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Any second now someone is going to try and kill us, for no apparent reason, completely unprovoked.1,021
Uh-oh, someone's coming...1,021
Steady, Billy - remember you are a guard of Falador.1,021
This weekend?1,020
You haven't been here long I take it.1,020
Do you know the life expectancy of a Falador guard?1,020
About thirty seconds, I reckon.1,020
I don't know, Billy.1,019
But I'm not wasting my final seconds worrying about it.1,019