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So where's my Fruit Blast?1,629
Well hello there traveller. If you're looking for a cocktail the barman will happily make you one.1,202
How are you faring with the Pineapple Punch?1,202
Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! It'll cost you 10 coins.1,134
Hello, how did it go with the Wizard Blizzard.1,089
Or if you're looking for some training in cocktail making, then I'm your gnome! Aluft Gianne jnr. is looking for gnome cooks, barmen and barwomen to help in his new venture, so it's a useful skill to have. I'm1,066
So, have you got my Short Green Guy?1,043
Not bad, not bad at all.... I can certainly sell drinks of that quality.1,030
Well that is both Wizardy and Blizzardy. You're quite a bartender.1,025
Hmmm... not bad, not bad at all.1,024
A Short Green Guy, and don't bring me a gnome. Here's all you need.1,024
Hi, are you ready to make your first cocktail?1,021
Ooh, that's a frisky little number. Very tart, how it should be. Excellent. Well I'm happy to recommend you to the Giannes. You truly are a gnomish bartender now..1,021
Excellent. It's not an easy job, I'll have to try you out first. I'm sure you'll be great though.1,020
Ok then, to start with make a Fruit Blast. Here, you'll need these ingredients, but I'm afraid I can't give you any more if you mess up.1,017
Take a look at the book then come and talk to me.990
Let me know when it's done.970
Go and have a chat with my young Lufty Jnr. and he'll fill you in with details.919
Here, take this cocktail guide. The book tells you how to make all the cocktails we serve. I'll tell you what I need and you can make them.860
Aluft Gianne Snr. tells me that you have finished training with him, so I think you're ready to do some work for Aluft Gianne Jnr. He is in charge of the new Gnome Food Delivery service. I've heard there are860
Okay, let's test you once more. Make me a SGG, then we'll see if you have what it takes.854
Now can you make me a Pineapple Punch? I can give you what you need, but again I won't be able to give you any more if you make a mistake.839
Okay then let's try something with some real booze in it! Make me a Wizard Blizzard.838
good tips to be made if you make and deliver gnome foods - though you may have to travel all over Gielinor to fulfill some of the other orders...743
I'm sure you'll make a great barman.700
sure the human girls will like it as well.539
I don't know what you have there but it's no Fruit Blast!458
I think you're almost ready to do some work for Aluft Gianne Jnr. He is in charge of a new family venture: Gnome Food Delivery. There are good tips to be made if you make and deliver gnome foods - though you may389
Well your training is over %USERNAME%. Are you interested in some work?360
have to travel all over Gielinor to fulfil some of the other orders...341
However, you'll need some basic gnome cooking training if you want to work for Lufty. Go and have a chat with his Dad, Aluft Gianne Snr. He'll tell you what you need to do.312
I'm sure you'll make a great bartender.308
sure the human boys will like it as well.252
I can see how that would make it hard to mix cocktails. I'll give you another one, but please try not lose any more.144
I don't know what you have there but it's no Pineapple Punch!100
Ok, it's one Wizard Blizzard I need. Let me know when it's done.43
Ok, well let me know when you're done.35
I don't know what you have there but it's no SGG!21
No, I need you to make the Fruit Blast yourself. I'm afraid it doesn't really work if you try to sell the bar its own drinks.19
No, I need you to make the Pineapple Punch yourself. I'm afraid it doesn't really work if you try to sell the bar its own drinks.8
Blurberry here! Can I help?3
Okay, I'll ask. Everybody shush! Is there a Gnome Mates here? Did anyone come in with Gnome Mates?3
Ooooh, who is this? I'll get you!3
No, I need you to make the Wizard Blizzard yourself. I'm afraid it doesn't really work if you try to sell the bar its own drinks.2
Well your training is over ------------. Are you interested in some work?1
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Looks tasty, but I'm not hungry1