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Meow.1
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!1
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!1
Hi Bob!1
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.1
What's up?1
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!1
Don't you have any memory of your parents?1
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!1
Come on! We can help Bob!1
I'm fine thanks.1
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.1
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.1
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.1
I'll explain later!1
Go on. Ask him.1
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?1
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!1
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!1
Let's ask Bob!1
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!1
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?1
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?1
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?1
I'm not done yet!1
Hehe!1
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.1
Yes, please help!1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
Argh!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
This guy is unbelievable!1