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Meow.1
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.1
This guy gets on my nerves.1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!1
Hi Bob!1
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.1
What's up?1
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!1
Does Neite feel the same way about you?1
Don't you know who your parents are?1
Don't you have any memory of your parents?1
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!1
Come on! We can help Bob!1
I'm fine thanks.1
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.1
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.1
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?1
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.1
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.1
I'll explain later!1
Yes, please help!1
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!1
Hiss!1
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!1
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
Snarl!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I never did like that guy!1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.1
Argh!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
This guy is unbelievable!1