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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.13,188
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.5,028
I'm already looking after that patch for you.1,214
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.897
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.552
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.525
I want 10 pineapples for that.320
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?282
I want 15 papaya fruits for that.243
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!207
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?207
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!205
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!146
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!138
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.135
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!133
I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.132
I want 10 watermelons for that.108
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.71
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?67
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!59
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.58
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.53
I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.47
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.43
I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.42
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.38
I want 4 baskets of apples for that.36
I want 15 coconuts for that.29
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.15
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.13
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?11
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?11
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!11
I'm serious! 11
If you like, but I want 9 raw sweetcorn for that.11
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?9
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.8
If you like, but I want 5 baskets of bananas for that.7
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.6
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.6
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!5
If you like, but I want 10 pineapples for that.5
If you like, but I want 3 baskets of strawberries for that.4
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.4
If you like, but I want 4 baskets of apples for that.4
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.3
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.3
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!2
If you need to be rid of your fruit trees for any reason, all you have to do is chop them down and then dig up the stump.2
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.2
There are six main Farming areas - Elstan's area near Falador, Dantaera's area near Catherby, Kragen's area near Ardougne, Lyra's area in Morytania, Marisi's area in Hosidius and Alan's area in the Farming Guild.2
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.1
If you like, but I want 15 papaya fruits for that.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.1
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.1
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.1
Ah, Martin sent you, why didn't you say so? I personally think that our problems are all down to the fact that we haven't had enough rain of late. It's plain to see - just look at the levels of the rivers.1
We need more rain. I don't suppose you can do anything about that?1
Well there you go then. Until you find out how to make it rain you're going to have a hard time solving our problems.1
I've already told you everything I suspect.1
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.1
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.1
If you like, but I want 10 watermelons for that.1
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.1