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Hello there trooper, how's things?1,406
That's fantastic, well done!1,405
Well I don't believe it, it seems to be working perfectly! I seem to have underestimated you, trooper!1,403
Hello trooper, any word from the Cannon Engineer?1,261
Guthix be praised, the cavalry has arrived! Hero, how would you like to be made an honorary member of the Black Guard?1,256
Not bad at all, your effort is appreciated, my friend. Now, if I could figure what the thing uses as ammo...1,256
I can't leave this post, could you go to the Black Guard base and find out what this thing actually shoots?1,254
He has, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart - without you he'd be a goblin barbecue!1,236
In that case could I ask one more favour of you...1,236
Well done, trooper! The goblins seem to have stopped getting in. I think you've done the job!1,218
What? I'll have you jailed for desertion!1,217
Have you been to the watch tower yet?1,217
That's the spirit! Now trooper, we have no time to waste - the goblins are attacking from the forests to the South. There are so many of them, they are overwhelming my men and breaking through our1,210
Excellent! I have two men there, the dwarf-in-charge is called Gilob, find him and tell him that I'll send him a relief guard just as soon as we mop up these remaining goblins.1,207
I can't believe it, Gilob was the finest lieutenant I had! We'll give him a fitting funeral, but what of his command? His son, Lollk, was with him. Did you find his body too?1,201
The goblins must have taken him. Please traveller, seek out the goblins' hideout and return the lad to us. They always attack from the South-east, so they must be based down there.1,198
Thank you, take this toolkit, you'll need it...1,195
That's great, we were lucky you came along when you did. The base is located just South of the Ice Mountain.1,185
Aah, of course, we make the ammo! This is great, now we will be able to defend ourselves. I don't know how to thank you...1,125
Hah! You'd be lucky, those things are worth a fortune.1,123
Report back to me once you've fixed the railings.963
You'll need to speak to Nulodion, the Dwarf Cannon engineer. He's the Weapons Development Chief for the Black Guard, so if anyone knows how to fire this thing, it'll be him.940
Report back to me if you manage to fix it.917
The Black Guard forgot to send instructions. I know I said that was the last favour, but...915
Besides, I have another commission for you. Just before the goblins over-ran us we lost contact with our watch tower to the South, that's why the goblins managed to catch us unawares. I'd like you to perform907
perimeter defences; could you please try to fix the stockade by replacing the broken rails with these new ones?902
When the goblins attacked us some of them managed to slip past my guards and sabotage our cannon. I don't have anybody who understands how it works, could you have a look at it and see if you could get it working for880
us, please?860
They should have reported in by now ...850
a covert operation into enemy territory, to check up on the guards we have stationed there.846
Hawhaw! 'What's that' he asks, what a sense of humour! The Black Guard is the finest regiment in the dwarven army. Only the best of the best are allowed to join it and then they receive months of rigorous training.825
I'll tell you what though, I'll write to the Cannon Engineer requesting him to sell you one. He controls production of the cannons.802
He won't be able to give you one, but for the right price, I'm sure he'll sell one to you.745
You'll need this hammer too.628
However, we are currently in need of a hero, so for a limited time only I'm offering you, a human, a chance to join this prestigious regiment. What do you say?605
Hawhaw! 'What's that' she asks, what a sense of humour! The Black Guard is the finest regiment in the dwarven army. Only the best of the best are allowed to join it and then they receive months of rigorous431
Hello, trooper, how are you doing with those railings?346
The goblins are still getting in, so there must still be some broken railings.344
training. However, we are currently in need of a hero, so for a limited time only I'm offering you, a human, a chance to join this prestigious regiment. What do you say?285
Well hello there, how you doing?206
I'm great now, those goblins can't get close with this cannon blasting at them!201
That's okay, we've got plenty, here you go.185
Hello, any news from the watchman?105
Well, as quick as you can then.92
Trooper, have you managed to find the goblins' base?70
If you could go back and get another, I'd appreciate it.65
The Black Guard camp is South of the Ice Mountain, the quicker we can get some ammo for this thing the quicker those Goblins will leave us be.63
How are you doing in there, trooper? We've been trying our best with that thing, but I just haven't got the patience.62
What do you think you're doing, trooper! Did I give you orders to move that cannon? No! Well then don't!57
Good stuff, let me know if you have any luck. If we manage to get that thing working, those goblins will be no trouble at all.55
Fair enough, fair enough.37
I can't give you these replacement railings until you make some space in your backpack. Come and see me as soon as you can take them.23
Fair enough, didn't think you'd be able to help anyway, not much chance for a human to be able to fix it when the best dwarven engineers have failed.16
Well best make the most of it while you can, if the goblins over-run us they'll descend on the mines like a plague of locusts!14
That's strange, Gilob would never leave his post... His son was also with him, something doesn't smell right. Can you return and look for clues?14
Trooper, have you found the goblins' hideout?6
Sounds like that could be it, any sign of the boy?6
Please find him, for Gilob's sake.6
You don't have room to take this, report back to me when you do.2
That was silly... never mind, here you go.1
There's no room in your backpack, so I can't give you anymore.1