Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.8
I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.2
You know... In need of exorcise.2
Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.2
I'd like to go hunting, but since you've been neglecting me I'm too fat to do that properly anymore.1
I rather not say.1
Ok I'm very old and fat! Are you happy now? Do you feel good, having a laugh at my expense?1
Well maybe if you stroked me the odd time, or played with me.1
Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.1