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Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.3
Miaaow!1
Meow.1
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.1
Hiss!1
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!1
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
Snarl!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I never did like that guy!1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.1
Argh!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
This guy is unbelievable!1
Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.1
Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!1
Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.1
Anywhere dangerous is good with me!1
I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.1
You know... In need of exorcise.1
Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.1
We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.1
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.1