Want a mouse?409
Want this half dead bird?393
Want this crunched up spider?383
Oh well. Got any tuna?378
I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.333
Good but could we go hunting again soon? One of my friends got a medal from Gertrude for catching lots of mice.303
Yeah 'suppose so, this covert rat killing just comes so naturally.296
I'm a cold blooded, claw toting, hitkitty.294
A callous cat.292
I have many darksides.292
What for?256
Me me, scratch me behind the ears.255
Speaking of turning faces, shouldn't we get back to those ugly sisters?251
Theres something wrong with his head!190
This guy is unbelievable!190
I have a few suggestions!188
Nothing, I bet!185
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.185
I want to go chase things kill them and then eat them, purrr.183
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.181
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!176
Bob didn't come home this week.176
Hey %USERNAME%, hey talk to me.173
Look I can't let you keep doing this, you're doing it all wrong.173
Sorry, I got a little carried away.172
What we have here is a two cat job.171
Well then why don't you let me help out. Tell me when you're going to start the fire and I'll race over and get the rats, while you're smoking them out.171
Exterminate! Exterminate!171
Hi Bob!166
Now what?!162
Well done, that's all the chores finished!158
I never did like that guy!154
Can we go to Varrock sewers and chase some rats?153
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!152
Every time you try smoke those rats out they run out of the hole, the only problem is the smoke clears fast enough for them to run back in before you can get over to them.150
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.150
Don't you have any memory of your parents?144
Come on! We can help Bob!143
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!141
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.137
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.136
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.135
I'll explain later!134
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.133
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!132
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!132
This guy gets on my nerves.131
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.129
You got them? I think I may have had something to do with it.125
Well of course you'd hardly expect that human to do a ratcatcher's job.125
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.125
Go on. Ask him.120
I'm fine thanks.119
What's up?117
Let's ask Bob!117
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?116
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!116
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!115
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!109
Does Neite feel the same way about you?108
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!106
Don't you know who your parents are?106
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.104
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!101
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?99
I'm not done yet!99
I suppose that is understandable, you did miss out on a little bit of the adventure.99
Yes, please help!99
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?98
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.98
Do you remember being hypnotised then?98
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.94
I'll live.87
Give! *purr*84
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?83
Catch toad for me.81
The Sphinx understood how you were hypnotised, it might be able to access Bob's memories of Robert the Strong.78
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?75
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?74
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!73
It wasn't all that difficult to understand.63
Ok, I'll tell you what I think happened.61
There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.60
As long as I can remember. So far we've not found any way out of this place, and after all, we couldn't leave these poor humans to fend for themselves.59
*Sniff, sniff* I don't think it's me. All I can smell is dirty vyrewatches tithing the poor humans.55
No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.55
Meow, meow.54
He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.54
Very good. Now she needs help in getting Klenter's soul so she tricks some gullible fool into helping her.53
Another god - the Devourer - wants to destroy his soul because she has some dispute with Icthlarin. So she takes on the guise of a human.52
It's a desolate, sad place... The peoples here seldom feed me - take me with you!51
Well she's the god of destruction. If she had a priest or a temple or anything she would just destroy it.51
Hi Neite!50
Bob is Robert the Strong!50
Because of my kind.50
We have other powers, not clear to you. Anyway I'm moving away from the story.50
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!49
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.49
Because of me.49
Cats are the only things that can open the pyramid's door, so she needed an adventurer with one.49
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!48
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!48
You then started to return with the jar to the Devourer, but as a sting on the tail she made you plant one of her symbols in the ceremonial room of the pyramid. You then tried to flee the pyramid but48
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!47
Sphinx, summon Neite please!47
Yes %USERNAME%. Well he either broke the devourer's hold on you or else Klenter did.47
He was, and still is. Ok, Icthlarin summoned Klenter's soul to torment you into returning the jar, the end result was that you were freed from the devourer's grasp.47
You then bumbled around for a bit and returned the jar, discovered that the high priest still hadn't completed the final ceremony so you got him all the bits and pieces.47
Not well, I have to ssssssay, but you look healthy. I wish I were healthy like you.46
The wanderer recruits your help by hypnotising you. Do you remember that?46
And the rest is simple enough to piece together.45
You say the sweetest things. Hiss.45
So you entered the pyramid with me - under her mind control - and stole a canopic jar containing an organ belonging to Klenter.44
Icthlarin appeared just as you reached the exit.42
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.35
Check the garden to see if anything needs tending.34
I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.34
Got any last minute advice?29
The Apothecary said you need a vial of water to give to Unferth.22
I'm not as young as I used be, I think I'm beginning to get a bit fat too. Perhaps I should chase more mice to stay fit.21
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't21
Look, can we just leave it. Ask one of your adventuring friends.20
think you'll ever get it.19
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.17
Maybe the Sphinx can help us again.15
See you later Bob.15
Here's as good a spot as any for some hunting.14
Pretty good! %USERNAME% could use your help with something.14
OK OK... This is becoming dangerous. If we don't do something he will probably implode! We'll go to Gertrude and ask if she knows who your parents are!13
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?13
I was going anyway, hiss. You're probably the worst adventurer ever, I bet you'll probably be killed by a chicken before too long, hisss!!!11
Seems like everyone knows everyone in these parts.9
Should we be worried here?7
I'm good. But could we go adventuring soon, I'm tired of talking, meeoow?6
You've finished that chore.5
I don't think so.....5
No, but what's that got to do with.... no, nooooo! It cannot be!!5
Sorry human, but what are you wearing?4
Come on, lets go.4
Hello Bob!4
OK, I will try.4
That's impossible!!4
Am I a joke to you?3
Get your hands off that, you dirty human!3
No we haven't. Come on %USERNAME%, let's go.3
You've done all the chores so you should see if Unferth needs anything else done.3
OK dad, maybe later. You're scaring me!3
Why are you doing this?2
It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.2
We've found out enough now, we should go back to Bob.2
What? You're having a laugh I'm not going to get myself killed for you. Why don't you attack it?2
There's a table with empty dishes, I think they need refilling.2
I've no idea, perhaps you can find out.2
Have you noticed that Unferth's hair has grown rather long?2
It's so long I should think you'd need shears to cut it!2
Come on!1
Meow what does the human want?1
Nothing much, bit of this, bit of that. You know how it is.1
No stupid, I'm a cat.1
Look round the house for anything messy that needs to be put right.1