*Woof woof bark!* Elementary, it's due to the influence of the -SQUIRREL-!40
*Woof! Bark bark woof!* You smell funny.35
*Bark bark woof!* You aren't funny.31
*Woof! Bark yip woof!* Sure! Eliminate the impossible first.30
*Woof bark bark woof* I have teeth too you know, that joke was not funny.27
*Bark! Woof bark bark.* Whatever is left, however improbable, must be the answer.24