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Mumblelandlubbermumblemumble...1,413
What right have ye to be so happy, landlubber?1,365
Aye, that it is.1,349
Well I dunno... it takes more grit than most have te be a pirate.1,292
Be ye the kind of keen-eyed archer that can hit an albatross at one hundred paces?1,202
Have ye rendered great services to pirates in the past?1,200
Great! This ordeal will soon be over!1,120
Pirates?1,119
Well, ye'll shoot holes in their hull with the cannon.1,115
Again with the 'Arr!'...1,109
Let's head to the island!1,093
Oh, Miss La'Fiette, if only I were that lucky.1,092
My crew deserted and I was stuck with an adventurer mannin' me ship.1,092
All right...1,089
Ok %USERNAME%, yer now a pirate, but...1,089
BUT ye can't just go around talking like some pirate in a fancy play.1,088
No self-respectin' pirate says 'Arr' that much!1,087
Aye...that be all ye need te do.1,087
Ye'll need that book if ye want te trade with some of the pirates round here.1,087
Well, except for Fancy Dan, but that be another story.1,086
Here, have this book. It'll learn ye how to be a pirate.1,086
Or at least learn ye te talk proper like one.1,086
Anyway, I'd have been shark bait without ye.1,085
If ye get a moment come see me fer yer share of the loot.1,085
Outsiders tend not te understand them if ye catch me drift.1,083
Thanks %USERNAME%. If ye need a lift back, just come see me.1,082
Have ye fixed the cannon yet, yes or no.1,081
Ye did? Great!1,081
I'm sure as soon as ye stop yellin' 'Arr!' ye'll make a great pirate.1,081
And te think this was all I could get te help...1,080
Nailed shut and waterproofed?1,061
I should have seen that comin'1,058
Not yet! Let's give em a blast with the cannon before we leave!1,057
I don't want to overload ye with too many details right now. Come tell me when the cannon is ready again.1,057
Gadzooks...1,056
Ye need to remove the old barrel, then replace it with a new one from the gun locker downstairs.1,056
I'll be on deck if ye need me.1,053
I've been a pirate all me life and I've never heard anyone keep harpin' on like that!1,053
Ye ain't a pirate yet by a long shot!1,052
They have masts as well don't they?1,051
Just do the same trick using some rope on their sails and swing over.1,051
Stop doin' that!1,051
But since nobody else will risk the trip ye'll do!1,050
End of problem.1,050
Just take the fuse, use it on the barrel of gunpowder next to the cannon, and then light it with something.1,049
It's a pirate stronghold off the southern coast of Morytania.1,048
A lantern, a tinderbox, it doesn't matter.1,048
By desertin'.1,047
If ye grab some fuse from the gun locker, and a rope from the repair locker, then ye can use the rope on the sails to swing over and deal with their cannon.1,047
Every last one!1,046
Ye came!1,046
Well, I had the feelin' ye might have run off when ye realised how much of a task ye had ahead of ye.1,045
Well if their first shot hadn't taken out the cannon I'd be firing that at them.1,045
Arr! They seek te hole the ship! Go and take care of their cannon.1,045
Well, without anyone else te help ye'll have te do some hard work if we don't want to end up walkin' home on the sea bed.1,043
Aye, I should have remembered ye was eager.1,042
Wait 'till we make landfall before ye start actin' like a pirate!1,040
I'm sure I won't.1,039
Well, ye look like ye might have the right stuff, tell me would ye like te be a pirate?954
Tell me, be ye as agile as a cat on a hot tin roof?910
I dunno, lad, I need a pirate to help me with my problem, but none will sail with me.883
Well, ye've sorted out their cannon, but we're takin' on water.868
Yes, that ordeal too!841
Be ye a smith and craftsman of great renown?838
Ye'll need to load the cannon, and if ye get it wrong the barrel will blow, and ye'll need to start again.821
Essentially ye do what ye just did, but use a cannonball from the gun locker in the hold instead of the canister rounds.813
My ship is the Adventurous, and she's at the east dock.807
Give it three tries and see if they sink, that many holes should do it.800
First, ye take some powder from the powder keg.797
Finally ye use some fuse on the cannon, and light it like ye did the fuse on the barrel earlier.793
Then ye use a ramrod from the gun locker on the powder to tamp the charge.783
Then, ye'll need to use the ramrod on the cannon to clean it out for the next shot.765
Sure ye can. Here.759
If ye weren't set on yellin' 'Arr!' all the time I'd think ye was a born sailor.751
Then ye use a canister round on the cannon.751
Now ye can give those pirates a good shot across their bows.750
Ye'll need to get some planks from the repair locker and tack them in place. Then ye smear swamp paste over the planks to seal the hole.749
Ye got all that?743
Stop it!741
Come back here and drop it in the chest in the hold.736
Look, just go below their decks and search their hold for Plunder.736
Regardless, those cowardly dogs seem a little too scared to swing over.734
Ye should be able to round up ten loads of the stuff if ye keep searchin' the hold, but it may take a while for the stuff to reappear.731
Why not pay them a visit and go plunder their hold?729
See, there is a secret technique for making things that be broken right again.729
We call this magical process...repairin'.725
Ye've done it lad! They're sunk now!725
He was as piratical as a bunch of Dwellberries...724
Aye lad, I remember.724
The second I leave port I'll come under attack. I think I'll be able te make it if I have another person helpin' out, but I wouldn't stand a chance by me self.722
Been in existence for years it has, the best place for pirates to relax with the exception of Brimhaven.715
Good work lad.711
I warn ye, lad, if the first word out of yer mouth is 'Arr' I'll be wearing yer spleen as a novelty hat before ye reach the second 'r'!704
Alright lad, try and stay with me on this one.703
I'm in port doin' some legitimate tradin' before headin' back to Mos Le'Harmless.702
Yer not a pirate yet lad, so stop talkin' like that!702
Last night I got into a war o' words with another Cap'n, and he has vowed to sink my ship and put all of my crew to the sword.700
No lad, these holes were made by cannon fire.700
This brings me back to the reason I'm stuck here of course, and the reason I need your help.700
Well lad, I don't think ye could pirate yer way out of a chest full of piracy.695
Ye don't say lad.695
Of course lad, once we make landfall ye'll have worked as a sailor on a pirate vessel, which is one of the easiest ways to become a true pirate.694
Would be THE best, but we don't have their fancy Agility Arena.693
Arr! Ye struck me as a man of integrity!692
Will ye forgive an old sailor his temper lad? I'm in dire straits indeed.666
Go below deck and sort out the leaks.658
I'm all ready te get underway, and I'll see ye onboard when yer ready te go too.602
Now lad, we'll send them to the bottom of the sea.539
Ye all ready to go lad?512
Well lad, I be Bill Teach, the Captain of the Adventurous, one of the finest ships ever to sail these waters.490
Ten! Can't ye count that high?459
I dunno, lass, I need a pirate to help me with my problem, but none will sail with me.453
Ye said ye would help me out lad, will ye stand by yer word?442
Be ye a smith and craftswoman of great renown?437
If yer after a lift go to the ship and I'll take ye where ye want to go.427
Then ye wait for the pirates to stash some more in the hold. Since they are under attack they'll be dumpin' their gold and stuff in there every chance they get.394
Then here, have this other copy I dug up.391
I suppose ye'll be wantin' a lift while yer here, right lad?380
Ye've done it lass! They're sunk now!369
She was as piratical as a bunch of Dwellberries...367
Aye lass, I remember.366
Well lass, I don't think ye could pirate yer way out of a chest full of piracy.355
I warn ye, lass, if the first word out of yer mouth is 'Arr' I'll be wearing yer spleen as a novelty hat before ye reach the second 'r'!355
Of course lass, once we make landfall ye'll have worked as a sailor on a pirate vessel, which is one of the easiest ways to become a true pirate.353
Alright lass, try and stay with me on this one.353
Good work lass.349
Arr! Ye struck me as a woman of integrity!348
Ye don't say lass.348
Yer not a pirate yet lass, so stop talkin' like that!345
No lass, these holes were made by cannon fire.345
Let me see that.340
Have what back?339
Will ye forgive an old sailor his temper lass? I'm in dire straits indeed.320
Just give it a minute and head back!282
Now lass, we'll send them to the bottom of the sea.267
Yer not making any friends here lad, just go and do it.247
Ye all ready to go lass?238
Ye'll notice I'm not fallin' to the floor in shock right now.232
Well lass, I be Bill Teach, the Captain of the Adventurous, one of the finest ships ever to sail these waters.226
Ye said ye would help me out lass, will ye stand by yer word?219
Ye'll notice I'm not fallin' to the floor in shock right now. Look, if I gives ye another copy will ye keep a better eye on it?213
Aye lad?181
Look, if I gives ye another copy will ye keep a better eye on it?171
Three! Three times lad! Three! One more than two, one less than four! Got it!148
Then no, lad, ye can't help with my problem.145
I suppose ye'll be wantin' a lift while yer here, right lass?138
I can guess from the lack of an explosion that ye haven't fired the cannon yet, correct?138
And I'll bet ye want a quick recap of how to do it, correct?112
Yer not making any friends here lass, just go and do it.97
Aye lass?90
Then no, lass, ye can't help with my problem.82
Let me finish my drink, landlubber!80
Three! Three times lass! Three! One more than two, one less than four! Got it!75
If ye ain't up te scratch as a pirate I may not get another one.71
No, I should be gettin' back anyway. Come on lad, let's be off.63
If ye know what is good for ye, yer off to fix the cannon!60
Just remember, he's all ye could get, Bill, and maybe ye'll get through it...52
Well, ye'll need to silence their cannon before it sinks us. Before ye do that though, ye'll need to swing over to their ship.48
Ye got all that this time?47
Yer still not a pirate, so cut that out!47
By replacing the broken barrel with a new one! Hop to it lad, the salt air is clearly eatin' into yer brains!27
Zounds...26
This is what I get when I ask random strangers for help...25
Ye climb up the mast and use a rope on the sails up there.21
Pay attention!21
Just remember, she's all ye could get, Bill, and maybe ye'll get through it...20
No, I should be gettin' back anyway. Come on lass, let's be off.19
Ye'll need to get some planks from the repair locker and tack them in place. Then ye smear swamp paste over the planks to seal the hole.19
Egad...17
Yer not much of a pirate are ye lad?16
By replacing the broken barrel with a new one! Hop to it lass, the salt air is clearly eatin' into yer brains!16
Then ye climb down and ye swing on the rope.15
Well, ye'll need some fuse from the cannon locker below decks.14
If I have te explain how ye do THAT then I might as well just send out some biscuit weevles to do the job instead.13
Then, use something on the fuse te get it lit. A tinderbox, candle or any sort of flame will do.12
Well, come see me if ye ever do.9
Swing over to the enemy ship and put the fuse in the barrel of gunpowder they'll have next to the cannon to speed up their firin'.9
Give me strength...8
Aye, that it be. Come back when yer liver ain't so lily- like, lad.8
Then leave me be till ye've got enough space to carry the thing.7
Yer not much of a pirate are ye lass?7
After that ye just step back and let it burn by its self.6
Nothin' I won't put on hold. Come on lad, let's be off.6
Nothin' I won't put on hold. Come on lass, let's be off.5
All right, lad let's try this again. This time, try not te run away!5
One look at the enemy and ye run away.5
All right, lass let's try this again. This time, try not te run away!4
Get over there and take out their cannon before I throw ye there me self.4
Well, why would ye want them when ye can't hold them?4
Well, that doesn't surprise me much.3
On yer way lad, leave me be.2
Aye lad, take yer time, I'm not goin' anywhere without ye.2
Aye, that it be. Come back when yer liver ain't so lily- like, lass.2
Well, as much as this is an interestin' break, why don't ye head back to the ship and we'll see if we can beat them this time?2
When yer quite done runnin' away lass ye've got a load of plunder to be grabbin'!2
We were on the home stretch lass why did we turn back?1
Stop sayin' that!1
Looks like they haven't been back to port to get that cannon fixed, which is lucky.1
Get below and fix the holes in the hull pronto, or we'll sink before they have a chance te kill us!1