Arrr, what do ye want?72
Arrr, it be a sad tale. I used to sail the seven seas, a- lootin' and a-plunderin' whatever took my fancy.56
Then I got a conscience, so I stopped being a pirate, and travelled the world giving back some of the loot I'd taken.53
Seems people didn't appreciate me interruptin' their business to give 'em free stuff, so now I'm locked up for harassment.51
Nothing, eh? Nothing be all I got, anyway.1