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Oi, whaddya want?1,531
Barbarians only. Are you a barbarian? You don't look like one.1,419
It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.1,373
So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?1,215
If you're a barbarian you need to be able to drink like one. We barbarians like a good drink.1,136
Take that card to each of the bars named on it. The bartenders will know what it means. We're kinda well known.1,135
Yep that seems fine, you can come in now. I never learned to read, but you look like you've drunk plenty. Also, one more thing...1,024
I have the perfect challenge for you... The Alfred Grimhand Barcrawl! First completed by Alfred Grimhand.917
They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card. When you've done all that, we'll be happy to let you in.863
Since you drink like a barbarian, I can show you how to smash your vials when you finish them. Do you want to do that?838
'Ello friend. I see you're drinking like a barbarian - do you want to stop smashing your vials when you finish them?403
'Ello friend. Do you want me to show you how to smash your vials when you finish drinking them?376
You're a funny sort of barbarian! But okay, you will no longer smash your vials as you drink your potions.205
Do I look like a bank to you?101
You need to take it with you when you're going on a barcrawl.86
Well come back when you have, you lightweight.59
'Ello again, wherever you are! I see you're drinking like a barbarian - do you want to stop smashing your vials when you finish them?43
That's a proper barbarian spirit, that is.43
Are you, now? Free up some space so you can carry something, and we'll see how barbarian you really are.23
What are you like? You're gonna have to start all over now.19
'Ello again, wherever you are! Do you want me to show you how to smash your vials when you finish drinking them?14