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'Ello there %USERNAME%!2,452
Eeee, wha' shall I do! I'll mos' certainly lose tha job...1,553
I w-w-work... over yon sand pit... and weeell... I found... this... hand! T'were buried in't Sand!1,545
They's no' wha' they once was. Tha cap'ain o'the Guard spends near all o'the time drunk in yon pub.1,167
Weeellll... do yer think yer could 'elp me?1,164
..... Nae, ye can 'ave the 'and as h'evidence.1,112
Ee, ye've had yer sand fer today.1,081
P'raps tha smell will get t'Guard Cap'ain's nose out o'his beer fer 2 seconds!1,073
Wha' info ye find 'bout hand, %USERNAME%?1,041
Sand! Lots o' sand! Me boss be Sandy o' Sandy's Sand Corp based in Brimhaven on tha isle of Karamja an' I hauls sand fr' there to yon sand pit.1,040
Nae! See fer yersel', here's a copy o' me rota tha' be held a' head office - yer can looksee iffin ye talk t' Sandy, me boss.1,038
Nae! Nae! I din't remember tha', bu'... hmmm, aye... tha' migh' be it...1,024
I's all be tha wizard's fault! Tha magic leaks fr'm yon magic guild I tells yer! Tha's why this weirrrrd scroll appeareded a week ago!1,024
O'course %USERNAME%, le's be 'avin'yon rota and 'ere be tha scroll, yer be takin' it back ta those inferrrnal wizards quick sharp!1,023
I's looong harrrrd hours, bu' keeps me busy, y'know what tha say! 'Idle hands'r Zamorak's tools.'765
Arrr...Good news be always handy.572
ME JOB! I'VE LOSTED ME JOB! 'ow c'n yer say tha' be good news?? Me wife'll tear me limb fr'm limb!570
Bu' wha'll I be doin' wit' me day now! I be lovin' tha sand.569
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know %USERNAME%, I's can help yer!554
Huh? What tha doin' in marn ed?474
Be away with ya!474
Oh ar. So wha' do thee want?473
Ah, keep yer 'air on, I'll leg i' to tha bank wit' some sand fer ya.451
Aye, give me a minute cause I be rushed off me feet!375
I'll ge' on wit' movin' it. Thankee fer makin' sure Sandy go' it in t'neck fer 'is double dealin's!351
Yep, I dropped it off a while ago. Mebbe come back tomorrow fer some more.142
I be hopin' tha search is goin' well... are tha wizard's owning up ta anythin' yet?131
Ey'up %USERNAME%. Did yer see Sandy in Brimhaven 'bout me rota?52
Eeee, ye've go' no free space in yon bank %USERNAME%. Make some room 'tween the fishes 'n boots fore ye come back ta me.28
Did ye see yon Guard Capt'n 'bout hand?24
I be a wee bi' busy to 'elp wit' yon sand, come back tomorra.19
Suits me, %USERNAME%! I be a wee bi' busy, an' I'll happily stop takin' sand to yer bank for ye. Come an' see me if ye changes yer mind.13
Aye, when I takes yer bucket o' sand to yer bank each day, I'll not bother ye wi' any messages 'bout it. Ye'll just find yer sand in there.12
Aye, ye bin a big help to me, an I'll be 'appy to take yer sand to yer bank.8
So why you hangin' abou' 'ere then? Go ring t'bell at t'mage guild just over yonder!6
Aye, when I takes yer bucket o' sand to yer bank each day, I'll drop ye a message ter tell yer 'bout it, so ye knows I been workin'!3
Thank t'gods! I tho' I searched up another when I been pickin' this'un up outside... Take tha' blasted thing to yon Guard Captain quick sharp.3
I's would be givin' yer tha 'and, but yer can no' be carryin' it. Come back when ye can.3
Eeee, ye've go' no free space in yon bank, %USERNAME%. Make some room 'tween the fishes 'n boots fore ye come back ta me.3
Huh? Wha' tha doin' in marn ed?2
Be away wit' ya!2
I only talk to people that 'ave 'elped me ou'! Go 'way!2
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Iron Porker, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Sarky Marky, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Arts Dead, I's can help yer!1
Lucky fer yorn tha' I's made a copy then ain't it, 'ere 'ave another.1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know ESV 7, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Iron Zainos, I's can help yer!1
I's be seein' ya drop it on tha' way out, 'ere 'tis.1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Iron Unibrow, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know not ironmaan, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know I- IIClayII-I, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Floris BB, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Tulip McCoy, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Dr Niggle, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know MR- WAKKI, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know Iron Krane, I's can help yer!1
I din't think so... bu' iffen yer ever need someone ta haul buckets o'sand 'round, ye be lettin' me know PN- Perica, I's can help yer!1