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Ahh many greetinks and welcomes to ze Museum!216
I critique ze art! See the beautifool colours and ze masterful use of ze brush to capture perfectly ze royal presence...69
Ahhh, mon ami! My name iz Jacques and I am ze Museum's finest art critic!63
Zis iz true, mon ami. 'owever, in ze future, I will 'ave my own entire floor of ze Museum with paintings galore!62
Ah, I see monsieur iz 'aving ze little bon mot, eh?62
Ze bon mot, ze laugh, ze fun of poking at me, eh? I shall 'ave my gallery, you vill see eventually, mon ami. Zen I shall be ze, 'ow you say, laughing last!59
Oui...so eet eez. So perfect it almost makes me weep wiz joy! The grandiloquent strokes of ze brush convey a kind of mystic quality...eet iz almost as if 'e were 'ere with us.43
Ahh, good. Zis verse is from a poem by a most talented writer of ze poetry, Charles Baudelaire. My father would place me on 'is knee and read to me like zis...38
My father, 'e too waz ze critic of art...'e also saw ze poetry in ze painting. Zis reminds me of a verse 'e would read me - would you like to 'ear it?34
Je trone dans l'azur comme un sphinx incompris; J'unis un coeur de neige a la blancheur des cygnes; Je hais le mouvement qui deplace les lignes, Et jamais je ne pleure et jamais je ne ris.33
Ahhh, mon amie! My name iz Jacques and I am ze Museum's finest art critic!32
Zis iz true, mon amie. 'owever, in ze future, I will 'ave my own entire floor of ze Museum with paintings galore!32
Ah, I see madame iz 'aving ze little bon mot, eh?32
Ze bon mot, ze laugh, ze fun of poking at me, eh? I shall 'ave my gallery, you vill see eventually, mon amie. Zen I shall be ze, 'ow you say, laughing last!31
Ahh yes, it eez. Feel free to look around ze Museum some more.24
JUST a painting? 'ow could you say such a t'ing? When you learn 'ow to appreciate ze wonderful works of art, you may talk to me.23
I am glad you enjoyed. Please, take ze time to appreciate ze Museum and ze wealth of information 'ere. Come visit me when I 'ave my own gallery!13
Swan-white of heart, a sphinx no mortal knows, My throne is in the heaven's azure deep, I hate all movements that disturb my pose, I smile not ever, neither do I weep.11
Ahh yes, I forget, open ze ears and I shall tell monsieur.6
Ahh yes, I forget, open ze ears and I shall tell madame.6
Ahh well, eet iz not for everyone.3