Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.14
Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.2
Anywhere dangerous is good with me!1
Too old to waste time talking to you about the price of fish.1
I give up with these humans. Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me so?1
I'm getting on a bit, but I feel like there's plenty of life in me yet.1