player: Hello. How are you?

4

Player: Hello again! I'm helping Filliman, he plans to become a nature spirit. I have a spell to cast but first I need to be blessed. Can you bless me?

4

Uri: Can you stand me?

4

Player: Hello. Do you need any help? I'm looking for a quest.

4

Player: Take me to your leader.

4
  1. Enter the crater?
  2. Yes
  3. Yes (Don't show this again)
  4. No
4
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Shantay Pass
  3. Cancel
4

Eniola: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?

4

Player: I have discovered the identity of the traitor, strangely enough it was traitorous Ali!

4
  1. Infuse Vorkath's head into your Ranging cape(t), consuming it?
  2. Yes
  3. No
4

Rohak: Got any use out of that rock cake I made you %USERNAME%?

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are you doing here?
  3. Do you have any quests?
  4. Who are you?
  5. Nothing really.
4

Femi: Hello there.

4

Player: That's me. Could you take me to Arianwyn?

4

Player: Hello old man.

4

Player: Hello nurse.

4

Player: Why? What are you doing?

4

Player: You should be more careful with your ingredients.

4
  1. Select an Option
  2. I've found the caves, but I don't know what to do.
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
4

Bedread the bold: Hey, how you doing?

4

Col. O'Niall: What? Do I know you boy?

4
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Digsite
  3. Fossil Island
  4. Lithkren
3

Player: What?

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Target world.
3

Rick Turpentine: Today is your lucky day, sirrah! I am donating to the victims of crime to atone for my past actions!

3
  1. Climb up or down the stairs?
  2. Climb up the stairs.
  3. Climb down the stairs.
3

Uri: I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?

3
  1. Teleport to...
  2. Wizard's Tower
  3. The Outpost
  4. Eagle's Eyrie
  5. Cancel
3

Head chef: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

3
  1. %ITEM_NAME%: Really drop it?
  2. Drop it.
  3. No, don't drop it.
3

Uri: I have a story about that.

3

Player: You fail to pick the elf's pocket.

3

Brimstail: Well done!

3

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Goblins.

3

Postie Pete: Hello %USERNAME%. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?

3

Harold: Come in!

3

Ferox: Welcome wanderer.

3

Bandit: You dog! You killed our champion and for that you will die.

3

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Wolves.

3

Karim: I've got a little problem for you to solve.

3

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Birds.

3

Brambickle: I'm struggling with this, please help me solve it!

3

Charlie the Tramp: Please miss, can you help me.

3

Jeb: Hello there.

3
  1. What would you like to take from the cupboard?
  2. A knife
  3. A batta tin
  4. A crunchy tray
  5. A gnome bowl
  6. Nothing.
3

Uri: Up in the north, I hear they keep milk in bags rather than buckets.

3

Player: Excuse me sir, would you be Col. O'Niall?

3

Ermin: Here you go, you solved it!

3

Wilough: My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me.

3

Jarvald: Greetings, %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask about V's Shield.
  5. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  6. Ask about anything else.
3
  1. There's a glowing fungus I placed in here earlier.
  2. Take it.
  3. Leave it.
3

Uri: I do not believe we have any business, comrade.

3

Panning guide: Hey! You can't pan yet!

3

Dalila: Ooh, lovely view, dear.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Where are we?
  3. What do you do here?
  4. How do you get out of here?
  5. What is it that you're mining?
  6. Okay, thanks.
3

Player: Uh... yes?

3

Captain Ginea: Thank you. That will help us track down more of the gangsters' meetings in future.

3

Miazrqa: Excuse me. You can't go in there.

3

Player: You look ready for combat.

3

Player: I have some orders from the king for you.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Keldagrim (100 coins)
  3. Cancel
3

Omart: Well done, the guards are having real trouble with those birds. You must go now traveller, it's your only chance.

3

Haskell: Good to see you %FREMENNIK_NAME%.

3

King Lathas: The adventurer returns, any news?

3

Player: Hey, Holgart.

3

Competition Judge: Hello there, would you like to take part in the archery competition? It only costs 200 coins to enter.

3

Player: Hey, Jeb.

3

Player: I don't need any more bird feed.

3

Student: I'm getting there. Have you found my special cup yet?

3

Gujuo: Sorry, but I don't need that Bwana.

3

Witchaven villager: You! You did it!

3

Player: Hello. Are you okay?

3
  1. Trade 2 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 300 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
3

Mort'ton local: Oh... thank you, you used the permanent serum on me. Here have something for your trouble.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  3. What's going on in town?
  4. I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  5. The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you explain the history of these mines again?
  3. Is there any other way into the mines?
  4. How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?
  5. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
3

Witchaven villager: Soon now... So soon...

3

Fightslave: Please leave me alone.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. I can't find the caves...
  3. Ok thanks for your help.
3
  1. What would you like to ask about?
  2. Ask about Waterfall Quest
  3. Ask about Desert Treasure Quest
3

Thora the Barkeep: Hello yourself, outerlander. A little out of the way up here, aren't you?

3

Student: Thanks for your help; I'll pass these exams yet! See you later.

3
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2

Uri: Actions have consequences.

2
  1. That's in level 41 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 41 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
2

Uri: *sneezes* What?

2

Capt' Arnav: Ah, hello there, laddie! I've just dug up an old treasure chest of mine.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Exchange '%ITEM_NAME%': %NUMBER% coins
  3. Exchange 5: %NUMBER% coins
  4. Exchange All: %NUMBER% coins
  5. Exchange X
  6. Cancel
2

Player: Are you okay?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Recharge run energy
  3. Alchemy
2

Brundt the Chieftain: Sorry, but your trail is not over quite yet.

2

Brundt the Chieftain: Please enter the answer to the question.

2

Guildmaster: Greetings bold adventurer. Welcome to the guild of Champions.

2

Rasolo: Greetings friend. I am Rasolo, the famous merchant. Would you care to see my wares?

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Kraken.

2

Duradel: Ah... Tzhaar... as you are undertaking this task alone, for an extra reward you could choose to slay TzTok- Jad instead of the TzHaar.

2

Falo the Bard: Thank you for coming, %FREMENNIK_NAME%. I need your help.

2
  1. That's in level 17 Wilderness!
  2. Okay, teleport to level 17 Wilderness.
  3. Cancel.
2

Dark mage: Ah! Here you go!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Fishing Guild
  3. Otto's Grotto
2
  1. Would you like to be teleported back to Rellekka?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: Hello!

2
  1. Would you like to climb over the cart?
  2. Yes, I am very nimble and agile!
  3. No, I am happy where I am thanks!
2

Player: Do you know of anything I can do in Morytania?

2
  1. Pay 875 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
2

Edmond: Can I help you?

2

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and perform in a mime show?

2

Banker: Oh great, another customer. What do you want?

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Bugs.

2

Mort'ton Local: Oh... thank you, you used the permanent serum on me. Here have something for your trouble.

2

Caroline: Excuse me, can you help me with this question?

2

Uri: The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish.

2

Jungle forester: Hello friend. You're a long way from civilisation!

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Nechryael.

2

Zavistic Rarve: What are you doing...Oh, it's you...sorry...didn't realise...what can I do for you?

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Scorpions.

2

Player: You don't look too happy?

2

Player: What's wrong?

2

Player: You smack the bandit over the head and render them unconscious.

2

Elkoy: Here we are. Feel free to have a look around.

2

Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.

2

Ulizius: Very well done! Here you go!

2
  1. Pay 100,000 x Coins?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No, don't pay.
2

Charlie the Tramp: I have a question for you.

2

Leo: Can you come and help me, %USERNAME%? I've got a problem with some graves.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Greater Demons.

2

Player: Why so sad, little troll?

2

Curator Haig Halen: Welcome to the museum of Varrock.

2

Player: Hey, something has been dropped here...

2

Lucien: I seek a hero to go on an important mission!

2

Marisi: I have a question for you.

2

Player: That kitten loves to play with that ball of wool. I think it is its favourite.

2

Player: Hi there.

2
  1. Interact with cat
  2. Stroke
  3. Chase Vermin
  4. Shoo away
2

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a pie on me.

2

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dust Devils.

2

Player: Guess what I found.

2

Player: I need more help with the exam.

2
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Five
  4. All
  5. X
2

Player: Would an opal look like this by any chance?

2
  1. Are you sure you want to discard everything?
  2. Yes, discard everything.
  3. No, I'll keep my stuff.
2

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Turoth in the Fremennik Slayer Dungeon.

2

Player: Hmmm, there's a room past these bricks. If I could move them out of the way then I could find out what's inside. Maybe there's someone around here who can help...

2

Player: Great! It's opened it.

2

Guard: I suppose I might as well let you pass now, since I can't seem to stop you anyway.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I have all the materials.
  3. What do I need to get?
  4. Where should I meet you when I have everything?
  5. Never mind.
2

Wizard Frumscone: Do you like my magic Zombies? Feel free to kill them, there's plenty more where these came from!

2

Player: Yes, I'm helping him with a problem.

2

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Minions of Scabaras.

2

Col. O'Niall: So girl, what have you learned?

2

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 7 council members left to protect!

2

Player: Hello. Can I get a ride on your ship?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you explain the history of these mines again?
  3. Where is the second entrance to the mines?
  4. Can I borrow your key?
  5. How does a lost artefact that was only legendary help?
  6. Why was everyone in the mines slaughtered?
2

Jethick: Let's see if you have what it takes to answer this question.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Banshees.

2

Claus the chef: Hello! How are you today?

2

Head chef: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a chef's hat, or something like that.

2
  1. Trade 1 x Crystal tool seed for 100 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Lumbridge & Draynor Achievement Diary!

2

Digsite workman: Oi! What are you doing?

2

Elissa: Hello there.

2

Player: Do you know the Carnilleans?

2

Player: Here, have another.

2

Player: Jones. We need to talk.

2

Gertrude: I'll want 100 coins for a kitten.

2

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Crawlers.

2

Archaeological expert: Oh, hello. I hope you're getting on well in the dig shafts.

2
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Using the bank
  3. Cyrisus in the mine
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Why not?
  3. What are you doing here?
  4. Ok, Sorry
  5. I need your help with something...
2

Olaf Hradson: Who is that? Identify yourself!

2
  1. What kind of training will you pursue?
  2. Attack: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  3. Strength: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  4. Defence: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  5. Hitpoints: %NUMBER_COMMA% XP
  6. Cancel.
2

Player: I. DON'T. WANT. ANY. GOLDEN. APPLES. ALL. I. WANT. IS. A. GOLDEN. FLEECE.

2

Gnome ball referee: Hi, welcome to Gnomeball. It's pretty simple really: You take the ball from me, charge at the gnome defence and try to throw the ball through the net using your ranged skill.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Merchant's trial
  3. Ask about becoming a Fremennik
2

Player: Well met, fellow adventurer.

2

Klarense: So, are you interested in buying a ship? Now, I'll be straight with you: she's not quite seaworthy right now, but give her a bit of work and she'll be the nippiest ship this side of Port Khazard.

2

Doctor Orbon: Hello there. Can't stop to talk I'm afraid, I'm very busy right now.

2

Player: Hello Aluft.

2

Player: Hello Blurberry.

2

Clerk: What do you think you're doing?

2

Player: Hello Holgart.

2

Player: Good day to you.

2

Player: Captain Lawgof sent me. He's having trouble with his cannon.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Very well, thank you.
  3. Can you explain the fundamentals again?
  4. May I buy a Herblore skillcape, please?
2

Player: Yeah, I don't want to brag, but seriously: I am SOOOO rich....

2

Player: Hello Bailey.

2

Rohak: I would never give away me special rock cake recipe, not for all the golden nectar from the Rising Sun!

2

Player: Actually, I'm not after your golden apples. I was wondering if I could have some golden wool; I need it to string a lyre.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm just looking around, thanks.
  3. What universal mystery are you pondering today?
  4. I'm looking for a Star Flower.
2

Player: Hello there. I understand you managed to get some golden wool from Lalli?

2

Alomone: How did YOU get in here?

2

Bedabin Nomad Guard: Sorry, but you can't use the tent without permission. Orders of Al Shabim.

2

Gujuo: Good day Bwana. The Kharazi Jungle is especially beautiful today isn't it? My village people pass on their thanks to you.

2

Player: Well, I've actually come here on a diplomatic mission. I want to try and settle some of the disputes between the Fremenniks and your clan.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. How can I keep my account secure?
  3. Tell me about the Stronghold of Security.
  4. Can I have a Security book?
  5. Don't I know you from somewhere?
  6. No, thank you.
2

Timble: Good Day, how can I help you?

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Very well, thank you.
  3. Can you explain the fundamentals again?
  4. May I buy a Herblore skillcape, please?
  5. Can I get a hood for my skillcape, please?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Can you teach me about canoes?
2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Have you got anything to trade?
  3. It's a very interesting house you have here.
  4. There is a lunar spell I can't use in my spell book - can you help me?
  5. I was wondering if you could help me make Lunar Glass?
  6. I'm good, thanks, bye.
2

Player: Yeah, I heard about that, ha-ha-ha!

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me a bit about your people?
  3. About that ring...
  4. I'm not going to talk to someone that calls me 'sweetie'!
2

Gujuo: Sorry Bwana, but I shouldn't be talking to you.

2

King Bolren: Thank you. I don't have any gnome cooks here. I should really do something about that.

2
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 25 x Mort myre fungus
  3. Something else...
2
  1. Trade 5 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 750 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2
  1. Trade 2 x Crystal tool seed for 200 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Player: I am not sure why I am giving this to the student...

2
  1. Trade 3 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 450 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
2

Fightslave: Why am I here?

2

Sani Piliu: Hi there. You're new here aren't you? You'd best go and talk with Veliaf.

2
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the Bounty world.
2

Fisherman: Don't talk to me outerlander. Anything you have to say to me, you can say to the Chieftain. Goodbye.

2

'Eagle-eye' Shultz: Hi. How's the search for the jinx going?

2

Priest: It's going to take a lot of work to fix the damage done to this city.

2

Witchaven villager: Ahh, our saviour.

2
  1. World 533 is a High Risk world!
  2. Cancel.
  3. Switch to the High Risk world.
2

Claus the chef: Sorry! Can't stop to chat! You would be AMAZED at how many meals this family gets through daily!

2

Student: Oh, hi. I'm studying hard for an exam.

2

Witchaven villager: With our nets and gear we're faring,

2

Player: Can I have these bones converted into bonemeal with the promised amount of slime, please?

1
  1. If the raid begins, you won't be able to re-enter.
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1
  1. Current approval rating: %NUMBER%%
  2. Collect resources.
  3. Check resource allocation.
  4. Cancel.
1

Player: What's my current farming contract?

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Suqahs.

1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Squire: You must defend the Void Knight while the portals are unsummoned. The ritual takes twenty minutes though, so you can help out by destroying them yourselves! Now GO GO GO!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yeah I'm fearless!
  3. No way, that looks scary!
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Saradomin
  3. Guthix
  4. Zamorak
  5. Cancel
1

Player: Penguin time!

1

Quiz Master: It's your lucky day, %USERNAME%! You've got a chance to win big prizes in my quiz show. Would you like to play?

1

Estate agent: Hello. Welcome to the Gielinor Housing Agency! What can I do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk about the Observatory quest.
  3. Talk about Treasure Trails.
1

Berry: Welcome to the woodcutting guild, adventurer.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Trolls.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the camp.
  4. Row out to sea.
  5. Cancel.
1

Savant: There he is!

1

Eluned: Ah! Here you go!

1

Madame Caldarium: I have a question for you.

1

Ghommal: Ghommal welcome you to Warrior Guild!

1

Razmire Keelgan: Ah, it's you, how's it going?

1

Taria: I have a question for you.

1

Dunce: Hey, %USERNAME%, the teacher wants you to come to school for a test.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Row to the barge.
  3. Row to the north of the island.
  4. Row to the barge and travel to the Digsite.
  5. Cancel.
1
  1. This will consume the scroll.
  2. Learn Augury
  3. Cancel
1

Charlie the Tramp: Please sir, can you help me.

1

Charlie the Tramp: Thank you so much sir.

1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Rellekka
  3. Waterbirth Island
1

Spirit tree: You're already here.

1

Traiborn: Ah! Here you go!

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Mysterious Old Man: Hey, %USERNAME%, would you like to come and solve a maze for me?

1

Elkoy: Here we are. Have a safe journey.

1
  1. Ardougne cloak 3: 200 coins
  2. Pay
  3. Cancel
1
  1. Dominic's Coffer (%NUMBER_COMMA% coins)
  2. Deposit money.
  3. Withdraw money.
  4. Cancel.
1

Sherlock: Ah, just what I was looking for. I have a challenge for you. If you complete it, I'll give you something.

1

Sandwich lady: Hope that fills you up!

1

Otto Godblessed: I have further training for you.

1

Baraek: I must ask you something...

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jungle Horrors.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm here about Necrovarus.
  3. I'm here about the farmers east of here.
1
  1. Teleport to deep Wilderness?
  2. Yes, teleport me now.
  3. No, I want to stay here.
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fire Giants.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Go to your house
  3. Go to your house (building mode)
  4. Go to a friend's house
  5. Cancel
1

Player: You pick the woman's pocket.

1

Player: You pick the man's pocket.

1
  1. Pay one basket of tomatoes?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Luthas: Congratulations.

1

Player: Good day.

1

Justine: Hey, I'm Justine. I've got some rewards here for fighters who've done well in Lisa's Last Man Standing game. Wanna see?

1

Tool Leprechaun: Ah, 'tis a foine day to be sure! Were yez wantin' me to store yer tools, or maybe ye might be wantin' yer stuff back from me?

1

Hatius Cosaintus: Good day.

1

Lazim: Well, adventurer, get on with crafting that granite head for me. Or do you want to change the one you've chosen?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. 'The Fisher's Flute' - Piscarilius
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Greater Demons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dagannoth.

1

Player: What brings you all the way out into the Wilderness?

1

Player: You're a lot calmer than the other Zamorakian followers I've come across in the Wilderness.

1

Player: You pick the guard's pocket.

1
  1. How many would you like to redirect?
  2. 1
  3. All
  4. X
  5. [Cancel]
1

Dr Jekyll: Have you got any guam leaf? I've fixed my Hyde problem, so it's not urgent, but I could do with a guam leaf.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Chinchompa Teleports
  3. Farming Guild
1
  1. Revert these tablets?
  2. Revert ALL - you will not get your scrolls back.
  3. Revert SOME - you will not get your scrolls back.
  4. No - leave them alone.
1

Ali Morrisane: Hello %USERNAME%. How's the adventuring going?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Climb up
  3. Climb down
1
  1. Teleport to Level 47 Wilderness?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Hello Koftik.

1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Talk
  3. Stroke
  4. Feed
  5. Fetch
  6. Stay
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 100 coins.
  2. Uzer
  3. Bedabin camp
  4. Pollnivneach
  5. Cancel
1

Hans: You've spent %NUMBER% days, %NUMBER% hours, %NUMBER% minutes in the world since you arrived %NUMBER_COMMA% days ago.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Abyssal Demons.

1

Doomsayer: Ah! Here you go!

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Elves.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Standard
  3. Ancient
  4. Arceuus
1

Giles: Thank you, I hope you like your present. I must be leaving now though.

1

Player: Hi Reldo, I have come to ask you to help with something.

1

Player: Hmmm. Looks like Carl is pretty much out of Bloody Bracer. He'll need to collect more from his supplier soon.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletal Wyverns.

1

Hans: Well done, here you go.

1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Smoke Devils.

1
  1. Which rat pit would you like to visit?
  2. Ardougne (kittens)
  3. Varrock (grown cats)
  4. Keldagrim (overgrown cats)
  5. Port Sarim (wily cats)
  6. Cancel
1

Bert: 'Ello there %USERNAME%!

1
  1. Rune platebody
  2. Proceed to cast High Alchemy on it.
  3. Cancel the alchemy spell.
1

Player: Who are you?

1

Examiner: Hello there! My colleague tells me you helped to uncover a hidden altar to the god Zaros.

1

Drew: The grinder is now holding enough sandstone equivalent to %NUMBER_COMMA% buckets of sand.

1

Zamorakian Acolyte: All power to the almighty Zamorak.

1

Player: You pick the Master Farmer's pocket.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Crawling Hands.

1
  1. Sailing to Brimhaven costs 240 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Elder Guard: Grrr ... What do you want?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Monkeys.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletons.

1

Player: Good news Safalaan, Ranis Drakan is no more!

1

Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Homunculus: You haveee materials need. Here goes!

1
  1. Enter the boss area?
  2. Yes.
  3. Yes, and don't warn me again.
  4. No.
1

Player: Can I have another pet rock?

1

Ali the Kebab seller: Ah! Here you go!

1

Player: Phew! I just made it.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Hand over easy clue.
  3. Hand over medium clue.
  4. Hand over all.
1

Sbott: Hello stranger. Would you like me to tan any hides for you?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Black Dragons in the Myths' Guild Dungeon.

1

Eniola: I'm afraid you don't have the necessary runes with you at this time, so I can't allow you to access your account. Please bring twenty runes of one type and you can open your account.

1

Spirit tree: Ah! A challenge for you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Enter.
  3. Enter, and don't show the warning again.
  4. Don't enter.
1

Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about the Skillcape of Farming.
  3. Ask about the quest.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Rats.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Cave Slimes.

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Morytania Achievement Diary!

1

Guildmaster Jane: Hey! You need a Farming level of at least 65 to enter that area of the Farming Guild.

1

Master Crafter: Welcome to the Guild of Master Craftsmen.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Icefiends.

1

Player: You fail to pick the man's pocket.

1

Jimmy Dazzler: Ah %USERNAME% aren't you just the ticket?

1

Zoo keeper: Please tell me how many animals there are.

1

Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!

1

Weird Old Man: Ah! This is for you.

1
  1. Pay 200 Coins to have your tree chopped down?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Duradel: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Mithril Dragons.

1

Gate of War: Greetings Adventurer. This place is kept safe by the spirits within the doors. As you pass through you will be asked questions about security. Hopefully you will learn much from us.

1

Holgart: I don't know what to do without my boat.

1

Tiles: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1
  1. Teleport to Castle Wars?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Ghost guard: All visitors to Port Phasmatys must pay a toll charge of 2 Ectotokens. However, you have done the ghosts of our town a service that surpasses all value, so you may pass without charge.

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Fossil Island Wyverns.

1

Juna: Here you go.

1

Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?

1

Lokar Searunner: You won't make many friends on Lunar Isle without your Seal of Passage.

1

Shantay: Well done.

1
  1. Pay 5 baskets of bananas?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Barbarian Outpost.
  4. Corporeal Beast.
  5. Tears of Guthix.
  6. Wintertodt Camp.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Iron Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Player: Hey! Don't call me outerlander! I'm known as the mighty %FREMENNIK_NAME%!

1

Cart conductor: Ahoy up there! Would you like to ride our minecart to Keldagrim? It's free.

1

Player: How are you?

1

Player: Your what?

1

Player: There are more exam questions I'm stuck on.

1

Player: I am stuck on some more exam questions.

1
  1. How many do you want to deposit?
  2. One
  3. Two
  4. All
1

Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good show on getting into the White Knights, what?

1

Filliman Tarlock: Cannot wake up... Where am I?

1

Nicholas: I have a question for you.

1

Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!

1
  1. Where would you like to go?
  2. Molch
  3. Battlefront
  4. Shayzien
  5. Cancel
1
  1. Teleport into the wilderness?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Player: Take a look at this talisman.

1

Iron Man tutor: Ah! Here you go!

1

Zul-Cheray: You have done well, %USERNAME%!

1

Ug: Have you got flower yet?

1
  1. Would you like to make a golden bowl?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: Can I come through this gate?

1

Player: I think it's really hungry!

1

Player: Hey... I have something for you!

1

Player: Can I go through the gate please?

1

Gertrude: Aren't you still raising that other kitten? Only once it's fully grown and it no longer needs your attention will I let you have another kitten.

1

Gee: Hello there, can I help you?

1

Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?

1

Player: Hello there. What is this place?

1

Player: Do you know what this powder is?

1

Player: Col. O'Niall, this is worse than we thought.

1

Player: So Maledict.

1

Ezekial Lovecraft: Hello again, %USERNAME%. How are things?

1

Larry: Have you got the equipment?

1

Professor Gracklebone: Ah! Here you go!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. I'm just looking around, thanks.
  3. Who are you?
1

Probita: Welcome to the pet insurance bureau. How can I help you?

1

Brambickle: Brrrr. This will warm me up, I'm bored of snow and Troll food.

1

Cecilia: Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland?

1

Player: You fail to pick the woman's pocket.

1

Player: You fail to pick the vyre's pocket.

1

Clerk: The people of Hosidius require sulphurous fertiliser for the farms. I see you have %NUMBER% buckets in the bank. We require %NUMBER% buckets.

1

Silk trader: Do you want to buy any fine silks?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Bloodveld in the God Wars Dungeon.

1

Ellen: Hello. Interested in honing your skills?

1
  1. Are you sure you wish to leave?
  2. Leave.
  3. Stay.
1

G.L.O. Caranock: Just hand over the order human.

1

Wizard Cromperty: Hello there. My name is Cromperty. I am a Wizard, and an inventor.

1

Bee keeper: I'm sorry to bother you, %USERNAME%, but I need some help with a bee hive.

1

Hans: Well done.

1

Wingstone: This will hit the spot. Oh yes. Thanks.

1

Lesser Fanatic: Hello!

1

Player: The Chieftain says you can take me to Ungael.

1

Evil Bob: Hey, %USERNAME%, come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?

1

Florin: Hey! Stay away from our stuff!

1

Player: Hello again, Holgart.

1

Player: Pardon?

1

Gunnjorn: Please solve this for me. I have other things to be thinking about.

1

Captain Dalbur: Good show old chap, nothing like a reminder of home.

1

Krystilia: Yeah? What do you want?

1

Player: Something is definitely very wrong here.

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Moss Giants.

1

Player: I have a message from Veliaf. It's bad news I'm afraid. I was sent on a mission to Misthalin to seek help from King Roald. Sadly, he isn't able to offer much support.

1

Player: Greetings!

1

Drunken Ali: What were we talking about again? Yes yes, when I was a boy..... no that's not it.

1

Larry: Our work is at the iceberg now. I will meet you there.

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bears.

1

Player: Hi, could you refresh my memory: what am I supposed to be doing?

1

Player: This looks like an interesting island.

1

Captain Ninto: Aaa shomefing ter go wiv my beer. Thish dwarf beerz quite shtrong you know...

1
  1. Pick a home teleport animation. Currently Selected: Default
  2. Default.
  3. Runefest 2014.
  4. Twisted League.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Dagannoth on Waterbirth Island.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Travel to the iceberg.
  3. Travel to Weiss.
1

Lisa: I'm afraid you can't take part in Last Man Standing on this world.

1

Warrior: Hello there traveller.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Where can you take me?
  4. I'd like to buy a ticket.
  5. I have to go.
1

Player: Hi! What are you up to?

1
  1. Dismantle Tanzanite fang
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Player: Hello. What's this place?

1

Player: Hello, what are you doing?

1

Knight: Cough... Hey, over here.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What can you do to help a bold adventurer like myself?
  3. Praise be to Saradomin!
1

Player: Busy day?

1
  1. View which level of Treasure Trail reward?
  2. Beginner
  3. Easy
  4. Medium
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Nechryael in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Andras: Doesn't look like you have enough money. I charge 10,000 coins for the journey.

1

Lundail: There you go. Come back tomorrow for some more!

1

Ali the Operator: You seem to be a man of action. We could do with more people like you to sort those despicable bandits out.

1

Player: Psst. Come here, I want to show you something

1

Bartender: Congratulations! Here you go.

1

Player: I was wondering if you could help me?

1

Ellis: Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather.

1

Morris: Competition pass please.

1

Clerris: I have a question for you.

1

Captain Barnaby: Come back when you've got 30 coins for me.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Hellhounds.

1

Customs officer: Can I help you?

1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Dogs.

1

Essyllt: You're back already? How is the epidemic going?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Blue Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1

Lyra: That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Steel Dragons in the Catacombs of Kourend.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Yes, I can take him on!
  3. Er, no thanks, I've had second thoughts about it.
1

Dark Mage: Can I help you with something, traveller? I am experimenting with dark magic; it is a dangerous craft, and I prefer not to be disturbed.

1

Mysterious Old Man: I'm looking for %OTHER_USERNAME%.

1

Player: Hello. So you must be Kharrim the messenger.

1
  1. Trade 1 x Crystal weapon seed for 10 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Gypsy: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have 6 council members left to protect!

1

Barman: Good day to you. What can I get you to drink?

1

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Kandarin Achievement Diary!

1

Steve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Gargoyles.

1

Fairy Godfather: %USERNAME%, you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?

1

Bartender: If you're not buying anything, I have nothing to say to you.

1

Bartender: What's that? You wanna buy a beer? It'll cost ya 650 coins.

1

Player: I have found some of the things you asked for:

1

Player: I have all the items you asked for...is that it? I could make these!

1

Player: Hello ghost, how are you?

1

Sandwich lady: This is for %OTHER_USERNAME%, not you.

1
  1. What would you like to say?
  2. Who are you and what are you doing here?
  3. I was asking you about fighting a Tanglefoot...
  4. Where can I get clothes like those?
1

Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger..

1

Player: So... You must be the infamous Viggora.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Cancel.
  3. Please wait...
1
  1. What would you like to talk about?
  2. Ask about the Desert Treasure quest.
  3. Ask about the Digsite quest.
1

Seth Groats: How are those chicken cages coming along?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What do you do here?
  3. I'm not sure...
  4. Can I dig around here?
1

Rat Burgiss: Hello there. I'm Rat.

1

Jimmy the Chisel: Hello mate!

1

Player: Hey, Rat! I got your pages back!

1

Veos: Hello there.

1

Player: Hey, how's it going?

1

Arianwyn: Are you the human by the name %USERNAME%?

1

Woman: You're burning the food! We need that food!

1

King Narnode Shareen: Adventurer! It is good to see you again.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Give me a quest!
  3. Have you anything to sell?
  4. Can you repair my items for me?
1

Prisoner: Hello there!

1

Krystilia: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Skeletons.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple. Here is not the place to talk.

1

Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.

1
  1. Would you like to fill the crate with food?
  2. Yes, I'll fill the crate.
  3. No, I just want to add one.
1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Cave Kraken in the Kraken Cove.

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Hellhounds in the Stronghold Slayer Dungeon.

1

Vyrewatch: Clear off food sack.

1

Lalli: Unless you got tasty food for Lalli. Then I might trade you for it.

1
  1. Take a note to remind you of the location?
  2. Yes, take a note.
  3. No, leave it.
1
  1. Do you still want to go down the stairs?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Sandwich lady: You look hungry to me. I tell you what - have a chocolate bar on me.

1

Player: Tamayu, first son of Timfraku!

1

Lalli: Hey human! You not go in my house! It where me keep all my stuff!

1

:

1

Camarst: Welcome my friend to the Old Nite! What can I do for you?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ask about a Seal of Passage.
  3. Ask about the mountain camp.
  4. Ask for a quest.
  5. Ask about the dragonkin fortress.
  6. Ask about anything else.
1

Turael: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Lizards.

1

Player: Hi Mr. Gianne.

1

Captain Ned: Ah, it's good to be on board a ship again! No matter how long I live on land, a ship will always seem better. Are you ready to depart?

1

Blurberry: So where's my Fruit Blast?

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you teach me the basics of fishing please?
  3. Tell me about different fish.
  4. Where and what should I fish?
  5. Goodbye.
1

Player: Yeah, he did. I have it here in this book.

1

Archaeologist: So what do you say? Fancy being a treasure hunter like me?

1

The monkey in your backpack...: In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

1

The monkey in your backpack...: *snore* ... Ook? Argh!! It's the Shaihakan!

1
  1. Follow the technical plans?
  2. Yes. I'd like to try.
  3. No, not just yet.
1
  1. Carpet rides cost 200 coins.
  2. Nardah
  3. Cancel
1

Player: Are you related to Herbiboar now?

1
  1. Sailing to Musa Point costs 100 coins.
  2. Okay
  3. Choose again
  4. Cancel
1

Player: Good day to you, Elena.

1
  1. What would you like to do?
  2. Refight Galvek
  3. Rewatch Cutscenes
1
  1. Where would you like to teleport to?
  2. Please wait...
  3. Castle Wars Arena.
  4. Ferox Enclave.
  5. Nowhere.
1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Basilisks.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. What are we going to do about the penguins?
  3. I've lost the clockwork book, could I have another?
  4. Thanks for helping My Arm earlier.
1
  1. Pay 6000 coins to enter?
  2. Yes
  3. No
1

Osman: Good, you have the print of the key. Get a bar of bronze, too, and I can get the key made.

1

Nieve: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Kurask.

1

Player: Can I go through here?

1
  1. Trade 2 x Crystal weapon seed for 20 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. There's a trapdoor hidden under the bed.
  2. Climb through it.
  3. Leave it alone.
1

Player: Hi Koftik.

1

Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...

1

Player: I really wouldn't know where to begin playing anything on this...

1

Taxidermist: Oh, hello. Have you got something you want preserving?

1

Torfinn: Well met %FREMENNIK_NAME%. Do you want to return to Rellekka?

1

Mord Gunnars: Hello, are you %FREMENNIK_NAME% by any chance?

1

Konar quo Maten: You are to bring balance to %NUMBER% Aberrant Spectres in the Slayer Tower.

1

Chaeldar: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Jellies.

1

Player: Who's a cute little monkey?

1
  1. Trade 4 x Crystal armour seed for 1000 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sinco Doar: Hello there; I see you're qualified. Come to help us out?

1
  1. What would you like to remember?
  2. 'Lunch by the Lancalliums' - Hosidius
  3. The second entry is missing.
  4. The third entry is missing.
  5. The fourth entry is missing.
  6. The fifth entry is missing.
1

Brian O'Richard: Hi again, what can I do for you?

1

Player: I've managed to light the torch.

1

Player: I'm %USERNAME%. Don't worry, I'm a friend. I was asked to bring you some weapons.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Can you tell me what happened to the elven king?
  3. Where else is worth visiting around here?
  4. Is there treasure under the waterfall?
  5. Thanks, goodbye.
1

Mourner: I'd stand away from there. That black cross means that house has been touched by the plague.

1

Edmond: Thank you, thank you! Elena beat you back by minutes. Now I said I'd give you a reward. What can I give you as a reward I wonder? Here take this magic scroll, I have little use for it but it may help you.

1

Player: Wow! look at this place, it's so colourful.

1

Mage of Zamorak: Well? Have you managed to use my scrying orb to obtain the information yet?

1

Ted Rehnison: Go away. We don't want any.

1

Adventurer Jon: Hello %USERNAME%, what can I do for you?

1

Eira: Welcome to the Hefin Inn! What can I getcha?

1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a bronze sword.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Wow! A real captain!
  3. You there!
  4. Hey ugly!
  5. I've some information for you about Al Zaba Bhasim
1

Player: So what's a nice ghost like you doing in a place like this?

1

Captain Ginea: No thanks, I don't need that.

1

Lokraa quo Sihar: Greetings human.

1

Vannaka: Your new task is to kill %NUMBER% Bloodveld.

1

Player: You fail to pick the hero's pocket.

1

Fat Tony: Go away I'm very busy!

1

Player: We get signal!

1

Player: Ahoy there!

1

Jethick: I'm surprised you're still here. Not many like to stick around this place if they have the choice.

1

Drunken Ali: I happen to know that you are looking for somebody.

1

Banknote Exchange Merchant: Hello. Do you wish me to exchange banknotes for you? I charge only 5 coins for each banknote.

1

Player: I'm not prodding a sickly-looking sheep with my hands!

1

Mage of Zamorak: I cannot let you enter without full warning. Speak to me again in Varrock.

1

Mort'ton Local: Oh... thank you, you used the serum on me. Here have something for your trouble.

1

Player: Omart, Jerico said you might be able to help me.

1

Noterazzo: Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find.

1

Sirsal Banker: Good day, how may I help you?

1

Guard: This is a restricted area. You can only enter under the authority of King Lathas.

1

Larry: I can't talk about that right now.

1

Larry: I'm looking for an experienced adventurer and you're not it. Come back when you are more capable.

1

Player: So you've plucked up the courage to come and confront that girl!

1

Peer the Seer: I cannot do that for you until you have completed the easy tier of the Fremennik achievement diary.

1
  1. Repeat last task?
  2. Take to bank: 26 x Mort myre fungus
  3. Something else...
1
  1. Choose spellbook: (5/5 left)
  2. Ancient
  3. Lunar
  4. Arceuus
  5. Cancel
1

Lucien: I told you not to meet me here again! Soon I will go to my house, across the river south-east from Edgeville. It is next to the so-called Grand Exchange.

1

Dalila: Ah my order. At last....

1

Player: Huh? You mean someone did this to you?

1

Player: Yeah it's not bad, but I prefer cooked chicken.

1

Player: So I have all four of these Diamonds of Azzanadra, now what?

1

Player: Thank you for the translation manual, Ak-Haranu - it may save many souls before long.

1
  1. Coffer: %NUMBER_COMMA% coins
  2. Ask about the coffer
  3. Deposit
  4. Withdraw
  5. Other options
1

Player: No, I've never been there in my life and CERTAINLY didn't steal anything when I was!

1

King Narnode Shareen: Thank you my son.

1

Drunken Ali: Ahh, a kind stranger. Get this old man another drink so that he may wet his throat and talk to you.

1
  1. Trade 1 x Crystal armour seed for 250 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Trade 4 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 600 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Player: It doesn't look very safe in there. I'm not going in without decent protective clothing.

1

Player: I don't think I should kill the sheep outside the enclosure. The councillor was worried that it might spread the disease.

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  1. Select an Option
  2. Very well, thank you.
  3. I need more practice at it...
  4. Can you explain the fundamentals again?
  5. What must I do to wear a Herblore skillcape?
1

Tindel Marchant: There you go my friend, it turned out to be a steel long sword.

1

Player: Hello Madam.

1

Player: The sheep looks extremely unwell. I don't want to touch it without a full protective suit.

1

Recruiter: Citizens of West Ardougne! King Tyras needs you for his Royal Army! Who will join this noble cause?

1

Mayor Hobb: Well hello there; welcome to our little village. Pray, stay awhile.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Ungadulu looks a little strange.
  3. Sorry for bothering you.
  4. I'm not sure what to do.
  5. Ungadulu mumbled something about 'pure' water?
  6. Ok thanks for your help.
1

Mord Gunnars: I do not speak to outlanders.

1

Bartender: Get out of here. I have nothing to say to the likes of you.

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Do you have any quests I could do?
  3. What is this place?
  4. Please wait...
1

Mysterious ghost: Hey, I have something for you but you don't have any space for it!

1

Ermin: Ahhh. Thank you, I'll take few minutes from spinning to enjoy this.

1

Player: I haven't found one yet.

1

Player: You don't say?

1

Doctor Orbon: Well hello again. I hear you managed to dispose of those sheep. Good work.

1
  1. Trade 6 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 900 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Sarble: Thank you kindly, you might want to grab some toads and worms while you are here.

1

Hazeel Cultist: What? An intruder? HERE? How did you get in here? You must leave! NOW!

1

Trader Crewmember: Crandor? Are you crazy?

1

Pipistrelle Draynar: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!

1
  1. Trade 7 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 1050 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Fightslave: You're not safe here, leave while you can.

1
  1. Trade 11 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 1650 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1
  1. Trade 4 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 600 crystal shards?
  2. Please wait...
  3. No.
1

Hazeel Cultist: Leave me alone, can't you see I'm busy? We have a lot to do preparing for the imminent return of Lord Hazeel

1

Drunken Ali: You know, I have this friend, and he.... I can't remember. What was I saying?

1

Froono: Hee Hee Hee. It worked! Thanks mister.

1

Afflicted(Ulsquire): Hello again! Many thanks for helping us to solve the riddle with the Shades, we can start to work now putting all those Shade spirits to rest and get a little bit of a reward to go along with it!

1

Witchaven villager: What have you got to be so cheerful about?

1

Roy: Good day madam. Could I interest you in one of our finest Bloody Bracers? It's a local speciality.

1

Selene:

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  1. Trade 20 x Enhanced crystal teleport seed for 3000 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1

Guard: Hello. The sarge is furious with me! Apparently those loony cultists have been back somehow without me noticing! I got a right roasting earlier...

1

Witchaven villager: Free. She is free...

1

Student: Uh? That's not mine!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Who are you?
  3. Please wait...
  4. Did you build this?
1

Afflicted: mee's nots says says ughugh pirsl

1

Farmer Brumty: I have all the bad luck. My sheep all run off somewhere, and then those mourners tell me they're infected!

1
  1. Select an Option
  2. Please wait...
  3. What is this place?
  4. Could I have a go with your bird?
1
  1. Trade 15 x Crystal weapon seed for 150 crystal shards?
  2. Yes.
  3. No.
1