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Yeah?272
I am Bologa Gricoller, seeker of forbidden wisdom, wanderer of the dark pathways, thinker of the unthinkable. I can do bartending too.175
Yeah, alright...174
I used to work at The Golden Field. That's my sister's bar. It's mostly farmhands drinking there, but you get some interesting people as well.170
But some of us in the bar thought we'd give Zamorak a try. Like, you gotta be open-minded, right? What did Saradomin ever do for us anyway?167
See, most Hosidius people are Saradominists. My sister, she's always listening to Father Jean at the church with his goodie-goodie sermons.157
Anyway, my sister - she's a right cow, by the way - she fired me and kicked me out. Said I was bringing bad sorts to her bar.157
Anyway, I've learnt all this cool stuff about Zamorak, and being stuck in a fruit farm doesn't stop me being his loyal servant, right?151
So we'd meet in the bar, sharing books that the Piscarilius smugglers would bring us, learning what the Saradominists don't want us to know.149
Bad sorts, she said! Like, morality is totally subjective, right? So who's she to call us bad sorts just 'cos we're not afraid to think differently?147
I'll let you have access to the Zamorakian blessing I invented, so you can invoke Zamorak's unholy power upon the grapes... if I think you're up to it.146
I'll want 75,000 coins too.141
In fact I've invented a Zamorakian blessing that works on fruit! You can use it to make Zamorak's wine out of grapes from the Vinery.137
You don't look much like a Zamorakian to me. Dress Zamorakian if you want my help. And I'll still want 75,000 coins.107
Granddad's fruit farm. It's a right dump. This whole corner of the city is a dump.101
Hello again.96
My cow of a sister kicked me out of her bar. Said I was getting the place a bad name. So I'm staying here until I'm old enough to get my own place.85
Yeah, I've invented a blessing that invokes Zamorak's unholy power upon the grapes, so Zamorak's wine can be made from them.80
Yeah, I guess you'll do. But I want 75,000 coins. One day I'll need to buy my own house, y'know!77
I want to move to Arceuus. It's properly awesome up there. I'll do bartending or something until I can learn to be a necromancer.76
Anyway, why are you here? Do you want something?75
But I won't let you use it unless I think you're up to it. Also, I want 75,000 coins.74
As each fruit is severed from its stem, it begins to die. That's the moment of vulnerability when Zamorak's unholy power can infest it.70
By the way, Lord Zamorak's chaotic power is quite volatile. You'll likely get a smaller harvest from your vine if you're using these blessings.69
The power consumes the scroll on which the blessing is written, so you'll need one for each grape. I suggest you take a stack of blessings with you.68
Here's how it works... I'll write the blessing on scrolls. You need to carry some of the scrolls when you're harvesting grapes.67
I'll give the scrolls to Granddad downstairs. You can get them off him as a reward if you work on his farm. Hey, it's a dump, but he's family. So, do you accept?60
Nah, I bet you couldn't even bless an unholy symbol - you're not going to get very far with my grape blessing.23
Hello again, %USERNAME%.16
Not likely - I can see from your kit that you're supporting other gods. Dress Zamorakian if you want to impress me. And I'll still want 75,000 coins.10
It's really nice of you to take an interest...8
Well, maybe. But you won't be able to make wine from Zamorak's unholy grapes unless you get better at cooking. I don't want to waste his blessings.5
Yeah, you're in the biggest dumpster of Dumpsterville. Now you know. Anyway, do you want something?5
So that's how I came to invent a Zamorakian blessing that works on fruit! You can use it to make Zamorak's wine out of grapes from the Vinery.5
Yeah, okay. It's nice of you to ask...5
My blessing is written on scrolls. You need to carry some of the scrolls when you're harvesting grapes.5
I've given the scrolls to Granddad downstairs. You can get them off him as a reward for working on his farm. The place may be a dump, but he's family.4
So that's how I came to invent that Zamorakian blessing for making Zamorak's wine out of grapes from the Vinery.2
Meh.1