Arr? Be ye wantin' te go on account with our gang o' fillibusters?86
The powder monkey be takin' a caulk after gettin' rowdy on bumboo, so there be plenty of room for ye.78
I got fish, you got gold?15
Then what are ye doin' in a fish shop? Looking fer work?4
I dunno, I haven't gone through the last catch yet. What sort of a fish is it?4
Then I don't have any, and yer wastin' my time!4
Ye wanna know what happened to my legs?4
Yer too much of a lilly-livered, hat wearin' landlubber to know what happened to my legs!4
All right, lad, since yer so insistent, I'll tell ye.4
See, I was clingin' onto a barrel, me ship havin' just had an encounter with this albatross.4
The sea was thrashin' and wild, but not so wild that I didn't see the fins of some sharks closin' in on me.4
I managed to yank a sliver of wood from the barrel just as one of them grabbed me from below, but I slipped down the things throat by about two feet before I managed te kill it.4
A passin' ship saw the sharks and knew there would be survivors in the water. They sent a longboat and picked me up, but not before the sharks had taken off my legs.4
And that lad is why they call me two feet Charley, because they found me jammed two feet down a shark's throat.4
I knew ye couldn't handle the truth!4