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I might well do. Remember, only the first one's free.1,356
Oh, you want the full package deal.1,353
I didn't nick anything, guv. I've got twenty people who'll swear blind I was...1,065
Dominoes Ad Nauseum, Romanes Eunt Domus.963
All right. Brace yourself.959
Well, it may not look much, but you'll find that you might need a few less prayer potions if you have it in your pack, if you know what I mean.947
Trust me, guv, lots of people need help after coming into contact with the spirits we produce here.942
Sorted.888
You might find that little wrench worth hanging on to after you're done with the Spirit.860
No problem, guv. Good luck with your little problem.720
I didn't nick anything, miss. I've got twenty people who'll swear blind I was...497
Trust me, miss, lots of people need help after coming into contact with the spirits we produce here.420
No problem, miss. Good luck with your little problem.336
Ello again guv. I take it you're here about the wrench?206
Well guv, maybe that's what I want you to think.206
There you go. I've kept it nice and holy for you.177
Ello again miss. I take it you're here about the wrench?106
Well miss, maybe that's what I want you to think.106
Nope.100
Nope. You don't strike me as being... devout, you know?99
Your holy aura, it's a little shoddy, if you catch my drift.97
You need a Prayer of 47.86
You mean more help? I've already blessed one wrench for you, that should be enough.79
I might have had a bit of an overestimation problem guv. I'm sure it won't happen again.44
I might have had a bit of an overestimation problem miss. I'm sure it won't happen again.42
I'm sure it'll stay that way so long as you don't know it's missing.41
Ello again guv. How's things?36
Nothin' guv, you just have a nice day.27
Well, I'll bless something for you if you need it, but just don't spread it around that I'm giving out freebies.16
Well, it's like this, see. I used to do a bit of the old priestin' on the side.14
'Ello guv.12
Well you see, guv, I've got these unshakable religious convictions.12
You know, collectin' for repairs to the church roof, passing the collection plate, jumble sales, nicking the lead off the temple roof so they needed repairing again.12
Ello again miss. How's things?11
But anyway, all that priestin' left me with an unshakable faith in three things.9
The true glory of the human spirit.9
Nothin' miss, you just have a nice day.9
Well, that's because you're not a man of the cloth are you?8
You need a Prayer level of 47.8
You are, in fact, what we refer to in layman's terms as a punter.7
And that I ain't goin out there with those things runnin' around.7
Real holy stuff, you know.6
The power of good over evil.6
'Ello miss.3
Well you see, miss, I've got these unshakable religious convictions.3
Well, that's because you're not a woman of the cloth are you?2