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You did it! Oh, well done! How exciting!459
Ah. You must be %USERNAME%, right? I have a bronze pickaxe here for you!243
Okay, then. The tunnel awaits...222
My employer, Surok Magis, sent word to me that you may come to use the tunnel. You will need something to help you get in there. The pickaxe I've given to you should help.167
You're going to need a bronze pickaxe to get through there!144
Well, I don't claim to have a lot of knowledge about the ways of magic, but there's a strange protection spell on there.118
Yes. Apparently the makers of this tunnel protected it against all forms of pickaxes except bronze.105
I don't think they thought anyone would actually try and use a bronze pickaxe as it's such a poor instrument!102
Any time! Good luck!97
Okay, then!86
Oh. Alright then!74
Excuse me. I am working on that statue at the moment. Please don't touch it.62
My employer, Surok Magis, sent word to me that you may come to use the tunnel. You'll need your bronze pickaxe to get in there.59
Yes? Can I help you?53
Yes. I'm on a break.48
When I decide to start work again. Right now, I'm enjoying sitting on this bench.46
Why, the Chaos Tunnel of course! I imagine Surok will have told you of it.46
Well, story and rumour has it that the Dagon'hai built a tunnel here under the statue of Saradomin that would allow them to visit the Chaos Altar without having to go through the Wilderness.44
Yes, it is. Or, at least, it would be. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get in there so far.43
The tunnel entrance needs to be cleared before anyone can get in there. However, my Mining skill isn't high enough at all to do it myself. Perhaps you could have a go?39
That, my dear, is the statue of the great god Saradomin himself. Stand and admire in awe, for you are in the presence of greatness!31
WHAT?!?!31
I see. I'm afraid I haven't seen it.31
Well, now. Do you always go around asking about people like that? It's very rude, you know.30
I'm investigating the relative coexistence of convergent entries from two para-dimensional subspaces into a quantum metaphysical universe and the exponential decay of said linear pathways in the event of28
That's alright. My name is Louisiana Jones, although most people call me Anna. I'm an archaeologist.27
Hah! No. I used to, but now I prefer to work freelance for independent employers.27
No.25
Well story and rumour has it that the Dagon'hai built a tunnel under this statue of Saradomin that would allow them to visit the Chaos Altar without having to go through the Wilderness.24
fluctuations in the space-time cortex.24
I'm investigating something for someone.23
I never said it would.23
I'm afraid I can't say.21
I'm afraid I can't say that either.21
I can say that I can't say anything about what you want me to say!21
Yes, it is. Or, at least, it would be. I came to excavate the tunnel but, unfortunately, I haven't been able to get in there so far.20
You opened the tunnel; well done!19
The tunnel entrance needs to be cleared before anyone can get in there. However, my Mining skill just isn't what it used to be. Perhaps you could have a go?18
I'd better not. My orders were to open up the entrance and wait for Surok to arrive. When he gets here, we'll go in together. He promised me a lot of gold for this job!17
That, my dear, is the statue of the great god Saradomin himself. Stand and admire in awe for you are in the presence of greatness!15
Indeed!15
My name is Louisiana Jones, although most people call me Anna. I'm an archaeologist.12
Likewise!12
Oh, hello there. I'm just taking a rest at the moment. Could you speak to me another time?6
Goodbye!6
Hello there! You must be here for the tunnel. I have a bronze pickaxe here for you, if you want it. You'll need some space for your inventory, though.2
Be careful! You're going to bring the statue down on both of our heads if you go swinging wildly away like that.1
I would suggest you improve your Mining skills a bit before you attempt this.1