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Well, you could try asking the others.31
What do you want with a priest?27
Shhhh!24
Trying to get yourself exorcised?24
No, I just want you to leave me alone so I can cry in peace.22
GET AWAY FROM ME, HUMAN WHO I DON'T KNOW!21
Well, I'm not a priest, but I must admit I've been praying fervently since the zombies arrived.21
An old priest or a young priest?20
I want to go on the donkey rides, but there is too much sand in my bucket...20
Why do you need a priest?! For the last rites? Are we all done for?20
That's what they all say!18
What, so you can eat their brains? I won't help you!17
Neither, sorry.17
Very well.16
Were all gonna diiiiiiiie! Flee to the longboats! Run to the hills, run for your lives!16
That was close, just shove off and keep away from me.16
My hovercraft is full of eels...16
Oh Guthix, who am I kidding?14
A new pair of trousers. Those things are scary.14
How do I know you're not one of them?13
AS A LOYAL, ZOMBIE PIRATE INFILTRATOR I WOULD NEVER HELP THE LIVING AT ALL!13
We're all gonna die!12
Game over, man! Game over!12
That means nothing! NOTHING!10
Who are you?9
You're one of THEM arent you!9
Very well, considering.8
Don't talk to me! If I play this right, I can sell you lot out and make it to the mainland!8
That I've been crawling into the corner to cry whenever nobody is looking.7
Don't sneak up on me like that!7
No school today mother, my brain hurts real baaaad...6
Don't you know there's a war on?5
That's because you're a landlubber!5
I bet ye've never had to beat a dozen zombies to death with a blunt toothpick!5
No, I've spent most of my time in the toilet to be honest.5
I no sleep in many, many, many days.5
You saved us! Huzzah!4
I don't have anything to reward you with except my collection of bleak, gothic poetry I wrote when I assumed we were all done for. Do you want it?4
Hello yerself Landlubber!4
Hmmm...Overall everything is good!4
I don't know what your game is, but I know you're one of THEM!3
The voices tell me different. It's all part of a plot! Confess!3
Hello yourself!3
Fine...3
I think that would be for the best!3
Well you proved that you're probably not a zombie.2
Have they gone yet?2
What are we gonna do now, huh? What are we gunna do now?2
So what are you then? A ghoul? A vampyre?1
Oh...oh god I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was natural...1
Nothing...1
My brain is no longer capable of sleep.1
I was gonna try and will myself dead.1
Hello there, brave hero, in whom I had total confidence!1
Yes! I was so confident that I would never, ever have sold your soft, edible body to the pirates outside!1
On a completely unrelated note, I would steer clear of Hungry Frank for a while.1
He's a filthy liar. And a forger. It wouldn't surprise me if he has written out a note detailing the terms of our surrender and your dismemberment and cooking in MY handwriting.1
Imagine that, the fiend.1